#ahhh shit bruh

[rubyreduji]

thinking about how jihoon was around my age when he debuted 🧍🧍 literally wtf bc like imagine being so successful at such a young age

also looking at videos of their debut era is crazy because jihoon looks so young and i'm like there aint no way we're both 18

and the fact that he looks even younger in songs past their debut era (i'm thinking specifically of oh my rn) but literally WTF i dont even look old and still im in shock

[burntb4bydoll]

CLINGY GEORGG WHEEEEEEEEN????

AHHH CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE FIRST GEORG ASKKKK!!!!! I LOVE THAT MAN HE IS BEAUTIFUL 😩 but erm keep in mind this is my first time writing for him so it might be shit

Clingy Georg Listing x Reader

•BRUH HE TRYS TO BE SO SLICK ABOUT IT

•he thinks no one notices how he practically chases after you when you walk away

•everyone sees. And everyone thinks it’s hilarious that hes trying to act cool about it

•his hand is always on your thighh omgg

•if you do to move you leg away he’ll squeeze it and pull you back into him

•if you’re not part of the band he’ll be soo whiny when he has to leave you to go on tour

•he’ll call you every day but its just not enough for him so he’ll catch an attitude with everyone but you💀

•if you are in the band? He is having the time of his life while on tour with you

•you guys have separate bunks and hotel rooms but he sneaks into yours so he can sleep with you<3

•totally sleeps with his head on your chest with his arms tightly around your waist when hes feeling extra clingy

•otherwise he makes you lay completely on top of him with your head tucked under his chin

•he gets so protective of you too

•if a fan or something gets too touchy with you he’ll pull you into his side and make sure they don’t do anything else to you

•he’ll also shield you from paparazzi if they get to be too much for you

•but if you let him he’ll totally show off that you’re dating to them, like kissing your hand, arms wrapped around your waist or shoulders

•but for the most part he wants to keep your affections to himself

•would let you do crazy hairstyles on him if it means he can have your hands on him

[siriustaylorsversion]

a gracie abrams x reader social media au PRETTY PLEAK!! face claim- savannah smith and the readers an actress

Obsessed

ahhh, omg i love gracie abrams! if you want something different, lmk. thank you for the request, always good to hear from people!!!

enjoyy <3

summary- both the reader and gracie being big fans of each other and crushing over each other... they meet at the eras tour and then fall in love! making music about each other and basically being obsessed with each other in the best way.

requests open!

buzzfeed

buzzfeed "I'm the biggest fan of y/n y/l/n, I mean... I LOVE HER SO MUCH NOW, and have since i was a child." - gracie abrams liked by yourname.official, gracieabrams and 109,300 others.

yourname.official 🥺💘

forever.more THE DUO WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED y/n.abrams changing into a fan account as we speak... grace.landers BRUH THEY'RE SO CUTE

gracieabrams I'm gonna go and hide now... I'M STILL OBSESSED WITH HER.

madelyncline GIRL- forever.more OH MY GOD, WTF 😭😭😭 swiftiearmy she's such a mood!!!

madelyncline This has somehow cured my whole life.

gracieabrams

gracieabrams you know i will never have the words. THE ERAS TOUR IS HAPPENING AND I WILL NEVER HAVE THE WORDS tayloswift Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Thank you. I love you. holy. shit. also, yourname.official knows I exist so now I can go die peacefully. liked by taylorswift, yourname.official and 490,400 others.

gracenation “only for a school project but a girl can dream right” and now u are here <3

forever.more if they get together, istg 😍😍😍

madelyncline They better.... stateof.gracie oH MY GOD, we all need a bsf like her...

yourname.official

yourname.official i am so ECSTATIC to finally be able to say that i got the tickets!! watching some of my biggest idols taylorswift gracieabrams and phoebebridgers live will definitely bring tears to my eyes... liked by gracieabrams, madelyncline and 2,009,700 others.

madelyncline What??!! tickets? plural? for me right?

gracieabrams can't wait to see you there <3

yourname.official OKAY I HAVE TO BE DREAMING- y/n.swiftie she REPLIED!! forever.more yourname.official where are YOU???? yourname.official error 304: user dead. I'M OBSESSED.

gracieabrams

gracieabrams How to function when your celebrity crush just admitted that they are a huge fan of you and you have to PERFORM in front of them?! liked by yourname.official, stateof.gracie and 300,900 others.

yourname.official i'm literaly obsESSED WITH YOU.

gracieabrams No, cause that's me. ILY stateof.gracie in oliviarodrigo's words, it's the start of something new... oliviarodrigo i NEED this in my life.

taylornation We say that's our baby, and we're proud 🥺

forever.more But like... THEY'D LITERALLY BE PERFECT.

e!news

e!news Watch out, our favorite actress couldn't stop mentioning our favorite singer when asked any question yesterday... Is this our newest celebrity couple? liked by gracieabrams, forever.more and 200,000 others.

forever.more SHE LIKED WTF?

gracieabrams 💕 forever.more AHHH QUEEN REPLIED

stateof.gracie i literally just died, dead.

graceneation MY FAVORITE QUEENS RULING THE MUSIC AND THE FILM INDUSTRY!

yourname.official

yourname.official OH.MY.GOD. liked by gracieabrams, forever.more and 2,008,900 others.

gracieabrams best.night.ever <3

yourname.official ummm 😏 gracieabrams NO- forever.more AYO WTF? gracenation y/n, no!!!

taylorswift My reaction exactly 💕

yourname.official thank you for just, EXISTING. gracieabrams and for would've could've should've... yourname.official beat that. yourname.official gracieabrams why you no love me? gracieabrams ew, don't quote that... forever.more OH MY GOD 😭

yourname.official added to their story...

gracieabrams

gracieabrams MY NEW ALBUM “Obsessed” OUT NEXT WEEK… “dear y/l/n?” out in 3 days...

It’s difficult to imagine these songs living anywhere other than my most secret places, but yourname.official reminded me that holding space for my heart's feelings in songwriting is kind of the whole point.

