#also by neat i mean hot dont @ me !!!!!!!

[dusadoodles]

i dont know anything about batman stuff tbh but i think the villains are neat so....... woe scarecrow design be upon ye

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

forgot to make a post sooner afterwards but!! went to my first pride yesterday (technically 2 days ago its past midnight but shh) and i think the absolute strangest part of the experience was when i got home i took a nap

[darubyprincx]

if tumblr existed in empires s1 then the dashboard would look a little bit like this i think

🏜️ cactus-abolitionist

MY CAT JUST RAN OUTSIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SANDSTORM IM

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oh no are they okay?? i don't know how serious sandstorms are but maybe you could go after them?

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Sand blowing past you at upwards of 75kmh. It's also really hot sand. It's been known to literally strip the flesh off of bones wait post cancelled my cat just walked back in she's fine guys

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visiting the Mythlands today and me and my family found a neat lil natural floating island while hiking

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to the people in my notes going "what the fuck": have y'all never heard of physics?

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OP WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE WHERE THIS IS NORMAL

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western mezalea?? lol

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well that explains a lot.

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Can I Help You

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ain't emperor joel dating a fish

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yeah, they're married. Isn't Emperor Joey a demonfucker????

#dude why are the notes arguing over the ethics of being ruled by a demon 😭 what the fuck #op im so sorry

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...i'm in this class thats being taught by the headmaster today and she smells like weed. i'm not gonna say anything but like. what

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yeah the academy's just like that. as long as she's not like, actively dying or anything she's probably fine??? idk o7

#reblog

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I JUST GOT BACK FROM A BUSINESS TRIP WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE COPPER KING'S GONE

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I DONT KNOW I DONT LIVE THERE BUT apparently nobody expected it either?? like some people are saying it was the Dragon Fight that did it (i know Emperor Joey came out with statements that Emperor Riffs actually helped kill the dragon and unleash the demon but its been two days and we all know that he hates that guy so idk) but nobody actually knows anything. it's crazy bro

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my mom said the royal housekeepers found a note from him alongside like everything he owned but they're not saying what's on the note yet. holy shit

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this will definitely have an impact on the local trout population

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the Guardian of the Thirteenth Empire just died and you're worried about fish???? be for real omg

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have you people never heard of references in your life

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why are you interacting with me i literally have "codlanders dni" in my bio

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my brother in cod you literally reblogged this from me??

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they blocked me lmao

#how is this post only 2 days old

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she dragon fight on my copper king til i disappear

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who the hell let a camel onto this site lol

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You will die at age 87 with nobody to mourn you and no stars still shining to watch you go.

#911 i just witnessed a murder

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anyone know who made emperor pearl's dress? it's really pretty :0

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West of the River of Plenty, Pixandria

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[doomed-era]

also. i was going to ask this before but i didnt know how to word it: any zelda tropes you like/dislike? stuff like fairies being guides for link or the concept of sages/Legendary Sword or how link and zelda are always depicted or reoccurring characters like impa or beedle or epona. though theres probably not. a lot of tropes considering most games are vastly different from each other. uhh yeah if youve got nothing . things that were done from a zelda game that you liked?

OOH. tbh I had to think about this a bit (my gripes are usually with the fandom and how they depict the tropes as a Strict Narrative Rule) but! I do have some

UH ONES I HATE. this is gonna be long no matter what so it's going under a cut

Number one has got to be making link into a super special boy for basically no reason!!! being from a special type of knights is. so irrelevant to everything else about alttp link that I think a lot of people legitimately forget this. it barely ever comes up and it's honestly not that important to the story except as an excuse for why link's the only one that can grab the pendants and pull the master sword, which. why not just have him be the one to do this because he's just really determined? Ocarina of Time...tried this, sort of? almost completely irrelevant AGAIN. in twilight princess and wind waker they are just some guy basically and this is the best direction they could have gone with his character. except they ruined it in botw and ss and I will neverrrr forgive them for this. botw link beats up grown men at five years old he's like superbaby instant knight and I HATE it. it's just stupid. I don't even care that it applies pressure to him as a character and seems to affect him; they could have just made it an in-universe lie and it would have had the exact same effect so genuinely screw that trope

number two is calling random soldiers knights stop fucking doing this. i dont care that its fictional fantasyland it annoys me

number three! the 3D games' great fairies! I hate almost all of them the oot/mm great fairies are freaks, botw ones are so pretty but they're creepy as hell, and twilight princess is just a naked lady and it's stupid I hate her. wind waker minish cap and alttp fairies are gongeous though

number four. everyone thinking link is cool and or hot. I hate this in universe and in the fandom. I don't care that the devs wanted to make him """"cool"""" he's 100% always a LOSER!!!!

number five I hate the hijacked by ganon trope in zelda games so much. STOP ffs please let ganon/ganondorf take the spotlight we all love him. or let another villain be the main baddie

ok now for ones I like :)

nunberone...SENTIENT MONSTERS SENTIENT MONSTERS BABEY SENTIENT MOSNTERS ILVOE SRENTIERHSDJKFHSFHAAAAA

GRRAAA ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOE THE MOBLIN!!! KING BULBLIN SAYING HE FOLLOWS THE STRONGEST SIDE!!! THE ENTIRE DARK WORLD ITS SO

two. npc companions...rips off my shirt to reveal another shirt that says I LOVE MIDNA AND TATL AND EZLO AND KING OF RED LIONS AND GHOSTIE ZELDA AND MEDLI AND MAKAR AND TETRA AND SIDON AND YUNOBO AND

number three...I love random gods and spirits that are just hanging out because. keaton malanya zephos satori light spirits what have you. theyre great I need more of that.

number four incredibly weird npcs. need i say more

number five soldiers being extremely incompetent and dumb or getting possessed. soldiers as enemies or easily corruptible people

number six that one character that doesn't like link. you know what i mean (revali. groose. mido. iirc ralph? maybe? I haven't played much of the oracle games)

number seven hyrule with a dark and bloody past. and not only that but a fairly simple presentation of it that's clearly hiding a more complex underbelly. its just neat to see simple, clear-cut writing tell you so much with so little. it's a big reason I love alttp; it's simple but there's so much grief in it

number eight uh. clawshot/hookshot :] good stuff

[burinazar]

