#a precious little stringbean!!! ^_^

[lady-snow-flower]

Age 19 - Seattle

[darkmatter-nebula]

Good Evening!! ✨

I wish to write something for you 😁

Drabble: Cute Aggression.

Ah, the Clawthorne Family, a place where one would normally fail the urge to lose a "aww" here and there.

And this evening, the Owl Lady would succumb to one of these scenes. In the living room lies the Star Boy with his Titan brother, with matching Pajamas, the same one Collector normally uses, they are both drawing as they chat. Then comes Hunter, who sits next to them and watches them drawing as his hand strokes his little brother's head.

Then Hunter says: How does King has a clothes like you but not me? When do I get one?

Colli looks at him and says: Well, if you wish.

And with a snap of his fingers, Hunter gains his "Archivist" robes, in which brings a lot of joy to him, who responds giving Collie a big hug and snugs.

The Owl Lady rises up, walks towards her precious sons, and hugs em all with her wings, surrendering to their cuteness, and she says:

You all asked for This!

As she continues to cuddle and snuggle them, and they, who couldn't escape her soft and kind grasp, surrenders to her snuggles.

In the far side of the room, Luz is taking pictures, who shares with Lilith who giggles and says:

I shall print this and hang it around the house, hehehehe

The Owl Lady hears it and says:

Don't you dare!

Lilith:

Even better I shall spread throughout the Island and flies away with a bag filled with it.

Eda:

Come back here!!!

And flies right after her.

Collie and King and Hunter and all the house just laughs at the scene.

Hi, my dear @just-a-random-guy! 😘

I've already written so many drabbles for you and it's so sweet that you've written something for me this time! 😊

But I have to clarify a few things:

No one refers to Colli as Collector, since this isn't his name. It was a title people gave to him.

Hunter made the matching outfit for King in my "For The Future" One-Shot (the title, New Family Member, refers to Stringbean)

Hunter already has a matching outfit as well. The young Grimwalker, who loves his little brother Colli more than anything, loves to match with him. By the way, I wouldn't refer to Colli's usual clothes as Archivist robes. He isn't, and never was, an Archivist in my "Lost But Now Found" AU. The Archivists aren't his siblings in my AU. He only met them recently and they are huge jerks towards him.

Colli's name is spelled without an e.

Colli can use his magic with a snap of his fingers, but the kindhearted starboy prefers moving his hands when casting a spell.

Colli wouldn't want to escape his mother's cuddles. The eternal little boy is a huge cuddlebug who loves when she snuggles him.

[branmuffins22]

for the toh ask game- 2, 8, 12?

from this ask game:

2. Ramble about your favorite character of all time as much as you want. We're listening

Ohhhh boy. Oh man. Oh geez. You play a dangerous game, starting out with the kicker.

The obvious choice would be Luz, right? because she's like, the perfect main character. Lovable, relatable, flawed, believable (mostly; those fireworks were a bit much), clever, emotional, funny, the list goes on.

But.

However.

I have to go with Vee.

To me, Vee is all those things and more. She's still relatable, but for completely different (some unaddressed by canon, some completely made up by me) reasons. She's the cutest sweetest little shapeshifter we actually got the chance to get to know (sorry Stringbean). She's flawed, she'd completely given up on Luz's return and was ready to throw away whatever parts of her life she didn't jive with, and then even after most of a day of hanging out with her, she was STILL kinda mad at her! She's got confusing emotions and she was able to admit it! She's a tortured and traumatized kid who's trying maybe a bit too hard to put it all behind her, and even her more fantastical struggles are made to make perfect sense in that context. She's clever and observant enough to blend in with humans (and even convince Camila she was Luz for a while), and she was instrumental in solving the rebus. She's funny not just in her sense of humor (which is anywhere from awkward to earnest to dry, all hilarious), but also in the dichotomy of being one of the more "normal" "human" characters in the show, despite not really being either of those things (part of a thought-extinct species, and unique even among others of that species. said species is a kind of magic-eating shape-shifting demon from another realm, and here she is in suburban connecticut, idly learning spanish with her friends).

She's my precious baby blorbo and I love her. She's chubby (I'm chubby), she's awkward around her crush (I'm awkward around my crush (and also in general)), she likes to wear warm colors and big boots (I like to wear warm colors and big boots (not that I have any that fit well enough for daily wear)), she's got a bit of an overbite (I had one when I was young), she is (or, I guess, was?) kinda sorta something like a twin (I'm a twin), her hair is poofy and long (at least in her epilogue design) (my hair is poofy and long), augh, she feels basically tailor-made for me. I'm not exaggerating when I say I learned to love certain parts of myself by loving them first in her.

She's perfect.

also. im gonna rant about her even more in the next bit, sorrynotsorry.

8. Any headcanons? If so, which are your favorite?

Soooo many. Like, enough that I'm writing a whole ass barely-even-canon-divergent AU just to give myself the excuse to explore them. Actually, kinda writing two if you count MatVNN, but it's more of a post-canon affair.

Probably my favorite, though, is Vee being trans (and a bunch of other flavors of queer). I'll admit, a lot of the things that make me like Vee so much are just Sorta Plausible Shit I Came Up With, and chief among them is my trans Vee theory.

So, I'll start with the canon stuff:

Vee is rather unique, even among basilisks. Her tail has 3 fins rather than the other basilisks' 1 or 2 fins, her eyes have a different structure (and more individual colors) than the others', and she has a distinct head and neck that the other basilisks don't have. She's also a lot smaller than the other basilisks: about half the size of III and IV, and even smaller compared to the "greater basilisk" which attacked Hexside (we'll call her the Inspector). In the epilogue, Vee's size doesn't appear to have changed much, if at all (hell, even in her human form, she doesn't look much taller), nor have the sizes of III and IV. The only change any of them appear to have gone through is that Vee has more/longer hair, some of which is a lighter cyan than the previous navy blue, which still remains at her roots and on her ears.

Those are the facts. Now, there could be any number of reasons for her unique traits.

The doylist reason is the easiest: she was designed to look smaller and more humanoid to appear to the audience as more sympathetic. Her strange eyes could just be a bit of fun character design, something to make her stand out on screen. No biggie.

The watsonian reasons are a lot more compelling to me though.

She could very well be quite young for a basilisk. Perhaps their eyes change shape and lose some of their color as they grow up. Perhaps the neck becomes less distinct as they get older. Perhaps even after the 3+ year timeskip before the epilogue, Vee was still prepubescent for a basilisk.

Perhaps the various basilisks are representative of different species within the same family (ex. the Inspector is called a "greater basilisk", but the others are just referred to as "basilisks"), and Vee's unique traits are staples of whatever specific species she is (I first came across this theory in A Blight on Bonesborough, by GeminiAlchemist, and they proposed "fat-tailed basilisk" as the name of Vee's species, mostly for the sake of a gag)

One of the more interesting theories is that she's only half basilisk. I wasn't the one to come up with it, but I don't remember who was, so for that I apologize, but basically, there was a theory going around for a little while after her introduction, that Vee was actually the bastard child of one of the other basilisks and Warden Wrath. The biggest point of evidence was the yellow pupils, a trait only shared between Vee and Wrath, as well as the fact that Wrath was clearly involved in the basilisk project, as shown in Vee's flashbacks in Yesterday's Lie. It's not my favorite theory by any means, but it's a super interesting one, very angsty.

My personal theory, however, and the theory on which I base a few of my other Vee headcanons, is that all the myriad differences between Vee and the other basilisks can be explained away by a simple case of sexual dimorphism in the basilisk species. "Number 5" was simply the only "male" basilisk shown on screen.

