#hazbin hell

[gg-ladybug]

An Adam version for @mearyvet because all of Heaven is a potential GOLDMINE. There’s no holding me back.

Alastor: (Part 1)

Lucifer: (Part 2)

Random Groups / Duos / Ships: (Part 3) (Part 7)

Charlie: (Part 4)

Adam: (Part 5 - Here)

Angel Dust: (Part 6)

[maxiemumdamage]

I’m now becoming increasingly convinced that sooner or later, the Chekhov’s Gun established in Episode 6 — the idea Emily might end up a Fallen Angel just like Lucifer because she questioned Heaven and Hell’s divisions so passionately — is gonna fire.

And when it does…I think Emily will be okay.

Partly because Charlie and Vaggie and maybe even Lucifer will be there to her if it happens. But also? Hell might be a lot grittier, crueler, and messier than she’s used to…but there are building blocks for her to settle in. The Hotel being a relative haven since most people there have worked on self improvement, the presence of other Fallen Angels, but also….

Emily’s job in Heaven was to bring joy to others, especially the human souls who reside there. She was in some ways a PR manager, but in others I suspect it’s more like being an entertainer. A way to break up the monotony of afterlife and spread excitement and happiness.

And the Hazbin version of Hell, as established and ruled by Lucifer and the other Sins?

It’s a Circus.

[deadghosy]

If I was in Hazbin hotel:

Author insert x Hazbin Hotel

Prompt: an author is bored as they decided to jump into their favorite fandom at this very moment.

Honestly I’m bored asf rn lmao.

Will, the blogger in tumblr known as Deadghosy was bored in his room as he listens to jay aka kub scoutz 😍 playing lil guardsman. Being even more bored they opened their palm as a digital portal opens-

OKAY STOP…at first I was gonna do that story ass shit but let me be real. I died by not getting enough sleep and I popped into hell for not liking those Jesus posts😭

I’d honestly be in the sloth ring for being lazy asf and being tired most of the time. But also be in the gluttony ring as well. A BIG BITCH GOTTA EATTTT😭

But I would probably still be able to go into the pride ring because of my pride in not needing help from people. 😭 I hate asking for damn help irl.

I actually have very sharp canine teeth and bottom rows, I might as well be mistaken for a humanoid demon lol/j

But if did have a demon form, it’s a bear since I eat and sleep all day lmao.

Alastor wouldn’t “hate hate” me but find me annoying. I would try to get on his good side and never do deals with him obviously cause I like my soul 😍. But dead ass I’m showing him lingo of gen z ☝🏾💀 cause ain’t no way ima hear this deer man yap in a way I can’t understand. This is not no new broadcast from the old times dude. “Salutations!-” HAVIN ASS😕

Friendship level: 5/10

Sir Pentious, I’m teaching this bitch how to do the whip and nae nae 😄. I love him personally cause he so silly sometimes. I would just pop up as he works on weapons but not help him lol. I think personally our friendship would be the kind to talk to each other for a little and stop and repeat😕

Friendship level: 4.5/10

Charlie would like me because of my hyperactive personality sometimes. Like if I’m fixating on something, she would listen and probably tell her father. But mostly i wouldn’t do the trust exercises, she’ll have to drag my black ass to do them 💀

Friendship level: 6/10

Lucifer and I would be so chill dead ass. He’s probably adopt me if I’m gonna be honest cause I also have a duck toy in my room as we speak 😭LITERALLY I MIGHT AS WELL BE A MINI HIM WITH HIM HAVING HYPER FIXATIONS.

Friendship level: 10/10

Vaggie and me, idk she’s chill but short tempered. But I don’t think she would hate me but only he suspicious at first, but then just be chill with me. I would try to help her around but procrastinate lmao

Friendship level: 5.5//10

Husk would probably be chill but not have an opinion on me honestly. It will depend on me just going to talk to him or being nervous to talk to him. I hate being awkward so I would just wave or sit by his bar and chill with him as I draw.

