#a coincidence im sure

[furious-fish]

augustus and chester sure pick some very interesting statements

[wreckham]

wait, dont tell me, i know this one

tgirl exists on the gay blog site. interlopers, radshits, and the occasional kiwifarms reject find her blog, viciously verbally abuse her endlessly. tgirl acts nasty and cRiNgE in retaliation as self defense mechanism, make-the-enemy-run-away flavored. casually transmisogynist staff of host site roll their eyes, ban tgirl for being a liability. ppl who hate tgirl cheer, assert that its bc she did this and that ("this" and "that" are almost certainly accusations with a sexual slant to them), encourage unrelated onlookers to do the same. random tme ppl see the anti-tgirl propaganda, also decide to hate tgirl (so they wont be targeted by the harassment mob too for "enabling a predator" or other somesuch horseshit)

cycle repeats anew with new tgirl once every 2-3 months forever and always. nobody but tgirls question this and they try not to question it too loudly lest it happen to them next. i puke. the end

[portaldraws]

His reference sheet took me FAR too long to finish but here he is!

My second Phighting oc, Rapid Launch Blaster- or just Blaster for short!

(Close-Ups under the cut!)

[daily-hanamura]

[opal-owl-flight]

Pushover.

Sorry for the roughness of this, its a half-vent thing.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

easy fix for that babe

[scarecrowshindig]

I like how they didn't award badges based on how many boops you RECEIVED so that folks with less followers wouldn't feel left out.

I did see one person bragging about maxing out their received boops with a screenshot... while covering up how many they'd actually given.

A lot of people on this site have such high opinions about themselves and constantly brag about how much engagement they get, but turn around and give none.

For a funny April Fools gag, I think we all (well most of us) took away that to get this website to work as intended and find enjoyment in it, you need to engage with each other.

It was less about what you received and more about what you gave.

[punkitt-is-here]

[wildstar25]

MiqoMarch Day 18 - Snow

When your partner has been trained to strike from behind, it's best not to loose sight of her.

[i-likefrogs]

So can someone tell me why I get trolled by Freddie mercury???? Seriously, alls good, fine, well, the Playlist is going. THEN I START THINKING ABOUT HER AND GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY COMES ON?!? EVER TIME!!! EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!

[dunmanticarchivistsmain]

PEARL JIMMY AND GRIAN ARE SIBLING CODED BECAUSE THEY EACH OWN 2 CATS

[lazaruspiss]

so many people just hear "dick was a cop" and go "eww im gonna pretend i didnt see that" and like. if its just bc you cant handle the subject matter thats one thing, but often times its just. performative. especially because the actually storyline is so much about dick trying (and as far as ive gotten to reading so far, failing) to make a change in the system and be a "good cop". it's an extremely heavy but genuinely very interesting storyline. dick does find other "good cops", but they're very much the minority and usually keep their heads down, because cops are bastards and will ruin the lives of "fellow officers" who try and do things right. they try to frame dick for murder at one point and everything.

[good-beanswrites]

Imagine the awkwardness if in that Mikoto Prank Show ask however, if no one but Es and Jackalope were in on it… And they somehow got everyone’s crimes perfectly right.

LMAO 💀💀💀

Jackalope and Es are in on it, and they don’t even need to guess them -- the machine can be legit! As any good businessmen, they put this newfound life-changing technology to good use: reality TV. They get a hold of 10 random people, planning on editing and splicing the videos to make up some crazy stories about crime and guilt and see how people react. They chose an range of people that might feel guilt over something -- they assume doctors feel bad for losing patients even though they did their best, or policemen regret the people they can't save, or chronically online people feel responsible for things they're connected to -- but that's all.

They get to Haruka’s interrogation and Es comes back to the team going, “hey, did you guys watch the video? Crazy that this guy killed animals, huh.” Then Yuno’s rolls around and they go “shit I never would have thought she was the type for that, now she’s overthinking her abortion…” Then Fuuta. “What are the chances that so many people feel incredibly guilty over someone else’s death? Does everyone feel a secret responsibility for something that happened indirectly?” Then Muu. “Okay that was pretty direct. How did we find these people? Should we contact anyone about this? No? Okay.” Shidou. “?????” By the time they get to Mahiru’s interrogation and she readily admits to murder they’re like “yeah okay, I had a feeling.”

The funniest part is, Mikoto is the team's only hopeful case! From the very beginning, they hear him talking around the prison and everyone breathes a long sigh of relief. “Finally! A normal, not-murdery guy! Our show is saved! We have someone real to prank!” … And then.

(Slightly off-topic but I’ve always wanted to write a comedy normal au in which Es befriends the cast in different areas of their life; Amane is transferred to their school after her incident, Mahiru works in a nearby store, Shidou works at their local clinic, etc.) One by one they get close enough to Es to really trust them, and each confess to being involved with a death that was either indirect or very well covered up. The first few times it’s a beautiful moment of trust and vulnerability, but after like five confessions Es is sitting there like “seriously?? How does this keep happening????”)

[unovan-style-pizza]

love this pokemon. the thingamabob. that whatzit

[espy-heart]

Ive been working on this on and off for a week or so.

[thatqueerbat]

dear whoever lost their 'trans rights are human rights' badge on my bus today ,

don't worry, its found a good home 💜