Now, what's the evidence for this theory? There is none! As with all the best headcanons, there's no real reason it should be true, but there's ALSO no definitive evidence it isn't true.

So, Number 5 escaped the labs, wandered into the Human Realm, took the form of the only human he'd seen, and spent 3 months at summer camp incidentally trying out being a girl. Turns out, she liked it! So when the time came to give Luz back her identity, Vee made her own new form a girl too.

Now, this headcanon comes with some... caveats? Complications? Sprinkles of realism? I like to imagine some extraneous silly little plot points surrounding this.

Gonna mention 'nads & stuff in purple, so skip past it if you're squeamish about people having body parts or whatever.

When Vee took on Luz's form, she didn't really know what was going on under all those clothes, so she improvised, and kept things as close to her basilisk form as possible. It was partly to conserve magic during the shift, and partly just because she couldn't imagine what to put there. This meant she had a dick, and probably a pretty funny-looking one, too, until she came across a human health textbook and got a better picture of what that whole situation is supposed to look like.

Eventually, during an accident with someone in the Cabin 7 crew (probably standard "woops, didnt realize you were changing in here" shenanigans), someone catches her with her pants down, and she accidentally makes them think Luz is trans. A silly little mixup, definitely no consequences in the future, for sure.

After this, Vee ends up learning about pride flags and their meanings, and starts collecting those things like trading cards. She is staggeringly queer. I tend to think of her as bi/pan/demi-rose, genderqueer, genderfluid (usually on a sliding scale between fem and neutral, but outside that range often enough to be noteworthy), and polyam (in theory, anyways, but even by the epilogue she's still only had one partner, Masha. Granted, she's only maybe 18 by then, so she's got a LOT of time left to try things out), but because that's So Many Labels, she tends to simplify down to Queer. Am I projecting? Yeah, a little. Maybe a lot. So what?

Anyways, when Luz comes back and Vee picks out her own human form, she mostly performs a 1-1 translation from her basilisk form to her human form (matching her standing height, size, approximate face shape, etc), and in so doing, takes on a few typically-masculine characteristics (like a mostly-flat, somewhat-wide chest, bodyfat mostly at her belly, and of course, a (normal, human) dick (most of the time, anyways; she is a shapeshifter, and can do whatever she wants forever)), resulting in her rather androgynous appearance. If her human form is gonna be her, it's gonna reflect her truth: she wasn't always a girl, but she is now. In the epilogue, her human form looks a bit more feminine/less androgynous than before (most notably with wider hips), as if she'd been on HRT for long enough to see some changes.

Now, I've also got all manner of general Basilisk Biology Headcanons, such as how shapeshifting works (magic is used to perform transformations, and reverting to their natural form doesn't use any; holding a transformation only burns calories, not magic; transformations are holistic, inside-and-out, with the two exceptions being the brain and whatever organ stores collected magic), how magical hunger works (it doesn't quite exist, they're not vampires, eating/draining magic is just a thing they Can do in order to transform, not a thing they Have to do to live; however, when a basilisk is hungry, it begins burning through its magic to stave off malnutrition, causing them to seek out magically dense food (really just magic in general, kinda maladaptive like humans' sugar cravings)), how mass distribution works when they transform (they retain their weight when they take on new forms, which limits their transformed size by how far they can compress/decompress their mass. this is part of why the Inspector was so hungry; they were near the limits of how far they could compress, and burning through calories like crazy to stay that way), their natural habitat (fins on their tails suggest they're at least semi-aquatic, but the fact that they stayed on the Boiling Isles as they fled from Belos suggests that they're not immune to (and thus not native to) the Boiling Sea, therefore I propose that they were native to lakes, the only bodies of water shown not to be boiling all the time. also they use their shapeshifting to change their bouyancy as they dive for mollusks or whatever), reproduction (internal fertilization, followed by egg laying; they can change their physical sex pretty much at will, because they're shapeshifters, but if it's not their "natural" form, it still consumes magic to get into that form and burns extra calories to hold the form; fertilization and pregnancy tends to go quite poorly if a basilisk changes/reverts to a form that doesn't have the proper equipment for whatever child they're currently bearing), and so on (basilisk eyes are adapted for underwater, leaving them relatively nearsighted unless transformed to be otherwise, and they have a short-term photographic memory to make assembling accurate disguises on the fly easier/possible), but I don't really feel the need to go tooooo into detail with all that >.>

12. What do you consider the most memorable scene? Why?

That's a very tough choice, between the graveyard fight in Thanks to Them (Very intense. Very beautiful, very powerful) and the Lumity dance in Enchanting Grom Fright (Very romantic. Very beautiful, very powerful). They both basically defined the fandom brainrot after their respective releases, and unlike the various season finales, there was little else cutting in to interrupt and distract from them. Just tasty, tasty action, one at the breathtaking height of fluff, and the other in the soul-crushing depths of angst.

A close third, to whichever one of those is only second-best, would be the duel for the portal key in Eclipse Lake (Very dramatic. Very beautiful, very powerful). Another big action scene, who'd'a thunk it, and another angsty one, too.

[lampmanliveblogs]

While the rest of the Hexside students distract Kikimora, our heroes have just enough time to draw up the complicated teleportation circle… with a bit of help from Luz’ palisman, who has yet to take on its true final form.

Kikimora is able to shake off the attacking kids long enough to take one last shot, just as Luz activates the teleportation array and and a brilliant flash of light, their whisked away from danger and into the vast cranium of the Titan.

There they stand now, under The Collector’s Archive House, so close, yet so far away. For I fear that the hardest part is yet to come…

Listen, I don’t know anything about Star Trek, but I do know that ”Beam us up Scotty” is a Star Trek reference. So yeah, shoutout to that, as well as Camila coming out as a fellow Cosmic Frontier fan, which also doubles as a light-hearted reference to the fact that Hunter, like O’Bailey, is a clone.

And let’s not forget Amity and Willow being best friends again, that’s super precious too. You love to see it.

Alright, first things first, I love the guesses the squad had.

Camila guessed a dragon, because dragons are THE fantasy creature, and she knows how much Luz loves her fantasy books.

Hunter guesses a bird, not just because of Flapjack, but because Eda (and the rest of the Clawthorne family) has a bird palisman.

Amity guesses an otter, which is a callback to Enchanting Grom Fright, when Luz wondered if she should go to Grom dressed as an otter… with a dark side!

Willow guesses a bat because…. because… um… Bat-Queen? Maybe? They did have that excursion in the Bat-Queen’s forest back in Escape of the Palisman.

And finally, Gus throws out snake. And I’m going to be honest with you guys, I might’ve maybe had a few hints at what Luz’ palisman was gonna be. Enough to figure out it was a snake, or more accurately, snake-related.

As far as in-show foreshadowing goes… at the top of my head, last episode we had a bunch of snake imagery around Luz. We had her finding the ”snake pajamas” in Camila’s nightmare/flashback, we had Luz wearing that shirt with a staff and a snake on it, and I think she might’ve had a drawing of a snake in her notebook? As far back as episode one of season one, Luz was playing with snakes and I think Camila might’ve even said something about Luz making some friends that weren’t reptiles. That’s not even to mention the fact that Luz’ newly adopted sister is a snake.

So yeah, there’s been plenty of snakes around Luz. But of course, this isn’t just any old snake, it’s a…

A SNAKESHIFTER. You guys know I love a good pun. And just like Vee, this little cutie is a shapeshifter. Which is so perfect for Luz, the child of two worlds, a chaotic being, always on the move.

