#amanda oakley

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[louthesawgirl]

Saw x Strictly- How I’d pair up characters & how well they’d do (long shitpost)

This is probably a post nobody asked for but I’m gonna do it anyways.

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So if you’re not familiar with Strictly Come Dancing, it’s a reality competition show where celebrities get paired with professional dancers to learn and perform ballroom & Latin dancing. In the U.K, it’s a national obsession in the autumn and as the launch (pairing up) show just aired, I figured what if I combined both of my hyperfixations together- Strictly & Saw?

Here’s how I’d pair up Saw characters with professional dancers on the show and how far they’d probably go in the competition.

Adam Stanheight

Partner: Jowita (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/37TFtVM2jqYmfPGFp9Cj3NK/jowita-przystal)

I feel like Adam would be really shy on the dancefloor initially but could prove a dark horse. His song choices would consist of mostly alternative & rock music that may not work with each dance.

Mark Hoffman

Partner: Luba (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4BBntjb43XQWY3wXRXBbpgJ/luba-mushtuk)

I feel like Mark would be really confident at the Latin dances like cha cha but would struggle with slow, elegant dances like waltz or foxtrot. His best dance would be a tango or a cha cha.

Dr Cecilia Pederson

Partner: Johannes (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4xtShnS9l3dZR7JpKbZFRbJ/johannes-radebe)

Cecilia would be a really good dancer both in ballroom and with the Latin. She seems like she could absolutely slay an Argentine tango with intense kicks and passion.

Dr Lawrence Gordon

Partner: Lauren (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/49659smpn858hH9FM9dVVJ/lauren-oakley)

Larry seems like he’d be a ballroom boy. He’d be a little awkward at the Latin dances but for foxtrot, he’d do good. His best dance would probably be a foxtrot or tango.

Amanda Young

Partner: Katya (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/58cX5MHzgN1dRlvpV4NTYYg/katya-jones)

Amanda would be a frontrunner and would slay a paso doble.

Daniel Rigg

Partner: Amy (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/2nXjFzBvrgvH4sH1GzyddqD/amy-dowden)

Daniel would definitely go far. He seems like he’d have so much rhythm but also elegance. He gives me “would be good at a rumba on Strictly” vibes which is something you can’t say about most men.

Lindsey Perez

Partner: Nikita (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/5mQLZXYSrW4Jrg5mHKmLgjm/nikita-kuzmin)

Lindsey would very likely reach the final. My headcanon is that Lindsey did street dance & has a soft spot for some musical theatre. She’d slay a salsa and jive.

Peter Strahm

Partner: Nancy (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/2BwLYh5tQK1Z19DyRjRxdPG/nancy-xu)

Peter seems like he’d do really well at the sharp dances like a tango, paso or Argentine tango.

Simone Bethson

Partner: Gorka (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/54g42sGcLzGrr04HSYZFT9P/gorka-marquez)

Simone would be really good at the Latin dances.

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Hope you’ve enjoyed my incredibly British Saw shitpost.

[scentofdriedflowers]

excuse meeee

THIS IS WHAT I MISSED!!! This is what I always wanted!!! Married Rollisi working together a case!

And Amanda being at the shooting range with Fin??! oooh I love it!! did you see her face?! this is promising! also Annie Oakley is back I see lol! always the best! 💪

Rollins + Fin

Rollins + Liv

Rollins + Carisi at work and at home with the kids (because we know this from Peter interview)

Whaaaaaa This is more than I thought we would ever get, is she coming back back to us or we delulu bad?! I need to knoooow

Anyway that's my SVU, that's my family squad

I MISSED HER! She's coming back to us😭😭

[lightleckrereins]

The end of an era: Six cruise productions have officially closed

13 productions (plus two cancelled ones), four and a half years and 103 queens later. A chaotic but iconic era in six history is over.

