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piracytheorist · 9 months
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The reblog graphs from labs have returned and they work pretty much perfectly, better than their previous version even (and I think you can even use them to see previous reblogs of a post now that Tumblr decided to remove that function from the dashboard, though rip if you're on mobile) so now that we can see which reblogs on a post were the most "influential" or what reblog chains are going around (as in, how many reblogs with addition A are out there vs how many with addition B or even how many are reblogged directly from the source), I wonder if there would be possible to see which versions people "liked" from.
Like, if I make a post and person A reblogs it with an addition, and person B likes it, I won't be able to know if B liked it from A or from me. A will be the only one to know - but then, if person C reblogs A's addition without adding anything, and B likes that one instead, then neither I nor A will be able to know if B liked the original or A's addition.
And now that I think about it, knowing how internet cultures work it would probably cause a shit ton of drama so it may be better that we don't know XD
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yangjeongin · 1 year
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JEONGIN | UNVEIL : TRACK 1 "DLC"
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craycraybluejay · 5 months
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Not weirdos tryna "gotcha" me by being like "a-ha! you think racism is bad so therefore you DO believe in thoughtcrime." Racism is bad because it's a harmful ideology that people act on, not because it's a mean thought. Someone who may have a racist thought and not voice it might be randomly a total asshole to someone but you won't think "that's a racist!" You'll think, "jesus, has this guy missed his morning coffee or something." But being racist in general as an ideology means you will promote dangerous ideas.
To put it simply. "I wish I could just throw red paint around" morally neutral. "I want everything to be painted red including people and food and this is an ideology I want to back with my money and vote." Aside from the problematic standard of poisoning people with paint, you'll be more likely to back a political party that may give space for your ideology, even if you're aware their other agendas are bad or not in your or your community's best interest.
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diagonal-queen · 1 year
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a thing that happens sometimes (starring; me)
me researching autism: what is a common example of stimming
internet: rocking back and forth is a general stim, and the rest of your habits also heavily indicate autism.
me, literally doing that right now: I see, but because I haven't been officially diagnosed I am not actually stimming, I am just moving irregularly. Yes, autism may run in my family, and my mother has told me that I'm 'on the spectrum' and 'high functioning', and I have many habits and behaviours that indicate autism, and such a disorder might explain a large majority of my internal life and behaviours, but I am not autistic. You see, this is because no doctor has told me I'm autistic. Furthermore, my mother didn't say 'autistic', she just said 'on the spectrum', and in my brain, those two things are different for some reason. And I don't behave like my older brother, who is clinically diagnosed and whose autism is rather blatant. On top of all that, I am AFAB and autism is much less common in women. So as you can clearly see, there is no way I am autistic.
internet: well autistic people all behave differently and women can still get autism and i dont think you actually know what high functioning means...but okay if u say so :/ i just think that-
me, rocking back and forth harder: IF I CALL MYSELF AUTISTIC WHEN I'M NOT OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSED I'M UNDERMINING THE ACTUAL AUTISTIC COMMUNITY
internet: literally nobody thinks that
me: YES THEY DO MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME
internet: well according to research anxiety seems to be common in people with autism
me, barely able to type anymore: STOP
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cherrycreamfairy · 1 year
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When some rando thinks they're hot shit when they've clearly have zero experience in drawing:
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hugispuso-archive · 2 years
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remembers kara.matsu can play guitar. hmmm... thinking
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vroomvroomwee · 9 months
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In all seriousness, the non binary representation in this season is probably the best nonbinary representation I have ever seen in media.
Starting from Aziraphale not assuming Muriels pronouns and referring to them with they/them like it's the most normal thing in the world.
To Crowley (and Shax) using Beelzebubs pronouns so so so effortlessly.
No major talks like "What do you mean they?""I'm not a he/she I'm a they.""Huh? A what?" "Mom, dad *major inhale with tears streaming down their face* I'm non binary"
No "I'm non binary and it is so so so difficult whatever will I do with my life."
Beelzebub not needing to correct or remind anyone of their pronouns.
Misgendering being completely defenestrated
Non binary people being in the background and also being in the spotlight
Non binary people actually having personalities, feelings, thoughts and their own problems and not just being there for the character progression of cis people. (Or as a cash grab)
Just non binary people naturally existing. It's beautiful.
