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imagining that seriously and by that i mean it
#a week.#A WEEK!!!!!!???#HOW#anyway the universe hates me and i have to work then :))))) so fml :)))))#jenna rambles#phan#dan and phil#dnp#wwwy fest#no but seriously imagine it
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You must be so stressed from days! here's A LOT of blahaj's for you :3
here's a Spotify song for u too !
(reminder, use a Spotify apk to listen ! do NOT support the app as it supports isnotreal.)
Anyways, love you. Bye! have a great day :)
THANK YOU FOR THE PLUSHIES?? 🥺
im squeezing my giant Furret one right now UEUEUUE
AND THE SONGGG THANK YOUU (that was a cool song ehehe)
I LOVE YOU TOO /p 🥺💛💛💛
#avixdraws#mitsuasks#<3333#love you guys 💛💛💛#its been.#a week.#but you guys are honestly making it so much better <333
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god the tailgate thing. "child-coded". i will kill you what the fuck do you mean he's "child-coded". where am i
"child-coded"
#ko tf posting#i swear to god whenever a character is short and kinda innocuous or immature people cannot wrap their mind around the fact that adults can#like that. same shit with tfa bee. girl what#i dont usually think about this shit cuz i have better things to do but when i remember i just want to disconnect from the internet for lik#a week.
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Actually cannot stop watching this
#tiktok#video#this has literally no business being so insanely cunty#this WILL be stuck in my head for at least a week
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I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#artists on Tumblr#i have another comic#a more angsty one#planned for next week#that also came to me at 2:30 in the morning while listening to a random Vaporware playlist
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I Will Not Apologize
Happy Pride, ya'll.
$3 download (includes version where you can color in your own Pride flag. Limited restrictions, mostly don't be a fascist or major company: https://ko-fi.com/s/ac6c284e8c
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/
Shirts: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/mens/t-shirt/regular
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#drawing#wolf#pride#pride month#lgbt pride#pride 2024#happy pride 🌈#queer pride#please consider purchasing anything of the above#i am very broke until next week#help a queer artist out during pride month
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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roommate texted this to me……..
#having an absolutely wild time with it this week#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#laios touden#farcille#erros doesnt know how to shut up#1k#2k#5k#10k#15k#20k#30k#50k
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14
#lwtedit#lastweektonightedit#last week tonight#last week tonight with john oliver#john oliver#johnoliveredit#userstream#my graphics#tvgifs#userbbelcher#filmtvtoday#filmtvedit#filmtvdaily#tvsource#smallscreensource#dailytelevision#dailytvfilmgifs#dailytvgifs#comedygifs
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billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^
#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#we love toxic yaoi yumma yumma#this took a week cuz im unemployed KSJFDNHGKJDNFHKJ
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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