#aint no 36 boss.

[alexcalder]

🙶 be the wolf, not the sheep 🙸

— BASICS

name: Alexander Hannes Calder age / d.o.b.: 36 / 27.10.1988 gender, pronouns & sexuality: cis man, he/him, heterosexual / heteroromantic hometown: Houston, Texas affiliation: the Syndicate  job position: hitman / contract killer education: college drop out relationship status: dating Elizabeth Beaufort children: Beau & Lilou Beaufort Calder positive traits: patient, skilled, disciplined, strategic, protective  negative traits: ruthless, acerbic, aggressive, competitive, stubborn

intro. / about. / wanted connections. / musings.

— HEADCANONS

various trigger warnings apply, mainly mentions including; drug use/sale, murder, lots of underage illegal stuff, etc

Alexander was born with heterochromia; his eyes are blue and he has a patch of brown on his left eye. he has a few scars, and a couple from when he was a kid, with the biggest being a long scar down his ribs on the right side since the accident.

after his brother’s death, Alexander carried the guilt for his diminish, but was also blamed by the family for being the one responsible for it; he let it happen. So it was adamant to him to always take care of his sister, of whom he is very protective over and had always tried to keep her away from his world, what he has done and what he still does.

when his parents broke up and they were tossed back and forth between them, it wasn’t uncommon for his mother to bring guys over at where they lived when with her. after his father was deployed, his mother couldn’t hide her annoyance of having to care for them entirely on her own; which, she honestly never did.

his mother’s various boyfriends often had odd jobs for him to do, until one of them got him involved in drug dealing and them transporting, because nobody would suspect a child. Alex had pretty much liked that dude, he was solid and always fair with his share. however, he ended up killing him over an argument seven years later, which could probably not have happened if drugs had not been involved.

it was also another of his mom’s lovers that got him into assassinations. he was a pharmacist and he had never guessed the guy was involved in such shady business if he didn’t know not to judge a book by its cover; nothing surprised him. he found out he ended up dead in a barrel somewhere behind a rowdy bar out in the country side a couple of years ago.

even though he was still very young when he got his first assassination job, it didn’t real shake or affect him. thinking back to it, part of him could also blame it on his drug fuelled mindset and views.

as an assassin, Alexander uses different kinds of approach for each mission. nothing is off limits to him; poisoning either gradually or not, shooting has lots of different ways to do this including sniper shots all the way to close range, road accidents depending on opportunity, strangulation, drowning, etc.

even though he always has a plan to follow, he is not one to ever yield an advantage; all that matters is that he gets the job done and remain unnoticed, for the right reasons his plans can be altered. that being said, he also isn’t a stranger to sacrificing an innocent bystander or two if there is no other way around to carry out his mission.

he never feels empathy for his victims, however, he has a moral code and that is; his targets are never children, not women who aint in the business (be it some other mafia boss, or underboss, another hitman, etc), and innocent unless there is absolutely no other way around it.

he has the nickname Hawkeye for his crazy accurate long distance shots. has a reputation for never missing a shot and always get the job done no matter the means.

has a bounty on his head, adamant to pay in cash whoever kills him, and that is a former client of his from over a decade ago, but it doesn’t concern him one bit. It probably has something to do with him killing a very important asset to him, but he doesn’t really care anyway.

Alexander doesn’t really do personal relationships; he doesn’t trust people, he works always alone and anything that has to do with feelings is entirely uninteresting to him. that said, of course, there has been a time or two he has liked someone enough to get a little bit more personal with; but love is a strong word.

he has no clue what his mother is up to, whether she is alive or not, and he downright doesn’t care.

two years ago he left for another assassination to complete for the Syndicate, followed the target to a different county to do so. It took him a month to complete the assignment in order to get everything right, but upon returning he was involved in a car accident. Alexander was forced to spent months in hospital and later in rehab before he could eventually return to New York after all this time. he has only been back for a couple of weeks and would already like to get back down to business.  

[rcbis]

im using this for me. 1, 22, 36 2nd one, 7, 25 third one

♯𝟏: nickname?

binny and lanky smalls, apparently.

♯𝟐𝟐: favorite movie?

juice.

♯𝟕: what did you eat last?

i ate off your plate at the buffet, you just ain’t peep.

♯𝟐𝟓: do you miss anyone from your past?

mm, no.

[callumilott]

my worst habit is saving something ‘for when i need it’ when i know damn well im never gonna end up needing it

[poetdreamerfool]

2022 Freestyle Series #21

Black Future By ACME™

they say if you take enough drugs you'll see god- that's too broad; for real it feels odd to be in a pea's pod with all the me's robbed of limits; feelings last for seconds and hope dies in minutes; they told the black man you can bleed but you can't grimace-- aight Popeye, lose the spinach

we know

we know family matters til your wins low my circle full of urkels taking it step by step moving real slow a black future by Acme on the shelf next to the illudim p-36 explosive space modulator now or later it'll blow-- got all the marvins and martians asking did I do that? I don't know its like I woke up and aint shit the same like encino man-- just a face without a name there ain't no rules to the game blunt to flame cut the deck aces and queens that's a full house but what's next? we're all lost-- who's the boss? Noir nights: 3/5 a person with an eighth of loss every moment feels collective; not to be dissected

wake and bake-- empty plate; up and at em lady luck is a bitch like Wednesday Adams so we work hard and smart and we treat being humble like its art. or human-- like it ain't a problem or a solution but a memento of absolution a stay of execution-- the tear-stained freedom papers in a freed slave's hard hands-- freedom: straight from between the lines of Dr. King's letter from the jail in Birmingham the world keeps turning man: in the same direction they twist my locks counter-clockwise-- like fuck the clock.

Life's a bitch like Wednesday Adams if we splitting hairs then they splitting atoms they give you flowers and you just lookin at em when you're happy and when you're sad beauty ain't something you hold it's something you wish you had; a thing you mourn, may it never fade

you fight through the shadows in the cave only to find out the princess is working with the dragon she don't want to be saved she don't want to be saved so you save yourself then now she want some help the high road is the highway to hell least its scenic when someone calls you out your name they always mean it I'm down to rise like a phoenix fly spitting fire you done seen it.

[muthamorphosis]

indian hair (better install)

yea

flip my weave

light the weed

hit the flo

bad bitch

had to boss up on a hoe

roll up the dope

give my haters a show

drop a check on my wrist

my lil neck, make it glow

yea

I aint too cocky to blow em

grip on the dick like a choppa

explode em

yea

my horoscope told me hoe em

planets aligned

do a line

get em goin

I'm knowing he love when I bounce it

I buss it

he shakin, he cummin

we kissing and cussin

I get it, I get it

he really be fuckin

legs in the air like we crossing the country

chains on my chest

get to clicking and clackin

he flip it and fuck it

he grip it, he smack it

lick on that clit like a tab of that acid

then back to the money

its paper, not plastic

yea

hook:

flip my weave

light the weed

hit the flo

flip my weave

light the weed

drop it low, i

flip my weave

light the weed

hit the flo

flip my weave

light the weed

drop it low

yea

body to body

they want it, I got it

shut down the summer

he hot, I'm the hottest

too hot to be modest

titties be tittyin

36 inch on the weave & its indian

high by the beach

sandy the cheeks

slutty, so lusty

so sweet and petite

pinky, the brain got me gripping the sheets

runnin his world, reconstructed the streets

bitch im a beast

im the baby, the mutha

the bitch with the bounce

aint no need for the rubber

the bastard, the hazard

they runnin for cover

she won't show me love

cuz she can't be my lover

yea

talking my talk

I be walking my walk

just to make a hoe sick

now she coughing my cough

lay a bitch off

im big mutha the boss

got the heat on my hip

and my lips with the frost

yea

https://bbymutha.bandcamp.com/track/indian-hair-better-install

[memeween]

when i worked at sugar and twine my boss cut me from 36 hours a week to 15 literally with no heads up and one of the reasons she had for doing so was that i took too many bathroom breaks. i didnt get a break for my whole 7+ hour shifts and often had to drink a tom of water cause i was on my feet all day with very little food. so i had to pee a lot. bosses are evil and restaurant workers definitely deserve to make more money than most of this country lol. aint nobody know how to feed themselves anymore!

