#and I have to groom..
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I wanna scream
The mental isn’t doing so hot today..
I need a distraction, work isn’t doing it today
#and I have to groom..#today is not the day#I don��t even get to be home and relax until like 10 pm tonight#I work so much#for it to be so tight#I feel defeated
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They are madly in love
#mlp#mlp art#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#mlp friendship is magic#the bride and the ugly ass groom#I have never drawn a horse before#think I slayed this one#princess cadance#I hate her#I forgot her husbands name
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne#my art
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mlem 👅
#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#shadows makeshift spa day where sonic does his best to groom him#his technique may be questionable but it is filled with love!!!#dont worry shadow is very happy and content with the arrangement he is just. not honest#if u squint you can see that he is happy :3#hedgehog bonding!!#i have a complimentary reverse piece that im working on as well hehehe#my art
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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them
But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious
#Superboy does not have a name and his ass is constantly getting groomed like Clark please take a more active role in his life#And all of these guys need a healthy interaction with their respective legacies that does not involve heroing#Take them out for lunch! Play a video game with them! Let them be a kid around you without getting criticized!#Red Tornado had barely reconnected with his own humanity and he’s taken a more active role in being like they are safe happy and learning#compared to the people who literally are the reason they exist in the first place#and is the only one who seems to recognize their potential and ability as a team! and he wants others to know that!#and it’s kind of heartbreaking because the JLA should be paying attention to them and noticing how they succeed and instead just show up#at the worst possible time and take things out of context and criticize them and bestie I bet you they are a lot better of a hero#than *you* were at 14-16 because they actually are going out and making a difference and saving people#but the ones who should support them the most are barely there for them at all#someone give these kids healthy and appropriate emotional support I am begging you#yj#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#superboy#robin#dc impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#cissie king jones#arrowette#greta hayes#slobo dc#empress#anita fite
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a horde of teens-early 20s women saying “it wasn’t assault, he was just an irresponsible dom” is what grooming actually looks like btw
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#ivo robotnik#agent stone#stobotnik#sonic cinematic universe#my art#anyone seen pet grooming videos? i have
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buffy will be having the worst day of her life and then here comes groomer-tron 5000 angel
#btvs#buffy#hate that nasty freak#and it’s not just the grooming#it’s also the dumb ‘soul’ plot that gives him a confident on and off switch to shirk any true weight and responsibility#for fucked up actions#it’s so stupid the further i get into buffy and the more they explore#what it means to have humanity even when ur not human#anti angel
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what is Connie? I thought she might be a poodle or a bunny. I'm not meaning this in a bad way! I'm just curious. my dumbass can't tell between a dog and a bunny I guess😭
JAHSFHDJF DW I UNDERSTANDDDD🙌🙌🙌🙌 ur not the first to confuse her w a dog, and ik that most of my animals are ambiguous in their design plus i have a dog guy w very similar ears JSDSHFJD shes a bunny!!🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️
#the pompom shape of her ears is mostly bc i like when my characters have one easily recognized trait so u can tell its em no matter the#style i draw em in!! that being said i can absolutely see why she looks like a well groomed poodle#art#my art#oc tag#furry#ask#oc connie
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cranboo have barbed tongue
#my art#dsmp#dream smp#tw dsmp#dsmp shipping#c!tommy#c!tubbo#c!ranboo#c!beeduo#c!alliumduo#c!clingyduo#clingyfaggot#sbi rust#rust!tommy#rust!wilbur#c!wilbur#but not dsmp#if cranboo lick you long enough your skin will have rashes#but he can confidently groom your hair i guess
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Juniper was the most ill-behaved little monster in the world today, so I'm posting retaliatory feet pics.

