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boredzillenial · 20 hours
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Sir’s Surprise
Poe is off on a mission but has just the thing to fill his pet’s needs
Themes: Dom!Poe, gn!reader, use of honorifics (Commander, Sir ; little porg, pet, honey), voice kink (I tried lol), anal
A.N.: we’re not gonna talk about how long it took me to scroll to find this request or how long it took me to do it lol I’m catching up i swear 🫥
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“Please-” they whined “how long is this mission supposed to last…”
“As long as it takes, you know that my little porg.” Poe’s voice teased over the comm.
Their face grew hot “Stop calling me that - those things are so annoying.” Their voice broke on the final word setting embarrassment through their veins. Despite the several parsecs that laid between Poe’s position and theirs he still knew how to work their nerves.
Poe tsked “You think you can catch an attitude when I’m off on a mission? Guess you won’t get your surprise.” He chuckled.
“What?” Their body went stone still. For as strict as Poe could be, he was a fantastic gift-giver.
“Shame too - it would’ve helped with some of this neediness.” He cooed “would’ve filled your needs pretty well I think.”
Heart pounding in their ears they leapt up and began to tear through the shared bunk space. Checking in drawers and under the mattress, with Poe’s laughter echoing from the comm. “You’re not gonna find it.” His singsong tone set their nerves on edge.
Their body begged for some sort of release from the pent up desire. “Come on Poe -”, desperation shifted to frustration.
The comm went deadly silent, “What did you call me?” His voice was icily calm.
“I-I mean Commander. I’m s-“ their blundered apology was cut short with the sound of something opening in the corner of the cramped space.
“You want it so bad?” His voice clipped, they turned to see a secret compartment now open in the wall, “Take it.”
They shifted and peaked into the compartment, laying eyes on the surprise. “S-sir did you…”
“But your gonna take all of it.” Poe’s timbre was stern, with that unmistakable heated tone.
They picked up the heft of the silicone surprise and looked over it with wide eyes. The bulbous tip, the sleek shaft etched with veins down the sides, ending with a flared base and suction cup. The accuracy had them dumbstruck. “S-sir I don’t -“
“You’re lucky I’m not there right now - or I’d stuff that in your throat for talking back.” His voice went icy “And I’d stuff myself in that tight little ass for good measure.”
They froze, body shivered in anticipation now that they could hold him, at least a version of him. “In fact, you’ll need to practice before I’m back.” Poe’s tone shifted with a lilt “suck it, do it well enough for me to hear.”
They brought the tip of the cool silicone to their face, taking a test lick. That ache deep inside them fired at the touch of the tip pressing past their lips.
Slurping and sucking sounds filled the tight space as they got to work. Almost mindless in their ministrations as they took it deeper and deeper. “That’s it, you love my cock filling that wet little mouth don’t you.” Poe growled.
They touched themselves in time with the slide of his girth between their lips, eliciting a broken groan. “Touching yourself already sweetheart?” His sultry tone sent the ache into something primal. “Good, you got it nice and slick?”
They pulled the toy out with a pop “yes sir.” They huffed.
“Good pet. You know where I want it next.” He pressed, they knew exactly where he wanted it. “Go to my chair.”
They adjusted the toy on the nearby desk chair. Fastening the suction cup firmly and taking a moment to admire it glistening, beckoning them closer.
“Lube is where it always is.” Poe’s voice jolted them out of their momentary pause. They scrambled a bit through the usual drawer and popped the tube open. Soft squelching sounded as they covered it from tip to base.
“Talk to me pet.” He cooed.
“I-it’s ready.” They said as they slowly straddled the chair. Cold silicone chilled further with the lube lightly tapped their rear.
“So are you, now, have a seat. Nice and slow.” He encouraged.
They notched the bulbous tip against the tight ring of muscle, a soft gasp escaped as the head made its way in.
“Good, good job.” Poe cooed softly “You sound so cute when the tip pops in.” His voice grew closer to a groan.
“How’d you-“
“Honey, I know the sounds you make to every inch of me.” He chuckled.