I feel an unbelievable amount of gratitude for the opportunity to have made this album. Writing this record allowed me to grow up in ways I needed to. It forced me to reflect and be accountable. It allowed me to walk away from versions of myself that I no longer recognized. It allowed me to let go.

There will never be enough words to describe the gift that is Y/n's love. She is one of the very few people in this world capable of making others feel safe to their core when they are exploring the parts of themselves that are most raw. Hope you like it! liked by yourname.official, gracenation and 800,700 others.

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hope this was good enough! enjoy your day/night!!

[supercriminalbean]

Things that made me insane during criminal minds evolution:

Written while I watched so enjoy my bumbling mess. Spoiler alert of course.

This one is long as fuck I'm sorry.

Episode 5:

JJ and Will. I'll call your mum 😂😂 I lost it.

Garcia shouting No repeatly reminds me of a child of a drunk adult refusing to go home.

The way Emily and Rossi are sitting it's like thier watching thier little child.

Dave face while he watches her I can not.

He's literally the dad. One look from her and she slowly goes quite and the. "You done?" Like bruh you are father.

Thoes two are father and daughter and it fixes my daddy issues for 50 minutes at a time.

No one like you deputy douchbag

Rossi and Luke sending him dirty looks is great.

Tara saying Gen z makes me smile for no reason.

Rossi calling deputy douchebag out. I love it when he profiles people it's so fucking soothing for my soul.

Rossi say bullshit and calling him more out. Fuck yes sir call him out my bitch.

Deputy douchebag you really think profiler can't read you think again dumbass.

Emily proud of Dave yet has to take deputy douch out of the room before more damage is done.

Emily is so fucking hot when she calls him out tho. Fucking love it when she profiles.

Son of a bitch coming from Dave is so hottt.

Why have I always gotten enemies to lovers vibes from Penelope and Tyler.

Luke and Penelope are end game always butttt.

I feel Rossi having more fun that he really should be setting thoes two to be working together.

Tyler wears crocs😂😂

Feet off the table bitchhh.

Garcia earrings are amazinggg.

Tyler asking about the catsssss.

Dave explaining thingggs it's so cuteeee.

Penelope catching on because of Reid ahh thier friendship is the best.

Penelope and Dave have and continues to be one of my fav duos.

WILL DOESN'T HAVE CANCER FUCK YESS. NOTHING LIFE THEARTNING WE ALLGOOD.

Will has good points just saying. Also I think it's time JJ should leave the BAU for her family. Do I want her to go. Fuck no she's the best.

Oh if they kill her off the season imma become an unsub.

Pinky swear 😍😍😭😭

JJ and Will own my heart.

Emily and Tara please step on me.

Benjamin mum is a dickface.

"I'll say he tricked you" grabs cup quickly so no one can asks questions.

The look Rossi gives her, he's like. Girl your issues are showing.

Ha! Tyler you just got told bitch!

He mentioned black queen. Protective Davey let's go.

Nah Dave come on you should of punched that man.

Luke go talk to Garcia she's needs you.

Penelope calling herself mama ahhh. Imma whore for her.

Prentiss unbuttoning her top and scaring deputy douchbag is great.

Yesss Mommy Prentiss 😍😍. Luke just smirked at the bullsack sentence. He's like ahh good she's arrived

Prentiss playing mommy is hot. She can be my mommy anyday.

This is giving me early Emily Prentiss vibessss fuck I miss it.

Ahh he knows shit, Prentiss is good. Deputy douch fuck off.

Tara needs more boss ass bitch scenes.

Dave acting as of he can't use technology all of sudden. Bitch did you forget your a gamer? Like it's mentioned a few times mainly on a console yes but still. Bitch you know technology you use it daily Dave.

Is Dave trying to set them up or some shit?

HE BROUGHT HER A CAT!?!

I really don't like the way they are getting along. But also like the second they met I knew it. But LUKE AND GARCIA IS LOVE. But this is new love... but I don't like it. Maybe.

Prentiss is love. She a bad bitch. Don't therten her you litter ass bitch I'll fight her. Emily stand ya ground.

Deputy douchbag grow some balls.

Sicarius is hot. I'm sorry I'm a whore for a man like him. And I opps.

Haha bitch you dead.

Deputy douch this your fault.

Go off Emily go offffff.

Cat. Catttt. Cute cat. Tyler holding cat is Hella cute.

But Dave seriously we needa talk. This man is who you want to be dating the girl you see as a daughter. SERIOUSLY?! DO YOU DISLIKE LUKE THAT MUCH?!?!

Is JJ and Luke in trouble?..I'm scared.

Tyler still holding cat fucking hell.

I'm scared. JJ DONT DO IT. Ahh she's ringing him I wanna cry. Stay by the car please.

Deputy douch shutting up finally.

Emily voice waver on the please.

I'm sorry I started laughing at Penelopes. Oh no..

Tara and Luke are bestie like I know they all family but thoes two remind me of Derek and Spencer and I. Ow.

Rossi can't handle anymore deaths please.

I mean we all know no ones gonna die cos like they aren't gonna do that but still.

Oooh what if this is how they bring back Reid or Hotch or even my Morgan 😍😋 just like they run to the hospital cos JJ is hurt.

So is that when Penelope confesses to Luke that she's is love orrrr do I have to wait longer for that?

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S1Ep14!

Some guy running through the woods

Average interaction between my idiot brothers

HEHE XENA

Gabrielle 🥰

A "Titan's key"? Sounds important

A puzzleee

AJDHDHSH SHE ATE IT. SUCH A MENACE

Nice to meet you "GO AWAY"

Ambrosia! Ohhhh

"We were to be married" Gabrielle is like 😐

Is this disgusting dude the man they're looking for?

Yup

Super awkward trek together.

"Hate's a pretty strong word. But maybe the right one."

