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*in a class*
My groupmate: ...can I touch your hair? 👁👄👁
Me: um, yes?..
My groupmate: *touches it* wow it's like corn
Me: *confused* like what?..
My groupmate: like corn, you know, it has some hair in it, the corn silk
Now I am a purple corn silk I guess 💅🏻
#ummm thanks?#i guess it was a compliment#a weirdly funny then#university#damaged hair#hair#corn#corn silk
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saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful
#my stuff#it was weirdly cute? never seen a pigeon do that before#and then another pigeon puffed itself up and folled it around#it was funny
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I hope in the next Legends game they isekai one of the Sordward/Shielbert duo so I can see people writing angst and saying stuff like “they separated him from his other half 😭” “he misses his brother 🥺” about the guys who look like this.
#pokemon#i want to see just how insane the extremely weirdly designed minor characters gamefreak can get people invested in are#also yes for the record i understand the train guys (who this is a playful jab at) were already popular before pla but#as someone who never cared about them beforehand this is what seeing their sudden explosion in popularity felt like#give me angst of THESE guys though or i’ll never be satisfied#it’d be too funny
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Meenah: Recommend Tame Impala
#dtawing#hs^2#meenah piexes#karkat vantas#sollux captor#the Funny#homestuck^2#homestuck^2 candy timeline#watch me try and fail to figure out how to draw meenah in real time#ignore the few frames where i forget her fins#ai ben shapiro works weirdly well as a sollux voice actually
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Honestly people who haven’t recruited Minthara on a good playthrough miss the dynamic of having both Karlach and Minthara as companions because they’re so funny together how that relationship manifests at YOU
Because if Minthara is around when you fix her engine the second time, you get a dialogue tree with her where Minthara is basically like “*grabs you by the throat* We have to love and support Karlach right now!” And if you romance Minthara you just get banter from Karlach that’s like “*twirls hair, kicks her feet* what’s drow romance like, Minthara?”
#Minthara with Karlach is funny because it’s weirdly sweet#Minthara with Lae’zel is funny because it’s terrifying how much they want to team up to dominate everyone#Minthara with Shadowheart is funny because they’re both a little bitchy in a way that it’s clear they both want Minthara to dom Shadowheart#but they won’t say that#I don’t have the boys in my party often enough to continue sowwy#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#karlach#karlach cliffgate
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Thinking about ambrosia not working for Jason Grace in Blood of Olympus because he hasn’t figured out where he belongs and who he wants to be yet. Thinking about him figuring it out, and, before anything else he decides to be, him stating that his home is wherever Piper and Leo are.
Thinking about him taking ambrosia after the Gaia fight, not sure if it will even work. Thinking maybe it’ll be a mix of his favorite foods from CHB and Camp Jupiter, or maybe that it’ll switch.
Thinking about Jason, utterly devastated about what happened to Leo, taking ambrosia for the first time in ages, and it does work, but instead of tasting like any of the foods from either camp it tastes like the tacos Leo made for them on that first mission in the sewer.
#valgrace#jason grace#leo valdez#leo x jason#this did come to me specifically in the context of a valgrace fic however it could be platonically devastating too#Alternatively if it’s in a universe where BoO ends differently it could just be very funny#Leo never lets him hear the end of it because that’s such a sap thing to have as a favorite memory#(He’s melting inside but shhhh)#The lost hero#hoo#heroes of olympus#Gonna try actually posting this since tumblr was weirdly nice about putting my sideblog post in the tags yesterday
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every so often i think about how fucking wild it is that rain world gave us perfect material for "last 2 brain cells"/"siblings sharing brain cells"/etc jokes but managed to play it for tragedy so effectively that people just. don't
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“Lestappen are cosmically fated” I say into the mic. The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Chinese F1 commentators, all of twitter, all world champions from the past decade and a half. Jos Verstappen, everyone who ever had the misfortune of karting with them, and Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.
#I find it quite funny that it’s the one thing that 99% of f1 fans can agree about. Leclerc and Verstappen are WEIRDLY intertwined.#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#formula 1
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Hi and good evening to the 5 Scarather fans (including me)
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#doodles#my art#genshin#aether#scaramouche#fatui harbingers#Scara looks so weirdly funny in his coat tbh#I didn't sleep last night because I was drawing this.
