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amsmuch · 2 years ago
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Do you think someone pulled out a camera and asked him to pose like that or he just did it
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.
person who just got over the horror of being trapped and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work
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missnxthingg · 2 years ago
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god i need to vent & i don't have anywhere else to go to & i only have therapy by the end of the week. so bare w me!
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cozymochi · 7 months ago
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I wanted to introduce this freak and another guy for 2 years now, so majority of these drawings are pretty old 😭😭 His name is Nyoka Wadjet, and he’s one of my personal favorite boys I only ever teased on and off. I meant to get his ref drawings fixed up and cleaned, but tbh, that realistically wasn’t happening so I just compiled a bunch of mock ups I attempted as is. The quality isn’t up to snuff for my liking, but the trade off is a short bio that’s actually legible. Wooooo~
He’s twisted from/inspired by Ushari from The Lion Guard. (Ushari is explicitly stated to be an Egyptian Cobra in-series, so I primally looked at the real life animal as most beastmen tend to, but hopefully those who know about Ushari can still see the allusions.) I hope people like him as much as I have over the years, he’s one of my favorites 👉👈🥺
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Ko-fi
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pseudophan · 5 months ago
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"you made that?? that's iconic"
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blakellyl · 14 days ago
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the way a LOT of people reduce Bob to his traumas and illnesses pisses me the fuck off.
he does anything and "it's because of the trauma!!!" "it's because he’s mentally ill!!!" "he did it only because he's so anxious!!!" or maybe it's because that's the fucking way he is? the way he always was?? as a person??? just like a ton of other (perfectly healthy) people???? ??? he's a human being with his own personality and behavior.
Stop seeing him only as his disorders and traumas. He'd fucking hate it.
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whenthelightisrunninglow · 2 months ago
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These trains have me battling against ingo and others
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sluckythewizard · 1 month ago
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ncutii-gatwa · 1 year ago
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not a fan of the internet still treating people who just don’t want to watch sex scenes like they’re stupid or childish. some people just don’t want to watch sex scenes or even want to talk about sex. why is that so hard for some people to deal with?
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itsmetheabnormalone · 2 months ago
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They should use the mcu version of John Walker to teach media literacy in schools bc what the fuck are some of these takes and interpretations
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deadcaralarm · 8 months ago
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i wish there was a radqueer discord server that didnt make me read 58 essasys the length of the declaration of independence to find a codeword or make me write several paragraphs on how i found the server and how i became a radqueer and what a radqueer is
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theofficialpeanutgallery · 4 days ago
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I like to imagine Gordon getting increasingly flustered at the vortigaunts' nonstop praises. Just like, face slightly going pink, rubs the back of his neck and looks away all "aw, shucks".
Like, yes, Gordon Freeman is an unstoppable force of nature, but he's also like. Just a guy. He's a nerd and probably a little overwhelmed with suddenly being this Big Hero™️ that everyone is in awe over.
He's the guy who single-handedly WRECKED the Citadel with nothing but the gravity gun, destroying everything and/or one in his path, but like. They kidnapped his friends. NOBODY touches his friends without feeling the wrath of ten thousand supernovas.
But he's also the guy who fiddles with stuff in his friends' labs like a kid in a candy store. He's a man of multitudes.
#half life 2#gordon freeman#vortigaunts#i like to think the vortigaunts are all 100% meaning every word#gordon's just not used to this level of praise#he's autistic he doesn't know how to deal with this much attention#me? projecting myself onto the mute protagonist? of course!#that bit where you get the antlion pheropods and the vort praises you SO MUCH#'the Freeman shows his excellence in all things' *gordon blushing furiously*#compliments are nice and i can tell they really mean it but these are borderline worshipful and it's awkward#also: gordon watching alyx give the vort in episode 2 a kiss and just being like :D#god i love the vortigaunts they're great. i wanna take on gman and/or his employers with their help#i think together we could defeat them and free ourselves (and alyx)#i'm also imagining gordon just. not mentioning to eli that his life and alyx's are entwined now#he's mortified at the thought of eli making MORE jokes about the two getting together lmaooo#griggs and sheckley show up to white forest and ask about it and gordon just freezes bc eli is in the room#i replayed recently as you can tell lmao#not half life: alyx tho#vr is. a whole thing. but i think abt the ending all the time#gordon is a big lovable DORK and he's too polite to ask the vorts to ease up on the excessive praise#he enters the portal's inner workings and lets his body relax. alyx is okay. eli's headed out with judith. they're safe.#it's just Gordon. the gravity gun. and the catharsis of fucking shit up and reducing breen to atoms.#calmest he's been all day tbh#it's probably even more terrifying than his category 7 one-man hurricane through the citadel earlier#i really love playing half-life bc sometimes i'll randomly need to adjust my glasses. and i'm like '!! Gordon also has glasses!!'#diversity win! this video game protagonist wears glasses!#he's genuinely the only one i can think of who wears glasses. at least in the big franchises#fricking nerd. i love him
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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squiddlysq · 1 year ago
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Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well
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silusvesuius · 4 months ago
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toddtakefive · 1 year ago
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one of my favorite things about dps is the completely irrelevant background conversations/comments you’re probably not meant to hear but are still just barely audible? like the two guys in the study room arguing over their turns on the dart board, or the guys laughing under their breath and making ridiculing remarks when knox reads out his poem for chris, or the people in the opening scenes you can hear finding their friends and saying hi. it literally doesn’t matter at all, but it makes it feel so much realer and like you’ve really just been dropped into the setting with todd on the first day.
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