Her name is Stringbean! Now, David ”Stringbean” Akeman was an American singer-songwriter, musician, comedian, and semi-professional baseball player. String bean is also one alternate name for green beans. You can also call them haricot verts, if you wanna charge extra.

So yeah, I gotta agree with Luz here: she’s perfect! She is Luz' own infinite potential given physical form.

Now that things have calmed down just a little, Willow takes the opportunity to thank Hunter for his words before, he really helped her, and he means a lot to her too. and then they blush and almost hold hands and it’s so cute.

In fact, it’s almost a little too cute, I’m starting to get nervous here. Because surely, they’re gonna end the episode on a cliffhanger, and there’s only just over a minute left of the episode…

But before that, I’m gonna get what might very well be the last cute screenshot of this episode.

Look at the babies! Look at them!

Aaaaaaand there we have it. Good vibes ended. The camera pans upward to The Collector overlooking our heroes, with Raine still possessed by Philip looming behind them, ready to whisper yet more poisonous words into the ear of the Lord of the Fireflies.

”I think I wanna play a new game.”

And with a snap of their fingers, The Collector ends the episode right then and there as everything goes black.

Treat me like I'm evil Freeze me till I'm cold Beat me till I'm feeble Grab me till I'm old

Fry me till I'm tired Push me till I fall Treat me like a criminal Just a shadow on the wall!

[elxctrics]

"what? he wasn't that bad. i've been with worse. besides, i don't really care what someone looks like. that's the least important thing about a person." she said with a low laugh and a shrug of her shoulders. she had never been someone who was into appearances or the superficialities of a person, after all - was more of the kind of girl who chased the way someone made her feel in that very moment. "i can't believe you handed over your precious, prized custom trousers that easily. my pants were nine dollars, i don't care if you ruin them. but these?" she said, tugging at the waistband of the pants she had on. "now these seem like they'd cause a tear or two to shed if i even got a little smudge on them." she said, loud laughter continuing. to be honest, she couldn't remember the last time she laughed like that, so genuinely and loudly, as if all the weight of the pain she carried had been lifted off of her, just for a single, moment of joy. and her laughter echoed through the streets as she continued to run, wobbly on her heels, only slightly loosing her balance every time she turned to look at him running after her from over her shoulder in nothing but his shirt and underwear. "you look like a big, fucking stringbean! i don't think the cops are gonna want to touch you with a ten foot pole!" she called out, in between belly laughs, her stomach hurting so much from laughing that she had to stop, holding onto her side as she stopped at the curb, laughter slowly subsiding as she waited for him to catch up to her.

"oh good god, don't talk about him in my presence." dramatic gagging following the disgust he threw her way. "i mean it, i'll let you do a lot of shit in life felicity, but that? god i won't ever let you get there i promise." maddox had become a firm believer in needing to hit rock bottom over the years, but that was a fall he would cushion her from whenever he could, no one deserved a fumble with marvin that likely couldn't get it up. least of all her. "i can't believe you're going to judge me on my custom clothes and risk these pants to laugh at me." but he was going to try his damn hardest to get them on. even when it was very likely he looked like a fool because her giggles were contagious and hell if he wasn't laughing right along with her, struggling to keep himself upright as he kept one leg stuck in leather and tried to push in another. "fuck i'm gunna break a leg here fee." he whined though each of his words were laced with laughter. lifting his head to watch her fun, he felt an overwhelming lump form in his throat as he looked at her. she was happy, at least for now she was happy and hell he might be too, for the first time in forever, he just felt happy. coughing back the emotion that came with that, maddox did his best to free himself from the leather pants, feet sliding back into his sneakers before he set off after her, in nothing more than his sweater and boxers. "you're explaining this to the cops!"

[britishchick09]

silly little guy

omg he's so cute!!!! definitely the silliest guy! :D

[elementalladymallorie]

Can I just say how much I love Emmiline?

When Camila calls them over, Clover and Stringbean go in for nuzzling, and Ghost sits primly. Then Emmiline just plops right down in front.

This is the same chameleon that, decided she would walk around the hamster wheel instead of making it move. I don't think it's even unusual behavior from her, given Gus' faced when she does so.

Emmiline Bailey Marcostimo is a precious little one who is just a bit goofy, and I'm sad that we didn't get see more of her, or Clover and Ghost to be honest.

[hoopoo09]

I have to show everyone this picture of our precious little Stringbean that's at the end of watching and dreaming. Look at her.

What a precious little Palisman

[enduringdevotion]

"Been here for a little bit, but yeah, not long before the party. Just missed this moss I've heard horror stories about." Wolfwood was amused at the timing. Just after a disaster right before a blessing. "Guess I was the prize for my dads making it through hell." It's what he likes to say, to brighten Astarion's outlook on the horrors he faced.

"Yeah, one of the first outings since-" He stops, looking to the side as eyes widened at a stall, frozen in his tracks.

He hadn't meant to stop without warning, eyes locked on a wanted poster and, like a man possessed, he walked right past Badou, reaching up for the item, not daring to touch just yet. It was his, for sure, the spiky hair of stringbean was nowhere to be seen, this was colored too which he'd found was a difference.

"I... Fuck, one sec Badou." He scrambles for his phone, cursing the program he needed to use to pay but pointed to the poster. "Whatever it costs, I want that one." He had his own money and he had Astarion's card details if his savings wasn't enough.

The vendor giggled, but carefully took the preserved piece from where it hung framed, sweetly wrapped it up and offered it, taking his payment. The moment he had it in his arms he cuddled it to his chest, slinking towards the strange man like a possessive animal.

"We can go wherever it's not too crowded." He refused to have this precious piece ruined.

He'd lay down his life for it.

He lets out an 'ooof' at the elbow-jostle, but still grins when he releases the other, glad to at least have the company.

"I'm told I'm a dumbass." As if that answers every-- actually, yeah it does. Badou then lifts his palms in surrender.

"Course, man. I wouldn't offer if I wasn't good for it."

And he's ever so grateful for the cigs, actually! He'd been narrowing in on his last pack for the day, and it would have been dire.

"Anyway, didja just get here to the city, then? And what a welcome you got."

[pdaliceliveblogs]

So that was a damn lie.

ANYWAY

Everything is in place for the final stretch now. Most of the Boiling Isles are out of commission. Lilith, Eda, and King have been quietly surviving and planning. Belos has squirmed his way into Raine’s body and making trouble. The kids plus Camila are in the Skull, right below the Collector’s palace.

And the Collector is about to throw one hell of a tantrum.

So much of this episode was very… Lord of the Flies. Kids without supervision, I mean, but then also with bad supervision. At Hexside, the sole present adult (though she was shamming as a student) manipulated her way into being the power behind the throne, using Boscha’s preexisting selfishness and violence and encouraging the worst in her, playing on her genuine fear and grief for her puppeteered teammates, helping her be her worst self. The rest of the kids, though, for the most part were just trying to survive. Fucking around selling tee shirts, making a damn statue of their principal. They’re not competent, they’re kids, but they’re trying. I liked that Matt got to step up while remaining an absolute dweeb. He can be both a decent leader and a dorkass who draws stubble on with a marker (to be more like his missing big brother).

Meanwhile, the Collector… the only adult they’ve had around for hundreds of years is Belos, who never really treated them like a child, but like a resource. On their own, now— or even with Odalia around, because she isn’t interested in being a guardian either— they’re off the rails. Like the kids at Hexside, like Boscha, he’s flailing, trying to be a kid, trying to have a good time, but because of how powerful he is he’s doing a lot more damage than Boscha just being a shitty student council president.

