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Do you think someone pulled out a camera and asked him to pose like that or he just did it
#james hetfield#metallica#amsmuch's thoughts#he looks like me#when someone tells me to pose for a pic#no joke#all awkward and shit#hes so dumb
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enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.
person who just got over the horror of being trapped and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work
#people who lost all impulse control during the loop bc hey nothing mattered#but now the loops over and suddenly there are consequences to their actions#person who was stuck in grind culture accidentally becomes used to leisure time bc hey there's not much work to do in a loop#but now it's over and they are abruptly thrust back into an 80-hour week schedule and holy shit did it always feel this fucking awful#person who was stuck for so long than now they can barely remember anything that happened in months leading up to the loop#they're stuck faking amnesia#which gets pretty awkward when school requires a doctor's note and now they're frantically googling head injury symptoms
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god i need to vent & i don't have anywhere else to go to & i only have therapy by the end of the week. so bare w me!
#saw my biggest college crush again after an entire year without seeing him#this motherfucker moved all the way across the planet to do an extension program#AND SOMEHOW GOT EVEN HOTTER#anyway i'm in love w him and i'm literally olivia rodrigo's ballad of a homeschooled girl#i felt so fucking hot yesterday#but he comes around to talk to me and i just melt#all awkward and shit#please send help#or tips on how to forget ur shy#also i'm in my fertile period so i just NEED him to pin me on a wall and kiss the living hell out of me#said me: a demisexual#i'm desperate#if he knew how much i want to kiss him hed do it out of pity
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I wanted to introduce this freak and another guy for 2 years now, so majority of these drawings are pretty old 😭😭 His name is Nyoka Wadjet, and he’s one of my personal favorite boys I only ever teased on and off. I meant to get his ref drawings fixed up and cleaned, but tbh, that realistically wasn’t happening so I just compiled a bunch of mock ups I attempted as is. The quality isn’t up to snuff for my liking, but the trade off is a short bio that’s actually legible. Wooooo~
He’s twisted from/inspired by Ushari from The Lion Guard. (Ushari is explicitly stated to be an Egyptian Cobra in-series, so I primally looked at the real life animal as most beastmen tend to, but hopefully those who know about Ushari can still see the allusions.) I hope people like him as much as I have over the years, he’s one of my favorites 👉👈🥺
Bonus:

Ko-fi
#my art#twst oc#Nyoka Wadjet#twisted wonderland#JAMIL ALREADY TOOK THE SNAKE SHIT SO THATS AWKWARD. but its okay. this guy has plenty of other issues.#prayers that the game doesnt break all the lore made up for him outside of the school.#leona kingscholar#also to anyone who saw the og post yes the files are different now. i made corrections
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"you made that?? that's iconic"
#RIP these photos i look kinda crazy#i wasn't all that nervous though! so that's something#i have SO MUCHHHHHH to say but it will have to wait#i need to listen to the recording and shit#i kinda made it sooo awkward but it's ok i've got iceland too it's chill#but they're so sweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭#face
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the way a LOT of people reduce Bob to his traumas and illnesses pisses me the fuck off.
he does anything and "it's because of the trauma!!!" "it's because he’s mentally ill!!!" "he did it only because he's so anxious!!!" or maybe it's because that's the fucking way he is? the way he always was?? as a person??? just like a ton of other (perfectly healthy) people???? ??? he's a human being with his own personality and behavior.
Stop seeing him only as his disorders and traumas. He'd fucking hate it.
#yes he has a fuckass ton of traumas and illnesses BUT THATS NOT EVERYTHING HE IS#my eye will start twitching soon i swear#if I see one more post or comment on social media with this shit I will lose it#saw a comment under the moment where bob looks worriedly at john who fell down#and the person said that he reacted like that because of his trauma#be so fucking for real#THE FUCK THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING#the dumbest one so far#bc like genuinely how did you come up with this?#but all the other ones are so stupid too#bob reynolds#robert reynolds#he does things that are caused by his anxiety/traumas/disorders#im not arguing with that#but half the things he does – that’s just the way he is as a person#if not more than half#bob IS the sweetest boy#even the bits that we know about him are all about that#he can be sarcastic and he can stand up for himself - we saw it#but he also IS so cute and soft and awkward#and he has the biggest heart#ALL THAT IS IN THE MOVIE TOO#be even a little kind to him and he will be a hundred times more kind to you#even after everything he’s been through#because THATS HOW HE IS#and how he always has been#open your fucking eyes people#thunderbolts#voidwalker#sentryagent
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These trains have me battling against ingo and others
#pokemon#submas#emmet#ingo#i want to try completely overhauling how i draw them because they just do not look all that much like Emmet and Ingo to me. outside of#the side bang things.?? idk what it is#the rest of the hair.. the eyes.. i dunno. they don't look Right.#i had these sketched in: YOU GUESSED IT: MEDIBANG PAINT PRO MOBILE! and then transferred em to my 'puter#but they look kind of awkward i feel still... well Whatever. who give a shit#<- that's what i always say!