(idk who will care about this post but i think long schpiels on extremely specific Thoughts About Media is a major use case for tumblr so you’re getting it anyway) i think i wouldn’t at all have my feeling of disconnect re the rest of fandom’s* interest in Bondord if he had been a woman. this isnt a bizarre critique of some sort its just a funny thought about me and what i like. twisted inversion of motherhood with a mad scientist character feels like, the concept has More For Me than the same with fatherhood and would create more intrinsic interest in the character

*especially ‘my cohort’ — the contingent who seems to have similar predilections like fic/shipping activity and also much of the portion of the fandom that’s, like, adult women — largely those folks are big Bondrode fans and enjoy Guebon and i’m like, i relate to your habits guys but have very little interest in your man. (for those who haven’t heard me bitch about this before: i dont hate him but i have littlr interest in seeking out art or fic of him or anything and I’m kinda sad that he’s the only adult character who ever got like figures and nendo and stuff.)

hopefully no one takes this personally lol. hell, i don’t care if Bon fans think Belaf is boring! that is in fact vastly preferable to people who are randomly mean about my ships. please feel free to just ignore my favorite characters’ existence instead.

anyway like

if he’d shown up as A Horrible Science Woman and then the movie recast her into Also A Loving (But Still Horrible) Mother i’d probably like this chara much more. it’s not like because Ooh Evil Woman Hot or something. actually i think i still wouldn’t find her hot the way most of the aforementioned Bondord Enjoyers do. i pick up a new ‘character i think is actually hot’ very rarely and then they stay forever. i have very limited slots for that tbh. (also this is just me complaining now and no longer relevant but such characters tend to be pretty unpopular lol and have very little r18 content/fic available and generally this drives me to despair. i drew a picture about the top offenders once.)

it’s more..i think the fucked up inversion of motherhood is more intrinsically interesting to me than with fatherhood. it’s just a personal interest thing. i think that sort of thing is neat. if i ever bother to go watch chainsaw man it’ll be because i know that’s a thing that it gets into and many people like what it does there. also there’s how much i dig mapping parts of this show onto other parts (in fact this is already the context in which i do manage to find him interesting sometimes — the Riko Waz Bondird sliding scale of what lines you’ll cross is the one context in which i have a brain cell to focus on this guy lol.) and in that regard motherhood is part of the premise of the show and all and ways it can be inverted and fucked up is a big deal in my favorite arc even if this isn’t *why* it’s my favorite arc. so i think i’d also enjoy being able to make more parallels with it. even though the general parallel of ‘versions of parenthood’ is still available, i think bad mad scientist fathers are just a less intrinsically Oh Cool concept to me than ‘bad mad scientist mother.’ (Yes I Do Like Prospera Btw)

related: even though I love love love Waz and you guys know this, it also took a while for that to click into place after meeting him. but one time I saw Oriole’s girlWaz tenderly cradling one of the Irukos and i instantly realized that if he had been a woman and the visual of him with the baby and a knife had thus inevitably channeled inverted motherhood and dovetailed with the existing examinations of motherhood in the arc and in abyss as a whole, i would have loved him instantly instead of having to let my thoughts on him percolate.

[atlxntic-wxlf]

hello! I came across your page as a friend sent me a post about wolves and got curious about your blog! I hope you dont mind me asking about what it's like being therian? I'm very confused about it and struggle with my own identity and figured asking other therians would be a nice start! I have a neat connection with deer and wolves and i'd like to understand if that means anything substantial to you. Thank you in advance! <3

Im probably not the best person to answer this, so take what i have with a lick of salt, but i'll try my best!

(anything in orange is a personal experience from me)

Being therian is a label for an identity and the experiences that are encased by that identity. Its a connection to a specific animal(s) thats special and unmatched, like you and that creature are one. For me, its mainly Dutch Shepherds and Northwestern Grey Wolves that Im connected to the most. A lot of gear I get and shifts i get are related to wolves or dogs because these are just the types that I happen to be. (im still a lioness and a lynx therian too, however these types for me are seasonal and I really only experience a closeness to them during hot summers (like the savannah) and cold winters (like the tundra).) I definitely reccommend somewhat looking into if that identity is right for you since you mentioned having a connection to deer and wolves, I also reccommend looking into the label of 'animal hearted' since sometimes, therian and animal hearted can be confused. I also encourage looking at forums and wikis about alterhumanity, therianthropy and animal hearted topics since, again, im probably not the best alterhuman to be asking,, ive only been 'awakened' for maybe 2 years? lol. But, either way have a nice day!! <33

Also, if anyone needs to correct me on anything, do comment/rebl!! Ill

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my goal is to try and make at least a post a day on here, even if its nothin very interesting to anybody else

i feel like,,, if i can finally successfully make it a habit to post and engage, it might just trick my brain from task avoidance

so! post done and heres the part for me thats fun:

(under a cut since its ramblin long)

the books im currently reading concurrently are some conlang construct books mr am got me that have been on my wishlist for ages, along with a very cool book about black holes and theories surrounding them, which mr am loaned to me from his collection

one of the things we share is a love of science and space, and more specifically, stars and time travel and all the things about our known universe that black holes straight up break

i have a lot of fun chatting with him; i really cant overstate the value of a friend so genuine, who i am never too much of, and i can talk about all my interests without the reflexive dread creeping on in

all that bullshit i learned growing up, yanno the kind: "im boring, im dumb, who could possibly enjoy swapping rock facts, much less listen to hours of it even when it our interests DONT align"

like, theres so much else about my friendship with him thats meaningful, but thats top tier right there

and lately? ive gotten a few others in my corner, who when i share, im starting to feel like that with them, too

its so weird! to have gone from one person to a tiny community of folks (and i mean little! its like,, five? six? of us max usually) that thrive on a love of the weird and the cringe and the stubborn hope

plenny others have waxed more eloquent than me about this sorta thing--how fandom spaces come sorta pre-fab with common, shared interests that its fans bring, and they build their fort and theres rules already laid out, and it becomes a second (sometimes first) home, of sorts

but when its starting from scratch, when its about stuff and is made by people that others just wouldnt ordinarily invest in or look at without outside prompting, thats not the same! its not a bad thing, more neutral, but its stressful, its really such a lonely feeling