Their heart hammered in their chest at his laugh and the stretch of him. Another inch had them gripping onto the back of the chair for dear life. They lifted for a moment of relief before shifting deeper down onto it, a shaky groan passed their lips. “F-fuck.”
Their legs shook a moment, knees threatened to buckle from the pleasure as they sunk further. Their groan twisted to a whimper when his voice growled over the comm “Ugh those sweet little sounds. You’ve got me so hard… Half way there honey you’re doing great.”
“S-sir I don’t think I can -“
“Yes you can-“ his throaty command cut their protest short “touch yourself, you can do it, go all the way.”
They started slowly, stroking and caressing. Between Poe’s praise and their own hand their body relaxed, allowing his replicated girth to ease all the in until they hit the flared base.
“I - I did it.” Their mixture of huffs and groans filled the tight space. “F-feels so g-good sir.” They slowly lifted and sank, a low fire building in their belly. Every nerve felt alight with the stretch of it.
The mixture of noises from the lube, the toy, the creaking chair and Poe’s whimpering pet sent his mind spinning. “You’re taking me so well honey I know it. Shit you sound so good.” Mechanical clicking and whirring sounded over the comm, “I’m cutting my mission short, you stay right there.”
“W-what?” They groaned, another lift up and slow slide down pushed them closer to release.
“I’m only a couple parsecs away. I can’t stay away from you like this.” His tone turned to something hungry, deep.
They sat down fully to give their legs a rest and whimpered at the feel of him deep inside them, “H-how long.” They huffed.
“Not long.” Poe clipped, “stay right where you are, you need to be ready for what I have in store for you.”
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zeb-z · 4 months
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dude I love blood in the bayou so far. most of the group is high on morphine and weed. they smoke 24 packs a day. rand has been easily convinced it’s mind flayers and is just so mentally unstable. rolan is perceiving and comprehending the incomprehensible horrors when he really Should Not Be. kian is straight up jerking it in his hospital bed. It’s the 80’s baby
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loaflovesdoodling · 8 months
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reread the rest thus far of lackadaisy and there's the both v easy & difficult task of gathering a shit ton but only a shit ton of excerpts (like every single page is a highlight i'm not exaggerating)
and every single element is superlative and the way it all only becomes More So....already mentioned the way the like smooth gradient shading made the successful evocation of 3D Shapes more noticeable, along w/the consistent geometries of character design & details in fabric folds; the way Lighting & Coloring only goes on to become more prominent elements only enhances that further. the compositions, backgrounds, pacing, angles....everything is so dynamic & expressive, such as including the expressions which you know i also Love / absorbed
going "hell yes for people to discover this superlative comic" then having to occasionally refresh past site traffic overloaded server errors like "nooo" but actually yes
whilest clapping & cheering for the fun of everyone who's been here a minute. My God the invigorating reward when again i started reading in '07 & the concept of rocky & freckle on a "proper" run had only manifested via fun official bonus art, then a literal decade later as it was actually happening in the comic like screeeeaammm i can feel it coming in the air tonight oh lord etc....i've loved following it, again, if i see another new comic page. i am going to be Enriched
i also really was right on the ball myself this time around like okay okay yep i have picked up on Everything, at least to the degree i can lmao. i love the mysteries. i love how Character Focused it is too ofc and there's no characters i'm uniterested in / dislike. you gotta point to one of them, truly, and i have been a [pointing at freckle] enjoyer these fifteen years but fr i am a connoisseur of everyone, i love that so many characters are a weird mysterious chaos element story driver in their own right. i considered mordecai more intently than ever, love his like ultra mystery (and that we leave off on him doing some detectiving even) and truly fun that like, the source of the more Immediate problems he keeps having in every damn interaction isn't the like [wow mordecai with the just diving into the hatchet murdering] factor so much as it's that he's generally like "i am just standing here" and is not nt in any way that matters and people insist on fucking with him on that front. the peak tragedy of him in a bonus comic getting bullied into having to dance with someone to Be Polite like i'm so sorry i wish you could be that ficus too. anyways intrigued with the marigold &/or mordecai mysteries including that it's like, how coincidental is it that he talks about marigold having a thorn in its side & the savoys' nickname for him is peekon = thorn. there is so much to consider, love that for us truly. and i'm rooting for mordecai & nicodeme's dynamic out here, is another conclusion....very enriched by comparing & contrasting that serafine nicodeme mordecai triumvirate with the rocky ivy freckle one, to be sure. im enriched