Friendship level: it’s probably between 3/10 and 5/10

Angel and me, idk I feel like I would be a small friend of his to help. He wouldn’t trauma dump that much on me cause I’m just a kid so it would be like “oh my work is shit but my boss is even more shit.” So I would just nod acting like I don’t know what’s going on. Plus, I would probably try to make him something with the help of Lucifer

Friendship level: ima be honest…it’s probably a 4/10 cause I’m a minor and he has problems he need it overcome. He doesn’t need a minor to yap his ear off 😕

The Vee’s…😕ain’t no way ima talk to them front to front if I’m actually gonna be their friends dead ass. I would probably mostly be friends with Velvette to hook me up on outfits😍

Friendship level: -1000/10

Valentino…HAH YOU WOULD HAVE TO CATCH MY BLACK ASS ACTUALLY DEAD IF IM GONNA CHILL WITH THIS BASTARD 😂 I’m burning his whole studio down in a cool ass pyro tf2 mask. Fuck that bitch, all my homies hate Valentino 🤭

ENEMY LEVEL: 10000000/10🖕🏾

Vox, I’m begging him to try to advance my phone so I can prank call heaven and hell at the same time. I’m using so much evil ass shit🦆 like dead ass ima say “I heard your high school bully is in heaven” to an angel so they would go crazy trying to find their bully lmao. But Vox would hate my ass cause..I’m me? Idk lol

Enemy level: 8.5/10

Velvette, eh I feel like we would be mutuals but not too friendly. More like a hook up just so i can get free outfits and she can get a quick teen model and I can leave with the fit fr 😍 no money, free outfit‼️

Friendship level: 4.5/10

Adam and me..we throwin hands. Full on fist to fist. He probably would try to cheat but nahhh, you gettin kicked in the manhood bitch 😄‼️ but yeah me and him, enemies for life. He’s funny I’ll admit, but be honest having him beside you irl💀

Enemy level: he better keep one eye open.

Sera…yeah she not letting me in heaven lmao 😭 that’s all ima say LMAOO

Friendship level: -0/10

Lute will 100% percent kill me for my mouth 😭. I’d probably say GYATT to her for funnies only to get stab. But I would just be quiet and try to be on her good side lmao

Friendship level: 2/10

Emily would like me but would be the type of person to keep me in check with my mouth and vulgar language as I just chill eating all the food in heaven. She def givin me good tours.

Friendship level: a good 7.5/10

That’s all I have lmao

[foulmercanary]

Ok, so I have this headcanon why the cannibals in cannibal-town are so nice and not like the rest of hell. Since the Sinners can only permanently die to angelic steel and would otherwise simply reappear after some time, I think the cannibals just eat each other. Like, they have a well structured system (that Rosie probably suggested or enforced) where some of the cannibals are "killed" and then eaten by the rest of them. And once they are all eaten up it's the turn of the next group. They are not very violent because they have a good system. That would also explain why they were immediately on board when Alastor said that they can eat angels because they'd get to eat something else than cannibal flesh

[chocor0se]

petition for cursed cat alastor to make a appearance in season two

[ryemiffie]

I've gone too long without saying something mean about the tv man. So here it is, Vox is dumb and ugly and his hat is stupid and honestly everyone out here making the fanon that he's such a hard worker and he's a workaholic and that he thinks through everything as if that bitch didn't just pull angelic security out his ass and toss it to his assistant to figure the fuck out with no regard, that bitch is just sliding by on a pretty smile and it ain't even real! Shit's a bunch of pixels!

Anyway I hate Vox so damm much and I bet due to the limited head space he got crammed in that flat fucking thing he calls a head that the long ass tongue we saw at the end of the episode swirls around his brain like a fucking bird.

[planetkram]

Okay but why does he look like that?

[fanofstuff01]

Can we talk again about how truly fucked up Hazbin's hell is?

Like, imagine being a victim of Jeffrey Dahmer up in heaven and learning your fucking murderer has a TV show, a popular one even, off of the horrible things he did to you.

[realifezompire]

agab? NO!

abad (assigned bow-tie at death)

there's only one clothing store in hell and it shows

[inkbutterflyuniverse]

If hell is forever and Lucifer's in it,

If my man is single then he probably awaits me.

Don't worry Luci, I'll be good with Charlie,

And we'll be a very happy family 🎶 😌

[rowayneau]

Hazbin Sugar Sugar Rune AU

The heart is yours to take, but you must not allow yours to be taken.