Candace Furbert, Hazel Karooma-Brooker, Caitlin Tipping, Sophie Golden, Alicia Corrales, Viquichele Cross, Natalie Pilkington, Bryony Duncan, Lori McLare, Jasmine Jia Yung Shen, Kelly Sweeney, Amy Bridges, Jessica Niles, Georgia Carr, Amelia Walker, Liv Alexander, Elizabeth Walker, Jade Marvin, Lucy Aiston, Gabriella Stylianou, Scarlet Gabriel, Rebecca Wickes, Megan Leung, Abbi Hodgson, Sophie-Rose Middleton, Artemis Chrisoulakis, Ellie Sharpe, Melinda Porto, L'Oréal Roaché, Wesley Carpenter, Maya Christian, Brianna Brito Mooney, Meghan Dawson, Marilyn Caserta, Ashlee Waldbauer, Lauren Irving, Danielle Mendoza, Shelby Griswold, Kennedy Monica Carstens, Abigail Sparrow, Jarynn Whitney, Madeline Fansler, Channing Weir, Gabbi Mack, Casey Esbin, Ellie Wyman, Sasha Renae Brown, Nicole Lamb, Aja Simone Baitey, Willow Dougherty, Kayla McSorley, Jessie Bodner, Jasmine Hackett, Janice Rijssel, Lucia Valentino, Elena Breschi, Princess Sasha Victomé, Rae Davenport, Gianna Grosso, Kathryn Kilger, Reca Oakley, Jillian Worthing, Bethany McDonald, Sunayna Smith, Hannah Taylor, Sarah McFarlane, Eden Holmes, Fiorella Bamba, Lucinda Wilson, Haley Izurieta, Caitlyn De Kuyper, Amanda Simone Lee, Gabriella Boumford, Meghan Corbett, Analise Rios, Ruby Gibbs, Cydney Clark, Caroline Siegrist, Eloise Lord, Deirdre Duncan, Audrey Fisher, Lorren Santo-Quinn, Billie Kerr Amelia Atherton, Giulia Marolda, Izzy Formby-Jackson, Laura Blair, Maddison Firth, Emily Harrigan, Kara-Ami McCreanor, Sadie Hurst, Adrianna Glover, Alizé Ke'Aloha Cruz, Kristina Walz, Chelsea Lorraine Wargo, Emily Rose Lyons, Meg Dixon-Brasil, Lois Ellise, Jasmine Smith, Jaelle Laguerre, Kate Zulauf, Brooke Aneece, Hannah Lawton

Plus Gabrielle Davina Smith, Melissa Ford, Kaylah Attard, Fia Houston- Hamilton, Rhiannon Bacchus and Rhiannon Doyle who were set to join Breakaway before lockdown.

[storiesofsvu]

Axe throwing competition between detectives and the DA office instead of softball? XP

Omg. Now THAT would be pretty fucking amazing.

Casey would obviously still dominate.

Amanda, being the annie oakley she is, would do pretty well.

Amaro would be all talk & absolutely suck.

Carisi would hope he could show off but honestly would be kinda freaked out & thinks it isnt really safe.

Peter would be up their with Casey kicking ass.

Dodds would do okay, nothing spectacular, but nothing horrible.

Barba would go in with a “you know this is a terrible idea, right?” And then be completely true to his word & miss every time.

Liv would be somewhere in the middle & by the end she’s hit at least one bullseye.

I think Kat would also dominate that shit.

But the biggest surprise out of the night is Alex hitting a bullseye on her first try. Everyone says its beginners luck, but she continues to hit it every time & is quietly smug about it.

[thena0315]

Amanda Rollins will always be Annie Oakley

14x15 (2013)

21x19 (2020)

25x11 (2024)

[janedances]

“It’s impossible to be in love with all the six queens’

The Six queens in question:

