#absolutely despicable

[hunterrrs]

the article (in french) here

[vvo1d1ing]

I should mention my track record with fictional men who I spend too long thinking about and how I categorize them;

Hannibal Lecter - My first love, My muse, you will notice my love for him in everything I create, he will never leave my heart because he is what made me realize I have one. He treated me so well

Johnny Silverhand - My toxic side piece, this man came in my world, broke MY heart and then left me a lifeless husk, smh,, i still cry about him at times,,,,,

Zenos (Yae) Galvus - HE FIXED ME. HE MADE ME PICK MYSELF UP WHEN I WAS AT MY LOWEST. THIS BPD ASS HAVING BITCH UNDERSTOOD ME, SAW ME FOR ME. WE ARE MARRIED NOW. HE IS MY FIRST HUSBAND. FUCK OFF.

Emet-Selch - Second husband, we aren't on the best of terms since he decided to stop being a silly lil insane clown dude. We are fine now but man, I miss his evil shenanigans

Astarion Ancunin - My new, third husband. He's currently fine but I'm sure after a while I can convince him to actually be a worst person than what he ever was because as we established, I love 'em fucked and insane like me

Lord Enver Gortash - The rat living in my brain walls, I called the exterminator but he made it worse. Now the rat is asking me to pay rent even though I own the place AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE IS THERE

[fanged-cotl]

My friend admitted their dark secrets to me but they're under witness protection

[harryforguccy]

funny how all these celebs had so much to say last week and are staying quiet now, and Israel just hit a fucking hospital

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

[starsandfairylights]

Wow you really just have that one crush from middle school that kinda never leaves you huh

[spideycents]

Doin my nightly sigh and cry cause Lee Jun Ho is a fictional man and I’m gonna be single forever

[avid-idiot]

oh no I hit on someone pretty.

Yea, didn't offer me dinner or anything 😔

[sugarcherriess]

Please I'm tired of not wanting kids but still having a breeding kink

ME TOO?2??2?4?4???£89 what is the meaning of this @/body and reproductive system

The thought of potentially being pregnant: 😍😍😍

Having a kid: 🤢🤢🤢

Not a day goes by without me dreaming about getting filled and plugged up to “breed” children but then I’m immediately un-hornified by the thought of having a child to take care of 🐸

Why cant children just be a metaphysical concept. Why do they have to be physically manifested

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Tut tut tut

[perksofbeingasunflowerblog]

oh fuck noah schnapp hope he rots in hell actually

[rookflower]

been going insane lately over remembering about leafpool hiding hollyleaf's fur lately

leafpool covered up for hollyleaf's murder, hollyleaf's own codebreaking, with horror but with barely a moment of hesitation or regret. she later confronts hollyleaf about it calmly, with an open mind and the assurance of secrecy, just desperate to understand why. so that being paralleled against HOLLYLEAF'S reaction to finding out about LEAFPOOL'S crimes is just...... uuuaghhhhhh god it's so tragic. she sacrificed everything for those kids and won back nothing for it

[maxsix]

[grmpgm]

because they TOTALLY would

[yourlittlettoy]

Testing effectiveness of the 🙌🏻Fork Pursonic🙌🏻~

Can anyone guess which one is me? 👀

Hint: my friend Lindy was being very good and took it like a champ, but I was being extra good for helping to hold down my friend Jenna and putting a stop to all her pulling away 😇😇

Full video can be found on the pursonic owner’s Twitter 🙈 (@LewdLigu)