[msf-diamond-dog]

I SAID ANSWER ALL THE MF QUESTIONS BEECH DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

Okie dokii

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

jellyfish

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

Usually just shorts and a tshirt

3. What song really gets you going?

Right now, Lights Out by 3Teeth

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

In my bedroom

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

I dont eat breakfast or lunch so

6. Most embarrassing habit?

Bein an asshole

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

Fruity

8. Soft or hard tacos?

Depends on the taco, man.

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

/ryan stiles voice/ you guys wanna stop a fight

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

I aint talk to people

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

Just gray flannel

12. Any hidden talents?

I aint even got any obvious ones,

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

I love a good pint glass.

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

Barefeet

15. Favorite board game?

Candyland bitches

16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?

Always on

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

Cold with lots of layers.

18. Do you sing in the shower?

Always

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

Grave by Hellyeah

20. Last thing you cried about?

Anxiety attack a couple weeks ago

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

21, didnt have any before then

22. Relationship status?

Single but into someone

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

I dont spend a ton on clothes but I think I payed like 60 dollars for a band shirt once

24. What do you typically wear to formal events?

Nicer clothes than usual?

25. Favorite memory?

Just bein a chill happy kid honestly,

26. Gum or breath mints?

Gum

27. Favorite shoes?

Mah boots.

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

This whole how I look situation.

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

I gots a shaved head

30. Have you ever had braces?

No, wish I did though, I hate my smile

31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

Overdose.

32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

I dont know really. I think I embarrass my parents more than the other way around

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

A couple nights ago

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

Legit dont have any. I have no connection with any of them so

35. Windows or Mac?

Windows

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

Uhhh 7. Our neighbor taught me.

37. Makeup or natural?

Both. Both is good.

38. What color do you wear the most?

Black!

39. Favorite season?

Winter all the way

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

I live in the desert and it hasnt rained in like 6 months so neither. Whenever it rains I just stand outside.

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

Prolly happened as a kid but I dont remember. We had a tree we all used to love climbing at the house I was a youngin at.

42. First car you ever owned?

Same car I have now, my 91 Nissian Pickup.

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

Anywhere from 12 to 2 am.

44. Are you a competitive person?

Not really no.

45. Least favorite color?

Yellow

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

A fishy

47. Sweet or salty?

Why not both

48. Favorite pasta dish?

Anything with basil and olive oil 👌

49. Favorite kind of chips?

Nitro Takis are the shit

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

Music. Nuff said.

51. What are some of your hobbies?

Music, video games, gunpla, legos, anything that kinda creative really

52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

Monsters

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

Extra pepperoni with anchovies 👌

54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

Fast food. I dont like eating around people

55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

Close friends.

56. Something that ruins your appetite?

Being in a bad mood

57. Favorite labels about you?

Eh

58. Are you a religious person?

Not anymore. I grew up that way but organized religion always pisses me off. Im much more spiritual

59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

One friend

60. What size shoe do you wear?

11 1/2

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

The fact most people cant read my sarcasm

62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

I dont think anyone has ever told me first

63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

Kinda sorta?

64. Heroes or villains?

Maximals all the way.

65. Favorite fruit?

Prolly mangos or strawberries

66. Least favorite fruit?

Unripe melon.

67. Favorite vegetable?

Potates

68. Least favorite vegetable?

I like all the ones ive had Im not picky but the lowest prolly be carrots?

69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

Usually 2 or 3

70. Favorite dessert?

Whiskey

71. Do you play any sports?

No, never been my thing

72. Age you learned how to swim?

7 or 8 I think.

73. Tell a funny story.

My boss keep salt lamps in every room of his house "just in case" of rfid waves (???) but refuses to wear a mask when he goes out cause "theres no proof it does anything".

74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?

How much closer the brown side of my family is compared to the white side

75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?

All the gossip, man.

76. What job would you be terrible at?

Math teacher.

77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

TV shows

78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

Anything that makes someones day a little better!

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

I do not like receiving compliments i always feel awkward

80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

Not that I can think of off the top of my head

81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

Usually the same thing

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

drug

83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

Record

84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

Ew

85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

The whole the things

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

Survived 👈👈😎

87. If you could change your height, would you?

Maybe, I feel pretty short

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

Holding hands

89. Heels or flats?

Why not platform boots

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

Music

91. Would you want to be famous?

No

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

Prolly trespassing

93. What’s your spirit animal?

Water bears 🤔

94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Won tickets and got to meet Jonathan Davis so that was pretty cool

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

Organized mess

96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?

All of the above if able

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

Planner

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

Important

99. What do you hope never changes?

How close the sun is to the earth

100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

I aint ever wanna be that old.

Thank you Audi!!

[weshouldntbehereboop]

King Arthur and Merlin: Knights of Camelot.

1) horse on beach impractical

2) clothes WRONG

3) There is no best knight

4) Arthur is WRONG

5) You can't get off horse WRONG

6) Don't follow women into caves

7) Vampire witch is kinky

8) "I AINT EVER SEEN TWO TRUSTWORTHY WOMEN ONE OF THEM ALWAYS BE A VAMPIRE WITCH"

9) Mordred as king not very pog

10) Punches don't go phwhack

11) Lancelot and Arthur gonna kith??

12) ARTHUR DIDNT FLY BEFORE SEX

13) Mordred edgy

14) Mordred into incest

15) BEDIVERE BALD NO

17) Thicc

18) ROUND TABLE IS NOW SQUARE

19) Aggs IS DEAD BY MORDRED IMMA CRY

20) MORE DEAD?

21) TREASON OR LOYALTY

22) THIS IS SPARTA

23) Women assassin

24) Women don't give fuck queen

25) ALL KNIGHTS ARE THE SAME

26) Arthur an alcoholic

27) HEART CLOTH

28)"she's weaving like a good women should"

29) "all women know is weave, not vote and cry"

30) Why's Mordred so tall

31) LUCAN HAIR GO BRRRR

32) "bad guy wear bad clothe it's all black"

33) Mordred is very touchy

34) bird: fly's away

Them: 👁️👅👁️

35) Mordred throne sucks

36) who needs a queen when you have daggers?

37) horse like nope I need scooby snack

38) COME

39) Horse calls out for Merlin

40) Plot twist Merlin is the horse

41) "Lancelot's hair line goes back further back then my memory"

42) PROPER SCRUB

43) Mordred is rapey

45) BIRB IS MERLIN

46) "MERLIN IS SO GREASEY"

47) "GET IT FEATHERS BIRD CACAW"

48) Arthur is horny for Excalibur

49) They all have dementia

50) No horses

51) They spilt up after an assassin kills one of them dummy's

52) Sir KAY YAY

53) Arthur is now dead confirmed

54) NO

55) only good characters (In this movie) are Kay and Branor cus one died and we haven't seen the other.

56) Mordred is a perv KILL HIM

57) He a cry baby

58) Guinevere is a girl boss

59) No armour easy stab

60) Lancelot and mordred gonna kiss

61) Plot holes

62) DO A BACKFLIP

63) Merlin tryna be wise but he's trying too hard

64) ISSA WEDDDING

65) MORDRED IS THE LADY IN RED

66) Want no PTSD speak to wizard

67) Arthur gonna stab stab

68) Pope is dead

69) Licking your arrow makes it sharper

70) MERLIN SUMMONED THE DRAGON

71) Lancelot a DICK

72) Arthur killing everyone

73) Lucan shot Alex (idrk who he is)

74) Arthur is a yelly boy

75) COMMUNISM

76) HAIL HAIL

[damienhaasbaybee]

Figured it out 😂 for the let's get personal, can I request that you do them all?

I DID IT BAYBEEEEEEE.

* 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

I’ll Be There For You and Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi, In My Head by Ariana Grande, I Believe by Jonas Brothers, Air Force Ones by Nelly, and Chasing Pavements by Adele

* 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Harry Styles or Damien Haas so they can fall in love with me.

