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madame-mongoose · 7 months

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If ur lesbien how do you have a crush on Wheatley, a man?

he is not a man he is a robot hope this helps <3

#also he is... not real lol #i just personally dont see him as a man bc like. he is a ball? he is metal #anon have you not seen the massive phenomena of lesbians and fictional male crushes #im not gonna get into all the like. nitty gritty #but basically its fictional and projection. comphet and all that #if wheatley was real i would not like him for a number of reasons lol #but i like him bc he is fictional and funny!!!#monnie answers

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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hinata-boke · 5 months

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sanji-kun!!

#my art #one piece #sanji #whos this????#i actually got possessed to draw this i was supposed to be studying #first 'real' time drawing op! not including scribbles in the margins of my notes!!!#my friend was scared for me to read op bc she thought i might hate sanji bc hes annoying lol #he is annoying but hes also my fav i think so that worked out

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shotmrmiller · 2 months

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personal sperm donor soap x reader because IVF is expensive (craigslist ad. everyone else thought it some FBI scheme but you just want to start a family minus the male relationship) thank you but once the dick appt comes, it turns into ghoap cuz johnny just had to bring his boyfriend to donate sperm too. higher chance of a baby

#make it extra gross with simon shooting certified blanks #he got a vasectomy when he was still a private lol #but you don't know that #soooooo let's try for that baby yes??#also soap got super fucking lucky the ad was real #he definitely believes hot 60 milfs around his area wanna fuck and are sending him a message lolol #he's a genius at work okay he's allowed to have nothing but air whistling in his head when with his scary dog boyfriend

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ruubesz-draws · 8 months

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And that's how Godzilla got trapped in the ice and lost weight👍 :)

Also, Rodan is in the movie. I know this because I saw it in my dreams.

Inspired by Mickey Mouse Shorts

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ethosiab · 4 months

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still feels unreal that there was a solid two months or so where we got regular 2 hour uploads from etho. god is real (in the form of tangotek)

#nics art #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft s9 #decked out 2 #do2 #guys i hate drawing shoes theyre the bane of my existence #which means i should draw them more but i dont wanna :(#edit: also wanted to point out that this is my s9 specific design for him #but yk better because my art was worse in s9 because it was months ago LOL #he gets sleeves on his jacket evem though his base was in the jungle because lets be real his home was the citadel #and that place is cold #ethodaily #ethodaily4 #nics ethodaily

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avephelis · 5 months

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theo your rolls too tough your swag too different they'll kill you...

#HOW havent i posted art of him before he's been my favourite since DAY ONE theo nation im so sorry...#the suckening #jrwi #just roll with it #theo collins #jrwi soda #avepharts #the suckening spoilers #only if you look too close but still #he is literally my goat that's my BOY. that's my BOY RIGHT THERE. BLESSED IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE BY HOMOSEXUALITY.#didnt draw the back of his jacket cape but it probably has the dangs on it and the old demons + fangs logos in patches #didnt feel like drawing it lol #also i like to think post-11 he only wears silver jewellery

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greywoe · 6 months

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child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

#my drawings #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #theon greyjoy #not tagging the others bc they’re products of his imagination #so @ their fans: dw they’re not real…….#well i mean they’re not real anyway but as in a portrayal of their canon selves etc #this has been finished for so long but i debated whether or not to upload it here lol i’m not super happy w it #i think i did this mainly bc i wanted to draw fancy and ornate clothing (at least by my standards lol)#but it’s a quote i think abt sometimes bc it’s kind of endearing and sad and funny at the same time #adwd #well the quote is from there #also he’s yassifying himself a bit in his imagination… he’s handsome and successful and everyone admires him #and sansa’s kind of.. reduced to his prize in a way. while his focus is on ned welcoming him into the family #legitimacy and validation and safety 👍

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wispurring-moss · 4 months

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sometimes i feel like i'm really exaggerating their height difference when i draw them but then i have to remind myself that, no, they basically Are just Like ThatTM actually and it guts me every single time............. x'3c

#the two main couples both getting their height differences exaggerated from pilot to show is one of my love languages~ <3 :))))))#''it wouldn't be so bad if Husk actually stood up straight'' false. wishful thinking. *points* canonical manlet afterliving amidst giants #Angel wrapping himself around Husk like a literal scarf just bc he Can is so real to me tho lol #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #hazbin hotel #i've decided that idgaf abt hitting all the search tags so i'm just gonna be tagging for my own blog purposes lmfao #my art #i'm also playing with new brushes lol

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maym0rin · 4 months

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Day 2: Learning/Teaching

An idea that i have no plans to work on it in the future officially, so here you go! Basically Trucy (forcefully) teaching her dad magic so he won't think about sad things... 🥺💙💗bz that's how she and her old dad did for each other back then...

