#and HORNILY

[24hrsoda]

none of this “mickey 17’s room” “mickey 18’s room” in fics or shitposts PLEASE

first, nobody would be nice enough to suggest they each have their own room. second, the only sleeping position ever is both of them in the same bed with 18’s arm protectively wrapped around 17

[messymoonmad]

i could take your Poseidon (and not in a fight ifykwim)

Poseidon : really ? Well why don't you prove it to me ? Hm ? Come here.

[dickpuncher420]

everybody look away im going caitvi mode

[allgremlinyaps]

tangentially related to lesko. butch Zuko vs (drumroll)... butch Jee !!

[stars-and-suns-and-boobs]

Just be the bigger person [be their parent [sexually].]

[meownotgood]

….Aki cock head cannons?

OF COURSE

the thing about aki is that he's honestly the sweetest, most attentive lover, personally I like an aki where he's slightly above average but once he learns your preferences, he knows exactly how to use it... 😌

also. I'm asking you to consider an aki who not only gets hard super easy but also veryyy wet and messy

[damienthepious]

i want desperately to get an ebike before the prices inevitably skyrocket what with dipshit tariff time but dear lord the already prices. the moneycost. the dosh. growing up poor means that when you have to spend more than $75 at a time you break out into hives and when that number jumps into the $k territory i just start hearing angels scream

[moonshynecybin]

We all know how Mr. Valentino Rossi HIMSELF called marc "the next rossi" and everyone thinks it must be because he was so fond of marc, or at least he understood just how special marc was, like hmm look at that kid going from 30th to 1st place, it reminds me of myself... but vale was an undisputed goat at the time and we know his ego... i just find it a very weird thing to say, was he trying to put more pressure on marc? (maybe i'm overthinking, i'm so sorry)

i don’t think it was to put more pressure on marc i DO think it was to put less pressure on himself. he’s coming straight out of his flop ass ducati years his confidence is probs a lil shaky. gets asked about the protege on the block and doesn’t really want to be a dick but DOES recognize that doing some personal mythmaking has some power wrt to soothing public (and. mayhaps personal.) perceptions of said floppage… yes marc will be the next valentino rossi because he is GOOD maybe the BEST and you have to be both of those things to be valentino rossi type beat

[10thmusemoon]

The best part of post canon TianYue is the thinking about all the ways Shen Yuan would not be normal about it.

[knivesandteeth]

Khanshir fics for those of us that think Bashir should get to lose his shit

[sightofsea]

so many dog girls think they're a retriever breed when they're actually a chihuahua schnauzer mix

[nostrildamus]

just random nsfw horny rambling under the cut

Y'all I have been having SUCH horny dreams recently in a way that I never have, at least not this many in such a short amount of time. Like some of them are snz related but others are truly just indicative about how badly I need to be fucked LMAO.

Had one last night where a hot, fat femme was hitting on me saying things like "join me in the bath" like okay DAMN brain I get it we are horny and touch starved!!! And ofc I then wake up horny as hell and am plagued for the rest of the day LMAO and so does the cycle continue

[queerpyracy]

thinking about that bernie wrightson illustration where the creature is confronting victor and he looks like he's in a nightgown that's slipping off one shoulder, presumably to better display the bulging neck situation

[bisexualmikisayaka]

i hope everyone who jumped on the dedra/syril train in s1 after some light stalking and emotionally charged physical contact is feeling vindicated because their dynamic is actually insane. the one hour and partagaz scenes got me SO BAD

[joe-spookyy]

how i look academically reading intensely smutty fanfics for fandoms i’m not a part of because they’re written by my friends and i love to see their work and give them notes to help them grow their skills

[sixtymortars]

kind of need bull to hit me over the head with his baseball bat.