#absolute choas these two get up too...

[elencr]

⸤ 🧁 ⸣  ⸻  starter call      ,      @theresastargirl​       |      elenore & ophelia.

* .  ♡             “ from one to ten - ” ellie begins  -  bouncing from one foot to the other.  the beings in the distance over the other girl’s shoulder was making ellie start to panic.  “ how much are you going to hate me when i say we have to run ? ”

[sonicasura]

In a Kaijudo: Rise of the Duel Masters X Trollhunters Crossover, what I see happening is that on a training camping trip in response to a "creature" sighting further north of San Campion. Master Chavez had taken the kids to teach them about surviving on the wild and how a Duel Masters often had them traveling to many places. Another very important lesson was also going to be added but soon enough the creature arrived.

But as the Kajudo members were fighting it another "creature" came out of the woods. A rock like creature with mossy hair and black green eyes with a furious snarl on his face. Ray and the other kids, who figured that this was another rampaging beast from the Nature Civilization, than worked together to drive both creatures back. Tatsurion/Bob was having a satisfying fight with the new mossy creature till a glowing blue blade slashed at him.

"Aaaarrrgh"! Cried a human boy in armor.

Things dissolved into choas as more stone creatures and humans appeared.

To the Kaijudo group, it was easy to mistake them as the Chotens followers for a second and go on the defensive . But seeing the similar stone creatures and realizing how close they were to a certain city Master Chavez realized who they might be.

But before he could issue a warning or call for his students to hault, Ray had already set Bob on the original creature towards the portal....along with Aaaarrrgh.

In just a second the portal closed taking both beings with them, much to the kid in the armors distress.

So that's how Ray and the rest meet Jim and his team, and how Ray broke one of the biggest treaties between the Kaijudo order and Troll kind.

Grouping this together since it is interconnected.

Chavez, your future girlfriend is ready to kill you after this massive blunder. Any trainees are supposed to be notified about the opposite group's existence as the consequences alone can be catastrophic if not fixed. Now Blinky didn't think a Kaijudo Master would show up since the group is practically forbidden from operating too close to troll populated areas.

He was gonna tell Jim during a history lesson he had planned about important agreements in troll history. The new Trollhunter is still a bit annoyed but let's it slide since Blinky did plan to tell him. Right now getting Aaaarrrgh back is more important.

Ray absolutely feels awful about banishing Team Trollhunters' friend and definitely wants to help get him back. That does peter out Jim's anger against him cause it's clear the young man is regretting his decision deeply. Although he's concerned about this 'Choten' expanding his operation into Arcadia.

Nigel is chastised by Jaha when it came to his dismissive behavior. Nobody in the Order wants to make enemies with trolls as the conflict will spread to the other magical folk still on Earth. The wait is partly because Master Kimora is out and he's the only Nature Master.

Aaaarrrgh was dropped in the Nature Civilization as most trolls fall under that element. The Veil's sunlight doesn't petrify the species since it isn't real sunlight. It didn't stop the poor guy from fumbling in fear for a minute or two.

Mighty Shouter does find Aaaarrrgh and brings him over to his tribe upon finding out what had happened. He knows that the troll would be found quicker by the Duel Masters or their acolytes in familiar territory. Mighty Shouter make sure Aaaarrrgh is comfortable during the stay.

Both teams definitely become friends once they take the plunge into the Veil. Ray and his friends follow their own morals to help diffuse the situation even if means breaking established rules. Plus their friendship with their respective Creatures resonates with Jim alongside his pals.

A good sign for the future in his opinion.

[lunarsun12]

Yeonjun Biggest Mistake

Masterlist

Author Note: Happy New Year to you all! Let’s start off the year with some TXT content! Happy Reading!!

It is the end of the year, Soobin annual MC award is coming up. Which always leads to the same argument of Yeonjun begging Soobin, not to go. As he gets lonely without Soobin but Soobin was determined to go. Soobin felt bad for Yeonjun and decided to him invite to the award show as his plus one. Which without doubt, Yeonjun accepted happily.

However, Soobin is worried that someone needs to look after the kids mainly the two youngest. Yeonjun bumped into Beomgyu and he immediately asked if wants to be in charge (he was the first person that a yeonjun saw). Which beomgyu happily said yes!

Will Beomgyu actually look after his siblings? Or will bring choas to his youngest brother?

Soobin and Yeonjun private chat 

Today 18:00

Soobin🍞: Yeonjun hunny, stop being mad at Beomgyu. I have already forgiven him

Yeonjun🐯: You are weak for his puppy eyes! He only does it, so he doesn’t get grounded! You spoil him too much! I won’t surrender to him!!

Soobin🍞: He is really sorry…he even made us food!

Yeonjun🐯: Likewise, Soobinie you need to toughen up! The kids bully you the most as you are so soft on them!

Soobin🍞: At least, I don’t hit our children with a belt!

Yeonjun🐯: How did you found out-

Soobin🍞: Beomgyu filmed it, when you chased Kai with the belt. I don’t know why, he would do that but good thing he did!!

Yeonjun🐯: That Beomgyu…

Soobin🍞: If you forgive Beomgyu, I will pretend that the belt incident never happend 😊

Now why is Beomgyu getting in trouble, leading him to use his special powers on the parents. Mainly Soobin…now let’s have flashback the yesterday afternoon

Yesterday

Soobin and Yeonjun private chat

Today 15:00

Yeonjun🐯: Soobinnie, you really have to go? You know that award show, I barely see you these days

Soobin🍞: Yeonjun hunny, you know that it is important! Lots of people are depending on my mc skills~

Yeonjun🐯: Can’t you skip? This year and do it next year!

Soobin🍞: You know, I never miss it! It’s a tradition can’t let the people down! I have given so much for you! Don’t be so unreasonable

Soobin🍞: Hey, why don’t you come with me to award show? And watch me MC? Maybe I can ask the producer, to give a small dance segment, even though it is so last mins

Yeonjun🐯: Oh my gosh, yes yes!! I would love to go, also don’t bother with the dance segment! I haven’t even practiced, don’t wanna embarrass myself

Yeonjun🐯: It was so embarrassing, when my pants ripped on stage 3 years ago. I have trauma

Soobin🍞: Good thing, it was dark! No one can see that!!

Soobin🍞: Now are you happy?

Yeonjun🐯: Yes very happy!!

Yeonjun🐯: Hang on a secs, whose gonna look after the kids?

Soobin🍞: Maybe Jaemin from downstairs can look after them?

Yeonjun🐯: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I heard he kidnapped Kai before and refused to give him back. Kai have to runaway from their old home. The risk is high…

Yeonjun🐯: Hang on, I will ask the kids to be in charge!

A few second later

Yeonjun🐯: I asked Beomgyu, to be in charge. He seems to be responsible enough

Soobin🍞: Are you sure? You should trust Beomgyu? What about Taehyun?

Yeonjun🐯: Beomgyu, is our only option! Soobinie, I told many times! Taehyun isn’t responsible, he appears to be!

Yeonjun🐯: NO ONE LAUGHS WHILIST STUDYING!

Soobin🍞: If things go wrong, you have yourself to blame!!

After Beomgyu convo with Yeonjun, he was over the moon. He got chosen to be the boss of the house! He can’t wait to boss ah I mean look his siblings, as he loves them sooo much. He can’t to express his joy to his brothers in the group chat.

TXT Sibling Trio Chat

Beomgyu👑: IM THE KING! OBEY ME SERVANTS!!

Taehyun😴: What? King?

Heuningkai🐧: Is beomgyu hyung, playing dress up?

Beomgyu👑: Not dress up! Appa gave me the power to look after you two, as Eomma and him are going to some award show!

Beomgyu👑: I cannot wait until tonight he he

Heuningkai🐧: What with the evil laugh? Taehyun hyung, I am scared-

Taehyun😴: Beomgyu is an idiot, we have nothing to fear. Come Kai, let’s watch some anime

Night, has struck the parents left for an award show. With a concerned Soobin, fearing Yeonjun really made a mistake.

Soobin: Eomma and Appa are leaving. Be good for you big brother Beomgyu!

Soobin gave each of the kids a hug before he left as well with an impatient Yeonjun at the door. After the parents left, Beomgyu turned to Kai and Taehyun, and gave them a smirk.

Beomgyu: Somone make me ramen

Taehyun: You do it yourself, you have legs

Beomgyu: I didn’t make myself clear, make me ramen or else I will Eomma that you aren’t really studying. The disappointment tut tut

Taehyun: We made pact! You promised, to not snitch to Eomma!

Taehyun: That playing dirty!

Beomgyu gave a shrug and made gesture to the kitchen. Which Taehyun has no choice to obliged.

Taehyun: *mumbling* I will make it extra salty, maybe it can ward of that evilness of him

Beomgyu: I heard that! You better make it nice or else I will make you make it again

Whilst Taehyun was busy making beomgyu gourmet ramen. Kai is in his room, playing video games with penguin plush at the side. Until beomgyu barges in and demanded that Kai should give him the penguin to plush to him. For his ‘makeover’ (it never ends well..it normally leads Kai plush losing some it’s stuffing)

Beomgyu: Kai~ Can you please give your penguin plush to me~

Heuningkai: *glances* No, it’s brand new! I don’t want you to give it another makeover!

Beomgyu: Appa…put me in charge! Listen to your hyung!!

Heuningkai: No you a big bully! Who always steal my plush

After Kai said it, Beomgyu immediately swiped Kai penguin plush from Kai’s grip. Ran away whilist laughing evilly. With Kai at his heels saying ‘Give my plush back’

2 hours of hell for Kai and Taehyun

Taehyun and Kai Private Chat

Heuningkai🐧: Hyung! I’m scared to leave your room! Beomgyu won’t stop demanding things!

Taehyun😴: He is blackmailing us…well me to do whatever he wants. Whoever gave him the power is stupid

Heuningkai🐧: My penguin, he is gonna colour his white belly, blue again

Taehyun😴: I can hear him, setting up a flour bomb outside my room

Taehyun😴: My back aches, for having to Pugh back him everywhere around the house

Heuningkai🐧: I CAN’T STAND THIS ANY LONGER! How much longer until Eomma and Appa are coming home?

Taehyun😴: Another 3 hours or so

Heuningkai🐧: Can we hide downstairs? I don’t care, if I am not able to leave. This is better then having to be bossed by beomgyu

Taehyun😴: Fine, let’s go!

Without hesitation, Kai opened the door and floor has rained on him like snow (he forgot about the flour trap). Which leads little laugh from Taehyun

Heuningkai: When did this happened?

Taehyun: *trying not to laugh* this is why I Lear you go first. Haven’t been listening Beomgyu doing something outside the door

Heuningkai: Why is it quiet?

Kai and Taehyun quietly tip toed into the living room and they found a sleeping Beomgyu on the couch, hugging Kai plush with a blond wig on it

Heuningkai: *whispers* Thank god, he didn’t try to colour the bell this time

Taehyun: *whispers* Come on, let’s go!

Kai and Taehyun left their house, to visit the Dream house for their safety.

After the award show…

Kids we are home!

There was no answer

Yeonjun: Maybe they went to sleep?

Soobin: I take back what I said about beomgyu in charge. Look him sleeping holding his brother toy

The next day…

Soobin calls the kid for breakfast. Only see beomgyu appeared

Soobin: Beomgyu, where is Taehyun and Kai?

Beomgyu: That what I am forgetting, absolutely no clue where they are

Soobin: Yeonjun, check their rooms!

A few mins later, Yeonjun came back shaking his head.

Yeonjun: They are not in their room

Soobin: What? Beomgyu, are you sure you don’t know where they are?

Beomgyu shrugs and continue to scroll on his phone

Yeonjun: Maybe they went do something

Soobin gave Yeonjun the side eye: If they doing an activity Beomgyu wouldn’t be here

Soobin: Why do I have bad feeling about this…

Yeonjun: Weridly enough, I saw some flours outside Taehyun door as well dust towards the door

Soobin immediately glared at Beomgyu, knowing it was him who did it.

Soobin: Yeonjun get the bat, let’s collect our kids from there. Beomgyu you stay put!