The concept of this AU is based on elements of the anime/manga Sugar Sugar Rune.

Sugar Sugar Rune is about two witches who are best friends, Chocolat and Vanilla, who compete to capture the most hearts in the human world. Whoever is victorious will become queen of the Magical World, but there's a catch. If their own hearts get stolen, then they can lose their lives.

In this AU, the two protagonists will be Charlie and Emily. Representatives of Heaven and Hell participate in a task to understand humanity proposed by God. God has returned to Heaven and seen Heaven's method for the overpopulation in Hell. 

While he can see that they believe there is no other way to curb the overpopulation problem, he could also see that they didn’t understand humanity enough to provide the alternative and just went for the extreme solution. There is also a superiority complex they have because since they are in Heaven and are angels, they would not make mistakes and when mistakes are made they just double down on it and never admit or correct it.

This is the same for Hell as well, Hell is built from sin and darkness of the world and humanity. They built a society based on selfishness and apathy, where every person for themselves. It’s a perpetual cycle, where one is hurt and the other is hurt back. Sinners forget their humanity as they try to survive the harshness of Hell, forgetting whatever good they had from their time of living. Where a single mistake will get you screwed for an eternity and a system where everything is rigged against you. It’s no wonder the idea of redemption is found ridiculous, as there is no hope for it to work when everything is against them.

Thus, God created a proposal. If both Heaven and Hell can understand the hearts of humanity, he will abolish the exterminations and allow the concept of redemption and reincarnation. Should they fail, the system will remain as it is.

The plan is one representative from each realm will travel to the human world and live among them. The two representatives will live as humans and need to keep their magic to the minimum. They must not reveal their true nature as an angel and a demon and if revealed they must either find a way to erase the humans memories or they will be dealt a penalty.

While in the human world, they are granted a power to “Pick-up Hearts”. “Hearts” are the crystallized emotions of humans and can be “Pick-up” using the magic that is granted. “Hearts” can come in a variety of colors and they can be different values based on their colors. “Hearts” also can come into two categories. Positive based “Hearts” and negative based “Hearts”. Both have their own value and color scheme for it.

Both representatives must collect “Hearts” to a certain quota to fulfill the goal of abolishing the exterminations. They will need to earn the humans love or trust by helping fulfilling a human wish or helping the human on what they need. If the human feels strong emotion towards either of the two, the strong emotions will be crystallized and can be collected.

But there is a twist in this assignment, in order for both representatives to truly understand humans, they must work outside their comfort zone. 

This means Charlie as Hell representative will have to “Pick-up” positive hearts such as joy, love, gratitude etc. She must “Pick-up” from humans who don't really remember to feel this anymore, such as people with depression, people down on their luck etc., similar to sinners in Hell. She must help these people to remember their life and joy, to keep on living and that sometimes with a little help or push they can change their life around. This will also teach her that things are not always easy and people can’t change easily. She will see that the life of a human is hard and will even realize she is quite sheltered from her people and not really knowing her subjects at all. She will need to take action instead of just positive reinforcement to incite change.

As for Emily, as Heaven representative will have to “Pick-up” negative hearts such as greed, lust, wrath etc. She must “Pick-up” from humans that are good but are pushed/abused, humans have no motivation to act because it’s “wrong” etc. The kind of people that are too nice and are taken advantage of and dying early because of it. Negative emotions are not evil, it just depends on the intention. For example, you can have righteous wrath and use it to stand up for yourself and for the people you care about or you have the greed to kick start your ambition and have the initiative to do it. It’s not a bad thing to have it, but be careful on how it’s used. After all “The road to hell is paved with good intentions��, the most prime example is Lucifer’s Pride and the Apple of Eden. Emily must learn how rough the human world is and how shades of gray people need to go to survive.

The heart is yours to take, but you must not allow yours to be taken. 

That is the absolute one rule that God reinforced. You can take the hearts of humans but you must not let your heart be taken. This is to ensure that both representatives won’t pull “A Lucifer” and cause who knows what chaos to the human world. They must not fall in love with a human and let their hearts be awry. Should that happen, the representative is immediately disqualified and will be considered a failure.

Let the games begin.. How will the story unfold…Stay tuned Folks…….