except--when you finally find it, that person, and thats a community of its own, and it can grow, and suddenly you swappin stories, throwing jokes! and memes and links and hey inevitably, theres also those what ifs about your little guys

and everything is srs and sacred and everything is hilarious and "i cant believe this is real life" levels of stupid

you get to learn habits and quirks and whole personalities

"hey this reminded me of you" "hey, check out this view" "oh, thats right, yer the possum dude" "you love medieval lore--and i read this, and what do you think about it, too"

its suddenly kind of a fandom space after all, and its like, still work of course, reaching for and keeping more and being a person with, it aint that neat or pretty

but its got warmth and joy and expansion, after a lifetime of making yourself small enough to try and fit

you end up fans of your friends, fans of their life, hyping each other up and up and up about the most mundane shit and it starts to look like not even the skys the limit

planning things to do together, spending long hours into the night to parallel play with vidgames or watchin movies like time aint nothin thisll last forever, right? (it doesnt, always, but thats also part of this, and the ones that stay, the ones that work with you

those are the ones waking up to backread your chats like its the morning newspaper

and your life matters

like its better than the best hot goss, its saturday morning cartoons and their favour ice cream flavours

only now we adults and its also commiseratin over breakups and bills, and cross-country moves, and its celebrating that i saw chickens in the yard today and you finally got your boygirlthemsomethin gender fuckery juice)

idk idk idk

i feel some kinda way about all that

i never thought id make it so far that im nearly forty

never thought id get to ask "okay, well, now what? what do i wanna do, and try, and be?"

im... starting small i think, and im for reals happy, happier than i have been in years; i learned how to be alla my friends biggest fans, and im starting to finally believe

other people can feel that way about me

i just really think thats kinda neat

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tell me more about your hatred for sbr <- also hated sbr

ok i just awnser a BIG chunk of what i hated in that last ask, which is mostly surrounding the circumstances of the shit poor writing of lucy's whole character story line

but im like!! i really think the general plot was neat and fun! i like parts of it a lot! the main cast are GREAT the setting is FUN i like the set up!! i like their goals and stories!!

but then when they start digging into lucy's stuff in kansas city its just like.. man this kinda fuckin sucks!

theres some neat fun chapters here and there still ofc! i really love the sugar mountain arc it was SO good. i loved johnny and gyro way more than i thought i was initially and that was one of my favirotes in terms of a narrative i wish they told about like. OUGH

ALMOST ALL of them are chasing after this stupid magic corpse for different grand reasons to fix their lives. a magical cure

Johnny to fix his legs, diego to never be looked down on again and HP to make up for her sins

their all obsessed with this and cant focus on anything else

and the end of the sugar mountain arc was SO good with the "heres to having nothing"

This a group of people fixated on some grand goal thats just always out of their reach. never realizing their are connection to people right there with them that MEAN something.

i just think some places SBR has some story character narrative and other it just falls very very flat

then when it came to the end of it, everyone got such CHEAP deaths. Diegos was close to being something, but even then he dies and they cut away to Johnny and Gyro going, woooahh thats crazy.... anyways

AND HOT PANTS GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON MY FEELING ABOUT HOT PANTS AND ESPECIALLY HOT PANTS AND HER DYNAMIC WITH DIEGO BECAUSE THATS JUST A WHOLE OTHER TOPIC THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY

BUT IT SUCKS you watch hot pant begin to crumble in on herself as she realizes she will never truly be absolved of her past and now is willing to die to do something good for the world. then just dies in a manner that if you blink you'll miss it. the amount of ppl iv seen say they didnt even relize Hot Pants died in the scene she died in? INSANE

Then the finale was like, fine. it was fine. it felt very much like the p5 ending in some ways, but if it has a lil more narrative and connections between characters or whatever?

we get a decent end scene from gyro before he goes.

THEN WE GET HIS GOLDEN SPIRIT LEAVING HIS BODY AND ITS TWO PAGES WERE HE BASICALLY GOES "take it sleezy :-)"

then goes away why johnnys on the ground spiraling

LIKE IT KINDA RUINS THE MOMENT LOL

AND THIS FINALE IS FINE OR WHATEVER

THEN THEY INTRODUCE THE ALT DIEGO FINAL ARC AND I REMEMBER JUST BEING LIKE

HOW MUCH MORE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE TO SAY. HOW IS THERE MORE STORY

because let me tell you, i LOVE diego but those chapters made me wish diego was still fucking gone. alt diego SUCKED those chapters SUCKED there was literally no point to them

the scene with Johnnys dad reads like a "and then everyone clapped" kinda shit

and i think the ONLY reason they even did that fucking shit was to set up shit with the corpse and diego.. LIKE MAYBE IM READING TOO MUCH INTO IT, havent read jjl... but like IDK im like... you have a magic corpse and a dying diego in this room and put it into a special box to keep the corpse like a coffin.. set to stay sealed for 80 years... ok.. not gonna think about that and the potential for this diego i dont even like diego to return later or something. IDK I MIGHT BE CRAZY READING INTO IT. but the parallels to it and dio from pb and erina and everything is like... ok...

but it was duMB ALSO

the whole page about johnny going to Gyros home land jUST for his family to not even be there anymore. then be like, and that grand quest gyro was working on this whole time for that boy? well that boy was set free! gyros life and dedication to his choices payed off!!.................

then that boy died of a cold or some shit a few years later

WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING ME THAT

those last chapters was a wait of all of our time

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

Tokyo Soul 5 I want to die (/j)

parts 1/2/3/4

this time i will attempt to summarize more than one episode. i mean, i could do them back to back but i will try to condense them. so uh, it will probably fail. but who knows?

update: am live reacting with my friend mochi so hopefully this will work

update 2: onion and echo joined!

update 3: theyre all gone :(

This has episodes 5-8 summarized

ep 5:

the episode is called creepy teacher, and for good reason. his classroom is dimmed and he calls his students his subjects. there are also mushrooms growing. what the fuck. THERE ARE ASLO CHAINS HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND THE TEACHER HAS A THRONE

why is he asking them to repeat all of their medical records out loud wtf wtf i do not feel safe. to see if theyre appropriate candidates

Sam's medical record: Blood type B, 5'9', likes crayons, (allegedly) an iq of 250

Taurtis' medical record: "I have had my memory repeatedly lost, I've had amnesia multiple times, I've been stabbed in the abdomen, I've broken my legs by jumping off a building before, i've been shot in the shoulder, and, um, I think that's about it." (okay buckaroo no need to go all out)

The teacher does not think they are appropriate candidates

WE DONT GET DOMS MEDICAL RECORD NOOO

i think that speaks for itself

the teacher is now agressively sniffing taurtis, rambling about a certain smell. He then says, ominously to taurtis, "oh..... yeah. you're the one." i am scared for taurtis.