I'm not like Other Bloodthirsty Warlords much

Xena's like GF come here

"And I'm asking you to trust me" AAAAA

"There's four of us" "There doesn't have to be"

Xena prepared to rip him to shreds for threatening her gf. She's just like Vastra fr 🦎

GABRIELLE WITH THE BAG

Bruh, he just killed him

They just leave the guy in the woods. Lol.

WHAT NICE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. Skeletons on wheels

Arrows again

Oh and a bridge. Of course.

Course it breaks

OH FFS WHAT IS WRONGGGG WITH THIS GUY

The bridge rips.

I FUCKING HATE HIM

👀 She saves her girlfriend

"You stinking, smelling scumbag"

Can we just agree that both these men are SHIT.

"She's worthless" oh Xena is pissedddd

"If she dies, you die" HHHHEHEHE I LOVE LESBIANS WILLING TO KILL FOR THEIR LOVER

GABRIELLE. WHERE. GIRLFRIEND???

Don't talk to the man........

GET YOUR SHIT HANDS OFF GABRIELLE YOU CUNTFACE

HEHEHE XENA GONN KILL HIM

"Don't mess with my (girl)friend"

"You hurt my friend and I'll rip your throat out" Hehehehe Xena your lesbianism is showing

Gabrielle you're so cute I love you

"Nonamea".... Almost like it has... No name...

OH SHIT. They just dishonoured the temple thousandfold...

"Your doom is assured!" *sees his men be beaten up* "However, I might be mistaken" sjdhdvsgsh

Let's settle for the men are both idiots

"Well this is going to be a pleasant evening" GABRIELLE XDDD

"Rock. Rock. Rock!" kicks sand. XD

AHAHAHA GABRIELLE BEAT HIM

"Don't pull a ring" ffs he pulled it XD

Ohhh, treashör.

TITAN'S KEY.

NAURRRR IS GABRIELLE GONE TOO

"if you let me go I'll build a temple to you"

Gabrielle i love you btw

FFS of course the guy stepped onto something

It does look very pretty

STOP PUTTING A KNIFE TO GABRIELLE'S THROAT

He was stabbed or whatever. Idc

Xena is very strong. Lovelyyy

Oop. Did she shoot him with his own knife

"Pls gimme my redemption arc before I die" How about no. Die <3

Ahhh,her wedding bracelet

Anyway back to lesbians.

"He was a good man" debatable.

Anyway. Lesbians.

[siriuslysatorusimping]

OKAY BUT THE FIRST PHOTO THO IS GIVING GOKUDŌ VIBES IF NANAMI WAS A YAKUZA LEADER AND THE SECOND I BELIEVE THERE WAS A BOXER!GOJO AU 🫣 THAT I READ AROUND HERE

AHHH

BRUH.

I tossed the idea back and forth, but really, I always felt Nanami fit in Gokudō best as a detective 👀 Because it fits that he would get out and call the yakuza shit while also still keeping some of his ties, ya know???

BUT HIM AS YAKUZA WORKING HIS WAY UP?? would be hot 😩

As for boxer au?? It's like, on my list of ideas 🙃🙃 but I haven't written anything yet because I've kinda hit a bit of a block lately...

[giggasnap]

(SPOILERS FOR FIONNA AND CAKE EP 9 AND 10)

live thoughts as I watch the episode

LSP spaghetti guts? Ew

SIMON INSIDE THE FUCKING FRIDGE WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT??? PENNYWISE HEAD ASS

oh thank God it was a dream. Maybe

oh no. I can already tell cake being magic is gonna fuck everything up

Gary and Marshall wholesome yaoi

Fionna you sound and look insane

MY BABYGIRL THE LICH WHAT ARE YOU PRAYING TO HONEY

SIMON WHY WOULD YOU KICK HIM

The lich is kind of pretty okay I won't even lie. He can be a little pretty. Also this is the most he's ever spoken

AHHH HES SO COOL I KNEW IT I KNEW HE WASNT SATISFIED KILLING EVERYTHING

I love you Mister Lich also what is that weird black box on your chest. Oh no.

HOLY SHIT WHAT. BRO GOT CUBED???? FREE MY MAN!!!!!

Simon I think you might die dude

Aw I remember shermy and beth

Uhm. What. I mean I guess that makes sense for Betty to do but also what. Also I'm still hung up on the lich cubes all around Golbetty can we like address that

Scarab I think you are going to suffer a horrific fate my guy

I was right

CAKE YOU ARE SCARING THE GAYS

"I would still date you if you were a vampire" we know dude we know

SIMON CANNOT DO "ANYTHING" BRO IS STRUGGLING TO MATERIALIZE RIGHT NOW

Shermy Simon is cute

PRISMO!!!!

I just keep wondering where all of this is going

oh fuck the book failed

LSP NOOO

EPSIODE 9 ENDS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK

literally one last episode and then its over. What. I'm scared

Guys. I think we are fucked. I dunno though.

Oooo animation is cool

This is neat but what is actually occuring right now

CHOOSE GOOSE!????

WAIT PAWN SWAN???

"get outta here!" Omg

THE MIDDLE FINGER??? OKAY

Simonshermy maybe we should just go visit BMO and see if he has the crown. That seems more plausible than whatever we're doing here.

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY ARE YOU PUKING BLUE.

"he's hot" Marshall. There are bigger things to worry about but also valid

Scarab petty as hell but we've known that

aw perry is neat

NO PERRY

"our post office! That was our oldest building" FIONNA stop this I'm going to tear up

"go cake!" "Love you, fi!" GUYS THEYRE ADORABLE

Nova and Casper are obviously Simon and Betty parallels somehow. I feel it.

I knew it. Which will you choose.

Oh my god. Simon is having a realization.

"Nova was obsessed with Casper" "but I thought they were in love" "they were! But it wasn't exactly on equal footing." Oh my god everyone shut up while I cry for three billion years.

Oh no. Simon will do something. What is he going to do Im scared.

Bye ash. Also fuck ash in all universes

Gary. Bruh

MARSHALL NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!!!