An hour later, the parents collected the two brothers, who told them everything about what happened with Beomgyu, and how they ended up there. Luckily enough Kai didn’t get hurt, as he managed to scare chenle and jisung thinking he was a ghost.

End of flashback

Soobin and Yeonjun private chat

Yeonjun🐯: You can’t do this to me! That is like blackmailing

Soobin🍞: I told you, this is a bad idea to ask Beomgyu. Never trust him. The only person is realiable is Taehyun

Soobin🍞: Now fix the mess, you cause

Yeonjun🐯: Fine…I let home get away this time! Can you please that belt incident, I just got a tad a bit mad

Soobin🍞: I will forget until I see you forgiven Beomgyu 😊

[winstonsns]

Separate please!!

The gang reacting to the youngest of them,reader probably 12, who's usually tough and never crying or showing tons of emotion besides energetic choas, hiding alone and sobbing? Like full on sobbing tears and snotty.

the gang finds child!reader crying (request)

authors note: this preference is strictly platonic, so absolutely no romance between reader and the gang. i’ll work on another request later today! anyway, hope you enjoy and thank you for sending this ask! 💗

includes ponyboy, johnny, soda, darry, dally, two-bit and steve

word count: 2.5k

warnings: cussing, fighting, lying, stealing, smoking, talks of depression and suicide, death

PONYBOY CURTIS

when pony was in eighth grade and you were in fifth, the two of you went to the same school

he always knew you were smart, like him, but made irrational and stupid decisions

sometimes you rushed through things, you were stubborn and hardly showed emotion to anyone

the two of you started hanging out, and he invited you to be with the gang when you became older, in sixth grade

you were known to get good grades, no one knew how you did it and everyone suspected you were cheating

you were. you stole, lied, smoked, dated, fought, etc

pony knew this, him and his brothers would always manage to get you out of trouble since you were young and didn’t have good parental figures

until you got into a fight with a soc in your class, who bullied you relentlessly

you broke her femur and the police were called, and you weirdly enough and unreasonably were let go

you walked to pony’s house since you stayed there, you knew your parents didn’t give a shit about whether you were with them or not

pony and his brothers greeted you, you gave them a quiet “hello” and walked to the bathroom

they realized something must’ve been wrong since you were normally energetic, but you were quiet

as soon as you closed the door to the bathroom, you started bawling

you wondered why you hurt that girl, why you did all the bad things you did, how you were sorry, and how all you wanted was for someone to care for you enough to discipline you

pony heard your cries and knocked on the door, asking “hey, y/n..? i know you’re probably not doing the best right now but can we talk? i think you really should—”

you opened the door, just for pony to see your face red and your shaking body, struggling to make eye contact

he slightly crouched down to your level, saying “hey.. how about we go to my room so we get privacy and maybe we can talk about what’s happening? okay?”

you nodded and walked with him to his room, closing the door behind you

you sat on his bed and he sat next to you, he asked you what’s going on since you never cry and always seem fine

you answered with, “i-i don’t know what’s wrong with me and why i’m so fucked up.. i’ve done terrible things and i don’t know why im just realizing it now— i broke that girls damn arm, that’s too far. she-she hardly even did anything..” and pony listened the whole time

he told you “you’re not a bad person for doing those things, and everyone makes mistakes, it’s fine. you’re a kid, still learning, hell, i’m still learning. you can’t take back what you did, but you can always do better in the future..” he hugged you but you were still crying

he soothingly rubbed your back and grabbed your favorite book, that he bought so he could read to you

you lay down on his bed, still sniffling and zoned out

he lay on the bed and started reading to you

he saw your eyes fluttering and closing, causing you to fall asleep

he then realized you were going through much more than anyone knew, more than anyone should go through, especially at your age

he looked at you, fast asleep with tear marks on your cheeks

JOHNNY CADE

he knew you as the young one in the gang, who was undoubtedly the most reckless one

you fought, smoked, drank, etc

you were loud, could sometimes get annoying, and the most stubborn person he has ever met

and one day your fighting went too far, to the point of being hospitalized

some random kid started swinging at you, so you swung back and one of his friends fucking shot you

a car passed by and took you in, driving you to the nearest hospital

after the surgery, you no longer had a bullet in your chest, which was dangerously near your heart

you were lucky to survive, but you didn’t think that

the gang came to visit you, johnny was the first one

he came into your room, hearing sniffles and gasps of air, you were having a panic attack

he didn’t even know you had those, so he walked in and calmed you down

talking to you softly and comforting words helped you ground yourself

but you were still sniffling, tears still streaming down your face, saying, “i always wanted to die, johnny. i didn’t wanna live anymore, there was no point, why do i have hope now?”

johnny knew how you felt, but didn’t say it

he knew deep down that you would be able to deal with it, and tomorrow you would act like nothing had happened

but he just sat down on your bed, and you talked to each other about the others problems

he said people would mourn your death, and you’re too young to leave

you understood and said you didn’t want to talk about it anymore, so he went to the store and got you some candy and a get better card

SODAPOP CURTIS

since you were always an energetic child, people never thought you had any problems

you were sitting on a bench once, near the lot

you hoped no one would see you, you were out in the open since you didn’t know where to go

none of the curtis brothers were home and your parents didn’t care enough to let you in the house

you didn’t know why you were crying, you just were and you didn’t have a reason for it

you just couldn’t identify why you were feeling how you were feeling

staring at the grass, you mumbled “stop crying,” put your head in your hands, and again, mumbled, “stop crying..”

your leg was bouncing since you were anxious, didn’t want anyone to notice you were crying

soda was walking home since he decided not to drive to work today, then he saw you on the bench with your head in your hands

“y/n?” he asked you, you looked up and he asked what you were doing there

sitting on the bench next to you, he asked if you were okay, and you broke down even more

“i just don’t know what’s wrong with me. i always act like everything’s fine and that i don’t feel things but i really do. i’m sensitive and i care but i act like i don’t— i feel so terrible but i don’t know why, and… i don’t know…”

soda listened the whole time, and he knew how you felt, but tried to comfort you

you kept sniffling and whimpering, could hardly breathe and didn’t look at him in the eyes

he gave you advice, telling you it’s okay to not know why you’re upset, and you might be extra sensitive since you didn’t know why

you agreed with him, and it was silent

he asked if you wanted to walk home with him so you could stay the night, and you said yes

as the two of you were walking to his house, he patted you on the back and said, “you’re a damn good kid. and you might not believe it, but you have a good heart.”

you appreciated what he said, so you looked up and smiled at him

DARRY CURTIS

he knew you would get in trouble a lot, you were always energetic and chaotic

one day he got called into the police station, saying you were gonna have to stay there until someone picks you up, so you gave them darry’s number

you were in your own cell since you were a child, but an officer was near to keep you safe

darry drove over to the police station, you were put into a room with a table in the middle, like a questioning room

your hands weren’t cuffed to the table, the officers wanted you to have a free range so you can feel safe

when he arrived, the officers brought him into the room, where you had your head in your hands, red face, sniffling, and tear marks on your face

he sat down across from you, however you didn’t say a word to him

you kept looking down at the table and your sniffling continued

“i know you’re going through a lot right now, but you can’t go around stealing shit from people. i’m close to being done with your attitude, and you need to act more mature. i’m being hard on you because i care, and i know you may not see that.” he said

you listened, apologized quietly and nodded your head

the police officer in the room said to go home and to not get in any more trouble

the car ride home was awkward, you were still sniffling but stopped crying

when he drove you to his house, since you stayed there sometimes, and when the two of you got out of the car and walked into the house, no words were exchanged

but he wrapped his arms around you into an embrace, and patted your back, motioning you to go to the room you slept in

DALLAS WINSTON

dally knew you and saw you kind of as himself

so he protected you as well as he could, he knew he needed someone to act as a parental figure when he was younger

he acted like he didn’t give a shit about you, but he cared about you the a lot

he knew you were tough but he also knew he was going through shit at your age, so you probably were too

and when he saw you in his room, above bucks bar, crying and snot dripping down your fucking face, you trying to wipe it off with tissues, he knew something bad must’ve happened

he rushed over to you, you were on his bed, and he asked you why you were there and what happened

you could tell there was genuine concern in his eyes, he went down to eye level so you could really see him

you told him “i get so angry all the time and it’s making me feel like a bad person. i don’t know why im just realizing now, this is why no one wants to be around me, i always ruin every relationship i make—“

he interrupted you and said, “hey, hey, you’re not a bad person.. it’s fine to get angry sometimes, it’s just an emotion, everyone gets angry sometimes, but you need to be careful since you could get in trouble while doing those so-called bad things.”

he kept eye contact with you the whole time, trying to make sure you understood

after you were quiet for a bit and stopped crying, he asked you, “you wanna go to dairy queen..? huh?” and smiled, patted your knee

you looked up at him slightly and smiled back, nodding

the two of you walked out to buck’s car, and he drove you to dairy queen

he got you whatever you wanted :)

TWO-BIT MATTHEWS

you and two-bit were walking down the street, just taking shit from people while having a conversation with each other

and while you were trying to to take a wallet out of someone’s purse

she caught you and grabbed your wrist, her daughter staring at you

the mother started screaming at you, “you brat! why the hell do you think you’re entitled to my money, huh? are you that desperate, you dumb—“ all while her daughter was looking at her mother in fear

two-bit talked to her calmly but somewhat angrily, “you don’t know shit. first off, you’re not making a good example for your daughter. and second, you don’t yell at a fucking kid. you still have your wallet and your damn life, which you’re lucky to still have. this kid doesn’t know fucking know any better..”

he looked back to see you storming away, speed walking on the streets

he ran from the mother and daughter to catch up to you, seeing you wiping your eyes since you were crying

he told you not to listen to the mother, she didn’t know anything and you were in some ways more mature than an adult like her

you didn’t respond, so he told jokes

most of it was pointing out socs on the streets that looked like crap or were doing weird things

you giggled at some of them, to the point where your eyes were still red and you were sniffling, but you were feeling better

STEVE RANDLE

steve didn’t always have it the best at home, and neither did you

the two of you bonded over it, talking about funny or sad or weird experiences that happened in your homes

and one day you were talking a lot, as you always did since you were talkative and energetic

your mother had yelled at you, with hate and anger towards you, just for being yourself

calling you useless and annoying, talking about how pathetic and stupid, how selfish you were, etc

you didn’t talk back since it wouldn’t change her mind, it wouldn’t take back what she said

you stared at her with no emotion ,then walked out like nothing happened

you were walking to the DX since it was near the time steve would get off

halfway to the store, your lip started trembling and your throat tightened up

so you bawled for around 10 minutes, and still bawling when you arrived at the DX

steve was walking towards you and waved, you didn’t wave back but he knew you noticed him

he sped up towards you once he saw you were crying, so he asked you what was wrong, the two of you started walking back to the curtis house

you told him about your mother, how you suddenly started to feel bad about living and being how you naturally were

you wanted to change but didn’t know how

he didn’t know how to comfort you since he never was comforted by anyone in his life

he only knew to tell you that you weren’t a fuck up, and you’re the best just the way you were

you gave a weak smile to him, occasionally starting small talk at certain points on the sidewalk

authors note: sorry i didn’t post on friday! i was occupied the last few days with school and after school activities 🎀

[shizucheese]

Did anyone else base their BG3 character off of an existing D&D character (either from a campaign or from the pile of characters you want to play someday that I KNOW you all have) and then have that character develope into someone completely different from their source material?

When I decided I wanted to romance Astarion, I reached into my bag of characters for the closest thing I have to a Choas gremlin: my chaotic neutral death cleric with what I like to call "the personalityof a stereotypical bard" (he's a flirt and a slut), Lysander (and to be clear, I don't mean "lol random" chaotic neutral, I mean "only acts in his own self interests, questions why he should bother doing something that doesn't benefit him, would totally withhold important information simply because nobody bothered to ask him chaotic neutral).

Now, from character creation, I had to make some changes. For one thing, OG Lysander technically worships the Raven Queen, although I do kinda use her as a place holder and any neutral death-related god will do, so I made BG3 Lysander a cleric of Kelemvor.

