#althoooo

[sandinmybed]

some of yall are incapable of simply saying you dislike something. you have to dress it up in social justice language and make it into a Moral Issue rather than just owning and acknowledging that it's not your taste even though other people like it. which is fine btw.

[jeonqkooks]

i have once again been struck with an inexplicable urge to change my desktop theme. we shall see how i fare tonight 😔

[muirneach]

also lmfao not the danya v sinner match starting at 3pm tomorrow when the only thing i have to do tomorrow is from like 3:20 to 5:30 😭😭 i wont even get to catch up on the scores online i will have to just come home and read the final outcome

[gimmic-ky]

My animal fuckinh sucks what did I do

[urhoneycombwitch]

queasy around blood!reader x kas!Eddie

they're trying to tough it out and let Eddie feed on them even though their heart feels like its about to explode out of their chest and Eddie can hear how hard it's thumping and he feels so hesitant but reader is stubborn as hell like >:( I get this way around doctors too who cares just do it and they bare their neck and squeeze their eyes shut and try to ignore the churning in their stomach and Eddie tries to ignore the guilt in his stomach and he's about to do it but as soon as his lips brush reader's skin, right over a vein, they make a scared little whimper and he's like Nope. Not Gonna Do It. I will eat Rats before I do this. and it's kind of an argument because reader is trying to stand their ground that Eddie should do it even though they're shaking like a leaf

((the compromise is that Eddie will drink Reader's blood when it will actually do them more good than harm, let's say... around once a month wink wink))

he’s an animal but he’s not a monster. doesn’t wanna hurt you 🥺

I feel like it might be more dangerous to do a feed while menstruating, just due to extra nutrient + blood loss. althoooo… argument could be made that you’re more used to this type of blood. and Eddie would be happy to eat you out while you’re on your period. he gets fed and bonus, your cramps are eased <3

I’ve been chewing on a high!reader x vampire/kas!Eddie for awhile. maybe your heart rate would be low enough to not be an issue anymore, plus you’d be chilled out from the weed… hmm. *opens new google doc*

[babyjakes]

if most of the kinktober thots end up being ari lloyd and jakey i will not even be sorry tbh 😌🫶 althoooo i have been thinking a lot about mean!steve lately too

[pyrochoreia]

Althoooo....Rung'd be that type too. I dunno' who'd be faster to get bit or a smack first tho lmao

[garoujo]

of course i remember!! i luvvvvv your accent so much mwah <3 if you didn’t live in scotland i’d make you mine forever i swear — althoooo two hot anime-obsessed brunettes with gorg green eyes idk?? the world may not be able to handle <3 but if i meet a beautiful woman where i live who has a scottish accent i swear i will fall in love!! :’)) — 🍯

aaaaaaa fank u bbie !!! ur making me blush ˚‧º·(´ฅωฅ｀)‧º·˚ wah ur soooo sweet always ! it’s true we would rule the world ueueue we are already in lurv what do u mean (ᐡ o̴̶̷᷄ ̫ o̴̶̷̥᷅ ᐡ) <3

[incorrectikesenquotes]

So I saw your sketch of Jose rizal👀👀👀 and I wanted to know what he would wear and the colors of his character (totally not because I'm actually gonna draw him digitally, definitely not👀🙂) anyway have a nice day ❤️💞

hsaosndjakdvidhs 👀👀👀

i,, honestly have no idea ksksk i wasnt thinking much when i sketched him so it didnt really occur to me that ppl would actually be interested,,

but!!! i did kinda imagine him wearing a trench coat and round tinted glasses (like the sepia (???) ones) i dont think he would wear clothes with colors that are too bright or flashy,,,

he’s not an active flirt like arthur but he does attract ppl without trying so hard ksksk,,, i would prolly assume his fashion sense is uhhh tame??? simple but looks hella good at him lol

also dark hair!! idk abt his eyes haha tho i wasnt really sure which hairstyle i would give him,,, so i just went wack and did two ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im sorry for the useless descriptions lmao. tho pls tell me if u do draw him! i would def love to check it out!

hope u have a nice day as well~ ♡

[sad--tree]

hate experiencing Mental IllnessTM during the cold months how am i supposed 2 go 4 long middle of the night walks 2 stave off the neverending sense of impending doom when its fucking below zero :(

[gelato444]

i have friends who call themselves stoners and can’t roll joints….. baby you a stoner as much as im a crackhead then

[sanchoyo]

ik I joke and or talk abt wanting to be a housewifey type fr but I also hope if I haven’t already clarified, that everyone knows it’s not in a gross tradwife way like that shit is gross and boring and I keep getting recced it on yt and want to SCREAM I literally do not associate w those weirdos at all