Megan Gilbert, Ashleigh Weir, Holly Musgrave, Oliver Wickham, Annabel Marlow, Shimali De Silva, Renee Lamb, Christina Modestou, Natalie Paris, Genesis Lynea, Aimie Atkinson, Izuka Hoyle, Jaye’J Richards-Noel, Millie O’Connell, Alexia McIntosh, Maiya Quansah-Breed, Grace Mouat, Vicki Manser, Courtney Stapleton, Adrianna Hicks, Andrea Macaseat, Abby Mueller, Brittney Mack, Samantha Pauly, Anna Uzele, Mallory Maedke, Nicole Kyoung-Mi Lambert, Courtney Mack, Shantel Cribbs, Courtney Bowman, Sophie Isaacs, Danielle Steers, Zara Macintosh, Cherelle Jay, Hana Stewart, Collette Guitart, Candace Furbert, Hazel Karooma-Brooker, Caitlin Tipping, Sophie Golden, Alicia Corrales-Connor, Viquichele Cross, Bryony Duncan, Natalie Pilkington, Lori McLare, Amy Bridges, Lauren Drew, Maddison Bulleyment, Lauren Byrne, Shekinah McFarlane, Jodie Steele, Athena Collins, Cassandra Lee, Jennifer Caldwell, Harriet Watson, Jasmine Shen, Kelly Sweeney, Jessica Niles, Georgia Carr, Amelia Walker, Liv Alexander, Elizabeth Walker, Maddison Firth, Laura Blair, Chloe Zuel, Kala Gare, Loren Hunter, Kiana Daniele, Courtney Monsma, Vidya Makan, Ella Burns, Karis Oka, Shannen Alyce-Quan, Jade Marvin, Lucy Aiston, Gabriella Stylianou-Burns, Scarlet Gabriel, Rebecca Wickes, Megan Leung, Sophie Rose Middleton, Abbi Hodgson, Kara Ami Mcraenor, Emily Harrigan, Gabrielle Smith, Melissa Ford, Kaylah Attard, Fia Houston-Hamilton, Rhiannon Bacchus, Rhiannon Doyle, Carly Mercedes Dyer, Elena Gyasi, Keirsten Hodgens, Artemis Chrisoulakis, Ellie Sharpe, Sadie Hurst, Melinda Porto, L’Oreal Roache, Wesley Carpenter, Maya Christian, Brianna Mooney, Meghan Dawson, Marilyn Caserta, Ashlee Waldbauer, Adrianna Glover, Alize Ke’Aloha Cruz, Kristina Walz, Amy Di Bartolomeo, Amanda Lindgren, Claudia Kariuki, Dionne Ward-Anderson, Tsemaye Bob-Egbe, Meesha Turner, Paisley Billings, Danielle Rose, Roxanne Couch, Esme Rothero, Rachel Rawlinson, Lauren Irving, Danielle Mendoza, Shelby Griswold, Kennedy Carstens, Abigail Sparrow, Jarynn Whitney, Madeline Fansler, Channing Weir, Princess Victomé, Sunayna Smith, Chloë Hart, Casey Al-Shaqsy, Aiesha Pease, Jaina Brock-Patel, Alana Robinson, Grace Melville, Leesa Tulley, Harriet Caplan-Dean, Khaila Wilcoxon, Storm Lever, Jasmine Forsberg, Olivia Donalson, Didi Romero, Gabriela Carrillo, Cassie Silva, Kelly Denice Taylor, Erin Ramirez, Kelsee Kimmel, Phoenix Mendoza, Chelsea Dawson, Chiara Assetta, Cristina D’Agostino, Joy Woods, Bre Jackson, Keri Rene Fuller, Brennyn Lark, Ayla Ciccone-Burton, Holli’ Conway, Brianna Javis, Gabbi Mack, Casey Esbin, Ellie Wyman, Sasha Renae Brown, Nicole Lamb, Aja Simone Baitey, Willow Dougherty, Kayla McSorely, Emily Rose Lyons, Chelsea Wargo, Hannah Taylor, Jessie Bodner, Jasmine Hackett, Janice Rijssel, Lucia Valentino, Elena Breschi, Meg Dixon-Brasil, Sarah McFarlane, Reca Oakley, Gerianne Perez, Zan Berube, Amina Faye, Terica Marie, Aline Mayagoitia, Sydney Parra, Jana Larell Glover, Taylor Pearlstein, Aryn Bohannon, Cecilia Snow, Rhianne Louise McCaulsky, Baylie Carson, Koko Basigara, Monique Ashe Palmer, Leah Vassell, Hailee Kaleem Wright, Leandra Ellis Gaston, Bella Coppola, Nasia Thomas, Zoe Jensen, Taylor Iman Jones, Aubrey Matalon, Kristina Leopold, Rae Davenport, Gianna Grosso, Kathryn Kilger, Bethany McDonald, Jillian Worthing, Haley Izurieta, Jasmine Smith, Lois Ellise Reeves, Alyssa Giannetti, Eden Holmes, Jaelle Laguerre, Kate Zulauf, Lee ARumSoul, Son Seungyeon Kim Ji Woo, Sophiya Pae, Park Hye-na, Park Ga-Ram, Kim Ji Sun, Choi Hyun-sun, Kim Ryeo Won, Heo Sol-ji, Yoo Ju-hye, Hong Ji Hee, Nicole Louise Lewis, Laura Dawn Pyatt, Erin Caldwell, Kenedy Small, Lou Henry, Aoife Haakenson, Ellie Jane Grant, Izi Maxwell, Tamara Morgan, Shakira Simpson, Fiorella Bamba, Lucinda Wilson, Caitlyn De Kuyper, Amanda Lee, Gabriella Boumford, Audrey Fisher, Brooke Aneece, Jaz Robinson, Julia Pulo, Maggie Lacasse, Krystal Hernández, Elysia Cruz, Lauren Mariasoosay, Julia McLellan, Darcy Stewart, Hailey Lewis

[scoutthegoose]

horror au character post

Bill "Jigsaw" Cipher - Bill Denbrough, John Kramer/Jigsaw

Will Cipher- Georgie Denbrough

Kill Cipher - Freddy Krueger

Xavier Rotom - Amanda Young

Oakley Solitary (Self sona) - Dr. Lawrence Gordon

Norman Polk - Adam Stanheight

Bolvadeer Rotom - Peter Strahm

Michael Hoffman - Hoffman (obviously 💀)

Goliath - Grim Reaper

Abrahm Valentin - Victor Frankenstein

Dovahcom/Dovahmoria - Jekyll and Hyde (but robot ',:) )

Sammy Lawrence - Leatherface / Jedediah Sawyer

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Friend oc: Shadow Slayer - Grim Reaper #2

Koren - Detective Maric (couldn't pick a character for him to be so he gets his own new place)

Bella - Jill Tuck-Kramer

[dufrau]

Top 5 titles of fics you've written? (Not the fics themselves, just your fave titles)

Most of my titles are from songs so it feels wrong to claim any kind of ownership over them so my FAVORITE favorites are the ones that are not song titles. But some of the song titles just work so well as titles that those are my favorites too?

5. My Piece of Land. This title and this song just work so well for this story to me that I don't feel bad at all about borrowing it. Thank you Amanda Shires you can have 100% of the zero dollars I will ever make from this.

4. Into Dust. Again Mazzy Star take my nonexistent royalties but this title and vibe are a perfect match to the story I have no regrets.