* 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“me that it was a sometimes temporary paralysis that causes damage”

* 4: What do you think about most? the fact that I have nothing to really work towards

* 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“I’m tireddd”

* 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

without most of the time

* 7: What’s your strangest talent?

number and address recall 🙄 its embarrassing sometimes lol

* 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

* 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

fuck no lol

* 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

um... today.. in the car

* 11: Do you have any strange phobias?

raw chicken.

* 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

a piece of ice so i could pierce my nose.

* 13: What’s your religion?

christian

* 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

um... if its for pleasure... swimming.

* 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind lol

* 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

of all time... linkin park or one direction

* 17: What was the last lie you told?

that I’m fine lol

* 18: Do you believe in karma?

v much so

* 19: What does your URL mean?

um... i am damien haas’ baybee and he is also my baybee

* 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness, helping people until I die strength, i am honest

* 21: Who is your celebrity crush ?

james marsden, david dobrik, zac efron, miles teller, damien haas...

* 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

no

* 23: How do you vent your anger?

i sing real fucking loud

* 24: Do you have a collection of anything?

one direction memorabilia lol

* 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

either works with me tbh

* 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

yes.

* 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

sound I hate: hearing others talk on the phone, sound I love: rubbing clean hands on a clean table

* 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

what if I’m just crazy and none of this is real

* 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes and yes. anything is possible.

* 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

my comforter both times lol

* 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

a clean house lol

* 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

uhhhh Louisville

* 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

west coast because i have never been

* 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Harry Styles

* 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

to leave the earth better than I found it

* 36: Define Art.

art is everything and nothing that a person wants it to be

* 37: Do you believe in luck?

I do. circumstances create luck.

* 38: What’s the weather like right now?

pretty clear

* 39: What time is it?

10:08pm

* 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes and yes! I won’t say what it was but it hit ME.

* 41: What was the last book you read?

I tried reading Girl Wash Your Face but couldn’t get into it.

* 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes

* 43: Do you have any nicknames?

yes I do... you can call me queen tho.

* 44: What was the last film you saw?

Legally Blonde

* 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

several ankles sprained severely on each side.

* 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

no

* 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

yes. damien haas.

* 48: What’s your sexual orientation?

bisexual, demisexual, pansexual????

* 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

yes. I was pregnant.

* 50: Do you believe in magic?

no.

* 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

yes, unfortunately.

* 52: What is your astrological sign?

cancer

* 53: Do you save money or spend it?

both!

* 54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

a carwash for my dads truck

* 55: Love or lust?

both

* 56: In a relationship?

somewhat

* 57: How many relationships have you had?

two

* 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

no

* 59: Where were you yesterday?

home

* 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yes, my water bottle

* 61: Are you wearing socks right now?

no, never

* 62: What’s your favourite animal?

polar bear

* 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

my hospitality (including dis mouf)

* 64: Where is your best friend?

idk, at home?

* 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

oooooo bisquett, thebasketcase101, persistence-ofmemories, creativegoof, and zanesgirlfriend

* 66: What is your heritage?

I am part native american and european as far as i know. i want to do a 23andme so I can find out. My skin tans realllllly dark even with tons fo sunscreen on so that makes me think I have more Native American than I thought.

* 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

I was definitely watching New Girl

* 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

idk... Jones?

* 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

biiiiitch of course I have.

* 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yes. I may suck but I am loyal as hell and I’ll do anything for my friends.

* 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

save the dog, fuck that job.

* 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) yes b) spend it with family and write a book c) fuck yes. i am terrified of death all the time.

* 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

trust. love is nothing without being able to trust.

* 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

It’s A Great Day to Be Alive by Travis Tritt

* 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

1389.. not in that order.

* 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

honesty and communication.

* 77: How can I win your heart?

buy me food and show me that I can trust you with my heart. I sturggle to trust people. I also NEED to be called pet names.

* 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yes.

* 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Quitting my toxic ass job.

* 80: What size shoes do you wear?

9.5

* 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

She did her best, even when odds were against her.

* 82: What is your favourite word?

I dont have a favorite but my least favorite is “creamy”.

* 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Love.

* 84: What is a saying you say a lot?

“ooooo bitch”

* 85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Always You, Louis Tomlinson

* 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

darkkk red and black

* 87: What is your current desktop picture?

bitch I aint been on there in so long, I have no clue.

* 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Donald Trump

* 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

depends on who is asking, if its my family... asking my sexuality.

* 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Fucking scream and run.

* 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Mind reading.

* 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Seeing my dads face when I walked across the stage at graduation or him telling me how I looked in my junior prom dress.

* 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Watching my dad die.

* 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Harry Styles.

* 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

The beach, pronto.

* 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not anymore

* 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

No

* 98: Ever been on a plane?

Yes. I loved it.

* 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Love others like you would like to be loved and see where that gets you.

[caribbeanvibesblog]

THIS IS A MIX OF SOME OF THE TOP\HIT SOCA SONGS THAT WAS IN ROTATION DURING THE TRINIDAD CARNIVAL SEASON FOR 2020.

SOME YOU MAY KNOW SOME YOU MIGHT NOT, SO IF ITS ANY THAT YOU DONT KNOW OR HAVNT HEARD I'LL SUGGEST THAT YOU GET FAMILIAR.

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TRACK LIST

1. wetty beatz ft triniboi joocie - bottle over head

2. kes ft voice -dear promoter

3. machel montano ft teddy rhyme - stink behavior

4. skinny banton - wrong again

5. skinny fabulous - up & up

6. nadia batson - fatt

7. preedy - yuh bad

8. dj addo ft tboss - best side

9. machel montano - everytime

10. motto ft bunji garlin - break a branch

11. skinny fabulous -soca trend

12. machel montano - brace

13. kerwin du bois ft mical teja

14. noydie ft scatter - bop intro

15. trinidad ghost - i aint see

16. khalifah - chupid

17.young bredda - jamming yuh gyal

18. konk riddim dj sikaf

19. fay ann lions - dive

20. problem child - nasty up ( wetty beatz remix )

21. lyrikal - rukshun

22. problem child - sick head

23. patrice robert - is we

24. shall marshall - bun up

25. kes ft iwer - stage gone bad

25. khoas ft L.E.D ft best mass

26. runi jay -diagnose

27. problem child - isaac hunt

28. lava man ft hit - call name

29. towa hill ft horna man & real man

30. inspecter - toy

31. skinny fabulous , machel montano & iwer - shell

32. skinny fabulous - naked piano cover

33. skinny fabulous - naked

34. kes - boss lady intro

35. motto - shots

36. patrice roberts - carry on intro

37. machel montano - play harder intro

38. problem child - feel it

39. chappy - captian

40. viking dingdong - outside

41. lil rick - it aint me

42. milo- breathe

43. teddyson john - x games intro

44. salty ft sekon star - who pay intro

45. nutron - tambourine

46. blackboy ft lu city - china

47. jus d -hot gyal

48. patrice roberts ft nessa preppy - splash

49. motto ,ezra & black boy - man with ride refix intro

50. machel montano - geh dem

51. trinidad ghost - big fish

52. sly - mix up

53. motto ft nessa preppy - tote feelings

54. nadia batson - kiss

55. lyrikal - no scene

56. teddyson jogn - creme de la

57. dymez ft pixal - siddung

58. madrass - compose

59. umpa - one drop

60. umpa - baguy

61. spielberg - come in she country

62. lyrikal - promise

63. bunjie garlin ft fuse odg - whole place

64. freetown collective ft private ryan - feel the love

65. kes ft private ryan - reason to love

66. madskull - oreo

67. sita - matey

68. jamesy p - i dont give ah

69. skinny fabulous ft caspa g - shutdown

70. swappi - feeling it

71. tech sound - zess in de jouvert

72. bunji garlin - the struggle

73. wetty beatz ft triniboi joocie - bottle over head intro

[thisbibliomaniac]

Would you hate me if I asked for all 200?

 I could never hate you my darling !