[bootyful-seventeen]

Yeahhh so to those anons who brought up hades! Seokmin for that god au weekend, y’all are gonna be excited for what I’ve got lined up for him

[sharkthey]

tw injection talk //

T shot went poorly (it wobbled and i like, scratched, the inside of my leg which SUCKS and from experience is gonna hurt for like a week)

but within like half an hour i immediately made myself a sandwich. and for the past few days (i was supposed to take it on Sunday -_-) ive been feeling gross, tired, low appetite, groggy, just very low tolerance for shit. And now im up and eating! so like!

[djungelblog]

i.. i got diagnosed w adhd and here r the past tags that came up when i typed in adhd.....

[sothischickshe]

I created and single-own the relationship tags Rio x Envelopes and Beth x Her Bourbon Glass on AO3 and I couldn't be more PROUD!!!!! 😂😇😍

(you did create this new ask game where ppl come and tell you what tags they invented, right?)

haha!!! wellllll i was actually contemplating a new tag game, but i applaud this initiative!!! <3 <3 <3

& those truly are fantastic tags, normally i think i hold my own with this game (i mean ive got rio/rio, dean boland & rio, beth boland/sleep, rio/dean's bathrobe AND amber dooley/ofc) but those are god-tier (as is dean boland & you which you inexplicably failed to mention?!)

in fact... P I V O T !

let me rec you some RARE rare ‘pair’ fics?!

(& also tut at basically everyone in this fandom including myself for not using the relationship tags on ao3 that fully, haha)

ao3 / tags

Hell Is Other People by @onemore-light technically isn’t the only fic tagged beth boland/rio/james fitzpatrick, butttt im pretty sure the other fic using said tag doesnt mean it (it’s also got beth boland/ruby hill/annie marks tagged and uh guyZ, i do not think that means what you think it means ha, but! i digress! my point: im counting this for being a single intentional use!). it’s SO creative and i love it!!!

the instigator by @inyoursheets likewise technically isnt the only fic tagged as beth boland/rio/rhea, but since the other one also uses the beth boland/ruby hill/annie marks tag im gonna apply the same logic. anyway: this fic!!!! yes.

Ain’t No Sunshine by @missmaxime is inexplicably the only beth boland/jim turner fic on ao3. also it’s so fricking good!!!

Come, let us march against the powers of heaven by @fairhairedkings (which is a fabulous ~brio ~reincarnation fic) is, im pretty sure, the only gg fic tagged as aphrodite/ares

You & Me Babe How About It is not in fact the only fic tagged as beth boland/debbie ocean, buttt since both fics are by @nakedmonkey im gonna ~cheat and count this ship singly anyway haha. an inspired pairing!!!!

And I’d have told you I was lonely too by @fairhairedkings is a great rio-was-johnny graceland/good girls crossover fic, and the only paige arkin/johnny tuturro fic in the gg tag

Rush by Azdaema is SOMEhow the only fic tagged beth boland/adrenaline????!?!?!??!?!!?

vile and yet devout by @inyoursheets is the first part of a very sexy brio grocery manager au (!!!!) and features background jt/annie marks/nancy (and is sadly the only fic using this tag)

Drop your defenses (and come into my arms) by @pynkhues is a magnificent mar(r)y pat/mick series!!! (ship of ships!!!) AND the first part is also tagged as boomer/pain, which is truly one of the most important gg ships

your thighs, my throne by ElasticElla is SOMEhow the only diane/phoebe donnegan fic?!!!

Falling for her incognito by @misshazelevers20 is the only fic tagged diane x rhea & it’s a lotta fun! (althoooo  listening through the airshaft by @mego42 (which is a fantastic multi-outsider pov fic about beth/rio) features rhea/diane!!!! and is that tagged thusly you ask? why no it is not)

Crush by @foxmagpie (which is a prequel piece for delinquents, and features silly sausage baby rio) is im pretty sure the only gg fic tagged original female character/original male character (which is uh...making me realise i def shouldve tagged one of my fics like that too, whoops ha)

gimme the dream by ElasticElla is the ONLY beth boland/amber dooley fic somehow!

Knock First by @bensonstablers is a v fun threesome fic, and the only one tagged as beth boland/rio/original male character(s)

ao3 & tags

Milkshakes by @bensonstablers (which is a LOVELY pre-canon beth/rio fic) is the only one tagged as emma boland & rio (although May The Moon’s Silvery Beams by @pynkhues is also deffo kinda an emma & rio fic i’d say?)

