#am i wrong??))

[pocket-watcher]

You don’t know the big three, I KNOW the big three:

Evil brainwashing AI, beautiful evil sirens, and hungry vampires looking for thralls

[soydyke]

Geniunely for some reason this is the most coupley photo they have

[myheadhurtscutely]

IM SO TIRED OF SEEING UNBURT!VADER. don’t get me wrong those fics are incredible and i’m being over dramatic but i love my crispy tater chip, like let me put his healing ointment on pleasee. Let me braid his little wisps of hair left. Let me REASSURE MY BABYGIRL!!!

[ladywaterfall]

on my online quest for Esmeralda merch I saw this bewildering shirt from Zara, actually licensed (!) from Disney

the movie?? takes place in?? France??

[morningstarbee]

Hannibal uses more mature terms of endearment like "dear" and "darling" and "beloved" on Will, but Will absolutely calls him "baby" and Hannibal likes it even though he pretends he doesn't

[mimihanyuu]

Mitsuri: :D

Obanai: she could fix me

[luminoustarlight]

i am absolutely convinced anakin would be so bratty and needy when he’s sick. like he would be TESTING your patience. here's how i imagine anakin being sick going:

"i made you some soup, ani"

"i don't want soup," he pouts and crosses his arms

"you need to eat"

"i don't want to eat."

"fine," you say, walking out the door and taking the soup with you.

fifteen minutes later anakin calls for you and tells you he's hungry.

"here's your soup."

"it's cold!"

"then i guess you should've eaten it when i made it"

he sticks his lip out at you again, giving you no option but to cave and heat up his soup

he'd also just be so sick of being sick

"i feel fine. i need to get back out there and fight."

"you have a fever. you're literally sweating through your robe"

"nuh uh, that's just my manly sweat"

"nice try. get back in bed"

"only if you come back with me"

"no, you're full of germs"

"you're mean"

"anakin, if we both get sick someone will be suspicious. i've already been around the temple too long."

"told you you should've let me stay at your apartment."

"that's even more suspicious"

in terms of him being needy, he'd CONSTANTLY be asking you for things like more water, more blankets because he's cold, more pillows because he's uncomfortable... oh, but you want to know what the real kicker was? when he couldn't find the kriffing remote because it was buried under all of his blankets and pillows.

"anakin skywalker, you are on my last nerve"

"you love me"

"that is up for debate"

"you wound me, sweetheart"

and then despite your best efforts, you wind up coming down with the same infection. how do we think anakin would take care of you?

[blu3b3rrynightmar3]

yall is it bad that we want someone to make an animation/edit of bill cipher or billford using the song mother ate by Jane Bell?? Like bill definitely ate lmao

oh and a billford one with toxic energy by blackbear & the used

rahhhhhh ok buh-byeeeee fellow bill obsessed beings/things

[ozarkthedog]

Chris Evans’ “Sexiest Man Alive” Photoshoot hitting some fanfic tropes—

Sugar Daddy/DADDY

Biker

Farm Boy/Cowboy

Loner Alpha that lives in a cabin

Dads Best Friend

[abandonedtennisball]

Y’all ever think about how at the time of trb, blue and Maura have been holding the st marks eve church watch for 10 yrs. So for most of those years, there were holding the watch Very Close to Noah’s body.

[imobsessed123]

Okay take a deep breath cause I’m about to start rambling

So people (It’s me. I’m people) have been wondering who Fitz is going to end up with sense sofitz obv isn’t going to be endgame

Personally I think- unless Sophie manages to completely change the elves government- Fitz is going to end up a Counciller. With the Vacker Legacy to worry about, becoming a Counciller would be ideal for Fitz. He is such a great telepath that he probably could do it. This also makes it so he doesn’t have to worry about finding a love interest, which is good because he hasn’t had a lot of romantic moments so far

EXCEPT

For Linh. I feel like most people ship them, which is very understandable. They’re opposites, and Linh could easily calm him down when he’s angry. In Stellarlune, sophies first person for Fitz having a crush on is Linh. (She hadn't done anything wrong- but that didn't mean that Fitz wasn't going to feel hurt and betrayed once he found out. And she'd probably feel the same way if she'd told him she wanted to get back together and he'd run off and kissed Linh or Marella or someone a few weeks later.)

So…. Yeah idk

tag list (sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged)

@myfairkatiecat @autistic-daydreamer @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @keefe-- sencen @prestonmonterey @swans-chirping-in-the-distance @sasharcyreal

[whatarewedoingdude]

And if I said Nigel lmao😭

[h0-nk]

Yall gotta hear me out on this

SPIVE IS JUST YURI CREEK

[johnmurphysgirl]

Merlin: i hate that stupid prat, Arthur

Arthur: *competes in a deadly tournament*

Merlin: YEAH GO ARTHUR ... i-i mean, die?

[isamoa]

why do ppl write smut for yuji and megumi arent they like 15

[thefeyisgay]

apollos character in pjo is always so funny to me because like, you have just handed the fandom a whore, wrapped up in a little bow.