#adam is still in hell

[blizzardsuplex]

Yet each man kills the thing he loves; by each let this be heard: some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word; the coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword. - Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaol

Adam Cole, mask on versus mask off from AEW's World's End 2023, 12/30/2023

[deoidesign]

"what do hands mean about a character?"

Their hands mean they love eachother

(webcomic)

[somecunttookmyurl]

i love it when shows write out a character (not dead, just... away somewhere else) and then promptly forget they ever existed it's so fun

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal.’ You don’t know that! Have you ever seen me die? No. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[goingtoparisagain]

I GOT A PLANE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DONT YOU MIND?

I NEARLY KILLED SOMEBODY DONT YOU MIND??

DONT YOU MIND!!???????

I GAVE YOU SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER GIVE BACK DONT YOU MIND?? YOU SEE MY FACE LIKE I HEART ATTACK DONT YOU MIDN? DONT YOU MINDDD????????? I WAS LATE. BUT I ARRIVED.

IM SORRY BUT ID RATHER BE GETTING HIGH THEN WATCHING MY FAMILY DIE.

EXAGGERATE. AND YOU AND I.

OHHH I THINK IDID SOMEHTING TERRIBLE TO YOUR BODY DONT YOU MIND???????????????!!!!??????

I PUT YOUR MOTHER THROUGH HELL DONT YOU MIND?????

I HURT YOUR BROTHER ASWELL. DONT YOU MIDNDDDDD? DONT YOU MIND?

OH I WAS THINKING BOUT KILLING MYSELF.

DONT YOU MIND???????????

I LOVE YOU

DONT YOU MIND??????

DONT YOU MIND ?????

[hellfyre]

thinking about how adam was the first human soul in Heaven bc what the fuck happened to Abel. did he go to hell (for some reason?)

like what happened there. he was the first human to ever die so like would the theories saying Eve is the first person to enter hell be therefore incorrect? Because Adam and Eve had another son to replace Abel, Seth. Eve did not die first.

idk i have gripes and confusion about that stuff.

[greatalastoraltruist]

So we know Alastor and Lilith disappeared at the same time 7 years ago. And we know that Lucifer had a meeting with Heaven which began the exterminations. We don't know when that happened though. Either they're not mentioning when the exterminations started because they've always happened or because revealing when they started would give too much away and make it too easy to guess things. All Charlie knows is that Lucifer went to the meeting and she assumes he gave the go ahead for exterminations. But the exterminations haven't always happened. They only started after the angels, or specifically Sera I think considering no other angels knew about it, became afraid of the power and influence Lilith had over the demons.

My current theory is that that meeting was called between Sera, Adam, and Lucifer because Alastor and Lilith were planning on working together with him broadcasting her voice on his radio station to inspire the other demons to rise to war against the angels. I think Sera demanded that Lilith and Alastor be separated with Lilith making a deal with Adam to stay in heaven where she can't empower any other demons with her voice or even contact anyone in hell and that Sera demanded the exterminations happen as well in order to not only lessen the demons' power but also instill fear in them in an attempt to prevent future uprisings. I think Alastor was given the options of either be killed or sign a contract limiting his power and requiring him to stay away for a while so that their little idea of rebellion is forgotten amongst the masses. I especially think that because of Zestial's comment about folks thinking Alastor had fallen to holy arms. Maybe Sera is his contract holder. That or they tried to straight up kill him and he somehow escaped barely alive and it's taken this long for him to heal and regain enough power for him to feel comfortable revealing himself to society. But trying to kill him wouldn't explain the contact or his need to 'unclip his wings'.

[your-fathers-favourite-daughter]

My blog is for the girls with an unreasonable amount of hate and dark parts inside them that they could never explain to anyone else.

My blog is for the girls who's default is being hateful and rude to the people they love most, even when they don't want to.

My blog is for the girls who are deeply infatuated with their best friend in a way they could never rationalize to themselves or 'put lyrics to'.

My blog is for the girls who secretly have a heart of gold if your willing to stay long enough to find it.

My blog is for the girls who have terrifying and traumatizing dreams almost every night, so much so that their often terrified to go to sleep in fear of dreaming.

My blog is for the girls who curse too much and say whatever the fuck their thinking.

My blog is for the girls with deep rooted spiritual culture and traditions and are slightly traumatized about it.

My blog is for the girlies who are terrified of being vulnerable or emotional in fear of seeming weak.

[anthurak]

So before all the end-of-season world-building reveals drop with the last two episodes tomorrow, I thought I’d put out an interesting thought:

As anyone who’s been watching Helluva Boss knows, everything we’ve seen of Hell in Hazbin has only been the top level of Hell, with the six other whole rings beneath it that the human sinners are barred from.

So what if the same winds up being the case with HEAVEN? As in, what we saw in episode 6 is going to turn out to be just the lowest level of heaven, which is where all the human souls are allowed.

Except whereas Lucifer is the most powerful of the rulers of Hell, Sera is the weakest of the rulers of heaven…

[theinfinitedivides]

recently every time i read an Aldis Hodge interview and he's geeking out like 'i got married!!!!! i have a kid!!!!! i'm going to be in [insert title of next coolest project here]!!!!!' my thought process is just 1. congratulations, ofc you're geeking out (as you should) and 2. do you need a third

[trashsfanficgarden]

Some silly things Adam and Eve would say in my Good Omens AU

Talking about some paranormal/demonic activity happening on earth that they have to stop or something

Adam: So… I thought I'd go there myself and investigate

Eve: Fair enough, What time will you take the train?

Adam: Actually I'll take the car

Eve:...What car?

Adam: Our car

Eve: WE don't have a car

Adam: of course we do… *points to Eve's car*...isn't she a beauty?

Eve: this is MY car

Adam: Yeah, just like the music shop is "mine", but we both get plenty of use out of it...*strike a sexy pose trying to seduce her*...don't we?

*He doesn't get to use the car*

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An important meeting in Hell about their next attack on Heaven

Demons: All hail the King and Queen of Hell!

Eve: *Drunk as fuck and running late*… Hello guys

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Eve: Tonight I took down every cell phone network in the city

Adam, who is stranded somewhere trying to call his wife: AAAAAAH

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The reason why Adam isn't allowed to use the car

Eve holding on for dear life while Adam drives like a madman in the middle of the night to a forest for a romantic picnic and ends up running over a man

Eva: you hit someone!

Adam:…No, someone hit me

*the man was Alastor*

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Eve: Didn't you have an angelic weapon?

Adam: …

Eve: You did! It was a shiny axe! what happend to it?

Adam:…

Eve: You lost it?

Adam: ….

[vaggieslefteye]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x06 - "Welcome to Heaven"

[deoidesign]

Hm... I'm feeling benevolent...

[jet-apologistmybadhomies]

One of my biggest issue with hazbin Hotel, is that vizi isn't giving us much of a reason to think sinners are reedemable. Not even that they can get to heaven, but why would they desverve a second Chance??. I understand that theres like angle dust or anyone simliar but thats like two-three character from such a big cast?. Even then we barely get reasons other then sad past? like yes they obviously improve, but WHAT does Charlie see to even give them that Chance?

like i need an acutal good reason on why Charlie thinks so , otherwise its just her seeing ppl eat eachother and be like "wow i think they desverve a Chance" PLS

[kittenfangirl20]

Thinking of Adam and Lyra going out on the town in cute little matching dresses.

[satari-raine]

Berlin - 12.08.2023. from II's Instagram story; photo credit to adamrosssi.