For another, more important thing: OG Lysander's race isn't in the game, and even if it was, or if there was a mod for it, I wouldn't be able to make BG3 Lysander that race. Because OG Lysander is a dhampir (based on the Midgard/ Kobold Press version, since that's kinda where he originally came from, idea-wise) with major daddy issues that have translated to him having some....negative opinions...about vampires as a whole. OG Lysander and Astarion in a party together would be an absolute mess that the confines of a video game do not allow for. So I made BG3 Lysander a half drow, which I figured would have similar flavor.

Then I gave BG3 Lysander the criminal background, and realized too late it probably would have been more accurate to give him the Urchin background, but also, like...it'scomplicated?

See, OG Lysander is the son of a prostitute who used to cater to high-end clientele. She was hired to be part of the entertainment at a party where Lysander's father, a vampire Duke, was in attendance, and she ended up pregnant. She didn't realize who's child she was carrying until she gave birth, and then word got out she had given birth to a "monster" and her reputation was ruined. She still worked as a prostitute, but now she was forced to spread her legs for whoever was willing to shell out money for her, instead of exclusively catering to the wealthy and elite. She was forced to out of the town she lived in and had to live in a shabby cabin on its outskirts. She blamed Lysander for this, and kept him tied up in their cabin, barely feeding him and beating him regularly. When he was 14, his mother got particularly violent, and nearly killed him, and he fought back and ended up killing her, biting her neck and getting his first taste of blood. He set the cabin, with her body still in it, on fire. Not long after that, his father found him and took him in, giving him a new home and an education. (His father is a reap piece of work, but that's a tangent for another day...)

BG3 Lysander did not end up being any of this. In retrospect, I probably could have said that his father was the drow and his mother was a woman he had a child with, but for some reason right from the beginning I decided that no, his drow parent was his mother, who had left the underdark for reasons I eventually decided was her falling in love with a human, Lysander's father. I initially struggled to decide who his father was (was his father some kind of crime lord? How do I work in the fact that with OG Lysander, the reason he worships the Raven Queen/ whatever death god he worships is because she's his family's patron?) but after I accepted that these two boys were not, in fact, versions of the same character, I eventually decided that no, he was just like...a merchant. And he died before BG3 Lysander was born.

Early on in the game, when interacting with the Tiefling kiddos, I decided BG3 Lysander has a soft spot for kids. Mol reminds him a lot of the person he used to be before he found Jesu--Kelemvor. OG Lysander thinks kids are annoying at best.

OG Lysander has a ton of siblings. His father literally jokes about how his children are like his age: he lost track a long time ago. His relationship with his siblings ranges from contentious to him being outright hostile towards them.

BG3 Lysander has one sister, who died when he was 13. He loved her and idolized her and part of why he hates the Emperor so much is because he used her face when he first showed up in his dreams.

BG3 Lysander is a massive mama's boy. Obviously OG Lysander is definitely not.

The circumstances that lead them both to becoming clerics is now widely different.

At this point the only things that the two Lysanders really have in common is that their name is Lysander, they're death clerics, they're both chaotic (although BG3 Lysander is chaotic good, not neutral) they're gay, and they'll flirt with and fuck any man who they find attractive who consents.

[shellshockedgay]

Mikey Fluff w/ Shy M!S/O

A/N: I'm sticking with male reader since it wasn't specified and it works with Leo's. I used to be kinda quiet as a kid and I also have adhd, so please excuse the absolute bullshit this is, I'm sorry.

Leo's Outgoing S/O

Donnie's Sassy Crackhead S/O

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Listen. Ya'll are ADORABLE EVEN AS JUST FRIENDS I-

Wanna talk about DYNAMICS.

Like, he loves to lay on you. He's so tiny, let him do it. He's only 4'10 I-

Like the others, when he has a crush, he can not stop talking about you, but it's literally constant.

"(Y/n) really likes this movie, we should wait to see it." "Jeez, Mikey." "Look, if you like him so much, just marry the guy." "..... I CAN DO THAT?!"

Immediately runs off to plan your wedding.

Literally eats the paper after to keep it safe and to make sure you don't see it.

The guys let out a collective sigh of relief when you two start dating, but the sigh turns into a scream because he somehow talks about you MORE.

Makes up words to describe you in nice ways.

Yes, he is loud and fast and amazing and your soft and quiet and just as amazing and you guys balance each other out.

You somehow manage to bring his volume down?? No one knows how you do it, but they absically beg you to stay at the lair.

Oh my gosh, but sometimes he brings you up a few notches and then the true choas begins.

Dudes got ADHD, ok?

Some days he's a ball of actual energy, next few days he's just kinda like "meh, I was born into this life, I didn't choose this shit"

During those days, he lounges around more, so expect him to really cling to your side. Also, his head can get mean, so just kinda hold him.

His emotions range on the extreme side sometimes, too, so he might cry in your lap, be careful, but shell scratches always calm him down.

He won't tell you, but you just being next to him helps calm him down.

He also won't tell you he has bad nightmares and most of them involve you getting hurt in some shape or form.

If he asks for coffee? He had an especially rough night with nightmares and got maybe 20 minutes of sleep.

Anyway, if his brothers try to pick a fight with you, he's always going to defend you, especially because of your quiet nature.

Mikey will deck Raph if he has too. No one hurts his boo-bear.

Unless your quiet but have a RAGING temper, then he just sits on the side lines with popcorn and watches you verbally obliterate his bros.

Kinda just goes "OOH, GET BURNED" from the side lines and laughs. I love him. I'd die for him.

Dr. Prankenstein and his lovely assistant are here to brighten up moods so get ready to be whisked away from an angry older brother covered in orange paint.

But you guys are always doing different stuff together.

For example: you come over to hang out, but you spend the time reading a book or coloring and he's listening to music right next to you and then like 3 hours later you're like "Ok, I gotta go" and he's like "Ok, I'll walk you home" and they're like "???"

But it's so nice.

He's also really good at reading emotions so he can tell the difference between your content quietness and your sad quietness.

You guys color together and it's so cute and it's his favorite thing to do with you.

He'll go your pace tho if he begins to over whelm you.

He keeps your coloring book safe as fuck in his room, by the way. He wraps it in plastic and sets it ontop of his comic books. That's if you like to color.

If you're more of a gamer, he never plays your shared game without you. If he does, he feels terrible and apologizes like 20 times before quickly getting over it.

Is the kind of dude to clean his room to impress you and it lowkey scared his bros because they walk in and expect to trip but nah, it's really clean. New bed sheets and everything.

Is always asking for you to sleep over so he can see you in your cute pjs.

ASKS FOR MATCHING PJS I-

If you text him saying you had a nightmare, expect him to not respond because he's already coming over, give him 3 minutes. *taptap* he's here. Open the window.

That's probably when he confesses to be honest. Like he's holding you really tight and he's like "No one's gonna hurt you, not while I'm here" and it kinda spills out while he's comforting you or he whispers it against your forehead and leaves a soft kiss when you fall asleep.

Also, he either gets 2 hours of sleep or 12, but either way he's still a ball of energy. Please expect insomniac face times at 3:42 am.

Calls you because he loves your voice, even if it's soft and quiet.

Dumps compliments on you because it makes you blush and it only makes you cuter.

OH MY GOSH IF YOU GET SICK, HE'S NOW NURSE MIKEY AND HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

You guys come up with hand signals for if your social battery does or if your uncomfy, it's the cutest.

Has a habit of just... Holding your hand sometimes.

First kiss with you happens on accident. Mikey was dropping you off at your house and held your hands and gave you a kiss on the cheek and left like he didn't just make your entire night.

Brags about his first kiss being with you.

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This dude.

This absolute DUDE.

Oh my gosh.

Dude basically runs on solar power but it never stops.

He's always talking to you, even if you don't say alot back. He loves reading to you, talking to you- everything.

Flirty but in a cute, clumsy confident way.

Does not try to hide his crush but does get super embarrassed if he falls in front of you.

Like close to hiding in his shell kind of embarrassed.

So the guys take turns taking you home because if it was up to Mikey, he'd be gone for hours every time he went to drop you off. So when they get back, they're bombarded by Mikey asking if you mentioned him at all.

"Did he mention me?" "This garbage again?" "Raphie! It isn't garbage! I need to know!!" "*sigh*" "Did he mention my skin?? I worked extra hard to moisturize before he came over! My skin have never been this soft! Oh, what about my eyes??" "Mikey, baby bro, I love ya but please shuddup."

He's a chatter box, what can I say?

Anyway, he's good with reading people's emotions, he's just not focused on it very much.

Like he'll read the important ones: happy, sad, depressed, ect, ect. But he won't like notice if you have a crush on him.

He does, however, have a horribly written list of gifts you'd like for holidays/birthdays.

He's a huge gift giver.

Mikey'll hand you your gifts in private so you don't get all that unwanted attention on you.

He'd sweep you away from situations that end up making you uncomfortable. And I mean that. Like he'd literally sweep you away.

Like dudes got you over his shoulder and sprinting fast enough to bat Sonic the fuckin' Hedgehog.

But he sets you down gently enough to make your heart go budbudbudbudbud but quickly.

Oh my god, he's just always gentle with you.

Never, ever, ever raises his voice at you. Like he'd never yell at you. He goes struggle with volume control sometimes when he's excited, but if he's angry, he never yells at you.

And if he does want to scream he's like "excuse me, my dearest friend, for I am feeling strong amounts of rage. Let me go handle this, like a gentlemen, in the next room" and he leaves and you just hear him scream "fuCKINGFUCKWHOTHEFUCIAAAAAA"

And he comes back like nothing happened.

It's kinda scary, but ya know. Gotta get them feelings out somehow.

WATCH MOVIES WITH HIM WAIT.

Superhero movie marathons 24/7.

LOVES MARVEL AND DC EQUALLY.

You can tell his mood based on what he's watching!!

If he's having a slightly rough day, he watches marvel to brighten the mood (specifically Captain America or Thor Ragnorok because those are funny)

If he's having a great day, DC. Specifically the Dark Knight stuff. He loves the Joker in this and has definitely cosplayed him at least 2 times.

Mikey's the kind to keep spouting facts about what your walking all the time.

He cooks, obviously, (the others simply arne't allowed too) so he'd sit you down and make you a full fuckin' meal, right? And it's lowkey something he'd love to do. I can see him wanting to be a stay-at-home husband 🥺

His s/o works and he stays home and cleans, takes care of Klunk the sweet baby, waters the plants and makes them a hot meal and sets up their favorite things I-

I got off topic.

He's a great cook tho!!

Mikey's got so many talents: voice acting, cooking, hand-eye coordination. Dudes not the best at drawing tho. He can draw items better than people, so if he tries to draw you, please go easy on the criticism. He's trying.

He'd ask you out on a date, but it's like not that different than what you guys normally do, so he's in his apron and cooking but then he dims the lights and it's cute and he lite some candles.

SPEAKIN' OF DATES

He confesses to you when you guys are alone. And he's all awkward and cute and he's rubbing his hands together when they're not flailing as he talks.

And you're like "Ah yes. A cutie." because he is. Have you seen his face?

First kiss.

First kiss, oh my god.

Also on the first date. He's known you long enough at this point.

It's spontaneous as FUCK.

Like you're gushing about your favorite stuff and he's not even eating, just looking at you.

And you start apologizing for gushing but he's shaking his head and suddenly standing up, planting a hand firmly on the table.

And he just goes "Come'ere" and leans over, reaching out to cup the back if your neck and pulling you across the table and just kissing you. His hand moves down to your shoulder.

*ahem*

I got lost in thought, sorry.

Lowkey gets self-conscious of his green eyes sometimes. He feels like they blend in with his skin too much, but they're beautiful so.

[greyskyflowers]

One Piece: Modern AU with BDSM - Marco/Ace

A modern AU where Ace is new to the big city and gets sucked into going to a munch with Luffy, who apparently has been spreading his wings while Ace was away and damn way to go Luffy.

Ace immediately gets absorbed into the Whitebeard crew who are all veteran kinksters and have a big hand in helping with events, munches, and educational sessions. Let's add Smoker in there too because you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me this man would not rock the kink scene. Plus Smoker and Ace? C'mon, that's always a good pairing/friendship.

They end up loving this guy, he's so eager to learn and they happily take him under their wing.

