#and bumblebee jasper for my dad

[brown-little-robin]

:D

[sonicasura]

Hear me out, a Transformers and Trollhunters crossover. The Transformers are an amalgamation of the various sources but the kids are from Prime and Animated, meaning Jack, Miko, Raph, and Sari.

The idea is that Jack and Jim are cousins on their dad's sides, so Jack and June come to visit Barbara and Jim during the first season of Trollhunters with Jack's autobot guardian coming along as well(June knows). While Jim and Jack catch up with each other while trying to avoid talking about the secret activities they've been up to. Unfortunately for the cousins they end up getting attack by either Bular or another monster, and Unfortunately for the attacking party Jack's guardian intervenes. Revealing the secret worlds of both parties

Someone actually did a Transformers Prime and Trollhunters crossover with a similar premise of Jack/Jim being cousins. Although Jim was staying with the Darby while Angor Rot drags the bots into the Trollhunter business when Draal follows the Trollhunter. Here's my interpretation.

Jim and Jack are actually school assigned pen/face time pals. The program later progresses to 10 students coming to Arcadia for a week then vice versa with Jasper. Now neither are aware of each other's secrets at first.

There is obvious signs however that there's something strange with the other boy. For Jim: hushing someone (Blinky/Draal) offscreen, looking beat up, flashes of light, and accidentally using some Troll terms. For Jack: Arcee's voice in the background, usage of suspicious names/terms(Optimus/Scraplet/Decepticon), and heavy stomps or screen shake.

This strangeness reaches the respective group such as troll artifacts being found by the bots to Cybertronian artifacts showing up in Arcadia. Bumblebee investigate one particular artifact only for a troll oriented guardian to attack him. Team Trollhunters setting off a Cybertronian trap.

Basically multiple incidents from both sides that begin to boil into the boys' assignment. Everything comes to ahead when Jack joins one mission only to collect what assumed to be a Cybertronian artifact which is instead a piece to Killahead Bridge and one of the bots triggers goblins to attack. Jim showing up on the battlefield in his Trollhunter outfit as things take a bad turn for the group.

Life tends to throw curveballs so why not the discovery of two different wars happening at the same time?

For Sari, Prowl is her guardian who isn't involved in the Autobot/Decepticon war. She's currently staying in Arcadia with a relative of her father so she can socialize unlike back in Detroit. Things gotten messy with Sumdaac Industries hence why Sari is there as Isaac wants to fix things before bringing her back.

[tinydefector]

Bumblebee, Charlie and Ralph

Request and ask open, read pinned post

Silly little thing that popped up in my head over Raphael from TFP and his ability to understand Bumblebee, and also Charlie from the Bumblebee movie.

It's a little headcannon over how Raph can understand Bumblebee and cybertronian so well, and reason he is so good with technology.

Bumblebee is based 1987

TFP is based 2007

20 years between.

I have a cute little headcanon that Raph is Charlie's son. I like to think after bee left she didn't make alot of good decisions and in 1995 she had Raph, but her partner at the time split with her leaving her trying to raise a baby by herself halfway across the country, and she uses her one emergency call to get in contact with Bumblebee hoping he can just drive her back to California. Bee instead makes it his so mission to look after both Charlie and baby Raph, and they end up in Jasper.

Optimus at first is not very happy about it, for one mirage refuses to leave Brooklyn due to Noah being there, and now Bumblebee shows up at base with the human Optimus made Bumblebee cut contact with. And not only that there was a human baby involved too. But eventually optimus relents, and Bumblebee set Charlie up, she had looked after him and he would do everything to look after her.

Over time Bee becomes the closest thing to a dad Ralph has, and the young Autobot scout adores him so much. And Ralph begins to understand Bumblebee's beeps and chirps outside of the stereo talk. It's a shock to all of them when toddler Ralph begins babbling in small bits of Cybertronian.

Charlie and Bee end up together not as Conjunx officially because both are two shy to ask the other into a relationship but it's very much a stablished that they are Ralph's parent's. And every Autobot on base knows that they are together.

Ralph as a baby adores Ratchet, despite the grumpy medic stating he didn't wish to squish the young boy, poor ratchet unofficially becomes his grandfather, and Ratchet adores sitting there with Raphael as the young boy watches him type away, he ever starts teaching him how to read Cybertronian at the young ages.

And as Ralph gets older, he learns very quickly 'don't talk about home life' and for a long while it's very isolating not having people he can talk to about the bots. Charlie had Noah, Kris and Elena, agent Fowler. But Ralph didn't bave friends he could talk too. That's until Arcee messes up one day and Jack comes into the picture, and Ralph takes to him and then Miko so quickly, he finally has friends who know about the bots, and he can talk to them openly about it. The next generation of humans who knew about the bots.

So, in conclusion, I have a head cannon of Ralph being Charlie and Bumblebee's kid.

@youkaiyume you might like this. (Sweats)

Enjoy my sleep deprived thoughts

[nova--spark]

Alright I got some height hcs for the Sparkling Jasper Trio

Jack is the tallest as he was in his human form. Now he’s much bulkier. He’s not nearly as tall or bulky as his dad, but he’s definitely taller than his older brother’s Smokescreen, Bumblebee, and Hot Rod. Something they all hate. He’s also taller than his mother, the day Elita realized this she was inconsolable.

Miko takes after her mother meaning despite being the second oldest of the three Jasper kids she is the shortest. She hates it! Mention she’s short and she’s going for the kneecaps (something Rodi learned the hard way), And don’t assume her being small means she’s weak, much like her mother she works out and could pick up all her brothers (even Smoke, Bee, and Hot Rod) and her mother. She could (and would) take anyone in a fight. And heaven forbid that girl ever get ahold of the apex armor again, she’ll be unstoppable!

Raf started out the shortest of his siblings, but at some point he had a massive growth spurt. It wasn’t enough for him to out grow Jack but it but him a head taller than Miko (when she realized her baby brother was going to be taller than her she was livid and demanded he shrink back down). He’s also an inch or two taller than Bumblebee, at first Bee refuse to believe it at first and demanded they measured. When it turned out to be true he sulked for a while. His “little” buddy is growing up!

Bonus Round!

I did a little bit of research and found Smokescreen is taller than Bee and I believe Hot Rod would be the shortest of the three. So for the OpLita family the heights would go

Optimus (Man towers over everyone)

Jack (Takes after his dad clearly)

Smokescreen

Raf

Bumblebee

Hot Rod

Miko and Elita (they’re nearly the same height, though Lita might be a centimeter or two taller. Though she’d never dare bring that up)

Oh my god I love this.

Miko the short menace. I'm sorry ladies you're forever shorties but your boys love you and kneel for you all.

BEE BEING DRAMATIC THAT RAF IS TALLER

But at least he's taller than Rodi, cackles.

[primarydumbass]

I have decided to no longer be normal about this. Suffer.

Okay so I don't actually know if anyone else has done this already, but like, steven universe au for sun and moon! It makes so much sense to me, I mean.. SUNstone, MOONstone, and I actually found out that bumblebee jasper also goes by ECLIPSE stone, so yes. Ik that there are preexisting sunstone and moonstone characters in SU, but, sunstone is a fusion, and thus singular gems could look totally different, and the moonstone in the show was only shown in a corrupted form, so, booyah, I can make them look however I want >:)

:readmore:

Also, take the bumblebee jasper inspiration with a grain of salt lol, it's a fusion, not an actual jasper, so it looks different lol. I'm not completely sure about my color choices but hey, this one can just be their initial fuse, and I can improve the design later >:)

I tried to keep things generally compliant to the lore/rule of steven universe, but I also don't really watch it so like, if things are wrong, my bad.