Simon please bro don't do anything too extreme I'm scared he'll kill himself high-key

I WILL START SOBBING. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fionna and cake about to get vaporized

SIMON FUCKING BANSHEE SCREECHING. THE ONLY THING THAT GETS THIS GUY FIRED UP HIS IS BABIES GETTING MESSED WITH HIS BABIES BEING FINN FIONNA OR MARCELINE

so does this count as a golbetty wish or a Prismo wish

SCARAB WHAT THE FUCK

VAMPIRE WORLD FINN!!!

GIANT BUFF FIONNA LETS GOOOO

Simon getting actual therapy yes

[btnclmrttn]

or or imagine playing videogames with him like ahhh T---T he's so bad at them but he's still so cute wtfff so cute!!! i bet he'd go and try playing souls games (because they look cool), only to be devastated by its unforgiving difficulty, but he'd still persevere and that's just the cutest thing ahh sorrryyy for rambling

U good bruh I appreciate it

True tho he totally determined to just look good in front of you and progressively gets more and more embarrassed that just shows in a form of irritation

Like if he just watched you play like it was second nature he would be insanely jealous but so intrigued

You could tease him about it, but only lightly. Just enough to motivate him to keep trying to at least do it to show you what for

Maybe he'd do better with Assassin's Creed or some shit. It still looks pretty fucking cool

[singull]

ahhh the woes of when some rando walks into the shop at work wanting to sell me something to sell i the gift shop out of the blue.

like bruh…this shoulda been an email.

i’m not sure which is worse tho…the ones that come in completely unprepared (like…motherfuckers can’t even find pictures of their product in their photos app because they don’t bother to organize that shit into a specific folder), or the ones that just show up with a big box of their shit and a pushy attitude.

either way, they both suck and i usually ghost them once they finally leave.

[confessiont]

So I use to date this guy that I didn’t care about, really I didn’t care about him at all I didn’t even consider him as a partner. He was just that void or body that was there because at that time I was tired of hearing my friends talking about I needed to get some and I needed somebody. Truth be told baby that toy was doing wonders so I really didn’t to much care, anyways back to the subject. He really got on my nerves, like I really hated him. Being around him felt like death and sometimes I wish I had the courage to punch off on him but yeah we ain’t go get into to much details. The only thing that came out of that relationship that many people called it was my baby sister, I let her drive my car when she didn’t wanna drive hers, sent her money and took her to the mall. He got jealous and I started noticing but I never said anything, he was cheating but I didn’t care. I only cared cause he had my car 😂😂 I just wanted it back so when I piss you off and you say I’m dropping it off bet. He may had feelings for me but me boy die 🥹. He stole from me numerous times and then I start getting messages from the other females like baby I don’t care about a man who don’t clean his ass but go ahead Poo if that’s what you want. The only reason why I stayed is because my baby sister didn’t want me to leave and I told her so many times I wasn’t leaving her 🙄����. Me and my sister would be texting while we was bored at work and T&T would always hack her iCloud and we would have a roasting section. So when me and my sister would go to the mall and walk around I would feel somebody staring but I be in my own world, so my sister would catch them before me and bruh when I say them legs got to going bruh I had to run to catch up to her. Then I would notice him randomly driving by and I thought that was like the cutest shit ever 😂😂 like just stop and say hey you big ass goof but knowing me I would of took off running. So I ain’t to much care for the dude I was “dating” I didn’t to much care cause I low key was developing feelings for T and I ain’t say nothing but truth be told I wish I got pregnant by T first 🥹🥹🫢 and now that I think about it the one that I was dating tried to keep me away from him and only told me about his other brothers 😂😂 ahhh okay I’m done 😂😂😂

[imapineanddie]

We feel alone and worthless sometimes.

Maybe more than sometimes.

Feeling you'll never be good enough is not a pleasant feeling.

I'll give you that.

If someone labels you as weak, sensitive or shit just because something that affects you, seems trivial to them-

Okay first of all, why are you even with them?

Cause damn, if it hurts, it does.

The greatest battles are the ones fought within ourselves.

It's humane to feel pain. Pain shall come your way, take it. All of it. But just don't let it eat you alive. Don't lose touch from what's left because of what left you this way. If you've been abandoned, it doesn't mean that you're left hollow there, not knowing what to do. Life has to go on and you've gotta understand that being alone isn't the end of the world. Do not lose your shine because of the rust someone left on you.

Remember, you never have to be an option for anyone. Frickin' anyone. Because how much ever it hurts to be alone, it's nothing in comparison to feeling alone even when surrounded.

Be conscious of who you let in your radius. Stay away from people who are too engrossed in themselves to think about others or dismiss your problems as unimportant. Toxicity is better avoided than dealt with. (kinda hard if it lies in your parents, though)

Never stay when you know you should leave. Do not justify every goddamn wrong thing a person does. They are loved, doesn't mean they are worthy, though.(I used think that all people are mostly good. Wrong. Some people just suck, assholes they are.)

Do the right thing, even if it hurts. Even if it feels excruciatingly painful. For the nonce. But saves you a hella lot of pain later.

I don't, for a second, say that pain is easy. It feels as if every ounce of you is being compressed and being sucked out of its life. All at once. It isn't easy. Physical pain looks alluring then, but Don't. I can never imagine the excruciating pain one goes through which makes them succumb to death. Never looking back to stop for anything.

Anything.

We may not fathom the power that time has in possession, but time does heal.

To forgive? We might not be up for it. Although, time does make the stack of misery less easier to access and the memories less painful. Things may or may not be alright in the near future but you sure as hell will be.

You're gonna be just fine.

Find a passion, preferably which isn't alive (kidding, not kidding). Listen to uplifting music (for heaven sake, the one which does NOT remind you of your ex-partner's padosi ka doggy, smh).

And ahhh frickin' involve yourself in physical exercise, cause nothing feels better than a good body of your own.

Yeah bud, my six packs are coming soon ;) nada.

