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I ordered my first pair of Doc Martens..am I a real gay now?
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Youre even gayer now. Ew. I hate gay people. Shun.
hi hello i am obsessed with your updated profile pic
Thank you. It’s pride month and by god if the corporations won’t this year, I WILL.
Fun fact: my Discord pfp has actually BEEN the pride gun for a year, so I did this instead

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I should draw my Toshi rarepairs someday…
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Last night I dreamt I was at my very 1st class of the year and we had to do like introductions or whatever and one of the questions was about movies you liked so I said "I like horror :]" and some guy sitting across from me started like bragging about watching super fucked up movies like "I can't really talk about them cause it'll freak you guys out LOL not many people can handle the stuff I watch 💪" and everyone (we were sitting in a circle) was like "OMG just tell us the name of it then" yknow trying to know what this super fucked up movie was and this guy just looks at us all smug n shit and goes "You guys probably haven't even heard of it cause it's so underground but .... it's The Conjuring 😏" and everyone freaked out like "NO WAYYYY I HEARD THAT ONE MADE PEOPLE FAINT OMG" and I just sat there looking around thinking "Where the fuck am I there's no way these people are serious" and then I woke up and breathed a sigh of relief 🫶
#diary#I think this is cause of when I watched Saltburn w/ my friends and they were all freaked out at the period blood sex scene I felt so strange#like I genuinely forgor a lot of people would get grossed out by something like that. I am all about that money after allJOKING JOKING J
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which one looks better guys? ☺️☺️☺️
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📷Couple more weeks imma need ahh SportsIllustrated #SWiMShoot 📸 #AllJOKES 💦 #BiGDRiP 💧 (at Hollywood, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChDrSHtMvX_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Don't get slapped 👏🏽🤣🤣🤣 It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye. Damn paperclip #AllJokes #WillSmith #JadaPinkettSmith https://www.instagram.com/p/CcAce9YOL6IURj4iz_2pGZZfuLU38Xjpu3fG9I0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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How I went on valentines dates back in 2019 @metaquest and now in 2022 with @realivisionzone. My girlfriend Robecca Bot says Hi 🥴 #AllJokes #VirtuallyHappy #RealisticlySingle 😅🙃❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ-65gCMCu7lf5j_eMQPAC09_q1r-_lG1T8jnY0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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What a great night and amazing lineup‼️ Much needed😂🤣😬 Definitely coming to the next show in town💯 @therealtommycat @antonesnightclub • • • • • • • • #comedy #show #atx #comedians #tommydavidson #vibes #drinksandjokes #jokes #funnyman #laughs #alljokes #takethestage #comedytour (at Antone's) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNdCAjOFw-b/?igshid=1a0crg7gf0rwq
#comedy#show#atx#comedians#tommydavidson#vibes#drinksandjokes#jokes#funnyman#laughs#alljokes#takethestage#comedytour
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If you only knew the real me. I'm still getting the know her. Would you like to? 🙀 #lifeisamusical #alljokes #mytrueloveisgod #easybreezybeautifulcovergirl Pehea ʻoe? https://www.instagram.com/p/CM5chjgDLCV/?igshid=ooay2s20le5z
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“When college start to stress you out, so you start contemplating on stripping.”
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Don't pay for a bad weave! Get it done right! #bigforeheadproblems #loading #dontletthisbeyou #funnymemes #findthehumor #alittlefunneverhurtnobody #alljokes #nohardfeelings #noharmmeant https://www.instagram.com/p/B6KIhb0B8V9/?igshid=1afkbo6dhle9q
#bigforeheadproblems#loading#dontletthisbeyou#funnymemes#findthehumor#alittlefunneverhurtnobody#alljokes#nohardfeelings#noharmmeant
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wait you guys are genuinely interested in the world cup?
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🍃🍃What you mean though 🍃🍃 #MeWithTheFunnies #TaviBabii #AllJokes #DT #LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😜 https://www.instagram.com/p/BztN8-fpO-I/?igshid=pq2itrwifxq6
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KEICHO WOULD NEVER BE HOMOPHOBIC WHEN I, HIS WIFE IS BI.
IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RN 😭😭😭😭😭
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LOVEBITES I WAS HAVING A FUN TIME DRAWING MYSELF IN KAKYOINS OUTFIT FOR A DAMN AU MY FRIENDS MADE AND YOU DECIDED TO SEND THAT TO ME? IM GOING TO CRY TO MY WIVES ABOUT THIS 😭
please never send keicho to my ask box i keep getting horrible nightmares of him and a MLM pol breaking in to sell me oils dont make homophobic keicho exist 😡😡😡😡😡🤢👉🌄😃🏭💘🏭💘💖🤢👉🤢😡😡🤢💓😡😡
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