Edit: ALSO one of the two main characters (the two BOTH being actually non binary, like dafuq? You don't have that ANYWHERE else) outwardly stating they're non binary in a very casual and not at all heavy way
And the different types of non binary being recognised. He/him Crowley and Aziraphale, they/them Beels, Saraqael and the magic shopkeepers' spouse (both of whom are polyamorous!), she/they God, he/they Satan etc.
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yuesya · 2 months
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The only reason I can think Shiki would be sealed over Satoru is that there’s only ONE Prison Realm and you can’t seal two at the same time so Kenjaku has to choose, yet if you seal Satoru then Shiki could break him out easily anyways 😭 Because she works as a stronger version of that sword Toji used on them that Satoru broke. Kenjaku could’ve tested to see if she could break “barriers” and decided to seal the one who could break Prison Realm from outside.
Sealing Shiki? Satoru has momentarily no way to release his adorable cousin from the stuffy box. :( Hope she doesn’t feel too hot in there, probably have to treat her to a huge meal afterwards.
then the thing that greets him is a clone of himself? dafuq? where is his adorable cousin??
It’s kinda like the chinese meme of 一定是我打开的方式不对, which means “It must be because I opened it the wrong way” and then Satoru trying to shove canon Satoru back inside the box because give my adorable cousin back?? you shitty nasty box??
I'm dying a bit from that mental image haha. Zenith-Satoru just trying to shove canon Satoru back into the box so he can get a refund aksdjhfadsa-
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bitchesgetriches · 8 months
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Hey bitches! I know personal finance is personal, but if your s/o is being cagey about their finances even after you've been together for years and want to move in together/get married, is this a red flag? I don't expect them to disclose all their spending habits or whatever, because yeah, personal finance is personal. But I feel like it's reasonable to want to know what their income is and how much debt they have, especially if they know those things about you and you're planning on a life together. Those things affect the rent you can afford and all sorts of stuff. But they act like I'm unreasonable and invasive for wanting to know, which makes me wary.
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When we say "personal finance is personal," we mean that your mileage may vary. It means that everyone's situation is different and therefore you can't rely on one-size-fits-all solutions.
It does NOT mean personal finance should be private. Especially when you're talking about joining your lives through cohabitation and shared bills!!!
We feel strongly that people should feel no shame about their personal finances and that the world would be a better place if we all talked openly about our money issues. After all, that's part of the foundation of BGR--talking about money stuff without shame so that we can all learn and grow together!
But more than that: if you are in a money-sharing relationship with someone, you deserve--nay!--you have the right to transparency within that relationship.
Maybe your partner is deeply in debt or has terrible credit and is afraid you'll leave them or won't want to move in with them if you find out. But shouldn't YOU be able to make that choice with all information on the table? It is not fair (and, I'd argue, super toxic) to hide financial information from a partner when that information could affect them. You deserve to know if getting on a lease together could negatively impact your credit! You deserve to know if their credit bills are so high that you'll be carrying the full burden of the household bills.
Or maybe they're a trust fund kid, sitting on a mountain of wealth, and they don't want that to affect how you see them. Which is super insulting of your character.
Either way, if they don't disclose the full picture, then I'd strongly reconsider moving in together. And do NOT get married until you know the full picture.
Season 4, Episode 2: “We’re Moving in Together but Don’t Plan To Get Married. How Can We Split Finances Fairly?” 
How To Get Married: Bureaucracy, Finances, and Legal Paperwork To Do Before "I Do"
How Dafuq Do Couples Share Their Money? 
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dadailybocch · 1 month
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i love fanged bocchi
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Thank you, I'm glad people generally seem to like the little teefs I give her. I haven't gotten any messages or comments where someone's like "WHAT DAFUQ IS THIS MAN" like I thought I was going to initially (yet. It'll happen one day I'm sure 😆).
It was just something I started doing on a whim too, I was drawing Kikuri & thought "hey what if I gave ol Bocch sharp teeth just like her?". I doodled it & really liked it, so I just kept doing it. Now I can't imagine drawing her without her sharp canines 😆 for me personally anyways.
I have a tendency to "creature-ify" or add "feral" or beast-like features to a character if it makes sense to add them (or if I feel like doing it Just Because 😆), I draw sharp teeth & add extra hairs on Goku or any other Saiyan character as one example. And who is more of a Little Creature than Ms. The Rock herself? 😆 I've had a few folks say the way I draw her looks more like a "lost dog", which means I am definitely doing something right. 😌
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anxiteyandsleep · 1 month
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I'm so sorry if I made you flustered about the smut question- didn't mean to! 🫢🫣😆
Okay so I'm gonna try and request this: 🙏
Could I please request Thranduil x Male reader who's this tall and buffed tiefling (big horns, long strong tail) who looks scary asf but is actually a total sweetheart? He only looks intimidating bc he's always wearing his armor, covers his face with a cloth/a mask, has dark makeup around his eyes and basically looks like a fricking demon?