Kidding, actually kidding.

Kyunki bhaiya, lockdown chal raha hai, hence gyms band hai. Aur ghar pe chaahe equipment ho, motivation toh nahane ka bhi nahi milta mujhe.

Moral: Move your ass and exercise. Mujhe jaisa MAT bano.

Physical exercise actually makes us feel good. Ahh, well I've found my peace of mind after mutilating a dozen things in my house.

Find your perfect match (@jeevansathi.com, no).

Just saying, that there are ways to let all the bitterness out of you (and get an on fleek body too, hehe) and please abstain from doing things that you know won't make you feel any better, for instance, listening to Bekhayali? idk bruh.

You'll be okay.

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Fix yourself, sweetheart. Know your bruise first.

'Cause even the right medicine won't work for the wrong ailment.

Realize that you are precious and never settle for less. You deserve to be loved for what you are. Absolutely candid.

I strongly believe the right thing for you is destined to happen, at the right time. Do not be impatient, the Universe has its own beautiful plans.

By the way, do you realize you're disappointing your future self who has been thinking about you? Totally disappointed in how you have lost months of your life not being alive. tsk tsk (alright, cmds)

Each second you live is a once in a lifetime moment. And jaani, we're not sent here with a warranty card. Jee lo, kyunki, kya pata kal ho na ho.

I wish that each one of you finds a person, in whose arms at night you may let yourself loose, talk, goof around and cry; and they'll hug you and whisper in your ear, 'Don't worry sweetheart, I'm with you, all the way.' (okay, someone please kill me already)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Okay, time to go.

Last minute reminders.

Homo sapiens, please smile. Cause it's known that the mere act of smiling can brighten up your mood :)

So, Smile. Be kind. Love. Laugh. Look around.

Look into people's eyes and understand the stories they could never share.

Because we are all just wanderers finding our way back home.

[senseiwu]

Holy SHIT people should uhm be aware that spreading negativity about characters on positivity posts about them is uhm. The worst. Anyway, misako rules, she mostly suffers from the writers trying to fit characters into situations where it's hard to find an "excuse" as to why they're only being introduced now. That's not her fault??? I think she rocks and honestly WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT HOW SHE CAN. DO. SPINJITZU. I SO OFTEN THINK ABOUT THAT BRUH. And they should have brought back her friendly rivalry with wu that was fun :) Also man i LOVE thinking about her relationship with garmadon btw. Cause like s1/2 garm hates everyone But her and lloyd. He says that she's the only one who ever understood. AND THAT HNNNNN SO MAKES ME IMAGINE HOW THEIR RELATIONSHIP USED TO BE YOU KNOW. Like man i imagine garmadon becoming more distant from wu and his friends as time goes on. Everything becomes harder for him. But i like to believe that while his father for example used to tell him to stand above it or even supress it, misako told him it was okay and comforted him. MAN i'm soo emotional about them. I think that misako has a really big heart and is a very understanding person! Also ahhhhh i wonder how exactly she learned spinjitzu, the bros probably taught her, that must have been really fun, the shenanigans ^^. But also AHHH her Grief after losing not just garmadon but wu as well because they cut ties... Part of why she gave lloyd away was probably that she was didn't think she could raise him after that trauma you know 😔, like she must have been in a bad place ✊🏻

It’s a freaking awful thing to do, and it happens so many times on Misako related posts. Not just here on Tumblr either. 

Yeah, her introduction was not the best, and we needed to see something about her and Lloyd at least like discussing what happened. It’s clear from how they are now that they’re close, and despite what people say, he does care about his mother, and love her (and vice versa). But it would’ve been nice to see that. Or have some insight into her situation at the time. Who knows, maybe we would have had something if they hadn’t planned to end Ninjago after Season 2.

We know a little bit about how she learnt Spinjitzu! I don’t know how much Garmadon was involved, but Wu is the one who mainly taught her. It’s talked about in the Book of Spinjitzu, which is still at my old house so I can’t tell you what it says unfortunately </3 It’s not talked about enough and we’ve not seen it since S2, I believe.

Imagine if she used it in the fight against Garmadon outside Dareth’s apartment.... idk I feel like that would’ve taken that scene to a whole nother level (it was already intense but like,,, aa)

I like to think that Misako maybe like,,, had a calming effect, I guess, on Garmadon. Like, it would be affecting him, but her being around would make it not so bad, or she’d be able to soothe him easier than most.

YEAH DUDE looking after Lloyd alone after losing Garmadon in TWO ways (he’d fully succumbed to the venom... then been banished to the Underworld after trying to kill Wu....) and then knowing he’s going to have to fight his father one day.... She’s not the type of person to sit around and do nothing. And it would be too dangerous to bring Lloyd around Ninjago with her. Enrolling him in a boarding school.... people make it sound worse than it is. A boarding school is not an orphanage or something like that; she didn’t not want to be his mother. ANyway, I could rant about that forever ^-^; so I won’t and I’ll stop there.

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: Blah Blah Woof Woof

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

As we prepare to start watching:

Wench: “Okay, count at will!” Jezebel: “3 2 1 go” Wench’s video: *freezes* Wench: Wait! Jezebel: … Un-go

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Ah chess

Jezebel’s video: *freezes*Wench: DAMMIT

[Poor Logan… Doesn't he know?  "Always let the [transgenic] win"  Well, I guess it's the opposite; he wants her to let him win... but oh well]

“See ya”

[The music tho]

What ya doing Lintlicker

Le gasp

Oooof, a gun.  He crazy

Buddy you don’t dismiss everyone

Pervo ☠️☠️☠️

Ooooof close call

Took you long enough to see it  [Okay, I'm sorry, but it's not that good a photo]  

[I love these three. OC, Herbal, and Sketchy are my adored.  I also love Normal anthropomorphizing the packages :)]

Ahhh another intense episode

Oh noooo!  Intense for more than just Max

Ok I’m sorry maybe it’s just me but the doctor said this very weird  [Is true.]  Like at first his tone was you may need to do it.  Then it swapped to ehhh you don’t wanna do it.  [Tis true.  Also, Logan looking at him like, "Bud, you're not convincing me not to do surgery" is kinda funny]

Uh oh busted

[OH SHIT OH FUCK Max’s line about “Look how thin she is; can you say eating disorder?” is so horrible given what I've heard about Alba’s time on set.]

