#and be a bitch about it

[teethmarrk]

Thinking of a camp blood au where Marinette is a demigod but doesnt know it and thinks she's just cursed in life lol. Fails school because she struggles waking up which makes her being late often. But also gets in the dumbest situations that her teachers dont believe her (the bus drove past me THREE times in a row mr.smith I swear!! I had to walk here!!), She is so naturally clumsy and destructive that she gets in trouble for that. And she would have dyslexia so reading also kinda sucks! So she goes from school to school which stunts her from making friends and her anxiety also stops her from making friends because who would wanna be friends with her? Clumsy awkward new kid thats just gonna get kicked soon? Her parents are also so patient and sweet and support her. They own a bakery where marinette likes to help at. (Or tries to despite accidentally dropping a pan of brownie cookies right before open. Her mom simply went 'guess we wont have that on the menu today!' and her dad helped her clean it up and they laughed it off. Tom is the step-dad in this au but he is the dad that STEPPED up ehehe)

Then she starts a new school and idk fights a monster with a help of a satyr? idk who the satyr is but they have 1 more kid to pick up who lives in the FANCY part of town (idk mf which state?? new york probably) and they fight off monsters on the way to this huge mansion where they find adrian!! who is currently battling ANOTHER monster and idk marinette uses her creative brain to fold it and the three run all the way to camp. idk if she should be a child of apollo or like athena(BRAIN BABY)? but thats how far my brain got :)

[thinkingabout-girls]

75k note oli theorionsound

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[carlyraejepsans]

"speak for yourself" make your own post❤️

[artsymeeshee]

Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[everchased]

hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

[malevolent-eunuch]

every narrator is unreliable bc ontological truth is non-existent and therefore unattainable

[wizzard890]

"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate double black battle scene

[darkwood-sleddog]

Because @staff is too cowardly…

[caramelldansenu]

[pondslime]

she............an empress whose name has been lost to the sands of time

[severmyneck]

[kelsh]

Putting the insatiable blood lust to good use

Bonus:

[almostshamelesspenguin]

Character: I think boys are pretty

Fandom: oh! They're gay! That's canon!

Different character: I have no interest in romance or sex. I don't understand it. Relationships confuse me. They seem pointless to me. I have no desire to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. I am an aromantic asexual.

Fandom: well, I guess you can interpret them as aroace...I don't see it though.