He (the teacher, who's name is Proffessor Geode Rocks,) says that "[he] did it" and "now my plan will finally be a success" and then, to Taurtis, "you will make me proud." AND HE TAKES A SAMPLE OF TAURTIS' DNA

WAIT IS THAT IGBAR VON SQUID FROM THE FIRST EPISODE? anyway (OH MY GOD IT IS)

Prof. Geode screams about world domination and then the bell rings. that's the end of their first day of school. i am scared, and awaiting my grain boy

the boys now have to do their makle-up laps LLL LL LL L

nevermind, she lets them off because tehyre new. kay then hot lady- i mean uh u h uh gym teacher helana

in reference to the shcool, everyone agrees that they dislike it, and taurtis says that hes never felt so unsafe in his life. damn. not even during the yakuza shootout? okay damn

WHY ARE THEY GOING BACK INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM

WHY ARE THEY GIVING THE OLD GUY PANTIES EW EW EW EW EW I HATE THAT MAN

WHY IS THE OLD MAN AT THEIR HOUSE WTF

OH MY GOD THEIR DOOR IS OPEN IS IT GRAIN??

nooo hes not here :((((

Sam falls asleep and the episode ends.

Episode 6:

HOT DOM FANART i am okay with this (but seriously wtf)

taurtis fell outside asleep standing outside of sams door. he did this on the high dive too. guess he just has those pro gamer skills

Sam entices Taurtis awake with sushi "because [he] is japanese" and Taurtis awakes saying "That's racist!" we love taurtis in this house

GRIAN LORE he went to the wrong tokyo. the one in canada. how does that even happen. OH MY GOD THEYRE PICKING HIM UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION

GRIAN THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY SANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED BY 15 PERCENT

THEY JUST CALLED A MAN A BURN VICTIM TO HSI FACE OKAY THEN

IGBAR VON SQUID MAKES A RETURN LETS GO

dom climbed a water tower. i just think that's neat.

SAm's mom texted. Sam has a mom? Since when?

Grian is suspicious of the old man. good.

A girl named "Yee" approaches the boys outside and calls one of them hottie. refusing to elaborate, all but grian argue over who she thinks.

Grian says "this school is definetly an upgrade" then immediately takes it back as they round a corner and find one of Senor Loro's DECAPITATED GOATS

Grian does not wrestle Senor for his schedule. okay.

nevermind.

...why is the.. WHY IS THE OLD MAN DRESSED AS A SCHOOL GIRL.

Grian is not fooled, but Sam and Taurtis are. They want Grian to talk to "her". Oh my god. Grian is creeped out by the fact the old man said that he has nice legs (he did.) so sam and taurtis go in for him. wow. was not expecting that. NO. GRIAN NO DONT GO OVER THERE WITH THEM

Sam: "Grian, you like girls right?" Grian: *no hesitation* "No i'm into dudes." Me: YO

its revealed ellen was his gay awakening we love that for them

okay so the episode ends with everyone heading into teacher tori's room. i think ill do one more.

ep 7:

Teacher Tori has Grian introduce himself, and Sam and Taurtis peer pressure him into telling the "rooftop story"

IGBAR VON SQUID AND GRIAN ARE FRIENDS LETS GO BABEY

Sam punches a girl for being late and TEACHER TORI CALLS HIM OUT AND TELLS HIM TO STOP LETS GO BABEY AND SHE SAYS BULLYING ISNT NICE OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL SUPPORTIVE ADULT WHAT IS THIS

no rooftop story :(

bruh sam reminded Tori of their homework bruh cringe

Tori takes them fishing

another goat is found dead in the girl's locker room. bonus: grian does not want to go into the girls locker oom. smart wheat boy.

their fishing rods sound like guns. okay then.

the bell rings and the old man disguised as a girl is stalking them. Sam jokes that he's grians girfriend despite grian literally saying he was gay smh

okay i was testing out my new copic markers with my new sketchook and i missed the fact that sam took like 13 fishing rods wtf

Grian now introduces himself to Dr's class. why is he asking grian to say hes a boyman. what. grian refuses, even when dr threatens him with an F. he finally relinquishes.

dr is now calling grian mr boyman AND OH NO THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD PYRAMID OH NOOOOO ;pian; they have to go on a scavenger hunt or smth idk

grian says he kinda sucks as a teacher AND I AGREE POP OFF GIRAN

the prize is a free for life subscription to hunter x hunter on god theyre all anime boys im dead

IM SOBBING THE INOCRRECT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HAS ME ROLLINGIN M GRAVE

i removed my description of the scene from 17:54 to 19:40 due to some real DISGUSTING shit going on. it's all potty humor but god... grian throws up twice and please do not subject yourself to that scene i will never recover like i think ive actually been nauseated from this holy shit please do not watch this

grian is now telling the principal that his staff choices are shit and i say pop off grian

Grian failed and got Dr a raise. I am personally on grian's side :( and he got detention :d

Grian drops a SICK ROAST on Dr and gets more detention im very amused

everyone filmed that lmao

apparently grian is triggered by bad teachers. okay then. i stand for this tbh

grian is getting wrassled bc hes a cool kid ig (this is just how senor loro rolls. i am concerned.)

sam is tagged in by grian and wins the fight. that was honestly 10/10 fight scene lmao.

apprently that was the detention. that's nice? maybe?

taurtis breaks the news that another of senor loro's goats was found missing in the girls bathroom, and it is revealed that more are going missing. senor assigns the trio to finding the goats.

senor loro gives them a "crystal of Tenochtitlan," one each, and they are appearntly ancient artefacts of aztec descent. I am scared. OH MY GOD THEY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK TO ANIMALS? WHAT? damn those aztecs were crazy. These crystals should help them find the goats and (hopefully) the goat killer