Okay more about the actual character concepts/lore! Based primarily off of suns personality, I think that sunstones in general would be comedians, or in this case, court jesters. Witty, but not quite as springy or lighthearted as spinels. So think like, a little bit darker humor(not too dark ofc). They would also be somewhat like pearls in that they are frequently gifted as rewards to the aristocratic gems.(to be honest, I made both sun and moon sort of pearl coded, which I feel like makes sense, with how they are owned by Fazcorp, and don't really have a say in what they do-entertaining children and acting as security)

Sun was gifted to an aristocrat(semi making this up as I go, so not sure which type yet lmao), and made to perform tomfoolery and make quips during their parties. During one such party, sun make the wrong quip, and extremely offended one of the high-ranking guests(not a diamond, but definitely in the upper echelons, maybe a emerald?). I think that the diamonds would be too busy/not care all too much about court drama, and would let the gems deal with themselves, so long as nobody too precious was shattered. So, the offended aristocrat would send an "assassin" to off sun. And suprise suprise! That assassin is moon!

The show doesn't show much about regular moonstone, but the corrupted one had the ability to become invisible, except for their gem, so I feel as though they would make good assasins/thieves. Of course, it would be too dangerous to let them do as they please, so they are also put into service of higher ranking gems. (To reiterate-they are so totally pearl coded)

When moon comes to assassinate sun, sun panics and starts rambling, and ends up telling moon some shitty puns, which surprisingly make him crack up. I think he would have a secrete weakness to dad jokes and puns >:)

Instead of shattering sun, he temporarily poofs him, and takes suns gem with him.

Okay! That's all I have right now! My brain hurts a little haha

If anyone sees this, or god forbid reads the entire thing, kudos to you for getting through that bramble of ramble! If you could, I would love your comments or feedback! Even if it's only to tell me I suck, lmao.

Anywho, love you boo!

[the-lupine-sojourner]

The Other Autobot, Season 1 [Prologue]

Hi!

I love Transformers: Prime and have been rewatching it, so prepare for a new journey lol.

Also, I'm also putting Mayfly and Robyn into Bumblebee/Rise of the Beasts, potentially, so be on the lookout for that fic if you're interested (please let me know if you're interested cus I have a few chapters ready to go).

Now, here's the prologue and my theory about how the Autobots came to Earth, factoring in my OC.

It stands to reason that the military/Agent Fowler would be among the first responders when the Autobots crashed to Earth, so that's why I wrote it the way I did.

If there is a canon version of their meeting, I am not aware of it, so have taken liberties.

Anyway, without further ado, here y'all go! If you have questions don't hesitate to ask!

God Bless and Good Day!

~The Lupine Sojourner

"Uncle Will, when you said I should serve my country, this isn't exactly what I had in mind." I muse as we drive to yet another base.

"I know, but I promised."

I sigh.

Ah yes, the infamous promise. When I was born, Mom and Dad named Dad's best friend, William Fowler, as my godfather (and my mom's best friend as godmother, but she's…no longer around. KiA…), so when Dad was killed overseas and Mom succumbed to grief and cancer, 'Uncle' Will became my only legal guardian and even now I'm nearly 23, we're still very close.

He never let me enlist as an active-duty soldier despite my many protests, but he did get me various army contract jobs as an inspector, weapons tester, etc.

Now, he'd gotten me a job as basically an archivist digitizing and organizing reports out of a base near Jasper, Nevada.

Joy.

"I know, hun, but you know how I feel about any other service."

I roll my eyes. "Too well. I'm too young and innocent for politics, too inexperienced to be a soldier-"

"That's not why, and you know it."

I sigh. "I know. I'm sorry. I know you're just looking out for me."

"Always."

Soon, I'm shaking hands with my orientation officer. Then it's setting up accounts and employee files, learning how to enter information, getting my clearance badge to be able to handle the confidential material in the reports, on and on, all while Uncle Will got to go home.

Ugh. At least we can be under the same roof when Uncle Will isn't out on assignments.

Finally, I shake the officer's hand once more and am dismissed.

I head outside to where Uncle Will is waiting to pick me up.

"Thanks, Uncle Will." I murmur. "I realize I haven't been as grateful as I should to you for all you've done. It's not fair of me to complain about the one thing you won't let me do. I'm sorry."

"I appreciate that, sweetheart." He replies, patting my leg without taking his eyes off the road. "Apology accepted."

Unsure what else to say, I fall into silence.

We get home soon enough and I cook us up kielbasa and potatoes for dinner. Uncle Will likes it, and I figure I owe him dinner after he got me this job.

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The first day at my new job both dragged on and was over quickly, somehow.

Regardless, I find myself yawning as I grab my keys from my purse.

The rest of the week went by in a blur of boredom and repeating files (most of which I cleared to be deleted or compartmentalized).

Ugh! I want to do something that will actually matter! Like Uncle Will!

But until he says otherwise, I'm stuck on library duty.

So I race myself to see how fast I can get a stack done, but even that doesn't do much for me.

Finally, my first week is done and I sign out to go home and see what Uncle Will is up to.

On the way home, however, I notice a star in the sky, a really bright one.

The sun wasn't set enough to see stars, so I pull over, curious.

That's when the star grew brighter and bigger…and closer!

I hastily drive perpendicular to the meteor (or whatever was coming down to Earth in a hurry) and see a large unmistakable smoke trail as whatever it is continues a crash course for the desert.

On instinct, I drive after it, surprised at the distance it goes before finally crashing.

I pull my car behind some trees and turn it off, trying to think of what to do.

I automatically grab my phone to call Uncle Will, but for some reason, I decide to investigate first.

I mean, I shouldn't report til I have all the facts, right?

So I take a deep breath and grab my taser, just in case.

The meteor is huge! Easily the biggest I've seen. Only…why does it look like metal?

And why is part of it opening?!

I scramble behind a tree and have to stifle a scream as…something comes out of what I now realize is a spaceship! An actual spaceship!

More things come out and I have to make myself take a peek. They look like robots, each of them taller than me.

I'm trembling as I snap a picture on my phone and get a better look.

They seem to be communicating, but it's not in any language I can understand.

I try to get closer, but end up kicking a rock and alerting the robots to my presence.

Before I can get behind any cover, I'm grabbed by the waist and hoisted up.

That weird language sounds from the being holding me (a small-ish female-looking robot compared to the other taller male-looking robots) as I'm hauled into the middle of the group.

"Let me go!" I scream, panicked, beating at the metal hands, but I don't accomplish anything but probably some minor bruising against the metal. "Put me down!" The grip is strong, nearly bruising my ribs, which does not help my current panic at all.

The robot's head tilts as if curious, her glowing blue eyes (something I note in every face) flickering for a moment, as do the others, I note with a glance.

The one holding me smiles. "Hey there. I'm guessing you're a local?"

I go still. "You speak English?"

"Now we do." She replies coyly.

"Easy, human." The tallest robot, painted red and blue with some metal left unpainted, intones in a deep, serious, but ultimately trustworthy voice. "We mean you and your planet no harm."

I squirm. "Then put me down!"

The one holding me does at a nod from the tall one.

"What is your designation, human?" He asks, kneeling to get closer to my level.

"Uh…my name is Robyn. Robyn Burns."

"Robyn Burns, we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron, or Autobots."

