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[jlf23tumble]

Ngl, I really love your hot take hotline, especially when you talk about the hypocrisy in this fandom. Like theyre blogs here that will say XYZ and will retaliate to it afterwards. Quite funny but shitty at the same time. Saying things that will be "It's okay if youre closeted, dont come out" then afterwards be like " LOUIS IS GAY, HE SOO FUCKING GAY, WHY CANT PEOPLE SEE HE IS GAY, THE CHILD IS FAKE GUYS, LETS EAT SOME MOLD AND CHANT END IT END IT END IT " bunch of hypocrites tbh

Did I ghostwrite this and send it to myself? No, I'd never do something that incredibly tragic, BUT I VIBE WITH THIS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE, godddd. I feel the same way when the lady-hating band strikes up its latest tune, like, you are literally NOT supporting a closeted artist, you're doing the very opposite when you want to out them with every fiber of your being because of the way you want to be right and/or you don’t like the way their girlfriend talks or looks or dances or thirsts or dresses or whatever it is you dislike the most in yourself.

[tinydefector]

TFP Shockwave with a pet human who he's come to be rather affectionate with absent mindedly and has become more interactive with them outside of experiments even. One day human goes missing / isn't in usual spot and Shockwave is trying to figure out wtf is going on but then a con makes a cruel joke (anyone of choosing I thought arachnid or starscream) that they fell out of their cage and got caught underfoot whoopsies . how does Shockwave react before the human comes out from their hiding spot where they were resting??? O_O

Out of Reach

Shockwave x human

Warning: none

Word count: 1k

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Shockwave grew increasingly troubled as his thorough search of the lab turned up no sign of his human companion. They were always precisely where he expected upon his arrival, yet this cycle they were nowhere to be found. A nagging unease arose within the Decepticon scientist, though he remained outwardly calm as he searched.

Shockwave diligently swept across the laboratory once more, searching for any trace or clue that could indicate the human's whereabouts or condition. This simply made no logical sense. They had never hidden from him, something must have happened. Had something interfered with the lab's systems without triggering alerts? No breaches were indicated. Shockwave did not appreciate unexplained variables in his work.The sooner this small mystery was solved, the better.

Arachnid watches with a smirk on her lips as Shockwave walks through the halls checking different areas and in hopes that his little companion was just hiding. "Missing something Shockwave?" She inquires with a raised optic brow, not looking rather interested.

Shockwave paused in his meticulous vent searches to regard the inquisitive Arachnid. She took far too much pleasure in others' losses, however minor.

"My human subject is absent from their Enclosure without explanation," he stated flatly. No sense indulging her obvious gloating. "Their whereabouts remain unknown." Her smirk only widened. "And you thought you had everything so neatly ordered. Surprises happen, even to our beloved scientist." Her tone held thinly veiled mockery. "Perhaps a fleshling has more spirit than you gave it credit for."

Shockwave disregarded her taunting for now. "If you possess any data that could aid my investigation, speak. Else your presence here serves no purpose." His patience for games was nonexistent. She lets out a huff as she turns away. "Last I saw them Starscream was rambling about discarding the little pest, I would much rather have added them to my collection, but no use once they are squished" she replies amusement flicking in her optics. It makes Shockwave's spark go cold at the thought.

Starscream, interfering in his work yet again... but to harm the human? It made no sense. "Elaborate. What precisely did Starscream say?" Starscream's actions often lacked reason, but there had to be a thread of logic here. The thought of harm coming to his research subject was. displeasing.

His optic narrowed on Arachnid, another smile graced her lips. "If my memory serves correctly, starscream stepped on them when he was in your laboratory last, and decided it was easier to discard them before they made a mess with all their bloo " she teases. She was going to see just how far Shockwave was willing to go for the little flesh bag.

Something akin to anger flashed through Shockwave's circuits at Arachnid's vague 'memory' and obvious game. Starscream would pay dearly for damaging laboratory property and disrupting critical research. His optic burned into hers. "Show me. Now."

Starscream looks up from his data pad when the sound of Shockwave's shadow forms over him. Arachnid gives him a little wave before stalking off, leaving Shockwave with him. "What can I do for you, Shockwave, as you can see I am rather busy" he states, wings flickering in annoyance at being interrupted.

"You will explain the human's current status and your role in their disappearance, Starscream," he stated calmly. Too calmly, given the swirling calculations within his processor. "Arachnid insinuated you were involved with deactivating them."

Starscream shifted uneasily under that baleful optical lens. “How dare you accuse me!” he snarls as his optics glare at the scientist. Shockwave cut him off. "The human. Where is it? I will have answers, one way or another. Do not test me further, Starscream."

"You babbling Moron I haven't been anywhere near your Lab nor near that disgusting little creature you adore!I'm Sure Arachnid would just love to add them to her collection of prizes and is using this time to hunt them" Starscream snarls out wings flickering even more as Shockwave threatens him.

The moment those words leave Starscream, Shockwave turned on a heel strut and departed, optic aglow with sheer anger. When Shockwave stalks back into his laboratory Arachnid isn't paying attention as she looks through the vents eager to try and find the human before Shockwave's return.A faint whirring was Shockwave's only warning before his blaster cannon trained directly on Arachnid's backstrut. "Cease your prowling immediately, My companion is off limits as is instructed by Lord Megatron" he commanded, weapon charged and ready.

She froze at the sound of his calm yet irrefutable voice. “Such a shame, yet you still have found your precious little pet, perhaps they have finally abandoned you” she sneers back at him. His optic narrowed to a slit. He took a measured step forward. "The human. Where have you hidden or disposed of them, Arachnid?" A hiss escaped her in mingled frustration and wary respect. Lying to Shockwave was never wise. Slowly, delicately, she extracted herself away from the vent. "I have no idea."

Movement catches Shockwave optics from over on his bench, it makes both Decepticons helms snap to the moment. "What time is it?" the little human asked while rubbing their eyes as they pulled the large cloth around their body. walking out of the unoccupied crate that originally held Shockwave's energon cube rations. Arachnid snarls as she pushes Shockwave off before stalking out of the lab. "What was that about?" They mumble tiredly.

Shockwave's cannon whirred down as he took in the dishevelled yet apparently unharmed human, "It is roughly mid-cycle," he replied calmly, his servo moving across their frame taking in their appearance making sure they are not injured. all traces of anger leave his processes.

"You appear undamaged. How did you get to be within the energon container? Arachnid led me to believe you'd been.harmed." he questioned, Relief pulsed through his lines, though he showed no outward emotion.

"I fell asleep in there last night while you were working, sorry I didn't mean to cause any issues" they state as he lifts them up. Shockwave processed this new information and he cursed himself for not checking the crate. "You have nothing for which to apologise for " he replied calmly, holding the human against his chassis. “I ask that you alert me as to your wear about before recharge for your own safety” he states before setting down with them in his servos.

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[zwolfgames]

Yandere Draco Malfoy x reader (Part 3)

Requested by: /

Warnings: Talks of murder, unlogical magic use, abuse of spells, violence and yandere stuff.

Parts: Part 1 , Part 2

And it was ass-

Draco woke up early to do his hair, insisting that he'd do yours aswell. And no, you were never as high end as him, so getting all these forgein products put into your hair wasn't pleasant.

He began choosing your weekend outfits. Styled your school robes when he didn't approve of how ruffled they were, he even went as far as to push you into the bathroom to shower when he found you too greasy. By wich you mean everyday....

You hadn't expected the blonde to be such a control freak, but he was. Okay, maybe you should have... 

Currently, you were simply walking down a secluded hall.. again, when the statue next to you and Draco let its axe drop.

You weren't fast enough to completly save your most controlling friend, tough you did pull him into you out of reflex. A bleeding cut was created on his left arm... but it was better then getting an axe trough your head, you suppose.

Draco screams out in angony and you wince as the sound hurt your ears.

You drag the fool with you to the infirmairy while he's crying out in pain, hoping you get there before he passes out because in no way are you strong enough to carry this lanky kid.

You grit your teeth as you think back to the now thrid attempt at Draco's life. What student even has the balls to attempt this even once? And how had the teachers not caught them?

And why is Harry Potter staring at you and Draco from behind a corne-

What.

You whip your head around to face the chosen one who freezes as he's caught.