And Ace gets all kinds of experience and attends all kinds of events. He's got some of the best people available for play sessions and trying things and answering questions

So he figures out the things he likes and the things he doesn't.

Finds some steady play partners and places to scene.

And just flourishes. Turns out he does really well when he has an outlet like this.

Luffy is thrilled that Ace is so happy here and making so many new friends. He knows his brother is in good hands and doesn't feel bad when he goes off on his own to find his own group. And what an odd group they are but Ace has only heard good things and they all love Luffy so he's content.

And I just want Ace sitting with Marco and bombarding him with questions and scenarios, eyes bright and hands waving. Talking about the experience he has had in the past, Marco telling him gently that maybe his last partner wasn't a good guy and didn't treat Ace right after hearing about it.

Which Ace knows. He does.

But...

Maybe he was actually the problem and not the other guy?

The choas of Marco immediately disagreeing and promising to teach Ace all the proper etiquette, safety, negotiations, and how to tell good partners from bad.

And somewhere between the coffee dates and late night munches

between hestitant fingers picking at rope and fire play

between trying things and liking things...

They fall in love.

Kinky love.

*Also I just love the idea of Marco being like I'm too old for this shit when his family ask him to meet this new guy but like.. look at this fucking kid. How the hell is Marco suppose to turn him down when he's this fucking cute? Not to mention way too trusting. He's seen Teach eyeing him and absolutely fucking not.

Because the age gap and experience gap between these two should be explored more and in great detail. Please.

[moon-spirit-yue]

Camp Choas

(See the description if you’re confused I put it under the Camp Chaos tag)

Part 4/5

‘I wouldn’t have left the womb if I knew it was going to be like this,’ Raya thought as she slowly woke up because of her god awful alarm. Raya was weeping at the thought of getting out of her bed. The poor girl sluggishly rose from her perfect bed and went to go get dressed. She collapsed on the couch where Sisu was already waiting for her.

“You ready for this superb day?” Sisu asked. Raya groaned in response. “So you are ready! Good to know Raya,” Sisu happily replied. “C’mon girl, time for me to drive you to camp and wait for the wondrous day that we are going to have,” the blue haired girl told her.

Raya was not looking forward to this day for many reasons. The biggest reason, however, was the fact that today's camp would be going on a bit longer than usual. Usually, on Thursday the campers would stay the full night at camp. Due to a certain incident this year, Camp Kumandra would only be holding camp a few hours longer than usual rather than spending the whole night over.

It’s definitely for the best that the camp isn’t doing the overnight stay because she would have absolutely tried to drop kick a child at some point.

Raya’s day was a blur of screaming six year olds and tensions rising between two of them. Oh, to be a first grader with beef. Those were the days for sure. After sending off the campers that weren’t spending the night, Raya made the long hike back up to her cabin. Raya was just glad that she had a bit of a break before she had to face anyone again.

Raya was munching on animal crackers when the cabin door swung open. Of course, it was Namaari that walked right in, apparently looking for something. Raya raised an eyebrow seeing the taller girl appear. Namaari looked rather shocked at seeing her in the cabin funnily enough.

“Hiding away from the rest of the world are we? Well I can assure you this won’t last long. I’m pretty sure those damned kids can smell fear,” Namaari told her. Raya surprised herself by letting out a hearty laugh. Who knew little miss Fang perfection could joke around. Raya would have to think about this later.

“Yeah well, I deserve this break. Besides, these crackers are literally to die for. I mean they are unnecessarily delicious. Do you wnat one?” Raya offered, holding out the open bag to Namaari. The taller girl was shocked, but managed to give Raya a slight smile and shake of her head. “I’m alright dep la, I already stole some of my camper’s snacks too. I’ll see you down at the pool, I just needed to grab the broom,“ Namaari told her she took the broom and walked off.

The overnight stay was pretty laid back even except for when it was time for a race. The object of the game was to get all the water from one bucket into another using a sponge. The first grade boys and girls were going against each other, and with much convincing, Raya and Namaari decided to join their respective teams.

(After all, it’s not like the campers though that Raya and Namaari would make an amazing couple so they’re trying to get the two to start dating)

It finally came to Namaari and Raya’s turn to hold the sponge and as soon as they got the squishy object in their hands, they were off at the speed of light. Nothing could stop them from completing their task.

Except for Raya’s clumsy streak.

Raya had a pretty bad habit of tripping over her feet every once in a while. This habit unfortunately decided to shine through during the race. As Raya was about to eat it, she tried to grab onto something to break her fall. Luckily or unluckily, depending on how one would look at things, Raya grabbed Namaari on her way down.

The two girls ended up in a rather compromising position with Raya pinning Namaari down, her hands caging Namari’s head. The taller girl now had her hands placed on Raya’s waste in her delayed attempt to steady her. For a moment, no one else existed. It was just Raya and Namaari, having a gay crisis. Of course, the children had to intervene.

“RAYA AND NAMAARI SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” the children yelled unanimously. Raya yelped and threw herself off of Namaari with a face redder than a tomato. “NO! There will be no kissing in any trees of any kind! Now who wants some candy?” Raya asked the kids in hopes of distracting them. Thankfully it worked and the kids went rushing for the sweet treats.

Raya sighed heavily before offering a hand for Namaari to take. While Namaari seemed rather reluctant to take the hand, she still grabbed Raya’s hand anyways. “Sorry about that. I didn’t mean to take you with me during my fall,” Raya jokes, trying to lighten the mood. Namaari simply gave her an unimpressed look. “Right...I’m going with the rest of the campers. You should get some ice for your knee,” Namaari told her. Raya was confused before realizing she did in fact scrape her knee. Namaari gave her look that could easily be taken as a glare as she marched off with younger kids.

As Raya finished cleaning her knee, she found herself questioning Namaari’s rather odd behaviour. Why did Namaari get so upset talking with Raya? After all, Raya did apologise. Maybe Namaari was overheating? Or all the time with the kids got to her? Oh well, now wasn’t the time to worry about this situation. Right now, Raya needed to take care of herself. She could figure out what’s bugging Namaari so much tomorrow.

Oh how Raya loved some good procrastination.

Taglist: @isitbussinjanelle

[zirkkun-uthcs]

Hi! Could I request Fresh slowly falling in love with his best friend that causes choas with him? Fluffy times skdjsjz (also bonus points if they always want to cuddle with his pet furbies)

I'm sure this is by no disappointment to you, anon, but I accidentally wrote a whole oneshot out of this prompt. Oops.

&&&

By default, Fresh has an inability to feel emotions properly, and even if they start to develop for any reason, his reactions towards them are... dangerous, at best. If for some lucky reason he doesn't attack or kill someone he starts to feel trust or care for, it'd be no surprise if he'd get very overprotective of them instead. Especially if they're chaos-causing buddies.

Fresh isn't close to many people and doesn't know many who think of him other than an object of fear an destruction. It's not like it bothers him all that much; he can't feel a whole lot to begin with. He instead just feeds off of it for entertainment. Watching other's emotions is pretty entertaining -- and if they only show fear around him, then he's gotta make the best of it. When life gives you lemons, right?

He's just got one friend, and thank the stars that you're just as willing to cause this absolutely unhinged chaos around the multiverse as he is. Not to mention that you're very interested in everything about him: his outfit choice, his true form, his hobbies, even all of his pet furbies that everyone else finds terrifying you're downright obsessed with. Well, now, he can't lose something as rare as this, right? No way in hell is he going to let the one person who will actually care about him slip away... even if he's now burdened with unnecessary feelings for them. Eh. It's whatever.

...unless?

The two of you are getting a bit too close now. He's constantly thinking about you. Fresh'll be trying to distract himself with the billionth attempt at sitting through a single episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and failing horribly because he can't get you out of his mind. Maybe sending thousands of low-quality memes to piss off Error will clear his head? Ah... Still no. But he did get a kick out of Error's enraged reply.

The next time he sees you, he's playing it cool, as usual, practically ignoring the fact that he's done nothing but think about you since the last time you two parted. What chaos is on the agenda today? Stealing a car, stealing some art, maybe killing a guy or 5, confessing your love to each other... wait, what, sorry, what was that last one? Fresh isn't exactly sure he heard you correctly. Did you really just tell him you loved him? That you were into him? Really? A multiverse-destroying parasite? And that's your choice of who to fall for? He's... Shocked, but not disappointed. He can't quite decipher his own emotions, but he definitely cares about you a lot, that's for sure. Might as well go with it.

What he didn't really understand was your desire for intimacy. Nothing much, just cuddling while watching TV, but he didn't understand why you'd want that. Not even just from the standpoint of he could definitely kill you at any second if he felt like it, though that was a valid reason not to get close to him as any; but rather just... the appeal of intimacy? He didn't really care one way or another -- or, so he said -- but definitely didn't understand why you'd want to cuddle in the first place. With anyone, frankly. Not just him. And still, he went along with it -- 'cause it was you, right? Sometimes he wonders if he spoils ya too much.

You'd picked out Titanic to watch, explaining how it was an iconic movie from the 90's as much as the rest of Fresh's collected TV shows and outfits. Within seconds before it started, you had already curled yourself up next to him, leaning your head against his shoulder. Fresh was, although genuinely aware this was going to happen, genuinely still unprepared for it to happen. What does he do from here? Hug? Just accept it? Try to do the same thing back? He lost all interest during the beginning part of the movie purely because he was so intently focused on you leaning against his arm.

Your attention was grabbed once skeletal fingertips were pressed against your scalp, combing through your hair as gently as possible. Fresh, normally taking the bodies of skeletons for convenience, was not exactly used to hair and flesh. Frankly, it fascinated him a bit. It was soft. Very soft. And so squishy and fluid compared to the rigid bones he had.

Maybe this whole "dealing with emotions" wouldn't be so bad. Well. That's not true. He's just making an exception.

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

Good evening I’m currently crying about the Cullen Family dynamic I have concocted in my head.

- Carlisle and Jasper sitting down together to better educate their old asses on the social conducts / normalities today.

- Esme and Rosalie taking nature walks together and just talking. Mother - Daughter day. Sometimes, if she wants, Alice joins them.

- Emmett fully starting all out battles be it Nerf, snowball or water balloons early in the morning and all of them throw caution to the wind and join in. It usually ends in couple v couple with Edward off to the side in a huff until Bella joins and fuckin obliterates every single one of them.

- Jasper, Emmett and Edward (when he’s not being so annoying) embrace their brotherly relationship. They wrestle, argue, throw things and fight but it’s usually all in good fun. Until Eddie gets pissy then it’s real.

- Carlisle bonds with the kids when they are turned and makes it a point to do it as often as he can after. With Bella, he sits and discusses Literature for hours, with Alice they discuss her visions and he helps her delve into her past, Emmett (don’t tell Esme) he helps him Scheme, Jasper ^^^^, Edward they barely talk now that Bella is in the picture but when they do they could be up there for hours talking about whatever. He tried with Rosalie but she scares him.

- Esme makes it a point to spend time with the kids too. She and Emmett discuss their farm lives and debate over easier methods, Alice tries to style her differently every summer, Bella and her cook, Jasper usually prattles on for hours about horses and whatnot and Esme smiles patiently unwilling to tell him her farm was a vegetable one and not animal. Sometimes he just wants to be near her because she had the Best Vibes , Rose and her bond over their trauma at first but it slowly morphs into idle chatter about nothing. Edward, in my head, clings onto Esme more than anyone thinks because she reminds him of Elizabeth and usually is just around her while Esme is busting herself with design or painting.

- They honour Esme’s Jewish heritage along with Carlisle’s Anglican beliefs every December and have a mix of the two holidays. Rosalie, Bella and Alice spends hours every November making a menorah for Esme from scratch whereas Emmett, Jasper and Edward tackle the Christmas decorations. Emmett is on light duty. Alice spends hundreds of dollars buying matching clothes and pyjamas for all the Cullens.

- Esme and Bella spends hours in the kitchen whipping up Christmas and Thanksgiving dinner for the pack. Esme also makes various meals for Bella to take to Charlie while they still lived in forks.