3. If We Were Crocodiles. I just like the word crocodiles a lot, I think it's memorable. Technically this title is a reference to If We Were Vampires by Jason Isbell but like a crocodile is very different from a vampire so I would call it a transformative work lol.

2. Entirely On Purpose and According To Plan. I just made this up and I really like it as a phrase and as a title and as a title for this story in particular.

tits out for annie oakley. This is so stupid it comes back around again to perfect in my opinion. It's silly and memorable. I think this story came out sweeter than I expected it to and the silliness of the title plays nicely with that. Like I think the title is sort of raunchy at a glance but once youve read the story its actually just cute? I don't know! It's also just funny! Sometimes i just like to do the stupidest thing!

[calypso-finale]

Thirty Five.

I sometimes forget that I am pregnant, I really do. This pregnancy is a breeze for me, I am so happy and blessed that it is calm for me as my last one. The only time I really remember I am pregnant is when I see the bump, other then that the baby is just relaxing and growing, I am happy. I don’t want to be stressed out like I was with my others, I feel like this one may be a girl though, I feel it in my bones, but we are leaving this one to the last minute, we will find out once I give birth to it, I mean I am over gender reveals anyways, also I rather tell the world once I have had it so I can have my own sanity from the media and the press. I am enjoying just being a mother at home, leaving Tianna and Amanda to do the running around while I be in bed and read emails, I am loving life, this is how my retirement should be like, I deserve it. I say retirement but it’s far from that, I am just stepping back. Spending time with my younger ones and Imani. Took her to Marvel studios, she got a role in a Marvel movie, playing one of the children and I am so proud of her, I want her to be whatever she wants to be, she even got a speaking role, so I am proud of her, I have been going there with her, helping her, watching over her. Chris has been dealing with the boys, so life is good. I mean my kids are drama but it’s not the life changing one, Rylee did that to us already, we are now just moving on as a family and really just trying to live life. Also Aziel is one today, I am so excited to spoil my grandbaby but he is going to be spoilt with a lot of love because we are having his party here at the house, at first Rylee was going to do it in London but I think something happened, she is doing it to spite his mother, something like that but that is Rylee’ problem and family, not mine like she doesn’t want me involved so she can deal with it I guess. I am glad she agreed to letting us have his party here though, it was more Chris asking and pushing for it but then also that baby father of hers agreed to it too, I am glad they aren’t together but we still have to deal with him being here for the party, I wish he would just let it go and get gone.

My home is being decorated of course, anything for my grandbaby really. My family are here, Joyce is here too, I am glad my mom and Joyce can be in the same room now really but everyone is here, they are all turning up for his birthday, we love a good party no matter the occasion but Rylee doesn’t even know the theme, no nothing. She arrived yesterday but is staying in a hotel. She is still sore with me, cordial but sore with me. We just speak somewhat but it isn’t as it was, I won’t support shit like Oakley, I never did. I faked it “going all out? I am shocked you haven’t bought him a jet” I laughed at Jah “soon, I will. My grandbaby deserves the world, his handsome little face” poking my lips out “hey bitch” kissing Jah’ cheek “and me!” Mel said, rolling my eyes and kissing her cheek too “no more, kisses to you all” waving at Jen, Tina and Amanda “I am glad you all are here, this is a child party but an adult too, some point these kids will sleep” sitting on the bar stool “you just want to watch every one fall, with her pregnant ass, we know your game” I could help but smile because it’s fun being sober “well what can I say” I chuckled, I sighed out “Rylee should be here soon” I mumbled “with her new man” I added “what!?” Mel spat “new what!?” Noella spat too “new man” I repeated “now what happened to the skinny white man?” Jah asked, I just smiled and shrugged “you will see him but he gone, deleted. I will never forgive him for getting her pregnant, dickhead” shaking my head “so Rylee is dating who now?” Mel asked “Brian, the guy she walked the runway with, she is with him. He will be here, so will Oakley so yeah, should be fun for her” Mel pulled a face “she isn’t over Oakley, she just jumped into that Robbie, why you ain’t stopping it?” I shrugged “you are so nasty like, Rylee into a new relationship” Jah said “it’s her life, if she wants her son to have a new baby daddy, let her” I shrugged.

Smiling at the picture of Aziel at his first birthday cake smash photoshoot, how adorable and happy he is. This is the picture you see when you walk in “cute isn’t it” nodding my head “he deserve it all, he is going to be so spoilt, with love of course” I sighed out, Chris and I made our way outside because Rylee is here now, I smiled seeing her get out, she isn’t even ready but I told her to get changed here “welcome home baby” Chris said walking over to her, Brian is here and I had to laugh because she is letting it happen, not my problem “dad this is Brian, Brian, my dad” she said, I took in a deep breath trying to not smile too much, now this is a man, a perfect one for my daughter “and my mom, I don’t need to announce her now” Brian laughed “not at all, thank you for allowing me to come into your home. Appreciate it” shaking his hand, Chris looked at me but it was more of a side eye then anything, he doesn’t like it and he doesn’t agree with this whole thing but I told him it isn’t his problem, she wants a new man, let her. As long as he treats her good “you come out here for Aziel party, shocking��� Chris said “yeah, support Rylee of course. He is part of her life, so it’s mine too” Chris wants to say more but he didn’t, he needs to back off and leave it to them because honestly, Rylee needs an actual man and not a mouse.

