#and he’s my little pretty princess!!

[jjkyaoi]

alastor is the character ever honestly. he’s asexual and aromantic. he doesn’t know what asexual and aromantic means. he’s in a rivalry with two men, one of them is hopelessly in love with him, you’ve gotta guess. he’s got a fuck ass bob. he got beat in a fight one time and he had a mental breakdown. he has one true friend and she owns an emporium in cannibal town. he went to hell and became a cannibal. he doesn’t like to be touched but he’s constantly all up in everyone’s space. he met the king of hell and immediately tried to steal his daughter from him simply because he didn’t like his vibes. he doesn’t like new age technology but he knows phrases like “that’s the tea”. canonically has bad?? breath??? color palette is alarmingly red. works at the hotel he works at just so he can inevitably see it crash and burn. is vehemently in denial of his growing attachment to the other demons that work at said hotel. has a demon trapped under his contract but uses that so he can force him to work as a bartender. can’t handle it when people don’t think he’s incredibly threatening. loves his mom

[d3rpydoods]

on my goddamn hands and knees right this moment- major props to @junkanimate for rendering this goddamn shitpost for me when i jokingly asked if anyone would want to pick up my slack

Update: the pfp is a drawing Hanzo made for him btw

[teddybeartoji]

i think gojo acts like he's from the victorian era when he has a crush on you. seeing your tummy peek out from under your shirt as you're streching and yawning is making his brain short-circuit. like he's gonna have a fucking heart attack. you're wearing a tank top and your shoulders are showing? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's so dead.

[thefructosefather]

POV: Yagami is your boyfriend

[toxi-works-at-culvers]

it has been done @axeylotl

[itshirohi]

Oh no... he's hot! The more I draw him, the more I think I love drawing him lmao @_@ There's something about Kengan OCs that just hits different, I guess?

Bonus... ...Eugene after taking a massive L (he will not recover from this).

[tiredofmidnight]

i just think he's beautiful

[polarmary]

10-03??? BLORBOS DAY!!!

Aftermath.....

He's fine

[shiroesuna]

Not a fan of Astarion in collars and such for reasons but RIBBONS???? I’m weak

[wollerjoseph]

pretty baby leaf in front of the blades win wall🥹🥹

[fisherrprince]

If I think too hard about how aggressively Ven is princesscoded or how aqua is princecoded I grab a shelf off of my bookcase and fling it frisbee golf style through the drywall and all the books land perfectly on the row below them like a magic trick

[ghostbird-7]

MI brainrot

Ethan comes out of the therapist office looking effortlessly cool. This is not a good sign. He’s got his mission face on, wearing something that could be conceived as a smile if you haven’t seen his proper one, which is crooked and a bit too wide, unleashed when he’s being brutally mocked by a dear friend or has one of his signature puns turned around on him. When mission face is off he’s intense, makes an amount of eye contact that on paper is around average, but feels interrogative when you’re under it. He’s moving smoothly, too. Benji knows for a fact that with his ribs and knee he should be walking in his usual lope, but he’s walking like he’s in a poker game at gun point. Benji takes him home. In the kitchen, after small talk and tea, Ethan’s still got his game face on but he’s icing his leg and Benji’s given him a pamphlet so they don’t have to look at each other. Ethan tells him after 10 minutes, on the dot. “I’ve been jittery after missions where I didn’t use to be. The shrink says it’s because I’m not passively suicidal anymore,. Says I probably have been for a while, didn’t know.” He’s talking like he’s conserving money on a telegram. He hasn’t looked up from the pamphlet. Benji makes him another cup of tea, and after the next mission holds him by his uninjured body part (right shoulder seems okay) with enough pressure for him to feel it until he settles a little. Ethan thanks him with a foot rub the next week, long enough later that most people wouldn’t have connected it. Benji loves him, chooses to. It’s always been a choice for him, when he’s not in physical danger he can stack feelings around the corners of the problem till he’s looking straight through it. It’s what made him such a good technician, and it’s one of the things that made him decide to love Ethan at first. He can’t. He’ll buckle down and work through it, but always as a person. Benji will stay while Ethan works out how to feel like a person again.

[nottoonedin]

what.... please elaborate i do not understand but i wish to....

So, I'm guessing you're asking about this post, where I speculate about Ivan's relationship with the dog-alien?

Here's a post where I talk about what "The Dog Alien Incident" is (or at least my interpretation of it).

(Long ramble/analysis/theory below!)

Now, this^^ was my interpretation of the scene before Round 6. But then Round 6 came out, and:

The MV shows Ivan seems to have some sort of relationship with the dog-alien. They definitely seem to have a deep level of trust. I mean, the alien is allowing Ivan to touch its teeth, and even going as far as LETTING IVAN LIE IN ITS MOUTH!? (Which like???? Go off I guess??? You do you??? But why would you want to??? He was tempting death at this point).

When I first saw this, I immediately jumped to conclusions and was like "Oh, he's insane, he's just like Luka, he planned this out, he was trying to kill Mizi-" because I was literally just recovering from the event which was Round 6.

But, now that I think about it, I don't think I stand by that theory anymore. I don't think Ivan would actively try to kill Mizi. I don't think he ever hated Mizi, as they've been shown to be quite friendly in their interactions, unlike Luka is with Hyun-woo.

(Would translate these properly if I knew Korean, but alas.. Maybe in the future, I'd actually love to learn the language-)

So, looking back at Ivan's relationship with the dog-alien, I think they were just friendly? Like, Ivan would just go hang out with the dog-alien whenever he wanted, just for some quiet time away from the other kids, since the place that the dog-alien(does it go by another name other than "dog-alien"??) resides seems to be secluded and hidden from the rest of Anakt Garden. I think it was just coincidence that Ivan found Till and Mizi together in that area (Mizi could have wandered off, perhaps to find Till, or Till was trying to follow her?). Ivan may have just stayed watching in the shadows just to see what would happen out of pure curiosity.

Another thing!

Ivan's friendship with the alien (as well as him being allowed to roam freely without a collar) could have benefitted him in allowing him to escape the Garden with Till. The alien seems to be a guard dog of some sort (which could explain why it attacked Till, or it could've been just attacking Till because why the hell not-), and if it trusted Ivan enough, it's not surprising if it would let Ivan (and Till) pass by it and out of the Garden without alerting the AG Guardians.

Long story short: Ivan's very weird, but not as batshit insane as our favourite mentally-and-physically ill blondie, Luka <3

Hope this explains everything..?

[tojiscrack]

I’M CRYING

tell me why i was scrolling through twitter at 4am, stalking the gojo tag cuz why not, and then i see that this man would probably be a freeloader or a swallow (japanese term for a literal sugar baby, according to my sources - correct me if i’m wrong) to older women if not a jujutsu sorcerer?

I’M CACKLING 😭 GEGE, WHAT IS THIS?

[zizzlefizzle1]

🥀 Words could never describe the CHOKEHOLD this man has had on me for YEARS-

Sir stop looking at me like that

[giggle-shade]

🥴🥴 I feel like I need someone to talk to or gush about with over this damn man. I literally feel like I'm losing my mind over here (thankfully I know I'm not alone) but PM me if you wanna fangirl 🫠🫠🫠🫠