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*in a class*
My groupmate: ...can I touch your hair? 👁👄👁
Me: um, yes?..
My groupmate: *touches it* wow it's like corn
Me: *confused* like what?..
My groupmate: like corn, you know, it has some hair in it, the corn silk
Now I am a purple corn silk I guess 💅🏻
#ummm thanks?#i guess it was a compliment#a weirdly funny then#university#damaged hair#hair#corn#corn silk
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Deadpool coded reader:
Reader: dramatically and sadly, “Day 925, the bats show no sign of releasing me- a totally normal and amazing citizen from this prison.”
Reader; “he has left the second scariest Robin to guard me, Jason.”
Red hood: a little offended; “Second?”
Reader: shuttering looking like she’s reliving something, “Damien is like a angry dog, he bites.”
Reader: “also is this lega- and he walked away. Hey! I want to speak to a lawyer!!”
Reader: now yelling “I have rights!!! I think- do you have rights in Gotham?”
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Batman: finally shows up.
Reader: “hey It’s You! You know if I head a penny for a rich completely normal guy who is the center of a multi million  franchise of hero’s- while also being a hero himself through the means of money… well Id have two pennies!”
Dick: “what…?”
#dc comics x reader#dc x reader#dc imagine#Dc x Deadpool coded reader#jason todd#Jason Todd x Reader#what do you think?#I didnt do a lot but I’ve been busy plush I need to remind everyone I didn’t forget about this#also#I didnt forget about this!!!#also this sucked bc it’s rushed but I’m so busy#I’m so busy#burnt out#and tired#please accept this the same way you would a cat offering you a rat corpse#batfam x isekai reader#batfam x y/n#batfam x you#batfam fanfiction#deadpool reader#ummm yeah!#thanks for reading#!!!
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#ummm teehee i havent posted any fanart publicly in years thank you cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl#narinder#cotl narinder#luxart
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artfight weeks #2-4 (never as productive as week 1 lol)
deer pony belongs to @amebaby
pegasus belongs to @sharkteethies
alicorn/draconequus belongs to @riss-mlp
cow belongs to @plushcowz
#that's a wrap!#very fun as usual#very thankful they threw in a few extra days bc I was moving the whole last week of july#my little pony#mlp#littlest pet shop#lps#neopets#thylacine#deer#xweetok#robot#cow#anyway ummm time to draw bill cipher 1 million times byeeeee
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the star you've longed for
#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥#project sekai#revue starlight#pjsk#emu otori#nene kusanagi#emunene#prsk#proseka#yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death#HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL#Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week#im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar#thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp#i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role#rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place#Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL#though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead#revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar.#<- has been insane for 4+ years#Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON.#i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious#but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work#aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash]#throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use#idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways#emuneneweek2024#EDIT: i have decided nene gets a rapier. its awesome. thanks for coming#tsukasa has his giant flag and i dont want to budge on that. im thinking about giving rui the throwing knives since he juggles.#it would be funny. saki + rui knife juggling
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happy fem dabihawks friday
#bnha#mha#dabihawks#but they are in a wlw relationship bc today is yuri day#touya todoroki#keigo takami#thank u to the gaussian blur tool I was not about to draw a background#in my head dabi is doing a recon mission and hawks has her own thing goin on but is pestering her hot gf on the phone ok thanks#kinda modeled her off of my own body BAHAHAHA ummm#I was wary about makin her seem too like. idk. one piece body shaped#eggsdrawings
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man i love when varric shoots people that are about to betray hawke. just completely on his own he's like Nope nope I'm not letting hawke bad-decisions their way into getting killed by some flaky loser. the second this motherfucker trips my spidey senses its a bolt through the head. sayonara
#dragon age#i feel like this can happen twice but the only one i can remember for sure is gascard#anyway hes so real for that. thank you king mwah#ummm i guess if im putting this in the main tag by way of that just being my da catchall ill put it in the da2 tag as well#dragon age 2#da2#varric tethras
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Yuri Leclerc as a concept is sooo funny because here is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, sike! He's a man actually. and you're like okay, okay, cool. he's still the most beautiful person ever, looks introverted yet elegant, so you'd expect him to have a demure-ish personality with delicate hobbies. speaks in noble tongue, voice as soft as the lilac in his hair maybe. probably into fashion as well.
and then he opens his mouth.