200: My crush’s name is: ohhhh I’m not posting that here XD

199: I was born in: hell 

198: I am really: average 197: My cellphone company is: stupid 196: My eye color is: brown 195: My shoe size is: inconvenient 194: My ring size is: 7 on my ring finger, 8 on my middle finger 193: My height is: 5′5″192: I am allergic to: according to my most recent rescan, egg yolks, corn starch, and ... something else 191: My 1st car was: a windstar 190: My 1st job was: ice cream shop! 189: Last book you read: Pride and Prejudice. loved it 188: My bed is: blue, green, purple, and pink 187: My pet: obi, who is so cute 186: My best friend: amazing wonderful beautiful incredible 185: My favorite shampoo is: maui vanilla 184: Xbox or ps3: nintendo 64183: Piggy banks are: for collecting cool money 182: In my pockets: scrunchie and box cutter 181: On my calendar: seeing @dangerously-human asap! 180: Marriage is: unlikely 179: Spongebob can: die 178: My mom: cool beans 177: The last three songs I bought were? these boots were made for walking, 9-5, idk probably something by kelly clarkson 176: Last YouTube video watched: steven crowder on the catholic boys. worth the watch 175: How many cousins do you have? oh gosh. so many. i was gonna add them up, but honestly? there’s at least 40, and aint nobody got time to mentally run through the whole family 174: Do you have any siblings? yes 173: Are your parents divorced? no 172: Are you taller than your mom? lol yes 171: Do you play an instrument? piano 170: What did you do yesterday? worked :/[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: nope 168: Luck: i joke about it, but not really 167: Fate: no 166: Yourself: heck no 165: Aliens: nope 164: Heaven: of course 163: Hell: definitely 162: God: absolutely 161: Horoscopes: absolutely not 160: Soul mates: yes 159: Ghosts: no 158: Gay Marriage:  nope 157: War: yes 156: Orbs: ? 155: Magic: cats are magic [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: neither 152: Phone or Online: phone 151: Red heads or Black haired: ahhhh. both 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: cold 148: Summer or winter: nether D:147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 145: Night or Day: night 144: Oranges or Apples: apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: ew neither 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk140: Mac or PC: pc always 139: Flip flops or high heals: both!!138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet are not mutually exclusive 137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha135: Burried or cremated: idk i wont be there 134: Singing or Dancing: singing 133: Coach or Chanel: walmart 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: taylor hicks!!!!! 131: Small town or Big city: in between 130: Wal-Mart or Target: both 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: neither 125: Chocolate or Flowers: both 124: Disney or Six Flags: disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Indians [ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: a necessary evil 121: George Bush: i was like 12 so 120: Gay Marriage: wicked 119: The presidential election: ridiculous 118: Abortion: murder 117: MySpace: useless 116: Reality TV: depends on the show 115: Parents: not really sure how to answer this 114: Back stabbers: dump them 113: Ebay: sneaky 112: Facebook: another necessary evil 111: Work: the most necessary of the greatest evil 110: My Neighbors: enigmas 109: Gas Prices: too high 108: Designer Clothes: why? 

107: College: not for everyone 106: Sports: baseball is the best 105: My family: wild104: The future: D: [ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: my coworker hugged me yesterday 102: Last time you ate: got shish tawook earlier 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: havent really seen anyone 100: Cried in front of someone: i dont do that 99: Went to a movie theater: couple weeks ago 98: Took a vacation: went to see stell and danger 97: Swam in a pool: a looong time ago 96: Changed a diaper: longer ago 95: Got my nails done: never have 94: Went to a wedding: probably a cousin? so also a long time ago 93: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a peircing: ears 8 years ago 91: Broke the law: i do not do that either !90: Texted: stell just now [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: @identityconstellations88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: solitude 87: The last movie I saw: far from the madding crowd 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: seeing danger 85: The thing im not looking forward to: work on monday 84: People call me: boring 83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: nothing 80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom 79: First time you had a crush: high school 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i can hide from anyone ;) 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: usually do 76: Right now I am talking to: stell 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: uhhhhhhh74: I have/will get a job: hopefully never again, but thats not my luck 73: Tomorrow: bible study! 72: Today: shish tawook 71: Next Summer: who knows 70: Next Weekend: sleep 69: I have these pets: obi, walker, punky, daisy, loki, and lady 68: The worst sound in the world: nails on a chalkboard 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: no one 66: People that make you happy:my friends 65: Last time I cried: idek 64: My friends are: amazing 63: My computer is: dependable 62: My School: over and done with 61: My Car: adorable 60: I lose all respect for people who: give up their pets , especially for petty reasons 59: The movie I cried at was: oh goodness i dont know 58: Your hair color is: red 57: TV shows you watch: so many 56: Favorite web site: i dont think i like any of them 55: Your dream vacation: paris 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: purple 51: My favorite celebrity is: oh goodness i have no idea . tom hiddleston probably 50: Where would you like to be: ireland 49: Do you want children: yes48: Ever been in love: no 47: Who’s your best friend: stell 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: being with cats 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: any of my friends 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no 41: Have you pre-named your children: no 40: Last person I got mad at: my boss 39: I would like to move to: ireland 38: I wish I was a professional: nothing. i dont want to be a professional anything. i hate working for other people. they suck. every single one. [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: reeses pieces36: Vehicle: corrola 35: President: RAND PAUL 202034: State visited: hawaii 33: Cellphone provider: they all suck 32: Athlete: jason kipnis 31: Actor: tom hiddleston 30: Actress: sandra bullock 29: Singer: lea salonga 28: Band: needtobreathe27: Clothing store: walmart 26: Grocery store: walmart 25: TV show: the office 24: Movie: so many 23: Website: already asked 22: Animal: cats 21: Theme park: not really a theme park fan 20: Holiday: reformation day 19: Sport to watch: baseball! 18: Sport to play: bowling 17: Magazine: none 16: Book: madman 15: Day of the week: friday 14: Beach: the one in jersey stell and i went to last year 13: Concert attended: tobymac and brandon heath together 12: Thing to cook: snickerdoodles 11: Food: shish tawook 10: Restaurant: idek 9: Radio station: majic 105.7

8: Yankee candle scent: cinnamon 7: Perfume: honeysuckle 6: Flower: roses 5: Color: pink 4: Talk show host: regis philban XD 3: Comedian: probably john mulaney 2: Dog breed: pitbull 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?  yiss 

thanks dan

[minimin1993]

B/L 28

Warning: Violence

“So out of all the cars in the world you choose this car… for 2 huge super soldier, a decent size dude and me. I am literally sitting on James because its so fucken small.” Linda complained squirming on Bucky trying to get comfortable hearing a small moan from him. 

“Looks like he isn’t complaining.” Steve said smirking at the pair behind him earning a kick to the back of his chair from Linda when he pulls up under the bridge stepping out of the car and walking over to Sharon. 

“Can you move your seat up?” Bucky asked glaring at the back of Sam’s head.

“No.” 

“Sam…” Linda/Luna said causing him so sigh before moving his chair up a little. 

‘You know that's Peggy's niece.’ Linda transmitted to Bucky hearing him laugh in her mind. 

‘Dam he knows how to pick em huh’ Bucky said before Steve pulls Sharon into a kiss as Linda erupts in a quiet giggle fit. 

“Quiet, he will hear….” Bucky whispered just as Steve turns to look at them with a smug look on his face before Linda giggle harder winking at Steve. 

By the time Steve got into the car and drove away, Linda pops her head near Steve.

“Took you long enough…” She teased him.

“Shut up. It's not like we had time for dating.” 

“Pft. She lived across from us for how long?” 

“Wait she lived across from you guys and you didn’t make a move until now. Bro really?” Sam said in shock.

“That's what I said, I even offered to leave the apartment but he didn’t me to.” Linda said settling back in between Bucky’s lap. 

  By the time they got into the airport they parked next to a white van out coming Clint and Wanda

“  Cap.” Clint said giving Steve a handshake. 

“  You know I wouldn't have called If I had any other choice.” 

“  Hey man, you're doing me a favor. Besides, I owe a debt.” 

“  Thanks for having my back.” Steve said looking over at Wanda.

“  It was time to get off my ass.”  