i'm also enriched by every footnote that's got like historical facts / research notes / [this is inaccurate for xyz prioritization but here's the disclaimer] explanations. i Love information. and everything else like i loooove this comic it's Soooo Fucking putting my hands to my temples and inhaling at length through my teeth
#first time i've really taken tumblr up on that new thirty image limit expansion; bit of a surprise maybe lol#put your back into autism acceptance month &/or press j; scroll fast; read through it actually; filter the following:#long post //#learning abt the overwhelming popularity of baby ruth candy bars from lackadaisy footnotes? relevant to gtm:pota aficionadoship at one pt#remember discussing what i learned from another footnote abt some christian denominations / other religions being very Anti Prohibition#every time i use the word cagey i think of lackadaisy. cagey thing... we've all been there#fantastic time revisiting and i love to be considering all these characters all the further / with reckless juxtaposition#especially the two triumvirates as mentioned. rooting for them all#rooting for mordecai to be relieved of that v realistic [ppl sensing a Mess With His he is not nt in any way that mattersness Free For All]#either let him be or start shooting at him lmfao. but i Love that the gang had that pleasant nonbrunch together & no shots exchanged yet#more brunches! and i think nicodeme could be mordecai's bestie or w/e he wants. turn out to be Supportive in any way that matters#they are more so the ivy and freckle of their group after all lol. slightly would-be Unlikely coupling there as well anyways; and yet!#i am as enriched and intrigued and appreciative and etc as ever#and reminded that in my rereading i haven't yet gone over all the bonus material lol....#also stumbled across that sungwon cho had fandubs of lackadaisy comics posted like 9 yrs back??#which means i probably saw one or two; think i remember one being shared and checking that out#like hey didn't know i'd encountered you before like; vines & oh the lamps are fucking & etc. and now there he goes voicing mordecai yaay#lackadaisy
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vulpinesaint · 8 months
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desperately trying to remember if there are any books i read this year that i cannot find on my library borrowing history or simply cannot remember. i am so bad about remembering books. LITERALLY REMEMBERED ONE AS I'M WRITING THIS POST. anyway i am attempting to compile a list of books that i've read this year so that i can reference it without having to forget everything. wish me luck. i have fifteen titles on there right now but i can't shake the feeling there's something i'm forgetting
#checking my shelf of books i got for school??? idk#none of this is helped by the way that i have seven thousand books waiting to be read right now and all of them are on my mind#and several of them i am partway through. but i cannot put bell hooks all about love on my list yet i just can't#opened this is how you lose the time war today. not liking it super much but it's not even 200 pages so we'll pound through it#and then my three books from merc (princess bride and two books from the fight club guy)#and all about love. and interview with the vampire#WITCHER NOVELS!!! I READ WITCHER NOVELS AGAIN!!!! adding two more books to my list#god i'm not even through blood of elves yet. awful. this is why i can't keep anything up i forget my ebooks exist as options#then i should read that book about eleanor roosevelt that my grandma got me. as a token to her dskfjghs#wanna reread the hours! have a physical copy just for that so i can annotate#gotta finish the once and future king.#all that to say that there are many books that will be on this list once i actually sit down and read some of them#have to remind myself that i Am actually doing good i'm at over a book a month rate. this is fine#two books a month rate! actually!#shout out to library due dates for being a fantastic motivator#seventeen books on the 'read' list this year. this is fine bracken. you're doing good#realistically this is SO much better than previous years 😭 good stuff. just gotta keep reading#valentine notes#list that would have been so useful to have when we were doing that book recommendation thing
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[Image description: An imageset of three digital drawings. The first drawing is of an older man with tan skin, red hair, and a beard with a grey streak and flowers poking out. He is wearing tropical tourist wear and sunglasses and looks excited. There is a palm tree growing out of his head. The second drawing is of a splatoon oc that I believe is an octoling. He has dark blue tentacles with a neon green pattern, and her skin is light green with dark blue mottling. They are wearing a lab coat, and are peering at a glowing green test tube. The third image is of an anthropomorphic fox with white fur and black hair. His eyes have black sclera and the visible eye is glowing red. He has several piercings and a nose bridge piercing. He is looking smug.]
