"please tell me you don't love me, please" "... I,.. Why do you want that" "Shi Hou please I need to let go, please just tell me so I can let go" "Liu'er, I I can't do that, I"
By this point they're inches apart, just one movement and it'll be over . "... stop me"
no you don't understand i am sick i am unwell i am going into cardiac arrest i am deranged i am clinically insane and the next virgin mary and i am never going to die
The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):
This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:
They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.
anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me