simp-per-ethan · 1 year ago
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*in a class*
My groupmate: ...can I touch your hair? 👁👄👁
Me: um, yes?..
My groupmate: *touches it* wow it's like corn
Me: *confused* like what?..
My groupmate: like corn, you know, it has some hair in it, the corn silk
Now I am a purple corn silk I guess 💅🏻
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nuka-rockit · 1 year ago
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saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful
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giantchasm · 2 years ago
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I hope in the next Legends game they isekai one of the Sordward/Shielbert duo so I can see people writing angst and saying stuff like “they separated him from his other half 😭” “he misses his brother 🥺” about the guys who look like this.
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calicorobin · 4 months ago
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Meenah: Recommend Tame Impala
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moghedien · 11 days ago
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Honestly people who haven’t recruited Minthara on a good playthrough miss the dynamic of having both Karlach and Minthara as companions because they’re so funny together how that relationship manifests at YOU
Because if Minthara is around when you fix her engine the second time, you get a dialogue tree with her where Minthara is basically like “*grabs you by the throat* We have to love and support Karlach right now!” And if you romance Minthara you just get banter from Karlach that’s like “*twirls hair, kicks her feet* what’s drow romance like, Minthara?”
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demigod-shenanigans · 4 months ago
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Thinking about ambrosia not working for Jason Grace in Blood of Olympus because he hasn’t figured out where he belongs and who he wants to be yet. Thinking about him figuring it out, and, before anything else he decides to be, him stating that his home is wherever Piper and Leo are.
Thinking about him taking ambrosia after the Gaia fight, not sure if it will even work. Thinking maybe it’ll be a mix of his favorite foods from CHB and Camp Jupiter, or maybe that it’ll switch.
Thinking about Jason, utterly devastated about what happened to Leo, taking ambrosia for the first time in ages, and it does work, but instead of tasting like any of the foods from either camp it tastes like the tacos Leo made for them on that first mission in the sewer.
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unearthlycat · 9 months ago
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every so often i think about how fucking wild it is that rain world gave us perfect material for "last 2 brain cells"/"siblings sharing brain cells"/etc jokes but managed to play it for tragedy so effectively that people just. don't
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valyrfia · 6 months ago
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“Lestappen are cosmically fated” I say into the mic. The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Chinese F1 commentators, all of twitter, all world champions from the past decade and a half. Jos Verstappen, everyone who ever had the misfortune of karting with them, and Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.
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su-rodriguez · 7 months ago
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Hi and good evening to the 5 Scarather fans (including me)
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zombie-bait · 25 days ago
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not sure if this has been done yet but it's all I could think while watching season 2. Brimby really going through it (insert that shot of him covering his face with his shaky hands)
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cometshift · 8 months ago
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faunandfloraas · 2 months ago
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Seungmin x Pie the border collie 4eva
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punkitt-is-here · 11 months ago
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Is it weird if I'm a cis guy but I want top surgery scars
It's natural to see the sexiest thing possible on a dude and feel desire
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dhmis-autism · 2 months ago
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been thinking about them lately ok
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lilalienz4ever · 15 days ago
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filipinoizukuu · 3 months ago
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fun fact about togame, his voice actor also voices a jojo character named "Weather Report" (you see where i'm going with this?)
i want to believe that the one singular contact number in sakura's phone is not in fact his piss poor attempt to use a phone, but rather a well-kept secret point of contact between him and one certain togame jo. after the showdown with shishitoren and the rooftop celebration, togame and sakura remain... curious about each other. it starts off surface-level enough. togame wants to find a way to repay his debts somehow -- keep an avenue available to someday prove to sakura that he isn't so lame anymore.
he's eternally thankful to sakura for snapping him out of whatever fugue state choji's mistakes put him in and wants to actually befriend sakura because of it. make sure he hasnt changed and all. meanwhile sakura contemplates it, because umemiya WAS right in the grand scheme of things and he did somehow "communicate" with togame in their fight. he wants to keep talking to togame, sort of. learn all the things he couldn't gather with his jabs and kicks. so they both find themselves at the tunnel a few days after the fight as complete coincidence.
its complete fate they ran into each other without meaning to, but togame wastes no time in warmly greeting sakura and chatting him up. night begins to creep up and at that point sakura knows they've gotta start getting home if they both don't wanna start shit sitting out at night on territory boundaries while wearing their respective recognizable uniforms. he's hesitant to pull away from the conversation though and togame seizes the opportunity to ask for sakura's (barely used) phone and write himself into sakura's contacts. (he doesn't even have a password btw)
"Wow~ Not a single person on here, Othello-kun."
"Hah? What th' hell would I even need it for? If I need something, I can just go ask in person. None of that slow, boring texting crap."
"You really live life too fast, haha. What if it's too small for the effort? Or you can't come find me in time? Shishitoren territory is quite far from Furin's campus, after all."
"What would I even need'ta ask you that isn't urgent enough to come here, scraggly?"
Togame simply laughs under his breath. "Anything you can think of." he hands the phone back to Sakura, screen lit up with a single new contact under the name 'Weather.'
That's stupid.
The older boy continues to tease Sakura. "Call me to ask about the weather, if you really can't come up with anything at all. I promise I'd pick up; it's the least I can do for you after everything."
They part ways, and even if neither of them mention it -- Sakura keeps this encounter close to his chest. Thinks about it when his classmates make fun of him for it the very next day, even as he says nothing and lets them tease him. With 5 new names in his list of contacts, he remembers to go home and scroll to 'W' and asks about the weather tomorrow. Asks a whole lot of other things too. All until he falls asleep.
(He never changes Togame's contact name after that. Not even months later, stranded on a bridge and staring down an army of enemies and another black-haired tall douchebag to humble. What will the weather be like tomorrow? Clear motherfuckin' skies, baby.)
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