I drew some mutuals ocs!!!! these r so fun and really good to experiment with lol thank u for letting me draw them :3 top to bottom:
Prof P.J. - @twinvenus Fen - @8ft Mousetrap - @pasta5284
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viaetor · 11 months
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y'all should check out my resources sideblog @aedearly bc i'm rly proud of how everything's looking and i also dropped some psds there ! <3
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r-18g · 5 months
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occasionally i will get into a mood where i'll just read hundreds of chapters of manga over the span of a week or two, and i've been in one of these moods for the past couple days... if anyone has any recs, definitely do send them!
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toothsalad · 1 year
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yeah guy
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permanentreverie · 1 year
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I do love my url and idk if I'll ever change it but I do miss @/silvcrchairs sm </3
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the-busy-ghost · 1 year
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Every day I wake up and there are still new words to learn, this is fantastic, do you guys know about this? Is this allowed?
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babsvibes · 2 years
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Do you have any good bb fic recs? Louigan or otherwise
Ah! I hope you are prepared for more than you asked for 😅 I’m a terrible reader. I usually just sort by most kudos and go from there, BUT I do have some lovely authors I can recommend you! They’re amazing and wonderful and I love them 💕
TullyBlue
Tully is one of few authors that can convince me dialogue isn’t the only thing that matters, and I fall deeper in love with her stories, her descriptions, and her with each reread. Mainly Tina/Zeke and Louise/Jessica, and they’re all heart stopping and wonderful!
Puff22_2001
Do you want to know what it’s like to love love through all the ups and downs and with some creative storytelling? That’s Puff’s polyam stories! She focuses more on the adults (recently has been BLESSING me with louigan), but of course you see her love for all the characters great and small woven into each amazing piece 💜
Prawnperson
Prawn’s works often ask the question “what if” and answers it in a concise, unique, and well thought out way that will definitely get you thinking and then never leave your brain! Lol, mainly gen, Bob/Linda, and Tina/Zeke fics plus a lovely rarepair: Trev/Deli Guy
Lanan26
I hope you’re about that louigan banter life because Lanan26 has got you covered! Fun, imaginative, and enthralling 💕 Quality writing, and they were a total sweetheart to call my fics an inspiration 😅
GoodMourningCoffee
Listen, they have one Bob’s Burgers fic and It. Is. So. Good! Fantastic characterizations and a lot to mull on while you’re reading. (Also, thanks for sending this ask because I realized I hadn’t left them a kudos! Bad reader Babs 😔)
Amutemockingjay
Man oh man, do you want to Feel Things? Maybe in more of the angst category? Give amutemockingjay a try! They’re one of the earlier Louise/Logan writers, and they have left an amazing impact (and are still writing with a fairly recent update)!
Addendum
If you catch yourself thinking “I would like to read classic fanfic for Bob’s Burgers by a great storyteller” then Addendum is your go-to! They do Bob/Linda, Zeke/Tina, and Rudy/Louise (which… obviously isn’t “my thing” however they write in a compelling way that helps me understand why people ship it)
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clumsyyhearts · 2 years
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omg re your tags on the fanfic post dyou have any awae fanfic recommendations 💛💛
YES they are below the cut!!
Modern AU:
wonderstruck by bruadarxch. 14,895 words.