(also slowly got dizzy and nauseous while working on this till the end so haha maybe i'll gonna cut down the number of pages, but then i would like to print them out physically to sell in my next con........ while also include last year's wright week comics.... much thonks...)

#WRIGHTWEEK24 #ace attorney #phoenix wright #trucy wright #comic #dad daughter #zak enigmar #troupe gramarye #also making magnifi the real worst dad/granddad in the troupe lol ngl i have a grudge on this fcker #also making zak a good dad before he left trucy to phoenix bz yes i can i support his actions and possibly his good judgement for trucy yes

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krysmcscience · 4 months

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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb the goat AU lmao #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl goat #did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor #for real tho guys #rams and lambs are for sheep #for goats you want bucks and billies #or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies #(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD #it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets #don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao #if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot #i would have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL #yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf #if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament #i should go to bed

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redbean-nom · 6 months

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A handful of "Boba Fetts" (none of them know what his armor actually looks like)

#star wars #boba fett #clones #from left to right:#commander cody #clone trooper slick #clone trooper dogma #commander fox #commander bly #soup clone #redbean art #i basically threw all the open ended clones together into the boba soup #also i gave slick a diff hairstyle because drawing the same one over and over gets kind of boring #all the color schemes are based off diff boba concepts btw #also slicks boba armor is basically just jangos armor bc he left pre-o66 and started bounty hunting around the same time the real boba did #codys boba armor would be the most accurate if he didn't keep the wireless router antenna lol #soup looks like a scarif trooper w that color scheme

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mblue-art · 9 months

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BAD SANSUARY // [14] tears for owl-bones's event !

"...Killer, it just looks like I have running mascara."

"it's such a look though."

messy kisses and post-nuzzles

#badsansuary #killer!sans #self insert #mblue art #m rambles #yes he is rubbing his tears on my face #he is a menace but he is also my skrunkly my little meow meow so i still love him #i was also attacked (/lh) with goofy dorky romantic guy SOFT killer and #and with lots of giggling and playful rumble tumbling #and smooching him up until he's melted on the floor and cartoon hearts float out of him #i also think about very similar thoughts w lust my bbg beloved but this post is about killer LOL<3 #bc showering this dork w smoochies n genuine love n interest and seeing his reactions to all that is very cute methinks #adding to this bc again i was given thoughts #(girls) boys night w lust and killer but we're actually messing around with makeup and thats how i get the real running mascara look #and other whatever experimental creative makeup looks theyre gonna try on me because apparently im their canvas for the night #woohoo? yippee.

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wigglebox · 3 months

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Destiel Pride - Day 22; Featherlight ✨

#Destiel pride #destiel #dean Winchester #castiel #Destiel art #wiggleart #spnfanart #I know the so strong line was dean marveling at Garth but let’s be real he wants to be manhandled lol #also I like it because we know cas is strong but he held back a lot of the time but I loved the little times we saw it like #can you move this? and cas rolls his eyes lol #while I like human cas end game I also like the notion that he can just carry Dean around everywhere

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sensitiveheartless · 1 year

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Part 4 of the "Dazai and Chuuya being competitive, mutually pining disasters" comics!

<- (Previous part) (Next part) ->

Most of this one is under the cut because it got LONG

#I'm gonna make at least one more little thing for this because it's eating my brain lol #possibly two because I have a compulsion to resolve literally everything possible #side note: that kid remains convinced that he saw real-life Westley and Buttercup in the grocery store for a long time #...also if I had the hands for it I would redraw this whole thing from the outsider POV because i think it would be hilarious —#man in hat shakes a package of fish around in a silent rage and then sadly puts it down and wanders around looking intensely depressed #until suddenly another guy #very out of breath #runs in and passionately declares his love for hat-man #life in bsd's Yokohama can never be normal #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #my art #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #skk

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keferon · 2 months

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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

#chapter 37 #of 120 or something #I must be like 90k words in haha #large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha #I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life #it’s just my preference #seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong #the concept itself drives me off #like. Strongly #But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy #it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess #it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed #So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol #just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable #also #the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out #it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic #it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s #the beginning got me struggling and skipping #but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule #oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously #your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone #huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate #he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery

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