I swallow, trying to wrap my brain around being the first human to encounter aliens.

"So, uh, you're…not gonna have to kill me cus I saw you, right?" I whimper, the thought occurring to me.

"Wouldn't be that hard." A second male, this one not as tall as the first who'd spoken, painted white and red, grumbles. "No protective shell."

I back up nervously, but the tall one puts a hand on the other's shoulder.

"Easy, Ratchet."

I swallow, still incredibly nervous as yet another male, with a black and yellow paintjob, looks at me, excited beeps and whirring the only sounds he makes.

"They're hardly that interesting or exciting." 'Ratchet' snorts. "They can't even transform!"

"Regardless, they are a species we have not encountered before, old friend. We must be open to the possibilities on this new planet."

"Um…" I hold up a hand, unsure how to go about talking to these massive robots. "How do you guys speak English so well so quick? You were speaking a different language a second ago! And what do I call you guys, anyway?"

"Autobots, obviously." Ratchet snaps.

"There is no need to make her more uneasy than she already is." The tall one replies patiently and then turns to me. "Robyn Burns, my name is Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots. You know Ratchet's name, and this is Mayfly, Bumblebee, and Bulkhead."

I nod, feeling at least a little better now I know they're not gonna hurt me. "H-hi."

"You asked how we speak Earth's languages, Robyn Burns." Optimus continues.

"Yeah, and, uh, just Robyn is, er, is fine."

"Very well." He nods. "We learned Earth's languages through what you call the Worldwide Web or the Internet."

"That fast?" I ask automatically, slightly taken aback.

"They're hardly complicated. Mere data." Ratchet puffs irritably.

"Ratch, c'mon. Ease up, would you?" The one called Bulkhead (a rather, uh, rotund robot with green paint that makes him look almost like an Army soldier) chuckles. "I gotta admit, she's got spunk. I figured she'd freak out." He starts walking around, taking in the scenery. "If we're done with introductions, I figure we should start recon."

"A wise idea, Bulkhead." Optimus notes.

Almost before I know what I'm saying, I'm jogging up to Bulkhead. "Hey, uh, I can help you with that, if you want."

"How could-we hardly need a guide!" Ratchet splutters, but Optimus and Mayfly come to my defense.

"Oh, c'mon! Cut the human some slack!"

"We are strangers on this planet, and have yet to acclimate. I believe it is in our best interest to take Robyn at her word."

I smile, feeling oddly steady the longer I talk to these robots. "Great! So, um, this state is Nevada, on the North American continent in the country of the United States of America. We're outside a town called Jasper, near a military base, in fact." I start rambling.

"Military?" Bulkhead asks. "They won't cause any fuss, will they?"

"Frankly, I dunno. The base is more of an archive, really." I shrug. "As a matter of fact, I work there."

Ratchet starts to speak, but at a stern glance from Optimus says nothing as Optimus addresses me. "Perhaps, then, you can help us assure this military that we mean no harm."

"Maybe! My uncle is a Special Agent who could probably help, too, but, uh, he might not take to the idea of aliens super well." I shrug. "He's a bit old-fashioned."

I lead the way toward my car (unsure what I am going to do when I get there) when Mayfly catches my eye. Her iridescent green paint is beautiful!

"Mayfly, right?" I ask.

"Yep."

"I like your, uh, paint job." Is that weird to say?

"Um…thanks." Yeah, that was the wrong thing to say.

"Sorry. It's just that I like that color is all."

She smiles. "It's alright. I like it, too."

Finally, we reach my car and I pull out my phone. "I should maybe call-"

The sound of a helicopter reaches my ears.

"What is that? 'Cons?!" Mayfly snaps, and her hands change into some kind of gun! In fact, all their hands form guns!

"Wait, hold on!" I cry. "Don't shoot! I think I who it-" As if on cue, my phone rings. I instantly pick up. "Hello, Robyn-"

"Are you out of your Star Spangled mind?!" Yup. Uncle Will saw the Meteor and is probably inbound. Maybe on the chopper…or in the trucks I can see coming in. Either way, it's clear he sees the robots and me.

"Uncle Will, please! I need you to listen! They're not dangerous!"

"I'll believe it when I see it!"

"Trust me! They could've easily killed me, but they didn't! Trust me, please! I can explain!"

The few military trucks pull up, and Uncle Will gets out, hanging up his phone.

"There had better be a darn good explanation, young lady!" He snaps, coming right up to me.

Optimus motions for calm as the Autobots tense.

I lick my lips. "There is, I promise. I was going home when I saw what I thought was a meteor, so I went to investigate, wanting to be able to report all the facts before we jumped the gun. I found these guys. They're friendly, Uncle Will."

"What she says is true." Optimus speaks up preemptively, causing Uncle Will to flinch as he slowly crouches closer to Uncle Will's level.

"It can talk?" He whispers.

"Yup. In English, thanks to the Internet, apparently."

"My name is Optimus Prime, and we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron, or Autobots for short. We mean this planet and it's people no harm. Our ship was damaged and we crashed here. We have no hostile intent."

"...Robyn, I don't think the Pentagon is gonna like this." Uncle Will sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I know, but we're gonna have to tell at least someone so the military know not to attack them. We can say they're prototype weapons or whatever, just let them stay. I mean, it's not every day we get visitors from space."

"No…no it is not." Uncle Will sighs, orders the troops to back off, and turns to the gathered robots-er, Autobots.

"Uh…welcome to Earth, I guess."

[autobots-and-their-crazy-kids]

Reasons why humans befriend Autobots:

Sari: I was lonely and they were the first people, besides by Dad and his robots, that wanted to be my friend. They made me feel important. That I'm more then just Professor Sumdac's weird daughter...

Jack: At first, I didn't want to do anything with the Autobots or their war. I was terrified and only a teenager. Plus, I couldn't leave Mom alone. But then Arcee told me about how she lost many friends during the war and it reminded me of when I lost my Dad. And then I knew that I couldn't leave Arcee alone too...

Raf: Due to being the smallest and youngest of my whole family, I was usually not heard. But when I met Bumblebee, he knows what it's like to sometimes be ignored. So, he was always willing to listen to me and I listen to him...

Miko: I was bored with how perfect and boring my life in Tokyo is, so I went to Jasper to see more action. But Jasper turns out to be boring too... Until I learned that giant alien robots lived here and I got the second biggest one as my partner!

Sari, Jack & Raf: ...

[olivia200312]

Stressed Leader~ RID2015! Optimus x Human! Reader (Lemon) (1/2)

Plot: Optimus arrives back at the base after a big fire rescue mission. He's stressed out due to a lot of work that Y/N decided to relax him~ ;)

This is a lemon! Believe it or not, I came across LITERALLY an NSFW comic of Charbee (Bee x Charlie) of YoukaiYume. I'm not lying! If you want to see the small comic, go to Twitter and look for YoukaiYume. I'm following her since she's an amazing artist! Now, I'm not gonna show the comic since I might get complaints so go to Twitter. After I saw it, I got an inspiration (I'm 17, so keep that in mind). I will change the one-shot here a tiny bit. Enjoy!

Head area:

Brain: Processor / Brain Module

Head: Helm

Face: Face plate

Ears: Audio receptors / Receptor Orifice / Audials

Nose: Enstril / Olfactory Sensor

Eye brow: Optical Ridge

Eyes: Optics

Mouth: Intake

Lips: Dermas

Teeth: Denta/Dentas

Tongue: Glossa

Chest area:

Chest: Chassis / Thoraxal Cavity

Back: Hexa-Lateral Scapula

Spine: Bipedalism cord / Back Strut

Chest and back armour:

Chest plate

Back plate

Mid-section plating

Neck guard

Side plating

Arm area:

Arms: Arms / Restarlueus

Forearms: Bitarlueus

Hands: Servos

Fingers: Digits

Arm armour:

Gantlets

Shoulder pads

Arm guard

Lower area:

Pelvis: Pelvis

Butt: Aft / Skid-Plate

Thighs: Tibulen

Calves: Cadulen

Feet: Pedes - the high heel bits are called Struts or Heel Struts.

Lower armour:

Skirt plates

Aft plate / Skid plate

Thigh guard

Ankle guard

General/Internal components:

Muscles: Cables / Pistons - It depends on the area in question.

Veins: Fual lines

Stomach: Tanks

Lungs: Vents - used to stop the con/bot from over heating.

Heart: Spark

Tattoos: D-con/A-bot Insignias and the lark

T-Cog: The thing that allows all Cybertronians to transform, be that their arms or their whole body.

Bonus:

Penis: Spike

Vagina: Valve

Body: Frame

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Today was a stressful day for Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots. He apparently got a report that there was a big fire very close to the scrapyard! Optimus got PANICKED. Like, really panicked! His wife, Y/N Prime, was at the scrapyard together with Russel and Denzel! Russel is a small boy while his dad is Denzel. They're good friends with the bots and Y/N. 

Y/N was a young beautiful woman that was married to a mighty handsome leader. They've been together for YEARS! They met each other in Jasper Nevada. The team was known as Team Prime at the time. Very good old times... sometimes sad, depressing, and anger. But mostly were good! The leader and the human fell in love with each other immediately. It was like love at first sight. Romantic, right? 

Now, Optimus doesn't know yet that Y/N, Denzel, and Russel were brought to safety in time. Denzel decided to keep an eye on the bots and wait for their return to tell the news. Russel is a very deep sleep in a bedroom while Y/N took a shower and washed her body. Her hair was 100% fine, so no worries. She wore a loose F/C shirt and... sexy lace panties from Victoria's Secret. The panties were dark blue and red, matching Optimus' colors of his plates (or armor). She decided to wear like why not? But also to secretly tease her husband... 

You may be wondering where they all were now during this whole fire incident? They're at the secret base. No, not from TFP but the base was also kinda like a big massive house! It had to be big because the bots can turn small. Correction: they're close to normal human's height. But they're a tiny bit taller. Surprise, right? But there was also a garage so they can easily get in. A military garage. Y/N and Optimus shared a big bedroom. It also meant that their bed was big too! Y/N was right now sleeping on it, covers not over her.

Optimus transformed along with Bumblebee and his team. He turned towards them. "You all did a good job, today. The Rescue Bots will take care of the problem."

"So, that's all for today?" Sideswipe asked.

"Yes, that's all for today," Bumblebee answered his teammate.

Optimus was about to respond until Denzel opened the door fast with a cup of hot coffee in his hand. "You guys are alright!"

"Are you all alright? Where's Y/N?" Optimus asked worriedly.

"We all are alright. Your wife is sleeping," Denzel said with a smile.

Optimus nodded. He calmed down since his wife was alright. But he's very stressed. He turned to face his team. "I wish you all a good recharge." He immediately walked off. 

"I bet that Optimus was eager to see his wife," Sideswipe smirked.

"I think so too,"  Strongarm said with a smile.

Bumblebee only shook his helm with a smile while rolling his optics. "As Optimus said, get some recharge."

In the bedroom~

Y/N was peacefully sleeping since she's exhausted due to the fire incident. When the Autobots got informed, they immediately contacted the Rescue Bots too and explained everything. Heatwave (he's my favorite bot of the Rescue Bots Academy show) and others arrived fast as they could. They took care of the fire while the Autobots went to find out how the fire started. It was a beautiful day, but it was not a very hot day! The Autobots found the answer fast how it happened. The Decepticons. Apparently, they were trying to kill Y/N, Russel, and Denzel! Let me tell you, Optimus was SUPER mad! Not only him but others too! But the Prime didn't want to lose his wife! Once the Autobots caught some Decepticons, Optimus ripped their sparks out. Man, the whole team didn't saw him THAT mad!

Optimus turned himself small and entered the bedroom quietly. He smiled softly once he saw his wife sleeping peacefully. But he then looks at her body. Her curvy, sexy body. He felt himself getting hard behind the panel cover. He especially has now lust in his optics once he saw the lace panties that matched his colors. He's stressed and he needs to relax.

"Mmmm..." Y/N moaned softly as she felt Optimus gently rubbing her head that moved to her hip, slightly under her loose shirt.

"Hey, sweetspark," Optimus said softly, yet stressed.

Y/N could hear it in his voicebox how stressed he was. She looks over her shoulder and met his gentle yet lust optics. She knew what he wanted. But she decided to play first by teasing him. "You're late, handsome."

He then nuzzled his helm in the crook of her warm, soft neck while his servo was rubbing her hip, seductively. "I apologize, my love."

She then moved so that she was laying on her back with Optimus on top of her. His servo was still on her hip. "You can make it up to me by taking me, Prime. I know that you're stressed.~" She smirked.

Optimus smirked back while his servo went under her panties to rub her clit, causing Y/N to jolt and moan. "A-Ah, Opti- Hphm.~" She got kissed deeply by her lovely handsome husband.

Slowly, her clothes came off so that she's fully naked under Optimus. He couldn't hold it back anymore that his spike broke free. He and Y/N parted from the kiss panting as Y/N gently pushed his spike towards her entrance. "Take me.~"

Optimus smirked.

"Gladly." He then slammed into her, causing her to scream in pleasure as the Prime grunted.

"Y-You're so big and hard!" Y/N moaned.

"You're so slagging wet and tight.~" Optimus grunted and moaned as well. "I want to stay forever inside of you, my dear.~"

Y/N moaned as she enjoyed every second of him, her husband slamming into her each time. He hit her G-spot each time that she saw stars and she even had hearts formed in her eyes! Optimus saw that he chuckled while smirking. His stress was slowly washing away as he's enjoying this sex each second.

"Ahhhh!~" 

"My dear, y-you're so tight!"

"I-I'm cumming!"

"Cum.~"

Y/N moaned loudly as she came together with her lover. His transfluid was warm and sticky that she sighed in bliss. Optimus buried his helm into her neck again and he stayed inside of her for a minute. Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck while stroking the back of his helm. When Optimus pulled out, he gently laid his body on top of Y/N, snuggling into her warm soft body. They fell asleep together.

    Enjoy this smut! Since Christmas is coming, I hope that everyone had a wonderful life and were good :). I'll start tomorrow on the Christmas one-shot here and a chapter in My Mates. 

[firebunnylover]

Hey I saw your bnha art and I just wanna ask, would transformers and bnha make a good crossover??

Huh. Wasn’t expecting any new comments on the BNHA art i did last year. To be honest, I’m behind a few chapters of the main manga. I have the general idea on what’s happening but I have to catch up on them. And I’ve only seen the first season of the Anime. But I’ve heard they gave the girls more attention in the anime later on, so I want to get on that soon.

To answer the question though:

I personally REALLY want a Transformers continuity where they bots arrive to this primitive looking planet and go: HOLY SHIT THE LIFE FORMS HAVE THESE FREAKY ABILITIES THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT ORGANIC LIFE!! So my automatic answer would be yes, it would be a good crossover.