"Delphine Lacroix raves about Miss Shirley and her crazy lessons. Her uncle Gilbert thinks his niece surely has an overactive imagination, but one day he has to pick her up from school and a certain redhead covered in paint from head to toe crashes into him. OR: Gilbert Blythe puts his foot in it when he meets Anne in every universe. Luckily for him, she didn't have any heavy objects around in this one." (Anne is Delphine's teacher. Gilbert messes up every interaction he has with her.)
but when he walks in i am loved - i am loved by nosecoffee. 24,704 words.
"'Marry me.' Anne drops a plate. She barely reacts to that - Marilla can berate her later, for now Anne has a very good reason to have broken her expensive china. She whirls on him.
Gilbert’s not kneeling or anything. He's just standing there, in her kitchen doorway, with a painfully earnest look on his face. 'Are you kidding?' She says, laughing nervously.
He shakes his head." (The only fake marriage AU you'll ever need.)
we were wild and fluorescent (come home to my heart) by cheschi. 6,013 words.
"To: Gilbert Blythe ([email protected]) From: Anne Shirley Cuthbert ([email protected])
Dear Gilbert,
If you're wondering why I'm emailing you, it has to do with the ring you left at the party at Charlie’s place last weekend before you left. I emptied my coat yesterday and it rolled out along with Diana’s mascara. Imagine my surprise when I found it there until Charlie told me that it was yours.
I never pegged you for the ring type but it's here nonetheless. Hopefully you weren't worrying about its whereabouts for too long. Maybe it'll serve as a reminder of home in some strange way, knowing that there's gold waiting for you in Avonlea.
Sincerely, Anne Shirley Cuthbert
(or, Gilbert goes on exchange and he and Anne rediscover the value of email)" (A fantastic epistolary tale, set while Anne and Gilbert are in college and recently estranged.)
In-Universe:
Noticed by nearly_there. 11,129 words.
"In which Anne Shirley-Cuthbert is the unwilling and unwitting recipient of: 1) a notice, and 2) feelings." (A lovely callback to the notice board. Anne's generally oblivious and Gilbert is generally hopeless.)
Into the Sun by goldinavonlea. 5,014 words.
"Summer had arrived in Avonlea. In all truth, summer had arrived in Avonlea several weeks earlier, but the inclement internal weather of Anne’s life of late had rendered the view rather cloudy from her window for a while there, and so perhaps it was better to say that summer had arrived—finally—in Anne. And what a summer it was. Or, Anne and Gilbert spend 5000 words ignoring all rules of Victorian propriety in favour of becoming the human embodiments of warm syrup." (Anne and Gilbert take full advantage of the benefits of courtship. One of the makeout scenes of all time.)
one equal temper of heroic hearts by arbitrarily. 6,470 words.
"Anne is fifteen, which means she will be sixteen soon, which means she is practically grown. She is perfectly capable of handling Gilbert Blythe as a boarder at Green Gables, despite anything Marilla might have to say to the contrary." (Particularly sweet tale about Gilbert and Anne as roommates.)
A world where it's always June by ahumanlighthouse. 31,204 words.
"Gilbert comes home." (One of my all-time favorite works. Set as an alternate timeline to Gilbert's return to the island.)
youth's a stuff will not endure by bertiesbeebox. 4,289 words.
"Horrified to the event that publicized his affections for the girl that equalled the sun, Gilbert Blythe desperately tries to forget such catastrophe, yet a certain group of people appeared to have devised a scheme that would allow him to confront his feelings for Anne Shirley-Cuthbert. or In which narrates the three times Gilbert tries to avoid his undisclosed epistolary exchange with the one and only Anne Shirley-Cuthbert (and the one time he doesn’t have to)." (A short option from one of my favorite awae authors. Check out their longer fic if you liked this one.)
i've been waiting my whole life to know i wanted you. 17,195 words.