DEEP voice, crass, and a menace. were it not for the game's rating and setting, this guy would be cursing worse than a sailor. ANDDD the funniest thing is that he's 😂 an underground mafia boss. his first conversation with the player character is that he'd slit their throat for crossing his men. he's confident, sarcastic and smug, absolutely at odds with his soft appearance. NONE of his hobbies aside from the makeup are ""girly"" at all.
but that's not all! get this. he's... a momma's boy. intimidating fucker that he is, everything he does, the maiming the killing the swindeling, it's all to send money back to her. AND following that, he's something of a Robin Hood minus the heroic fanfare. as in, he's for the common folk. from orphans to the disabled, his care protects them all. beneath the scary job and personality, his compassion runs deep.
he can't stand not knowing things. he sings so prettily but scowls when he's made to do it in public. people call him a Savage Mockingbird and he does do nothing but mock and toy with his prey sometimes. he hates attention. A+ honors student but dropped out for doing crime. he's gotten into shit situations where people took advantage of him for his pretty looks.
he likes stargazing. he's named after a star. his real name at least. the one only his mom calls him.
isn't the dichotomy just the funniest. like don't all these aspects combined together make for the most delightfully jarring character ever. but it makes sense. the totality of his life circumstances made the person that he is now and it just... works.
"Yuri is the best he's my favorite!" -Yuri himself (actual line in game btw)
#happy birthday yuri leclerc#aishi.docx#aishi.txt#yuri leclerc#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#its been so long i forgot my fe3h tagging system on this blog noo 😭#5 years teehee#been going back to my roots... jsyk fe3h is what made me first start posting my art online#and i was big on dimitri and dimileth lol#but after going thru several character arcs ummm. ive been thinking that perhaps yuri is my fav house leader after all <3#theyre all peak ofc#i even like rhea#and dimitri is one of my fav character... of all time. theres no replacing him#but yuri!!! :3 current comfort character#in that he would punch me in the stomach and rob me to feed his mom and some orphans and i'd thank him for it#whats not to like?
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“Onwards, Jiro! To tricks and treats!”
#tokyo debunker#zenji kotodama#jiro kirisaki#KIRISAKI BROTHERS MY LOVES 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️⚠️⚠️#lin doodles#ZENJI BRINGING JIRO OUT ON HIS FIRST TRICK OR TREAT (on a well lit street with minimal spooky decorations)#jiro wondering why you have to dress up to get candy when he gets candy all the time anyway just for being cute#but zenji is having FUN bc he gets to DRESS IP!!!#considered putting zenji in a full on ghost sheet costume but realised it was UMMM too much#btw zenji based on a reference pose but I can’t find the reference anymore I think I deleted it after my sketch and I can’t find it again#anyway if u need me i will be losing my mind over the new alan ssr thank u
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I complain about wanting male attention bc of my daddy issues and then when I get perceived in any sort of way by a man I’m like I’ve been doubly victimized …. This is the worst, most blasphemous thing to have ever happened to me ……. The nerve on you to think you can speak to me …………….