AITA for wanting to stop paying my wife’s “business partner” and yelling at her? by @lemoncupcake (which is!!! the most!!!! fun!!!!!!!!!!!) is the only fic tagged as dean boland & annie marks (one day im gonna add a fic to this tag though <3)

Like Icarus Who Flies to The Sun by kibasniper (which is great fitz pov) is the only fic tagged beth boland & james fitzpatrick

Earning her M.R.S. by oyhumbug (which i am obsessed with!!! it’s a high school au where beth & rio are the teachers!!! <3) is the only one tagged with: beth boland & judith boland, beth boland & original male character(s), beth boland & original female character(s) AND beth boland & ben marks!

Walk-Off by oyhumbug (which is a sweet baseball brio AU) is the only one tagged as: beth boland & sara hill (although ahem at the In Lumine chapter of Nest in the The Center and Circumference series by @pynkhues yknow), marcus & gretchen zorada, beth boland & gretchen zorada (side-eyeing more fics than i can be bothered to list haha)

Almost Checkmate by kibasniper is great creepy phoebe pov, and it’s the only phoebe donnegan & ruby hill fic

ao3 vs. tags

i don’t think there are any of these?! im not sure this is a relationship style you can tag on ao3?! what gives, beth vs. rio is the ship of ships!!!!

tumblr-only fic (for now, grr)

I don’t think there IS any beth/phoebe tag tagged fic on ao3, but! there is a great phoebe pov beth/phoebe tumblr ficlet from @nakedmonkey (put it up on ao3 too though you monster?!)

never say never by @foxmagpie does not YET include any beth/rio/diane BUT here’s a sneak peak!

the untagged

Show Me by @janejoens isn’t tagged as beth boland/rio/original female character(s), but also that kiiiinda is what’s going on? also, it’s excellent, as is the entire series!

Working On Things by odenkirk is not tagged as beth boland/dean boland/rio(/phone) but i think that’s a reassssonably accurate description of the dynamic?! also, it’s incredible!

Touch (without leaving a trace) by @sdktrs12 is a fantabulous ~brio gang bang fic (!!!!) which deffo features some beth/mr cisco amongst others. is it tagged for any relationships other than beth/rio? non

To Face Unafraid by @pynkhues (which is a delightful xmas fic & part of the C&C series) is at least in part about rio & judith boland’s relationship (!!!!) (and ok beth & judith’s too), but it’s not tagged as such

Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink by @misshazelevers20 (which is wonderfully entertaining outsider pov on brio) features mrs karpinski & hipster hitted barman (!!!!!!), yet is it tagged with that?! no it isn’t!

if no one is around you, say baby i love you, if you ain't running game by @medievalraven (which is a wonderful phoebe pov wire fic) is kind of.... phoebe & beth/rio? i dont think you can actually tag things like that on ao3, which now i think abt...is kinda unreasonable...? i don’t think there’s a single fic tagged beth boland & phoebe donnegan though, which is kinda wild??

Both Sides of the Law by @joeyjoeylee (THE law school au!!!!) deffo has plenty of rio & gretchen zorada but isnt tagged for that (again i dont think there’s any fic tagged thusly? w i l d ! )

Copper Kisses by @missmaxime definitely has some beth boland/rio/jim turner Vibes but isnt tagged with that (is my fic with similar vibes tagged any better? no but ok im not the one on trial am i)

.....so ughhh i might go add some relationship tags of my own to my bookmarks is i think what im saying haha (or more like think abt it & then not do it which is practically the same thing right?)

addendums

I shouldn’t need to rec your own fic to you (although you do seem to have forgotten it?! ha) but i also can’t let an opp to rec: But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder (by @bourbon-ontherocks) pass! a fic where dean complains abt his sex dreams abt rio to you the reader inaugurating the dean boland & reader relationship tag which was better than i could possibly have imagined!!!!!! so good!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

also! there are several gg fics tagged with no relationship/s (some of which confused me, I mean Sure am using you (by Aniara) isn’t tagged as rio/original female character? anyway it’s amazing, but that’s not a single-use tag so i digress).

no tag is i guess def not a single use (lack of) tag, but i feel like these probs don’t get recced much so here’s one:

Under no illusions by mallanghours (is this basically a dean & rio fic...you decide! haha)

anyway! back to the original point haha.... indeed, do all come tell me about the relationship tags you (will) inaugurate w/ your gg fic (existing or to-tag or to-write)!!! and/or which of these thus far ~single-use tags you plan to fill up??!!!!