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not sure if this has been done yet but it's all I could think while watching season 2. Brimby really going through it (insert that shot of him covering his face with his shaky hands)
#the rings of power#lord of the rings#annatar#sauron#celebrimbor#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#i firmly believe he did all three#i might go into it more in another post but his plot line was unintentionally very funny to me#blonde twink infiltrates elven city in his plot to destroy the entire world because he's just really good at gaslighting#and everyone around him is unbelievably gullible#his scheme oddly enough also involves making a lot of jewelry#im like weirdly attached to him now for some reason#i think i just really enjoy weird little guys who come up with silly schemes
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predisasters
#phighting#phighting art#subspace phighting#medkit phighting#art#subspace#medkit#predisaster tag#i think young subspace often gets way too overconfident and there's like a 50/50 chance it'll end weirdly well for him or very badly instea#medkit is the down to earth guy to keep him in check... maybe. if he feels like it#but more often than not he finds more amusement in seeing subspace eat shit. he thinks it's funny#though even when he does try subspace is too stubborn to listen to him. so medkit just leaves him to his luck. they're both terrible#i didn't mean to write so much in the tags sorry i have so many thoughts on them. i'm normal#also i made the 3d model in the top right on the first image i'll post renders soon hehe
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Seungmin x Pie the border collie 4eva
#genuinely what was he talkin about <3#seungmin and dogs is so funny to me bc he clearly likes them but is also not used to dogs so hes like weirdly polite#good day mr doggie may i pat you :) like babes 😭#i need them to send him to that baby show bc i want to see if he'd try and shake a toddlers hand or something#kim seungmin#stray kids#bystay#createskz#seungminsource#skz#skz gifs#ate#skzco#jesskz
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Is it weird if I'm a cis guy but I want top surgery scars
It's natural to see the sexiest thing possible on a dude and feel desire
#my posts#asks#anon#fun fact i actually have stretch marks under my pecs i think? they really look like top surgery scars weirdly enough#which is funny cuz. im the exact opposite of a trans dude but it is a weird neat little thing
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been thinking about them lately ok
#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be#dhmis humanizations#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis#anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN#i also think its really fucking funny#obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me#hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me#like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can#in my heart theyre still in the pink house#this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same#and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh#and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him#so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again#'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'
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#flug irkriex#little green alien#ok theres a funny story behind this one#this is based off a time i was showing slime i got from a little alien slime egg toy thing my friends sent me and it like#the slime was weirdly overly sticky and was very stuck to my hands and i stood there holding this blue slime looking very distressed bc#i didnt know WHAT to do with my hands#i almost lifted my hands up to my head in dismay but um#i stopped myself.#before doing that#on account of you know#the slime
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fun fact about togame, his voice actor also voices a jojo character named "Weather Report" (you see where i'm going with this?)
i want to believe that the one singular contact number in sakura's phone is not in fact his piss poor attempt to use a phone, but rather a well-kept secret point of contact between him and one certain togame jo. after the showdown with shishitoren and the rooftop celebration, togame and sakura remain... curious about each other. it starts off surface-level enough. togame wants to find a way to repay his debts somehow -- keep an avenue available to someday prove to sakura that he isn't so lame anymore.
he's eternally thankful to sakura for snapping him out of whatever fugue state choji's mistakes put him in and wants to actually befriend sakura because of it. make sure he hasnt changed and all. meanwhile sakura contemplates it, because umemiya WAS right in the grand scheme of things and he did somehow "communicate" with togame in their fight. he wants to keep talking to togame, sort of. learn all the things he couldn't gather with his jabs and kicks. so they both find themselves at the tunnel a few days after the fight as complete coincidence.
its complete fate they ran into each other without meaning to, but togame wastes no time in warmly greeting sakura and chatting him up. night begins to creep up and at that point sakura knows they've gotta start getting home if they both don't wanna start shit sitting out at night on territory boundaries while wearing their respective recognizable uniforms. he's hesitant to pull away from the conversation though and togame seizes the opportunity to ask for sakura's (barely used) phone and write himself into sakura's contacts. (he doesn't even have a password btw)
"Wow~ Not a single person on here, Othello-kun."
"Hah? What th' hell would I even need it for? If I need something, I can just go ask in person. None of that slow, boring texting crap."
"You really live life too fast, haha. What if it's too small for the effort? Or you can't come find me in time? Shishitoren territory is quite far from Furin's campus, after all."
"What would I even need'ta ask you that isn't urgent enough to come here, scraggly?"
Togame simply laughs under his breath. "Anything you can think of." he hands the phone back to Sakura, screen lit up with a single new contact under the name 'Weather.'
That's stupid.
The older boy continues to tease Sakura. "Call me to ask about the weather, if you really can't come up with anything at all. I promise I'd pick up; it's the least I can do for you after everything."
They part ways, and even if neither of them mention it -- Sakura keeps this encounter close to his chest. Thinks about it when his classmates make fun of him for it the very next day, even as he says nothing and lets them tease him. With 5 new names in his list of contacts, he remembers to go home and scroll to 'W' and asks about the weather tomorrow. Asks a whole lot of other things too. All until he falls asleep.
(He never changes Togame's contact name after that. Not even months later, stranded on a bridge and staring down an army of enemies and another black-haired tall douchebag to humble. What will the weather be like tomorrow? Clear motherfuckin' skies, baby.)
#some manga spoilers in this one#but yeah TOGAME AND SAKURA BEST FRIENDSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOO#can also be read as romantic but i just adore the idea of togame and sakura becoming like... weirdly close post shishitoren#like togame is determined to talk to sakura in a fr fr way and not just fistfights. wants to teach him to drink ramune and stuff.#sakura's cool friend from another school if u will. everyone thinks he's smiling at his phone bc he has a gf but no#nirei yanks it out of his hands and. its weather. hes talking to weather. their text convos are so fucking funny out of context#'hows the weather today?' 'hm. looks cloudy. 25% chance of rain.' 'k thanks. ttyl.' 'anytime.'#and everyones just like HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING TEXT UPDATES WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?? FUCKING NASA JAPAN?#no. no nirei. its togame jo from shishitoren. like takahashi's nebulous alleged girlfrined from canada but with togame from shishitoren.#anyway#i love u sakura#wbk#wind breaker#windbreaker#wind breaker headcanons#togasaku#togame jo#sakura haruka
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