#Studying at a cafe rn and some dude turned around and looked me in the eye and was like “u smell good :)”#Bc id like walked ahead of his table to drop my drink in the trash#And at first I was like ummm what which I feel like should’ve given him the chance to course correct#This man doubles down and is like u smell good!!!!!#And I had to be like aw thanks :) but it was rly awkward bc I feel like that’s just not a natural way to start a conversation#So he had to j awkwardly turn around and I had to awkwardly go back to my biochem chapter#Also I’m wearing Love Don’t Be Shy by Kilian rn so ofc I smell good …..#tell me something I don’t KNOW …….#Anyway I rly don’t wanna be perceived rn
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lazy pinterest redraws featuring my 6 favorite NEETs + others (2nd edition)
#osomatsu san#おそ松さん#osomatsu#karamatsu#choromatsu#ichimatsu#jyushimatsu#todomatsu#totoko yowai#atsushi#ghost's doodles#shinushi#<- because of one of them...#BUT YAAYYYYY I DID MORE REDRAWS!!!!#featuring self insert stuff at the end :p shinushi and ghostoro for life..... smiling#ALSO thank sable for the shinushi/ghostoro and atsushi base pic#i LOVE doing these so much u guys don't understand#ummm idk if it can be considered takoparty spoilers because of nyaas baby mii... idk#idk shrug emoji
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in the tomb of saint gabriel
(may your woes be many)
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#ummm....hi.#couldn't stop thinking about a fallen angel gabe boss fight ok!!!#his tomb is fashioned after his role in the annunciation#with a sculpture that depicts gabriel in his human guise as its centerpiece#importantly....this is not his true face at all but it looms over his casket#a perfect image that is perpetuated to both deny his fall and to shame him at the same time#in the fight itself he can no longer fly or teleport nor can he conjure any weapons#he's just fast and brutal and definitely goes after v1's wings#he's lost in his mental and physical anguish doing everything he can to tear v1 apart#REALLY leaning into when he said 'fight me like an animal' ig....#like i imagine him a lot like a bull....even using his horns maybe.....#doodle tag#UHUH i might do some more sketches but nothing so involved !!!#i can't see straight after staring at a billion cathedrals#ALSO i'll get back to asks soon thank u for ur patience!!#rise and fall au
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insane ass dynamic??? sherlock asks watson if she actually committed the crime she's being charged with (brutally beating a serial killer to death after he tried to kill her) with full assurances that he'd help her get away with it and she's like "NO. so did you do it?" cause like five episodes ago the two of them had seriously considered murdering him with heroin because he pissed them off so much it would be worth the stain on sherlock's relationship with sobriety and holmes has to be like "omg nooooo nooo i would have told you!"
#they literally were going to murder him via heroin overdose okay im never forgetting that it was crazy#its so boring when these type of procedurals go ummm but its WRONG cause the law says so thank god these two are like#well. he killed 15+ women. he's psychologically torturing you. lets just kill him.#cbs elementary#elementary#AND that actor was on GOSSIP GIRL.#i know its a season finale but this episode is like actually crazy
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dca cringetober time :3c
heterochromia!!!
#my art#cringetober#daycare attendant#sundrop#sunnydrop#moondrop#<- i have decided that it counts#dca fandom#btw ummm thank you everyone for 1000+ followers :D i will try my best to do something for it orz#probably after october?? but who knows
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based on my favorite post
#minecraft diaries#LOVEEEE THAT VIDEO literally life changing thank you laurancezvahlslefteyebrow#ignore how low quality every frame is i was too lazy to upscale the canvas to make it crisper😭😭#aphmau#aphmau mcd#nicole mcd#garroth mcd#aphblr#garroth ro'meave#whats her full name again ummm#nicole von ronsenburg#aphverse
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HAPPY NEWONDERHOY YEAR 🍡
#its still jan 1st somewhere . right#HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YURI#project sekai#pjsk#an shiraishi#prsk#tsukasa tenma#proseka#Hatsune amiky acolorful Stage[FOGHORN]#inknow i csnt write kanji OK stroke order has me fucked up#redraw of last years to thank them both for arriving with 30k gems to spare vut i [cough] i [wheeze]#i kind of think last years was. more slayful...[throws a smokebomb and when it clears im laying unconscious on the ground]#OK last year i remember literally drawing that for like 13 hours snd the anstomy isnt goo so whatevvrr#my life is so jover january 10th btw EMU. {EMU. EMU. EMU#WAAAAH#college starts that week but heh.. luckily my class ends before the event. here we go again#and then nenesnlim and the ruis lim and then (redacted) right after and then peace. and then CORALINTHHEBIX AND WEDDIGN EMU ANDPANDMONIUM A#and i have miku expo and a convention in may.. ehhhahe#im finish um one cosplay hopefilyl for cny but thenother ummm stipid fuckifng tdukasa maybe ill finish it for showtime event mahbe not#i hate her. to the shredder#EMU. oooh emu. Ok sorry goodnight
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