“  How about our other recruit?” 

“  He's rarin' to go. Had to put a little coffee in him, but… he should be good.” Clint said opening the door waking the person inside it.

“  What timezone is this?” Scott Lang said 

“  Come on. Come on.” Clint said pulling Scott out. 

“  Captain America.” Scott said shaking Steve hands with an amazed look    “Mr. Lang.” 

“  It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow! This is awesome! Captain America.” He said turning to look at Wanda then Linda “I know you, too. You're great! And Miss Grey wow just…”  He said turning back and feels Steve shoulders. “Jeez. Ah, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super people, so . . . thinks for thanking of me. Hey, man!” Scott said looking at Sam.

“  What's up, Tic Tac?” 

“  Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time when I . . .” 

“It was a great audition, but it'll . . . it'll never happen again.” Scott said. 

“They tell you what we're up against?” Steve said 

“Something about some . . . psycho-assassins?” 

“  We're outside the law on this one. So, if you come with us, you're a wanted man.” Steve explains. 

“  Yeah, well, what else is new?” 

“  We should get moving.” Bucky said 

“  We got a chopper lined up.” Clint said before the PA comes on.

“  Dies ist eine Notsituation. Alle Passagiere müssen den Flughafen sofort evakuieren. (This is an emergency. All passengers must evacuate the airport immediately.)” 

“They're evacuating the airport.” Linda translates 

“  Stark.” 

“  Stark?” 

“  Suit up.” Steve said walking back to the car. 

“Linda, I think you might want this.” Wanda said walking over to Linda with a duffle bag containing her Avenger suit. 

“I feel like I don’t deserve this, I technically left you guys.” Linda said sadly. 

“You will always be an Avenger.” Wanda said giving her a hug.  

  When they finish suiting up Steve and Linda ran out to the Helicopter but Tony shows up and blast a Electro-disabler on it rendering it useless before landing down with Rhodes next to him. 

“  Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?” Tony said as his mask disappears.

“  Definitely weird.” Rhodes said 

“  Hear me out, Tony. That doctor, the psychiatrist, he's behind all of this.” Steve said. 

“  Captain. Grey” T’Challa said jumping over.  

“  Your highness.” Steve and Linda said looking over at him 

“  Anyway, Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?” Tony said 

“  You're after the wrong guy.” Linda said glaring at Tony.

“  Your judgment is askew. Your ‘Fiance’ killed innocent people yesterday.” 

“  And there are five more super soldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't.” Steve said.

“  Steve, Lin . . . you know what's about to happen. Do you really wanna punch your way out of this one?” Natasha said walking in.

“  All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos!” Tony said when Spiderman shoots a web, stealing Steve's shield and binding his and Linda hands. “Nice job, kid.” 

“  Thanks. Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better. It's just the new suit… Well, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's--it's perfect. Thank you.” SpiderMan said. 

“  Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.”

“  Okay. Cap . . . Captain. Grey. Big fan, I'm Spider-Man.” 

“  Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just . . .” 

“  Hey, everyone.” 

“  Good job.”

“  You've been busy.” Steve said 

“  And you've been a complete idiot. Dragging in Clint. 'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place. I'm trying to keep . . . I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.” 

“  You did that when you signed.” 

“  Alright, We're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over, you're gonna come with us. NOW! Because it's us! Or a squad of J-SOC guys . . . with no compunction about being impolite. Come on.” Tony said 

“  We found it. Their Quinjet's in hanger five, north runway.” Sam said over their ear com as Steve puts up his hand for Clint to fire his arrow separates his webbing as Linda hand glows disinerating hers.  

“  Alright, Lang.” Steve said. 

“  Hey, guys, something . . .” SpiderMan said as Lang grew to normal size knocking him over. 

“  Whoa. What--what the hell was that?” Rhodes said confused. 

“  I believe this is yours, Captain America.” Lang said appearing next to Steve and hand him his shield. 

“  Oh, great. Alright, there's two on the parking deck. I'm gonna grab Wanda. Rhodey, you want to take Cap?” Tony said flying off

“  Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.” Rhodes said when Steve throws his shield at him.

“  Barnes is mine!” T’Challa said running off with Linda and Steve after him throwing his shield and knocked down T’Challa. 

“Move, Captain. I won't ask a second time.” T’Challa said standing up. Linda conjures her whip and cracks it to hold T’Challa for Steve to run over and kicks him away before Rhodes flies over. 

“Sorry CAP, this won’t kill you but it aint ganna tickle either.” He said removing an Electric Baton about to hit Steve but Linda runs over and grabs it with both her hands absorbing all the power with a smirk. “Shit.” He said before she sends a charge blasting him and T’Challa away.

“  Hey, Cap, heads up!” Scott said running over to Steve and Linda handing him a miniature truck. “Throw it at this. Now!” Scott said holding up a disk throwing it. Steve aims it at the disk and the truck grew back to its normal side heading towards Rhodes. 

“  Oh, come on!” Rhode said as it lands and explodes on him.

“  Oh, man. I thought it was a water truck. Uh . . . sorry.” Scott said as they run away and met up with the rest. 

“  Come on!” Steve yells before Vision shows up and his energy from the mind stone slices across the runway and stops them.  

“Captain Rogers. I know you believe what you're doing is right. But for the collective good you must surrender now.” Vision said as Tony’s team appears. 

“  What do we do, Cap?” Sam asks 

“  We fight.” Steve said walking toward them 

“  This is gonna end well.” Natasha said as the two teams stride towards each other with grim determination etched on their faces.

“  They're not stopping.” SpiderMan said 

“  Neither are we.” Tony said as everyone broke into a sprint as the fight begins. Spiderman swings himself right into Linda knocking her over before she flips off the ground conjuring her whip around Spider Man's wrist flinging him over her head sending him away before turning to see T’Challa about to come at Bucky with his claws. 

“He didn’t kill your father.” Linda said cracking her whip catching claws sending him into the terminal extension away from Bucky.

“Are you okay?” Linda said running over to Bucky helping him up.

“I’m fine doll.” He said as they ran over to meet up with Steve.

“We gotta go. That guy's probably in Siberia by now.” Bucky said 

“  We gotta draw out the flyers. I'll take Vision. You both get to the jet.” Linda said. 

“  No, you get to the jet! All three of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here.” Sam said flying away from War Machine. 

“  As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it.” Clint said in the ear com

“  This isn't the real fight, Steve.” Sam said 

“  Alright, Sam, what's the play?” 

“  We need a diversion, something big.” 

“  I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half . . . don't come back for me.” Scott said 

“  He's gonna tear himself in half?” Bucky asked confused.

“  You're sure about this, Scott?” Steve asks 

“  I do it all the time. I mean once . . . in a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the BOSS!” Scott said before he grew into a freakin giant and grabbed ahold of Rhodes leg.

“Holy shit!” Peter said 

“  Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.” 

“  I guess that's the signal.” Steve said as they walk to look at Scott 

“  Way to go, Tic Tac!” Sam laughs

“Guys we need to go now.” Linda remind Steve and Bucky before they starts to run toward the hanger while their friends fight each other behind them. When they were almost there Vision uses the mind stone and cuts the building onto itself trying to destroy it but Wanda uses her powers to stop it from falling. They got further before Rhodes sends a sonic wave toward Wanda causing her to lose focus as the debris continues to fall. The three ran faster than they ever did dodging the debris before sliding in seeing Natasha stand in between them and the quinjet. 

“  You're both not gonna stop.” She said with a defeated look on her face.    “You know we can't.” Steve said. 

“  I'm gonna regret this.” She said raising her blaster and blast her electrocurrent right pass them and stuns T’Challa “Go.” She said as Steve, Linda, and Bucky runs into the quinjet to get settled in. When they fly off they saw Rhodes and Tony flying with them with Sam behind sending blasts towards Rhodes. Then out of nowhere Vision mind stone hits Rhodes right on his powersource before he falls down out of the sky.

“Oh my god.” Linda said watching Rhodes fall down before hitting the ground in a sickening blow.

“What's gonna happen to your friends?” Bucky asks once Linda calmed down. 