#I'm not exaggerating in the least when I say that I had to get up every 15 minutes for 8 hours to stop her from being horrible#and the only relief I got from that was when she accidentally got herself locked in the pantry#and when I gave them their goopy treats and deliberately got it all over her so she would have to spend some time grooming herself#and therefore couldn't do anything bad#cats#my cats#juniperballooniper#juniebug#miss juniper#the bloomp#she looks innocent and stupid but she is evil and very clever and you should not sign anything she hands you
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ok. describe in detail a list of the personal style decisions that are "sacrificial to men" and therefore Bad Feminism, and then a separate list of "ethical" personal style decisions that are empowering. then justify every item on the first list by defining how the subjective environmental effects (ie, not getting fired for a bullshit reason when it's really because you had pit hair and it made your shitty boss, a man, uncomfortable, so you just shaved your armpits instead of getting fired and becoming homeless) are not defensible choices because the math doesnt work out. show your work
for extra credit do this same assignment again but the hypothetical subject is a sex worker with two children
#for the A+ make a third list of personal grooming practices that no woman ever finds attractive#“ugh why is she so obsessed with making herself attractive to men”#well if you have endured what its like to deal with the public while simultaneously being either ugly or invisible you know the answer#its an extremely simple economics problem that is curiously resistant to individual actors#a nightclub owner i knew called this the Hot Waitress Index#the hotter the applicants for shit level jobs are in your industry the worse the economy is doing#looking bad or even just plain has a measurable economic cost for women
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wait, who's getting married??
#akeshu#p5r#persona#p5r spoilers#but also ft royal trio#art tag#throwback to when i first saw maruki's outfit and my first thought was#OMG HE'S A GROOM ?? FOR HIS MISSED WEDDING????#but then i realised it was probs supposed to be more like a therapist theme or sth to go with his palace#BUT THEN I WAS LIKE THAT COLLAR LOWKEY PRIEST-LIKE THO WHY?#idk to me it was a fusion of the three vibes#anyway in my head i think goro would be like#marriage is not on the table until you graduate and get a degree and you are self-sufficient and on equal footing with me#(but in reality he wouldnt really care and he'd keep his stay at home wifey happy no matter what)#(but ofc he wont say that)#and akiren is just like ok :3 i guess it's his rival thing kicking in again#they'd have a whole convo with akechi like#you need these requirements i wont even CONSIDER otherwise#and akiren goes IS THAT A PROPOSAL??#i wanted to draw an extra for this#but im mega tired and no time :(#also i hope this isnt too blurry?? it looks kinda blurry when uploading
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(Scuttles from my cave and slaps your dashboard with this) Bloody Raditz appreciation day!!! 😋 (not his blood lmao)


Just imagine the sound of a loud af and messy cleaning/grooming session in the back of your mind, he’s not finesse for it at all
#YESSS CLAWSSS BABYY#Hmm should they be like semi retractable…#Maybe#I do imagine they grow really fast so they have to dull them down constantly (hunting/scratching rough surfaces/fighting etc.#Oohhh and they get darker with age as well mwahagag#Ugg im so inconsistent with his body hair so im making a headcanon so it makes more sense in a minute#Yep they get more hairier in colder conditions (quite rapidly depending on how cold it gets) but they gradually lose it when it gets warmer#Uh it’s not that hot but eh#You have no idea how many headcanons I have I have a fucking list (and on going) but I unfortunately can’t put them all here😔#In future posts definitely#And yeah and the cleaning/grooming stuff I just love it so much grgghh#I imagine Vegeta made fun of him of how messy his grooming is like ewww can’t you be any more refined at least have some dignity#anyway just yapping#bone apple teeth!!#dragonball#dbz#raditz#tw blo0d#tw mild gore#dbs#dragonball z#dumb headcanon of mine
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saw this on pinterest


guess who came to mind
#obligatory'everything reminds me of them'#if these aren't the phwedding phake toppers i'll be upset#the one on pinterest is from temu but i found the original etsy listing#and it unfortunately does not have a two grooms or two brides option :(#but they do have a bunch of other cool cake toppers though#dnp#phan#dan and phil#seals#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#phwedding
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with the hiatus ending in less than a month i'm casting the dice for kuro finale predictions. a lot of this is based on the manga's narrative style, as well as season one's ending (which, though yana didn't write it, she DID give the production team input). place your bets now!
the manor burns down again. partial credit for Something burning down because yana loves a full circle moment
elizabeth lives and is instrumental for some part of the climax, i.e. crashing out at o!ciel (it's what he deserves).
elizabeth inherits the title of guard dog and maybe funtom. girlboss!
sebastian gets badly injured or nearly dies. i think he needs to suffer a little more (endearing)
the phantomhives' killer is someone we've already met. that's murder mystery ground rule number one baby
bonus points if queen victoria did it! she's the only known character who i can piece together a viable motive for
madam red makes a harrowing return as a bizarre doll
undertaker is a red herring villain BUT knows who orchestrated the phantomhives' murders and/or tried to prevent it from happening. isn't telling o!ciel because that would mean satisfying the contract.
said contract is concluded
r!ciel is definitely dying again. let the kid rest man
tentatively theorizing that rachel phantomhive will be important to the murder reveal in some way. we've seen a lot of vincent thus far and it's suspicious that rachel, who parallels elizabeth in visuals, emotional intelligence, AND moral uprightness hasn't had her moment yet
#and if a few of these happen to align with my personal biases towards storytelling#well!#what can i say#actually what i can say is that i will riot if sebastian doesn't get to eat ciel's soul#poor guy has been going through it he deserves a snack#also i have not a clue how sieglinde or soma or any of the reapers will fit into this#there are so many reoccurring characters whose arcs need to be wrapped up#i have a faint idea of sieglinde's role in the conclusion (children being groomed by adults for selfish purposes) but like.#will she be there for the climax? unsure#black butler#kuroshitsuji#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#elizabeth midford#o!ciel#r!ciel#undertaker#vincent phantomhive#rachel phantomhive#manga#anime#theory#im starting to consider getting into video essays because i have so many things to say it'd be impossible to fit them into a textpost
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