He’s caused real, lasting harm. He didn’t mean to. He still did. Both of these things are true. I love him. That’s very true.

I’m sad that we had that moment of “perfectly eavesdropping on just the bit that will make things sound bad”; that’s a kind of contrived coincidence that annoys me. They were really tight on time, I know, but sigh. It’s not enough to override how good the rest of the episode is, but sigh.

I’m terrified for Raine. I know several times now we’ve expected them to come out of something hideously scarred and traumatized and they’ve sidestepped, but I feel like their narrative luck is running out. I don’t think the show would kill them off (KNOCK WOOD) but I do think they’re not coming out of this unscathed.

Trivial things— I still love the idea of Lily and Eda sharing an arm, tossing it back and forth when somebody needs two hands for something. I’m sad about their hair getting cut off, but at least in Eda’s case it makes sense; I was brushing out my hair like a day after watching the ep and noticed how much I was using both hands and was like “…oh”.

Stringbean is precious and I adore her. Alador is still unaccounted for, and the concept art that showed Kiki wearing his goggles makes me very worried for him. Steve is also missing, and if he gets to actually hang out with his little bro on camera I will be so happy. I need, need the Coven Heads to wake up. Especially Darius. Yeah, I know, I’m predictable, but goop man really grew on me and I want to see him complain about the playskool-ass outfit the Collector put him in.

I am overly amused by the idea of Eda seeing Raine up and about, tackle-hugging and kissing them, and Belos just YEETING himself out of their body like EEW WITCH TONGUE

Camila is going to be vital. I do think she’s going to be the one to really get through to the Collector. Old-school Trekker and the star child.

I’d love to see the kids reunite with their parents, I’d love to see Hunter get to attend Hexside, I’d love to see Raine and Eda actually talk about things, any and all Lilith Presence we get will delight me.

I’m a little terrified that it’s going to be over so soon.

It’s gonna be great, though.

[magicflowershop]

one day kitty; Tsukishima version

《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》

✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.

― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!

❀ masterlist ❀

the wheel of names have spoken.

Tsukishima found a cat sleeping on his window sill that morning

he doesnt know why but the sight of that cat annoyed him that he went to school with a frown on his face

Yamaguchi thought he did something wrong but he knew that if he spoke up he’d be told to shut up again,,,, 

Yams still asked

now Tsukki didn’t know what to tell him bc he wants to give no attention to a certain cat that’s been following him on their way to school,,, yk for some odd reason he can’t give a name to

even so, Yams being the precious lad he is, saw the little cat and entertained him while Tsukki took the run for it,,, again for some reason

its been a few hours and even during classes, Tsukki sees the cat once again through the window, chilling on a tree branch

it was no ordinary cat

or maybe Tsukki has lost his mind

but he was sure of it tho

quite

Tsukki looked out and saw that cat,, then the cat found his eyes and locked their gazes together,,, Tsukki has no idea how that staring contest ended up lasting for almost thirty minutes 

Tsukki was very sure this cat was an alpha lmAOOO

disregarding that, Tsukishima sensed something familiar from this little cat thats been noticeably following him everywhere even as to spying on him in his room while he was getting ready

the cat was so strange that it reminded him of someone he knew

which he seems to find himself looking for during lunch break 

and now he found it even stranger when said person had the audacity of ignoring him, as they passed by each other

that was prolly for the best

so Tsukki wouldn’t get migraine for the day ykyk

nyways the cat

the cat was also confused, staring at the same person this whole time,,, right beside him

“Tsukki, that was weird,,, y/n never batted an eye on you today. she’d usually bark at you but ig she’s tired today,,, she wasn’t being herself”

“shut up, Yamaguchi”

“sorry Tsukki”

i love that nyWAY

now you and Tsukki are e m e n i e s

how so?

Tsukki has been fed up with this random kid from a different class who always goes and picks up fights with him no matter what,, and so it concluded to him disliking said kid with every fiber of his being, which also happened to be you

contrary to his belief however, you two were simply opposites of each other and seemed to be clashing ideas no matter what the topic given is,,, which soon translates to arguments

little did he know tho you clash with him on purpose to get his attention because you are a lost cause and very head-over-heels for his lame-ass 

so much so that you wished to become a cat in order to stalk in sum more

<3

and as emenies,, its natural Tsukki will find it weird you ignored him in the hallway when you’re normally up his nose whenever you see him

bc you’re crazy like that

but thank god you were calm today

he thought

so this went on for the rest of the day

you guys passed by each other a bunch more and he kept getting a cold shoulder,,,,,,

YOU GUYS PASSED BY EACH OTHER A BUNCH MORE AND HE KEPT GETTING A COLD SHOULDER HOW DARE YOU?????

it didn’t take Yams half a braincell to notice Tsukki getting lowkey dejected from the said cold shoulder,,,, but Tsukki being Tsukki

sigh

plus, there’s this cat that’s been followin him around the entire time

“you’re not allowed to be here”

ah yes a 

✨ smartass ✨

he see the cat slowly sneaking its way inside the gym while they were off to practice after classes

the cat looked up at him with its big, shiny eyes as if it was pleading for Tsukki to let it in and watch them prolly,,, but Tsukki knew havin a cat in there would be a drag,,, and he might get yelled at by Daichi as well

even if this was an alpha cat we mentioned earlier

Tsukki shut the door

but soon after practice, nobody noticed when Tsukishima casually left the gym to look for the cat

a clown ✨

you were just chillin over a tree branch when you saw Tsukki wandering around the place looking for something,, and then he saw you

you see him sigh of relief and walk towards the tree

“do you not have a home you belong in?”

lmao someone’s not very good at handling animals, you thought to yourself,,, that you wanted to clown him sum more

you walked towards the end of the branch as carefully as you can, while Kei watched you with terror in his eyes

“what are you doing? you’re gonna fall off”

definitely not used to handling cats specifically!

while knowing full well this boy is a n00b, you stared at him mockingly, swinging your tail back and forth at his face next, resting your entire feline body at the tip of the branch that is in the verge of snapping

the terror in his eyes translated into worry in a split second when the branch did snap and the cat fell 

Tsukki wasn’t fast enough to both catch the cat and to realize that cats are created ✨ agile ✨

he, once again, felt like a 🤡

you gave him a smug look when you landed perfectly on your feet and saw the dumbfounded look on his face lmfao what is going on

and that hit Tsukki once again,,, the cat reminded him so much of you that it pained him so much both mentally and physically also psychologically but yk

Tsukki sat down on the grass, reluctantly reaches out a hand towards the cat,,, and takes it back, like what was he doing lol

but you looked straight into his eyes, which made him subconsciously reach out to you once more and this time you gave him no time to pull it back because you nuzzled you whole head under his palm

:c

Tsukki then gave in, caressing the cat’s fur as gently as he could

“oi TsukISHIMA!!”

