#akaashi keji

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Akaashi Keji. That's it. That's the post

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Not me falling down my bokuaka obsession once again bc of the catalan dub...

[whyareyouhere66]

Haikyuu Characters as Quotes From My Life

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Basically, this chapter is just some of the Haikyuu characters as quotes that me, my friends, and even some of my classmates have said. Yeah, it's simple as that. They don't really make sense *the quotes*, even with context so yeah lol.

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-*-* "Christian Grey may be 50 shades of fucked up- but I'm 50 shades of 'I'm gonna whoop your ass" -Kuroo

-*- *"I think I have a crush on Pennywise." -Tanaka

-*-* "If only men had brains and balls, at the same time." -Kiyoko

-*-* "No Im not gonna eat my cat, I'm not a cannibal." -Nishinoya

-*-* " I look like a warthog and have the personality of a she-devil." -Yamamoto

-*-* "See, I told you Megan, my boobs are getting bigger." -Asahi

-*-* "Do you have gum in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?....I think you're excited to see me." -Oikawa *to Iwaizumi, most likely*

-*-* "Tell me a good song- and we're not listening to the trolls soundtrack." -Ushijima *talking to Tendou*

-*-* "If I write my essay about Fortnite and global warming what will I get?" -Bokuto

-*-* "I once had a guy walk up to me at target and he was like 'wanna buy some ball wash?'" -Terushima

-*-* "Ryan Reynolds is hot." -Ennoshita

-*-* "Jeff Bezos would be a great drug dealer." -Kenma

-*-* "Ugh that's nasty....gonna give us fricking herpes..." -Akaashi

-*-* "HE HAD TWO GLIZZIES" -Bokuto

-*-* "It looks like pennywise could crawl out of that things butthole." -Hinata

-*-* "I just got winky faced by Kahoot." -Tsukishima

-*-* "I'm gonna get fax paper, and make cards that say "we give free bj's" and tape it on peoples doors." -Kuroo

-*-* "If I have to listen to another minute of JoJo Siwa I will lose my mind." -Daichi

-*-* "YOU CLOSED MY DUOLINGO TAB?!" -Nishinoya

-*-* "Can any orgasms so photosynthesis...?" -Kageyama

-*-* "My shoulder is no longer a virgin." -Yamaguchi

-*-* "Don't change, we hate you just the way you are." -Iwaizumi

-*-* "Mom can you leave so I can curse at my friends?" -Sugawara *talking to Ukai*

-*-* "We thought there was cum in the bathroom." -Tanaka

-*-* "I don't like purple, I like ducks" -Hinata

-*-* "The bible is not smut, bitch." -Kenma (I'm sorry if anyone finds this offensive-)

-*-* "Mort I cannot 'move it move it' anymore" -Yamomoto

-*-* "They kill pears- that's why it's so sad. But pineapples stay alive, pears just- die!!" -Bokuto

-*-* "Not gonna lie man but your toes are...dry." -Tanaka

-*-* "That's like going up to a police officer holding up a bag and going, "hey can you step outside for a minute, go down and get some coffee, I should be done in about 15 minutes?" -Kindaichi

-*-* "I swear to god I will turn this- this navy blue van around!!" -Daichi/Ukai

-*-* "Nah he's got little-man-itis." Tsukishima *talking about Hinata, ofc*

-*-* "Don't we have a leader in the real world?" *Bokuto, continue to next quote *

-*-* "Yeah we've got Michael Jackson." -Kuroo *that one was a 2-parter haha*

-*-* "YOU'LL BELIEVE GOD IS A WOMENNNN- is that vodka??" -Nishinoya

-*-* "It's probably like, burnt fire or something." -Oikawa

-*-* "Why do you not like shirtless men." -Tanaka

-*-* "I'm gonna start a petition to make Boston a continent....or maybe New Jersey." -Hinata

-*-* "We've known eachother since the 1800's- we went to Travis Scott concerts with George Washington." -Tanaka *talking abt Yamamoto*

-*-* "Dame cabeza" -Tanaka

-*-* "No one likes Jacobs, Jacobs are ugly and raspy." -Tsukishima

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K great, so anyways-

Idk that's all I got rn, y'all got a free glimpse of my strange friends and even stranger school. Hope you enjoyed and adios

edit: holy shit this blew up a lot faster than I expected- thanks so much y’all

[smeegamae]

april—september 2022

haikyuu art

[breadsoup00]

Imagine Akaashi having siblings, it's literally my favorite concept ever.