Grian says that outside of "wrassling," senor loro is a nice guy. I have to agree, considering he offered them anything from the vending machine on the out for lunch. 10/10 guy (so far)

the episdoe ends with the trio exiting the wrassling ring. i'm gonna do the next episode because i really want to see grian's medical record lmao

ep 8:

on god more epic fanart. honestly sam is a shit guy but its nice of him to include fanart :/ at least imo

Yee makes a return. The boys commit a scientific experiment to see who she likes. She says "come here bab" and Sam steps forward. he is not the one, she called him ugly. lmao. Dom confidently runs up to her. Not sure if Yee thinks hes ugly all i know is she was probably scared by his rapid approach. Taurtis steps forward. She calls him a tater tot. it is not him. THAT MEANS ITS GRIAN?? ITS GRIAN. LMAO YEE NO HES GAY

she took off her glasses and i gotta say. one hot lady. (yep shes definetly a lizard person)

Grian runs away and i honestly understand. i guess shes gonna be a creepy stalker now. poor grian.

dr offers them ointment for their eyes. if not a great teacher, hes certainly a funny man.

they go to gym AND THE OLD MAN IS THERE I AM UGHH and Sam jokes that he's grian's girlfriend. Grian I am so sorry.

"This girl is kinda like a fourty year old dude if you ask me." LMAO GRIAN IM DEAD

IS THAT SANS UNDERTALE? WHY IS HE IN GYM?? okay ig

For gym class there is parkour divided into a red "GIRLS" side and a blue "STUPID BOYS" side. I'm starting to think Gym teacher Helena likes girls a bit more than boys /s. also the boy's side seems to be a lot harder than the girls.

DOM IS A PARKOUR PRO (we should know this, considering he climbed a watertower) GO DOM

The girls win (obviously) but the boys made a good effort. The bell rings, and it's off to. It's off to Geode's class. please let grian read his medical record please please please

Taurtis is made to sit in a special cahir by Geode's... throne. I am scared for Taurtis

Sam is given bucket and... has to milk... Dom... uhm... yeah...

Sam cant figure out how to do it so Geode "does it" AND OH MY GOD THERE IS MILK IN THE BUCKET jesus fuck

WHAT THE FUCK GEODE CLONED TAURTIS

apparently geode has a "people" and Taurtis will do great thigns for them. what the fuck wtf wtf

Geode notices Grian, cannot understand his accent, thinks england is another planet, and calls Grian strange. I think Geode is an alien.

Geode did some research on Sam. apparently he has an army. geode will join him. what the fuck. NEVRMIND HE THOUGHT SAM WAS GREAT UNCLE SAM IM DEAD BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS creepy af BUT HILARIOUS WTF

class ended. NO GRIAN MEDICAL RECORD AAIJHFE :pian:

The video fades out with them trying to dom out of the test tube with him.. getting... yeah. by Geode. im scarred. for life.

anyway i'm gonna end part 5 here it is very long and there was no grian medical record :(

[intearsaboutrobots]

A cmjf body horror au :)))))))) maybe Max finds a puzzle box and is offered a world of twisted pleasures by Punk-cenobite in Hellraiser style :))))))

send me an AU and i’ll give five headcanons for it

this is going to be less organised than actual headcanons i think but i am definitely vibrating abt this

max is absolutely the type to be a dumbass like frank who opens the box bc hes like "wow theres going to be hot people in the other dimension to have sex w" and hes not going to actually think thru meaning of like. hell/heaven dimension of pain and pleasure indivisible. babygirl some of that pain's gonna be yours!!!

punk totally got knockoff-cenobite-ed by raven 😳😳😳

i want to add that maybe ravens fucked up body horror design would include SOME kind of fleshy gory wings?? either whatever han.nibal episode one had going on or like, some kind of flaying thing. yk how it si

im envisioning... i don't think cenobites are like, in general, big on personality on a human scale bc they've so pushed themselves past the brink of experience. so maybe punk should still be early/ier in the process of becoming a cenobite - definitely pushing his look towards the extreme body modifications we've seen but he still has his personality. bunch of piercings hfsldfhs i don't have a more interesting idea yet but i think its neat if hes still In Process. also i think that means if he doesn't have full powers or whatever this has to be more of an extended "seduction" where he has to actually get max to agree

i literally dont remember if i got this idea from hellbound? or if i just dreamed it? but i feel like there was an implication of like, a moment of kirsty aligning with sadism and that like, also aligning her w the cenobites/being a win for them bc like, their domain is sadomasochism (an alternate title of the film was "sadomasochists from beyond the grave!")! that's a long way to say that i think punk is an incorrigible masochistic freak and max should get to use that a bit. give him a fun new piercing or smth <333

[smute]

ok promised updates: hookup one ended up being "just" making out cause I had mixed feelings about the kissing (enjoyed it a bit but also didnt want to do it for more than a moment lol) next hookup planned is a new person, end of the week, so I will gain additional data to draw conclusions on whether or not I actually enjoy this enough to keep trying (my answer will probably be no cause I spent 8 years happily in an on-again-off-again exclusive relationship with my hand, and we have had some great and intimate few months and grown closer than ever, so tough competition) anyways, wish me luck that I might draw some satisfying conclusions posthaste and can quit faffing about with these damn dating apps

2/3: also never again trying to hookup with someone who smokes. i have had to scrub the smell off myself and my tongue and used Textilerfrischer on my poor sofa so my home could smell like my home again.... never!! again!!!

3/3: well i am here with my probably last update for a bit because my hookup cancelled on me cos they are recovering from top surgery, which is a good reason so I am not spurned or anything. so now no hookups lined up anymore and after that last date I am pretty ok with that, shame about my checklist but I tbh dont really experience sexual attraction or libido much so I can just wait til I find someone to love and want me for me and then have my gay sex revival in my 40s. if i managed to go 8 years without sex and not caring, then I can do another 10-15 :D plus my confidence is so much better now so if I do meet someone neat, then I can pursue I guess

(sorry i just checked my inbox!)

everyone stop cancelling hookups with anon challenge!!!! (although top surgery is a wonderful reason not to smash mouths and other things)

i mean yeah dating apps are super frustrating but if you'll allow me an observation: it sounds to me like it wasn't awful overall? i actually think you're doing amazing! no need for any conclusive decisions bestie just go with your gut. whatever happens happens!