Hinata called for Tsukki and the rest of the practice went by like normal disregarding how Hinata kept teasin him how he was bein soft around a little mammal for a split second swswsws

so practice ended just like that, you were wandering around gym waiting for Tsukki to appear bc you didn’t want so many opporunities to slip by when you already have him around your wittle paws yk? and you concluded Tsukki’s a whole tsundere 

as a matter of fact, Tsukki’s pissed off bc he knows he’s become fond of the stray cat

ok so, phat news

Yams goes and tells Tsukki he had somewhere to go before going straight home so it’ll be Tsukki goin home alone tonite

you overheard this conversation and you’re engines roared honey

you shall monopolize this stringbean

Tsukki wasn’t stupid to not notice the cat tailing him all the way home so Tsukki makes a detour bc he isn’t sure if this was a real cat or srsly an alpha cat like he said earlier lmfao wasn’t stupid my ass

his feet took him to his cram school without realizing even though he had no classes that day

but it was enough to not make the cat follow him anymore

he looked back at the cat and saw it, looking inside, backing away at each step as if it was afraid to get in ;c

obv you were afraid of being shooed away like some kinda parasite so its natural u pussy out heh and sudDENLY tSUKKI PICKED YOU UP AND LEFT WIF YOU HUUHHH????

“you’re probably hungry, i haven’t seen you eat the entire day”

heh

so you went on a date big deal

and you were a cat big deal 

except that Tsukki didn’t know what in the world to do wif a stray cat after this little dinner time at the edge of a park in the evening, not the kind of first date you wanted but this should be enough for this situation no?

ok so date right?

Tsukki was wondering why you were acting so strange earlier, like you kept treating him just like sum other student from the same school, passin by without any care at all lol

needless to say, it bugged him

and it was also needless to say that it bugged him a lot

yk

that you weren’t there

:D

like ew

no sht did that thought disgust him bc it was true lmfao

then there’s this random cat thats beside him the whole day instead and annoying the hell outta him,, kinda,,,, the same way,,,, you do,,,,,

lol how are those things similar tho

“you remind me of y/n”

and so u choke

mhmm

it’s b̵̹̠͎͑̀̈̈́i̶̢̧̖̙͎͖̰̱̾̾̏̀͋̌̕g̶̩̦̉ ̶̙̌̂b̵̻̿r̵̠̦̯̠̦̮͇̫̾͋̐̇͛̈́̓̉̚͝ă̶̛̫͎̹̈́̃͛͝i̴̼̦̮̮̍̈́̋̈́n̶͓̟̮͋̅͂͑̃͆̍̕͝͝ ̸̔̂͑̄̈́ti̴͗̈́̋̄̔̃m̸̛̳̔̀̆̈́e i guess

then as if you were snapped back to reality you remembered you had a time limit for this stupid, stalkerish thing you’ve been doing,,, you instinctively grabbed Kei’s hand to check his wristwatch 

it was 10.30

holy sht it was 10.30

you scurried off from your spot and ran all the way to your house, ignoring the kind-of yells Tsukki let out when he saw you running away 

you were running at speed of light jumping from one roof to another to get back home and smack that house cat of yours that pretended to be you the whole time

and you did,,, 

the next morning, you woke up you were back to normal

everything was back to normal

you’re parents never questioned you of anything

so did your siblings if you had any

then comes school

you were hella nervous aight

but you tried to stay calm, stay poised, stay annoying like normal yk

“hey”

god

Tsukki found you taking off your shoes, and decided it was a great idea to initiate a conversation with you

“oh good morni-”

“what’s going on with you yesterday?”

:0

“did i do something?”

“uh no,,,”

“then why did you ignore me?”

:O

did that have an effect on him????

you wanted to ask that to push his buttons ‘cause that’s what ur good at anyway might as well go all the way but yk you didn’t have the courage to be that cheeky esp since you liked him as well ahaha

YOU DID IT ANYWAY BAP BAP BA--

“it did”

:O

mission failed but success????

stay tuned for more!

[darkmatter-nebula]

Colli shows Stringbean what she was like before taking form he shows her a photo album of him holding her while she sleeps, pushing her on the swing, reading her a story, hugging her all this together with Luz who tried even harder and got a little help from Colli and Hunter

Hi! Thank you for the request!

Drabble: Precious Memories

It was a quiet afternoon on the Boiling Isles. String Bean was sitting on Colli's hatless head cuddled close into the otherworldly fluff of the kindhearted eternal child's lavender hair. String Bean was shown some photos of the time before she formed.

The small starboy with a heart of gold definitely always loved her. He, along with Luz and Hunter, took loving care of Luz' Palisman egg. String Bean let out some very happy noises as she nuzzled softly Colli's freckled cheek.

Then, she floated over to Luz and Hunter to cuddle with both of them as well. "Awwwww!" Colli was quietly cooing about this heartwarming sight. The immortal celestial boy couldn't resist and took some pictures with his scroll.

The End

[total-drama-brainrot]

At this point we should just cut out the middleman and Plot and Scheme our way through writing this masterpiece; and what an ambitious collaboration it would be!

That last addition has my brain racing in the best possible way, but I think I've cracked how to have the reveal happen on the volcano.

So, the finalists wash up on the shores of Hawaii, boats crashed and tensions high. If we're following canon, Heather arrives first and is surprised by the warm welcome she receives as a confirmed finalist- because the cast are a lot more sympathetic towards her and want to see her win. This is such a twist to her; sure, the competitors on the plane were nicer to her post Noah's elimination (which is exactly what they planned the little charade for, so she feels justified in preening over their shared genius) but she knows for a fact that both she and Alejandro had explained their ploy multiple times in the confessional- both individually and as a couple- so why are the losers who should know exactly how devious she's been cheering her on?

Surely they should be outraged by her and Alejandro essentially throwing Noah under the bus, even if it was consentual on the nerd's part, because even the throuple themselves were hesitant to put their plan into play (Heather especially, as she knows the backlash of being Public Enemy Number 1) due to it's potential to socially ruin them.

So she scans the crowd to see her Noahla Bear (or some other cheesy nickname that he'd despise) but can't seem to find him. Alejandro and Cody wash up moments later resulting in their tie, and Alejandro also scans the crowd for their missing piece but can't see him either. Heather and Alejandro shoot each other concerned looks.

"Where's Noah?" She asks. The crowd collective hisses out a sharp intake of breath at the question, their faces twisting into something resembling pity of all things, and an empathetic Leshawna approaches Heather with a comforting hand on her shoulder.

"Honey, I know you want to tear that stringbean to shreds for what he did to you, but you've got a competition to win. Worry about him later." The way Leshawna growls at the mention of Noah is outright hostile. Heather and Alejandro share yet another look- this time they eyes are equally widened in shock- as they come to a realisation.

No one knows about the plan.

Noah's been weathering the storm of public outrage since his elimination.

The pair shoot probing glares towards Chris, who knows exactly what they're thinking and grins conspiratorially towards them.

No wonder he isn't present in the crowd; Heather's own public stigmatisation had made leaving her home a nightmare, she can't even begin to imagine the vilification Noah's had to endure. And with as temperamental and unpredictable as the Total Drama cast are, it's probably his safest option to isolate himself.

Heather feels the foreign sensation of guilt stab at her abdomen, tainted by the churning concern she feels for her partner. A quick glance over to Alejandro reveals he's experiencing the same, if the greenness of his face is anything to go by.

The finalists are ushered to the Hawaiian confessional to make one last entry; Alejandro and Heather let Cody take first dibs, leaving them a few precious minutes of solitude to discuss their next course of action.

Do they continue throwing Noah under the bus to ensure they themselves aren't villainised by the public? It would be the most strategic course of action, and it isn't like Noah went into the plan not knowing it was a possible outcome. The three of them were more than aware that both Heather and Alejandro weren't good people.

But... neither of them can stand to even think of betraying their little brainiac like that, even if it is the smartest play. Some things just aren't worth a million dollars. Like boyfriends who cherish their less-than-moral partners, flaws and all.