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#jrwi suckening#emizel tucker#arthur bennett#FINALLY CLEANED IT UP and now its here and you can see it#i have like one more comic from this set that i need to finish up. and then itll be like. a page o 4 different suckening comics.#IM GETTIN THERE!!!#also i love the suckening ive been rewatchin the suckening and i loooove it so muchhhh#i forgot how fucken funny it is. and how cool and neat all these characters are...#i LOVEEE how awkward and weird arthur is despite being ice cold stone faced always#and how emizel is so like?? not Secretly sensitive but he has such a fierce and punk exterior#but he has SUCH a sweet interior.he CARESS HE CARES ABOUT HIS FRIENDSS.....#OKay okay ill. ramble more later. i got shit to doooo...#ill be workin on more suckening drawings n ill hopefully be able to post a Big Proper Colorful Doodlepage soon..#SO MANY OF THEM are soooooo close to being done....#okaye yeah yeah i gotta go now love you guys byyyeeeeee
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not a fan of the internet still treating people who just don’t want to watch sex scenes like they’re stupid or childish. some people just don’t want to watch sex scenes or even want to talk about sex. why is that so hard for some people to deal with?
#random emma thoughts#it’s not world breaking#i do find certain scenes kinda awkward#and too much sex talk makes me uncomfortable#but that doesn’t make me a child or a ‘little virgin’#sometimes i want to internet to just go away#wish you all had this energy for more important shit like palestine or sudan
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They should use the mcu version of John Walker to teach media literacy in schools bc what the fuck are some of these takes and interpretations
#i swear to god some of yall are putting more effort into coming up w some bs to dislike him than idek#'he abused his child and wife and now I‘m to accept he‘s an avenger????‘ the word abuse has lost all meaaaning omggg#breaking news everybody being a passive father dealing w ptsd after being manipulated by the us government is being an abuser now apparently#'such a weirdo and cheater flirting w yelena‘ he was happy someone liked his suit 😭 he‘s awkward af pls stop#yes these are both takes I saw w my own eyes made by multiple people#and my favorite 'yeah but in the comics he‘s…‘ YALL HAVE NOT CARED ABOUT THE COMIC COUNTERPART EVER#loved Zemo too!!!!!!!#mental health is so important 🩷 but lose your shit when its not loki or wanda or bucky#john walker#us agent#marvel#mcu#thunderbolts
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i wish there was a radqueer discord server that didnt make me read 58 essasys the length of the declaration of independence to find a codeword or make me write several paragraphs on how i found the server and how i became a radqueer and what a radqueer is
#⚰️ claire rambles ;;#like i get it but holy shit#security is cool but what the fuck why do i have to solve your shitty ass riddles Let me in#and then i do it all to have my socially awkward ass never talk#radqueer safe#pro rq 🌈🍓#radqueer#rq positivity#rq interact#rq#radqueer interact#radqueers please interact#pro radq#rq 🌈🍓#radqueer 🌈🍓#rq 🍓🌈#radqueer 🍓🌈
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I like to imagine Gordon getting increasingly flustered at the vortigaunts' nonstop praises. Just like, face slightly going pink, rubs the back of his neck and looks away all "aw, shucks".
Like, yes, Gordon Freeman is an unstoppable force of nature, but he's also like. Just a guy. He's a nerd and probably a little overwhelmed with suddenly being this Big Hero™️ that everyone is in awe over.
He's the guy who single-handedly WRECKED the Citadel with nothing but the gravity gun, destroying everything and/or one in his path, but like. They kidnapped his friends. NOBODY touches his friends without feeling the wrath of ten thousand supernovas.