Pointing at Junior “I want you to tell me when Oakley comes ok? And best behaviour too” Junior nodded his head, walking off to go upstairs. I am happy my kids are all home, Tianna is here so I think I need to get both Rylee and Ti to talk at some point too. Smiling at Brian as he come out of the bedroom, I don’t like this set up at all, it’s not logical like Robyn thinks “hey” walking by him and then reaching over knocking on the door, I am not going to walk into the room “come in!” Rylee said, pushing open the door, Aziel is asleep on the bed, he needs to get his sleep in, he can then show out after “dad” Rylee said “Rylee” closing the door behind me “do you think it was wise allowing another man near your son” I had to say it, I mean I don’t agree with it at all. Rylee just looked at me “does he interact with Aziel like that?” I asked “yeah, there is pictures of us in London and everything, Aziel is there” licking my top lip “you know this is moving fast, it’s never a good thing. How does the actual dad feel?” I asked “I don’t ask, Wadz takes Aziel to him, and the whole him coming here for the birthday was told, I didn’t give him the chance to deny it so if he does come, he does. We don’t speak, at all. Also Brian doesn’t want me to interact with him like that, but he is good with Aziel” shaking my head “so you don’t know he is coming, you know this will not end well, you jumped into another too fast” Rylee swallowed hard “it’s life” she mumbled and went back to doing her thing, trying to get ready for the party.

These kids and their problems “Chris” staring at this guy “oh Brian” I said “Brian, here is your drink” Robyn said, squinting my eyes and looking at Jah, I am sure Robyn caused shit with Oakley, she plays too much and these games are nasty, I know my daughter and I know she wants one thing “I will be back” I walked off “he is a handsome man isn’t he” Jah said laughing “I suppose” making my way outside, the place looks so good. I really love when Robyn gets her design on, she is very artistic in that sense with what she does “is everything ok?” Brian asked me “yeah why?” turning to him “just want to get along with the family, I don’t want us to have hostility” side eyeing him “look, I am not going to make the same mistake as I did before. Just mind your business. All I know is that your intentions with my daughter better be real” Brian nodded his head “I am not joking, you don’t know me at all. Junior” he ran towards me “Central Cee is here dad” I laughed “thank you” he actually came, after Rylee said that she was unsure he will and she told him “best behaviour now” walking to see him “I thought he wouldn’t come” Robyn said “he is the father, I would come. And I did several times didn’t I” Robyn rolled her eyes, Junior is walking with me like he is the boss of this home “why you walking like you own shit?” I said to him “I am security” I laughed “you right son, you next in line to protect the home” he is funny.

Oakley is here with a few friends actually “good seeing you walking and breathing” I dapped Oakley “thank you” dapping Wadz “you bought the gang over I see” I said looking at them “awkward ini, can’t be alone now” he has a point “Kairo right?” I said, I am sure it is “yeah yeah” nodding my head “cool, yeah. Come in, I am glad you came, it’s a big day for big A right” I said, “yeah it is, not seen him for a while” I squinted my eyes “really” stuffing my hands in my pockets “this home is brazy” Kairo mumbled "thank you, no need to leave my home, it’s a crazy place but how come you ain’t seeing Aziel, I thought you were?” Oakely rubbed the back of his neck “she allows me to facetime him, when Wadz comes he is always asleep or whatever. I said it to her and she goes oh I am in this place overseas, then I said look you either let me see him or we going court, then Rih messaged Wadz and said that if I take Rylee court for visitation that she will chew me up so then at that point, I went to the apartment myself this time, next man opens the door I didn’t know he was even living there with my son and it kicked off” rubbing my chin “wow, where have I been” I said, I have to laugh because what the fuck “so you know he is here for the birthday” Oakley looked at Wadz “man” looking away from him, I didn’t know any of this “I wasn’t welcome in your home but you let him in off the bat, that is crazy” I swallowed hard “I didn’t know any of this, I promise you” this is a mess “he is here, but I can’t have you kicking off. None of you can, I can’t have that” I really can’t “Rylee is playing a game, a game Rih is playing, she is playing a game” Oakley turned away, he is angry “bro” Wadz walked off with him “we should have run up on him ages ago, fuck that model” Kairo said, I have these roadmen in my home, I just stared off.