BUT no smokers is definitely a good policy. #on all levels except physical i am a smoker etc. how can something be so hot in theory but so gross in practice? tell me will. you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing. cheesed burger. anyway. i digress 👁️👁️

were they a good kisser at least? REPORT BACK ASAP 💕

[kleinstar]

i haven't read enough nu:carnival stuff to gauge canon so i'm skipping that part of the meme but this is a "favorite thing" about portrayal/muse anyways so let's go with that

i like how casual eiden is, like effortlessly so, whether it's dealing with hot dudes or annoying fangirls or vaguely dangerous non-human entities. he's very genuine as a person and wears his feelings (desires? lolol) on his sleeve, which i think makes him extra endearing because it's paired with kindness and sincerity. also it means he always ends up surprising me in memes and replies which? awesome, i love writing i can't predict lolol

it's like he's this giant safe zone where anything goes and nothing's too weird as long as you're not being cruel/evil and so it makes it fun to just throw whatever at him and see how he bounces it back. he's the quintessential rubber wall, bad stuff doesn't stick to him really, and this makes you want to hug him but also beat him up at the same time (or is this just me, idk it's complicated).

at the same time i do like how you let us peek into his more vulnerable side, because all his lighthearted relationships don't always give way to deeper, more intimate connections (beyond physical i mean) and i do get a sense of his loneliness behind the cheerfulness and innuendos. i appreciate sad eiden as much as happy eiden because you know, character depth and stuff and i AM curious to see how he'll deepen bonds here in isola away from his usual clan members (i mean, he already adopted a little brother which is cool, it'd be neat to see how much his "family" grows).

last but not least i didn't expect to app Wang Yi and have him end up in a FWB thing with Eiden but? ?? it's weirdly wholesome (like eiden himself actually now that i think about it) and they both seem genuinely content to leave it at that so who am i to complain; still, good thing Qin Xian isn't here or else he'd prolly try to murder Eiden unironically multiple times so i pray that day never comes b/c it'd suck to be responsible for his death!! ahem. (wait quincy won't smack wang yi either right i mean he already is, but i mean hit him again, man relationships are complicated)

anyways, he's a great guy who i think lives life to the fullest so he gets my thumbs up, keep spreading joy bruh

Please tell me your favorite things about my portrayal/muse?

LETHEEEE IM GOING EAT YOUR SON

thank you so much though i dont even know what to say other than thank you for loving the lad .... but LMAO i would love eiden getting murder attempted by Qin Xian (i havent read the series but!!) lmaoooo - but tRUE Wang Yi's and Eiden's fwb thing is wholesome lmao wang yi bullying is an honorary tradition by now (good luck with eiden bullying he seems to need it loooool)

ALSO gl with quincy wang yi

[dayabot]

now what if daya was a vampire,,, are you picturing vampire daya rn? good.

so anyways vampire daya right

imagine ur walking home one night and then u see this absolute babe, this absolute stunner whose also a vampire (but u dont know that bc ur a silly human), and she beckons u over - her eyes fixated on you and you alone

and ur like 😳😳😏😏😏 and then the next thing u know ur being pinned against the wall by this tall bitey lady who wants to use u like a chew toy/blood bag

thoughts

it's funny i'm a huuuuuge vampslut fangfucker type girl but i've never really considered vampire daya too much, like. her with sharp teeth,, yeah of course but hmmi guess her sinking her fangs in my jugular and sucking on me like i'm a capri sun would be pretty neat and cool 😅 personally i'd like 2 think in this scenario that i'd totally know she's a vampire (im buffy coded) and would happily offer myself up as her personal blood bank as she deserves to have valuable hot girl blood on tap whenever she gets thirsty <3 and bloodlusty <3 and maybe sometimes she takes too much and i get alll dizzy and dreamy because she's so greedy plus she's a messy eater and gets blood Everywhere but she doesn't ever want to waste a precious drop of it so she licks it all up when it drips down and all over m— ummmm haha sorry got a little carried away there uhhh what was the meaning of this, also where am i (me after vampire daya steals me away in the night to feed on me and i wake up naked in a field somewhere with bite marks and a vague memory (is it a memory or a dream) of a hot tall bitey lady)

[steakout-05]

A List Of Headcanons Regarding Barry Steakfries Because No One Can Stop Me

this’ll be updated over time the more headcanons i either adopt or pull outta my ass :D

Starting off neat with this one, Barry is a raging bisexual. In a bonus episode in Age Of Zombies (Barry’s first official appearance in a game), Prince Runingunin (amazing name) dresses as a saloon girl who initially calls him for help. Barry, upon seeing him, kisses him (adorable), and after learning he’s actually the prince, he initially panics but then asks “Wait... why are you dressed as a confusingly hot saloon girl?” and “Wait... are you wearing Cherry Lip-gloss?”. Like the dude’s not even that panicked about it, just a little confused, even pretty interested haha. I’m also one of those fuckers who ships him and Craig HARD!! Barry does show an attraction to women as he did have a girlfriend at one point in Robot Bird (but that was before she dumped him for being too cool to show up to dinner). As a fellow gay I also have the tendency to have a lot of gay headcanons because men are cool and I just think LGBTQIA+ headcanons are neat :)

Short answer: Barry is autistic because I’m autistic and I  said so. Not-so-short answer: When I watched Shirt Sleeves for the first time, I interpreted Barry’s urge to rip his sleeves as something he does for sensory stimulation, like if he’s understimulated or really excited or nervous. Barry is very easily excitable (see: literally any media he’s in) and impulsive which can lead to him unknowingly ripping his sleeves. I mean, he even says it himself: he often feels compelled to get really excited and to yell and rip his shirt material. Also he’s just.... so autistic??? I can’t explain it properly but he’s just like me fr i feel like Barry would tug at his sleeves when feeling real insecure i do the same thing i dont know

Another headcanon related to shirt ripping and this one’s more of a theory but his shirt ripping thing could also be something similar to Trichotillomania, which is a disorder in which the person pulls at their hair either from stress or because it pleases/satisfies/may ease anxiety for them. Barry may have something similar but for like... sleeve ripping. He describes his impulsive shirt ripping as a “disease” and that he thinks he’s unwell for it (i mean he even goes to therapy because he believes it’s affecting him that much that he’s concerned about it). In one part of the video, we see Barry as a little kid ripping at his sleeve and visibly becoming more relaxed and pleased (also the detail of him looking around as if looking to see if someone’s there is really interesting to me just a note to self) which to me says that this behaviour may be both a form of stim or another disorder which,,, yeah