“  Whatever it is… I'll deal with it.” Steve said. 

“  I don't know if I'm worth all this, Steve.” Bucky said looking in Linda eyes obviously telling her the same thing. 

“What you did all those years . . . it wasn't you. You didn't have a choice.” Steve said glancing a  look at Bucky who was still staring at Linda.    “I know. But I did it.” 

[lil-loucifer]

ONE OF US MUST CHANGE AND IT AINT GONNA BE ME YOU FOOL. Ps 1-100 on the ask away tumblr asks

Hayden you f u c k

1. What have you eaten today?

A shit ton of pizza

2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?

The most intimate touch I have ever felt was a hug

3. What color shoes did you last wear?

Black. Boots :P

4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?

Probably my sister??

5. What is your favorite scent?

Freshly baked stuff

6. What is your favorite season? Why?

Winter, because most if not all of my clothes are fucking winter sweaters and coats

And also because I like the cold

7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?

Nope!!

8. What color are your nails?

Natural?

9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?

A tiny star near the corner of my right eye, behind the mole so I could just hide it under my hair if I had to

10. What is something you find romantic?

Fucking flowers??? I dunno dude pretty much anything you devote some time and/or effort into doing for someone else in the name of affection?

11. Are you happy?

I dunno tbh

12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?

For one thing, I did a fucking bomb-ass job on a presentation I had to do in front of a class, even though I couldn’t log into google drive and couldn’t access my fucking notes for the presentation and had to improvise it

13. Dogs or Cats?

Both!!!

15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?

A tie between a library and museum, but it depends on the museum. 

15. What is your style?

Scruffy as fuck, with some degree of hipster/punk, but mostly just slobbish.

16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?

Affording material possessions I want to buy

17. Are you in a relationship or single?

“It’s complicated”

18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?

Emotional dependence???

Also probably mutual trust and care

19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?

I don’t think I would??

20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what? 

Certain text conversations and shit my last ex and I had. It didn’t end well between us.

21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?

I stayed home and handed out fuckin candy

22. Have you recently made any big decisions? 

I dunno.

23. Were you ever in a school play?

Nahhh, I’m not a good actor

24. What movie would you use to describe your life?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?

HAVING FRIENDS BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I HABITUALLY ACT LIKE A HUGE BITCH ALL THE TIME AND AM INTIMIDATED WHENEVER I’M INTRODUCED INTO GROUPS AND YET I’M STILL CLINGY AS SHIT

26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”

Video games. I dunno man I just like playing games with people

27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?

A lot of guys are really gross and shit, and also sexist or alpha male-like. I catch myself exhibiting similar behavior sometimes and hate it

28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

I’m too immature to understand anything

29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?

Pretty much reached a lvl 2 friendship with someone after we both let it slip that we were bi within three minutes of each other

30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?

Sad friends

31. How long was your longest relationship?

One business week

32. Have you ever been in love?

You know? I dunno 

33. Are you currently in love?

I think so?

34. Why did your last relationship end?

We were both in really bad mental places and decided to break up so we wouldn’t hurt each other

35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it

I’m not wearing any???

36. When was the last time you cried and why?

I don’t remember when, but it was definitely over feeling super alone

37. Name someone pretty.

Deborah Ann Woll??

38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?

I didn’t do shit last valentine’s day

39. Do you get jealous easily?

Kinda, but I don’t let it fuck up my relationships

40. Have you ever been cheated on?

Maybe?

41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?

Yeah!!

42. Ever had detention?

Kinda? I don’t remember it well but I think I talked my way out of it

43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?

I don’t know to be honest, probably the city if I could afford it

44. What do people call you? 

LUCIFER, THE DARK LORD OF THE NINE HELLS

45. What was the last book you read? 

The Ship of the Dead, by Rick Riordan

46. How big of a nerd/dork are you? 

Huge, but I don’t look the part. Someone once asked me “Hey, do you watch One Punch Man?” and his other annoying friend hastily whispered “Does he look like he watches One Punch Man?? Don’t annoy him bro” and they never asked again

I was, in fact, fully caught up with the anime at that point

47. What kind of music do you listen to?

All fuckin kinds bruh, mostly punk rock, metal and hip-hop tho

48. How tall are you?

5′10′’ I think??

49. Do you like kids?

Not really

50. Favorite fruits?

Grapes, apple and watermelon

51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

I haven’t owned a pair of sweatpants since I was ten

52. What’s your earliest memory?

I was still really young, maybe two-ish?? Either my sister or my mother--she was female--put me down on the floor in what would become my sister’s room, long before we moved most of her new furniture in and repainted her walls, next to a belt she would keep for the next ten years and an old comb she still has now. It was mid-day. 

53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?

Nope!

54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind! Photography is fun~

55. Do you have a collection of anything? 

Video games?

56. Do you save money or spend it? 

I suck at saving money ffs

57. What would your dream house be like?

Simple and clean, full of my stuff

58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?

1: Maliciousness

2: Oppression

3: Bothering my crew

4: Bothering me

5: Losing repeatedly in video games

59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?

1: Things that make me laugh

2: Writing a story easily

3: Pretty much anything to do with you ngl

4: Friends!!

5: Seeing an asshole get what’s coming

60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Y o u r e g o n n a h a t e m e i f I a n s w e r e d h o n e s t l y

61: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Honestly I’d probably tell everyone I’m dying and face it with open arms

62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Beat

63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

I dunno???

64. Do you like the beach?

I like the aesthetic appeal of the beach?? But I hate water and heat and sand, so... 

65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?

Never had a chance

66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!

Mayor

67. Do you talk to yourself?

I think out loud sometimes, but otherwise, no

68. Describe your hair.

Floofy

69. What is the meaning of life.

To find one

70. What is your ideal partner like?

You ;)

But for realsies, someone I can trust and feel comfortable around

71. Do you want to get married?

Not really??

72. Do you want to have kids?

NOT REALLY???

73. Like or dislike your family?

Neutral

74. Are you Chunky or Slim?

Chunky?

75. Would you consider yourself smart? 

No

76. What would you change about your life? 

My drive do do literally anything

77. Religious or Not?

Kinda?

78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

The cop that pulls me over for drunk driving

79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

I dunno man depends on how long I’m alone there

80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

You

81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Either cuddling or legitimately fighting each other over who changes outfits in Animal Crossing

82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

They are already here

83. Do you like when people play with your hair? 

Yeah, if I let them.

84. Do you like bubble baths?

I dunno, I haven’t ever had one.

85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?

Nope!

86. Have you ever danced in the rain?

Yeeeaaaah! And I didn’t get sick!

87. Do you trust anyone with your life?

Not really

88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

As usual, “whhhaat fucking time is it??”

89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week) 

I’m not really into travelling???

90. How was your day today?

Average

91. Play an instrument? 

I suck at anything musical

92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.

Boundless, infinite. Terror beneath. 

93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?

Both!!

94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be? 

I can’t really say. I had a goal in mind, and just planned to improvise until I got there, so...

95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?

Yes and it is my default demeanor for most of the time

96. When are you vulnerable?

...All the time

97. How much free time do you have?

Too much, honestly

98. Do you like to go hiking? 

Hell no

99. Odd or Even Numbers?

Even?

100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities? 

The most extreme thing I’ve done is knife fighting, does that count?

[iac88i]

Music 4/21/17

Random music I enjoy finding and sharing with everyone. Click the name to open the link (Might want to right click and open new link). If you love edm, pop, modern 80′s vibes, trap, and mash ups, then you might enjoy these. One of my favorite things to do is finding new music and sharing it with others.