So they agree to keep up the farce until the competition is over (no use letting their scheme go to waste now, it's served them too well), and then publicly expose themselves for the bastards they are. Their final confessions focus solely on the competition itself, no mention of the 'heartbreak' both have milked for its worth.

The finale continues canon-adjacently, though their 'helpers' are less reluctant to, y'know, help since neither Alejandro nor Heather are seen as antagonists anymore (Heather's 'character growth' is celebrated by the cast, and Alejandro- whilst still held at a distance due to his earlier tricks and manipulations- is also tolerated as someone 'learning not to be a dirtbag'). Until they reach the top of the volcano, when a smug faced Chris pauses the competition to 'showcase the season's highlights' as a sort of farewell to the cast.

A huge flatscreen emerges from the side of the volcano, and immediately the whole cast is treated to a 'best of' series of clips documenting Alejandro and Heather's most villainous moments in the series in chronological order (omitting their relationship with Noah). After the reel ends, attention is directed towards Chef, who's holding a captive Noah between his burly arms as the bookworm struggles against his hold. The reaction is instantaneous; near enough the whole peanut gallery are vocally outraged by the nerd's appearance.

Heather and Alejandro share a moment of melancholy regret, picked up by the camera.

"And now, a little treat to commemorate the best romance drama I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing!" Chris announces, shit-eating smirk spanning ear to ear on his stubbly face.

And another reel sparks to life on the screen in a flash of static. It's their unaired confessions, everything from Alejandro and Heather initially strong-arming Noah into the fake relationship, to the pair forcing him into their 'alliance', to the three happily constructing their master plan smiling at each other with disgustingly lovesick simpers. Every new clip has the cast reeling in shock. Heather and Alejandro stand frozen at the edge of the volcano, attention darting between their exposure on the screen to Noah, who's slumped over defeated in the arms of Chef (no longer fighting, he seems almost delicate and lifeless in the ex-sergeant's arms).

The peanut gallery are appalled, both by the finalists themselves and their own treatment of Noah, who's eerily unresponsive to their cries for his attention. Chef drops his hostage and the cynic drops to the floor like a stringless puppet; Alejandro and Heather race over to him, disregarding their pineapple figures in the process, and worry over him.

(I'm imagining something along the lines of Ruby and Sapphire's first reunion in SU, you know; "Did they hurt you?" "No, I'm fine, did they hurt you?" "Who cares?" "I do.". Those are the vibes I want for their reunion.

"Noah! Dios, mi cariño, how poorly did they treat you?" "Who cares? Our plan worked out flawlessly, I'm so proud of the both of you." "We care, idiot. You should've told them it was all fake." "And who'd believe me? Without the confessionals airing it'd be my word against the show's. I'm just glad that you're both okay."

Meanwhile all three of them are hugging each other closely, basking in the fact that they're together again after so long, ignorant of their onlookers- both in person and the international audience at large.)

Eventually Chris gets impatient and all but demands that Alejandro and Heather get back to competing. There is only so much allotted airtime, after all. So the two of them reluctantly let go of their third and dejectedly pick up their sacrificial dummies, but now the oeanut gallery are far less enthusiastic about the whole affair- in fact, the majority of the cast are too stunned by the turn of events to react at all, still processing the fact that the two 'redeemed by mutual heartbreak' ex-villains manipulated them into sympathising with a fake cheating scandal.

Noah breaks the awkward silence by cheering them both on and is quickly joined by Duncan- who was also ostracised by the peanut gallery, and whom Noah had struck up an unlikely friendship wherein he got to vent about his mistreatment and in return Duncan got to vent about his own issues (and who Noah also subtly led into regretting his actions despite his justifications, because Noah's biggest talent is endearing himself to objectively bad people and rehabilitating them into slightly-less awful people, apparently).

Re-emboldened by his support, the pair duke it out atop the volcano, ultimately leading to Heather's win (because Heather winning WT is canon in my heart) and the Ezekiel fiasco. HOWEVER, before Zeke can plummet into the volcano below, Noah uses the fake ball trick to redivert the feral teen's attention towards himself, resulting in him being tackled by a rabid green-skinned farmhand and inadvertently (read: intentionally) having the briefcase land in his lap. Before the money can be snatched back by it's rightful owner, the volcano begins to erupt and everyone is tasked with vacating the island.

Uh, something something post World Tour Alenoaheather fluff? Maybe an epilogue about the three of them dealing with the Burromuertos and Heather's family...

february has blessed me with The Sickness (i'm down with it) so apologies for not posting much these past couple days

anyway i'm still waiting for someone to write that alenoaheather fake dating au where both heather and alejandro pretend to date noah- the least intolerable person on the plane besides each other- to make the other jealous and noah Lets It Happen because it's funny and he has nothing better to do (he's read all of his books and now he's bored)

[terracyte]

terra my beloved !!! i caved and just watched the first episode of jjk and i am ✨curious✨!!! who’s your favorite character??? feel free to screech about them as much or as little as you’d like:)

corey!!! youre starting jjk ahHH welcome aboard <33 i know youve seen us all suffer but it's a good time i promise 🥰

so both kai and laila already talked about some of the very beloved characters <33 i absolutely adore geto and yuuji! they're such tragic but beautiful characters and the way their arcs parallel eachother are just :"3 also! i know you didnt ask but i think you and grace would love yuuji and maki a lot- yuuji is the pink haired mc and he is so precious (pure of heart dumb of ass if you will <3) and maki is an amazingly badass character and her outlook on life is basically all i aspire-

ok BUT this is all to say that I am v basic and my beloved one and only is gojo <3- yup the overpowered stringbean with white hair lol i know on the surface he seems like a p shallow character thats only defined by his power and looks (and also the author of jjk gege akutami HATES him and its so funny dkKJDHSA) but i could go on all day about what i love about him!!

he's just such a lonely character. hes someone who has the whole world watching him and never got to be a kid because of it. hes kind of framed as a "god" and hes expected to be a constant and always unshakable because thats how he builds himself up to be and what people expect of him. hes never really gotten a chance to be "human" if that's a good way to put it? idk how to explain it like- revered and respected (ok though that one is debatable among people who know him lol i mean hes a straight-up clown but I DIGRESS) but never really loved. and his infinity, "the space between him and the rest of the world," is probably the most heartbreaking metaphor ive ever heard- i won't go into specifics cause i don't want to spoil anything but more of his past/motivations/heartbreak is revealed in the manga and yeah i just love him a lot!!!

but my god this was an essay corey i'm so sorry- but really thank you so much for sending me this mwaH 💗💗💗 i hope you'll enjoy the watch!!

[hanniiesuckle17]

i would like to bless your followers and dash, sooo can you give me a crash course in noir 😊😊

OMG YES OFCCCCCC💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

OKAY SO HERE IS THE DEAL

NOIR is a nine-member boy group under Luk Factory

(Not really pleased with how they are promoting my boys but imma get over it one day!)

Our fan name is Lumiere (or Lumi) and we don’t have any official colors or a lightstick yet.

Noir debuted on April 9th of 2018. With the mini-album Twenty’s Noir. Their title debut song was Gansta (SUCHA GOOD VIDEO) 

They also had a predebut song called As a Star and it makes me so soft.

Their next comeback is on the 27th (THIS MONDAY!!!!!!) The album is called Up the Sky and the title track is called Lucifer

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MEMBERS 

Shin Seunghoon

Shin Seunghoon is our precious leader!!!! 

