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At the ophthalmologist right now and I swear, I don't even know if I want the Dioptrien for my contact lenses adjusted
I've literally seen enough
#becks waits for the nice doctor to tell her her eyes are shit#when i gave him my spare glasses (from... like when i was 14 which means they're fucked - both in fashion and state lmao) he was like#are you fr#be so fr rn#girl you have NOT been running around with glasses that are way below your needed Dioptrien#how the fuck did you not run into stuff#hehehe#thatās just it#i did#i do run into shit#all the time#and bruise like a peach#š
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[types of kisses] ā” 19) kissing their injuries
Val catches Smith on his cigarette break while Mac takes his sweet time getting something from his room.
#Cuphead#Cuphead: Don't Deal With the Devil#Cuphead: DDWTD#CDDWTD#CDDWTD oc#Cuphead oc#cupsona#CDDWTD Val#CDDWTD Smith#fizzles draws#Types of Kisses#cupid-shortcake#anon#anonymous#ValSmith#smith may be an apple but the man bruises like a peach#val always surprises smith with how readily intimate they can be <:)#cigarettes
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thinking about oscar's dainty hands vs carlos' huge hands
#carcar#5581#osc has really ! really nice hands#and they look like he bruises easily too#i just can't help but notice sgdjfjdjsgjsjdkd#.txt#fine-boned and bruising like a peach vs thick and oversized and callused
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I donāt know where any of these came from
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please dont be mean to clark hes literally delicate what do you want from him.
#pov your muse steps in shaking luthor like a chew toy#jail for 1000 years if ur mean to clark#man of steel but also bruises like a peach.
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me: i wish people would take me seriously as a capable adult whoās long since shed the awkward clumsiness and general incompetence of adolescence
also me: nearly died putting together an ikea desk
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I've won the TTYD war
#spoilers in the tags#paper mario ttyd spoilers#paper mario spoilers#ttyd spoilers#more spoilers idk how to make this tag longer but ill keep yappping so it doesnt show up in the preview#first 3-6 matches with shadow peach had me battered and bruised#then oomf told me there was a pipe at the save that leads back to the ttyd door back to rogueport#it was like seeing water in the sahara#ive upgraded my partners. got all the upgrades and came back 10x stronger and injected with 5 million pounds of#power lift into me and goombellas veins and beat the shit out of her#other oomf said shes just mario 2 and she rlly is. complimentary duo to mario esp with rally wink#etc
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for my birthday this year I got a two-day land typhoon, a daoist funeral, a crafts party, three new ferns, a rosemary harvest, and left shoulder pain so bad I was 60% convinced it was a fucking cardiac event 'cause i couldn't fully inhale and the pain radiated up to my jaw lol
#but you know what#that list is mostly good things lmfao#my great grandmother died and there were 100+ people of 5 generations at the funeral service#and it was an old school village culture funeral too!#we got to ę«éŗ»åø¶å#and REPRESENTATIVES FROM THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT CAME TO PAY RESPECTS?????#GREAT GRANDMOTHER HOLY SHIT#WHO WERE YOU#i also now have rosemary sprigs drying above my bed i'm hoping they are both fragrant and a mosquito deterrent#anyways a massage therapist å®'d my ē§ and now i have sick bruising down my back#and doctor gave me zapzap treatment and told me i have facet syndrome which is not a fun thing to look up#deadass almost went to the ER bc of the breathing thing el oh el#got prescribed anti-inflammatory stuff and muscle relaxants and steroids#which apparently are known to interact with glaucoma so i'm just like#here's to hoping that didn't come up in conversation bc it's too small a dose ahahah#feels like my body's falling apart at an alarming rate bros#it's anxious out here#but also I planted a carrot top and a peach pit#and crocheted/lined a super fucking cute bag so like!!!!!#it's FINE#screams#personal
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I lowkey have a sickly obsession with bruisesš«£
#dancingwithbees#dancingwithbeesthoughts#i love bruises#i bruise like a peach ngl#Iām trying to get someone to bruise me#and make me all prettyš¤
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just punched myself in the face with my luggage
#peach stuff#im moving into my own apartment (!!!) but i hate packing i haaaaaate packing and i. well. you know#my jaw is actually a little bit tender. if this bruises right before i have to take my id photo for my new job wouldnāt that be something#also i have SO many books. and thatās great. but no one ever warns you how much of a pain moving books is#like. congratulations! you are now stuffing hundreds of bricks into every suitcase/box/bag you can only reasonably carry a few at once#logically i know if i just put my head down and start stuffing shit in bags iāll get through. i just hate it<3
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I got a big dark purple bruise on my foot yesterday but I had no idea how I got it ?? How do you get a bruise that purple and not remember how you got it????
It looks way less angry today so that's good at least.
It's a mystery
#tbh I bruise like a peach anyway so it could have just been that I knocked something against it and didnt think anything of it at the time#but like that bruise looked Angry#and today it's gone down a whole lot#things you didnt need to know but Im telling you anyway#pie says stuff
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discussing the Suffering I put Gregory through with @sleepyjuniper
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as we approach the near end of the trace of divinity banner⦠ngl, iām kind of freaking out?
chanced upon this post on Instagram about the upcoming banners and events:

credits to @ranxinghu over on Instagram
i want to be excited for the new MLās coming in but part of me is also worried about how this is gonna play out in the long run?
like for one, the devs are gonna have to rotate the events for all 5 boys so that they all get equal amounts of the spotlight and lore that they deserve. - to me, i feel that this is definitely gonna cause some ādroughtsā for certain characters which should not be the case because imo, the game is already amazing with 3 MLs. the pacing and the story is already very good and it dosenāt feel too overwhelming in a sense whereby you have this urge to get as many āgoodā/ ādesiredā cards in your deck.
or it could be just me and my ocd wanting to have a full and complete deck for the boys? hah!
i guess itās also a case of āif itās not broken, donāt fix itā kinda feeling for me? but again, these are just my own thoughts and opinions. i would totally eat my words should the game get even BETTER with these additions.
this is also just a case of where iām afraid of how to separate my love for 5 boys. as if 3 wasnāt enough, mama canāt handle too many gorgeous husbands, especially in this horrendus economy.
so⦠as i am reading this again, this boils down to itās just a āmeā problem. hah!
okay, byeeeee.
#pancake freakout?#just some random thoughts#that has to be expelled somewhere#love and deepspace#might delete later#my hormones might be acting up#Iāll check back in again when the update happens#donāt come for me#pls#my skin is soft#i bruise like a peach
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I didn't get a job I have experience in, bit at least I got a job. It doesn't pay as well as my old job. And everything about the city I moved to is terrible. But, I got hit on by a drunk man, so
āØSexy BitchāØ
#sexy bitch#dats me#got hit on by a stranger#at the bus stop#job search#i bruise like a peach#just using my muscles makes bruises
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can we see the bruise!!



this is it the same day, then what it looks like now, plus bonus reaction to the sticky tape they put over the failed spot
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Now that Iāve rambled about scholar dragons, can I just say how much sense it makes for George to scream at the top of his lungs when heās getting attacked in the dragon au?
Heās a grey eyed scholar. I imagine heās pretty speedy, especially in the air, but he has no scales OR magic to protect himself with. His battle strategy would pretty much be to stick behind his flightmates and dart in range for some quick bites and claw swipes before retreating.
If someone is coming right for him you bet heās instantly shrieking for Dream and Sapnap to come save him XD
#georgenotfound#dream team#dtk+ dragon au#he also bruises like a peach#and he will whine about small scratches for days
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