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#a pig that thinks it's a dog
sepal-sea · 2 months
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"harry is a dog and kim is a cat haha" WRONG they are both PIGS
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420technoblazeit · 1 year
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in my mind dean was always supposed to get older and become the new bobby. like ok you're a hunter, maybe a little new to the scene and still figuring things out. and you're tracking down a werewolf, easy case. except some things don't line up quite right and now you're thinking it might not actually be a werewolf. so you ask around a hunter's bar and they all say the same thing. go to this one bunker in the middle of nowhere in kansas
and you're like sure what the hell. you're stumped anyway, might as well check it out. maybe it's a weapons storehouse or something. but then you get there and there's a doorbell and a bee-shaped welcome mat out front and you're starting to think you've got the wrong place. the door swings open and there's this middle aged guy with a robe and batman pyjama bottoms. and he laughs at the look on your face and tells you to come in, he doesn't bite. not since he got that vampire cure, anyway. you're not sure what to make of that last part but he winks at you when he says it so you figure he's joking. maybe.
he gives great advice about hunting everything under the sun and if you stick around long enough he'll go on and on about how he saved the world at least five times. ok sure. you don't want to be rude so you just sit there and sip your coffee politely while he talks about some guy called chuck and how much of a bitch he is. and another guy who's aged a little more gracefully comes padding down the hallway in a metallica t-shirt and rolls his eyes. has he told you about tvland yet? ('i was just getting to that part!')
if you go to the basement you'll find shotguns filled with salt, wooden stakes, holy water, and demon-killing bullets for sale. and if you're lucky the witch who sells hex bags might be around. low-grade curses only, of course. you better leave the powerful stuff to the professionals. and she'll get in trouble if she gives you anything stronger, not that she can't be persuaded. a girl's gotta make a living after all and she's always encouraged eager new witches. it's worked out pretty well for her so far. and then a guy you swear is twice your height will raise an eyebrow at her and insist she only sell the weaker hex bags, please. you don't need any more witches in your coven, rowena. you've got plenty
pagan god giving you trouble? there's a man who swings by every once in a while who knows how to deal with those. give him some candy or a fun magic relic and he might help you out. it depends. he's a little picky about dishing out advice and he likes to play favorites. and if you've got a demon problem they can give you the number of a guy who swears up and down that he used to be the king of hell. but you've seen him walking around with a purse-sized terrier tucked under his arm and a dozen more following him so you're not really sure if you believe him
idk i like to think that dean got to grow old and retire. that doesn't mean he stops helping people, it just means he hangs up his coat and becomes an old man who rambles on and on about 'back in my day' and makes a dent in his leather armchair. there's a foosball table where the dungeon used to be and sam complains about beer bottles being everywhere and it becomes a safe haven for anyone still fighting the good fight. it's just that for dean and the rest of team free will the fight is over. they're done hunting now
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I like how Dungeon Meshi addresses how arbitrary the line separating “acceptable” animals to eat and “immoral/gross” animals to eat
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tea-time-terrier · 7 months
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Riverside meander.
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avengerscompound · 2 years
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Pizza Dog Pizza - ‘Eh, it’s food!’
Ziggy Pig and Silly Seal Infinity Comic
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dateamonster · 4 months
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trying to think of what my preeny has to repeat 6th grade fursona would be lol but theres only cats, dogs, wolves, foxes, big cats, and rabbits in that world so what is a humble piggy liker such as myself to do!!
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sidetongue · 1 year
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two seperate group recalls 
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hurricanepd · 14 days
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A furry is someone who thinks anthropomorphic animals are cool, has a fursona, interacts with the furry community, and labels themself a furry. A fursona is an anthropomorphic animal character that represents you. You can have one or multiple.
A blue wolf/dog is the most common choice for fursonas.
Do you know the animals at Fazbear’s. They’re examples of what a furry character would look like.
Fursonas aren’t limited to animals with fur, you could choose a reptile or aquatic creature.