He wears a cloth/a mask around his mouth bc he has a big open scar on his cheek (naaah nothing too graphic he just can do this trick with food where when you're facing his healthy side he sticks a carrot into the opening (scar) on the other side and chews without even opening his lips- totally normal- he did it in front of Legolas once and that poor child didn't sleep for a week). He's not ashamed of it, he just doesn't like the stares.
Even tho I'm as old as the first LOTR movie I only just now became a fan and I saw that Thranduil has an injury on his face as well (but hidden) so that got me thinking...
Maybe reader and Thranduil are a couple (reader was treated badly for being a barbarian tiefling -> not by Thranduil <- but proved himself when he saved him) and he then made reader his personal guard, became friends and then lovers.
Thranduil is curious about reader hiding his face but never pushes him to uncover himself (Like why are you hidding yourself from me hmm? Why don't you kiss me? Your other facial features are gorgeous asf, for a tiefling barbarian who rips goblins in half with his bare hands you could even compete with some elves I know-).
One day Thranduil has some issues with his own injury which reader sees and comes to his aid, Thranduil is embarrassed and nearly breaks down, tears fill his eyes bc his love saw his hideous face and is afraid he will leave him (god I'm so bad at romance bro) but reader just chuckles, takes the cloth/mask from his face and shows Thranduil his own injury.
Now they both have scars! They know each other struggles! And they love each other like never before! Happy ending- No but really, angst with fluffy comfort for our two boys and mainly for the elf himself, he needs the love.
Maybe even emotional way back to their shared bedroom by sunset all lovely dovely bc why dafuq not- just Thranduil giggling kicking his feet and twirling his hair as he's princess carried-
Jesus...I got way too into this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for it being so long, I honestly don't know how to write short requests...also sorry for any mistakes, english is my second language.
Add something, remove something, it's up to you. You don't even have to write it if you hate it or you're not comfy with it. 😘😘
This is adorable ahhh and dw you didn't make me embarrassed or anything! I may have missed some details, this was written over the course of multiple days with very little sleep😭
I included my head canon that Thranduil is blind in his one eye from the dragon fire, as well as that when low on energy he can't keep the disguise up.
Slight TW for blood, scars and such???
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It has been almost a year since you and Thranduil had started dating, you were his personal guard and beloved boyfriend, he adored you so much. He never knew why you hid your face but he didn't pry, especially considering he hides his face in a way too.
Thranduil had always been impressed by you, a strong tiefling with a kind soul, much like a gentle giant. Sure you were rather... Gruesome in battle, using your bare hands to fight and always returning covered in blood and gore. It was truly terrifying but Thranduil loved it, especially after you had saved him from a spider attack.
Today, however, Thranduil was hiding away from his beloved barbarian, tucked away in his room with nothing but a small candle dimly lighting the room. He had overworked himself again, his head was aching and he had no energy left to maintain his disguise, the burnt skin and muscle visible, a sight he despised.
When you heard that Thranduil was taking the day off and locked himself in his room, you grew worried. He's never done that before, usually on his days off he spends them with you, taking a walk through the garden or getting some much needed sleep. So of course you immediately went to check on him, making your way to your shared bedroom.
"Thranduil? Are you alright? I heard the guards say you weren't feeling well and I-" you fell silent as you entered the bedroom, squinting as you adjusted to the dim light but you knew exactly what you saw. You never knew Thranduil had such a scar, it covered the left half of his face and his eye was completely white.
Thranduil had to turn his head completely to actually see you, quickly attempting to cover up the scar but alas, he couldn't manage to use his magic in such a state. He never wanted you to see this side or him, he wanted to keep this horrid scar hidden from you.
"(Name)... What... What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be on patrol?" He managed to get out, clearing his throat and doing his best to speak in his usual tone but his voice still sounded shaky. Perhaps if he didn't bring attention to the scar, you would just ignore it as well
"I just got back, my love..." You replied, slowly walking closer to Thranduil, head tilted slightly in curiosity as you examined the scar. When you reached the edge of the bed, you knelt down before him, resting your chin on his legs. "is that from the dragon you faced?"