Anyway enough about shirt sleeves, Barry has ADHD and there’s SO MUCH EVIDENCE!!! I wrote this all down in my notes and I am SO ready to infodump it okay so: In Rainbow Barry, he shows traits of desiring instant gratification and impulsiveness as he becomes progressively more frustrated about the order of his new jetpack taking forever (me too buddy) and he tries to get his mind off of it. Feeling super impatient, he runs to Legitimate Research’s lab, seemingly not noticing the truck coming towards him and proceeds to make anOTHER HOLE IN THE WALL HE ALREADY BROKE THROUGH (this reminds me of how whenever Saxton Hale jumps through a wall it’s in the shape of fucking Australia) (Barry is just the tinier Saxton Hale change my mind). Anyway, he also is forgetfull and has trouble with distractions, as again in Robot Bird, he misses dinner with his ex-girlfriend due to getting distracted and finding a robot bird that shits shoots money (but who needs a partner anyway when you have a sick ass robot bird that shoots money) (and a robot dragon that breathes fire) (and a robot dog that is awesome) (that you stole from a poor struggling scientist)

Barry shows more ADHD traits in The Very Last Minute, wherein the entire thing is about Barry procrastinating on this thing he really needs to do which is blasting monsters in the streets and whatnot. Y;know, just a regular Friday night. So anyway, Barry is shown trying his best to actually start training, but he just can’t seem to stop geting distracted all the time. Like, he’s excited about being able to blast shit into pieces, but he just can’t seem to get started actualy training for it and jumps from task to task and distraction to distraction, which struggling with focus is a trait that many people with ADD/ADHD have, me included. What’s intersting to me is how this links back to autism with a thing called “Demand Avoidance”, in which the person may like doing the task at hand, but when faced with a set time or deadline, they just can’t seem to get started and may feel overwhelmed. Barry, whilst procrastinating, appears to be visibly overwhelmed whilst skipping (which is apparently a thing necessary for training) (and why wouldn’t it be) which is probably just a joke but I really like overanalysing things and providing my own interpretation to stuff so,,, Barry likes training, the man is ripped as fuck and he has a lot of equipment in his house for it. However, because of the deadline, he feels overwhelmed and suddenly feels “lazy” and distracted by everything (even painting which he is REALLY good at!). There’s some lyrics in the song that go “Gotta keep focused, gotta keep training but I just can’t seem to stop procrastinating” and it relates to the feeling of “i really need to do this task right now, i know it’s important and i need to do it, but i just can’t” and it’s just both so relatable and so accurate to how it really is to be so procrastinated and/or overhwlemed when you really gotta do shit.

Barry’s need for instant gratification extends to Level 2 in which, after reaching the end of the lab, Barry feels unfulfilled that there’s no sort of reward, and he feels frustrated and empty. That’s... really all I got. There’s tons of other ADHD things related to Barry but I think I’d just be repeating myself if i wrote ‘em all down and i think i got my point proven

not a barry headcanon but Flash (his dog) has .wav files of normal dog barks which is why he sounds robotic in Shirt Sleeves thank you

you know how in the trailer, Barry has glasses? Yeah uh he actually needs those to see properly, so when he ditched them after breaking into the lab, he immediately realised that he couldn’t quite see certain obstacles like missiles from a good distance, so he went to the department of one of the scientists (via breaking through their wall) and was like “hey uhh.... you got any tiny non-nerd looking glasses that are invisible or something?” and the scientist was like “you mean contact lenses?” and Barry was like “yeah those” and now Barry has contacts :) (reminds me of how Jon has contacts in the Garfield strip.... i wonder why) (maybe Doc Boy punched him in the face one time i dunno) (EDIT: this was actually talked about in one of Barry’s vlogs! someone asked him about it and he explained that his poor eyesight was “cured” when a laser shot him directly in the eyes. this did cause side effects though, as Barry says that he occasionally “tastes colours” and sometimes has trouble controlling his bladder. which brings me into my next somewhat “canon” headcanon...)

Barry has synesthesia, more specifically he tastes colour. As mentioned above, Barry says this was caused by a laser to the eyes which... goddamn if the lasers at the lab have the ability to completely re-wire parts of your brain to experience synesthesia if shot into your eyes then i don’t even want to know what it’s capable of if you point it directly at your cranium.....

Stealing the jetpack wasn’t the first time Barry caused copious amounts of destruction and chaos, he is in fact a chronic and professional chaos causer, is banned from several establishments in Australia and that’s the reason he worked at a department owned by really Bad Corp (yeah its kind of implied he worked there in the trailer? its confusing) (EDIT: he was going door to door and selling gramophones and that’s why he rocked up at the lab. he doesn’t work at LR.... i dont know how i came to that conclusion)

When Barry first started his vlog, he was actually pretty nervous about it at first because he didn’t go online much (other than youtube to watch cat videos) (barry canonically watches cat videos and i think that is amazing) and definitely hadn’t started anything like a vlog to such a large group of people before. This is why he sounds more quiet, down to earth and has a lot more stutters and pauses in his speech, cause he was kinda nervy and hadn’t done this before. As the series went on though, and the more Barry got to learn his audience, he quickly became a lot more confident and loud as he got more comfortable and thus you don’t hear him stammer as often in the later episodes. Call that subtle character development!!!

thankyou for  reading i’m going to play roblox now :)

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i keep asking 4 characters on the bingo thingy but i can’t help myself

so… dark cacao & caramel arrow ?