I am no babysitter but looks like I am going to be, Robyn is looking at me as I walked through the home with Oakley, I am pissed with her so I just ignored her “whew” Jah said “man, this is rich” Kairo is more amazed at the house, looking at Kairo “walk” I said to him, as I looked to him Oakley just shot off towards Brian, lowkey I just stared because maybe his smug ass needs “Chris” Robyn spat “oh yeah” making my way outside “leave him” Wadz said “Oakley, come on now. This isn’t about him” Oakley can fight, that is a strong skinny guy “get off him” dragging him away “just leave it” I said “allow it man, he is crying about his face cuz” Wadz said and then helped me “Chris you know this is wrong, he in there with my child you think that is ok” pushing him to the corner “allow it Cench, allow it” I didn’t know any of this shit was happening, looking at Brian oh he really hurt him too and Robyn is not happy “I need you all to just calm it” walking over to Oakley “this is not it, I won’t have this in the home” looking at Robyn “go inside” I said to her “no Chris” frowning at her “go inside?” I said to her again and she knew I meant it “we fighting people” Junior said “stop it son, come here. Just relax” he is so angry; I didn’t know any of this was happening.

Oakley never smokes, he is such a clean freak and he is smoking “this ain’t you” I pointed half laughing “mhmmm” I sighed out “look, I didn’t know this. I haven’t been too into the Rylee drama, I wouldn’t ever be for that. I am sorry like, when I found out she had another boyfriend I didn’t think he met Aziel either, until recently. I just need you to not kick off, I know what it is like to be the bad guy. My daughter said she loves you and I believe she does, that is something she wouldn’t lie about either. Her acting this way is acting out, so I think but just relax” he passed me his cigarette “you don’t want it” he shook his head “I am tired of this shit, like I am. Just the lies, she wouldn’t let me see him and I don’t get her problem because she switched it up on me and made out I wasn’t” Oakley looked behind me “you really causing a fight” looking behind me “you literally have a random guy here at my son birthday party, who is this guy? Are you serious, you have allowed your mom to take over” stepping to the side “Oakley you have literally made your bed, you was ok to be messing with Kenza” he groaned out “I didn’t mess with no Kenza! You’re literally hearing yourself, you the one walking with some guy, you switched up” he pointed “you hurt me” Rylee said to him “hurt you? I didn’t do a thing, you’re just hearing yourself” walking towards Rylee “just go in and forget it, can we just have a good time for Aziel, both of you. Can we do this for him” I said, I can’t be dealing with this “he holds my son then I will switch” he said “you hurt me Oakley” she walked off “not the one with another man that your mom set you with” this is going to be intense.

[walkthroughtrees]

Experimental/Background/Guest Muses

(Ash is still the main muse here, but I want his siblings to show up in threads from time to time, so here they are~)

Name: Oakley Briarwood

Age: 29

Gender: Female

Appearance: curly blond hair, hazel eyes, average build, 5’7”, calloused hands

FC: Hilarie Burton

Personality: caring, compassionate, worrywart, knowing, intelligent, stand-offish at times, finds it hard to communicate her own feelings but will always listen to others, puts others’ needs before her own.

Powers/Abilities: clairvoyance(she often has prophetic dreams and can see brief glimpses of the future when she looks into her crystal ball), mind reading, excellent listener, great at multitasking.

Languages: English, Latin, German

Flaws/Weaknesses: She worries about others far more than she worries about her own well-being, prone to overworking and burnout, and is a mortal.

Ethnicity: white

Nationality: American

Sexuality: lesbian

Education: graduated from high school in her small hometown in Virginia, got her bartending certification from a school in New York.

Style: Casual, biker/rocker inspired, with a bit of a southern twist. Band t-shirts, comfy jeans, jackets with various punk patches, and cowboy boots.

Profession: Owner and proprietor of the Rotten Fox bar, fortune teller (in secret).

Family: Rowan Briarwood (father, alive), Janet Briarwood (mother, deceased), Liesel Stein-Briarwood (stepmother, alive), Cinder Stein-Briarwood (stepsister, alive), Thoran Briarwood (half brother, alive), Ash Briarwood (half brother, alive).

Name: Cinder Stein-Briarwood

Age: 26

Gender: Female

Appearance: long and wavy blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’2”, slim build, big smile, usually has black acrylic nails.

FC: Amanda Seyfried

Personality: Bubbly, ambitious, outgoing, mysterious, friendly, a little bit hyperactive, eccentric, bold, studious, dedicated, loyal, doesn’t like to be left out, is afraid of being alienated by her siblings, studies ancient languages as a hobby, can be obsessive, doesn’t believe in crystal healing (or essential oils) but collects and sells rocks/crystals/fossils in her shop because she thinks they’re neat.

Powers/Abilities: genius level intellect, decent multitasker, learns languages ridiculously quickly, currently learning everything she can about witchcraft and the occult.

Languages: English, Latin, German, Old English(can only read), Spanish, French, Italian, Hebrew(can only read), Aramaic (can only read), Arabic, Egyptian Hieroglyphs(can read/write).

Flaws/Weaknesses: mortal, tends to obsess over things to the point of losing track of time and forgetting to take care of herself.

Ethnicity: white

Nationality: Austrian, American (dual citizenship)

Sexuality: Straight

Education: graduated high school in a small town in Virginia, has a master’s degree in anthropology and in ancient studies(she wants to go back for a PhD, but is currently taking a break from university).