Thranduil sighed softly, closing his eyes as he couldn't bare to look at you, afraid he'd see disgust in your eyes. "yes...I managed to survive but..." He vaguely gestured to the scar, shaking his head slightly. Thranduil finally opened his eyes again when he felt your strong hands holding his, the touch was so gentle and caring, he just had to see you.
The way you were looking at him surprised him, your eyes were full so of love and admiration, it made his heart swell.
"We kinda match" you hum in a soft whisper, reaching up to remove the mask you always wore and revealing your own scar. You weren't ashamed of it, you mostly hid it for everyone's comfort as the sight of your open cheek often made people uneasy and you hated the looks they'd give you.
it was now Thranduil's turn to stare in awe, one of his delicate hands reaching up to gently trace around the scar, his fingers soft and gentle as always. "hm I suppose we do, my love" he replied softly his hand trailing up to gently trace over your horns, following the pattern and ridges of them.
"forgive me for keeping this from you... I... I do not like people seeing me in such a state but I should've told you" Thranduil apologized, moving his hands back to gently cup your face, being careful to not disturb the scar
You couldn't help but chuckle a little, leaning into his touch while your tail wagged slightly. "there's no need to apologize, I kept a secret from you too"
Thranduil felt as if a huge weight was lifted from his shoulders, the stress slowly melting away as he held you in his hands. "Well now that we both have told the truth, how about we rest?" He whispered sweetly, leaning down to capture your lips in a tender kiss, one you eagerly returned.
Without breaking the kiss, you got off your knees, cradling the back of Thranduils neck with one of your hands. You kicked off your boots, accidentally sending one flying across the room but you didn't care. "a nap sounds good, yeah" you muttered against his lips as you carefully push him back onto the bed, climbing on top of him to continue the kiss.
Thranduil couldn't help but chuckle, pulling back from your lips just enough to talk. "My love, this is not napping ~" he didn't really mind as you continued to pamper him with kisses, his delicate hands reaching up to gently tangle themselves in your hair.
"mm we'll nap after, then"
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samoankpoper21 · 5 months
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MTL to date a plus size woman - JJK Ver
A/N THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER THESE ARE ACCURATE 🤣 Enjoy~!!
Content warnings: 18+ MDNI! cursing, unprotected sex, oral (f! reader giving), threesomes, creampie, swallowing 🤭
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Kento Nanami: I don't know why but something in my gut tells me that this man LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEES him some thick women 😏 maybe it's the bulging biceps, forearms, pecs 🤤🤤 One of his veiny hands grip your waist tightly, his finger nails digging into the flesh of your waist leaving crescent moon marks, the other hand had your hair wrapped around as he mercilessly pounds into you from behind 🤤🤤 "Stop running." a tingle runs down your spine with that command, you continue clutching the sheets. Your parents didn't raise no punk. You were going to lay there and take Nanami and all his glory🤤🤤 ASDFJKLSDLKA
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Yuji Itadori: This may be a bit of a cop out but *SPOILER ALERT!!* in the Shibuya arc, Itadori reunites with his former classmate who had a crush on him and in the flashback provided she details that she used to be on the "heavier" side and that she felt really glad that Yuji saw past her outer appearance. In the case of this prompt, much like the anime, I feel like Yuji wouldn't mind if his partner is bigger than him; Yuji pays more attention to whether she has a good heart and how she presents herself. "Y/N," Yuji's low tone sent shivers down your spine. "Come sit on my lap." "Pardon?" "You heard what I said." you nervously laugh and joke around. "Are you sure? I'm a bit heavy and I don't want to hurt you." One of his eyebrows shoots upward and he gently, yet firmly, grabs your wrist pulling you on top of him. "Yuji!" you breathlessly shouted. You could never get over how fast and strong he is. You both sat there, staring into each other's eyes as a beat of silence passed, and found him leaning forward capturing your lips in a kiss, his hard on pressing against your clothed pussy. You whimpered into the kiss. Yuji pulled his head back bending down to kiss your stomach. "Beautiful."