Now as for which continuity would make the better crossover material… I’d have to say TFA. Because it’s also set a few years in the future. In that crossover, everyone thinks Sari is quirkless but she just hasn’t tapped into her robot side. As for Isaac, maybe his quirk isn’t as noticeable as others??

As for how I image the TFA cast would meet the BNHA cast: maybe the UA High 1-A class is on a class trip/studying abroad at Detroit (cuz All Might has connections), and the essentially Vigilante alien bots run into them, and the class is STOKED to see them, although everyone is thrown for a loop by how they just ignore the organized systems official heroes abide by.

PLUS THAT WOULD MAKE THE HUMAN BAD GUYS A BIGGER THREAT FOR THE AUTOBOTS SINCE THEY ALL HAVE QUIRKS!! And Megatron knows a good/potential ally when he sees one. He may be grouchy on the whole 50 years in stasis thing, but I think it’s possible to get on his good side and serve him if you prove to have a valuable skill/ability.

Also, any of the students/staff of UA Highschool just terrorizing/beating down Sentinel Prime who was looking down on them? Automatic win in my book.

As for TFP continuity crossing over? The Autobots being friends with All Might for a long time. The best thing to happen in the crossover. But how much changes with the crossover? This is something I would probably have to put more thought into on what exactly the Autobot’s relationship is to the humans and BNHA cast. Maybe the Autobots groundbridge to Japan where the UA students just happen to be.

But in this crossover, we can use quirks to answer a long standing question: How Raf understands Bumblebee. His quirk can be understanding any sort of language.

I’d like to think Miko would probably was a thorn in Japan’s hero organization with public havoc with her quirk before transferring to Jasper.

As for Jack, his quirk might be seen as insignificant, but with the Autobots he eventually finds a really good use for it :3

But regardless of which Transformers continuity BNHA crosses over with, there is one thing I demand.

Optimus Prime being a Dad towards all the UA students. ESPECIALLY SHOUTO TODOROKI. HE NEEDS A GOOD DAD. FUCK OFF ENDEAVOR.

[primroseprime2019]

Giver of Life- Chapter One: Reservations

At an army base far from any towns or prying eyes inside the Autobot's temporary headquarters things could of been mistaken for peaceful were it not for the tension in the air. It was so thick it could be cut with a knife.

Jack was sitting with Miko, Malachi, Coleson, Isabella, Elisa and Raf barely listing as Raf and Miko argued over the game they were playing. Every few minutes the oldest would look over to where the Autobots were gathered. It had only been a day since the mine incident and Ultra Magnus was recovering from his fight with Predaking. But it was so quiet. Wheeljack had barely said anything, it was almost unnatural without Ratchet's grumbling as he worked. Arcee was staring off into space while Bulkhead stare at his peds, even Miko couldn't make him talk. Smokescreen, Cliffjumper, Chiller, Jazz, Prowl, Chromia, Elita One, Red Alert and Bumblebee hadn't moved much.

It had been shocking for the Autobots to discover that Predaking could transform, Ratchet had explained that Predacons had went extinct a long time ago so they didn't know the ancient beastformers could transform. It must of been shocking to the Autobots.

As he was thinking about this Jack then realized someone was missing.

Outside Optimus was gazing into the sky deep in thought. It was always saddening when lives were lost, it didn't matter if they were Autobot, Decepticon, Neutral and since being on Earth human.

"Optimus?" The Prime turned to see Jack standing a few feet from him.

"Jackson?"

"A-Are you okay?"

The powerful being kneeled down on one knee and reached a hand towards the boy. Without hesitating Jack climbed up and Optimus stood, being careful not to shake his passenger. "I am well Jackson."

"You don't sound it."

Optimus gave him a small smile, "Lives lost should always be mourned. . . and I grieve for what Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus must be going through." At Jack's questing look he continued, "It's sad enough that they thought they were forced to destroy tortured beast Shockwave created but to learn they were sentient beings. . . little more then sparklings, it adds to the wound."

Jack lowered his gaze, "Yeah."

"And I find something about this very strange."

Jack looked back up. "What?"

"The energon, there was none in the mines and yet I don't think they were delivering it to the lab."

"You think the Decepticons did this on purpose?" Jack asked.

"Indeed," was the grave reply.

"Optimus? Jack?" Both turned to see Ratchet walking towards them. "What are you doing out here?"

"Reminiscing," Optimus answered softly. He placed Jack back on the ground and motion for him to join the others inside. After he left Optimus turned to his medic, "Is something the matter?"

"No just. . . I was wondering what you were doing out here."

Optimus turned away and looked into the sky again, "Something trouble's me."

"After what's happened I can't blame you," Ratchet replied.

"No, the Matrix pluses old friend," Optimus placed a servo over his spark chamber, "In a way I haven't felt for a long time. I just. . . sense that there is something else coming. But for good or evil I can't be certain."

~~~

Another was in mourning over what had been lost. Predaking was currently in his beast mode laying on the top of the Nemesis, he hadn't moved for a long time and someone might mistake him for a statue if it wasn't for his swishing tail. He watched the clouds pass by, it would have been a peaceful time it not for the loss of his brethren. And the ones responsible for this had escaped.

Predaking snarled and dug his claws into the plating of the ship at the thought, he would of killed at least two of them if the Prime had not intervened. But not all was lost yet, Megatron had promised to try and bring his brethren back. But they currently didn't have the resources here.

If he helped them defeat the Autobots then they could reclaim their world and bring his mighty race back. With that goal Predaking was determine to help the Decepticons win this war and nothing would stop him, nothing.

~~~

Inside the Nemesis Megatron, Dreadwing, Breakdown, Knock Out, Starscream and Soundwave were discussing the earlier events that had led to the destruction of most of the Predacons and the discovery of the cyber-matter and a new way to bring their planet back.

"I'd say the plan's working perfectly. And I might add with some unexpected developments." Starscream was as smug as ever.

"Still, the beast survived. We need to be careful," Megatron snapped. For now Predaking was angry at the Autobots but if he ever learned the truth, things would take a very dark turn.

"Still tall, dark and scaly is proving useful," Knock Out commentated.

