#ah!!!

[inexplicably-spookified]

!!!

[abyssallector]

Still trying to figure out how to draw them

[otrtbs]

i would kill a man for a panera supercharged lemonade rn. i would.

[pureanonofficial]

CARMEN - The Royal Opera House, 2006

[dayas]

I can’t fucking believe it I CANNOT BELIEVE WE GOT THAT. LIKE IT’S REAL. IT’S NOT A HALLUCINATION IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

[ambreiiigns]

EMMA CAPELLI SCURI......!?!?!?

[zmediaoutlet]

DEANNA DEANNA MY BELOVED DEANNA and young horny fucked up but also normal sam who is SO OBSESSED WITH HER ARGH

beautiful, just beautiful, holy shit

u really put ur whole pussy (insert "oedipussy" joke here) into that and it was WORTH IT ive read it FOUR TIMES

oedipussy!!! four?????

oh anonymous bud!

young horny fucked up but also normal weechesters are some of my favorite kinds! I'm so glad you dig them too! They can act totally fine around people and they watch tv and play slugbug and also they would lose their cherries to each other given half a chance! Just totally normal well-socialized balls to the wall freaks. Wouldn't have them any other way <333

thank you thank you for reading the thing. that's so nice. half the time idk if anyone's even like giving it a look-in, it's so rad to get these messages, ah. ah!!

[angstics]

RESEARCH JUMPSCARE

[tomster1274]

yeehaw... too lazy to color this but here :>

WAHHHHHH THAT'S OUR GUYS :D!!!!!! LOVE the contrast of them here... Yours looks very slightly concerned about+TOO serious("I am professional with an idiot" type beat) for this different version of him, while mine is just being silly and goofy+dorky like always :0). This is literally so SO awesome, love it SO BAD. Thanks Termina raggghvbg!!!!!!!!

[mojoomojojo]

Can I just say, outside of teasing you and playing with your bladder and everything you're doing, you're doing a great job of entertaining us? You've made me actually laugh to myself like 5 times tonight, you have a great sense of humor, and I keep looking forward to seeing your notifications. I kinda want to start a pee blog and do the same thing, it seems super fun.

🥺 ! Do it! You can always try it out and then decide later that it isn't for you, or make one and then make another again-- this is my second omo blog, for example, and my first run I learned some of the ways I DON'T like interacting, and I don't do them this time. Also a lot of the ways I DO! Who else are we going to talk to about holding our pee, honestly. I realized when I was going through omo stuff online that there was a kind of content I wasn't finding, or wasn't finding a lot of, and thought hey, I could try to make that. And so I've made (some of) it myself-- there's plenty of other types of content I'd like to see that I haven't or can't make though! I'm sure everyone else is as excited as I am to see what you've got, your own omo spin and #takes. :D :D :D

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[pureanonofficial]

Freddie Trumper (Anders Ekborg) in Chess på svenska.

[arowrath]

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO