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spocksmalewife · 6 months

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Pic dump

So I ended up getting an underbust corset (not this one) but I fucking LEFT IT in the rideshare car on the way back like a dumbass. I was able to get in contact with the guy and I'm grateful he's willing to meet again but it's like pulling teeth to try to get a straight answer out of him AAAAAA anyway wish me luck on getting it back 🤞

Also got a shaggy black and white animal hood there (I'll post it later) and a guy on the street fist bumped me and was like "not gonna lie I really fuck with the drip" bless 🙏

Also every time I visit that city I need my fix of Paint Ice Cream (matcha icecream that tastes and feels like eating gesso, it's such a unique textural experience I love it and there's only one place that makes it)

UPDATE got the corset back GB 🙏🙏🙏

It looks really good with my hoodie, I'll get a good fit pic tomorrow + the animal hood. Finally can zhuzh up my T's 😜 (also one step closer to going full cybergoth, I picked up some hair extensions at the drag show cuz they had a clothing swap)

And the third and final thing I got was this sick necklace, I love the glass:

Oh! And almost forgot! Picked up a copy of welt at a used cd store. Have yet to listen to it, I only know cracker so far

#leaving the concert venue there was a guy in a chair holding an icepack to his bleeding forehead and another guy was like “what happened??”#and he was like “idk man” LMAO #moshed too hard gotta respect that

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blondie-drawings · 7 months

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KISS! THAT! ANDROID!

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kayawolfhorse · 7 months

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Discuss

#this isn’t necessarily based on creature or sanity levels it’s what would be funniest for the Bit #also the idea of muppet & human duos is amusing to me. false and ren. pearl and gem. bdubs and etho. do you see it #zed and cub as unethical scientists is fun it’d be solid enrichment for them both #mumbo is equal parts muppet and man. maybe he’s a muppet that got turned into a guy idk #mumbo being over the line vs under it doesn’t mean anything i just ran out of room and didn’t feel like changing it btw lmao #kaya posts #hermitcraft #1k

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saragrosie · 28 days

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I may have started the woke communist rpg...

Bonus feelings about Kim's design (Kim my beloved) and some close-ups under here:

#my art #Cuno is a fucking legend love that little kid #I haven't got thru much of the game but I love the humor and art style #me n my buddy are going for sorrycop but he made harry shave so we're kind of at odds rn LMAO #I liked the mutton chops...#the way even kim says its awful man hes fucking cooked #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #my beloved #harry du bois #less beloved but hes doing his best #at least in our playrhru #kimharry #? idk i just wish we could smooch kim for a morale boost #oh i also love lena and the cryptid side quest #good game so far i see why the gays enjoy it so much #ok byeeee

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tubbytarchia · 7 months

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I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

#I know he has a tendency to go deranged on his red lives but idk something about him beginning to lose it after Jimmy died and killing Grian #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #trafficblr #Again its his red life shenanigans but... If only Jimmy had known how affected someone was by his death. I'm choosing to believe this #and him then going out like a sad pathetic wet cat even with Grian's sacrifice... He really deserves a win one of these days lmao please #Also I cant stop thinking about how Jimmy wouldn't have left him. Grian was sensible to and most players probs would have #Joel really does become a lost cause so its fair and Grian did still care (and went to say goodbye as well as sacrifice his time for him)#But Jimmy would have stuck by even if Joel were in this state (and they'd both get themselves killed pathetically but)#And Joel having shown such genuine care for Jimmy and concern over his limited time... man anything w Jimmy makes me so emotional lol #I love them so #oh Ig about the art itself. I dont like it but hey thats how it tends to go when you try smth new. And no shame in trying #but if one person likes this then yayy I will still feel accomplished and happy #Im looking at this again and hey its not that bad actually yay I love to approve of my own art. self love hell yea #tubby art

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fuupan · 1 month

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drew these for heart pirates day and uhhhh ep1115

#one piece #trafalgar law #fanart #my art #bepo one piece #heart pirates #sachi one piece #penguin one piece #canon doesnt exist if we try hard enough #if *I* try hard enough #also i like to think my guy just had a period where after he recovered he took the time to just. bask under the sun. suntanning.#cus my guy went from pasty pale as hell to enough melanin to put me to shame #/j i never had a chance to tan much to begin with lmao but you get my point #also also id like to think he uses bepo as like. a beach mat or smth. idk waht you call those. the things people lie on to suntan idk #like he already uses bepo as a pillow wahts stopping him to lie on top of him to sunbathe #also also also if youd like to know uhhh that beach day drawing?? inspired by when bepo swam away w law on top of him idk that was in my #mind for WEEKS when i read the manga #that and i just want them to goof off #also uhh ep 1115 a day AFTER heart pirates day was just cruel like damn #bepo's desperation got to me #also polar tang :((( man :((((( where are they getting another old man to build them another submarine :((