But he's also the guy who fiddles with stuff in his friends' labs like a kid in a candy store. He's a man of multitudes.
#half life 2#gordon freeman#vortigaunts#i like to think the vortigaunts are all 100% meaning every word#gordon's just not used to this level of praise#he's autistic he doesn't know how to deal with this much attention#me? projecting myself onto the mute protagonist? of course!#that bit where you get the antlion pheropods and the vort praises you SO MUCH#'the Freeman shows his excellence in all things' *gordon blushing furiously*#compliments are nice and i can tell they really mean it but these are borderline worshipful and it's awkward#also: gordon watching alyx give the vort in episode 2 a kiss and just being like :D#god i love the vortigaunts they're great. i wanna take on gman and/or his employers with their help#i think together we could defeat them and free ourselves (and alyx)#i'm also imagining gordon just. not mentioning to eli that his life and alyx's are entwined now#he's mortified at the thought of eli making MORE jokes about the two getting together lmaooo#griggs and sheckley show up to white forest and ask about it and gordon just freezes bc eli is in the room#i replayed recently as you can tell lmao#not half life: alyx tho#vr is. a whole thing. but i think abt the ending all the time#gordon is a big lovable DORK and he's too polite to ask the vorts to ease up on the excessive praise#he enters the portal's inner workings and lets his body relax. alyx is okay. eli's headed out with judith. they're safe.#it's just Gordon. the gravity gun. and the catharsis of fucking shit up and reducing breen to atoms.#calmest he's been all day tbh#it's probably even more terrifying than his category 7 one-man hurricane through the citadel earlier#i really love playing half-life bc sometimes i'll randomly need to adjust my glasses. and i'm like '!! Gordon also has glasses!!'#diversity win! this video game protagonist wears glasses!#he's genuinely the only one i can think of who wears glasses. at least in the big franchises#fricking nerd. i love him
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well
#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#secunit#ayda mensah#senior officer indah#WHERE IS HER FANDOM TAG#I like to think Pin Lee & Mensah r thru the one way glass just losing their fucking minds#Indah calls Murderbot 'Security Consultant Silly Rabbit' ONCE & gets an absolute bollocking off Mensah for it#my wife & I were in TEARS abt this yesterday so I sat down n put in a fuckin 10 hour shift at the clip studio factory to churn this oot#I love Murderbot ! I think it sucks. failing social QTEs at all times#fucking. oh shit an awkward pause. QUICK ! Say something !!! 'I'm her silly rabbit.' WHERES THE NEAREST AIRLOCK#squiddlyart#squiddlyvids
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#payday#chains#houston#my art#it's Ok i'm just waiting for all of this (hand gestures) to blow over (rubbing temples) (gripping stress ball)#they're [purple and pink isn't that cute tho 😍😍#CHAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNISSSSSSSGGGGffFGGGGG#houston-chan and the chillest && nicest guy in this whole crime ring he pulled by talking about vehicles and -#- not knowing what a richard mille watch is#(houston voice)(shy and awkward) W-wow cool umm.... collection. (chains' million dollar watch stand) Um.. can i like; touch your bicep.#S-sorry man😁 i say some weeeird shit sometimes
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one of my favorite things about dps is the completely irrelevant background conversations/comments you’re probably not meant to hear but are still just barely audible? like the two guys in the study room arguing over their turns on the dart board, or the guys laughing under their breath and making ridiculing remarks when knox reads out his poem for chris, or the people in the opening scenes you can hear finding their friends and saying hi. it literally doesn’t matter at all, but it makes it feel so much realer and like you’ve really just been dropped into the setting with todd on the first day.
#tbh a lot of the welton extras are so fun to watch in certain scenes#the guy eating in class (who my friend nik and i dubbed Johnathan ‘Johnny’ Mark Roberts who is tumultuous besties with Stick)#the kid by the door who looks awkward as fuck when mcallister bursts in while they’re tearing out the intros to their books#the kid behinds hopkins that gives him a thumbsuo after his the cat/sat on/the mat poem#spaz and everything He gets up to (the fact that both knox and charlie throws shit at him 😭😭😭???? like LMFAOOO???????)#and ofc everyones favorite with zero dialogue stick#love them so bad i hope theyre all doing alright#dps#dead poets society
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