The thing I don’t get. These kids escaped… what does he think is gonna happen if he catches them after all this time… they are just gonna be like. Oooop ya got me! Now I’ll work for you again  [Yeah.  Don’t forget, you haven’t met PsyOps yet]  True

[Poor Normal, acting all hurt and slighted… "She didn't come back from her morning run; imagine that. I had some high hopes for you, pal, but you just turned out to be like all the rest, didn’t you? Just a great, big, fat goose egg." cough cough, you didn’t come back and that hurt my feelings :((((]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  Looool true  [Am I wrong?  That's the vibe it's got.]  Not at all lol it really is

[Zach continues to annoy me, just btw]  OC gonnn fuck him up  [She should!!!]

Zogan pt 2  [I'm telling you; Lach]  Bruh.  Turn my brain off.  Turn it off.  I don’t wanna be here.  These aren’t the fics that Anon was asking for.

HOW IS HE DRIVING

Oh wait it actually shows the mechanisms this time… Run him over!

But also, I feel like he wouldn’t be such a natural at a handicap vehicle.  Like, just have the trainer drive.

[Normal has a bad habit of doing what he thinks is right and it not being right, btw] ☠️☠️☠️

Normal.  My Buddy.  You got lipgloss on.  [WAIT WHAT?!  PAUSE.  We'll do the midpoint reaction early; I gotta check]  Ok lol  [oh my god he does.  OH MY GOD HE DOES.  YOU'RE NOT WRONG!!!]  😂😂😂

Ooooooo imma slap a Zach

Oh, speak of the devil (Max) and she shall appear

All these people shooting at her and all of them missing; she’s not even dodging?!?!  They’re like Stormtroopers!

– – – 

Midpoint reaction: (note: from here on out — on both this episode and the next, maybe on some others too, though they’ll be labelled if so — this reaction was done on a voice call.  The conversation has been assembled after the episode as well as we could, but it’s not word-for-word!)

Jezebel: This episode’s another intense one, and very nerve-wracking, but not a lot’s really happened in this one?

Wench: I KNOW.  Like, this is really intense, but also, somehow, really slow, and, come on, writers, are you ever going to advance the plot???

Jezebel: All I’ve got right now is Lach, and I don’t want it, but it’s there.  Like, that last exchange felt like a Max/Logan scene, but they swapped Max out for Zach

Wench: EXACTLY.  And that exchange about the window being open?  Literally a parallel to the pilot.  I think that line was an exact callback, in fact, though I haven’t checked to confirm for sure.

Jezebel: Normal’s got a decently big part in this episode…

Wench: Comments for Normal Anon?

Jezebel: He’s mighty shiny lol

Wench: And favorite characters at this point?

Jezebel:  Kinda hard to say.  Before I started watching NCIS again, I was like meh: Logan was just there.  But now that I’m back hyperfixating on the show again, I love Logan even though there’s no reason to.  OC is up there, then Herbal, just because I like their bits.  And I hate that I don’t like Max because Jessica Alba is hot.

Wench: (re. OC/Herbal et al) I feel so bad for not liking/rewatching season 1 much because I’m coming to the conclusion that I really love the Jam Pony scenes.

Jezebel: Right?!?!  I loved scenes like the last episode's

Wench: Normal did not deserve that!!!

Jezebel: He really didn’t!  He’s… I’m trying to come up with a comparable character, and it’s not much working.  He’s not “I can’t stand him; he’s so horrible.”  He’s not even that bad.  He’s just a bit annoying sometimes.  But I like him at other times.  Maybe Hotch?  I would say gibbs but I know you have strong feelings against him ☠️☠️☠️  Maybe the Gibbs gibbs is supposed to be?  He’s complex! Cause normal is an ass… but not an asshole. There’s a difference ☠️  And I don’t recall another character being that dorky kinda loveable but assish too.

Wench: Yeah, that makes sense!  And I think you’re gonna get more insight into him next episode, which is why I said wait until then for the Normal Bingo.

Jezebel: Ah, I see!

Wench: Any other comments before we go on?

Jezebel: Just this, and you should put it in bold and italics or something in the reaction… THIS ONE WAS VERY SLOW

Wench: All-caps and bold it is :) 

– – –

He looks like William Shatner from Star Trek

[btw, it bears mentioning that Max is already acting suspiciously, to the point that everyone at her workplace, aside from OC and kinda Herbal, thinks she might be the murderer the Wanted posters are looking for.  She’s suspicious even before the whole transgenic scare in season 2, so, once again, why does OC try to unite everyone behind her???]

“Are you not a man- *pause* -to be taken lightly?”

“Uh...mmm...Yeah. I mean, no. Uh...uh, yeah, I most certainly am...not.”  Not a man, huh?  I see.

[Why are the car scenes with Zach, Logan, and Max so awkwarddddd (I say as if I don’t know)]

Did she say “it’s sad”?  [I think so].  Who just says “it’s sad?!?”

[SKETCHY HAVING A NORMAL-APPRECIATION MOMENT]

Poor Sketchy [His hair just looks so disheveled]

“Blah blah woof woof”  Wot?  [No clue!!  She said that earlier and I still have no clue what it means]  I’m gonna have to use that.  Well, look it up and then use it

[MAX AND LOGAN JUST KISSED??? I FORGOT THAT]

This is such a “oh, my woman just left.  Of course it’s gonna rain; I’m gonna go sit at the window” moment.  Didn’t he do that when the ex-wife left?  [Yup alksdjf]  He’s very Bella-Swan-coded.  [You’re right!!!]

