For years Scholars have speculated on its meaning. The stone slate clearly meant to have indicated some kind of important conversation: perhaps between the creator and one of their ancient acolytes? Many tried to decipher it, but alas while some of the scriptures line up- even noticing some repeated words in a few sections, none could figure anything else other than that it was important. The only words managed to be translated were "I am", "get", and "what".
Until the creator comes, they stand still for a long time gazing upon the long slate, silently reading its contents with a recognizing stare. They sigh and mutter, "The joke doesn't even hold up anymore, someone made a clothes store named soup".
...you have no idea what youve done to my brain, do you?
Anon. Anon, I-
I didn't realize... that the clothes store was named Soup.
I was literally the person on the other side of the phone for years now like "what do you mean your at soup?"
Like I thought the other person was just making an unhinged joke, or was just in the soup aisle 💀
I just accepted that as an answer and moved on 😭😭😭
STOP I FEEL SO DUMB RN- CRYING LMAOO
I don’t have much to add other than sharing this ask with the world finally im so sorry i didnt see this siting in my mailbox
☆
Safe Travels Soup Anon,
💀♒️
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cleans the tumbleweed from the porch
blows away the dust
looks around anxiously
quickly dumps this and runs away
I made art for @cuteshinymew 's and my fic, "Show me love", (shameless plug but stay away if you're under 18, please) because I know no one else will do it 🙃 Just kidding, we're just having lots of fun with it and I love creating concept art for it.
It's been way too long since I last posted art here and I miss that, but it's hard to finish anything these days 😔
Anyway, yes this is a friendly reminder I still ship them, sue me.
Also this is kinda a redo of my pretty similar art from 2020's rexsoka week because god I hate how it turned out lmfao
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tell me about alastor pls
[/nf btw i just like him and his voice and design]
alastor !!! IS AN AWFUL AWFUL MAN AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH !!!
he's got two of the five main cast under tight contract
he, a deer demon, has been shown eating a deer in his room before
his room has a whole ass forest btw
he can control his shadow
he's absolutely horrifying
he knows he's horrifying
he hates vox
he also hates tv in general
and film
they used to be friends(?) or something
we assume he died in the 1930s (which idk if it's still canon or not)
he is aroace :3
he absolutely ruined vox's entire career on live radio
he has said, quote, "i said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea!"
(he died in the 1930s. remember that.)
he also got fucked up by one (1) hit from adam, the original man
cocky asshole of which i love
sometimes his radio static voice stops having the radio static and it puts so much emphasis on stuff he says
he's also very silly goofy. makes silly jokes all the time
he's my silly pookie pie
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ari what do you mean u write fics on ur phone 😭 how are u just casually writing 8.9k + words on your phone 😭😭
PHDJDHUDHD IS THAT NOT NROMAL?????????????? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE STANDARD PROCEDURE HAVE I BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME 😭😭😭😭 i literally want to write on my laptop SO bad just for the aesthetic but i can never get into it….. 😞😞😞
wait alexis i have to know ok . what is ur usual writing method …. do u have any rituals 🎤🎤 i am looking to learn . all i do is drink lots of coffee and hope for the best i cant keep living like this
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who CAAAAAAAARES about bluesky stfu
It's fine if it doesn't matter to you personally, but considering I've managed to give out like 40 access codes across all my followers, it seems like a lot of people do want the option of having another place to go actually!
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