I had many theories/predictions on my q!BBH bingo card.... "The blue stuff we assmued was q!BBH's blood moving around his body like it's fucking sentient" was NOT in there.
Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue
Missa: HELL NO! WAIT, NO! NOBODY CAN BE SO GOOD DURING A WHOLE YEAR! Sure he pranked me a couple of times, but nothing serious! Sure, I killed my grandma by accident thanks to him, but it wasn't that bad!
Chat: Dude, he made you live in a zoo.
Missa, suffering and laughing: Fucking BadBoyHalo...