"I can explain-" He stutters out with his hands up to show his innocence.

"Did you try to kill him?" You ask simply while Draco's just screaming.

"No-"

"Okay." You turn back around and keep walking, you had bigger problems then Potter's questions right now.

"What? No wait-" He runs after you as you keep walking.

You don't really react as you keep dragging Draco away to the infirmairy.

Mrs.Pomfrey gasps in shock as you bring Draco in, she immeadiatly gets to work and you can finally drop the screaming blonde onto a bed, tough he's mostly just crying now.

Draco demands that you hold his other hand while Pomfery heals his arm.

So you suck up your free will and sit next to his bedside to hold his hand.

Harry hasn't left... Just stares at the scene in confusion.

"Why are you friends with Malfoy?" The dark haired boy asks.

You eye him for a moment, as you've never talked before.

"I'm not." You shrug and Draco almost snarls.

".. You are." The blonde croaks out in pain, just to correct you.

You roll your eyes and Harry's frown tightens.

"Do you have any clue's on who's trying to kill him?" Harry asks, as if the target isn't right by you two.

"A student, thats all I know. And if you're going to be asking questions atleast make it less obvious that you're interogating us." You scoff and the boy bites his lip, pushing his glasses back up.

"I want to help-" 

"Yourself. We know." 

You finish for him and he looks baffled.

"Thats not what I was going to say." Harry frowns more, fidgeting with his sleeves.

"But it was what you meant. It's a student, thats all I know. Now shoo because the more I talk to you the harder this git squishes my hand." You side glare at Draco who is currently glaring at Harry.

"Then let go of him. He'll be fine on his own, come help us search." Harry suggests a bit calmly now.

Wow, you've never tought of just letting go- Ofcourse you had! Draco just had a deathgrip on your hand.

"This doesn't concern you, Potter." You shake your head. Harry steps closer to look you in the eye.

"No, it does concern me. Nothing at this school ever happens without Voldemort being behind it, it has to be some kind of elaborate plan to get the schools defences down." Harry tries to convince you.

"Ah yes, killing Lucius' son is gonna bring all of Hogwarts down! The worst it's gonna do is have Draco's dad sue the school or something." You explain.

"You know his father?" Harry asks in disbelief. "Well not personally, why?" You ask in confusion, eyebrows scrunching together.

"He's evil." Harry whispers as if he isn't being glared at by the blonde.

"Yea so? Thats not my problem?" You shrug again and ignore the pulling on your hand from a clearly annoyed Slytherin.

"What? That... Y/N, just help us, you're with Draco all the time, and you've saved him too. We can solve this together." Harry starts again with his proposal.

"No, Potter, let the teachers solve things for once, go study or something. And why do you know my name?" You narrow your (e/c) eyes.

Harry stiffens. From what you've heard of Draco's shittalking, he's quite the stalker. Tough you'd never expected to be a victim of it.

"Don't worry about it, you're well known-"

"I'm not."

"You're friends with a Malfoy."

"I'm not." You repeat again.

"..You are.." Draco buts in again.

You sigh at the absurdity of this all. Harry wanted that thrill of mystery. Draco wanted a friend he could control and you just wanted to pass this year.

Very diffrent wants and needs. Not compatible.

So you'd ditch them both.

Easy as that.

When Draco was allowed out of the infirmairy you helped him back up to your shared room and ran off as fast as you could.

Two goals in mind, catch the mystery person and avoid everyone else.

So, out of pure desperation, you stole a polyjuice potion from proffesor Snape's supply. How, you may ask. You snuk a letter up under the door of his office that said he was needed by Dumbledore in terms of his potions career. It couldn't be too obvious, but it seems you had nailed it.

So without furder ado, you threw a hair of your blonde 'friend' into the potion. You had snatched a Slytherin tie from his closet. Quite an idiotic descicion to let you live in his dorm...

Oh well. You were transformed in a matter of minutes, tried to adjust the now blonde hair back to how neat Draco usually had it and set off to go find the most secluded and dark places off the castle.

If they wanted Draco malfoy dead, then they'd have to try harder.

It didn't take long before you felt watched. But you had to keep the cocky air up around you. Chin up, back straight. 

And bam! A spell again! Right past your face from behind. Since you weren't actually Draco, you had been on guard. And this time this sucker wasn't getting away.

You chugged down a speed potion, accio-ing your broom as you ran after the person. Draco's height aided your sprint, tough you hoped the polyjuice potion didn't affect your own pyshical abilities because you doubt that Draco could hold up running as long as you.

Your broom flew into your hand not long after, stealing tricks from Potter wasn't a bad idea as long as no-one saw it!

You didn't even sit on the long stick, no time for that. You just let it drag you along as it flew. You didn't know brooms could even work like that, but your will power was enough for it to do so.

You pushed off against walls as you followed this person into the darker parts of the castle. Deeper into the dungeons. They must have realised long ago that you weren't Draco, or they'd have tried something to hurt you.

Glidinf off of stairs, ignoring the harsh thuds you made against walls and the layers of skin under your pants that were getting torn up by your landing and frantic turns and collisons.

It could all be fixed. As long as you finally caught this damm person it would all be worth it.

With a last jump you caught onto the persons black hood, togging it off and holding in to keep them in your grip.

A feminine yelp left the wrongdoer's mouth as you threw her onto the ground. Letting your broom fly out of your hands so you could pull out you wand, aimed right at her neck.

A....

A child....

First year, maybe.... second year?

You didn't know. But you eyes widened at the sight of this... scared girl.

 But now's not the time to be weak, who knows, maybe she took a polyjuice potion too to get the wrong person jailed.

"Explain, right now." You demand in a snarl. It must have looked a lot more intimidating considering you had Draco's face at the moment... It was strange hearing his voice say your words...

"I-I only want him dead!" The girl shouts out. You stiffen and tug her up by the hair.

"And why?" You narrow your now grey eyed gaze. Glaring harshly.

"His father ruined my family! Why are you helping him!?" The girl sobbed. You weren't sure what to do...

Let a kid kill Draco or just turn her in...

You couldn't let her roam free and try again. If Draco actually died you'd be suspicious too.... And intergogated. Truth serum and bam, they had you as the one that let the murderer get away.

Is that a selfish tought?

Are you allowed to think that way?

"I'm helping him because I'm not letting someone die, Malfoy or not." You bite back.

"Thats stupid, he's using you! Let me go!" The girl tries to kick you, a quick 'Stupefy' to the face knocks her right out.

No, you made your desciscion, better safe then sorry. You'd just... deliver her to Dumbledore... Thats better then.. Snape? Better then McGonnagall? Atleast punishment wise. Maybe.. they'd just send her to therapy?

Yea.. lets believe in that...

You carried the girl out of the dungeons. Exhausted by the end of the stairs. If only you knew a spell to make bodies float, too bad thats a Potter exclusive.

After some breaks and huffs, you got to Dumbledore's way too high up office.

Trying to make the walls open or whatever, you hadn't ever been here before...

And you still looked like Draco...

Oh this day couldn't get any worse.

You managed to open the gateway, dropped the kid on a chair at Dumbledore's office and looked him in the eye.

"Malfoy, what brings you and Delaine here?" Dumbledore inquires calmly.

"It's L/N, sir. This is the girl thats been trying to kill Malfoy, excuse my looks..." You sigh and run a hand trough your- Draco's hair. Too much gel for your liking...

"L/N? I see. And how did you aquire a polyjuice potion?" Dumbledore asked with an amused smile.

He didn't look mad but you were'nt going to risk it.

"Lucius Malfoy aided me and Draco in our plan, sir." You lied spontaniously. The old man didn't seem to question it and just nodded.

....

"She isn't going to.. Azkaban, right?" You ask in a whisper.

"No... Miss Delaine hasn't killed anyone... yet. She'll be undergoing a trial. I'll be sure to give your house twenty points for your heroic behavior. You like it on the down low, don't you?" Dumbledore smiles.

You stiffen at his sudden.. correct assumption.

You tought he knew lots, but to know personal things about you? Some random student? Weirdo...

What's he? All seeing?

"You're dismissed, L/N. Be sure to visit the imfirmairy, you look quite rustled." Dumbledore advised and opens the gateway for you again.

You nod and walk out.

Only when the door closes again does your calm expression twist into guilt...

You just ruined some girls life... Not as bad as going to Azkaban... but you defenitly fucked it up..

But.. but it would have been worse for her if she had actually killed Draco. You keep repeating that all the way to the infirmairy.

Why did it have to be some kid?

You weren't sure wether to tell Draco the morning after.

You had come back to the dorm, no strange onlookers glared at you now that you looked liked Draco.

Tough you watched in the mirror as the potions' effects wore off. As the blonde melted back into (h/c) and your body became your own again.

All while you saw the person you were sleeping behind you.

He wasn't even tucked in correctly...

So you did that first... then went to bed yourself.

And now here you were, with Draco gushing over how amazing you looked with the Slytherin tie and how you should steal his clothes more often.

You refrained from looking angry since he didn't need to know all about your reasons for it.

A shame you forgot to change before going to sleep...

He made you wear that tie for the whole day.

It was like a claim.

You weren't sure how you felt about this whole 'friendship' anymore now that the murder problem had been resolved...

Maybe you'd just stick around untill one of the teachers officially announces that the case was solved.

You just wanted your old friends back, your old roomates...

But luck was never on your side.

Not a week after, it had been revealed, wich seemed good. You weren't mentioned, just like Dumbledore knew you wanted.

But oh boy. Someone else knew.

Lucius Malfoy.

The man himself came to visit Hogwarts and singled you and Draco out after dinner.

Exposing your heroic deeds and making Draco like you even more.

he assumed you cared about him to do all this. You just had the basic human decency to not let someone die.

Thats all there was to it.

Atleast on your side.

After Lucius' visit, Draco didn't let you leave him like you had planned.

And you were finally fed up.

Packing your stuff, you'd just move back to your dorm without asking.

"What do you think you're doing?" Draco stood in the doorway. Closing the door behind him as he walked in.

"Moving back. The murder is solved." You state calmly, trying not to provoke anything in the blonde.

"Y/N, you can't do that." He shakes his head and opens your wardrobe again to put your clothes back.

"I can. I've helped you, it's over now." You refuse and put the clothes back in your suitcase.

Draco's face twists into a frown as he comes closer.

"We're not over."

"That isn't what I said-"

"You're mine, Y/n."

Draco announces so directly you needed a moment for the shock to pass so that that cringe feeling could swarm over you.

"Excuse me?" You ask in offence.

"You're mine. In everyway a person could be mine." Draco elaborates, it isn't making his words any better."

"You're sounding absurd." You facepalm but your wrist gets snatched and pulled to his chest.

"You don't understand. I want you in every way there is to want. You're my soulmate. Platonically, Romantically- whatever ally there is. You're the first true friend I've had. You're mine." Draco grins slightly... pshycotically.

Sure mental problems are allowed but keep them to yourself, jeez.

"Did someone make you chug a love potion? Go sober up in the corner and then we'll talk." You keep your cool. Even if you're freaking out on the inside. He isn't acting normal. This has to be a potion of somekind.

Surely it is.

"My father has already agreed that I can court you, Y/N. Don't you see how good this could be for you.?" Draco smiles, trying to convince you of his ultimate love.

You cringe and try to back away, but the blonde just backs you up more into the wardrobe.

"Don't fight our bond." Draco whispers rather creepily.

You'd rather fight both the bond and him if you could choose.

But the moment that you did, or well, attempted to punch him, you were out like a light.

Just like that girl you caught, Draco had 'stupefied' you too.

Knocked out cold for him to gush over.

He just needed a friend that wouldn't leave him.

A friend that wasn't fake.

And you were perfect, seeing as you had no trouble insulting him.

So you were his.

You'd stay his.

You had chosen wrong.

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Kinda lame ending, I know.

But I mean, good enough for a long ass one shot like this. Coudln't let it get too long.

Requests are always open. This is also on Wattpad (its one whole chapter there), and request can be done there too! Whatever you prefer!

have a nice day/night <3

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Words: 5210 (If you read all three parts)

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[melbatron5000]

Missing scenes?

Please, go insane with me. Again.

I'm still digging through the chiastic structure looking for Clues, and BOY HOWDY am I finding them.

Number one, I'm pretty certain I found TWO middle points.

There's one spot where the current show as it is meets up and extends out from. And another spot that isn't, but which I think is the True Middle. And I'll tell you what, I came at it a little bass-ackwards, and somehow accidentally wound up with the True Middle before I came across what I've been calling the Fool's Middle.

Okay. Great. Yay me. When I first found the Fool's Middle, I thought it must be the True Middle, and I'd been messing up this whole while. Except, I've been finding some very clear matches in some odd spots to the "right" of the middle, if we lay the story out in a left-to-right order. That shouldn't be. Chiastic structure is a mirror. Matches should be on opposite sides of the middle. But my assumed middle is working out MUCH better than the middle that actually falls in the center.

What the what.

Unless we're missing scenes.

Which brings me to find number two.

Several people have suggested that the scenes might be out of order, given the vehemence that Crowley shouts this at the demons before they attack the ball. I thought so too, and I figured the chiastic structure breakdown would show me what order they belong in.

Well, almost.

As I busily sorted through looking for mirror parallels, I started to notice that there's one chunk that has no real matches on the other side of the middle. Not the Fool's Middle, and not the True Middle. No real echoes, either.

The Resurrectionists minisode.

The present-day scenes that are interspersed with the Resurrectionists flashbacks have parallels. Just not any moments from the actual flashbacks themselves.

I figured I must just be blind, and decided to comb through that particular bit more thoroughly.

Here's the first thing I found:

Note 138: "We do a miracle so no one knows it's him, now no one knows it's him. Nice one, us." Hand-written note: "It's definitely Gabriel."

Note 134: Crowley brings Aziraphale to see the Gabriel statue in the 1700s. (1827, I know. They're notes, bear with me.) Hand-written note: "It's definitely Gabriel." "We do a miracle so no one knows it's him."

Okay, awesome, so there ARE mirror parallels in the Resurrectionists minisode. When Aziraphale says "it's definitely Gabriel" mirrors when no one knows it's Gabriel. Cool. No missing scenes. Yeah?

Oh, no. Not so freaking fast. Here's the next thing I found:

Note 160: Wee Morag is shot. (By the grave gun.) Hand-written note: "You are out of order!"

Note 161: "YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER!" Hand-written note: this is pretty much where the mirror of the Resurrectionists minisode should go.

Yeah. You'd think Wee Morag getting shot would have a solid mirror, right? But it doesn't. Unless you count Crowley yelling about demons -- or something -- being out of order. Hmmmm . . .

Okay, let's keep digging.

Note 171: Crowley vanishes down a hole. Handwritten note: Something's wrong -- like a hangover.

Note 170: Something's wrong, go to my friend. Hand-written note: Crowley vanishes down the hole to Hell.

Hot damn. Here we go.

Believe me when I felt a little bit like Aziraphale reading that his cocoa doth grow cold. A tad like Crowley was yelling right at me. At least, for a moment.

I can't find any other mirrors for Resurrectionists. I've looked. I'm not seeing anything.

Crowley can tell something isn't right. Something else is meant to be happening now, not a demon attack. And to him, it feels like a hangover -- that laudanum hangover, that ended in him getting sucked to Hell.

In the book, we learn that Crowley has a fine time trying to describe helicopters to Leonardo Da Vinci. In the Resurrectionists minisode, he tells Mr. Dalrymple he might want to wash his hands.

I don't think Crowley can see the future. In season 1, when Aziraphale asks him how the end of the world is going to go, he says rather irritably that he's never done it before, it's not like they let you go round again until you get it right. I don't think Crowley knows precisely what's wrong or what's meant to be happening when he feels that hangover mirror -- but his talent is time, and through that sense, he can tell whatever's happening isn't right.

Thus why he demands of the demons -- what are you doing here? What are any of you doing here? And then tells them, you are OUT OF ORDER!

The demon attack has plenty of parallels, it is supposed to happen -- but it's not meant to happen just yet. It's too soon. We need the Resurrectionist parallels first. Once we have those, the Fool's Middle falls away, and the True Middle takes its rightful place.

Now, my big question: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MISSING SCENES?

I'm NOT a fan of "The Magic Trick You Didn't See" theory. I don't think the Metatron has Dicky Bird to do with re-writing the Book of Life, which, by the way, we have no evidence of one way or the other even functioning as described. We have three different characters tell us two different things about it, and we never see it in action. Also, the only things that are missing and that has Crowley out-of-sorts are the Resurrectionist parallels. We're missing a couple of scenes that should match those. Just a few things. But important things, I should think.

Who took them? What events now suddenly didn't happen? And why were they taken?

Listen to me, I'm so wrapped up in this I'm writing like this is just fact. These are my thoughts. The chiastic structure has yielded some awesome stuff, stuff I think is really true. Is this true? Do I have this right? I don't know, and I've certainly been wrong about stuff before. But I do think I'm on to something here.

Also, now that I think of it for a moment, those are maybe not the right questions. DID someone take the missing scenes? Or did time jump forward past them? If time did just skip ahead -- hello, book shop clock -- why did it do that? And why can Crowley tell it did it this time, but isn't concerned about the other times? We all know about the book shop clock jumping ahead during the kiss scene, but the damn thing jumps ahead almost every time it's in a shot. Always ahead, though, never back. There are a lot of references to time, so I think it's important somehow.

[tsutsumi-kurose]

tbhk 119 thoughts!!

[shows up to the red house a week and a half late with an iced coffee]

lol lots of thoughts this chapter!!

i think one of the most prominent questions of this chapter is about the status of kou. it seems our boy is definitely possessed, but how possessed? is possession a switch that turns on and off? to me, it seems like there are parts of kou that are genuinely him in this chapter, but he's definitely not acting of his own accord. can the entity possessing him change the strength of its control from moment to moment?

i don't really have an answer, but i noticed a parallel that might hold some clues!! i thought kou smiling and pointing nene in adult amane's direction seemed very familiar...

he looks strikingly similar to the tsukasa we met in the first red house arc!! the pointing is the same, as is the wide eyed, somewhat vacant sunny disposition. this suggests to me that kou is currently filling a role similar to the one tsukasa filled in the original red house arc, sort of a wishes tour guide, or lure. they both know what the person they're showing around wants, and they're taking them right to it!!

i don't think they're exactly the same, though... i get the impression original tsukasa had a little more agency than kou does here. original tsukasa got a wish granted and even got to leave of his own accord!! whereas kou seems more in between. he seems to have more of a distinct role/job than the people who came to the red house and never left, and he still has aspects of his own personality and relationships, but he's definitely being controlled.

it does seem like the entity has a lot more strength in this new timeline, but I also wonder if it was always capable of this—what happened to all the original red house victims? did the people originally trapped in the red house ever get puppeted around? or did no one worth manipulating show up before kou and nene?

i also love how this parallel seems so similar bc of how familiar but not quite right the behavior is for both kou and tsukasa!! tsukasa was a smiley, helpful child before being possessed, and likewise, at least around nene, kou is usually cheery and helpful too!! so that makes it difficult to tell how much of their personalities are lingering vs what is the doing of this entity that grants wishes…something that is supposedly helpful and would make people happy…

speaking of happiness!!

this is my other favorite parallel from this chapter:

of course. of course! of course i'm happy, of course i love you. isn't it interesting, what adult amane's "of course i'm happy" seems to suggest about amane's "of course i love you"? I find it really interesting that when four-year-old amane said this, he probably really meant it!! but tsukasa thought he hated him. when the entity says “of course I’m happy”…well, does the entity mean it? seems very pointedly deceptive, but I suppose it’s not off the table that the entity may genuinely believe people are happier this way

I’m also interested in hearing the entity talk through amane, given that supposedly whatever changed didn’t affect anything before the twins’ fourth birthday. so that would suggest the god still learned its speech patterns from tsukasa:

it would be so devastating if possessed amane’s false “of course I’m happy” was truly an echo of how tsukasa interpreted amane’s “of course I love you” as false ):

i'm also interested in the fact that amane was visited on his fourth birthday...when the clock clearly said 1968 when the clock keepers went to the past.

the way adult amane covers his face when recalling this memory is also very similar to how hanako covers his face when talking about using the clock to change something in ch101, which makes me think the change was very possibly 1968 amane’s doing. this figure we see talking to four-year-old amane could be a 1968 amane, and maybe he changed something on the day of their fourth birthday.

which would mean he changed something about the day tsukasa got sacrificed... that would be devastating, because it doesn't seem like tsukasa ever came back. I can’t really imagine how intentional that would’ve been on amane’s end, but i could see amane trying to stop tsukasa from sacrificing himself and the entity seizing on this and causing more complications... hm...

final parallel bc this is where I start crying

just two cuties in the red house in separate timelines ready to alter reality to be whatever will make amane happy :')

they both love him so much!! they're the same!!!<3

but with an important distinction in approach, which is that nene tries her best this chapter to get amane's input on what his happiness looks like and how he'd like her to go about supporting that vision!! i'm really interested to see what a wish given with permission looks like... and how might it alter the outcomes? may not work out, but a round of applause for her doing her best at communicating lol

"or was life still difficult after all...?" analysis OVER i have to go cry again <3 goodnight <3

[calextheneko]

Hazbin Hotel: Alastor and Husk Theories

This is nothing serious. Just me thinking about what the exact deal that went down between Alastor and Husk is. We know that Husk used to be an overlord, and that he made some kind of deal with Alastor related to being an overlord and gambling that led to his current state of being powerless and completely under Alastor's control. We never really saw how powerful he was as an Overlord, but getting that title isn't something you do if you're a light weight so he had to once command considerable influence and power before meeting Alastor and gambling away all souls owned before losing his own soul in a deal with Alastor. As far as I can tell the only clue we're given to the exact nature of the deal beyond gambling being involved is him singing in Loser Baby "I sold my soul just to keep my power." Implying it was some attempt to keep his power and possibly status as an Overlord. But obviously, that didn't happen considering he commands no noticeable amount of power or respect now.

So I've got three theories.

Theory 1: Husk was tricked. He thought he was making a deal that would retain his power, but it wound up robbing him of everything because he didn't properly understand the terms. It does seem like Alastor is very good at entrapping people in deals to the point Charlie is warned and believes she can't make any deals with Alastor whatsoever because it's likely to be a trap of some kind, so entrapping people seems to be his normal thing.

Theory 2: Husk made a deal and understood the terms, that he did get to keep his overlord powers from it. BUT! Now because Alastor owns his soul he's under orders that he can't disobey to not use his powers and can only ever use them if Alastor gives him the ok first, forcing him to currently live as if he had no power at all.

Addendum to Theory 2: Might have powers related to gambling that allow him to win, based on the cheater note in Loser Baby song, he might still have access to gambling based powers based on the fact he was winning big in the pilot before Alastor showed up.

Theory 3: This is currently the theory, that were I a betting man I would bet is the correct one. Alastor challenged Husk to gambling for souls, Husk being an expert gambler agreed, but Alastor beat him at his own game. When Husk had lost all the souls under his domain, Alastor offered him and all or nothing round where Husk would bet his own soul. Overconfident in his own gambling abilities and his addiction to it, he couldn't resist such a bet that if he won would let him take everything, and accepted a deal to gamble his own soul for the souls he lost and possibly souls Alastor had as well. Lost the gamble, meaning by the terms of the deal his soul belonged to Alastor and he had now lost everything and that's why he has no powers now despite having made a deal to keep his power.

Additional Note on Theory 3: Losing his soul may have saved Husk's life. What did Alastor do? Topple a bunch of overlords and take all their power. This makes Husk yet another Overlord Alastor tackled. Alastor gained some attachment to Husk, and thinks fondly of him, albeit in the terms that someone thinks of a favorite pet, and so instead of killing Husk and broadcasting his screams like the other enslaved him instead. Alternatively, other Overlords were smart enough not to accept a deal that would cost them their soul and then Alastor just killed them instead since there was nothing more to be gained from leaving them alive.

Husk's current situation may suck but there's a pretty high chance if Alastor hadn't gotten complete control over him the radio demon would have killed him again cosigning Husk to oblivion.

I also think Husk is the only person we've seen Alastor use a pet name with, calling him Husker. Which might show him having some attachment to Husk, but not in any way anyone would like. Well, there are probably a few people out there who would enjoy being in Alastor's power. but you get what I mean.

[falconearring]

goood day! hope you're doing splendid

if you have the time, would you mind explaining a bit of the lore of your au so far? I'm very interesting in lot of mechanics of aus, and apart from whatever bits you've dropped about the gang and what they're upto, is there any specifics you'd like to add on as a note? this isn't about spoilers, and if doing so might reveal some then it's completely understandable!

I'm really interested in how your story progresses and if not the above, id love to hear what you think so far about it and what you think of the thoughts of people, like their interpretations if have any! thank you for taking the time for this and its completely fine if you don't want to answer

apologies if I came off as rude or too assuming, and for the rather long ask ahah

thank you again! have a great day or night ahead! take care

Hey thank you so much for dropping this in my inbox!! You taking interest warms my heart!

I'm gonna use this ask as a means to drop these headshots and notes. Below is every person who currently resides at the repurposed logging yard. They call themselves the Hermits. All of these people will appear at least once in the comic, and I'm going to do my best to include these little bits of info within the actual story too!

Other members of traffic/life smp will also appear, they just aren't associated with the group established here. So Scott, Lizzie, Jimmy, Martyn, Bigb, Scar and Grian are going to make an appearance later.

As for the setting, we're 2 years into the apocalypse at this point. There are safe guarded cities, but these places are far away from where the story is taking place. The Hermits have pretty much been living their lives completely isolated from other people as a means of keeping safe.

Weather in this universe can be a bit extreme, as the world faces an imminent climate crisis a few years before the zombies start appearing inexplicably. Space stations were in the midst of being established before the apocalypse, with hopes that humanity could reestablish itself in outer space. When it hit, much of the remaining human race was evacuated from the planet as a last ditch effort. The status of the shuttles that were sent up is unknown. The stations being set up really weren't ready to be inhabited so soon, so its kind of iffy whether or not things are going much better up there.

Early into the apocalypse, helicopters would fly overhead looking for survivors and escort them back to safe zones and launch sites. This stopped not long after though, and whether or not they're going to start looking for survivors again is unknown.

As for the zombies themselves, the 'science' behind them is beyond anyone's understanding. Upon being bitten, the body instantaneously progresses through the stages of decomposition and takes on a sickly kind of bruised look. As far as any one can tell, there is no brain activity beyond this point, but the bodies still move inexplicably. Kind of a night of the living dead situation. Important to note that much like a human, if the heart or brain is destroyed they will die, despite not having a functioning nervous or circulatory system. I'm taking a distinctly supernatural approach to them because I just think it's cool.

I have no clue what year this is set in, but the Hermits are residing in the wilderness somewhere in Canada. I'll touch on pretty much all the above within the comic as well, but I thought there was no harm in sharing anyhow because you asked so nicely!

As for the second half, people have said a couple interesting things. Sadly I can't comment on a lot of it because it dips into spoilers! Somebody said they find it funny that Bdubs is probably freaking out while Etho is just chilling and that's absolutely spot on and made me laugh.

Thanks for such a detailed ask, anon! And thanks for your patience, I had to think about what I wanted to say ^_^ Hopefully this is what you were looking for, hope you have a fantastic day!

[qqueenofhades]

Okay, y'all. I had An Dream (TM) last night that I need to run by you, because, in short, What the Fuck Was Actually Going On. I Need to Know.

It started in a weird rundown Target Starbucks, where I had somehow been hired to work/cover someone's shift for just one day and was convinced that I had worked before in the waking world (i.e. not in dreams). I also seemed to be aware that I was dreaming and was discussing how weird it was that you remember things and histories in dreams that haven't happened in real life, that it looked awfully familiar to somewhere I had been before and where I was convinced that I had worked (for the record, I haven't, though I have worked at similarly crappy kiosk Starbucks and Mmm No Thanks).

I got a strange order for an excessively complicated drink from a customer I didn't see. The lights went out and I couldn't find any coworkers. Then someone appeared, gave me a book with a diagram on the cover and a wad of cash, and told me to follow the diagram and it would take me to some place I was happy (?!?!?!?).

Okay, so. It's a dream, what else do you do. I follow the diagram, and after some misadventures and side quests, find a fancy bookstore that looks like a Barnes and Noble but isn't. I wander into the equally fancy cafe, then back out. I get on an elevator with a bunch of other people to go to the first floor, to browse the stacks. The door shut, off we went... and then did not come out anywhere near an ordinary bookstore. In fact, we were informed, we had been sent on a seven-year adventure to solve a dangerous mystery, and it started NOW.

The basic premise of this adventure was that you went through different doors and ended up in different places/times in the world. There were also complicated rules governing which door would open and when; you were given a watch that would turn red or green depending on the portal status of various nearby doors. You could use a door to escape your current location at any moment (presuming it was open) but the more you jumped, the more difficult it got to escape where you were. There were also Trolley Problem-esque moral conundrums where if you used the door for yourself, it might prevent a friend or teammate from getting through and being trapped. We were all being hunted by a villain named Ograndar, whose name couldn't be said aloud or it would summon him (we started calling him O and/or writing it down). He looked like an average young man in a green sweater. It wasn't specified what would happen if he caught us, but it wouldn't be good. It was also implied that he was a reincarnated Roman emperor of some kind (one of the crazy ones) and if we went through a door that took us to Ancient Rome, we would be trapped forever and unable to get home.

I traveled to various EXTREMELY detailed locations that I remembered despite never being there before: a water park in Abu Dhabi, a noodle shop in Taiwan, a giant mega-mart in America, and then the last place: a regional KGB office sometime in the USSR. The officers were speaking Russian, but I was able to understand it, and I was also apparently the person in charge of hunting down The Villain Known As O in this time period. The clue lay in a cheesy niche 1980s fantasy novel, but we only had one copy. It was in Dutch, except for one page that was inexplicably in Latin.

Myself and my KGB-dream-minions were all trying to read this book when my alarm went off and I woke up.

Please tell me what the hell was going on.

[lutawolf]

Never Let Me Go D/s breakdowns Ep 2

Again... Let me state that I'm not sure if this is actually a D/s relationship. Is there a D/s element? No fucking clue. Is there a power imbalance? Abso-fucking-lutely. But is there a distinct power play line between work and play? That's the question. One I feel is not going to be answered clearly. But there has been a request for me to try.

I feel bad for Palm. I really do, but he agreed to be Nueng's friend. Well, making fun of him behind his back is a shitty way to be a friend.

Palm does not like being asked to serve Nueng. Nueng is also not acting like he expected, but we are starting to see some real Dom behavior from Palm. For now, we'll call it leadership behavior. He tells Palm to sit down and eat. Palm is doing everything not to look at Nueng. Is this submission, or does he not like Nueng?

There we go. We see some amusement from Palm, and he seems to relax. Less eye shifting. Then daddy shows up. Guys, I get what you're saying about Palm being submissive with other authority figures, but he doesn't do the body language that he does with Nueng. And Nueng is not more Dom than daddy. Are you getting what I mean, daddy might be in a subservient position, but he is more Dominant than Palm and Nueng.

See, that's something that daddy dearest doesn't understand. He expects Palm to be able to say no to Nueng like he can. I'm gonna call him daddy dearest from now on because he is an asshole who puts another kid before his own. Nueng, I need you to grow a backbone.

Palm immediately stands up when Nueng's backpack breaks. Is it to follow him or help him. Okay, not to follow, because he sat back down. Therefor, we can assume his natural reaction is to help. I'm so not feeling the kid that keeps trying to help him.

Palm's body language is so weird around Nueng. Take the river scene. As soon as Nueng shows up, Palm is side eyeing and hunching. What are they trying to convey. Does Palm really like Nueng? Is he fighting the like? Is he uncomfortable? Yet when we see the throat touch, there is chemistry, though again the eyes can't seem to hold Nueng's. Anyone know if the actor himself is prone to being shy??? Is this an actor slip through? Then we see confidence when he says that he can be his friend at school, but here he is a servant. These two are interesting. I'm using that word a lot, but Palm is holding strong this time because of his dad. If he didn't have his dad who is Dominant to him, he would have caved. Which is funny because Nueng sucks at being Dom.

The way Palm looks at Nueng. It's like he doesn't know how he feels about him sometimes and other times he is totally simping. Confidence when talking about swimming, but uncomfortable being asked to continue swimming.

See, that is 100% subby behavior. He has a job to do, but he has this need to listen to Nueng. I think the issue for Palm might be less about Nueng and more the position he is in. Yeah Palm, don't you wanna take a dance lesson. Then we are back to simping while Nueng plays piano.

So fucking subby. He made him the food. Worried about if his hands were washed. Asked if he wanted another one. This Bitch is a sub regardless of relationship status. It's like @suga4mycoffee or @dayummmdorisss even though they aren't currently in a relationship, they are subs down to their marrow. Now both are tough badass bitches. I pity anyone dumb enough to mess with one of their friends because they'll shred them. They might be subs, but they are still caretakers and defenders. They could be lethal if the situation called for it.

Nueng asks Palm if he would make him 100 if he wanted. Watch Nueng's body language. He says yes, but he isn't happy about it. He doesn't want to do it as a job. Body language changes when the vendor says he'll do it, but Nueng says he has someone to do it for him. Now it's not a job, and we see Palm smile at Nueng. Nueng tells Palm to tell the vendor the food is good, and Palm immediately does. Not because Nueng is his boss, but because it's his temperament.

There is the tough guy. Is it his job or is he jealous? Ben felt the threat. Now remember, this doesn't make Palm less submissive. Remember the badass bitches that I mentioned above. YES, NUENG show Palm's dad who is boss!!! There we go. We got some ordering and commanding. That was more anger than commanding, but I'm still proud of you Nueng. Very good. You are asking a bit fucking much, lady. Notice though that Palm is not submissive to Nueng's mom. He treats her as the boss, but he is not submissive.

Well, I'm intrigued. Let me know what you think. 💜💜💜

[a-tale-never-told]

The Twilight Syndrome Gang

[Part 1]

*Hope's Peak Academy, September 11th, 2012, 9:03am*

*As the morning sun begins to rise on yet another day in the city of Kyoto, six young girls sit in a picnic-like area located inside the currently closed Hope's Peak. Ever since the murder of Mr Simmons, Hope's Peak has been temporarily shut down as a response to the murder, and while the official manhunt for the killer is still going on as of late, the girls take this amount of time to make up for lost time*

So, Honami? May I ask why exactly are we here? Especially given that the school isn't even open untill next week.

*Currently, Mahiru is sitting next to her best friend and neighbor, Honami Sato, as the rest of the group is positioned to form a circle, with Ibuki and Mikan sitting next to each other, and Mikan also bordering Chiaki, who is currently on her video game console. Rounding out the rest of the group is a blond-haired, blue-eyed, girl with a dark teal dress with puffed sleeves and a red ribbon on her chest, sitting next to Chiaki and Mahiru.*

Yes, I am quite intrigued as to why you brought all of us here, given the current status of the academy?

You heard the woman, Santos! It's time to talk, talk, talk! So? What did ya get for us!?

...

First off, it's Sato, Ibuki. And second, the reason I brought you all here is for all of us to spend well-needed quality time, and for you guys to give me some well-needed input on the current situation that's been unfolding as of late.

Oh? Do tell, please?

Gladly, so you guys know what's been going on at Hope's Peak lately right? About the murder of one of the Reserve Course Teachers a few weeks ago?

Who hasn't heard of it at this point? It's all over the rest of the news around the city! Newspapers, television, radio, and other means of communication have covered this event, and the police are still continuing the investigation as far as I'm concerned.

Yes, but that's the point. I don't think the police are seeing the brighter picture here, is that I don't think it's just one person. According to what I got from my dad, they believe that the suspect impersonated one of the police officers while they were removing the body from the car. Hence the body must've been taken away before the autopsy.

But it doesn't make that much sense to me, because there's absolutely no way one guy pulled it all off by himself! He had to have some help or backup with him, I'm sure of it! It just simply isn't possible with the level of security in that station.

Is there any evidence to prove that someone inside the police force was actually working with the culprit? If so, what exactly was the motivation to do all of this? Could the insider be an old friend of the culprit and feel like he wanted to repay a favor? Or were the two working together from the beginning, and he just waited untill he received the signal to act?

I have no exact clue as to what went on in there, but I'm 100% sure that there was a mole in the police force that actively worked together with the culprit to kill Simmons and dispose of the body before anyone found who killed him. At least that's my theory anyway. I don't have enough evidence to prove that yet, but I've been trying to read several articles related to that.

Hmm?

I-Is there S-Something wrong, Sonia?

Do not fret, Tsumiki, I am simply more concerned about who on the contrary is the culprit because we have not the slightest clue as to who it is. All we can do is point out hypotheticals and try to guess who truly is the imposter in the city.

I dunno, dude. Probably some kind of street punks? There's a lot of them in this city, ya know?

I have to disagree with that, this is far too clean and well-thought-out for some street gang to pull off something like this. Perhaps a serial killer?

I'm afraid not, as this is simply less bloody and savage for a serial killer to do. They usually have some kind of calling card or modus operandi to commit their murders, but this is simply far too complicated to identify the clear motive behind all of this.

M-Maybe Y-Yakuza!?

!

Honestly? I wouldn't even be surprised at this point. But as much as my gut instinct is telling me that it is the case, I don't believe that the Kuzuryus did all of this, but It's a guarantee at this point...

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[vr2]

wtf is going on in this church, my little guys brother just got turned into a dragon that we had to mercy kill as a class and he still has school tomorow!? we are not doing school today we are going to get a happy meal and watch the breakfast club in class!!!

rambling thoughts below

im having a lot of fun liastening to the supports, i rly enjoy the character writing. my main chars are claude, hilda and sylvain and recently ingrid. i am trying to recruit as many as i can but lifes hard i am a bad teacher :(

i picked the golden deer in the end just because it felt right but edelgard and dimitri are extremely charging. i really wish i could recruit them too. i am hoping for a true end with all three house leaders alive. edelgard and claude are easily the most interesting characters outright in the school roster but jeritza, jeralt, rhea and seteth seem to hold the most interest of the non-school chars. my current thoguhts: claude is possibly an usurper of house riegan. his father either exiled or killed on purpose rather than an accident. i think he's keenly aware the grand duke (his grapa) will soon be out of the picture. there's a hierarchy in the alliance and the weaker houses have already defected such as daphnel becoming galatea with ingrid's support. claude intends to exploit that, he knows a lot abt crests but for what purpose? i think he was atempting to use his crest along with the sword of the creator to fully exert his control over the alliance. house riegan is the defacto largest stakeholder but the fact that house daphnel would even defect to faerghus for the sake of money says a lot abt how tenuous the ties between alliance nobles are. ive just got to flayn being saved and learning more abt crests. crests are the most powerful object in this world as it demarks you as able to use the relic weapons. you are born with crests via rng and crests automatically make you of noble blood. it is another object of status/power in the world. but due to the rng, this means that older noble children without crests are thrown by the wayside. naturally this isn't the greatest situation for the non-crest noble kids as we can see with miklan and sylvain. the crest nobles like ingrid and marianne are used like bargaining tools to cement their families power in the world. its especially grim for the ladies bc bloodlines, ingrids story was particularly emo for me.

there's also the politics of the world. as far as i can tell, there's in-universe racism against people of duscur and there was an incident to do with the faerghus king (dimitris dad) being killed IN duscur? ill be honest this wasnt super clear to me but the npc chatter denotes that people think ill of dedue bc of duscur discriminiation.

idk or care about why felix's dad is at the monastery hes annoying. but it seems the church has the most authority within the land. which is. concerning, given rheas bloodlust. the whole church of serios is bamboozling. rhea is definitely 100% either the actual main goddess OR she is her direct descendant. i think seteth and flayn are also her descendants bc of how they look. there's also that one line where rhea for some reason trails off before calling flayn seteths sister making me think that seteth and flayn are HER descendants actually and she is their like x15 great grandmother or something. flayn is also born on the same day as one of the saints which hints at it more and more.

thinking on the opening movie (which i wish was in better quality) - i think that's miss seiros/rhea and she stole nemesis' sword and put it in a fake tomb and declared herself dead to live as a human forevermore.

i have no fucking clue who we are or who sothis is but i love this little kusogaki. shes so moe. i really truiy cant wait to see what happens. i am about to slap jeritza around i hope i can kiss him.