"'Of course, I remember it,' she spits out. 'You humiliated me. Mr. Philips tortured me.' 'Yes,' he says, apology clear in his voice. 'I just wanted to say that your hair has never been the colour of carrots.' There’s a silence, and he can’t help it when he leans forwards, looping one of her locks of hair around his finger. It’s soft, and such a vivid red that he wonders how he ever could’ve been so foolish to call her carrots; it’s the colour of everything he’s ever loved in the world, reminds him of the colour his dad’s nose would go in the winter and the setting sun. Anne’s simply staring up at him with wide, shocked eyes and he can’t say those things to her, can’t tell her such things. So, he simply finishes with, 'It’s pretty.' Gilbert Blythe only returns to Avonlea when he is 23, unexpecting of anything except a general feeling of returning home. Falling back in love with a girl he left behind seven years ago was definitely not in the cards." (A wonderful AU, extremely picturesque.)
Not specifically AWAE-universe, but still Anne:
Doth Walk in Fear and Dread by MrsVonTrapp. 4,282 words. Original Anne of Green Gables universe.
"When Gilbert is 'rendered unconscious' on All Hallows Eve, events take a startling and unexpected turn.
What is dream and what is nightmare? What is real and what is not? And why does everyone believe he is Victor Frankenstein?!" (One of my favorite transformative works! Belongs within the original Anne of Green Gables universe and explores some fever dream, psychological horror undertones.)
here, now by badava. 2,941 words. Green Gables Fables universe.
"and sometimes she wonders if there was a past life where something was keeping them from being together, but it’s hard to worry about any of that when she knows that they are now. // shameless reincarnation au." (Heartstopping reincarnation AU with Green Gables Fables-universe Anne and Gilbert.)
my shameless plug:
wasteland, baby! 22,037 words.
"In which Gilbert is hopelessly in love with Anne in fourteen songs and fourteen memories. Wasteland, Baby! and its lyrics belong to Hozier."
my modern AU series, loosely in sequential order, although they all stand alone
you're so good to be a witness to my sounds. 2,385 words.
"The first winter she had known him – really known him – was the winter he’d buried his last living relative, the winter he’d lived at her house for a month, the winter he’d lost all motivation, the winter he’d slept in her bed more frequently than she, the winter he’d needed to take off in order to recover.
Gilbert struggles with his head. Anne's there, because she's the force that keeps him from collapsing in on himself like a dying star."
o churl. 6,370 words.
"'What, are you Juliet?' Anne laughs. He’s better than Charlie, at least, but also very close to her face. Their noses are a breath’s width apart and he’s leaning down the five inches that it takes to be at her height. He’s so close she can see the little smatterings of freckles right underneath his unfairly dark eyelashes. His curls brush against her forehead. The effect is overwhelming.
'Yes, now shut up,' he says.
Or: Anne and Gilbert find they have a penchant for quoting Shakespeare."
all the pretty girls on a saturday night. 3,152 words.
"aw c'mon, what's a boy to do when all the pretty girls can't measure to you? Cambridge girls don't hold a candle to the redheaded girl that can't leave Gilbert's dreams."
bite back. 2,222 words.
"'Carrots,' he hisses, tugging at one of her red braids. 'Hey. Carrots!' Anne gets a hit in and a maybe-concussed Gilbert can't stop staring at all those freckles."
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imnotverybright · 1 year
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there is a deep, never-ending well of love in my heart for kid's books that arent really "meant for kids". books that adults would flip out over kids reading if they knew what they were about, be it because it's too scary, or because of graphic violence, or because it has dark themes. i always loved those types of books as a kid and never regretted finding one in the depths of the school library
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princekirijo · 2 years
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Unusual Muse/OC Associations
I was tagged by the wonderful @mypunkpansexualtwin (thank you Mo <3) and I'm gonna tag @lemonade-juley @latenitewaffles @wildcard-rumi and @sirenshadows (if you guys want to do it!!) And anyone else who wants to give it a go is more than welcome too :]
Had to do my main man Riku:
Seasoning: Paprika
Weather: Storm at Sea
Color: Deep Purple
Sky: Sunset at Sea or maybe on a high mountain
Magical Power: Water Manipulation
House Plant: flaming sword bromeliad
Weapon: Rapier
Subject: Math
Social Media: Instagram
Makeup Product: Eyeliner?
Candy: Reese's Cups
Fear: Somniphobia (fear of sleep!)