The rain is making it look like he’s crying and that’s making it even sadder

[SHE’S DOING IT TOO. Little did we realize they’re both Bella Swan]

[He held onto that glass — and her hand around that glass — a bit too long]. This whole scene, like, screams “well, we aren’t really blood siblings”

You were twelve.

[This scene is so concernin-  *Zach brushes Max’s hair behind her ear* I’M SORRY?!?!  “SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED” WHO?!!?]

I love how Normal's actor realized he’d messed up his hair by brushing his hand through it, so he fixed it first

The guy in lock-up be like “Hey, I like your lipgloss” to Normal

Uh oh, something’s wrong.  What’s trainer see?  “Oh my god he’s dead”?

OH MY GOD HE’S DEAD

Did she just get a sixth sense or something?  [Apparently!!!]  There’s something not right with the force.  (Be funny if Zach looked up, too, though)

He ded

Logan didn’t really collapse; he just laid down on a table [this is only the first of two times minimum he does that this series]

[btw, there’s no way she didn’t just break her leg with that physics]

Oh, no, not again  [what is that prolonged eye contact between Max and Zach, too?!]

Oh, my god, that’s right where I passed out; this is why I can’t be a doctor.  Blood would shoot out at me and they’d be like, welp, doctor’s down

[I repeat, that photo does not even look like her]

What operating rooms are right there where you can see them from the waiting room?

I thought that was Logan; I was like, he’s cured!

[What is this doctor-patient confidentiality???  I didn’t realize all you had to do to bypass HIPAA was pull puppy-dog eyes and repeat, “Is he dying?”]  It’s ‘cause she’s pretty

“Yeah, no problem, stranger that I don’t know knows this patient; you can stay here all alone”

*Max begins a blood transfusion*  This is why you don’t just leave random people alone with patients

When Logan gets up, he needs to be like, so you care now?

HOW LONG HAVE THEY LEFT HER WITH HIM

[Wait, it’s that red balloon again alksdjf]

You couldn’t even dream him walking?

Needs to say “Bitch, I can’t walk”

He actually said it

Oh, and again: “If I can’t walk, I can’t dance”

I wonder if you donate organs, this happens.  That’d be weird

You gotta love when the writers are like, this is gonna be so sweet and cute and the best scene ever and it’s just… not.  [You’re not wrong]  Like, this is cute enough and all, but it’s also really weird

And it’s also gonna give some poor person with epilepsy a seizure

And that’s the end of the series; they die together

[They just put a blood-deprived person in general lock-up; how is she still standing?!]  Exactly!  And they didn’t even give her a bandaid; they just pulled out the needle.  And I’ve been to the hospital and gotten an IV, and they pulled out the needle, and blood went everywhere.  It’s like the scene in SPN where Dean broke his leg and then pulled out the IV and there was just nothing.  I’m like, this is a show about hunting supernatural creatures, but this is the unrealistic bit.  [This is the most unrealistic thing in this show, and the brothers fight god with a gun.]

Well, dang, they got Zach too

[I’m sorry, but that was such a teen movie way of leaving.  “Oh, I’m just gonna… toss my hair… and then jump over this wall.”]

Who licks their glasses arm like that?  Like, it’s one thing to chew on it, but Lintlicker, like… licked it

[Poor Sketchy’s still struggling.  And Normal looks beat.  But I like his jacket, btw]

[They let the stranger back in]  They were like, well, ya know what, she did a good thing; she saved him

[“He cares about you.  And I don’t mean just like a brother.”  DAMN IT STARTED THIS EARLY?]

And back to denying it.  Like, come on, you shared a blood dream.  [I can’t believe that even happened]

Right back to solving one problem and bringing up another one.

[Nasally monologue returns]  And so does her talking in circles!

— — — 

Jezebel: Well, in the second half, a lot happened!  They were like, we ain’t gonna put much in the first half because we’re gonna have to try and kill you in the second half.  Also, there’s like a ship… not unlocked, but it’s there.  They don’t want it to be there --- I don't want it to be there --- but it’s there.  Uh… I actually didn’t hate Max this episode.  Or even not-like her

Wench: I know!!! Though, admittedly, for an episode about Max, she was only in, like, three scenes

Jezebel: They could have made him collapsing a bit more dramatic, to be honest.  Like, sprawled out on the floor.  Or in his chair, still by the window.

Wench: I KNOW.  Like, I fell asleep over my homework all the time in high school/college, so he could just have been asleep; that was much less dramatic than it could/should have been.

Jezebel: And… the dream.  I’m gonna keep coming back to it.  If I had one final thought at the end of this episode, it was pinned back at that dream.  That was so weird.  But I think that’s a wrap, so.  Yeah!

– – –

Wench post-script during tagging; Kendra hasn’t been in, like, three episodes… I wonder if she’s off for good.  I know she leaves before s2, but I didn’t expect it this early!  I guess we’ll see as the episodes continue

[tired-biscuit]

Kiba blowing off boys' night to spend time with you cause it's your time of the month and your hormones are riding you like a bitch... 🥺

ahhh, a kiba ask!! the best kind <3

you best know, my dear anon, that that man is lying to his friends when you ask of him to come over; telling them that you need him to help you fix something at your apartment, or some other 'manly' thing like that, because he's too embarrassed to admit he's a softie for your adorable pleas.