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[OC REF] Diamond Enigma

Name: Diamond Enigma Aliases: Dr. Diamond, Dr. Enigma, Dr. Dimension, Di Gender: Non-Binary (They/He - Primarily uses They/Them but occasionally uses He/Him) Age: 25 Birthdate: June 10, 1996 Species: Human?? I think??? Height: 6'2" (188cm / 1.88m) Voice Type: Androgynous, semi leaning Masculine Body Type: Slim and Lanky Sexuality: Demisexual (Masc Preference) Relationship Status: Taken Pets: Does...Does Carnage count? Education Level: No clue but seemingly highly intelligent I guess?? Scars / Physical Deformities: Dr. Octopus tentacles I guess???? lmao Mental State: Really puts the "Mad" in Mad Scientist lmao Likes: Bad Boys I guess?? Villain Simp | Studying Complex Psychiatry | Helping Others | Reforming aforementioned bad boys lmao | Ice Cream, especially Mint and Rum flavors | Microwaved Sourdough with parmesan and butter (eat it quick tho or it becomes a rock lmao) | Symbiotes, Alien Species in general | Learning New Things | Cats | Slushies | Eccentric Fashion | Confusing People, extra points if its regarding their Gender lmao | Being a menace to society | Dislikes: Undeserved Negative Stigmas surrounding Mental Illnesses | Goody Two-Shoe Hero Types | Legitimately EVIL Villains / Assholes (Racist, Bigoted, LGBTQ+ phobic, Ableist, etc. Any kind of foul "real world" offenses) | Dogs | Long Drawn out Lectures | Occupation: Founder and current Manager of a Inter Dimensional Villain Reformation Clinic and Psychiatric Facility Other Notes: -First sona ever (before I even knew what sonas were), really old character, really personal to me pretty much an amalgamation of my childhood inspirations at the time. -Some of the past media you might find with this character; Pretty Much any DC cartoon of the 90s to early 2000s. more specifically, Justice League (Unlimited). Static Shock, Batman Beyond, & Batman the Animated Series, Ben 10 (Mostly the original and the show that came right after) & GhostFreak specifically, early 2000s spider man movies, anything to do with Venom or Carnage so that includes "Spiderman the Animated Series" and "Spiderman Unlimited", and mostly just general comic book inspirations. -The "Omnitrix" that they have isn't actually the same one as the show, it's more of a multi purpose tool. Such as being a; Communication device, controlling machines around their underground lab facility, a key, storage device, teleporter, AI system, and it's actually use from the show lol -The characters that Diamond most commonly interacts with are: "The Tentacle Arms" (which he can actually remove and reattach, when not in use they just sit on this fancy pedestal thing, hooked up to the facility's main frame so they don't get bored, GhostFreak who is a rather reluctant hire, Carnage who is just happy to be along for the ride, and the Omnitrix which actually has an essential AI system installed on it. -In regards to Diamond's abilities, he essentially travels to point in time where villains get defeated, pauses time, and says "Hey look you're about to be the captain that goes down with the ship but I can offer you an essential redemption opportunity, but yah gotta work with me, and trust me I'm literally someone you can't backstab, like it's actually physically impossible, but hey I'm your ticket out of here, your choice!

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Original Unedited Jeff The Killer Image

WARNING: Brief mention of suicide as that is part of one of the theories

Now, I have to admit, yes, the story (or at least the well known Jeff Woods) is well known in the community. But the origins of the image aren't, in fact, we do not know what's the truth here.

This is the image in question. It's paired up with both the original and the more well known late 2000 or early 2010's remake, which the latter can be read here warning it's a super long read, as I have no clue where the very first one is.

But, this isn't about any of the stories and more so the image.

There's a few things that are tricky about this image, and that is:

A) Where did it come from? B) Was this an edited image of Katy Robinson? C) Who made it or who is in it?

I'll go over those points today as an apology for being away so long and I didn't get to do my planned April Fools prank as I forgotten about it till now.

First, where did this come from?

One video on YouTube, that's entirely in Japanese, uploaded in early August of 2007 (could've been earlier), shows the image near the end of the video after showing the audience an odd looking baby. It's flashed for a bit before black screen with Japanese text.

This is one of the earliest appearances of Jeff, and it could've been earlier than that because Japan has their own video sharing site themselves. And I heard it's a meme there? I'm not to sure about that, I'll leave a link at the very end where I got the inspo to make this blog post.

But, people don't seem to like that theory so we move onto the Katy Robinson Theory.

For those who don't know, Katy Robinson is a girl who went into 4-Chan, posted a photo, got bullied and sadly killed herself afterwards. The following is an image often linked with this theory.

Now, while yes, if this is the case, it's a very tragic one. But the thing is, another image of Katy was found on a Christian website, on a section of email's they've gotten. Those emails were sent after she died, so unless her sister (the one who posted the above image) sent them out of her sis looking gothic then it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Also, her name might be Heather White, not Katy Robinson.

Now onto the last topic, who made it/who was in it?

It couldn't have been Katy/Heather, as the story attached to that theory could be false; so the first of them is plausible, at least to me. The first one is that it's a Stickcam girl, and the other is of a mask made by Sessur (the original maker of the OG more or less unknown version).

The Stickcam girl story is very simple. A girl posted a picture of her trying to look good, some 4-chan users made up some edits and one of them blew up because people thought she wasn't that attractive. This thread is most likely lost to time unless someone screenshotted it to high heavens, so we most likely don't know what the OG thread looked like. As for the mask theory, in an interview with Scare Theater Sessur says that the image was simply a latex mask with eyes added with red eye lids for blinking that had black rings over it.

However let's take another look at the image once again:

Now, I haven't worn a latex mask, but I have seen several in person and this doesn't look like it really is latex. For example the sides of the lips look drawn out and 'feathered', most likely in Photoshop (which could be the case, but it's never specified), and the lighting is off. If the face is so bright while the background isn't? I know that this might've been a pic taken by someone in the story (maybe? please correct me), but if the flash was on then you might've gotten more of the background than this.

Also here's an actual Jeff the killer latex mask below for comparison. Notice how the smile doesn't seem super drawn out and 'feathered' like it does in the above image?

So this is where we stand. An unknown origin for a famous creepypasta image and a few theories out there. Here's the video that was my inspo for the blog post and I hope that y'all check out my previous post for giving me suggestions on what to cover next!

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Unknown/lost

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If this isn't something you want to answer, please don't! I don't know if you don't like this sort of stuff or not. But how do you think Ward's attitude towards sex would be? How would he be before, during, and after. He's just such a hard person to read. We need more seasons!!

*laughs* We really need more seasons! (And I said I would love to see him appear in The Defenders, even if it’s just a small cameo or a mention or something that clues us in to what he’s doing post-Harold. God, everything in Ward’s life is going to be post-Harold now and I’m here for it.) 

Way I see it, there are a few interpretations of Ward’s attitude towards sex that can all fit beautifully into canon so far. My personal favourite is probably the one where he’s pretty much fine with casual sex (one-night stands and all that jazz) but kinda flounders when things get intimate with someone he connects with emotionally/mentally as well as physically. However, I also love the interpretation that he may be asexual -- I think that’d be lovely and so incredibly valid for him, too. And then there are all the myriad of other interpretations that work, of which I probably like the idea of him being the more submissive partner best. Something about him just screams to me that he’s not going to be the dude in charge, though he may feel a little apprehensive about really giving up control and trusting his partner in this. I think it’s his natural inclination to be soft and gentle, but that this natural inclination has gotten a little bit waylaid by his dad’s influence and the pressure to be this take-charge business professional in everyday life. 

When I think of the version of Ward I’m currently writing, he’s the kind of guy who does like to talk and debate things. He may be reluctant at times and unforthcoming with some stuff, but I think he’s overall most comfortable connecting with people intellectually and would really need a partner who’s able to keep up with him in that area. Intellectual stimulus is like good foreplay, haha, especially if it’s a little bit of back-and-forth bickering or a passionate talk about a particular subject. However, I keep going back to the idea that he’s not the type to make the first move. His role in the show is one that’s very traditionally dominant controlled alpha male, but I feel like Ward turns that archetype on its head a lot when he progresses through the season as this very sensitive guy who’s having a really bad run of life right now and is falling apart at the seams. He becomes ‘softer’ to me the further we progress.. not softer in a way that means weaker, but softer in a way that means he’s very aware of his own failings/shortcomings and only ever acted like that alpha male to protect himself from harm. (Which doesn’t mean he’s not an asshole, because my god he can be.)

