Cat and Girl's Gym for Serious People
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Akbar and Jeff
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(via David Silverman)
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LOL, I can’t even with this Jeff Easley cover. The hair, damn. The cheesecake. I don’t get it at all. At least the chainmail bikini covers usually involve swords and monsters or something that speaks to the experience of the game.
This is I9: Day of Al’Akbar (1986). You can tell from the title and cover alone that the adventure is going to indulge in Hollywood-style orientalism, an occurrence that is neither the first nor the last time for D&D. I’d take Al-Qadim over this, as at least there is some deep thought that went into the presentation there. Here, the Middle Eastern trapping are really just flavor layered on a fairly generic adventure that happens to feature old artifacts with an Arabic sounding name (the Cup and Talisman of Al’Akbar, which, that has got to just be a corruption of “Allahu Akbar,” right?). The actual adventure is probably fine, but the Middle Eastern veneer winds up being so tedious as to be entirely distracting. Big pass on this one from me.
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THE GARDEN GROWS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS
legend: the black garden, destiny (2014)/ garden of salvation, destiny 2 (2017)/ visions of another world, jean-pierre ugarte/ spring in hieron 38: see where you’re standing, friends at the table/ the poetics of space, gaston bachelard/ rhododendron hirsutum, erwin lichtenegger/ floating city, kasumigaura, kisho kurokawa/ annihilation, jeff vandermeer/ garden of salvation, destiny 2 (2017)/ escher’s lizards, song kang/ a conversation between timothy morton and jeff vandermeer, los angeles review of books/ outer wilds (2019), annapurna interactive/ aspect: realis, destiny 2 (2017)/ your fake name is good enough for me, iron and wine/ no. 13, ja paunkovic/ photograph by xuebing du/ invisible cities, italo calvino/ dandelion, shota suzuki/ baitogogo, henrique oliveira/ aspect: gnomic, destiny 2 (2017)/ spring in hieron 3: hospitable to you, friends at the table/ annihilation (2018), dir. alex garland/ superstructure, superstudio/ sensitive survivors, miranda van dijk/ the poetics of space, gaston bachelard/ one that suits me, hop along/ shadowkeep, destiny 2 (2017)/ notes on the below, ada limon/ wild pear tree, kaveh akbar/ legend: the black garden, destiny (2014)
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me n hal are akbar n jeff where no one can tell if were dating or if were just two bros chilling
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These little guys are 100% an Akbar and Jeff reference.
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October 7
1967 Joplin Missouri Danny Hodge & Skandor Akbar became TRI STATES US TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1968 Memphis Tennessee Ken Lucas & Dennis Hall became NWA SOUTHERN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1969 Halifax Nova Scotia The Stomper became MARITIME NORTH AMERICA CHAMPION
1971 Bakersfield California Classy Freddie Blassie became LOS ANGELES PACIFIC COAST CHAMPION
1971 Tampa FLA Bobby Duncum became NWA FLORIDA SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
1977 Calgary Alberta Frenchie Martin became STAMPEDE NORTH AMERICA CHAMPION
1978 Des Monies Iowa Col Buck Robley became NWA CENTRAL STATES CHAMPION
1979 Dallas Texas Spoiler became TEXAS AMERICA CHAMPION
1979 Indianapolis Indiana Bruiser & Spike Huber became WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1980 Mobile Alabama Robert Fuller & Jos LeDuc became NWA SOUTHEASTERN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1984 Charlotte NC Wahoo McDaniel became NWA MID ATLANTIC US CHAMPION
1984 Mexico City Adorable Rubi became MEXICAN NATIONAL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION
1985 Memphis TN Harley Race became NWA MID AMERICA CHAMPION
1986 Memphis TN Boy Tony became MID AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
1987 Catano PR Galan Mendoza WWC JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
1988 Calgary Alberta Chris Benoit & Lance Idol became STAMPEDE INTERNATIONAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1988 Paris France Rockin Robin became WWE WOMENS CHAMPION
1989 Bayamon PR Mercenaries became WWC CARIBBEAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1989 Bayamon PR the Youngbloods Chris & Mark became WWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1989 Bayamon PR Invader 1 became WWC PUERTO RICO CHAMPION
1989 Bayamon PR Carlos Colon WWC UNIVERSAL CHAMPION
1989 Portland OR Rex King PACIFIC NORTHWEST CHAMPION
1990 Tokyo Japan Manami Toyota ALL PACIFIC CHAMPION
1991 Memphis TN Robert Fuller & Jeff Jarrett USWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1995 Philadelphia PA Public Enemy ECW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
1995 Memphis TN Road dog Jessie James Armstrong USWA CHAMPION
1997 Topeka KS Legion of Doom WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
2001 Guadalajara Mexico Shocker CMLL LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
2007 Chicago IL Randy Orton WWE CHAMPION
2007 Chicago IL Beth Phoenix WWE WOMENS CHAMPION
2009 Louisville KY Holly Blossom OVW WOMENS CHAMPION
2012 Tokyo Japan Seiya Sanada GAORA TV CHAMPION
2012 San Luis Potosi Mexico Halloween & Fabi Apache AAA MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
2012 San Luis Potosi Mexico Vampiro & Joe Lider AAA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
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read too much akbar and jeff and now my stomach hurts
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“Burp Contest” Acrylic painting on 8x10 stretched canvas AVAILABLE! $50
This is a mash-up of Matt Groening’s comic strip Life in Hell and the Simpsons’ Tracey Ullman era, wherein Akbar and Jeff have themselves a burp contest.
