#and I simply cannot
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God, that’s why Aziraphale is so excited by the idea of bringing Crowley back to Heaven, isn’t it. He’s spent the last four years not knowing how to ameliorate Crowley’s grief, first in the bar after the burning bookshop, and then during the pandemic (because we only saw a three minute phone conversation but that conversation concluded with Aziraphale turning down Crowley’s ask to come over, to not be alone, and there had to have been something more going on in the background there, Crowley who got drunk for a week to cope with the Spanish Inquisition, sitting alone in his flat while so many humans were so scared and dying all around him) and by the time we catch up with them in s2 Crowley hasn’t told Aziraphale he’s lost his flat because he know Aziraphale won’t be able, emotionally, to have that conversation. The inadequacy Aziraphale must feel over that. He loves Crowley so much but he can’t help him though any of this even though Crowley has done so much to reassure and comfort him over the years. Of course being offered the chance to make it all better would blind him. Of course he’d think reinstating Crowley as an angel would fix it.
#aziraphale#aziraphale my fucking beloved#meta#i wanna talk about crowley and the pandemic and i have wanted to for weeks but it is So Much#and i simply Cannot
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…. I don’t know who needs to read this (jk lots of people on the tags need to interiorize this) DONT TAG EVERY FUCKING DRIVER’S NAME ON YOJR POST. It’s so annoying, especially for drivers with less content. I entered the Max tag and it’s INSANE the amount of works that have nothing to do with him, same for Lando and I can’t even imagine tags like Lance or Esteban.
I understand we all want our works to reach people and have feedback, I really do, but we also have to be respectful for both other creators and readers.
And no, if your work mentions another drivers as a friend, name drop or whatever, it doesn’t count either.
#I swear to god#if i come across another mislabeled work#I’m going to cry#the same work is on the top on the tag for every driver#and I simply cannot#f1 x you#f1 fic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 angst#f1 fluff#f1 fics
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Sometimes I view the aversive trainer reels just to laugh at the absolute cockfuckery they make up to validate themselves
This just in: Your dog doesn’t progress in training because a Leader wouldn’t jolt up to quickly reset them when they “challenge you” by getting off their place. A Leader would Calmly Assert themselves, apparently
You standing up too fast is Beta Behaviour, apparently
#instagram seems to have reset its algorithms again#and really started pushing#the alpha trainer nonsense at me#and I simply cannot
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really wish dnd drow were written with real life matriarchal systems of family and inheritence in mind and not as a manifestation of societal anxiety about women's liberation meets cold war propaganda
#status update#idk i love vicky and drizzle but so many fans take the lore seriously#and i simply cannot
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if anyone happens to see billy hargrove, steve harrington, or gator tillman, please tell them that I miss them in my inbox 😭💕
#taking a break means living without anons from ur favorite fictional men#and I simply cannot#billy hargrove anon#steve harrington anon#gator tillman anon#pls come back to meeeeee </3
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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 267#NOBARA NATIONNNNNNNN#oh my god i MISSED HER she looks so good w how much gege's style has changed...#her hAIR her EYE#HUGE win fr women everywhere#first year trio pull through pull through pull through i BEG#i will b so happy. if my main 3 make it through alive#but i dare not hope i will simply let gege cook and in th meantime i will GRACIOUSLY eat my meal#we r so well fed i cannot believe shes back#N TH PANEL OF YUUJI WHEN HE REALIZES#THE RELIEF IN HIS EYES THE TEARS THE DISBELIEVING SMILE#I WANT TO HOLD HIM#NOBARA KUGISAKI THE WAY U BRIGHTEN THIS SERIES#LAST WEEK ITFS THIS WEEK NOBARA NEXT WEEK MEGUMI BACK FR I SEE THE VISION
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Muse // 心上人
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
#haha you thought i was done (i was compelled to draw hc with earrings at least once)#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#天官赐福#hualian#there are so many lovely arts out there of hc painting xl in his martial god form#but i haven't seen one of him painting xl just as he is yet#that said i ironically dont like this piece very much…#it was super experimental bc i was messing around w my first diy procreate brush (!)#procreate app ily but the brushes simply cannot compare to some of the other programs out there#anyway#i just have this nagging feeling that smth is missing#honestly it might just be art insecurities flaring up#namely because#tgcf artists are crazy talented!!#and the official art is freaking gorgeous#man#ik i've been reading too much fic when i can hear xl's voice gentle parenting my negativity away LOL#k i'll admit i do like the complementary colors i used#and also the flowy ribbons
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Desperately need to figure out what to do with my hair
My roots are showing bad so I need to bleach and dye it but I don't want to do that until I decide how I'm going to be cutting and styling it
I thought about getting a perm for some loose curls like I had when I was younger, then cutting it a little above shoulder length, but that's expensive and seems a bit higher maintenance than I'm looking for right now