- Whenever Carlisle decides to scold one of the children for one stupid stunt or other someone is guaranteed to bite back “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”

- Emmett calls Esme “Momma” and Carlisle “Pops”. He’s the only one who refers to them that way. But Renesmee called them Nana and Poppy.

- She has nicknames for everyone. Rose is Rosey, Jasper is Jassy, Alice is Alley Cat (Alice thought of it herself and was so proud she tried to get every one to use it. Nobody does) Emmett is Emmy. Bella is simply Mom and Edward is Dad.

- Edward is fucking nice to Rosalie in my head and they have a tradition every December to personalise baubles for the other. 2008 had Rosalie make “Listen to Rosalie next time” whereas Edward made one that stated “you were right”

- Fun Fact! Vampires can smoke weed and drink alcohol in my head. Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper definitely were/ probably still are smokers. Alice claims it helps her ignore visions when she doesn't feel up to it, Jasper says it helps ignore the emotions emitted by everyone. As soon as he heard that, Edward jumped on the bandwagon and immediately regretted it.

- They can also drink. One bottle of alchohol and they’re all bladdered. The venom sobers them up quickly but hell if Emmett doesn’t make it hard.

- Jasper and Emmett started a weed farm and did in fact start dealing at their school. Once Esme caught wind, however, all hell broke loose because. "You're hundreds of years old Jasper, you should know better!" "What about Emmett" "HE'S EMMETT"

- The Cullens are forced once a month by Esme to have a game night. Not monopoly though, she's still mad over the fact they had to move from Boston because Rose threw Jasper out of the window.

- Alice in retaliation makes them all have a movie night once a month. Once they had a vampire marathon. They put on Dracula, Interview with a vampire, Hotel Transylvania for Nessie and finally They binged Buffy the Vampire slayer. After the first five episodes, Carlisle almost spontaneously combusts and Edward convinces himself that somehow Angel was modelled after him. Bella threw the TV out of the window.

- Renesmee once suggested a huge game of hide n seek. Her and Jacob (who did NOT FUXKING IMPRINT THANK YOU) were the seekers. She found Carlisle and Esme after a few minutes, her parents after 10, Rosalie an hour later, Alice they didn’t find for a week, Jasper was about two weeks and they still hadn’t found Emmett after a month. He convinced Seth to go with him so Alice couldn’t cheat and they each phone at least once a day. He just giggles and hangs up.

- Rose eventually snaps and she and Leah (look I feel she’d get along best with Rose idk why) head out to find him. She comes back a day later with a sheepish and petulant Emmett behind her.

- Edward has written piano pieces for every woman in the coven. Esme actually has about 20 because Edward’s indecisive ass couldn’t sit still when it was the three of them but she’s memorised them all and hums a tune or two when she’s painting. Rose has 5 because he found his music calmed her in the early days, Alice has two and Bella + Nessie have just the one. Edward cries daily about it.

- Emmett was the one who instigated Mothers/Fathers day. He asked Rose and EmoFuck one day what they did for them and Edward had a panic attack while Rose zoomed out the house to go get Esme a bunch of flowers. They celebrated it ever since.

- Bella + Alice + Emmett blasting “Am I a Man or am I a Muppet” on repeat both out loud and in their heads just to fuck with Edward.

- When hunting, Esme has a tendency to climb a tree and just sit and wait for her husband to walk past. As soon as he’s in her eyesight she ‘falls’ onto him/next to him. She fake breaks her leg and he reverts into Doctor Cullen. The coven in absolutely mortified by this and the two love it. They embrace their embarrassing parents act willingly.

- The Cullens have a naughty corner. The two most frequent users are the Choas triplets; Alice, Emmett and Bella. Carlisle has been put in the corner multiple by Esme for his own stunts- such as turning Rosalie for Edward- and once Esme was put in the corner by Carlisle. They won’t disclose what she did but the next time they were all together in town, a group of Drag Queens came up to Esme and asked where she got her body glitter from.

- The Cullens learning from their past mistakes with the Werewolves and being godsends to the communities they live in. Esme baking and cooking food and donating the lot of it, Rosalie helping out at preschools and kindergartens and being called “Miss Rosie” by half the kids, Bella tutoring students in English, Alice donating clothes to women’s shelters, Edward giving music lessons, Carlisle donating money to those in need. Emmett being that guy who protects all the women from creeps, Jasper helping the quiet kids out with confidence boosts, Renesmee just being an all round kind person and the one who can make friends anywhere.

- When they leave Forks for the last Time, Carlisle donates a huge check to the Tribe with a letter giving gratitude and apologising for everything. Billy cried and Sue had to take the cheque and spread it amongst the tribe.

- Jacob continued phasing for the next 20 years, he regularly takes trips to wherever the Cullens are living to visit Bella and Ness. Whenever it happens, Alice buys him a whole suitcase full of shorts and jeans, Esme bounces of the walls in excitement, Emmett loses his shit and Bella is insufferable but they don’t seen Rosalie or Edward of a day for however long he stays. He eventually stops phasing when Billy passes.

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admit one | yoongi

pairing: yoongi x female reader

genre: fluff

au: strangers to lovers??? slice of life?

raiting: pg

word count: 1264

warnings: none

a/n: this is my second drabble from @bangtan-dreamland’s Drinks & Drabbles Game! Here’s the original post –> here! a lot of authors are participating in this event so go check them out! 

anon requested:  Yoongi + Hot choco :)

thank you so much for requesting Heathie! I hope you enjoy this fluff. it’s the last fluff you’ll be gettin from me hehehehe

The brisk cool air fights its way through every crevice in your two-sizes-too-big olive green overcoat as you desperately attempt to walk faster towards the movie theater. Your shoulders are hunched so high they’re almost touching your ears as you try to maintain your body heat. Who’s wise idea was it to make any plans that involved stepping outside in late winter? You just hope the movie theater lobby is warm.

The sun has long since laid to rest upon the horizon and, finally, you’re standing under the cheap yellow lights that display the current showings. The line isn’t too long, thank goodness, so you’ll only have to stand outside just a little bit longer before you can get the feeling back in your fingertips and nose.

As you wait in line, you can’t help but feel awkward standing there alone, the people around you freely chatting with their family members and friends or their dates. It shouldn’t worry you too much, you know that deep down, but standing alone in a crowd of people has always left you feeling out of place. Thankfully, your friends shouldn’t be too long now. 

Ten minutes go by and it’s finally your turn to purchase a ticket at the booth. Before approaching the teller, you take one last hopeful look behind you, but all you see are unfamiliar faces.

You can’t help the droop of your shoulders as you trudge your feet across the pavement, mumbling a pathetic, “One ticket please,” as you stare at your beat up sneakers.

“Sure! For which movie?”

You wince and shut your eyes for a moment, mentally cursing yourself for not preparing this while you had all that time in line. Your friends specifically said they would pick the movie, as per tradition in the group where one person chooses a movie and the rest follow along like a herd of sheep following its shepherd. It’s supposed to be Choa’s turn tonight.

“I-uh, uhm,” you take a deep breath only to lose it in a millisecond as you look up at the man standing behind the counter. He’s absolutely gorgeous and appears to be close to your age. Blonde hair has never looked so good on a man, especially contrasted against the drag grey background of the booth along with his black polo. He has a soft, kind smile that tweaks just a bit larger as he takes his pointer finger to casually push back his black framed glasses back into place.

Seeing your flustered reaction, he moves his microphone away from his mouth and leans in closer to the window, his body weight supported by the counter. “Are you okay?” Sincere worry sparkles in his golden brown eyes, glistening through the lens of his glasses.

Something about his demeanor and tone of voice calms you and you’re able to swallow back the lump of anxiety that was caught in your throat. Your shoulders relax and you shyly admit, “I was supposed to meet my friends here. They were going to pick out the movie. But I don’t think they’re going to show up.” Normally, this would be the part where you would flinch as someone laughs at you or calls you a freak for being stood up by your supposed friends. Instead, that kindness remains in the man’s eyes. It doesn’t even waver for a second.

“You do not seem like the kind of girl that would get stood up, let alone by people who are calling themselves your friends.” He turns around to look at the screen displaying the movie titles and showing times. The muscles in his back and shoulders shift as he readjusts his weight, those muscles now tightening in all the best ways as his finger points to the screen. And that’s when you see the light reflect off of something on his shirt. It’s a name tag. And it reads ‘Yoongi’. You mouth the name silently to yourself and smile, nearly drifting into dreamland as he’s naming off different movies to you. The only thing that brought you back to reality was someone bumping into your back as they walked past you.

“Any of them sound appealing to you?” He asked, turning back to you.

Well, something definitely looks appealing to you right now.

“I’m not sure,” you chuckle softly, “do you...have any personal recommendations?” 

Yoongi, you hope that’s his real name and not someone else’s name tag he’s borrowing, looks to his left and right before leaning in close to the cheap glass separating you two from one another.

“There’s actually this feel-good rom-com that just came out the other day. People have been saying it’s really good.” He pauses and looks away from you, puffing out his cheeks as they start to turn a light shade of pink and using his pointer finger to draw invisible shapes onto the counter. “Would you...maybe....want to wait another fifteen minutes? That’s when my shift is over and it’s right before the 9’oclock showing. So I could go with you-if you want! I wouldn’t want you sitting all alone and bummed out in a movie theater. Unless! That’s what you want!”

Your cheeks hurt from how much you’re trying to suppress what has to be the biggest smile you’ve ever displayed on your face. You watch the cute boy stammer and steal glances at you as he continues to babble on about who even knows what at this point. A boy has never flirted with you like this before. At least, you hope he’s flirting.

“I wouldn’t mind waiting at all.” Your body naturally sways back and forth with the wind, but this time, you don’t feel cold at all.

The line behind you has completely dispersed and the other teller signals at Yoongi to let him know she will be taking her break before he’s off for the night.

“Here, I’ll sneak you in so you can get warm.” He ushers you towards the side of the building where an outside door resides.

For the next fifteen minutes you get to know your date. And yes, right away he asked if it was alright with you if he could upgrade his movie theatre companion role to the role as your date for the night. How could you not agree? You sat in the corner of the booth, perfectly out of sight to any approaching customers, watching as Yoongi smiled at every single person while wishing them an enjoyable night. As soon as the customers left, his attention immediately went back to you.

All too soon, his coworker comes back, not even glancing at you as you remained huddled in the corner. Yoongi laughs and turns to you, his smile widening.

“Time to clock out!” He jumps off his stool and stretches his hand out to help you stand. His skin is soft against your hand and you marvel at the warmth that overcomes your fingertips as he perfectly rotates his hand to interlock his fingers with yours. Smooth.

Yoongi doesn’t let go of your hand as he manually types in his employee number into the time clock. As he’s doing this, your phone vibrates in your coat pocket. You take it out and see over fifteen messages from your friends that you were supposed to meet tonight:

[Choa: Y/n? Where are you?]

[Hoseok: You were supposed to be here twenty minutes ago...are you coming?] 

[Minhyuk: Sowon you remembered to tell her which movie theatre we were going to right? That we’re not meeting at our usual spot downtown?]

[Sowon: ….crap]

© all rights reserved. do not copy, modify, translate, or repost. Jintobean 06/07/20

[moostaronce]

Misbehavior [M]

Request: hello! can i request a smut scenario with aoa’s choa and female reader? choa is a dom/mommy and is orgasm denying(?) the reader at dinner bc she misbehaved all day. idk if u u write for aoa or take requests of this nature but if not, u can replace choa with solji or tone down the request 😅😅

A/N: This went without proofreading cause I didn’t wanna. The only reason I’m not using Choa like you originally requested is just because I no longer know AOA like I used to a few years ago. It probs doesn’t have much to do with this kind of request but I like to have a good grip on the members personalities and habits for the groups I write for. I can do Solji though. I hope you like it, if it’s trash I’m sorry. <3

It wasn’t noon before you had over stepped in reference to her patience for the day. Solji wasn’t just your partner but your dom as well. Though sometimes she felt like you forgot who you were dealing with. Before lunch you had managed to disobey everything she said to you and it was pissing her off. It was like you wanted to be punished, but knowing you that was a good possibility. 

If a punishment is what you were after then a punishment is exactly what you were going to get, but you were going to get it on her time. 