DM me if interested or if you have any questions (and check out my other paintings)
I ship from California, and only accept PayPal at the moment.
Thank you very much
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Beka Sikharulidze will play Akbar in "Khashoggi"
Actor, Producer, Director and Writer at Beka Film Productions, Beka Sikharulidze has accepted the role of Akbar in “Khashoggi”.
Beka Sikharulidze
The film is in development at Jongleur Pictures LLC with Jeff Olm leading executive production.
The story of the Gary Revel investigation of the brutal Khashoggi killing was adapted into a screenplay by Frank Burmaster and Revel.
The Saudi dissident…
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ALL WOMEN ARE BLACK!
Chinese titties, are orgasmic
And some dog love it,
My name Jeff bezzos
My sister is my aunt my aunt is my brother,
His/they/she is Chinese and Obama
I whooped Allahu Akbar and buttplugs ass at muh sons school to teach them to be Jewish
I stuck an dragon anime 100 pound dildo up ass today, to repent to god, because he love my tight Chinese ass from Nigeria, an black is a black welfare and Mary from precious would be proud poc, my butthole is liberating fuck Chinese baby formula, kill all men, bring back buttsex in collage to worship trans gender dildo
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Hello! I came across your quiz, I like your recommendation and plan to buy the book later! However I'm curious— what's your all time favourite? And what book you love, not because of the plot or character, mainly because the words/sentences are beautifully written? Thank you!
EDIT: i thought i posted this ages ago but turns out it's just been sitting in my drafts so sorry about that anon
omg this is the best ask ive ever gotten and also the hardest to answer 😭 i think favorite of all time is probably annihilation by jeff vandermeer which is the first book of the southern reach trilogy—that trilogy is my fave of all time if that counts as a book lol. it’s so literary and gorgeous and the characters are so real and the plot draws you in etc etc etc…i think about it all the time it changed my life
this WAS on the quiz but another country by james baldwin is SO beautifully written. i think even if it didnt also have a lot of brilliant and poignant things to say i’d still have loved it. confessions of the fox by jordy rosenberg also gets an honorable mention for this!!
but honestly when it comes to novels im a plot and character and concept girly thru and thru, but i also love poetry so thats my go to for beautiful sentence construction! my fave poets are louise gluck, kaveh akbar, chen chen, ocean vuong, and hera lindsay bird
bestiary is also probably up there for beautiful writing--the characters aren't uninteresting but the plot is pretty thin, and i still loved reading it just because it's so beautifully written--a lot like poetry in prose format
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[Image Description: a comic strip with characters Jeff and Akbar sitting across from eachother on a couch, in the first panel Jeff says 'Akbar, can I ask you a personal question', neither say anything in the second panel and in the third panel Akbar responds with 'Sure.'; In the next panel Jeff asks 'Are you gay?' and after two panels of neither speaking Akbar responds with 'Mmmmaybe', and after another two panels of silence says 'Now can I ask YOU a personal question, Jeff?' and in the panel after the next Jeff responds with 'Ok.'; In the following panel Akbar asks Jeff 'Are you gay?' to which he responds to with 'Mmmmaybe.' after two panels of silence; There are another two panels of silence and in the nineteenth panel the two turn to look at eachother, before moving next to eachother in the twentieth panel. The upper left corner of the page reads 'Life in hell' and the upper right '©1986 by Matt Groening'.]
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