Style: Dark academia meets whimsigoth

Profession: Owner and proprietor of an occult and mystic shop by the name of the Mystic Trove.

Family: Liesel Stein-Briarwood (mother, alive), Frederick Vogel (father, alive, estranged), Rowan Briarwood (stepfather, alive), Oakley Briarwood (stepsister, alive), Thoran Briarwood (half brother, alive), Ash Briarwood (half brother, alive)

Name: Thoran Briarwood

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Appearance: light brown fluffy hair cut into an undercut, hazel eyes, slim build, 5’10”, has several tattoos, including a crying stylized eye on the back of his hand.

FC: Jackson Rathbone

Personality: Theatrical, eccentric, cocky, morbid sense of humor, fascinated with the natural cycle of life and death, keeps a lid on his true emotions around those he doesn’t think he can trust(aka most people), cares a lot for his siblings, protective, ambitious, fears not being able to breathe, defiant, nonviolent, plays a villain way too well, enjoys making people squirm.

Powers/Abilities: great singer, fantastic actor, plays several instruments, can cause organic material to rot and decay, can grow mushrooms and use them as listening devices via his connection to their mycelium network if he focuses on said connection instead of what’s going on around him.

Languages: English and German.

Flaws/Weaknesses: mortality, short temper/hothead, egotistical.

Ethnicity: white

Nationality: American

Sexuality: bisexual

Education: graduated high school in his small Virginia hometown, currently working through a bachelors degree in performing arts.

Style: punk rock, heavy metal, goth. Lots of black, red, and purple. Lots of piercings and other jewelry. Almost always has a skull and crossbones somewhere on him.

Profession: budding actor trying to make it on Broadway

Family: Rowan Briarwood (father, alive), Liesel Stein-Briarwood (mother, alive, estranged), Oakley Briarwood (half sister, alive), Cinder Stein-Briarwood (half sister, alive), Ash Briarwood (brother, alive)

[njadastonearm]

2022 in books! All in all my best year for reading in a while -- I beat last year by 22 books and ~6500 pages. Thank you, audiobooks!

Full list below the cut. Favorites are bolded and marked with an asterisk.

Conjure Women by Afia Atakora

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

King Richard by Michael Dobbs

When Women Invented Television by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong

Destiny of the Republic by Candice Millard *

Uncommon Sense Teaching by Barbara Oakley, Beth Rogowsky, and Terrence J. Sejnowski

The Lost Founding Father by William J. Cooper

The Fossil Hunter by Shelley Emling

Velvet Was the Night by Silvia Moreno Garcia

If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look On My Face? by Alan Alda *

Coolidge by Amity Shlaes

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen *

My Heart Is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones *

The Quartet by Joseph J. Ellis

The Woman They Could Not Silence by Kate Moore *

The Bully Pulpit by Doris Kearns Goodwin

The Man From the Train by Bill James

How the Multiverse Got Its Revenge by K. Eason

I'll Be Gone In the Dark by Michelle McNamara

The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson

How to Write a Lot by Paul J. Silvia

The Truffle Underground by Ryan Jacobs

The Awakening by Kate Chopin *

Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff *

Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake

The Dark Descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein by Kiersten White

While Justice Sleeps by Stacey Abrams

What Lives in the Woods by Lindsay Currie

Time Is a Mother by Ocean Vuong *

Why Fish Don't Exist by Lulu Miller *

Arsenic and Adobo by Mia P. Manansala

The Chalk Man by C. J. Tudor

His Hideous Heart edited by Dahlia Adler

The Woman In the Library by Sulari Gentill

Persuasion by Jane Austen *

Misery by Stephen King *

The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek by Kim Michele Richardson

The Book Woman's Daughter by Kim Michele Richardson

Grant by Ron Chernow *

The Disappearing Spoon by Sam Kean

American Moonshot by Douglas Brinkley

The Axeman of New Orleans by Miriam C. Davis

Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson *

Sisters by Daisy Johnson *

A Woman Is No Man by Etaf Rum *

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloane

Gilead by Marilynne Robinson

The Motion of Puppets by Keith Donohue

Sherlock Holmes (Audiobook collection: The Adventure of the Empty House/The Adventure of the Devil's Foot/The Adventure of the Abbey Grange) by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum *

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller *

The Marvelous Land of Oz by L. Frank Baum

Sea of Tranquility by Emily St. John Mandel

Three Pianos by Andrew McMahon

Call Us What We Carry by Amanda Gorman

Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen

Ozma of Oz by L. Frank Baum

Dorothy and the Wizard In Oz by L. Frank Baum

I Hope This Finds You Well by Kate Baer

The Zealot and the Emancipator by H. W. Brands

[robotshq]

Happy Friday!!! liam payne, niall horan, kendall schmidt, james maslow, kristen stewart, robert pattinson, katrina stuart, sam golbach, colby brock, zoe sugg, alfie deyes, tyler oakley, troye sivan, the weeknd, the boys of waterparks, ariana grande, avan jogia, dylan minnette, katherine langford, jordan fisher, dove cameron, liam hemsworth, tom hiddleston, zac efron, vanessa hudgens, amanda seyfried, keke palmer, victoria justice, miranda cosgrove, nathan kress are some of our most wanted.  come bring them to us?