I could cut it how I had it before where its got about 2 inches on top and I swoop it to the side (I don't know what hairstyles are called) because I can do that with only a little mousse. But I have what have been described as "cow licks from hell" that have to be cut in a very specific way and i don't trust anyone other than the one stylist whose done it for me in the past to do it correctly. And I now live hundreds of miles away from that salon, so... (and there's not even any good salons here, it's just great clips or the one inside walmart)
I want something shoulder length or shorter, without it being like a crew cut or something, that's easy to style with no product (or at least nothing more than a lightweight mousse, I hate the feeling of having product in my hair)
#like#i like the surfer boy/wavy look#but i dont know that i want to deal with the maintenance of perming my hair#everything ive read about it gives like lists of things you need to do to maintain a perm#and its like use this type of curling iron#whicb i thought thats what the perm was for#if im using a curler anyway why dont i just skip the perm?#plus its expensive#idk#i just need to do something with it#all the styles i like are so high maintenance#and i simply cannot
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Sorry if this has been done before
Bonus:
#phineas and ferb#msmimundo#fanart#canderemy#perryshmirtz#phinbella#candace flynn#jeremy johnson#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#phineas flynn#isabella garcia shapiro#i just realized i didnt draw the speech bubble in the last drawing but that is said by phineas!!#doof simply cannot try to be romantic not with perry#ah perry is talking with asl thats the gesture for bitch or so i saw
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#posting these all at once cause I simply cannot bring myself to space them out#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan#logan howlett#old man yaoi#grumpy x sunshine
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one of the standout things from tsc and tgr that I’m still thinking about is just everyone highlighting just how Unsettling Neil Josten actually is… Jeremy being unnerved by Neil’s smile, Jean noting the ice in Neil’s stare… incredible, amazing, give me more
#Neil Josten#the man you are#character of all time perhaps#the foxhole court#tfc#aftg#all for the game#the golden raven#the sunshine court#jean moreau#jeremy knox#I really just feel like I could vibrate at a rate so high I would combust when I think about him#3rd book is gonna give me just peak unhinged Neil commentary from the Trojans and I simply cannot wait#like surely one of the Trojans will make a comment about how maybe Neil is the crazy one and not Andrew on their team#and jeans gonna be like#yeah#how has it taken everyone this long to see this I’ve been telling you the whole time
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LOVE MONTH WITH: ➤ INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)
Louis is having an unusual threesome with his brain's Windows XP error message and Armand
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#louis de pointe du lac#loustat#vcsource#userairam#userhanyi#sandushengshou#tuserkatherine#usergzh#cinematv#filmtvdaily#cinemapix#dailytvfilmgifs#tvandfilm#dailyflicks#tansedits#tvarchive#tvedit#edits:vd#there isn't even an ok or ignore button cuz u simply cannot exit that virus that is lestat de lioncourt#i wish i had an explanation for this one but i honestly don't#this is what happens when u start a gifset at 10pm
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Communion









#tma#magnus archives#the magnus archives#tma Jon#tma Elias#jon sims#elias bouchard#jonelias#cw: dubcon#nuancon Jon wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want to#dawg I’m going to hell for this one but I’m gonna post why I needed to do this#I needed them staring in each others eyes intensely#needed to see an ‘eyeball duel’ between the two of them#needed Elias to get flustered as hell and pretend he was not in fact flustered#needed Jon to pass the fuck out in Elias’ lap#and him completely defenseless and at bossmans mercy#needed to draw Elias extremely smug 80 times#and I know my Elias is not dripped out but I feel like I must channel his super dull and boring managerial disguise#suggestive#even though it’s not cause it’s just communion with the boys🥴#couldn’t be bothered with the bg oh well#last panel on the second to last page is sex to me#I act up so much when I look at his hand placement there#insert they’re freaks and a danger to society and no one can guess wtf is going on between em#put my whole artussy into this#also listened to end of s2 of malevolent while shading and cried my goddamn eyes out#rotating them in my mind#never done these kinds of difficult angles before I am quite proud#was gonna put paintings up on Elias’ walls but I just simply cannot
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redraws featuring some of my fav megu moments(tm)
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#yuuji#megumi#fanart#jjk fanart#itafushi#i guess lol#i LOV that frame of blushing megu but let me see his FACE mappa >:(#let me see fushiguro tsundere megumi or so help me god#anyway gege wont give my son back so i will continue to cope the only way i know how#manga is wild rn i will simply bide my time until he returns#edit bc i cannot count to five and gave him . 4 fingers in th first post..............gomen..................
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"We eat people."
#make some noise#dropout#izzy roland#brennan lee mulligan#isabella roland#mine **#i cannot Emphasize how *funny* izzy is simply saying: do you... eat .#like she's One Beat away from just asking if they Eat People too .#what a Joy#1k **#5k **#10k **
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my god theyre doing yaoi cocaine
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