#ackermanbitch

[heartpascal]

me pulling up to your account whenever the slightest inconvenience happens to read every single joel fic

HELP. i cannot tell you how much of a laugh and giggle i had at this image. and you have got me kicking my feet rn you are so kind. i am glad the fics can be of use to you!!! i am truly honoured 🫶

hoping to have something out in the near future for you guys (but mostly you bc of this ask specifically). sending you sm love.

[jen-with-a-pen]

for the ask game: 6, 15, 21, 24 >:D

🥹🥹🥹 crying in the club rn I didn't think anyone would even ask anything

6. why did you do that?

Because I felt like it.

15. are you a parent?

Not to a human child but a fur child! My kitty cat is my toddler stuck in a four-legged body that meows.

21. (my lucky number!) Something you've kept since childhood?

Funny answer: ✨trauma✨

Serious answer: my baby books, stuffed animals, and blankies

24. if we were together rin a rooftop what would we be doing?

I'm picturing the rooftop from How I Met Your Mother. Dancing, people watching, venting and screaming. Most likely dancing, though.

(added 50 bc I saw ur last ask 😂)

50. can I tag you in random stuff?

YES MA'AM PLEASE!! I love interacting with mutuals on here and appreciate any ounce of acknowledgement in my direction for anything and everything 😅

[archieimagines]

Imagine ranting to Din while he repairs the Razor Crest.

finally, it’s written! this request has been sat on my list for a while, so to those who requested it, thank you for your patience! requested by: @ackermanbitch​ and an anon! written by: archie support me on ko-fi!

this is inspired by @yournewwriter‘s gentle prompts: moving you by the waist.

If there was one thing you could do, it was talk.

At first, Din hated it. He hated how you’d walked into the Crest like it was your home when he was only offering you a lift to a nearby system, he’d hated how you’d talked the whole time… and he hated how he’d accidentally grown fond of you.

He became glad to offer you a temporary place by his side when your situation shifted and you needed a residence, but there was no way he was expecting you to stick around for this long and still have so many stories to tell.

Somehow, tuning into your rambles both passed the time and helped him focus. He could fly easily with your words taking up a different space in his brain, and all the hours felt so much shorter, like he’d been travelling the universe beside you. You somehow kept him cheerful and engaged, even in the tough times. You had a natural knack for knowing what kind of story to tell, how to echo and fix his moods with your own experiences, which gave him an outlet for his own emotions. 

And that’s how it was right now, his mood utterly foul as he worked on repairing the Crest after a sticky run-in, but his scowl was placed on hold. Or at least, directed to Mr Narvo, your old, snail-esque colleague in that restaurant on Corellia.

“I swear, I hadn’t done a thing wrong. The order was correct, I did everything to match what the stupid customer had asked for, but he really just-- You know what?” You wandered by him as you talked, frustrated and pacing as all the irritation from working at that restaurant came right back. “I think he’d decided that it would be a bad day for me already. He slithered in and just knew he was gonna try and get me fired.”

You paused your pacing, facing the beskar-clad warrior as he retracted an arm from inside the ship’s panel.

“-And he just kinda blinked at me. You know that eye thing?” Your hands, which had been flapping around animatedly, lifted to hold invisible spheres above your head. “Like the antennae lean forward and just look at you and squint and- honestly it’s so annoying because I can feel how he’s judging me but like? At least my eyeballs aren’t half a metre above from my head, right?”

“Right,” came Din’s voice as he dipped into a toolbox, proceeding to reach back into the side of his ship and twist some valves. His voice was a dry monotone, but he hadn’t once told you to shut up yet, so that was all you needed to continue your spiel.

“Right! So I just- I don’t mean to be rude, but I kinda do- I couldn’t keep it in, okay?” Din halted your pacing and handed you the metal tool, reaching into the Crest again. “… I told him to go stick his eyeballs in the dishwasher.”

Din paused. He turned to look at you. You were almost sure he’d tell you that it was a low blow, or that it wasn’t worth such a threat, but his modulated voice rose with a question. “And did he?”

“Wh- No, Din. Why would he-“

He shrugged one shoulder, stepping away to rummage in the toolkit once more. “That guy was purposely villainizing you, day after day. The least he could do would be-“

“If the universe was a decent place he’d be blinking bubbles, I know,” you chattered on, wandering once again. “But unfortunately, the universe is horrible, Narvo is still out there terrorising colleagues and-“ You stopped dead, peering down at the helmeted man, busy with his tools. “He got me fired.”