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Omake

Lucifer being his usual over protective self can’t stand sending Charlie to the human world by herself. She can’t bring Razzle and Dazzle along and has to leave them behind, so she’s going there with no protection. He can’t have that so he began searching his castle for a solution. There he came across a contract, a contract left behind by his wife after she disappeared.

 It’s still active and it’s contracted to a human still living in the human world. This is perfect!! With his magic, he can modify the contract to his favor and make this human watch over Charlie and also keep an eye on the angel too.

Now let’s see, it looks like the human is a radio host…….

Note: This is somewhat Human AU so a lot of characters will be living humans

[gg-ladybug]

Christmas Update: I have received a Hazbin Hotel vinyl (the musical about Hell) on today of all days. I fear I will be shown this as the reason for denial when I am inevitably turned away from the pearly gates. Worth it.

[vkgugfh346535]

Alastor⛪

[maxiemumdamage]

Final theory before the finale drops tomorrow…I really don’t think Alastor is gonna make a contract for Charlie’s soul.

Like, I don’t necessarily think it’s a moral line he wouldn’t cross — don’t forget that right after he’s all “Charlie is so important to me” we see him strangle Husk, threatening to torture and murder him for a snide comment. Alastor is objectively not a super kind or stand-up guy — he has earned his place in Hell through his cruelty and capriciousness.

But even if Alastor would very much like to make a contract for Charlie’s soul…I don’t think there’s any practical benefit to it for anyone but him. And Charlie is smart enough — and with Vaggie’s past revealed, now likely enough to be in a paranoid mood — never to agree. We see as early as the pilot that she knows what a bad idea that is, and recently she watched all the pain Angel went through because of his contract with Valentino.

Charlie would never gamble away her power and agency like that, not when we know from the trailer she’s on the path to claim it with a newfound passion to revel against Heaven.

Plus…Charlie is not a human soul. She is the child of a fallen angel and a sinner who was presumably long dead and already an Overlord when she had Charlie. A Hellborn.

I don’t think she has a soul to gamble or trade away — and that’s the point. Despite being the sort of person Heaven condemns (remember Lute seemed to think the Hellborn ought to be targeted as part of the Extermination, that Charlie was treated with as close to contempt as Heaven is capable of for her most minor offenses)….

Charlie remains a bright, good person.

[lime-bucket]

Cain headcanons if he was in hazbing hotel

-cain is completely desensitized to the exterminations.sure at first he was enraged & assumed that adam & lucifer were targeting him sepecifically by slaughtering his descendents as some kind of punishment but he realized how unlikely that is.still he never moved to fight against the angels becuz what can he do alone?

-Cain is like a glitch in the system,since he entered hell before many of its rules were established,not much of its world limitations work on him.wich means he could travel between the rings of hell,but he prefers to spend his time in the wrath ring working on a farm he owns or traveling in the vast fiery deserts.

-He regards all the sinners as juveniles,no matter how old their time periods.as well as having a "too old fr this shit" mentality toward turf wars & the general chaos in hell wich is why he never participates in it.

-personality wise hes like a lone wolf,always stoic & serious but his actions bounce from flawless self control to engaging in self destructive behaviours.

-cain got severe trust issues.he might act well polite toward any person but he wont stop fr a sec doubting their true intentions.on top of that he keeps everyone at arms length

-hell gouge out the eyes of anyone who dares making Alabama joke to him,fortunately that doesnt occure often as cain tends to keep a low profile & he never reveals his real name to ppl.

-the only group cain made sure to know his name r the overlords,cuz they see him as a red line ever since one time a cocky overlord tried to fool him to giving in his soul,so in return cain gruesomely killed him & used magic to keep their corpse burning fr weeks,afterwards he hunted down every single sinner who was working under the overlord & killed them in same manner.

[passionateseadruid]

does Jesus exist in the Hazbin hotel universe? Like if he does exist, the only people who should know about him are those in heaven, Vaggie (cause duh), Lucifer, and you could maybe make a case for Charlie and Lilith.

because, as I stated before, I’m pretty sure Adam didn’t eat the apple, which means original sin shouldn’t technically exist which means Jesus would have no reason to come down and die on the cross.

does that mean Christianity doesn’t exist?