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Gojo Satoru/Geto Suguru: I had a hard time figuring out where to put these two, partially because I FEEL in my thunder thighs 🤣 that both these men like thick women HOWEVER the trouble lay in the prompt MTL but then the idea struck uhmm duh! It's a tie! dafuq 🤣 Both of these men love their partners' love handles, wide hips, and THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQ THIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHSSS especially Suguru. Suguru loves the supple flesh and how soft it feels underneath his rough hands; Satoru loves playing/grabbing your love handles. These two love to share their partner with one another 🤫 You lost track of how many times you've came: Satoru was pounding you from behind, Suguru in front with his hard cock in his hand. "Open that pretty mouth of yours for me princess." Suguru gently demanded. You opened your mouth slightly earning a hard smack on your ass causing a moan to rip out of you. "Come on baby girl," Satoru teases. "Suck his cock." With the minimal amount of inner strength, you reached your hand out running your thumb over Suguru's tip, spreading the precum over the veins on his dick causing Suguru to hiss. Satoru squeezed your ass slowing this thrusts, leaning his upper body over you. "Don't make him wait love." he whispered into your ear. Suguru positions himself fully in front of you, the sight of his glistening cock and abs causing you to squeeze around Satoru. You open your mouth and begin sucking Suguru, his head thrown back. You begin to bob your head up and down his length, your hand covering what your mouth couldn't, alternating between massaging his balls and twisting up and down his shaft. Satoru grabs your hips again slamming into you, your moan vibrating Suguru's cock, Suguru groaning. "Fuck baby girl you're so beautiful." Suguru says as he reaches a hand out to play with your nipples. "I love your tits and how big they are. Fuck they look so good for me." All the praise was making you more wet, Satoru feeling you squeeze around him. "F-fuck Y/N." You begin to move your head faster, your jaw becoming numb, drool spilling out, body worshiping mixed with skin slapping skin causing you to come closer to your next climax. Satoru's slender fingers found your clit and began rubbing it. Mmph! you squeezed once more around Satoru. "Fuck!" you could feel rope after velvety rope paint your inner walls, Suguru's load shooting straight to the back of your throat, swallowing all of it. You were full. Suguru pulled his dick out. "Let me see," he purred. You opened your mouth to prove that you had swallowed all of him. "Good girl." subconsciously your pussy squeezed again emitting a hiss from Satoru. He pulled out kissing the bite mark he left on your shoulder. "You're so beautiful and you're all mine."
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Megumi Fushiguro: Part of me wants to believe that he's for the thicc girlies but I can't picture him with anyone who is plus sized :'( if anything I feel like Megumi would typically fall for a partner who is on the slimmer side of things :') doe eyes and all. I don't know I can just see him being with a really adorable, innocent girl BUT if my feelings are wrong PLEASE LET ME KNOW 🤣
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Ryomen Sukuna: This dude needs likes to be alone🤣 but on a serious note I don't see Sukuna being with a plus size person. His personality is way too straightforward - not that there's anything wrong with being truthful = that sometimes when he's trying to tell you that you should steer clear from that last slice of pizza, he's saying it out of concern for your health but you took it as criticism on your weight. Sukuna overall tends to want to avoid the drama - since he IS drama - especially when it comes to triggering topics such as your weight.
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strange--lotus · 2 months
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Spoilers alert?!
Sorry-
These two... It's sad that they died, but it was necessary. their identities were revealed, they did their job of killing the scientist, but they saw too much... Dafuq doesn't need any extra witnesses, and some things need to stay in secret.
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Dark was and stay my favorite character. I love his personality, cold, reasonable, calm, independent. And his appearance, he stood out from the rest of the agents, tall and broad-shouldered. I think he tried to educate other agents to be independent... It's a pity for the Speakerwoman, I think they were very close as siblings.
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Plunger also a good character. Of course, he may seem stupid, but he's not. Yes, he is risking his life, but he wants it for the sake of saving the others. For example, if he had not distracted the scientist, the titan would not have had time to recover. Cameramen tend to protect others at all costs... Perhaps Camerawoman was like a sister to him too.
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These duo of mini Titans has done their job and is gone to rest🥀
I guess they were the best brothers in arms.
[Wow, a long post :D I'm sorry that I've been publishing art very rarely lately]
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gamie99 · 3 months
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The toilets are the funniest little expressive bastards and I love em for it
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This entire sequence is fucking hysterical to me. DJ Toilet's confident and cocky (and very surprising!) return as he faces down the Titans, followed immediately by his overwhelming distress at the realization that he and his new kickass setup are going to get ripped apart. I honestly felt so bad for him here LMFAOO
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AND THEN THE POOR DUDE IS JUST SCREAMING UP THERE BEFORE HE'S YEETED 5 MILES AWAY BY THE ASTRO TOILET. I'M DEAD AAKSJBGDKFKFDHGJDKF
Meanwhile, our new Astro friend here is expressive in a totally different sense. Unlike the vast majority of toilets, who are loud feral maniacs with crazed smiles warped to G-Mod levels of insanity, this new guy is serious, quiet, and most importantly, calm. Like, freakishly calm. He has the most normal human-like facial expressions I've ever seen plastered onto a Skibidi. And he keeps these normal-looking human expressions the entire time he's facing off against the Titans.