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newvision · 9 months

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Will answering “part of me will always want to” when Jack asks him if he’ll slip away with Hannibal is actually an insane thing to say cause at any other point during the show before that episode Jack would not have wanted Will to get this close to Hannibal. But now he needs him to!!!!!!!!!!!!! So he is forced to accept the part of Will that is fascinated by the very reason Hannibal is supposed to go to prison, his cruelty & violence, and therefore also that part of Hannibal. Will might as well have said “I wanna eat people with this guy and that’s the very reason why you need me to help you”. And the next scene is him being petty and jealous towards Hannibal’s wife. How did Jack not quit after one single day of working this case

#will is soooo cunty in dolce idc #idk he just stopped giving a fuck about pretending not to be obsessed with Hannibal #and Jack being forced to listen to it lmao imagine almooooost catching the killer you’ve worked years to catch and the only person who #might succeed is like haha love this guy soooo much #the man that you are Jack Crawford #the patience he has is truly impressive #emmys thoughts on Hannibal #hannibal #nbc Hannibal #hannigram #will Graham #hannibal Lecter

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fuumiku · 4 months

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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

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sweeneydino · 3 months

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Offering.

Okay, this one wasn't meant to give off homoerotic vibes it just ended up like that-

Happy pride lol

And a bonus+

Monsters and aliens just hit different for my ace ass-

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confusedhostage · 1 month

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Dev art of Scooby Doo gang

from their newsletter - thought others might want to see it if unsubscribed. (I find the matchups funny) - Art by Abby Howard of Black Tabby Games.

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blu-ish · 10 months

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and then he gets arrested lmao (dumbass/affectionate)💙❤️

(Part One)--(Part Two)

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #my art #shadow the hedgehog #sonic movie 3 #movie sonic #sonadow #lmao this was so much fun to draw #hope you enjoyed!! <3 #HJSHSJS GAY GAY HEDGEMOG #Look at them pffttt #honestly if this doesn't happen are we rlly watching the movie? /j #Why did G.U.N spend so much money making voltron ass lookin robots? IDK???#Never said sonic was sneaky lmao xD #WHY DO I KEEP DRAWING SONIC LIKE HES ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND IN HIS SOCKS?? BEATS ME #Hello Hello from Elton John starts playing--#Yeah Sonic just IGNORE the fact you quite literally pushed Robobuttnik out from his robot and had him fall to his “”“death”“”#I still find it funny that even after all of that Sonic is always on edge that he could possibly come back #LIKE IF THAT MAN CAME BACC FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM HE CAN COME BACK FROM FALLING LMAO #Just hope shadow can too cOugH

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royalarchivist · 8 months

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Pac: Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok? See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. [Fit tries to lasso Pac] You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, we don't have time to be gay right now.

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Pac: I'm just here to say goodbye to you, Fit.

Fit: Goodbye? We're not– we're gonna be fine, we're going to get out of here, don't worry.

Aypierre: Yeah, don't worry!

Pac: I know, but like– I will sleep until the end, you know? I will pass through this moment sleeping, man. I won't be able to be awake for the moment.

Fit: [Laughs] You know, it's– I mean, if that's how you wanna go, but– I mean, that- I mean, isn't that bed kind of like.... I don't know, it's–

Pac: No no, I will be staying on the sofa, you know, I will be staying on the sofa.

Fit: Oh the sofa. Ok, that's a nice sofa! Yeah, that is a pretty nice sofa.

Pac: Yeah, it's a nice sofa right? No, yeah– I'm going to stay on the sofa, you know? So, since I will be going Fit... [Pac starts tossing Fit all his items]

Aypierre: [Not paying attention to their conversation] Is that bigger cell? I don't think it's a bigger- biggest one.

Fit: Oh... Thank you Pac, thank you.

Pac: Everything you need to survive, ok?

Fit: Wow.

Aypierre: Wow.

Pac: And if you need this one also, maybe, who knows? [Throws him more items]

Fit: Ohhh, well hey– just take this to remember me by, ok? [Tosses him a photo of himself – the same one Aypierre was carrying all day yesterday]

Pac: [Laughs] Ok, I will sleep holding the picture you know, like this. You know, I will dream about you, Fit. And I hope this is gonna be good dreams. I see you in the other side. Good luck, my friend.

Fit: The other side... Yeah, you know, yeah, we– we– you know? It's been an honor, Pac. It's been an honor, you know?

Pac: Yeah, for me too, you know? Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok?

Fit: Ok.

Pac: See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: I will sing your praise– Oh yeah, hey– [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Fit: Sorry, there's–

Pac: I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, you guys– we don't have time to be gay right now, come on. There's no time.

Pac: No, there's no time! Oh, goodbye Fit...

Fit: Ok, c'mon, no no no, come on, we got this we got this!

Pac: Goodbye Fit, I'm sorry!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh no...