"For now," Megatron scoffed, "But everyone is to remain on guard. I don't want any slips of the glossa!" He sent a glare at Starscream.

~~~

A silver Honda drove down the road and a sixteen year old girl stared out the window sullenly. The family drove down the road in silence. It wasn't until the silence was quickly broken.

"Okay, where in the name of the Lord are we going!?" Harry William McHenry demanded in irritation, looking at his parents, "we've been driving from hotel to hotel until we came to—wherever we are! Just tell us!"

"I hate to admit it but I'm curious too," Charlotte Olivia McHenry said, crossing her arms over her chest.

Their Mother, Latosha McHenry, chuckled as she looked at her kids, "you'll see."

"Here we are!" Marcus Kendrick called out, making Kaitlin, Tennille, Marley and Shiloh jolt and jump from their nap.

"Dad, why!?" Tennille whined as Shiloh pinched the bridge of his nose with a groan.

"We're in Jasper, Nevada." Latosha chuckled, "our new home."

"New home?" Jonah repeated with shock and they looked out the window. Their Father was right. They drove down the dusty road, passed ranches and a restaurant. Yep, this was Jasper, Nevada.

"So this is the so-called capital of the world huh?" Natalia said, raising an eyebrow as she wasn't convinced.

"Brochure lied!" Harry said, shaking his fist and Griffin chuckled as he moved his arm away from his brother's little display.

"Well we can still make the most of it." Demetrius shrugged as their Father pulled into a driveway of their new home. Everyone got out of the car and the children ran into the house.

"Careful." Their Mother called out with a laugh.

"I call the first room I can find," Natalia grinned, "we'll be glad to see if our rooms are ready!" She ran to the room that was at the end of the hallway. The wallpaper was painted pink with white dots. The bed was near a desk and there was a magenta lava lamp. The fifteen year old girl squealed before she leapt forward and landed on her bed.

Paige walked into her room. The wallpaper was light purple with black, red and blue stripes and her bed was right next to the window.

After the family got settled in their new home, Latosha made some dinner.

"Are we gonna have to go to school?" Shiloh asked. "Possibly." Their Mom sighed. Kaitlin frowned at her answer. Tennille narrowed her eyes and Harry picked at his food.

"Why?" It was a cold question coming from Demetrius, "back in Ohio, the other kids would always laugh at me! Because of my pride. They bullied, shunned and teased me because of who I was!"

"Demetrius," their Dad said, placing his hand on his shoulder, "we're not there anymore. You can start anew. We'll help you. I promise."

Demetrius sniffled and Mom hugged him. Shiloh, Jonah, Owen, Kaitlin, Demetrius, Charlotte and Marley went upstairs to their bedrooms while Griffin, Harry, Natalia, Paige and Tennille helped their parents clean up.

Charlotte laid on her bed, staring at the ceiling before she closed her eyes.

"Ugh... wait... where...?" She breathed as she opened her eyes and found herself in a midnight black void. She looked around.

"Charlotte?" Marley said. She and the others were in the void as well.

"Wh-where are we? What is this place!?" Shiloh exclaimed, his eyes widening in fear.

"Hush now, young ones. Do not be afraid." A calm and deep voice said gently and they had to shield their eyes when a blinding white light appeared before them. In a matter of seconds, it faded and they gasped in shock as a large titan stood before them. He had bright white optics and his plating was silver, bright blue and white.

"Who are you?" Marley breathed, her eyes wide.

"I am Primus. The Creator of all Cybertronians and Cybertron itself."

"Cybertron?"

"Cybertronians?" Primus nodded his helm.

"I have come to give your gifts," the Creator of Cybertron said.

"Gifts? What kind of gifts?" Griffin asked calmly.

Primus smiled before eight sparks appeared before the children, "these are your true hearts. You will be guided by the young Prime."

"Y-young Prime?" Paige whispered and nearly jumped as the third spark went into her chest. A warmth washed over her as her eyes flashed bright blue before turning light brown.

"Welcome home, Firestorm, Nightwalker, Primrose, WhiteRain, ShadowSeeker, Echo, YellowJacket, Eclipse, Comet, Cloudburst, Moonweaver and Dawnstrike. I will be with you when you need me." Primus said gently.

Paige gasped sharply as she shot up from her bed. She knocked on the wall rhythmically. Soft footsteps barreled towards her room and her siblings burst into her room.

"You had the same dream too, right?" Natalia demanded. Paige nodded her head, slightly stunned.

"Yeah. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not having déjà vu," Harry said.

"We all did." Griffin said, placing his hand on his chest where his heart was beating. He suddenly tensed as his eyes widened as he felt two heartbeats.

"What is it?" Marley asked, looking at her brother.

"Please tell me I'm not the only one feeling as though I have two hearts in my body."

Charlotte placed her hand on her chest and she widened her eyes, "nope."

"Nada," Harry, Tennille, Natalia, Demetrius and Kaitlin said.

"Nuh-uh." Marley, Owen, Jonah and Shiloh said.

"No." Paige squeaked. The twelve siblings exchanged worried glances before they all got on Paige's bed and snuggled up with each other. The sparks within their chests glowed brightly.

[narryblossoms]

Discipline

sooooo I know my last one didn’t have a plot, but this one does! I hope it makes sense and I hope you guys like this lil series I’m trying to create :-) it’s very angsty and theres some fluff I hope and also lots of husband!Harry and dad!Harry obviously :))) there’s a part 2 to this and it will be posted tomorrow (thursday night) so stay tuned my bumblebees

~•~•~•~

“You’re late.” Harry stated as his son walked through the front door and made his way towards his room. Harry’s arms were crossed in front of his chest, an old dark blue full sleeve shirt covering his upper body paired with his black sweat pants.

“Keeping track now?” Jasper shot back.

“Sorry?” Harry asked, giving Jasper a chance to reword what he had said.

“Nothing, I’m surprised you care at all.”

Harry’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“You know what it means.”

“I don’t. Humour me.”

“What’s going on?” You asked, poking your head through the entrance of the kitchen.

“Jasper was just about to explain something to me.” Harry informed you. He turned back to his son, staring him right in the eye. “Go on.”

Jasper narrowed his eyes at his father. “No point. Not like he’s going to listen.” He said before turning towards the stairwell.

Harry scoffed. “Now you’re gonna walk away. Real mature, son.”

“Harry.” You said sternly, shooting a look at your husband, and making your way towards the angry father and son duo. “I’m listening, J, keep talking.”

He looked over at you, eyes glossing over as he shook his head quickly and turned around to walk up to his room.

You let out a deep breath and rubbed your forehead before turning to your husband. “Why do you have to be such an ass?” You wacked his bicep with the back of your hand.

“M'not! He’s home an hour after curfew and you’re yellin’ at me?”

You rolled your eyes, “I’m going to finish the dishes and you’re going to go make peace and see what’s wrong. You both have been arguing way too much lately.”

“He’s being a brat. Nothing wrong with him.”

“Harry.”

“Sweet, you can’t keep letting him get away with this stuff.”

“I’m not. Just don’t like it when he’s upset.”

“He’ll get over it.”

“No he won’t. You need to talk to him and see what’s wrong.” You pleaded.

"There’s no point, he’s not going to listen.”

“Honey, I need you to take this seriously. Go please.”

“Okay, okay. I’m going.”

~•~•~•~

“Hi.” Jasper smiled sheepishly as he walked through the front door, bringing a gust of cold air with him.

“Phone, in my hand, now.” Harry instructs his slightly inebriated son. He had Adrian snoozing on his shoulder with a fuzzy blanket from the couch thrown over his body to keep him warm. Harry had woken up when he heard his youngest coughing and calling for him. The weather was not so great and Adrian had caught the worst of it. He’d been coughing and sniffling all week and no amount of soup, cuddles or NyQuil made him feel better.

Naturally, as he was up, Harry checked to see if Wynter and Jasper were sound asleep. Contrary to his hope that he had gotten through to his son with the talk he gave him just three days ago, Jasper’s bed was empty. “Dad, I-”

“Go to your room. We’ll talk about this in the morning.”

"No, wait, Dad-” He started again.

“I don’t want to hear it, Jasper. Move.”