Din stopped his hands, visor raised up at you. Of course you couldn’t see his expression, but you didn’t need to as his disbelief met your ears. “It worked?”

“I know!?” You toyed with the tool, the weight falling from hand to hand, gripping it with each as if to decide which hand would better suit hitting Narvo in the eyeball with it, mouth running a mile a minute all the while. “He went straight to the manager, clearly he’d been building up some bullshit case of all the things I’d apparently done wrong— which I always had a particular reason for, by the way, and they were never even against the rules—”

The irritation still buzzed in your veins, even if it was months ago. What started as your attempt to take Din’s mind off the frustration from a damaged ship had turned into a surprise therapy session that seemed to uproot some sort of inferiority complex, and now you were just airing out your issues without even being aware of Din bustling around you.

“Like, I’m a good worker, you know? I take pride in that because I actually care about what I put into the universe, I strive to make this shitty place better for the people, unlike Narvo. He was just there to feed his own-”

Gentle hands on your waist had you startled, and your gaze shot up to the visor, eyes wide and an unmistakable heat to your cheeks. He’d never touched you like this before.

You couldn’t help leaning into his hold, heart beating like crazy-

A gentle pressure from one hand had you stepping aside, and then it was gone.

He leant past you, reaching into the metal hood of the ship. You’d parked right in front of it without even noticing, far too wrapped up in the fury of your tale.

“Keep going,” he spoke, and you fumbled to find your words again, fiddling with the tool in your hands.

“Wh- What was I saying again?”

A gloved hand reached back to take the tool from your hands. “He was just feeding his ego by preying on you. It’s better to keep away from characters like that.”

Your stride finally came back to you and the story continued in your mind, but the sure flutter in your chest was going at full force. “Right, I learned that by now.”

“You want me to put a hit on him?”

You scoffed. “Din, please. …But if we stop off at Corellia, he’ll shit himself when he sees me with a Mandalorian.”

A soft breath of laughter, so quiet you almost missed it. “Then that’s our next stop.”

[romirola]

I love it when you do micro story requests, you are amazing at them 🙌 how about number 15 (trembling hands) with David and Angel? Thank you!

Hi, @ackermanbitch and Anon! Thanks for your prompts! Since I decided to combine your prompts, so I doubled the 10 sentence limit to 20. Hope you enjoy!  

Rating: G; 20 Sentences; Prompts: Micro-story, “comfort food,” “trembling hands,” David/Angel

Read on AO3!

[liebgotts-lovergirl]

💌 not that we interact much but i wanna know anyway HBAHBS 🤨

Hi!! I associate you with:

✿ Pedro Pascal

✿ The relatable writer feel when you desperately want to work on a WIP bc you feel like writing but your brain goes "No, not That One" 😭

✿ That feeling of pride when someone Likes + Reblogs something from you & you're like "Omg someone who Gets It" 🤌🏼

✿ For some reason, your URL just sticks in my brain. Like Ik you actually have an actual name but when you cross my dash, I'm never like "Oh there's Gracie", I just like refer to you as Ackermanbitch in my head bc I just like the sound of it, idek man 💀😭

Thanks for the Ask!! 💖

[let-keigo-smash]

ok good, stay hydrated! I know being a hero doesn't allow a lot of time to yourself but keep in mind, you do deserve a day off 😡

Ugh, don’t I know it. 

I DO get regular days off, though that’s mainly because particularly difficult villain fights tend to deplete my feathers. I’d say I probably get a good few days off every...hmm...two weeks? 

It’s why my wings are so small whenever I’m spotted in casual clothes. Because I’m on leave while they regrow.

I always try to get the most out of those days off. Go restaurant hopping, buy new merch, visit a spa or two. Ya know, the usual vacation stuff.

[missdawnandherdusk]

Draco Malfoy and Co. Masterlist

Hello my lovelies! Just your twenty-something-year old older sister writing about her love for fictional characters and stories. If you know me, you’ve been around a while: most notably known for my Dandelion series with my precious little hufflepuff. Come for the fics, stay for the character development. 