Like, one time his older brother walks into the gym to pick Akaashi up (bc he can't drive for anything), so he walks into the gym out of nowhere, this 20 something year old man, and starts talking to Akaashi. Then while they're talking Bokuto walks up to the two (hEY HEY HEY) and the older brother is like "Omg Keiji is this the boy you're always talki-" and Akaashi slaps his hand over the brother's mouth. His face is bright red, and Bokuto's still standing there, clueless. After about a full minute Akaashi takes his hand off his brother's mouth, and as they're leaving the entire gym hears a faint "You're so gay." "Shut up. I'm telling mom." "wAIT KEIJI NO-"

[giggly-squiggily]

reward for bokuaka? I think it really fits them, plus reward tickles are so cute!! have a great day friend(:

Day 4: Reward

Hey friend! Oo, I haven't written for these two in forever! (Well- technically Akaashi. We're changing that today!) This was so much fun to make! I hope you like it and have an amazing day friend!

“Hey, Ko?” Akaashi looked up from his phone, wincing as Bokuto loudly cheered. “I love you, but could you not scream so loud? It’s not like they can hear us anyway.”

Nekoma was currently taking on a game across the country- one that neither boy could attend due to college work. Even though he would have preferred to physically be there to cheer on his friends, the owl-like man settled for the livestream the tournament set up.

“Oop- am I too loud? My bad, Kashi.” Bokuto grinned sheepishly, leaning over and kissing his boyfriend's cheek. “I can’t help it! They’re doing amazing out there- OH LOOK AT THAT GREAT RECIEVE!”

Akaashi nearly jumped out of skin, glaring as Bokuto went back to cheering. He was never going to get peace and quiet at this rate. Just as he started to accept his fate, an idea came to mind. “Hey, Ko? Want a reward?”

Bokuto perked up, turning his attention back to the brunette. “A reward? Oh, for what? Is it a good one?” Ever the child. Akaashi smiled at the sudden glee in Bokuto’s expression.

“It’s simple. If you can sit through the rest of the game without screaming, I’ll get you whatever you want as a reward.” Bokuto ‘oooed’, sitting back with crossed arms as he thought about his prize. “Anything I want?”

“Anything.”

“Fine. If I can avoid screaming for the rest of the game, I get to tickle you for a solid three minutes!”

“Fine-what?” Akaashi blinked, eyes widening as he turned to look at his boyfriend. Surely he misheard him?

There wasn’t a shadow of doubt. Bokuto meant what he said. Suddenly Akaashi’s goal for quiet time didn’t seem worth it.

Then again…it IS Bokuto. The likelihood of him staying quiet during the livestream was especially low. The risk might be worth it.

“Alright.” Akaashi nodded, sitting back and returning to his phone. “If you can do it. But if you can’t, I’ll tickle you.”

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He should have known better than to question Bokuto’s desire to win.

“Ahehahahhahahhahhaha! Kohohoohooho! Gehahahahhhahahahhaha!” Akaashi yelped and squirmed beneath the bigger man, pushing at the hands squeezing his waist and hips. “Mohoohohooohohve sohohohohohomewhwhhhhwhehehhheere ehehehehehhelse!”

“Why? You said I could get a reward if I didn’t scream again, and I did! I want to hear all those precious giggles!” Bokuto snickered in glee, spidering his fingers up and down his sides as Akaashi cackled helplessly beneath him.

Akaashi really needed to specify what the reward was next time.

I hope this was good!

[kageymaspoiledmilk]

Akaashi: Are you going to be okay? Bokuto:*Tearing up, while standing bare foot on other side of lego covered floor* Bokuto:Yes.. Akaashi: do you want me to carry you? Bokuto: *Quietly sobs* Yes..

[mugoki]

Fuwakororin Akaashi ♥️♥️♥️

Flippin' cute !!!

[luvwithkawa]

akaashi: Why is your back covered with scratches?

[Flashbacks of bokuto and atsumu chasing a racoon after akaashi told them to leave it alone]

bokuto: I’m having an affair.

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[finleylikehotmoms]

Here are some nicknames I think the haikyuu boys would give you

Tendo: fruit salad, salsa ver de, paradise, my little arsonist

Suga: baby, sweet,sweetheart, bae

Sakusa: germ, liscol, windex, cutie

Suna: babe,baby,darling, Ted bundy

Akaashi: my dearest, angel, honey, shaawty

[feybin]

I saw this and wanted to try it at 2a 🤷🏼‍♀️

First crushes/current crushes: haikyuu edition

First crushes:

Current crushes:

[orikgym]

akaashi pogi typings hc is so true and real

[satorisoup]

SKIN TO SKIN ღ

ft. timeskip! keiji akaashi

cw : fluff. domestic intimacy. mentions of bare chests. petnames ( sweetheart, my love ). @omitea for yousss :3

wc : 771

it’s a quiet night in the shared house of you and your husband. the warm sun has just descended down the horizon, lighting up the night sky with a bright moon and shining stars.

you lay in your large bed, trying to steady your breathing and close your eyes, but to no avail. you rustle in your sheets every few minutes, unable to shake off the unbearable question that’s been fleeting your mind, unsure of how and when to ask it.

akaashi is sat up in your bed, back propped up by a pillow and legs covered by your linen duvet. he’s reading his latest book, hands holding the spine ever so gently when he turns the pages with a lick of his thumb. the bedside lamp illuminates the dark room, cascading onto his face with a golden light. it’s only 8:00, and your husband looks just as beautiful as he always does.

there’s a thought that’s been eating away at your brain, and you really didn’t know how much longer you could take it. you just wanted to feel him, as close as you possibly could, which is what led you to open your mouth and start speaking.

