#alicent hightower incorrect quotes

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt.31

[httpsclarye]

Alicent: While I'm gone with Helaena, you’re in charge, Aegon.

Aegon: Yes!

Alicent, whispering to Aemond: You're secretly in charge.

Aemond: Obviously.

[aemysbabyofficial]

*Alicent and Y/N watching Aegon and Aemond leave for a hike

Alicent: *wipes tears* Be safe, boys! Y/N: I give it three days. Alicent: Knowing Aegon, that bag is full of wine. I say twenty-four hours.

[howyouloveyourdragon]

my mum just said smthg and i swear it is so hotd coded

Aemond: :) Alicent: Well I'm glad to see you're smiling Alicent: Even if it is maniacally

[dcookechild]

[bbygirl-aemond]

aemond, to helaena, while lying face down on his bed and regretting everything: and then i called him dad.

criston, to alicent, crying tears of joy: and then he called me dad!

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[myrtlesandasphodels]

they deserve it

[raiisakitsune]

Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?

Aemond:ikilledluke

Alicent: .... what?

Aemond: vhagerateluke

Otto: ....

Alicent:

[nxpthys]

Aemond: Do you really care about our mother? Viserys: Yes. I do. Aemond: Would you take a bullet for her? Viserys: Of course. Aemond: Wonderful, meet me in the back in 10 minutes.

[aegonette]

House of the Dragon x Bob's Burgers 3/?

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt. 33

[httpsclarye]

Alicent: Is there a word that’s a mix between mad and sad?

Helaena: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated…

Aegon II: Smad.

[aemysbabyofficial]

Y/N: Do you remember your first love? Alicent: I remember her dearly. Those lilac eyes. That long, silver hair. The way her tongue rolls her R's and L's like it was nothing. I also remember the small scrunch her nose made when we-- Y/N: I asked if you remembered your first love, not how psychologically you are.

[greensdidnothingwrong]

“What if I flop?”

“Oh, my darling, what if you slay?”

[dcookechild]