Jasper digs into his pocket and pulls out his phone, placing it in Harry’s waiting hand before making his way up to his room with his head down. He was already starting to regret it, Harry could tell. But it was nearing 2 in the morning and he had to get up in 5 hours and leave for work, he didn’t have time to argue with his son despite the anger that was bubbling deep inside of him.

Harry locks the door and makes his way across the house turning off all the lights before heading back upstairs. As he reached the top step, he felt Dino brush against his leg, his golden body sprawled out at the top of the stairs. Even their puppy knew when something was wrong. “C’mon, buddy. Let’s go.” Dino followed while Harry cradled Adrian in his arms, trying not to startle him from the sleep that finally caught up to his little body. He gently placed his son in his bed, immediately covering him up with the double-layered blanket before making his way to his own room to find you awake and sat up in bed with the lamp light on. He knew you heard Jasper coming in and the worried look on your face masked the disappointment you were both feeling.

You stared at him not sure what to say to ease the situation. “Go back to sleep, sweet.” Harry said sounding extremely exhausted as he walked towards you. “We’ll deal with it in the morning.”

You silently agreed, acknowledging the fatigue in Harry’s voice and body language, scooting back down as you watched him make his way to his side of the bed. Dino circled around his own bed, that was at the foot of yours, until he settled down to sleep.

Once Harry was under the covers, you turned off the lamp before you both scooted in close to each other to find the warmth that was missing. Harry brushed the hair away from your face and pressed a reassuring kiss to your forehead. He brought you closer to him and gave you a squeeze, letting you know that whatever happened in the morning, you’d deal with it together.

~•~•~•~

“Hi,” you greeted Harry, walking into your bedroom.

“Hi, sweet.” He smiled from in front of the dresser where he was opening his watch from around his wrist.

“How was work?” You asked, leaning in to accept his kiss. “Didn’t hear you come in.”

“Was good. Got a new client today.” He answered giddily, as he reached loosen his tie.

“Really? Another one? Making your way to junior partner, aren’t you Styles?” You smirked.

Harry shrugged nonchalantly with a grin on his face. You both knew that he was only one winning case away from a raise.

“What were you doing outside?” He asked, after you grabbed his face to kiss him with your hands that were still cold from being out in the frosty weather for just a few minutes.

“Aide thought it would be funny to throw Dino’s ball in the snow. Had to calm him down before he came back into the house.” You told Harry as he made his way to the walk-in closet to change into something more comfortable. It was Friday, which meant it was a day off for Adrian from pre-school and that in turn meant a day off for you.

Harry laughed as he slipped on a sweatshirt with the name of his grad school stitched on the front, “Dino or Aide?”

“Both,” you joked. “So, um…” You trailed, not sure how to bring up what happened last night. “We didn’t talk this morning.”

“No, we didn’t.” He agreed, looking up at you as he shoved his pants down and stepped into a pair of thick grey sweat pants.

You looked at him expectantly, waiting for him to call the shots. Harry was good at this, being the strict parent. While the kids always won you over with a smile wider than their face or slobbery kisses pressed to your cheeks with exaggeration, Harry was more of a hard-ass. He was hard to impress. You guessed that came along with having an attorney for a father. And a husband.

“1 month. No phone, no games, and no parties. And Sam can come over, but he can’t go to hers.”

“Okay.”

“Got to be strict with him, Sweet.” He reminded you, like always.

“I will.” You told him, with an eye roll, as always.

Harry chuckled at the routine. “I know you’ve got a soft spot for him, but we can’t let him get away with this.” He told you, clicking the light off for the closet as he made his way to you.

“I know.”

“Want me to talk to him?” He offered, knowing the answer.

“No, no, I will.” You said quickly, not wanting the situation to be worse. Both Styles men were hot-headed and you couldn’t risk it this time.

Harry couldn’t pretend to hate how sympathetic you were towards the kids. It came along with your good natured heart, even though it got the best of you at times. If Harry didn’t turn into the bad guy when his kids did something wrong, he was sure they would be brats. “Okay, I’ll be in the study. Got some work to finish up.” He pressed a warm kiss to your forehead.

“Already?” You pouted, “you just got home.”

“I know, it’ll be quick. Just have to check on a few things.”

“Okay, don’t take too long.”

“I won’t. And remember, one month.” He reminds you.

“Yes, Your Honour.” You snicker as he glares at you.

“Very funny.“

You smacked his butt as he walked past you, only to have him turn around and tackle you onto the bed.

Part 2 of this will be posted tomorrow. Find my writing here. 

[clawingbackthepast]

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[knowles-morgan]

With three kids the age six, three, and one. Your day was hardly ever the same. Jasper was use to your husband not being home all the time. Chris came home as often as he could when he was filming movie. When Jasper was little you guys would go stay with Chris, but with Jasper in school it was a little harder. Eric was the one who was having a hard time with his dad being gone. He was a little mini Chris. Your daughter Emma was just happy to be near you and her brothers. She loved her daddy but wasn’t old enough yet to understand why he was gone sometimes.

You always were jealous of the mom’s you meet. Who had a schedule? Breakfast, lunch, and dinner always at the same time. Bedtime on the dot. Your kids were feed, bathed and happy, but never on a tight schedule.

Last night Chris had made it home in time for dinner. He had actually got off the plane and then came home and grilled out with the family. The boys loved the time outside playing football with Chris. Friday was always movie night time. It was that way since you two started dating. Chris let Emma pick the movie didn’t go over to well with her big brother.

“She’s a baby.” He said standing next to the tv.

“Go get your pj’s on and we will all enjoy the movie.” You told him trying not to laugh since he looked so cute.

“Fine.” He said turning to leave as his little brother followed him.

“Pick out your movie bumblebee.” She giggled as Chris kissed her

Of course you guys watched Finding Dory for what seemed like the tenth time this week. This Jasper picked out a superhero one. Eric had fallen asleep. So Chris carried him then Emma to their rooms. You cleaned up the living room as Chris went up and tucked Jasper in and spent a little bit with him. You had just finished loading the dishwasher when you heard him speak.

“Hey, beautiful.”

Looking up you saw your husband leaning against the kitchen door. He had no shirt on and was just in a pair of lounge pants. It just hit you had long it been since you two had sex.

“Everyone asleep?” You asked closing the dishwasher and leaning against it.

“Finally. I’ve missed those babies, but I’ve really missed their mom.” He said pushing himself off the frame of the door and walked toward you.

“They missed you too.” You said forgetting how to breathe.

“How about mom did she miss me?” He asked kissing the side of your neck.

Moaning into his kiss he took that as a yes. Rubbing his hand up your shirt and moving to the back of your bra to take it off. Emma started crying.

“Damn.”

“Meet me in the bedroom after I check on her.”

Walking into the nursery Emma was standing up in her crib.

“What”s wrong.” You said reaching to pick her up.

Picking her up you could tell she felt warm. That when she made a little burp noise and threw up over you and her crib.

“Oh, baby. Chris!” You yelled needing help from your husband.

“What’s wrong?”

“She’s sick and running a fever.” You said walking her into the master bathroom to give her a bath.

Chris started the water while you took her temp.

“Its 100.2 Go get my phone I need to call the doctor.” You said feeling to make sure the water was cool enough but not too cold to try and cool her down and clean her up.

A few minutes later Chris came in talking to the doctor. Once he hung up he explained what was said.

“He said to give her some medicine and some clear liquid and if the fever isn’t down by morning he will see us then.”

“Did you call him at home?”

“Yeah. My baby is sick I’m not waiting for a nurse to page him.”