A few hours later you found yourself taking way too long to get ready as Solji sat in the living room calmly with her legs crossed, watching you scramble around. She checks the wall clock to find that you would both be at least five minutes late meeting her members for dinner. You know that Solji likes to be punctual for these types of dinners and yet you were still not fully dressed yet.

Once you were finally ready you stood by the door with anticipation. Solji couldn’t help the smile growing on her face as she saw how excited you were to go out to dinner with her. Unfortunately for you that excitement wasn’t going to prevent your punishment from happening tonight. Not by a long shot.

You only made it past ordering the appetizer before you felt the familiar sensation of Solji gently scratching your inner thigh with her perfectly manicured nails. The feeling always sent a deep shiver down your spine and this moment was no exception. If anyone else at the table notices how your entire being tenses up, they don’t mention it.

You make an attempt to remove her hand until she grips you where she was scratching firmly in warning. When you glance over at her she isn’t paying you any attention. Contrary to her actions under the table, Solji seems fully invested in Heeyeon’s excited description of a new drama she was cast in as the lead.

Under normal circumstances this would be a refreshing moment. Junghwa and Hyelin laughing loudly together while Hyojin tries to quiet them down a little. It would be a moment of purity amongst friends. Yet here you are with a pool of heat slowly rising in your lower lower abdomen, and your girlfriend’s hand moving painfully slowly towards your core. 

This wasn’t completely shocking though. You had been misbehaving all day with the hopes of receiving a punishment tonight, but you thought she would at least wait until you two could be alone. 

Before you can fully register it, a small gasp rips through you when Solji’s fingers slide along your folds through your panties. At this point it is very clear to the both of you just how wet you had gotten. A small glance at her proved to be a poor decision because the small smirk on her face tells you everything you need to know.

Solji wastes little to no time working you up. Alternating between rubbing slow circles on your clit to inserting and pumping two long fingers at a slow steady pace. A slow buildup until your walls tighten around her and she pulls out immediately, eliciting a rather loud whimper from you. Lucky for you, the other girls are so loud it goes unnoticed. Your eyes find Solji’s as she puts her fingers in her mouth with a cheshire grin before she continues to eat. 

Over and over again until the bill comes you endure the same torture. A slow steady build up that only leads to disappointment. After the bill is paid you all go your separate ways and as soon as you reach the car you begin to whine. 

“Absolutely not. You will go the rest of the night without a release and maybe tomorrow. I haven’t quite decided yet.” There was a finality in her voice that sent chills down your spine for probably the hundredth time tonight. Your legs involuntarily rub together and you feel like your about to cry from how frustrated the constant orgasm denial throughout the night has left you.

“But I’m sorry! I’ll behave I swear it.“ It came out as a plea. At this point you would beg as much as she wants however she wants. She won’t budge. It does turn her on to see you so willing to submit, especially after your display the entire day. Solji looks at you and firmly grips you by the neck at she speaks lowly directly in your ear. 

“Let me make it clear that I am now and have always been the one in charge here. Do not forget who I am or what I am to you. You’ve been bad all day and now you will take your punishment whether you like it or not. Do we understand one another?“ 

Her tone is dark and intense. It serves to intimidate you and somehow make you want her even more, but she was right. You were her sub before you were her girlfriend and that didn’t stop after you became official. So you decided to accept your fate. Her mind was clearly made up and if you push her buttons you know full well that she will leave you untouched for at least a month. So you wait. Solji was merciful more often than not, she would surely change her mind by the end of the night. Right?

[ogcassiopeia]

M+M’s Top 10 Kpop Songs of 2020

NOTE: Please remember these choices are only my opinions and I am not exactly a professional music critic. If you disagree with me that is perfectly okay,  I only make these lists for fun and entertainment purposes.

10. Not Shy – ITZY

This song is so fun, boppy and sassy! It’s my favorite song that Itzy has put out thus far, and I feel they looked and sounded super confident on this track, telling us how they will get what they want and aren’t afraid to ask for it. I was dancing to this track all through the summer months and I think I will keep it on rotation even heading into 2021.

9. Sukhumvit Swimming – ONF

This is the only song I have ever listened to by ONF but I absolutely adore it. I adore it even though when the members sing ‘sukhumvit’ it sounds like they are saying, ‘stupid’.  It just comes out “I’m like a stupid swimming!” and I can’t help but cringe…but for some reason I can forgive that because the hook is just so damn ear-wormy and delicious.

8. Love Killa – Monsta X

 I am a sucker for a dark concept…we all know this by now. This song is pure badass, choas energy reigned in only by a dark, deep bass and hard-hitting, punchy lyrics. Love Killa is smooth and seductive while being intimidating and dangerous. Monsta X also rocked their form fitting suits and blood red lips in the music video (emulating popular thriller movies) while dancing in an imitation of a dirty, back-room bar brawl.

7. Home – YEZI

Gorgeous, ethereal and emotion filled, YEZI belts out incredible notes throughout the final chorus of this song about how when you love someone, they become your safe space. The mixing on the EDM back track can get a bit muddled in spots, but overall it’s a lovely song that I’ve been listening to repeatedly since it’s debut.

6. All That Love – Shim Changmin (MAX)

It’s my forever bias, hitting me again with his incredible songwriting ability and this sweater-warm song. Changmin once again reminds me of how mellow he can make his voice if he feels it suits the song, as he does get to hit some impressive notes but he never gets too loud or screechy…just sits perfectly in this melodic middle-ground. This song should have been more popular…newer kpop fans keep sleeping on TVXQ, Changmin and Yunho and it frustrates me to no end.

5. LA DI DA – Everglow

If you had spoken to me last year, I would have told you I hated Everglow. I found their previous tracks to be lacking in imagination, creativity and uniqueness so I just skipped them if they came up on Spotify. So it was a surprise to me when I listened to LA DI DA and immediately fell in love. It’s 80s synth heavy, hitting you smack in the face with retrowave/synthwave techno beats and an earworm chorus that you just can’t help but feel like your listening to the opening of some fantastical 1985 sci-fi movie.

4. Scream/BOCA – Dreamcatcher

I couldn’t chose between these two bangers which one I liked more, so I added them both at #4. Dreamcatcher has become my favorite kpop girl group of all time and it’s been a slow climb to the top of my list, but it’s a well-deserved spot for them. I came into Kpop AFTER jpop and jrock, and so Dreamcatcher’s sound and influence is like home for me. I adore the horror concept and their various takes on it, the members’ chemistry is palpable and distinct, and they actually seem to LOVE what they do and how they do it. I believe Dreamcatcher LOVES being the group they are and it’s so refreshing to see this kind of positivity and friendship in kpop….its not exactly the reality in most regards, ya know. Scream and BOCA were both hard hitting and wonderfully different in a kpop genre that’s getting a little stifled with same-y sounding releases. I hope Dreamcatcher continues to find success and produce bops, because I definitely don’t want to say goodbye to these 7 girls anytime soon.

3. Pporappippam – SUNMI

It’s 80s synthwave inspired and I love it. I love it so fucking much. You should all know by now that I am a sucker for this kind of sound. I am nothing if not consistent. Sunmi is pure perfection on this track, stunningly melodic over a low thumping synth beat that makes me want to drive down a desert road at sunset in the middle of summer. Sunmi never disappoints in her efforts to be a solo artist who can only deliver bops of the highest caliber.

2. A Song Written Easily – ONEUS

 Before this song’s release I couldn’t have cared less about this newbie kpop group and their following releases haven’t caught my attention either…but this song….this song just hits different. I do not know if it is because this song just sounds incredibly nostalgic for me or what? It takes me back to the early years of kpop, specifically 2002-2009, in it’s overall sound and presentation. Its melody sounds like a lullaby and it rolls through the song like sparks of sunshine on a wave lapping at the shore of a quiet beach. It’s perfection to me and I’ve listened to it way too many times for it to be okay LOL.

1.Lie – Shim Changmin (MAX) feat Chungha

YES. YES YES YES. 1000X YES. This song has been played so much during this year that if it had been on Spotify it would have been my #1 song. (SM WHY HAVEN’T YOU UPLOADED CHANGMIN’S SOLO ALBUM AGAIN TO SPOTIFY…ANSWER ME THIS?!) Changmin’s entire solo album, “Chocolate” was the best surprise I got this year and the fact that this album had no bad songs, nothing skippable, was such a fucking feat. This song especially hit me like a load of melodic bricks to the face. IT’S FUCKING GORGEOUS! Changmin and Chungha’s vocals go so well together, the beat is repetitive like a heart beat and the lyrics speak to the confused feelings one can have when a relationship is near it’s end.  It’s sweet, it’s smooth and when Changmin reigns in his powerful vocals and just…croons….I can’t help but swoon. Changmin can sound like Adam Lambert in one song and them come off like Michael Buble in a another and it’s one of the reasons I adore his wide vocal range. I cannot believe that this album and this song were never appreciated enough this year.

 Honorable Mentions:

I Can’t Stop Me – TWICE, Pit a Pat – XIA, Girls – NATURE, Can’t You See Me and Run Away – TXT, Cassette – DEMIAN, LALALILALA – APRIL, PLAY – Chungha, Don’t Touch Me – Refund Sisters, Boy – Treasure, Zombie – DAY6, Dumhdurum – APINK

[0itmelex0]

At a party + Art and KK for the places to kiss prompt?

omfg this entire friend group is just choas and somehow manage to be worse when drunk

They were all thankful that Echo's parents let them all spend the weekend away at the Foley residency on the mainland for Echo's birthday. With everything that was going on, they just needed a weekend to forget about it all and enjoy their last summer before they would all potentially go separate ways in life. What's an easier way to forget than get wasted? Echo's parents were kind enough to stock up the house with beers and White Claws for them, none of the other parents needed know.

"So a movie, yeah?" Bells went to turn to the group, she ended up having to catch herself on the wall. "Fuck," she muttered.

"Absolutely! Wait, there's an in-home theater, right, Echo? There has to be an in-home theater," KK giggled as they opened the sliding glass door while dealing with Art who had her arms around their shoulders and her chin rested in the crook of their neck.

"Of course there is. My parents love watching movies so much that they had one built in the house," Echo grabbed a towel and began drying off, being a little gentle around his scars from top surgery that he had done a couple months back. "And hey, dumbasses, make sure you dry off before you get too far in the house. Don't want anybody falling like wet noodle legs over there," he gestured towards Bells before putting on his hearing aid for his left ear.

"Fuck off, Hopper!" Bells flipped Echo off while still trying to gather herself.

He smiled and blew her a kiss, "Love you too."

The group dried off the best they could in their swimsuits and proceeded into the decorated house, some stumbling, and made their way through to the theater room in the basement.

“So, what mov- movie we thinkin’?” Thorne hiccuped, scrunching his nose for a few moments when the hiccup hurt a bit.

Tana was clutching onto Thorne as they walked down the stairs. She slurred, “Hooow about. . . how ‘bout Back to the Future, hm? That’d be sooo fun.”

“Yes! Oh me gosh, yes! That would be so much fun!” KK clapped their hands. “Wait! What about popcorn? If we’re watching a movie, we have to have popcorn! Arty, come with me! We’re going to make popcorn!”

“You know I’m going with you anywhere, baby,” Art smiled. She stood in front off KK before pulling them on her back.

KK yelped, wrapping their legs around Art’s torso and clutched onto her shoulders, “Arty!” they laughed.

“To the kitchen!” Art pointed up the stairs before running up with KK on her back.

The two laughed the whole way up while chaos ensued in the basement with nonsense, mostly from Kyle as he began blabbering on with something. Art sat KK down on the counter before rummaging through the cupboards and finding a bag of kernels and oil. Within moments, oil was poured into the largest pot to be found and a kernel was tossed into the oil.

“KK!” Art exclaimed as she turned towards her partner.

KK raised an eyebrow as they were finishing off a piece of breadstick from the pizza place the group ordered from for the birthday party, “What?” they slowly chewed and swallowed the breadstick.

“We’re about to have popcorn!” Art stood between KK’s legs and kept her hands rested on the counter.

“The popcorn is for the movie, Art. This is just a little snackie before the movie. Besides you know how good the breadsticks are from that place!” KK finished off the rest of the breadstick and giggled.