(He was what got me into Noir. I saw a video about the best leaders in kpop and I was like)

He is 27 years old. His birthday is May 30th, 1993 (He is a Gemini)

Boy is tallllllllllllllllllllll

like he’s 5′10.

but in pictures by himself he for real looks like he is 6′2

istg he is like 65% legs.

ALSO MAN AS A RIPPED CHEST SORRY BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOIRING

He is the leader, main rapper, and also sometimes a vocalist (but the rappers in this group pretty much fo everything)

HE SPITS FIRE when he wants to. 

Really good at freestyling 

He makes mixtapes on youtube on Noir’s channel. (I think he has 5 out now)

He is a college-educated man!!!! (He went to Korean National Open University

He took taekwondo when he was younger

The man trained for 8 years

He and Hoyeon compose and format a lot of their songs with a team of producers from LUK

(I often think he and Chan from skz are really similar.)

Seunghoon is legit a father of 8 soft crackhead kids. istg he is so done with them most of the time

We call him our koala because he looks like one <3

Seunghoon is obsessed with accessories and wearing them to the point where stylists literally have to take them off of him. (I have never not seen picture of him not wearing jewelry. )

he is actually in the military right now and i miss him so fricking much TT

All in all hot boy on screen and soft dad in real life

Kim Yeonkuk

this boy I cant

Kim Yeonkuk. Damn.

he was on Produce 101 season 2

he was eliminated on ep.5 :(

He is the lead dancer and a vocalist

Yeonkuk is 25 years old. His birthday is February 8, 1995 (An Aquarius)

is totally the aegyo king but denies it

he seems cold at first but has a big ass bright personality its so freakin adorable

my personal favorite clip of him is and the boys dancing around on vlive to big bang and him saying fantastic baby (its sounds so cute when he says it)

He is also a 5′10 tall boy

he trained for 3 years

THIS BOY IS SO FREAKING SKINNY SOMEONE PLEASE EGIVE HIM A HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING TAKE HIM TO TACO BELL

not kidding

his waist is so fucking small its scary.

Yeonkuk=stringbean

literally a walking meme.

pause in any interview and he is pretty much gonna give you a memeable face

this boy is so loveable and goofy 

also if this boy doesn't post like 8 photos of him doing something on insta im convinced he thinks that it just didn’t happen

he never posts just one photo its always like 6-8

also I was highkey afraid he was gonna go bald last comeback when they legit turned his hair into smurfs pubes

Lee Junyong

Lee Junyong. When i say i love this man with my whole heart

also 25 years old

his birthday is March 1st 1995 (Pisces)

another 5′10 king

Main vocalist.

he is a former member of INX

his brother is Seungyong from N.CUS

he trained for 4 years

THIS MAN IS TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR THIS EARTH

vocals for days. VOCALS.FOR.DAYS.

Did a cover of BTS’s The Truth Untold with Siha and literally gives me chills.

He has little crooked front teeth so when he sings he has this tiny little breath in some of the words so his voice is even more distinct

BUT LIKE JUNYONG HAS THE CUTEST SMILE EVER (I love his teeth in that's a weird thing to say but i think they are so cute)

he is 1/2 of the Highnote Belting Club

talks. all. the. freaking. time.

he goes live alot

boy is obsessed with Yunsung someone save yunsung from him

total crackhead when not doing real interviews

never fails to make me smile

he is said to be the moodmaker of the group

APPARENTLY HE WAS IN ONE EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE DRAMA AND I HAD NO IDEA

he was in episode 6 of The Liar and His Lover

overall he is just so sweet and funny and its so easy to love him

Nam Yunsung

Yunsung is the Lead vocalist and Visual

24 years old His birthday is August 29, 1996

He is a virgooo

MAN IS 6FT EVEN

lead vocalist and LOOKS IT

he is the king of intense eye contact with the camera 

he looks like legit prince charming

2/2 of Highnote Belting Club

weird af

istg he is the biggest crackhead

very extra. (as you can see in gif)

he calls himself a vampire because of his super pale skin

he trained for 4 years

he raps part time

HE ACTUALLY ENJOYS EXCERCISE

he hides snack between his bed and the wall but apparently daewon and junyong steal them

I think he rooms with junyong? not sure

Someone save him from junyong. boy is going to be smothered to death

ngl their relationship is really cute

he was also in Produce 101 S2 but left bc of health issues.

cutest thing ever and then turns into a devil onstage

a literal puppy

he is big fan of ateez and he and another member actually went to the groups first concert in korea

he is just so precious and weird 

Kim Siheon

oml this smol bean

Kim Siheon god damn

He is 23 years old

Birthday is December 23, 1997 (Capricorn like meeeee)

also 5′10 babyy

Vocalist but also a rapper (he rapped suga’s part in their remix of BTS Fake Love)

LIKES TO BIAS WREKC FREAKING EVERYONE

Beware the Siheon

He has a hot older sister, Hanbit, from a group called Hot Place (Their debut song is called TMI and its pretty good.)

HOTNESS RUNS IN HIS FAMILY

he trained for 5 months

he really likes drawing and does caricatures of his members

he is the eyebrow king

idk his eyesbrows are just.... 

stylists do things to his eyebrows anf it just fucks everyone up

high key has the best fashion sense

others boys willshow up to vlive in like hoodies and he is wearing a freakin casual suit

BOY PLAYS TO WIN’

he is like a boss at every kind of game

claims himself to be sweet like “Heonie”

“Hi! I’m siheon! Heonie Heonie Siheonie!”

he is a litter quieter than the other guys 

BUT he is so funny 

he doesn't like spice on his food for some reason

yeah he's crazy

he trained for 5 years

he's just precious and hot and hot and really hot

Ryu Hoyeon

THIS MAN HAS GIVEN ME SO MANY PROBLEMS

Ryu Hoyeon.

So he is my bias wrecker. Boy climbed up my bias list so freaking fast

He is the main dancer, vocalist, and a rapper (he also composes and arranges with Seunghoon)

He is 22 years old

His birthday is February 6, 1998 (Aquarius)

anontherrrrr 5′10 babbyyyy

cheekkkkkbooonnneeeessss

SHARK BOYY

He says he looks like a shark and i agree

HE HAS A NICE FUCKING TORSO

There was a predebut photo of him half shirtless it was awesome

he was also on Produce 101 S2 

eliminated on ep.5 :(

he trained for 2 years

He, yeonkuk, and seunghoon were in the Japanese tour of the musical Altar Boyz with Teen top’s Niel,2PM’s Chansung, and many others

he has a semi viral video of him

when he was a trainee / on produce 101 he was dancing to nct127 cherry bomb and had an unfortunate but quite hilarious accident (just look it up its funny)

sucks ass at games. every game. ever.

he is a low-key crackhead. he is a calm crackhead lol

VERY ATTRACTIVE

he used to have a youtube channel

you can still see his insta (leaderyoo) its so freaking cute and has predebut stuff of all the boys

he made their entire remix of fake love

he choreographed their song Diamond and also their cover of Taki Taki (which was very hot)

becomes a beast when dancing

he has an original chore to WEight in Gold that is very.......(insert eyebrow wiggle here)

has that dorito torso

(tiny waist and broad shoulders)

also thighs god damn

He is also a HUGE Vixx fanboy

Alter ego is DJ Ironman

He is very close with Siha, Siheon, and Yeonkuk

they turned him into a traffic cone for the Doom Doom comeback

he speaks a little bit of English (just a little bit)

all in all I'm completely in love with this man

Yang Siha 

THIS MAN IS SO FINEEEEEEE (he's my bias btw I have never been so in love with a man other than jisung)