YOU ROTTED MY BRAIN SO BAD WITH THIS BOTH OF THESE ARE REALLY LONG

im doing caramel arrow first >:)

caramel arrow is fucking cool. i love her outfit so fucking much ughhhh its so pretty the black and white motif of the dc kingdom is my EVERYTHING!!!! AND HER FUCKING WEAPON???? DUAL BLADES THAT ATTACH INTO A BOW???? THATS LITERALLY WICKED I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!!! also i eat up strong female characters like theyre my last meal on earth i just adore her resolve and her loyalty and her STRENGTH shes a BOSS of the GIRL NATURE

despite me loving her so so much, i cant help but feel as though she got SHAFTED in the story relevance department. the only role she really plays in the 13-14 story is that shes the means by which gingergang infiltrates the castle. thats honestly all she really does???? and thats SO DISAPPOINTING!!!!!!!! she couldve been so much more!!!!!!!!!! not to mention how she acts when she finally finds dark cacao. instead of, i dont know, yelling at him for abandoning her and the rest of the kingdom and saying that his long-winded message of telling her to get help was fucking STUPID, she just kisses his ass and says “ok lets go fight!! i never gave up on you!!” LIKE DUDE SHOW SOME SELF-RESPECT AND SAY “HEY MY KING IM LOYAL TO YOU BUT YOURE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THIS!!!”

THEY DIDNT EVEN LET HER GET REVENGE ON AFFOGATO LIKE GRRRR ok i get its rated like 12+ so they couldnt have her straight up murder him BUT STILL!!!!! she couldve put an arrow in that bitch’s back as he was running away. damn. caramel arrow should be allowed to murder because shes hot. but the recent bond story with her and affo is really fucking funny though so ill let this one slide.

 another thing is that i wanted to badly for her to have a one-on-one with dark choco the way he and dark cacao had. like, i wanted her to have a chance to ask him why. surely he doesnt have a vendetta against her like he did with his father???? he probably wouldve spoken with her, albeit briefly, considering she was literally his apprentice or something. we couldve learned so much about dark choco before the whole sword thing went down and about dark cacao back in those times. sighhhhh the girlboss was gatekeeped :( 

i really like her but once again she falls a little flat because the story doesnt give her a ton to do which sucks so hard :pensive: ily caramel arrow youre my homie forever <3

dark cacao the absolute MANWHORE second because I ACCIDENTALLY GOT CARRIED AWAY AND STARTED RANTING SO HARD IM SORRY

FULL RAMBLE UNDER THE CUT

i have very conflicting opinions about the king of not-my-problem. do I think he's hot? unabashedly. Do I think he's a terrible person? also unabashedly.

ill start with what i like. first off........ patrick seitz is a fucking phenomenal voice actor and GOD he really nails it with dark cacao. he's on my list of voices that i want to read me bedtime stories. second off, god am i a sucker for his design. the big chunky armor hits me right in my paladin soul. the color palette is so simple yet so striking, and i love how his violet-tinted grays and blacks contrast with his sons warmer tones. that's a neat little detail that really differentiates them and draws the generational line further beyond just ideals and alignment.

theres so much to fucking unpack about this man when it comes to personality and dialogue. i do NOT feel like going back and reading through that again until the emotional damage from the first time wears off, so just roll with me here. god FUCKING damn he actually got an entire arc for his personality and it STANDS OUT. pv and hb remained mostly static throughout their stories but dark cacao got the fucking special treatment and ughhhhh its so good.

i just...... excuse the pun but i adore how his soul jams theme is actually baked into his arc. with the other two ancients, it was their jams trait (light of truth and light of passion) that HELPED them finish their arcs, because they had both lost those things along the way and their journeys were about reacquiring pv's missing truth and hb's faded passion. with cacao, its his jam's trait, his own resolution was the very thing that was HINDERING him. he was so set in his ways BECAUSE he still had his strong resolution that he failed to realize that HE was the problem with his kingdom and his relationship with his son. god FUCKING damn that subversion from the norm WAS SO FUCKING REFRESHING AND I COULD GO ON ABOUT THIS FOREVER BUT I WONT!!!! THIS IS ALREADY SO LONG AND I HAVE ANOTHER THING TO GO OVER OK

okay so... theres something i really dont like about him. dark cacao is a terrible fucking king and dark choco was mostly in the right to try and make him change his ways (obviously he shouldn't have sought out a cursed sword to do so, as only bad things can come of that but still). all dark cacao could focus on was the wall. somewhere along the line he made it HIS burden alone to protect the world from the licorice sea, and because he put all his time and resources into that, others suffered because of it. his neglect is what caused the villages under the rule of his kingdom to waste away into ruin. hell, even citizens living in the CITADEL were suffering, for christs sake. resources were being depleted for this one project until there was nearly nothing left. my man may be earthbread's top emo model, but mans a FUCKING TERRIBLE KING. AND THE KICKER????????? NOT FUCKING ONCE DOES HE ACKNOWLEDGE THE DAMAGE HES DONE IN HIS NEGLECT!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN A FUCKING "HEY IM SORRY I BASICALLY ABANDONED EVERYONE BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY FIGHTING MY DEMONS FOR THIRTY YEARS" FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hes cool in odyssey tho

BTW IF YOU READ THIS FAR HERE TAKE THIS SICK FUCKING PIECE OF ART FROM THE ART BOOK AS A THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY INSANE RAMBLINGS

[kindestegg]

ahem. alador ?

alador is like... ok so i gotta preface amitys relationship with her parents reminds me a lot of mine. overbearing mom (its hardly appropriate for me to get into the full of this lol so ill leave it at that adjective) n clumsy incredibly socially awkward n kinda distant dad who works at his projects too much but is well meaning.

alador hits very very close to home to me, so much so that id say i get the official pass to stan him because thats not me ignoring him being a bad dad, thats me recontextualizing my own experiences. but also like. unfortunately i have a thing for pathetic overworked rat men who get fucked over by life constantly as a trope so uhm. i think hes cute.

SO LIKE IM NOT TRYING TO BE WEIRD. i swear im not weird about it. ultimately i do not see alador as my dad. but i will say my experiences have led me to like, look at him from a place of understanding n caring n that just. ended up mixing up with my tendency to like the disheveled guy character type n well. yeah.

i do think hes better as a dynamic, with darius as a rival (n maybe lover but thats just bc i like it when two characters i think are hot get together), odalia as a foil n (now) ex, the blight siblings as his children... hes very much a 'glue' type of character, hes there to fix things up which is ironic considering he works with sticky stuff n also is a scientist dude

studying him is more about looking at him like a bug, i think hes neat lol, every man that falls under a similar trope i look at the same way rly. same for 'whats wrong with them'. hes my weirdo babygirl.

otherwise i dont have much to say! hes like. lines on a screen i like. good for him!