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Even his creepy "bye fuckers >;)" smile, which is the most Skibidi-looking he's been this episode, pales in comparison to the average sadistic grin you see on your everyday toilet.
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In conclusion: the toilets are both hilarious and creepy and DaFuq is scarily good at animating facial expressions. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
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openminded-freak · 1 year
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Wally x Feral!Reader Pt. 3
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I woke up on the floor with a killer headache and a lot of questions.
First of all, where the actual hell am I? I know damn well this isn't my house because there's not a single object in my home that is as colorful as these fucking walls. There was paint splatters everywhere and not a drop of white to be found on them. There were also painting supplies littered around the room, like paint cans and brushes.
And second of all, what's up with this shitty headache? I know it's not a hangover because there's not a drop of alcohol in this neighborhood. Trust me, I've looked.
I figured I'd sit up and look around. At least I wouldn't be laying on the nasty ass floor. Seriously, when's the last time this room's been swept?
There were papers taped all over the walls. Some were cute drawings of the neighborhood and it's inhabitants, some were detailed paintings of random objects, like an apple or a colorful feather, and there was also just random doodles. That wasn't what got me concerned, however. The drawings of me were what really got my attention. Not just drawings though, there was messages along with them.
"You're the apple of my eye."
"I'm your best friend."
"I can't see you. Do you see me?"
"You don't like me, Neighbor."
"I'm looking at you."
I was so distracted by the messages that I didn't notice him come into the room until I heard a quiet giggle behind me. I whipped around to see Wally standing there with his arms behind his back, smiling.
"Dafuq?-"
"Neighbor! I'm so glad you're awake.. You were asleep for a long time.. Ha.. Ha.." He stood there staring at me for moment, waiting for me to say something. I just stared at him blankly.
"Ha.. Anyways.. I brought you here so we could bond together! I know we had a rough start, but I want to be your friend-"
"You literally kidnapped me but pop off king."
His smile became strained at that. "Ahem.. As I was saying.. I think we could become great friends if you'd give me a chance, Neighbor.. Home won't let you leave until you do.."
I gave him a weird look. I mean, yeah, Home can lock all the doors but has this mf never heard of windows? Crazy aaah.
He ignored my look. "Did you like the messages I left for you? I think they're the most.."
"What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read."
"What-" He didn't get to finish whatever he was gonna say before I picked up a paint can and shattered a window.
Wally yelped and Home screeched something terrible. The noise sounded like it was coming out of the walls themselves and it was ear-piercingly loud. It didn't affect me much though. After all of the death metal that I used to blare through my speakers, I was almost deaf.
"IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE, BITCH," I screamed as I leapt through the broken window. I hit the ground hard but got up quick and started running to Julie's. I'll hide in her fucking hair if I have to, as long as I'm safe from this fucked up muppet.
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respectthepetty · 6 months
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I just want y'all to know that I know there is color coding in Shadow, but I just can't fuck with it. Not under these conditions.
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Hold on. Trasher Bangkok. This is Director Jojo's old company that he founded. Why did this take me seven episodes to register? And now I see why it got an international release. It's all making sense now!
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Nai, is that you, player? I'm so proud of you, babe. You're doing great! I love you.
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These two are stupid and deserve to get caught! But who dafuq is the nurse's daughter?
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Dan saying he hadn't seen the shadow in a while yet he *just* had sex with it an episode ago. Okay, liar.
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AND IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
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AND NAI SEES IT!
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OH, SHIT! I can't cope. What is happening?! Dan knows Nai saw that right? RIGHT?
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In front of God and all of his saints, Daniel? Go confess your sins.
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BUT WHY?! Why must I suffer with the character?
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But why do you look so good right here, Dan? Now, I'm really worried.
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Oh, I see why.
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Like father, like son.
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So . . .
Second half in December? Cool. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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We have no idea who those twins were in the funhouse? Why Dan saw all those students like that in the art room? And who the nurse's daughter is, but cooooooool.
not cool
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