1.) JoJo - FAB (Ft. Remy Ma] (Bradley Allan Trap Remix) - [BEST REMIX]

2.) Lady GaGa - The Cure - [Pop]

3.) Clean Bandit - This Symphony's For You (Ft. Zara Larsson & Ariana Grande) - [Pop Mash-up]

4.) NO SCRUBS - DJ Merks X Cueheat #NJCLUB - [Boss Ass Bitch Trap]

5.) RAIGN - Knocking On Heavens Door - [Indie]

6.) Rihanna - Needed Me (Jakoban X Davolo Remix) - [Slow Sexy EDM]

7.) Spice Girls - Wannabe (Team Rush Hour Remix) - [Tropical House]

8.) Clean Bandit - Symphony Ft. Zara Larsson (Robin Hustin Remix) - [EDM]

9.) Becky G - Shower (PEROX Remix) - [Slow Trap]

10.) JoJo - FAB (Ft. Remy Ma) (SLEEPYCATT Remix) - [Fast Trap]

11.) Far East Movement x Marshmello - Freal Luv Ft. Chanyeol & Tinashe (SHKR Remix) - [Boss ass Bitch EDM]

12.) TLC - Waterfalls (Bixel Boys Remix) - [Chill House]

13.) Rihanna - Needed Me (R3hab Remix) - [EDM]

14.) Megamix Central - Sorry & Touch (Ft. Little Mix & Justin Bieber) - [Pop Mash-up]

15.) Becky G - Shower (D!avolo Remix) - [Tropical House]

16.) Snakehips/Tinashe/Chace The Rapper - All My Friends (99 Souls Remix) - [Feel Good EDM]

17.) Julia Michaels - Issues (Shimmer Wave Remix) [Sarah Farell Cover] - [Tropical House]

18.) Jay Park - 'Me Like Yuh' - [Pop]

19.) Starley - Call On Me - [Inspirational Pop]

20.) JoJo - Fab feat. Remy Ma (DJ Braindead Remix)  - [EDM]

21.) Zara Larsson - Aint My Fault (Muffin Remix) - [Sexy Ass Trap]

22.) Justin Bieber - Love It (ft. Selena Gomez) - [Pop Mash-up]

23.) Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut To The Feeling - [Inspirational Pop]

24.) Rihanna - Kiss It Better (FEENIXPAWL Remix) - [EDM[

25.) Julia Michaels - Issues (Ash Remix) - [Chill EDM]

26.) Ariana Grande - Everyday (Elbert Moria Remix) - [Chill Trap]

27.) Little Mix - Touch (Muffin Remix) - [Chill Trap]

28.) The Chainsmokers, Alessia Cara, Zedd & Halsey - Stay/Closer - [Mash-up]

29.) Snakehips/Tinashe/Chace The Rapper - All My Friends (Wave Racer Remix) - [Summer Feel Good]

30.) BoA - Fox - [Sexy Modern 80's vibe K-pop]

31.) Ariana Grande - Everyday (VDG Remix) - [Trap]

32.) Becky G - Shower [Jump Smokers Remix] - [EDM]

33.) Zara Larsson - Ain't My Fault (R3hab Remix) [Bass Boosted] - [Boss Ass Bitch EDM]

34.) Rihanna - Kiss It Better (Open Till L8 Remix) - [Low Voice EDM]

35.) Leighton Meester - Body Control - [Pop]

36.) Zara Larsson - Uncover (Afterfab Remix) - [Slow Trap]

37.) Selena Gomez - Thinking Bout It - [EDM]

38.) Sandro Silva - Stay Inside (Ft. Kelper) - [EDM]

39.) Jackie Tech - You Can Have It All (Filatov & Karas Remix) - [EDM]

40.) Tinashe - Flame - [Modern 80's Pop Vibe]

41.) Jay Park - I Got This - [R&B]

42.) Rihanna - Rudeboy (AObeats Flip) - [Trap]

43.) Cobra Starship & Sabi - You Make Me Feel (Dj Smum Remix) - [EDM]

44.) Ariana Grande - Be Alright (Reconn Remix) - [Chill EDM/BEST Remix]

45.) Ellie Goulding - Burn (At Dawn We Rage Remix) - [EDM]

46.) JoJo feat. Remy Ma - FAB. (Aiden Lewis Remix) - [EDM]

47.) Rihanna - Pour It Up (RL Grime Remix) - [Trap]

48.) Zoelah - Wine Up On Me - [Soca]

49.) Drake & Rihanna - Take Care (Gamper & Dadoni Remix) - [Chill EDM]

50.) Cobra Starship - Good Girls Go Bad (Cash Cash Remix)- [EDM]

51.) Snakehips/Tinashe/Chace The Rapper - All My Friends (Hibell's House Remix) - [EDM]

52.) Noise Cans - Caan Dun (Ft. Louise Chantál) - [EDM]

53.) Starley - Call On Me (Ryan Riback Remix) - [Inspirational EDM]

54.) Far East Movement - Don't Speak (Ft. Tiffany & King Chain) - [EDM]

55.) Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You - [Pop]

56.) Kiiara - Whippin (Ft. Felix Snow) - [EDM]

57.) Virginia To Vegas - Lights Out - [Chill EDM]

58.) Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (WildVibes Remix) - [EDM]

59.) Selena Gomez - Kill Em With Kindness (WRomnez REMIX) - [Trap]

60.) Tritonal & Jenaux ft. Adam Lambert - Broken (Codeko Remix) - [Hype Trap]

61.) DJ TAJ/Rihanna - WORK (JERSEY CLUB REMIX) - [Twerk Trap]

62.) Hey Violet - Break My Heart - [Pop]

63.) Sigrid - Don't Kill My Vibe (Gryffin Remix) - [EDM]

64.) Chace - Something About You (feat. Yade Lauren) - [Chill EDM]

65.) A R I Z O N A - Electric Touch - [Chill EDM]

Ps. Feel free to reblog this if you like them and want others to know :P

[bentfire]

85 questions game

Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagged by @madi-starlight  thanks!! i’m procrastinating and this was a v nice distraction

i’m gonna tag @zoetekohana @zaatanna @puddingmcmuffin @mininjas @fireonallwires @distopianpixie + anyone else who wants to, sry i’m shit at tagging people in these things

the last

01. drink: water

02. phone call: to a local restaurant for food delivery bc i was too lazy to cook

03. text message: one of my friends is obsessed w/ lisa frank so i sent her the link to the lf tarot cards

04. song you listened to: "dinosaur” - akmu

05. time you cried: last week probably. my best friend and i currently aren’t talking and i’ve been taking it pretty hard lately.

06. dated someone twice: yup

07. kissed someone and regretted it: not really

08. been cheated on: yuuuuup

09. lost someone special: my childhood dog, balki. i’ve lost all my grandparents, but none of those hit me anywhere near as hard as my dog, honestly.

10. been depressed: i mean i go through phases where i’m sad? but i think to say i was depressed would be embellishing it.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: almost every time tbh. unless i’m home drinking alone, then i know when i’ve hit my limit. but if i’m out with friends i usually don’t realize i’m ~gone until like....... i’m way fuckin gone

3 favourite colours

12. turquoise!!

13. green

14. b l a c k

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: i don’t rly think so

16. fallen out of love: never been in love!

17. laughed until you cried: oh yeah

18. found out someone was talking about you: no! but i wouldn’t be surprised if my coworkers do lmao

19. met someone who changed you: nnnnnno

20. found out who your friends are: regrettably

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yup!

General:

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: the vast majority of them? i don’t use fb anymore but i honestly don’t think i added anyone on there i hadn’t met. OH there’s a few tumblr friends on there, but i think only three maybe that i haven’t actually met.

23. do you have any pets: yep! a dog, khloe.

24. do you want to change your name: i used to?? i mean. i’m not in love with my name. heather is kinda ..... lame tbh. but i mostly go by nicknames so it doesn’t bother me too much

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i don’t think i did anything, actually. 