Ice Cube Shape: Sphere
Method of Long Distance Travel: Motorcycle
Art Style: Baroque
Mythological Creature: Dragon
Piece of Stationary: Ballpoint Pen
Three Emojis: 😏🤺🐯
Celestial Body: The Sun or Jupiter
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antikosm · 4 months
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Aro/Ace Terms Masterlist
Please let me know if I forgot anything
NOTE: There is a distinct difference between someone's personal orientation versus how they feel about sexuality/romanticism as a whole. Someone who's sex/romance repulsed may be in favour of open sexual/romantic expression or even vice versa (shoutout to @sowearecleariamhere for informing me of this!)
Types of attraction
Sexual - I wanna have sex with that
Romantic - I want to date that
Sensual - I want to hug that
Platonic - I want to be friends with that
Platonic crushes do exist. They are called “squishes”. You go through the same process of having a romantic or sexual crush but instead of landing them in bed, you’re on the floor at 2am with pizza rolls, Shrek in the background, talking about eldritch monstrosities (or whatever your shared interest is)
Aesthetic - that looks so heckin’ cool/pretty I love it
Intellectual - the desire to engage with another in an intellectual manner, i.e. having a conversation, picking their brain, and finding out how they think
Terms describing degree of attraction
Aromantic - lack of romantic attraction
Asexual - lack of sexual attraction
Aplatonic - lack of platonic attraction
Aroace - lack of both sexual and romantic attraction
Demi - attraction only forms once a strong emotional bond has been formed
Grey/gray - rarely/seldom experiences attraction
Allosexual - someone who experiences sexual attraction
I think I’ve also heard/seen it referred to as ‘arosexual’ but that’s honestly a bit confusing
Alloromantic - someone who experiences romantic attraction
I personally shorten both of those to “allo” (pronounced ‘aloe’)
Apothiosexual - sex-repulsed
Apothioromantic - romance-repulsed
Apothiaroace - often shortened to just ‘apothi’. In addition to being aroace, apothis are repulsed by romantic/sexual scenes, items, displays, etc. to varying degrees
Sex-neutral and sex-positive/favourable aces exist as well
Not all of us have the same level of comfort with sexual and romantic activities so please check. I mean that applies to everyone anyway, but please check and don’t assume that just because someone is aro/ace, that doesn’t mean they are sex/romance repulsed
Queerplatonic - Queerplatonic typically refers to a relationship that bends the lines between a romantic relationship and a non-romantic relationship. A queerplatonic relationship (QPR) often goes beyond what is socially acceptable for a platonic relationship but does not fit the typical notion of a romantic relationship.
Alterous attraction - a type of emotional attraction to someone that isn’t entirely romantic or platonic.
Chastity - actively refraining from sexual activities. This is NOT part of the ace/aro spectrum, though it is a common assumption when someone says they are ace/aro. Thankfully we’re getting a bit more representation in media now so it’s not as common of an assumption as it used to be, but it’s still there, especially in those communities.
An absolute FANTASTIC addition by @heyftinally in case anyone doesn't see the repost
Gonna expand on sex favorable/neutral/repulsed, since this is a masterlist after all: - Sex favorable - regardless of your sexual orientation, you personally want to engage in sexual activity with someone (significant other, one night stand, friends with benefits, etc) - Sex neutral - if you're with someone who wants to engage in sexual activities then you may or may not, depending on a variety of factors, but you have no strong inclinations for or against engaging in sex itself as an activity. Basically it's "alright" Sex repulsed/averse - the idea of personally engaging in sexual activities makes you want to hurl/cry/claw your skin off/spontaneously combust. If someone suggested doing sexual activities together, you would probably vehemently say "No!" before they even finished the question. You would rather do anything else - Sex positive - refers to your attitudes about sex in general. Regardless of where you fall in the above three terms, you recognize that other people want to, and should have the freedom and right to, engage in consensual sexual activities, even if you personally don't like or want those activities. Essentially shorthand for "I respect the right of other adults to have gay sex, have gender-weird sex, have sex with multiple people in and out of monogamous relationships/marriages, and have weird, wild, freaky kinky sex, so long as all participants and consenting adults". You can still personally want zero sex for yourself or think a particular kink is weird/ick, but you can, in tumblr speak, be normal about consenting adults doing consenting adult stuff - Sex negative - conservative purity culture, basically. You think nobody should have sex ever, or at least not until marriage, and when they do it should only be the "right" or "good" kind, as arbitrarily decided by you/society/some collective. You think badly of, look down on, and may even treat badly anyone who doesn't have the "right" kind of sex in your opinion. You are not normal about consenting adults doing consenting adult activities (even though they don't involve you in any way)
A wonderful addition from @overlord-of-chaos Sex aversion is not the same thing as sex repulsed.