Yang Siha is just uugghghhh god damn

22 year old babyyyy

Birthday is March 9, 1998 (Pisces)

Lil baby is 5′7″ oml i love him

MAIN VOCALIST AND DESERVES IT

he likes watching youtube videos and anime

He trained for 1 year and 1/2

looks good in every freaking hair color

his voice does NOT MATHC HIS FACE 

but not like in a Felix level way

He says his most attractive features are his “feminine features” (he says his unpronounced Adams apple and his small noes and doe eyes

HE HAS SMOL EARSSSS and i lovethem

close with Hoyeon and Siheon

but like his voice though

its so freaking pretty

it gives me chills

everything about him is perfect

he has tiny lips lol

he can play guitar

legit i swear his entire closet is black he rarely wears color

legit EVERYONE LOVES HIM

if someone is hugging anyone in a vlive or something

its siha

its always siha

everyone cuddles siha

i wanna cuddle siha. fuck.

for some reason I've just noticed this

the boy likes to wear long sleeves idk why

he also always seems to wear this one necklace Idk why but its so pretty and i really love that he does idk

he says his favorite song by NOIR is Travel (its also my favorite. its on their debut album and omg his part <3)

he is just so pure oml everything he posts on insta just makes me so soft

he is just so freakin cute and makes me switch lanes so fast

Kim Minhyuk

ooooof this cutie

Kim Minhyuk is something else

i just don't know what he is lol

Lead rapper and lead dancer

22 years old

His birthday is March 18th, 1998 (Pisces)

5′11 boy yes sir

ALSO A COLLEGE EDUCATED MAN

He went to Seoul Arts College

he has an older brother

apparently he cooks in the dorms

he trained for 1 year

he likes to play basketball

he really loves taking photos on his camera

he HATES bugs. its kind of funny ngl

he also is deathly afraid of balloons (i will not apologize for laughing at this one)

He and yunsung loooove ateez. they went to their first concert.

HE SERVES LOOOOKKKSSS

I think he is the most versatile member (look wise) because sometimes its hard to recognize him with each comeback because they change his style

he has these really cute big circle glasses he wear and just uwu

he kinda looks like Simon or Theodore from Alvin in the chipmunks in the best way.

he has a thing about jumping

like whenever he gets excited or happy he just starts jumping

he smiles like sunshineeeeee

even though he is the second youngest a lot of the members say that they go to him for advice 

(probably cause he has permanent hold of one of the 3 braincells noir has)

he looooves girl group dances 

especially twice 

TIKTOK KING 

He owns Noir’s tiktok pretty much. also their insta

he's a precious chipmunk

Kim Daewon

Thhis baby oml

Kim Daewon is the cutest thing since that fluffy little dog whose name i cant remember

20 years old 

Birthday is April 18th, 2000 (Aries)

Lead Dancer, vocalist, maknae

PROTEC THIS BABY BOY

In pictures he looks tall af

actually...

5′7″ but looks like 5′4″

the cutest thing everrrrr

HIS CHEEEKS

the biggest fluffiest cutest cheeks

everything about him is smol except for them thighssss

trained for 1 year

he has one older sister

THE BOY NEEDS MORE LINESSSS LUK FACTORY GIVE HIM MORE LINESSSSSS

he goes off in the chorus of their b-side track “Between” though like fuuuuuuucccckkkk (lowkey one of my favorite songs by them)

literally one of the funniest people you will ever see

extra crackhead energy

makes all the boys laugh

he loves chicken and snacks (gotta keep those cheeks in top shape)

literally the softest boy

he's good at everything i swear

he likes to shimmy.

has a cute butt lol

he talks in tiny

literally the cutest maknae ever oml

I hope this helped guys!!!!! I really hope you can stan noir and support them in their comeback this Monday! I hope this helped @distrikt9 if you need videos or anything feel free to ask! I love sharing my boys. They really are so underrated. I did this so fast ngl. I've never typed so fast

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6 for everyone

questions for canon muses

6. What is the general opinion of your muse’s fandom about them? Do you agree with it?

for. all of the canons here, apparently. okay….

Beruthiel:  opinions, uh… “Beruthiel who?”  I mean, uh, some people might have caught thesingle reference to her in LoTR. Others, more familiar with the extendedlegendarium, probably know who she is. I really don’t know if there’s a generalopinion of her amongst those people; but I’ve seen a lot of art that is justsort of generic evil sorceress. There’s been some depiction of her as a WoC, given the Umbarim origin story; butI am not sure how much of that has really gone into the depth with her I have,trying to reframe her narrative in terms of xenophobia and prejudice.

Constantine: lemme just say, Ihave stayed away from the Hellblazerfandom so I have no idea of prevailing opinions beyond some very basics. It’san old series, and very much deals with very 80s issues. People who were fansof it at the time and people who are fans now seem to be different groups, inlarge part. There’s some opinion of Constantine that he’s straight as a man canbe and definitely some people have lionized his exploits and have enjoyed thefact that, frankly, he’s an ass. Meanwhile he’s clearly bi and I actually hate him lmao; like he’s such an ass andso fucking whiny that I had to writehim just to get into that mindset some, not because I thought he was actuallyas fun and badass as some of his fans seem to.

Faramir: uwu precious smolbean? Also there’s a big difference between book!fans and movie!fans, given thevastly different depictions of the House of Hurin in the two media. I thinkprobably I would agree more with opinions of book!fans, being one myself; butbasically – Faramir is a leader of men. He is a scholar. He is strong and wiseand never said to be lesser physically than his brother. Even his father was awarrior, still wearing armor beneath his robes; Faramir is not some striplingstringbean, people. He doesn’t need to be protected; he can handle that all onhis own thankyouverymuch.

Caranthir: oh sweet gallopingjesus on a pogo stick where do I start. I do not agree with any of the prevailing fanons on him.Blushy Caranthir. Stammering idiot around Haleth Caranthir. Miserly Caranthir.Broiderer Caranthir. None of it. People have taken a few lines in canon andspun them into these whole character traits without taking the wider contextinto account. I do think he is passionate and has trouble controlling hisanger. I do think he could be a real righteous ass. (Just like the rest of the family could.) But I alsothink we are shown by the narrative that he is able to create and maintaindiplomatic relations with two entirely different ethnic and cultural groups,that he shows a lot of tolerance for difference despite initial reactions (thedwarves being ‘unlovely’ etc) and that when the Silm says he got great wealthfrom the trade with the dwarves we need to look back at HoME and realize thatprimarily what he was getting from them was ore and worked steel for thedefense of the leaguer; and also that Caranthir comes from a people who prettymuch literally use diamonds and pearls to pave their roads; they value beauty, not coin.

Skinner Sweet: i………. don’tthink he has a fandom. I mean there are people who read them but???

Renfri: “Renfri who?” my habitof taking minor muses on strikes again!

Kaz: I stay out of the tags, soI have no idea. He seems like the sort who’d be woobified by his fandom andhave all the atrocities he commits handwaved away because uwu trauma but I don’tactually know if that happens. (My opinion on that is “cool motive, stillmurder;” I love him because he’s completelyfucked up, not the opposite.) Oh, I tend to think of him as less handsomeand/or generally pretty than a lot of the art I see depicts? He’s angular anddangerous and Matthias describes him as “pale and freakish.” Some of that islikely just Kaz’s… aura, for lack of a better word, but I like him as a littlestrange-looking, too. Like the demon he is, properly so.