“ keiji. ”

his ears perk up at the sound of your voice, eyes still focused on the book when he responds.

“ yes ? ”

how should you say it ? would it sound too straight forward ? what if it made him uncomfortable or…

“ take off your shirt. ”

oh. well that’s not what you were supposed to say.

“ oh ? ” is what keiji remarks, head now turned to you with his glasses hung low.

“ i mean— um… nevermind. ” you sigh in defeat, crinkling the covers by your nose to hide yourself from his curious gaze.

“ what’s the matter, sweetheart ? something bothering you ? ” he questions ever so politely. if only you could describe what exactly you were trying to ask.

“ no keiji… i just… wanna feel you. please ? ”

akaashi looks at you for just a moment, probably trying to understand exactly what you wanted. but this is your husband, the kind hearted, notable keiji akaashi. so of course, without another question, he removes his white t-shirt with not so much as a second thought.

you’re unsure of your next move, taking in the appearance of your husband. his lean figure lays before you with open arms, and the soft abs on his stomach relax with every breath he takes.

your fingers dance at the hemline of your own shirt, pinching it between your fingers as you dwindle on what to do next.

“ my love. ”

you’re shaken out of your reoccurring thoughts when keiji calls out to you, reaching toward you to beckon you closer. his nimble fingers smooth along the slightly exposed skin of your stomach, hand reaching underneath to lay on your hip. his fingers travel up and up, lifting your shirt slightly. he stops for a brief moment, eyes meeting yours when he asks,

“ do you want this off ? ”

it only takes a nod of your head for keiji to lift your shirt by the hem, removing it and exposing your naked skin. your eyes darted away from his, either from shyness or embarrassment, you weren’t sure.

“ come here, it’s alright. what are you shying away from ? ”

keiji moves you until you’re on his lap, bare chests pressed together in sheer silence. your shoulders relax, a content sigh releasing from your mouth. you can feel his heart pump against your own, hearing it in your eardrums at every beat.

his tender touches from his fingers tingle when he slides them against your spine, holding you ever so closely. his book is long forgotten, sitting on the nightstand with a neatly tucked bookmark on his previous page. his glasses lay atop the bridge of his nose, small red indents from where they used to rest on his eyes. he’s so soft, so gentle that it has you ready to almost doze off.

“ i love you, keiji… ” you whisper, drowsiness evident in the soft spoken words you relay to your husband.

keiji hums as he continues to stroke your back, “ mm, of course… it’s because i have my shirt off, isn’t it ? ”

“ keiji ! ” you suddenly say with a gasp, softly shoving his arm in feigned offence. he chuckles under his breath, continuing with his featherlight touches as you lay with him, skin to skin.

“ i love you more, my love. ”

[breadsoup00]

Why are all the Haikyuu setters so pretty like I made a list

Akaashi. No explanation needed, this man is just ❤

Oikawa. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM.

Kenma. Just...Kenma. Like, Kenma? man idk help

Suga. My guy needs more attention with those looks 😍

ATSUMU MIYA ATSUMU MIYA ATSUMU MIYA ATSUMU MIYA AT-

S h i r a b u. LEAVE HIS BANGS ALONE.

Kageyama. :)

SEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <33

Last but not least someone gotta give my man Yahaba some attention

[kageymaspoiledmilk]

Game raging haikyuu ships part:1 "ILL REVENGE YOU KENMA" "Kuroo its a game" "GAME MY ASS" "Sigh.."

"AGAASHI YOUVE BEEN HIT"

"I can tell Kou"

"But....y-y-you died?!"

"No It's just a game I'm still here"

"I'm going to kill that asshole"

"I-Hmm"

"FUCK"

"HAHAHAH YA KILLED YERSELF-"

"SHUT UP SAMU"

"BWHAHAH"

"WOW WHAT A CHEATER"

"Suna loml yer just bad at the game-"

"Fuck you"

"lol-"

"OMI WATCH OUT"

"HOW DO I STEER"

"WERE GETTING AMBUSHED"

"ATSU HOW DO I FUCKING STEER???"

"YA PRESS -A- DUMBASS DID YA NOT READ THE INSTRUCTIONS?"

"YOU SKIPED THEM BITCH-" "Oh-oops?" "OOPS-?!"

"HAHA SUCK MY DICK MOTHER FUCKER" "HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME HAJIME?" "I have friend's Kawa *Cough*Atsumu-Sakusa*Cough* '*GASP*-HOW DARE YOU HAJIME AFTER ALL WE WEN-" "Shut up and get in the game" "Fine-"