queenofmisfits

[ahappyphjl]

imagining that seriously and by that i mean it

[swiftmitsu]

You must be so stressed from days! here's A LOT of blahaj's for you :3

here's a Spotify song for u too !

(reminder, use a Spotify apk to listen ! do NOT support the app as it supports isnotreal.)

Anyways, love you. Bye! have a great day :)

THANK YOU FOR THE PLUSHIES?? 🥺

im squeezing my giant Furret one right now UEUEUUE

AND THE SONGGG THANK YOUU (that was a cool song ehehe)

I LOVE YOU TOO /p 🥺💛💛💛

[vamptits]

[elfelt-valentine]

god the tailgate thing. "child-coded". i will kill you what the fuck do you mean he's "child-coded". where am i

"child-coded"

[hjartasalt]

Actually cannot stop watching this

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[morggo]

I Will Not Apologize

Happy Pride, ya'll.

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Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/

Shirts: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/mens/t-shirt/regular

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[mossmittens]

[susiephone]

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[marineflamez]

billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[hjarta]