“True true. . .” Art kissed them on the nose before laying her head on their leg, occasionally giving them a kiss and a soft bite on thigh.

They wrapped their legs around her torso and grabbed her face. They quietly laughed as they pulled it up to theirs.

Art smiled in the slow, tender, and deep kiss while KK held her face. Her fingers danced up their spine until it reached the base of their skull, where Art let her hand firmly be placed. Resting one hand on their thigh, Art leaned into the kiss. Both of them tasted of beer and White Claws with a touch of the dinner they had earlier. Neither of them cared about the odd mix, they were too in the moment and too drunk to care.

“Why are you giggling so much?” Art murmured.

“I don’t know,” KK continued their small fit of laughter within the kiss. “Now shut it and keep kissing me.”

“Don’t have to tell me twice,” she smirked and leaned against KK, chewing on their lip for a moment. Art kept her hand firm on their thigh before laying them down on their back and practically crawling onto the countertop. She kissed up their stomach before meeting their lips again.

The sound of popcorn kernel popping was what managed to take them out of the moment.

“Fuck,” Art sighed before pulling away and got off the counter. “We can continue this another time.”

KK sat back up and chewed on their lip, their cheeks warmed. Their legs swung on the edge of the counter while they watched Art pour the kernels into the pot and covering it with a lid. After a few moments, they slid off the counter and wrapped their arms around Art from behind, “I’ll head back down, make sure that they won’t start the movie without us.” Giving her a quick kiss on the neck, about as high as they could reach from behind, they turned and headed back to the basement.

“Can you imagine taking the DeLorean back as far in time to like. . . the dinosaurs?” Kyle sat on the edge of the couch, sipping from a beer. “And then. . . like if it was also a mix with the Millennium Falcon to be able to travel at the speed of light but also be able to keep an eye on Earth. Could legit like. . . see the start of Earth, y’know?”

“Kyle—” Thorne hiccuped. “That shit wouldn’t work. The Earth— the Earth is way too old to be able to do it during the dinosaur age. You’re talk— talking nonsense. Doubt there’s a point you could go and survive being on Earth for a second.”

“No! It’d absolutely work! It’d be sooo epic! You just don’t have enough faith,” Kyle crossed his arms and turned away from Thorne, giving a little hmph as he turned.

“He done?” Echo signed to Bells. He sighed in relief as she nodded before turning on his hearing aid back on. “Okay, dumbfucks, we ready to start movie?”

“Wait. . . we’re gonna watch a movie? What movie we watching?” Tana raised an eyebrow, slowly blinking.

“I have returned!” Art’s feet hit the staircase hard, almost echoing off the walls. Four large bowls of popcorn were balanced in her arms. “I bear fruits in the shape and delicious taste of popcorn covered in yummy salt and melted butter!”

“Did you bring ranch powder to sprinkle on the popcorn?” Bells turned towards Art.

“Of course!” Art handed KK a bowl of popcorn and grabbed the container of ranch powder that was rested in her swimming top and threw it at Bells.

“Ow!” Bells shook her hand as the container hit her hard on the knuckles.

“Now, my friends!” Art began passing out the last three bowls for the group to share. “Enjoy my popcorn fruit while we watch this movie!”

“Let’s start!” Echo pressed play.

The whole group sat down on the big couch in front of the small theater. They munched down on popcorn, drank some beer, and watched a movie to close out the night. Totally not because they all passed out by the end of it,

Just like how Art and KK totally didn’t share a few heated kisses throughout the rest of the night.

[clownhara]

I've been following you for a while but I dont know all that much about your OCs so how about a big resume of them all?? :DDD

I haven't really posted much about them on this account until recently so that doesn't really suprise me 😅 but yeah I absolutely can! Warning though this is going to be unbelievably long

I guess I should start off with Zensuke because he is THE gay purple cat. I named this blog after this guy. I made him when I was probably like 12-13 or around there so he had all the things you'd expect a repressed edgy kid's of to have. He was basically a demon who managed to get out of thier world's equivalent of hell and instead of doing anything evil he just made cake and got married to the guard who was supposed to kill him. I don't really do much with him anymore but I still love him very much.

Corbinian is probably the character I talk most about and he's the one I edit to fit into different worlds the most. He was a normal doctor but he got his memory wiped by robots and ended up working as an executioner for the robotic mafia, but eventually got caught and had to hide out in Lobotomy (he was originally a Lobotomy Corp oc) where he discovered he can extract abnormality dna and with some altering the dna can be injected into humans causing a variety of different mutations and effects. He's usually very heartless and manipulative, but does have a soft spot, usually for anxious, soft spoken people, who subconsciously remind him of his brother (who is a friends if so I can't really get into him). He also was given a variety of nicknames by the higher ups, like Corb, Corn chip, Corb on the Orb, or just Corn. Je

Corble is the result of Corb trying out human cloning. He has the same general appearance as Corbinian, but with purple hair (hence the name, because he's porble corb) that's styled differently. Since the experiment was technically a failure Corb was going to kill him, but Corble was really sweet and innocent and Corb basically went "well great guess I adopted my clone then". Corb stopped messing with cloning but adores Corble.

Might as well get all of my Lobotomy ocs out of the way. Oliver is the first Lobotomy oc I ever made, which is funny because I may or may not constantly forget that he exists. Oliver is basically a five year old kid in an adults body, and I mean that literally, because his parents basically locked him in a room and ignored him so his mental age is basically that of a kids. He's very mischievous and loves pulling pranks on people, most of which are harmless. Unless it's Corb, whom Oliver gates with a passion. Then it's thinly veiled murder attempts disgusted as pranks. He loves Fairy tales, and only works with fairy tale abnormalities because he panics with any other kind. Only one person in the entire facility can even put up with him, and that's Mabel.

Mabel is trans lesbian who can find the good in almost anyone. She's optimistic, bubbly, and has a great sense of humor. She tends to get really flustered around women though. Is it obvious I kinda projected onto her a bit? Because I did. If she wasn't in Lobotomy she'd definitely be a streamer. I'm just now realizing I basically made snapcube before I knew who that was. Whoops.

Up next is Adam! Adam is quiet, nervous, and honestly just prefers to not be noticed. Their ability to almost seamlessly blend into thier surroundings is astounding. Most people (me included) tend to just forget they exist. Which honestly is funny because they end up dating the loudest, most cocky person in the entire facility. Adam loves horror movies and spicy food.

Kieth is the loudest, most cocky person in the entire facility. He's the adopted son of a sephirah and the leader of the Rabbit team so that much is unavoidable. He's quick to anger, blunt, and tends to underestimate other people. However, he's also loyal to a fault, and willing to back his friends up no matter what. He feels like his mom's are expecting him to live up to expectations that he can't (and that they don't have but he doesn't realize that), so he's constantly throwing himself in harm's way to desperately try to prove to them that they made a good investment by adopting him or die trying. His two passions in life are collecting weapons and tending to rabbits, two of which he managed to train to sit on his shoulders and attack people. Despite being total opposites he loves Adam very much and will endure any horror movie with them, even if he's a huge scaredy cat.

Damien doesn't gave that much development, unfortunately. He came from a very religious household, moved out, and frequently gets possessed by an abnormality who makes him act like a cryptid. Totally normal stuff. He also went to law school.

Zephyr is a very, very serious individual. They've got a completely monotone color palette, speak either in short, blunt sentences or long, fanciful paragraphs with no in between, and tend to come off as cold and stiff. They're completely devoted to work, which is how they managed to become a captain. Despite this, they're very kind and caring, but unfortunately rarely get to show that side of themselves unless it's with Jamison, thier partner, both in crime and in the romantic sense. They also have a love/hate relationship with Owen, basically openly hating his guts but also enjoys thier banter and would hate if anything genuinely awful happened to them or his family.

Jamison is the complete opposite of Zephyr. He's an open book, very colorful, and tends to slack of when Zephyr isn't looking. Not on purpose, he just tends to get distracted most of the time. He's quite popular because he's very cheerful, which is rare in the higher ranks of Lobotomy. He'd absolutely die for Zephyr, and us usually the one who patches thier wounds. He really doesn't like Owen and thinks thier a pain in the ass, but keeps that to himself most of the time.

Owen is..... Interesting. I kinda went buck wild with him not gonna lie. He's one of the oldest son's of the God of Nightmares and Fire, an absolute agent of choas, and a campy fashion nightmare. But... I love them. They're both unbelievably obnoxious and also very caring. He's the kind of character you'd love but also hate at the same time. He also ended up becoming the God of Death in one timeline. If he wasn't God they'd probably run makeup guru/cursed amsr YouTube channel. Honestly he'd still run those as a God though. Also gender is a toy store and Owen is a kid who broke in after dark and is running along pushing all of the assorted genders into a cart while laughing maniacally (they use any pronouns but I stuck to just he/him they/them for this little snippet)

Alright, Lobotomy ocs done. Up next is.... Ugh... Octavious. He's originally a Danganronpa oc, the shsl gossip, and he was made to be a villian and by God does it show. He's the most fake, back stabbing, two faced character I've ever made. He's also the most one dimensional, which was actually intensional. He has no personality beyond being a petty, lying bitch, so when he runs out of lies and rumors to spread he goes into an existential crisis about how he has virtually no identity until he makes some new lie up about some random person. He's also abusive towards his younger sibling Aspyn, whom he has both physically and emotionally scarred. And, the icing on the "fuck this guy" cake, he's incredibly obsessive over his "wife" Melissa, who wants nothing to do with him and never even dated him, let alone married him. Basically he's a horrible, lying, abusive stalker. He also dresses exclusively in eye burn pink since the most poisonous bugs are usually brightly colored. Fuck Octavious, all my homies hate Octavious.

Next is Melissa, who honestly wasn't much better before her arc. She was raised to believe that in order to truely succeed in life, you have to ensure others fail. She, unfortunately, took that advice to heart. Get arc consisted of learning that we all can succeed together and that actively fucking other people over just made her an awful person, so she changed her behavior and tried to help people from then on out. She's incredibly meticulous, organized, and really smart. She still has issues trusting, but she's getting better. She has a crush on Octavious's younger sibling, but absolutely despises Octavious.

Aspyn is a quiet, caring individual who has no confidence both due to Octavious and just how they were raised. They are an incredibly skilled doctor, however, managing to perform amazingly in several different fields. They are, however, very defensive about thier passions, quick to insult anyone who questions them, mainly due to Octavious. They have a huge crush Melissa, but is to afraid to ask her out. Also they wear an eye patch because Octavious messed up one of thier eyes.

Hooo boy where to start with Edward. He's really inconsistent between universes, but the main constants are his power (he can trade bodies with people), him and Max getting together, him being a huge bookworm, and somehow he usually ends up being my self inserts dad???? Hos other aspects tend to change. Sometimes he's a power hungry megalomaniac who's trying to take over the world and will crush anyone and everyone who gets in his way or isn't useful to him, using his power evily to stay young forever by trading bodies with his kids and killing them when they're in his body. Other times, he's a fairly calm, if not a little cold, man whos biggest crime is the occasional tax evasion, who's power is more of a curse, causing him to stay alive forever through a series of unfortunate coincidences. Either way he's fun to write

Max is one of my favorite characters. He loves baking, his friends and family, he isn't too bright but no one holds that against him. Unfortunately, no matter which side of Edward it is, he's hopelessly in love with him, which can lead to his downfall. He's very protective of his cousin Heron, and tries to protect the innocent, which he usually doesn't end up doing thanks to evil Edwards manipulation. I also somehow failed to mention he's a plant man and flowers sprout wherever he walks and he can control plants but I couldn't find a good way to fit that in naturally.

Heron is half a plant man, in the worst possible way. He has rose vines instead of blood, which feels exactly how you think it would. Magic keeps his alive luckily, but it's unbelievably painful. Most of him and Max's family died when they were young, and unlike Mac who ended up on the streets, Heron ended up in an orphanage, where he learned at a young age that he shouldn't get close to anyone because if he does, they'd die. He genuinely believes that, and the only person he thinks is immune, is his cousin Max, who he even still expects to drop dead. Heron mainly fights by breaking his skin so his vines will grow rapidly and trap and kill his attacker, which looking back is uh. Kinda symbolic. I didn't do that on purpose but it fits

Eden is an angel, who was outcasted from heaven after being framed for a crime they didn't commit. They don't understand how humans work, but is trying thier best to fit in. He's one of the few beings Heron trusts, and even still Heron doesn't trust them much because of Eden's ability, being able to control holy flames. Eden is stoic and aloof, with an odd sense of humor. He insists that him baking using his holy flames is a form of training. Despite them claiming to be above human emotions, they very much are not above them and he is actually quite emotional.