#Pactw #FitMC #Hideduo #FitPac #QSMP #QSMP Prison #January 22 2024 #So canonically how do you guys view this moment?#Did Pac just canonically conk out from stress?#Did he take sleeping pills on purpose to sleep through whatever awful thing was inevitably going to happen?#Curious to hear what other people think #I like to imagine the stress finally got to him #He spent the entire time trying to mirror things he saw Cell doing #and finally cried about it to Bagi #I can't blame him if he wants to sleep through the rest of it. Man's living in a place that's actively making him relive past trauma #Fit says he's carrying Pac in his backpack but I like to imagine that he just gave Pac a piggy back ride the entire way home :D #I imagined that for Purgatory too #it's cute #idk the whole idea of very traumatized characters being so comfortable around certain people #Idk the idea Pac feeling so safe around Fit #(despite being in a place that is actively stressing him out)#that he feels alright falling asleep and trusting him / Mike to protect him is sweet to me #Idk man I'm a big fan of the ''literal sleeping together'' trope #I love when characters take naps together it's so cute #esp when it's two traumatized characters with a lot of baggage / trust issues #It's nice #anyways I got way off topic with these tags LMAO sorry #I was gonna edit this down but I like the entire conversation so I'm leaving it as is #The YouTube editor living in my brain: Not great for viewer retension #Me: Shhhhhhhh I'm an Archivist. I can do whatever I want.

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askyofexplodingstars · 3 months

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lil sebastian doodle page (ft my farmer)

#my farmer's a he/they like me kiss kiss #this man has overtaken my one remaining brain cell #i relate to him so heavily it's insane #i STRUGGLED figuring out how to draw his hair but seems i figured it out by the sitting one #that and the sleepy one are from today while the others are from the last few days #i've seen a lot of art where i feel like he's yassified too much so i tried to not do that #i love him just the way he is #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #sdv sebastian #sebastian x farmer #farmer star #sdv fanart #idk the tags lol #my art #doodles/sketches/wips #thanks to my cis male friend who answered my inquiry whether men can sit with their legs like that or not LMAO #the answer is basically yes but it's stressful

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 months

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Happy birthday to my forty three shades of Fernando 🥳🎉

Let me know which is your fav variant!

Top from left to right: Matador, Nnadopoleon, Aston(obv), Boy King AU, Bond AU

Bottom from left to right: Ferrari, Post Retirement Vegas Magician Fernando, Renault

#the fernando cinematic universe.....#this looks like the most fucked family postcard ever #something something insert selfcest joke here #fanart that requires you to be an expert in catieology #id link everything but im writing this on 5 hrs of sleep after almost staying up 24 hrs so hmmm nope #top ten drawings made in a fugue state #i drew all of this in one night. and like on the worst day ever bcs race day made me have zero sleep #BUT HEY I DID IT!!! AND I LIKEY A LOT!!#thank you suzuki for the magician nando idea. it honestly brings it all together #rip hussar nando sorry man couldnt get you in there :(#lmao renault nando is just happy to be there idk why he makes me laugh so silly #i want to write tags but i literally cannot think okay bye bye fdskslg #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art.#fa14

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lilybug-02 · 3 months

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Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.

This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)

#For those who are reading the tags- Chip is ejsuperstar's Cookie Clicker OC. LIKE- COOKIE CLICKER. FROM DA GAME. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT.#Okay now to talk in the comments #first of all. The fic is literally so good. I had the privilege to read it uwu #These two are literally so evil. They just show it in different ways.#Bravus in intimidation and cunning And then Chip with his manipulation and deceit.#Also the “Magic” vs “Science” motif here is so 👀😤✨💅#i mean. Bravus is from medieval times so of course he thinks anything like what Chip has is magic. But ALSO Magic 100% is real in his world #I think it'd be neat to keep my human's slitted irises. They look human- but just slightly off to make anyone in your AU notice #forgive my human facial anatomy *cries*#the *Poof* is a reference to fairly odd parents. LMAO #I'll post the speedpaint later if ur down! Videos always take so long for them to upload here #The Mad King #I am so happy with how this turned out. Like seriously. Took me about 3 hours???? idk i need to check #hope you like it. *bonks you*#I love how Chip is still intimating with a fricking cookie in his hand. Man looks so silly #art #my art #chip #deltarune #deltarune chara timeline #cookie clicker #cookie clicker oc

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justpassingbyoursht · 5 months

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Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶

my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass

but still that tiny waist

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #c rambles #sir titan of time chronos u are a twink. like ur a tall twink i'll give u that but. dasjklhfdsfhskf #i just fucking jsaldjsjfs #but like i was so gagged when i realized he's an ⌛#i like shut my mouth. hes a fcuking hourglass holy shit!#like i cant dispute them at all thats lowkey brilliant i am kinda mad it makes sense #i gotta say that gold in his skin looks immaculate. like everything about him looks good #its just that fucking waist lmao #k kardashian wishes she had that fucking waist bruh #also is it only me or does he remind you of gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug?? askhfdsjfs #like idk why? maybe bc hes tall and blondish... and that pose too. but like idk sdsjhlafkhasdf #how am i gonna respect that man with the gabriel vibes (the least respectable man in ml) and that tiny waist...#i gotta play more i only saw him officially once #in fact im gonna do that rn lol i just had to ramble about the game #my shit

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