"yeah, man I can't make it tonight, sorry... gotta fix my girl's freezer that's been actin' up lately." or some dumb shit like that, when in reality he's just this huge baby that wants to be held and spoiled and cuddled constantly, and do just the same for his girl, lmao.

but yeah, i feel like kiba cherishes time with 'the boys™️' but when he gets himself a girlfriend, he goes soft and doesn't mind dropping a couple of those nights to be with her instead. his heart just becomes this giant, pudgy thing that melts all over his chest whenever you're cuddled close to him, but he'll never admit it to anyone, because kiba inuzuka being a 'pussy'? hell to the no.

and you're a mess: groaning and whining as the cramps start all over again, and he's literally running to get you your favourite snacks and is constantly rubbing your belly and kissing the top of your head. he's wrapped around you like a shield; all warm and snuggly amongst the mass of blankets and pillows.

he's watching movies that you choose, and gossiping about what your idiot of a friend did as you shove the receipts in the form of screenshots into his face, even though he doesn't understand what the drama is all about. he's making you drink water and wiping your tears away when you get embarrassingly emotional over the stupidest thing all of a sudden, nodding his head like, "mhm, mhmmm. i get that megamind deserves to be happy even though he's got a big-ass head, babe. yeah, you're so right."

he definitely agrees that he'd date you even if you were a worm, although he's thinking, "bruh, what the fuck..." during the entirety of that self-deprecating speech you keep throwing at him. you really know how to test his patience.

and lastly: he finds the whole thing amusing, perhaps even funny in a way, but it's all worth it when you lay down, tap your chest and ask him to climb on top, to flatten you against the mattress with his weight, and to smother you in lovely, doting kisses.

mwah, mwah, mwah!! (he does feel bad that you're hurting, but he really is trying his best to make it as comfortable as he can for you.)

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep13

OH SHIT IT'S A THREE PARTER

Cold opener with Gabrielle my poor girl looks so tires

NOOOO COFFIN

"Xena..." STROKES THE COFFIN OUCH

"Xena?" she wants her backkk

SHE'LL FUCKING GO FERAL ON THESE GUYS. AS SHE SHOULD.

"What a coincidence. So have you." Who's that... Should I know who this dude is?

Gabrielle my bbg is desperate for a hug she needs all the hugs

"She just left me. How could she do that? I really want to hate her for it." "No you don't." "I miss her." NOOOOOOO. I'M SOBBING

"How empty my life was without her"

AND THAT I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAH

Ohhhh! The guy is Hercules's boytoy!

THE AMAZONS!

Ephiny is gorgeous...

MELOSA ALSO DIED??? NOOOH

Bruh I don't like this new queen

Bigass statue

Who are these boring men in hood and armour

OH IS THAT THE THIEF GUY FROM ANOTHER EPISODE. I recognise him

Shfhfs bdbd He just picked the lock

"No offence" 😂

Oop... Possession?

"Because she's strong and talks about the old ways" Ah...

"And maybe then, you can..." "Let her go..." How about NOOOO

Gabrielle is like You entitled shitttt XD

"Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy"

AHAHAHA IS XENA HAUNTING HIM SJFHSHSS

"i want you to steal my dead body from the amazons"

PLEASE...

'No messing with my limbs or bodily functions unless I say so" shdhfhs

"Xena, I'll always love you"

"I always thought of you as my home"

AHHH SHE WANTS TO HELP THE AMAZONS

"I'm not just leering at scantily clad women, I'm working." sdjfhs

"Losing your body has done nothing to improve your patience" Xena HITS him

Oh Gabrielle looks GOOD in that armour

And the one earring? 👀

HOLY SHIT SHE TOSSED A KNIFE AT HER??

What is this Ephiny slander from this woman

"Look, they made me queen" SHE'S SO BROKEN AND SAD

"There are two kinds of tears."

"I won't say goodbye to you, Xena, because we'll be together again, one day" AAAAAAAAH

"Actually it is what you think it is, but not WHY you think it is"

Xena "Pathetic..." Gabrielle "That's so pathetic" sjdhdsv

FIRE ARROWS

Is she controlling his body

Yup. Gabrielle is about to believe it

Ephiny is like Whaat is happening

Ffs she's such a shittttt...

"I'm going to speak through you"

AHHHH

"why did you leave" T_T

I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN. GABRIELLE I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE.

KISSSSSSS!!!

"Get your hands off my butt" sbfhdhdhd

Spikes. OBVIOUSLY there's spikes

No signal underground 😔

Ew why is she kissing him

ANDJSHSHD SHE HAS HIM ON A LEASH 😭

"I like pain. I like what it does to people and I like what it makes people do" sadist... 😂

"One or the other"

"Hey I paid for an hour" djfhdhs

Urgh ffs stop sexualising her...

"I wanna tell you THIS"

"With that Amazonian... Female"

XENA IS POSSESSING GABRIELLE

Oh the grin on Gabrielle's face is SEXY

Holy shit they're hanging over fire and spikes... And fight

Was that wobbly jelly thing the ambrosia

NOT ALL OF IT

HAND HOLDING. HAND HOLDING. "Come back. Please come back."

OH NO She's gonna eat it...

"I'm just giving you your chance... to thank me."

He's a good person, in some aspects

"Promise me that you'll never die on me again"

"It was warm, friendly, loving... I felt protected."

AWWWW THEY LEAN

[hongism]

AHAHA that did hurt a bit in ch 45 ngl because OOF. But you know what I forgive you because she got to talk to San and see Wooyoung. Because bruh this chapter really exposed people *cough cough* Hyunwoo. It’s alright tho because at least Jongho has role of best brother energy. He can sucker punch Hyunwoo anytime😂Yes I do enjoy Minho very much please don’t hurt him🥺It’s only been two chapters and I love him. Though if we talking about this idea of open relationship c-can Minho be an option cuz my guy is a very respectable man👉👈I am sensing we will get a Minho and Yunho interaction👀Honestly I feel like I have more to say but the life of cannot remember ahsjsj. It’s a good chapter anyways ahhh I cannot wait what happens next💕-🥺San Support Anon

we gonna pull jongho down here just to punch people and talk shit 😭 you know what it’s fair it’s what he desreves i think it should happen!! i’ll do my best not to hurt minho but you know how i am... and you know how i treat my characters!!! unfortunately i am cruel!!! i can’t help myself!! YALL WANNA FUCK THIS DOCTOR SO BADLY! MY GOOD AND ETHICAL DOCTOR!!! WHO ISN’T SUPPOSED TO FUCK PEOPLE!!! 😔 shaking my head yall make it hard to disagree!! 😤