If you are sex adverse, you personally have no desire to partake in any of those actions but seeing or knowing other people partake in that doesn't bother you.
Sex repulsion is when you can't stand doing it yourself, seeing/hearing about/knowing that others partake in it, or even just the idea of it.
Microlabels/Terms describing flavour of attraction
Note: -sexual is used for many of these so we don't have to deal with duplicates confusing things. All of these prefixes can be used with -romantic, -sexual, -platonic, and I imagine -alterous as well
Abrosexual - orientation fluctuates between a variety of orientations
Aceflux - similar to abrosexual, but orientation is contained to asexual spectrum
Acespike - someone who is asexual but may experience intense, brief, and random bouts of sexual attraction
Aegosexual - disconnect between oneself and the target of arousal
Amicusromantic/sexual - only experiences romantic attraction to those who they have formed a platonic relationship with (subset of demi)
Angled aroace - the same as oriented, but for those who are demi, grey, flux, etc.
Anthrosexual - someone who is attracted to humans and alterhumans regardless of gender identity/expression
Bellussexual - has interest in the aesthetic/aspects/certain sexual actions, but does not experience sexual attraction or want a sexual relationship
Caedsexual - previously allo, but now ace due to past trauma
Cupiosexual - wanting a sexual relationship but not experiencing sexual attraction
Finsexual/gynesexual - attraction to femininity
Fraysexual - opposite of demi. Attraction dissipates once an emotional connection has been formed
Linsexual - attraction to androgyny
Lithosexual - experiencing sexual attraction but not wanting it to be reciprocated
Loveless Romantic/Lovelessromantic - those who cannot feel love or feel disconnected from love but can feel romantic attraction/don't feel disconnected from the concept of romance
Minsexual/androsexual - attraction to masculinity
Orchid - the opposite of cupio; experiences ____ attraction but has no desire for a relationship of that type
Placiosexual - not wanting to be on the receiving end of sexual activities but wishing to perform them on others
Quiosexual - unable to distinguish between sexual attraction and other forms of attraction
Qui(r)oromantic - inability to distinguish between platonic and romantic attraction
Reciprosexual - not experiencing sexual attraction towards someone until you discover they experience sexual attraction towards you
Requiessexual - similar to caedsexual, but rather than trauma, ace identity originates from a state of emotional exhaustion, usually from a past sexual experience
Oriented aroace -  an aromantic asexual (aroace) individual who experiences a form of tertiary attraction, that they feel is significant enough to warrant a place alongside their aroace orientation. (i.e. gay aroace, bi aroace)
Angled aroace - someone who is on the aroace spectrum (grey, demi, fray, etc) who experiences a type of attraction significant enough to stand alongside their aroace orientation
Examples of mixed orientations
Heteroromantic asexual biplatonic
Poly greyromantic pansexual
Apothi abroplatonic
Placiosexual aromantic finplatonic
Aroace cupioplatonic
Pan lithioromantic
Fraysexual biromantic aplatonic
You can get WAY more specific than what these cover, but just to give a general idea
Amatonormativity
Amatonormativity is the assumption that all human beings pursue love or romance, especially by means of a monogamous long-term relationship. The term was coined by Elizabeth Brake, in her book Minimizing Marriage: Marriage, Morality, and the Law (2011).
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