Avocado is one of Herons old friends, who fell victim to Herons "luck" (aka they died). They are a drider (basically spider centaur) who came from a large family of drider thieves. They are very quiet and kind, which they use to thier advantage, since one would thing they'd steal small objects from people's houses or pickpocket them, which Avocado very much does. While they're fairly weak in combat thier thieving skills are not to be underestimated.

Grape is Avocados older sibling, and they are very serious and quite rude. Grape wants to kill Heron to avenge thier sibling, but ends up getting caught robbing the wrong person and ends up having to join the person's kids adventuring party.

Apple is the oldest drider sibling, and ends up taking a motherly role for all of the younger kids. They had to grow up incredibly fast, and has to make all of the hard decisions in place of thier dying father. Desperately needs a break.

There's more spider siblings but there isn't much info on them

Both Sherry and Theodore Poser are mainly just there because I have them really fun designs and don't really have a personality. Sherry's kinda hard to draw though

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15 Underrated Girly Kpop Songs That Make Me Go Absolutely Feral

When it comes to girl groups, more than anything I am a Blackjack and Blink. I like to listen to girl songs that make me want to murder men (and believe me, that blog post is in the works). But I’m also a ONCE, as TWICE are my sweet darling babies, but they’re about as girly as I can tolerate. I’m not one for the super girly concepts. I mean, did you guys ever see MINX? Occasionally I ironically jam to Shakey Love Shakey Shakey Shakey Shakey Love, but it was an absolute blessing from the K-pop gods to rebrand them as Dreamcatcher. It’s really only the A-list girly songs I tolerate, like GFriend or Oh My Girl. Everything else below them just seems really cringy.

Except for a few chosen few that are so good that they make me absolutely lose all of my shits. And I’m talking about songs that nobody seems to know like at all. Either these songs came out when the groups were still under the radar, before they had their big smash hits, or they just never seemed to rise to the top. But they are still valid and important. Videos are linked in the song names, since Tumblr won’t let me add more than five videos, but here we go.

15. April- Dream Candy

April is one of those rare groups that pull off the girly concept so well but don’t ever seem forced, like they are just truly naturally sweet and pure and precious. Honestly all of their songs are great, and it’s tragic that they haven’t had a comeback in 2019. But their debut, Dream Candy, is the one that really gets deep in my soul to that animal part of my brain that makes me scream this god damn chorus. But only really at the end. I never really listened to this song until it came on shuffle one day when I was walking home in the rain, and thought, why not listen to this awkward girly song, and then the last chorus hit and OH MY GOD. It’s a good one guys.

14. Momoland- Jjan! Koong! Kwang!

So this song comes out by some unknown group called uh, Momoland?, with a title that is just a bunch of sounds that don’t exist in English, and I felt like I was the only one on Earth that was like, “This is fine.” I was honestly in some I Am Legend universe where instead of me being the only living person on Earth, I was the only one that liked Momoland’s debut. As time went on Momoland started putting out what is pretty much some of the worst K-Pop that exists (I mean, have you SEEN the video for Wonderful Love? Try not to cringe challenge) and sadly enough this group just faded into obscurity and never had any huge, Earth shattering hits or anything. 

13. DIA- My Friend’s Boyfriend

On paper this song is awful. I mean it’s a song about being a petty bitch who has decided to steal their friend’s boyfriend, hence the title. Also the song ads cute little quirks like *squints eyes to read this metaphorical paper closer* coughing. Also the video has an unnecessarily long intro. But believe me when I tell you that this is an absolute slapper.

12. Gugudan- Wonderland

It’s a crime that Gugudan has never really hit it off, even with two I.O.I members. Their debut has this amazing Little Mermaid concept and believe me when I tell you that this chorus is best when screamed at the top of your lungs. After all the screaming I am basically in a manic state by the la la la’s.

11. LOONA 1/3- Love&Live

You’ll notice that the main theme of this list is that the choruses are absolute fire. But this one comes in and basically knocks the wind out of me with sweetness, like some kind of aegyo Kool-Aid man. It’s really the music that does it for me in this one, along with the melody, along with Heejin’s perfect high note. If this song doesn’t make you smile then you are a robot, like ViVi. 

10. Shannon Williams- Why Why

If Ant and/or Dec were here, they would hear this song and definitely say that Britain’s Got Talent. Shannon is the British IU,hands down, undeniably, I will not be taking questions at this time. But it’s very sad that her career was nonexistent after this came out. Was it the fact that this features a sixteen-year-old grinding against faceless boys? Or that this video widely revolves around her intensely stalking someone? It can’t be the song because that is perfect. 

9. AOA- Bingle Bangle

Okay so some history for those non-Elvises out there. AOA was THE HOTTEST girl group for a good minute, with so many timeless collaborations with the Brave Brothers that really changed the shape of female K-Pop for a while. And then ChoA left the group. And without the only member who could actually sing the face of the group, AOA kind of went quiet, save for a few Jimin solo songs. Then AOA came back with a new sound, and while everyone else thought it was terrible, I thought it was a bop! And I love the video and the concept! And the dance for this is so fun. Bingle Bangle is a real yes for me dawg. It’s only too bad that they lost yet another member and their concept was handed off to FNC’s new girl group. Speaking of which...

8. Cherry Bullet- Really Really

Yeah so they literally gave this entire “girls in a video game but it’s fun and cute” concept to Cherry Bullet, and they hit the ground running with it. This comeback in particular is my favorite of theirs because it hits one of my favorite pop music tropes: Having A Funky Instrumental Chorus, Only At The End To Put Words Over The Music. It ticks all my boxes.

7. Rainbow- Whoo

If you ever wanted to hear a song that made you scream “RAAAAIIINBOOW AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” then this is it. At this point in this list we start to hear the songs that make me truly insane, and this song absolutely destroys me. It’s really sad, however, that this is basically Rainbow’s swan song, as it was their last song before disbandment. 

6. Matilda- Macarena

I bet you haven’t even HEARD of Matilda. I bet you didn’t even KNOW that MATILDA just DISBANDED a FEW MONTHS AGO because ALL THEIR SONGS WERE BAD except for THIS ONE which is just full of CHAOTIC GOOD ENERGY and if you don’t ENJOY THIS then GET OFF MY LAWN. 

5. Berry Good- Angel

Berry Good was destined to be one of those girl groups, like Matilda, that came from a tiny company and was just given bad songs and were set up to fail. So they crowdfunded, and somehow made two incredible comebacks, Don’t Believe (which is a whole other story that we won’t get into today, but it’s an amazing song that you should check out) and prior to that, Angel. I don’t even know where to begin with this song because it literally makes me forget who I am and why I exist. It’s a banger?? This song starts off so soft and pure and jumps right into a chorus that makes you bang your head and scream “I TAKE A CHANCE, YOU NEVER KNOW” as loud as possible. And right when you think you can’t take it anymore, that you are gasping for air because you are drowning in perfection, THEY GO EVEN HARDER. Like, girls, you did not need to go that hard. Holy shit. They go full IU in Good Day. I don’t know why we were blessed with this, especially since after this all their other songs have been garbage, and they’ve been so unsuccessful that they lost their strongest member and they’re heading for disbandment. But we have this gem, and I’m thankful for it.

4. 4Minute- Heart To Heart

Back when 4Minute was just another 2NE1 clone, trying to compete in the market of “Girls Who Look Tough But Are Actually Sweet” 4Minute, aka The HyunA Group, put out this. Third Geners, this is what Second Gen was all about. This is the meaning of Christmas, Charlie Brown. This song is everything. It’s perfect. And it’s too bad that 4Minute didn’t really stick with this sound, but also not, since with their more mature concept they wound up getting pretty famous once Park Bom... I mean, we’re not gonna talk about it. 

3. Hyolyn- Bae

Okay so I know that Hyolyn as an entity is not technically considered underrated, but her entire solo career is being slept on and I don’t understand. With Sistar gone, and now Red Velvet carrying the torch for summer anthems, Hyolyn doesn’t necessarily have to give us one of the best summer songs of all time but she did. Every second of this song to me is perfect. And yeah okay I’ll admit it, I am a Gay, I am attracted to women, and Hyolyn is a lot of. A lot of wow. She and HyunA are exactly my type, and this video is a lot. But the SONG you guys. It’s so much that I told even regular people who listen to English music to listen to this song. They didn’t, of course, because the world doesn’t appreciate Hyolyn like I would, I mean like I do as a fan and nothing else. This song was my summer anthem in 2018, Power Up wishes it was this good.

2. BESTie- Thank U Very Much

One of the things that really got me into K-Pop during the Second Gen was that it sounded so much like pop music from my youth. This is gonna sound weird, but I grew up in a Wiccan Neo-Pagan household where 90% of the music we listened to was traditional Celtic or New Age, and if it was ever anything else it was like The Beatles (my Mom and her sisters were one of those screaming and fainting Beatles fans, the trait that was clearly passed down to me, based on what happened when I saw G-Dragon live, but that’s another story) or ABBA, or any kind of British/European pop/rock from the 70s or 80s. So once I was old enough to really find out what kind of music I liked, I dived deep into cheesy pop songs like S Club 7, Britney Spears, and the like. But I always had a soft spot for ABBA. The melodies, the music, the strange lyrics that didn’t really make sense or weren’t quite grammatically correct but it worked. I feel like that love for obscure pop, along with the 90s and early 2000s bubblegum pop, pushed me right into the K-Pop scene. And this song is the best example of that kind of weird melody with oddly used English words, but it works in the best way. The chorus of this song sounds like it was written by ABBA. The ending of this song is transcendent. Tell me you can’t picture a Korean Meryl Streep in overalls singing the ending of this song while dancing on a beach. This song makes me lose all my shits. But I do have to say that this video is uh, Not Good, especially compared with how amazing the song is. But these underrated bottom of the barrel groups don’t have much to work with in the first place, so we can’t really fault them. This song holds up, and is going to hold up for a very long time. I stan.

1. Laboum- Shooting Love

So like I said before, I don’t typically like the super sugary, super tacky, super girly girl concepts. BUT I LOVE LABOUM. ALL their girly sweet songs are AMAZING. They somehow get everything right, in their own unique way. They’re not at all like “Oh, they’re like GFriend”, “Oh, that’s like Lovelyz” or anything, if you get what I’m saying. Laboum had their own cheesy yet perfect style of girly. Aalow Aalow: A CLASSIC. Journey To Atlantis: A CLASSIC. Hwi Hwi: A CLASSIC. Only U: YES YOU GUESS IT, CLASSIC. Sugar Sugar: DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN. I could have made this whole list with just Laboum songs. So I made myself pick one by listening to as many old Laboum songs as I could before I would become an absolutely menace to society, as I am not responsible for my actions after listening to so much girly perfectlon at once. If I was arrested and went to court for I dunno, causing distress and mayhem to the citizens of my city, my lawyer would call it “the Laboum defense.” “You see, Your Honor, my client listened to a lot of Laboum songs, and lost control of themselves and became an entity, a ball of energy, a comet destroying everything in its path while screaming cheesy Korean lyrics.” And I would be set free, of course, because who wouldn’t lose themselves completely to the power of Laboum? But anyway I picked Shooting Love, as it puts me in a manic state from the very intro until the last second. And let me just say now that I deeply mourn this old Laboum, as they came back in 2018 with a new concept that makes them sound lobotomized compared to their old sound. Like slow R&B is fine, but compared to this it’s drab and slow and dull and I hate it. I Hate It. Bring back cute Laboum in 2020, or at least study Apink if you want to see how to properly change an aging cute group into a mature group. I could go on, but now I have the urge to listen to more Laboum. You’ll see me on the evening news tonight, I’m sure.

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