26. what time did you wake up: noon. ooops. but i didn’t fall asleep until almost 5am soooo

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: probably working out. that’s usually the time of night i finally force myself to lmao

28. name something you can’t wait for: young justice!!!!! getting my hair/cut dyed in a couple days! i ordered new glasses and i’m excited for those to come in!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a year and a half ago

31. what are you listening to right now: the crickets chirp 

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i work in a retail pharmacy so yaaaaa probably on a daily basis, there’s a zillion ppl named tom/thomas

33. something that is getting on your nerves: blogs w/ impossible to find back buttons!! i’m trying to scroll through your blog like pls don’t make me work for it

34. most visited website: tumblr, youtube, ulta

35. hair color: blonde

36. long or short hair: medium?? it’s a couple inches past my collarbone

37. do you have a crush on someone: vaaaaguely. there’s a dude i semi-work with and he’s just so gosh darn nice?? he’s coming back to work with us for a few days and its Glaringly Fucking Obvious to my coworkers i like him so when head boss dude told me he was coming back he announced it in front of allllll my coworkers so they could laugh at how badly i blushed. i hate that i’m fucking obvious!!! but at least he doesn’t know lmao

38. what do you like about yourself: i like to think i’m pretty funny. also my hair. eyes. booty. not to be totally self-involved but tbh i really love my toosh.

39. piercings: two in each ear and a nose ring!

40. blood type: i probably bleed kpop at this point

41. nickname: benny, peetah, pikachu, little bit

42. relationship status: single, thank fuck. i like my freedom too much.

43. zodiac: libra.

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: AVATAR: THE LAST DAMN AIRBENDER, young justice, voltron (i hate putting voltron next to those two though bc no offense but like....... voltron could never ever compare to how glorious a:tla/yj are)

46. tattoos: none! i’m debating getting one before my bday in october though

47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: i had my gall bladder removed when i was 15

50. sport: i was a goalie in soccer for years!

51. vacation: like dream vacation?? australia. california. vegas. seoul. 

52. pair of trainers: apparently trainers = tennis shoes????? idek these things. i have a white pair of keds that i wear almost daily bc work

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: the last thing i ate was a couple apple slices?? idk what this is asking

54. drinking: waaaater

55. I’m about to: try to get some sleep

56. waiting for: sleepiness to hit me tbh

57. want: money. to kiss a pretty girl. to have my own house.

58. get married: maybe? i honestly can’t imagine myself caring about someone enough to wanna marry them though. and if i ever did no wedding pls thanks.

59. career: pharmacy technician!

WHICH IS BETTER:

60. hugs or kisses: hugs

61. lips or eyes: lips

62. shorter or taller: TALLER tho it aint hard bc im way too short

63. older or younger: i guess older? 

64. nice arms or nice stomach: arms

65. hookup or relationship: iiiiiii guess relationship? 

66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker duh

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: i don’t think so

68. drank hard liquor: yaaaa

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nope

70. turned someone down: yupyup

71. sex on the first date: lmao yes

73. had your heart broken: i’m currently mourning the loss of question 72 so yes?? but truthfully yeah. i wouldn’t say my heart was broken as that’s melodramatic af. but there was a dude i could’ve really seen myself falling for and it didn’t pan out and that was probably the saddest i’ve ever been over anyone.

74. been arrested: nope. but i have been pulled over by the cops five times in one night. four?? maybe it was four times idk

75. cried when someone died: my dog, yeah. 

76. fallen for a friend: i’ve had crushes but def never fallen.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: sometimes

78. miracles: not really

79. love at first sight: lust, yeah. love, nope.

80. santa claus: nope

81. kiss on the first date: i actually used to be anti-anything on the first date, but that’s mostly bc it takes me a long time to warm up to people and feel comfortable enough around them to do anything. but the last girl i dated i did literally everything with on the first date so ?????? guess that shits out the door

82. angels: not so much

OTHER:

84. eye colour: mine?? blue. kind of a greyish blue.

85. favourite movie: the first thing that came to mind was ‘forgetting sarah marshall’ tbh

[moonandstarsabove]

85 Questions

ii was tagged my @kamilahdavis so thank u, u majestic queen, i love uuu 

Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

the last …

1. drink: orange juice

2. phone call: my dad

3. text message: a work “friend”

4. song you listened to: i’m telling the world, by Taio Cruz

5. time you cried: i’m always crying binch

6. dated someone twice: what is that

7. kissed someone and regretted it: kissing is for losers 

8. been cheated on: that’s why i dont play uno anymore

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: life depresses me

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: surely not when i got drunk the first time :)))))))

favorite colors

12. baby blue

13. lavender

14. rose gold

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: i guess u can call them friends

16. fallen out of love: never even been in

17. laughed until you cried: ive never laughed a single day of my life. its sad so i cry.

18. found out someone was talking about you: oooooh dont even get me started binch

19. met someone who changed you: ive never been nchjfjnmj,muj chnged by anyone ever, but no

20. found out who your friends are: ehh still figuring it out

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: who dat

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: 3 (idk man, like a handful)

23. do you have any pets: i cry everyday bc ive never felt that joy

24. do you want to change your name: nein

25. what did you do for your last birthday: we went to a restaurant where the rude waiter gave my sis an anxiety attack, fuck him

26. what time did you wake up: 6:00 binch being a nurse is tough

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: dreaming about my vacation

28. name something you can’t wait for: family vacation to palma de mallorca + 2 months of doing nothing (!)

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: i dont remember her face (1h ago)

31. what are you listening to right now: killing me softly with his song by roberta flack (no KS reference pls)

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: idk??? have i?? i dont know my life

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my boss

34. most visited website: pinterest cuz i like hoarding pics

35. hair colour: dark brown like a cuppa coffee

36. long or short hair: fucken curtain

37. do you have a crush on someone: i wanna but my life aint that exciting

38. what do you like about yourself: my active imagination that both hinders and gives me life

39. piercings: belly button binch, like a baby piercing, cuz its very recent

40. blood type: A+ binch like my grades i wish

41. nickname: my actual name cuz u cant shorten claudia to be cute

42. relationship status: single as a loose pringle

43. zodiac: im a fish.

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: the walking dead, supergirl, brooklyn nine nine, unbreakable kimmy schmidt, stranger things, izombie

46. tattoos: 0 but i want some

47. right or left handed: slightly ambidextrous, like i do things with my left that righties can only do with their right hand

48. surgery: laparoscopy cuz my ovary wanted to explode

49. piercing: answered already

50. sport: gym sometimes? and i like volleyball

51. vacation: somewhere by the beach and with a nice view of the stars

52. pair of trainers: i basically only own sneakers cuz they the most comfy footwear in existence

more general

53. eating: watermelon was the last thing to have touched this mouth 

54. drinking: nothing

55. i’m about to: finish this up and watch power rangers

56. waiting for: july 13th when my 2 month vacation begins binch i’m excite

57. want: to be retired at 23

58. get married: sure but to whom’s the question

59. career: ideal? neurosurgeon, actual? nurse

60. hugs or kisses: both? i really love giving hugs but i always wanna hold on for too long so its awkward with ppl i dont know very well

61. lips or eyes: eyes

62. shorter or taller: same height or taller cuz yes

63. older or younger: kinda older but in my age range i guess?

64. nice arms or nice stomach: i like toned arms but im okay with a soft stomach

65. hook up or relationship: relationships im 2 emotional fr hookups

66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant af

67. kissed a stranger: or anybody ever

68. drank hard liquor: been dipping my finger in whiskey since 10 years old

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: never although a contact once popped off my eye when i was making faces in the mirror

70. turned someone down: that’s my biggest fear although i dont care much about ppl

71. sex on the first date: nooo ty

72. broken someone’s heart: according to him ye, but he broke mine first so pech gehabt

73. had your heart broken: siehe oben

74. been arrested: my only crime was being a primary school bully and thats not even a crime

75. cried when someone died: my grandpa, cried like a baby

76. fallen for a friend: never thank goodnes

do you believe in …

77. yourself: barely 

78. miracles: ye i do cuz im a hopeful binch

79. love at first sight: nein das nicht

80. santa claus: why wouldnt i believe in the actual person that delivers my presents every christmas?

81. kiss on the first date: noooo

82. angels: ye i dooo

other

83. current best friend’s name: my sis cat and my bff mariana cuz they my main binches

84. eye colour: brown

85. favourite movie: thats tough, but some i could rewatch all the time are mamma mia, the proposal, stardust, i am legend, i robot (cuz will smith), hachiko, megamind, 

i tag: @thefivecrazypeople @oldforgottenwarrior @lazusin @faenies and whoever else wants to cuz i dont know anyone else