You’re a cop, yes? You would be a hagfish
Oh that… that makes sense. A little off but I get it now.
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leslutdepointedulac · 3 months
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Reasons why my dog is Lestat-coded:
Dumbass
A bitch
A brat
Loves literally everyone
Over dramatic
Overly affectionate
Material Girl
Cries at every single little minor inconvenience
Fucking loves men
Sleeps a lot
Attention whore
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chuckletons · 1 year
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what the fuck is wrong with him
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lulubeanie · 1 year
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Another thing I like to do is give the trio stuffed animal versions of their favorite one
Red guy has a yellow pig plushie, Yellow guy has a mallard duck plushie (it's a bit beat up, its head constantly needs to be reattached and one of its eyes had to be replaced with a button, but you know how it is), and Duck guy has a lobster plushie :)
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420technoblazeit · 10 months
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actually though. i feel like everything about tfw can be explained by the fact that everyone but cas is canonically a dog person
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sameteeth · 1 year
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when larry is comforting orange on the floor and he tells him "it takes days to die from your wound, time is on your side", we almost immediately hear pink burst in and yell "was that a fucking setup or what?!" and it took a couple rewatches but i realized that orange growls out "yeah fuckin' right" after that. it's never commented on - white and orange sort of clam up when pink comes in and stop being all touchy. larry even sort of shifts like hes straightening and is going to let go of orange in a later shot, and orange doesnt say anything to pink.
once orange passes out, white tells pink that orange might not live through the night. he knew this, and lied to orange to make him feel better. orange knows he's dying too, at least without medical attention. so he knows that larry is lying to him. what i intially thought was orange's panicked response to pink knowing there was a rat ("was that a fuckin setup or what?" "yeah fuckin' right") is instead orange's response to white's blatant lie ("time is on your side" "yeah fuckin' right!")
orange wants to live. he makes that clear throughout the film, and theres a deleted scene where freddy gets mad at the lack of protection he has in the warehouse. larry wants him to live too. he'd rather orange get caught and live than to avoid jail and die. he tells him his name (how he does it i will discuss in a different post) and gives him a dangerous truth coupled with a soft lie, that orange will be just fine. and maybe if orange were a small-time thief on his first big heist he would take both and live, he would get out of this caper richer and with another story to tell, this time with a scar to match. but he's not - he's an undercover cop who knows he's dying at the loving mercy of a man he met a week ago.
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ariel-s-awesome · 1 year
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Looney Tunes Madoka au
Porky Pig: Madoka
Marvin the Martian: Homura
Daffy Duck: Sayaka
Bugs Bunny: Kyosuke
Charlie Dog: Mami
Yosemite Sam: Kyoko
Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot: Charlotte
Tweety Bird: Kyubey
Porky is Madoka because he's a sweet pink boy associated with red bows but also, in many incarnations he's a people-pleaser who's easily manipulated.
Marvin's Homura because of how distant he is, and he really fits pre-timeloop Homura. It's easy to see him going down the same path as her if he had the power to overturn a loved one's death. Lastly, they both have a LOT of firepower.
I mainly picked Daffy for Sayaka because of how he's desparate for recognition, impulsive, and has a heroic side.
I could easily see him making a wish for a loved one, and being heartbroken when he isn't appreciated. That loved one being Bugs would suit their frequent tension.
Bugs is Kyosuke. He's calm and collected, he's a beloved performer, and completely oblivious to how he frustrates Daffy.
Charlie is Mami. They're both desparate to be loved and admired, and are willing to change themselves to gain said love. They're also deeply lonely, with no family to speak of.
Sam is hot-headed and fiercely independent.
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borderlinemediocre · 9 months
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This is without exaggeration me processing my trauma lately
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tumblasha · 10 months
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i'm 99% certain that one day i'll be an elder and my opinion "vegans that make a big deal abt ppl eating 'pet' animals are annoying bc i have no problem eating Any Animal" will sound a lot like the edgy opinion "i'm not a bigot bc i hate everyone equally" and idk how to feel abt that
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