[collective-prime]

Names for system alters (Core’s name hoard)

Here are some names that our core has hoarded that could be used for an alter/ alters within your headspace

Esme

Freya

Amy

Amara

Aiko

Mila

Mina

Grace

Carys

Amanda

Amor

Suki

Philomena

Venus

Nayeli

Aimee

Valentina

Hana

Amorette

Kara

Milena

Amia

Aphrodite

Darlene

Bes

Caron

Amias

Amabilis

Arion

Ainsley

Akela

Ezhno

Farda

Inaie

Monisha

Reia

Deirdre

Enola

Perdita

Soleda

Solitaire

Sole

Phobus

Zilla

Valdis

Ainsley

Ekanta

Marisol

Soledad

Aarica

Ajea

Chardee

Ekdha

Kaivalya

Monia

Dominic

Aarick

Honja

Hitori

Tanamra

Bedad

Erendis

Ainsley

Aline

Lorna

Eindis

Monita

Solivita

Solita

Safara

Milena

Amias

Cara

Amorette

Imogen

Eros

Agapius

Liebe

Philemon

Amadeus

Mabel

Caron

Femi

Liba

Dariela

Darla

Pippa

Liev

Desi

Rhys

Ines

Lev

Alistar/Alistir

Astro

Cyrus

Cepheus

Cosmo

Gazza

Glar/Glark

Kef/Keff

Killian

Jupiter

Kylo

Nova/Novak

Exor

Stark

Xack

Xaiden

Xax

Vesper

Xan/Xani

Zarin

Zain/Zaim

Zahul

Zared/Zarek/Zareb

Apollo

Atlas

Fixir/Flixir/Fixlir

Pluto

Galileo

Toxi/Toxil

Sol

Oz/Ozz

Orix/Oriz

Velpie/Velpyn

Worix

Akrotiri

Aoki

Azraq

Muhammad.

Azul

Bleu

Bluford

Chandraneel

Chimalus

Clodwal

Indeevar

Indigo

Jainil

Vishnu

Jalaneel

Boy

Jaylin

Jayvee

Juggy

Linnaeus

Manikaant

Manikant

Manikanth

Manikantha

Marlais

Matlalhuitl

Nabanil

Nabh

Nabhas

Nabhendu

Nabhomandal

Nakesha

Neel

Neeladree

Neeladri

Neelakantha

Neelamani

Neelambar

Neelamber

Neelambir

Neelambuj

Neelamjot

Neelampaul

Neelampreet

Neelan

Neelanchal

Neelanjan

Neelaya

Neelinder

Neelkamal

Neelmani

Neelotpal

Nelesha

Nilakantha

Nilambaj

Nilambar

Shiva

Nilamber

Nilamegh

Nilaratan

Nilesh

Nilmani

Nilmitra

Nilothpal

Nilotpal

Niloy

Nimansh

Okeley

Okko

Olbrecht

Oldrik

Oldwin

Oldwyn

Pushkara

Puskar

Raajeev

Raajeevalochan

Rajeeb

Rajeev

Rajiv

Achiever

Sanskrit

Rajiva

Ruka

Shakunt

Shyam

Shyamal

Slate

Suneel

Sunil

Turquoise

Viorel

Azrael

Dracul/Dracula

Hades

Banshee

Diablo

Fenrir

Loki

Vendetta

Dabria

Valdis

Anubis

Dawn

Dusk

Ice

Last

Final

Void

Volkain

Luna

Blade

Vlad

Corbin

Shadow

Realm

Alter/Altar

Lucifer

Daemon

Crow

Raven

Salem

Sollem/Sollum

Drift

Darken

Violet

Fade/Frade

Blink

External

Hallow/Hallows

Eve/Evening

Shadow

Storm

Darth

Daemon

Draco

Michael/Myers

Freddy

Chuck/Chucky

Scream

Ghost/Ghostie

Beetlejuice

Jason

Fester

Casper

Winifred

Alfred

Dexter

Tim/Burton

Edward/Cullen

Edgar

Lucifer

Wednesday

Morticia/Adams

Raven

Max

Willow

Dawn

Thorn

Mel

Coraline

Rose/Rosemary

Carrie

Agatha

Luna

Onyx

Lilian

Lilith

Loki,

Anubis,

Ash,

Ace,

Ashley,

Fynn,

Nico,

Sunflower,

Pluto,

Saturn,

Caligula,

Leo,

Robyn,

Dandelion,

Aiden,

Theo,

Oakley,

Raine,

Arson,

Jasper,

Casper

I hope you enjoy these names! Please feel free to add some more in the comments below!

[nofatclips]

How Have You Been? by Tom Rosenthal from the album Z-Sides - Video directed by Heather Colbert [Behind the scenes]

[rollinsinthedeep]

Rolivia- Part 37