really hard to stop that cycle of "retail therapy" consumer behavior when the consequence for having committed offense against your fair weather anti-consumption beliefs is getting packages in the mail. my mom should make me return the stuff
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Just another dp x dc idea. I think #6
Im just imagining Danny whose been up for the last week collecting his rouges extremely sleep deprived. He is dropping them off in the ghost zone far away from his parents portal cause he doesn’t want to deal with them.
He debated just leaving them in the thermos but decided against it cause it was bulging at this point.
Skulker makes an appearance as he’s releasing them. Wanting of course his pelt on his wall. Danny doesn’t even notice getting body slammed into a natural portal.
One second he’s in the ghost zone the next a coffee shop on a broken table with a robot ghost trying to kill him. Danny just grabs some guys coffee it was just pure shots of expresso. Good he needed the caffeine to deal with this bs.
He doesn’t acknowledge he stole someone’s coffee or the broken table.
He soups skulker and goes back through the portal before it closes again ignoring the confused looks. He just wanted to go to bed.
Tim drake was confused and mad. Someone stole his coffee and now he had to deal with an unknown potential threat.
Stealing his coffee is what made it personal
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illicit affairs
buddie | E | chapter 2 of 8(ish) | 6k (of 9k and counting) | just a boy helping his boy bestie figure out gay sex, with a side of infidelity
Or, actually, maybe that’s what sets it up. And this is how it starts: Buck’s date with Tommy goes well, but there isn’t going to be a second.
Chapter 2: they lie, and they lie, and they lie
“But, I was thinking, I learned everything about being with girls through trial and error. Maybe I should get back on the dating apps,” Buck says. “And, uh, add Grindr to the mix this time.”
And that– that doesn’t sound like a great idea, not at all. Eddie knows Buck has wanted to move away from his Firehose days, has worked hard on himself to do so. Going back there to learn how to be with guys, that doesn’t feel like it will be good for him. There must be a better way.
That’s why he offers what he does. It has nothing to do with the thought of Buck hooking up with a ton of different men making the weird indigestion Eddie is feeling a million times worse. Nothing to do with it at all.
“I don’t know about that, Buck. You deleted them for a reason,” Eddie reminds him. Then, it’s almost an out of body experience when he continues, “If you need to get used to kissing a man, you can kiss me.”
Buck blinks at him.
“I’ve got stubble,” Eddie points out.
Buck blinks some more.
“And I’m a man,” Eddie adds, stupidly.
read chapter 2 on ao3
or start at chapter 1
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Me: posts Detroit become human update to fic last updated in 2018
Also me: gets hate on it.
WOW SURE IS GREAT. TO BE BACK IN THE FANDOM
I could use some cheer ups.
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Me: My Research, My Dear Research, I need you to tell me about Noh theater.
My Research: You know about Noh.
Me: No! I need to know more Noh. Give me all the Noh. Quickly.
My Research: None of your upcoming work projects have anything to do with Noh, though, and you really should be studying for those. You're about to be very, very busy. See, aren't these cool? I'm very proud of you keeping your mouth mostly shut about why you happen to know one of these topics absurdly well because of your silly blog.
Me: Yes, I know, not being able to mention that irony is killing me. But--
My Research: I hope this has taught you a lesson in producing content you can actually share in a professional sphere!
Me: No, I meant I can't blog about work stuff. But no, Noh!! Please!! At least give me a refresher!
My Research: Goodness, why? Are you going to watch a full performance at a Noh theater or something?
Me: Yes.
My Research: No...
Me: Yes.
My Research: It can't be. You failed to get tickets for that, like, seven times because it kept getting sold out. It can't be. No.
Me: Y E S.
My Research: It's the Kimetsu no Yaiba Noh production showing next week in Kyoto, isn't it?
Me:
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I bought some yarn that was on the cheaper side so that I didn't have to spend £80 on materials for this scarf and it is shedding EVERYWHERE pls I get it I've learned my lesson......
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