#and Phil's crows

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Not only do I firmly headcanon cTechno as a knitting/crochet person, I believe he mostly makes stuff for his animals

[glowsticcc]

it’s my sons birthday today tell him happy birthday or i’ll blow up this entire building

[rainystressed247]

Saturday is when the syndicate prepare their base for holiday!

Syndicate!Dream is at a loss at the amount of volunteer in this project! >.<

Prompt list under cut:

[sootsz]

follow the amapolas. ignore the crow’s warning

[ahappydnp]

they kiss :(((((((((((((((((((((((((

do you mean generally in life or did you get a tingle in your left tit that says they literally kissed just now

[philhoffman]

[sketchy-noodles]

Spooky Scary Skeletons 💀

(Side note but thank you all so much for all the love on this series! I love rambling about these little guys I’m so happy to be able to share them with all of you! You guys rock!!!! ❤️)

Transcript and Closeups below!

SKELETON CROWS

A guide by: Philza Minecraft

Physical Adaptations:

Undead crows brought to life!

Don’t need to eat, sleep or breathe

Weak to health potions (need harming/instant damage)

Allergic to sunlight

Behavioral Adaptations:

Often flock in large groups

Found everywhere!

“Nocturnal” (only come out at night)

Love collecting bones & other shinies

(Like to “accessorize”)

Friendly! Like to vibe and hang out!

Other Notes:

Tiny tails!

Skele Bois!

Friends!

WITHER CROWS

General Notes:

Same As Skeleton crows but more aggressive.

NOT FRIENDLY!!!

Neat in Nether Fortresses

Not allergic to sunlight

Withering (approach with EXTREME caution!!!)

Smell like coal and charred bones

Found only in the Nether

Other Notes:

NOT Friends!

Mean

[crowfatherd]

phil designs :D

i started this literally a Day before phil said most of them are the same guy and i already had all the little face designs done this is HELL

BUT i had a lot of fun i like this guy a normal amount :)

[threadandswords]

C!Philza with crows and shiny stims for @ender-of-the-sender!!

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[map1e-1stru3]

Flying with chat :)

haha random Philza post. Been to a few of his streams lately

(close-ups under cut)

And let’s not forget Kristian, who is currently accompanying her husband in crow form

[theneighborhoodcryptid]

just some silly little philza fanart :D

[antimony-medusa]

*I emerge from scrolling tags to avoid writing an essay about learning styles, staring madly and with my hair torn out of my head*

okay so btw, Phil is the top requested QSMP character for the exchanges I run, usually followed by Chayanne (and then spiderbit/parrot duo, usually only like one or two votes behind).

Pissa is the 7th most popular QSMP ship, with 299 fics of this writing, and Phil & Chayanne is the 10th most popular ship, with 265 fics. Phil is the single most popular QSMP character on Ao3, tagged in 2,354 fics.

Speaking as someone who regularly goes into both the Phil and the Etoiles tags to queue art, Phil has tons of awesome art. People liveblog his lore streams. I personally saw the Cellbit discord doing a primer on his hardcore lore the other day because someone had the theory that it was going to be applicable to general QSMP lore. If I see a cool moment on stream, I can open up the tag six hours later and there's art of it.

Do you know how many fandoms would absolutely kill for that?

Phil is not sidelined by the fandom. He is doing FINE. That is the opposite of the problem we are having, we are having the problem where Phil is popular enough that people show up to other people's lore like "let me make this about my guy" and I scream and claw my face and apologize for them. We are having the problem where while MOST people in the tag are well behaved, just by laws of percentages, even a very small portion of the fandom acting badly makes fans of other characters clutch their blorbos to their chest and mutter darkly about "phil fans".

It might seem a little less if you're used to DSMP at its peak, but I assure you, DSMP at its peak was a megafandom. We are a healthy midsized-to-large fandoms and Phil is one of the big characters. I promise you.

Let me put this in DSMP terms. Phil crows? We are the inniters of QSMP. We are doing FINE. I assure you. Trust me.

Do I agree with the characterization everyone is bringing to the table for my blorbo? No. Popular characters get misrepresented. Is every fic in the tag a masterpiece? No. Baby writers get to have fun too. Do I sometimes go "aw I'd love to see more art of phil and [x] because I love their dynamic"? Yes. The nature of being human is to want more of your blorbo and for your takes about your blorbo to reign supreme.

But if you were kind of going "I want to see more of my blorbo :(" and thinking that represented that the fandom was not paying attention to the blorbo, I assure you, I've run the numbers, Phil is not being sidelined.

[eekonis]

Tommy felt a strange flash of regret as Phil‘s feathers disappeared under the sage-green fabric, but he pushed it away. He‘d spent too long eying them, succumbing to the waves of emotions that came with the sight of those wings. Fear and apprehension, yes, but also suriosity. Envy. And worst of all, hope.

— few mercies for fools by @mathanlin

[starthesadcat]

PHIL!! PHIL NO! YOU CAN'T KIDNAP EVEY CHILD YOU FIND! PUT THEM BACK-

(First drawing of the year XD)

[joyousneptune]

so i feel totally normal about this

[funkily]

philza (dream smp) stimboard for @sundappledmoss ! with themes of crows , skies , and nature !

art by wolfythewitch !

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