You just shook your head. You loved her husband and he was a great father. Wrapping Emma in a towel you walked into your bedroom and put her diaper and onesie on.

“I cleaned up her crib but didn’t put new sheets on. She can sleep in our room tonight.”

Climbing into bed with her in your arms and Chris next to you. You both watched Tv and listened out of Emma. you didn’t sleep much that night. Every move she made you checked on her.

“Daddy, Daddy,” Eric yelled pulling on Chris’s arm

“Morning buddy.”

“Why Em in your bed?”

“Emma was sick last night.” With that being enough of an explanation Eric moved over to your side of the bed.

“Let’s let mama sleep.”

‘I want mama to make me eggs.”

“I can make them.”

“Not like mommy.”

Chris started to say something when you touched his arm.

“It’s okay I can go make them.” You said getting up

“I will meet you downstairs sweetie.”

Chris didn’t say anything as Eric ran out of the room.

“I can make eggs. You need to sleep and take care of Emma.”

“She’s still sleeping. I’ll make the eggs and then you and the boys can watch cartoons and I will nap.” You said getting up and putting your robe on

Leaning over and kissing your husband you went downstair to make breakfast. The boys were at the table coloring when you came into the kitchen

“Morning sweetie.” You said kissing the top of their heads

“Eric said Em is sick.”Jasper ask

“She is but she is feeling better. After breakfast daddy is going to watch cartoons with you while I nap with Emma.”

Cooking eggs didn’t take long and shortly after Chris was down with Emma.

“Look who woke up with no fever.”

“That’s my girl.” You said taking her and putting her in the highchair

“How about I take the kids to go see mom and you can stay here and rest,” Chris said helping you with the kids

“Emma probably shouldn’t go out.”

“It’s just to mom’s and I promise she will be fine. Then we can come home and have dinner together. Maybe tomorrow I can take my sexy wife out to dinner.” He said winking at you.

“You guys want to go see grandma?”

After a lot of yes and awesome. You got the boys and Emma dressed.

“Kiss mommy goodbye and we will be back soon.”

Chris said as you handed him the diaper bag and gave everyone a kiss.

“You guys have fun and listen to daddy.”

Watching them leave you shut the door and went upstairs to try and nap

No matter what you did you couldn’t nap. The house was to quit. Taking a nice long bath and reading a little. You spend the rest of the day cleaning the kids bedroom and ordering a few things online. Chris knew you wouldn't nap but wanted you to have some time alone.

Rounding the kids up from grandma’s they stopped at the store about you your favorite flowers. Chris wasn’t sure how you did it all the time. Shopping with three little kids who wanted everything and wanted to touch this and that. He was just exhausted from one little trip. Walking into the house with Emma on his hip. Eric hanging on to his leg and Jasper come in the back of them. The whole house smelled like roasted Chicken.

“We got you flowers mommy.” Jasper ran in saying first.

“I love these.” You said taking them from him

“You guys hungry?”

“I’m so starving,” Eric said running to you

“Go wash up and we can eat.” You said walking to Chris and get Emma from him.

“How was the trip?”

“You are wonderful women?”

“Your daddy is so silly.” You said kissing Emma and making her laugh.

“Let’s eat. It looks like daddy needs a nap.”

Sitting at the table with your family. You had never been happier. Chris took you all on great vacations and brought you all home wonderful gifts but this is what made you the happiest. Dinner time at the table. Chris telling stories about his time away. The kids telling their dad stories. Chris making Emma laugh and sitting next to you holding your hand or putting his hand on your knee. You truly loved your family.  Let’s hope Chris is happy with one more.

[confused-scientist]

Best of 2018

Fav Book: The Lost Man - Jane Harper

Surprisingly managed to read a few books this year – mainly during holidays – but my favourite was probably the new Jane Harper which I read in December. Her last book was my fav last year, so obviously I’m a fan, particularly of Outback Noir. Other books I really enjoyed this year are Norse Mythology – Neil Gaiman and Early Riser – Jasper Fforde.

Fav Movie: Ocean’s 8

I really should get rid of this category because I legit watch like 3 movies this year @ the movie theatre and they were Ocean’s 8, Crazy Rich Asians and Bumblebee. Out of these three my fav was probably Ocean’s 8, and it ended up inspiring me to do a complete re-watch of the all the Ocean’s movies. But I really like the obvious camaraderie between the cast. Crazy Rich Asians was also an excellent film – as has actually inspired my cousins and I to do a quick crazy poor Asians trip to Singapore sometime in early 2019.

Fav TV: Salt Fat Acid Heat

I’m a sucker for a good food documentary and this is a brilliant one. Would definitely recommend… although you will get hungry. The new season of Chef’s Table was also fantastic.

Fav Video Game: Moonlighter

Half dungeon-raider, half retail simulation. Feel into a deep Moonlighter hole this holidays, and have only just emerged. Spent more this playing steam games than my PS4 this year – other favs have been Rakuen (bring tissues) & Don’t Starve Together (bring friends).

Fav (Old) Podcast: My Dad Wrote A Porno http://www.mydadwroteaporno.com/

Season 4 was excellent. Bring on Season 5. Also on good form this year was All Songs Considered (love the new music Friday eps), How to win friends & influenza, and Kings Fall AM

Fav (New to me) Podcast: Teacher’s Pet https://www.theaustralian.com.au/the-teachers-pet

Can’t go past the podcast that was gripped the nation. The disappearance of Lynn Dawson is in many ways a sad sad story, filled with bungled investigations and missed opportunities, but the way people have come out to tell their stories and bring forth new information which has ended up leading to the arrest of her husband say a lot about podcasting as a format for bring forgotten stories to the people. Other excellent new podcasts I’ve listed to this year include Dr. Death, Unravel True Crime, and (to demonstrate I listen to more than just crime podcasts) EOS 10 and Wolf 359.

Fav Song: 1984 – Night Traveler

Something about this song makes me feel like it’s a hot summer night, and I’m driving home with the windows down. This is definitely the song that I’ve listened to the most this year, and its from an artist that is really a complete unknown. (But honestly I’m really liking what he’s releasing so far). Other fav songs from this year: About You – G Flip, My Thoughts of You – The Band CAMINO and Make Me Feel – Janelle Monae.

Fav Album: Dirty Computer – Janelle Monae

This album is amazing. The visual album is somehow even better. If you’ve not seen it yet – do yourself a favour and start 2019 right. Other albums I liked this year include LP 5000 – Restorations and re:member – Olafur Arnalds

BONUS: Fav Med Parody Video: Gallbladder ft. Perelman School of Medicine

[writingroold]

Rose Alina Darby (Official) by Rowena-Bensel

Who is this? This is Rose Alina Darby, usually called Rose, who is an AU version of my June/OP baby Roselight. Rose is the 14-year-old sister of Jack Darby and daughter of June Darby. Her and Jack's dad left when she was still a baby, so she doesn't remember him, and June and Jack worked hard so that she would never want for anything. She is a freshman at Jasper's high school, and is good friends with Raf. On the night Arcee was attacked in Jasper, Rose was with Raf at the canal and saw Arcee and Bumblebee fight the Vehicons. She came to base the next day with Raf, and leaves with Arcee and Jack. What changes, if any, she brings to the story, I don't know. But look at how adorable she is!

OC Name: Rose Alina Darby Age: 14 Family: June Darby (mother), Jack Darby (brother) Autobot Guardian: Arcee, Smokescreen Friends: Raf Esquivel, Miko Nakadai, Autobots, Fowler Interests: Reading medical texts and articles, playing games with Jack, Raf and Miko, Doodling, 

Extra Info: - Rose is very interested in medical things and wants to be a nurse or doctor when she is older. - Rose competes with Raf for Ratchet's Favorite Human slot. Ratchet enjoys her company because she is mostly quiet and stays out of the way, but is honestly interested in learning about Cybertronian medical and science stuff when she can. - Rose and Smokescreen get along, but don't have quite the closeness that the other kids have with their guardians, mainly because of the short amount of time they were partnered before the Bots returned to Cybertron.