Anyway, I’m digressing as fuck here -- I just think that first kiss and first initiative for sex would have to come from his partner, though I do think he’d invite it in a blatantly obvious manner and would happily reciprocate the second someone made a move on him. I have this idea that he’s excellent at riling people up and could be a bit of a sweet-talking flirt every so often if he feels comfortable enough. I think once Ward gets past that initial hurdle that’s that first physical contact, he feels more inclined to initiate physical contact/sex in the future. It’s a trust issue in a way, if that makes sense? He has to be absolutely sure that this is what the other person wants, so he goes out of his way to ensure that his partner has agency over the situation and that they really want this/him. (I have this sense that he really doesn’t want to control anything for anyone, because he’s used to Harold’s kind of shitfest control over him and he doesn’t want to be someone else’s Harold.)

The term ‘belligerent submissive’ just came to mind and I think that works beautifully for him? Like I think he’d absolutely love it if he could just lie back and enjoy himself, or be very giving toward his partner somehow and quite attuned to any of their nonverbal cues, but he’d occasionally challenge the status quo and make a play at dominance in the situation. I really can’t see him as this very hulking Mr Grey (thank the gods lol) or as this very physically domineering type, though. I just think he’d occasionally make a grab for control, or manoeuvre his partner into the kind of sexual situation where they’d just have to hold onto Ward for dear life and enjoy themselves haha. And come on, any kind of aftermath has got to involve snuggling -- he’s such a snugglebutt, lol, and I will accept no other aftermath than that. 

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<p>Survival Isn't Mandatory Content Teams Throughout Change</p>

"It's not necessary to change. Survival isn't mandatory."

This quote from W. Edwards Deming is very Darwinian. Change, adapt, and survive. Or don't. There's no middle ground. That's true whether you are leading anything in between, a Fortune 500 enterprise, a small business, or a content team. Change is constant, and happening faster than ever before, thanks to information technology power doubling every 2 years. You'll be left behind, although you can choose not to change. Survival is not mandatory.

I don't have the silver bullet but I'll share some advice based to assist you and your articles teams adapt and possibly even look forward to change.

Do Not Worry. Be Happy.

Full disclosure: I used to be a huge worrywart. I'd get rid of sleep thinking about all the permutations of how things could go wrong, or at the very least, less planned. I probably gave myself an ulcer on more than 1 occasion. While I could adapt to change, I didn't do this without wasting precious time thinking about the negative possibilities.

Then I had an epiphany. I won't give you the aspect of epiphany that was said. I also won't tell you what made it happen, because I do not have a clue. All I know is that suddenly something clicked and information given to me many times over the years eventually resonated. "Do not worry about things you can not control." There's no doubt it's among the pieces of advice I've ever been given, while easier said than done -- and it's the foundation of my three-point doctrine on change.

Embrace change.

Look for chances.

Do not worry about things you can not control.

Allow me to explain this philosophy helped me so it has the capability.

Embracing Change + an Opportunistic Mindset

I followed that and began my career as a project manager. It wasn't until about 10 years ago that my content direction journey started. My boss at the time took a job in a new business, leading a writing and execution team as part of an internal agency. She asked if I was interested in trying something new. Because I was prepared and in the spirit of embracing change, I said!

On my team, implementation and writing were part of the exact same role. My team was responsible for working with internal stakeholders to understand project requirements and writing content to fulfill those requirements. We were also responsible for publishing the content to staging and production environments.

As the complexity of our CMS architecture increased to evolve our processes, the decision was made to make implementation/publishing and the writing of their material two separate and distinct roles. I saw an opportunity in a lack of leaders to fill the composing roles, although we had very strong leaders who were specialists at execution. I talked about becoming part of the composing team, putting aside HTML and JavaScript for now. Within a short time, I progressed from a writer assigned to lead author, responsible for overseeing projects for a group of content authors that were contracted.

Seeing a Leadership Opportunity Emerge

After two years in the author role and because of some changes, another opportunity presented itself. We created two writing teams, one encouraging all sales and jobs and another writing for self-service and service efforts and do some restructuring. I was a logical choice, because my focus for the past four years had been support and services.

Fortunately for me, not only was there an opportunity we also had some well-established authors on the team who were dedicated to providing the best experience possible for our customers. What needed to be established were workflow enhancements improve our capability to impact the customer experience and to increase our efficiency and tone of voice guidelines, and editorial.

This reorganization and a greater emphasis on agile development coincided. Now that we had all services and service authors on one team, we can create subject matter experience in areas of the customer journey, i.e. login and profile, billing, payments, review, and service. Because we mostly had the writers working post-project care requests and jobs this also provided to sustainment. This resulted in requests to prematurely overwrite add/edit or content content which was inconsistent with the broader experience.

Embracing More Change: Bringing B2C and B2B Collectively

The next shift was the result of another reorganization, this time bringing our B2C and B2B writing teams together under the leadership team. This allowed for a great partnership on the side of our content team and increased collaboration across projects, impacting business and consumer customers alike. We made it a goal by kicking off a joint effort to revise and combine editorial guidelines to improve consistency in articles.

This joining of both content teams also created an environment where we can leverage their team's size including training to prepare for the future of articles, to plan for efforts. When we needed to push back on content opinions, additionally, it provided strength in numbers.

Matters We Can't Control: The Winds of Change Blow Again

About a year after merging our B2C and B2B articles teams, there was another restructuring with a focus on advertising and merchandising. From a content standpoint, it meant my team was responsible for the customer journey outside of merchandising. A content and design team using a laser focus on marketing our goods and services was created, allowing for a leadership team that is core to provide better oversight of campaigns.

For us, it meant we needed to be diligent in reaching out across groups to guarantee consistency in messaging for services and products, the promotion of that was handled outside of our team. It prompted us to revise processes for creative testimonials, add and related discussions and more organizational diversity, collaborate cross-team on testimonials, and revise workflows for approvals. We needed to learn to communicate anew, ensuring that we included subject matter experts on services and new products explained with no input, discussed, and created.

This was the date in the amount of coordination, communication, and training while each pivot had its challenges. Team members that we'd formed close work relationships with were now on another team, dealing with their own challenges. We provided support while also focusing on improving what we could funnel, like building frameworks that accommodated product and merchandising education while at the same time emphasizing self-service and support.

Current Status: Work in Progress

Organizationally, B2B and B2C are two business units. Our charter is consumer-only, although where it makes sense, we still communicate with our B2B partners to keep consistency.

As a company, we are also focused on electronic transformation. So far as our content team, we began our transformation a few pivots past. Nearly every industry you can think of is being affected by machine learning and artificial intelligence. Content creation is not unique in that it's being disrupted, by how we approach transformation but we are making our differentiation.

Vast improvements in natural language processing capabilities, the need for content beyond, and the requirement for personalized content required that we change how we think about -- and create -- articles.

We partnered with Content Science and registered our articles teams in the Content Science Academy, helping our staff evolve from our existing content writing, editorial, and strategy roles to the content parts of the future: Content Designer, Content Analyst, Content Strategist, and Content Engineer.

We're engaged in pilot efforts to increase our content workflows through content modeling. As a content team and an organization, we are more focused than ever on making decisions based on data, both qualitative and quantitative. We're conducting and multivariant evaluations to help design variants and content, in defining what it is that we test and as a staff, we're getting more involved.

Additionally, we're developing a unified content strategy to keep shifts to processes culture, and content capacity. This is a partnership across teams whose charters are omnichannel, as you'd expect. It's a chance to define a joint vision and outline the actions needed to get there. It will require us to change just about any aspect of how we approach content production from the groups we and how we are organized into the resources we use associate. We're embracing change, not worrying about what we can not control, and looking at disruption as an opportunity to streamline and improve.

Change is the Name of the Game

The stakes are high in this environment. Companies are investing heavily in articles, analytics, automation, and electronic transformation. If you want to fit the needs of your customers, if you would like to compete with competitors old and new, and if you would like to thrive and survive, you need to embrace change. You need to be vigilant in looking for opportunities constant change brings.

Or don't. Survival is not mandatory.