Read this first to understand how I write for the houses

Gryffindor X Draco Series (on hiatus): 

Part 1    Part 2   Part 3   Part 4   Part 5

Part 6   Part 7   Part 8   Part 9    Part 10

Part 11   Part 12     Part 13    Part 14 

Part 15

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Dandelion Series (hufflepuff x draco): 

Chapter 1   Chapter 2   Chapter 3   Chapter 4

Chapter 5   Chapter 6   Chapter 7   Chapter 8

Chapter 9   Chapter 10   Chapter 11  Chapter 12

The Chapter That Never Happened  Chapter 13

Chapter 14  Chapter 15   Epilogue

Deleted Scene

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The Case of Draco Malfoy Mini Series:

The Case  The Defendant  The Witness  

The Auror  The Confession  The Deceased  

The Verdict  The Innocent

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Oneshots Post War: 

London Boy / Country Girl

Beautifully Beastly / Lost Boys

A Death Eater and A Dancer

The Boy Who Lived / How To Train Your Draco

Together In Paris

Journey to The Past

cardigan / the lakes

Helpless

Love Story

Night Moves

The Ghost of Christmas

A Bad Day

shipwrecked

two by two

house of memories / back to the future

traitor / happier

a christmas party

Oneshots Hogwarts Era:

I’ve Got You

Ten Things I Hate About You

Beautiful Ghosts

Stars Above

Just A Kiss

The Serpent Beneath / The Beauty Inside

Through My Eyes

the moment i knew

The Gardener / The Prince

bad days

favorite crime

Oneshots AUs:

A Girl’s Choice (highschool!au)

once upon a flight (anastasia!au)

lovestruck (veela!draco)

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Misc. Headcannons: 

Boundaries I / Part II

Autistic!Draco

8th Year Patronus

Little Things

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Dating Headcannons: 

Ravenclaw!Reader

Slytherin / Pureblood!Slytherin / Muggleborn!Slytherin

Muggleborn!Hufflepuff

Gryffindor!Reader

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Other Characters I’m Soft For:

George Weasley 

     Pride and Prejudice / Sense and Sensibility 

     Summer Camp

Neville Longbottom

      will you go with me?

Remus Lupin

      an americano

     stay alive and say you love me

Sirius Black

     brother’s best friend

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[ntxclay]

was gifted a vibrator yesterday by my EX at my graduation party

@ackermanbitch lost her shit when i told her

[dawbi]

@ackermanbitch i hope you like this 💕

i match you with …

song : give me a kiss by lolo zoüai

[heartpascal]

i want u to know i read ur fics when im sad. like they kind of make me more sad sometimes but in a comforting way so thank u for all ur hard work

i cannot tell u how much i lvoe thsi :( i also do things that make me more sad when i’m sad!! sometimes write fics which make me sad!!

you are so kind this is so <3

[heartpascal]

so happy youre coming back!!! good luck on your exams!! <33

thank you!!!! they are over at last so i am now BACK and active once more :’) just waiting for results now!!! but i can get on with writing for y’all again now!!! <333

[romirola]

hey romi! i saw the prompts list and was wondering if you wanted to do 41 with angel/david? i think whatever you decide to do with it could be really cute :D

Hi, @ackermanbitch and Anon! Thanks for your prompts! Since I decided to combine your prompts, so I doubled the 10 sentence limit to 20. Hope you enjoy!  

Rating: G; 20 Sentences; Prompts: Micro-story, “comfort food,” “trembling hands,” David/Angel

Read on AO3!

[let-keigo-smash]

omw to beat up your boss so you can have a week of relaxation and self care-

Good luck with that! If you actually manage to get past all the suits to the Commission President, I’ll visit you in jail~! :D

[let-keigo-smash]

The cute nicknames won't do 😡 Call me chickadee oNE MORE TIME- But yeah, that plumber was gross :((

Okay, chicklette. I won’t call you chickadee.

Glad you don’t have to deal with him anymore then. At least I assume he’s left already.

[let-keigo-smash]

ok yea, all those security dudes were huge and I couldn't do anything 🥺 also do u collect shiny things-

What kinda shiny things we talking about here?

Cause I’m very picky with the things I collect.

[let-keigo-smash]

Hey birdbrain! I'm still stuck in this dumb house and I almost got into a fight with a plumber. I might just go and beat his ass right now 😡😡 But remember to stay hydrated and grab a snack today! <3

Oh wow, with a plumber? Well he must have done something rude. So I wouldn’t blame you.

And I will if you make sure to do the same, chickadee! :D