i hate pinterest. why is there tally hall mpreg. why is rob pregnant. why is joe the father. what.????
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Delphine- Right I have some clothes for you to wear to the party that'll have to do. Remember get the information we need and get out. Now I'm just going to take your stuff and piss off all the way back to Riverwood instead of staying nearby just so you have to trek all across Skyrim to get it back. Don't get caught and good luck
Taliesin- OH. Is that what you're wearing?
Calliope- Is it bad? I didn't pick it Delphine did. Is it too stuffy?
Taliesin- No quite the opposite you look quite lovely. I just never seen you in a dress before. Makes a nice change from the muck and blood you usually get caked in
Taliesin- I don't like this plan however. It's incredibly risky and you'll be alone in the Thalmor embassy and we're not even certain they know anything. If you get caught... NO theatrics. NO heroics Calliope. You get in and out unseen. DO NOT get caught. Promise me.
Calliope- I promise I'll try. I don't like it either but It's the only way to find out for sure. I'll meet you all at the winking skeever. I'll be back before you even notice I'm gone
Taliesin- Calliope I-
Taliesin- Good luck
Calliope- I have to go. I'll see you later
Kaidan- I don't know about you Thalmor. But it don't sit right with me her not having any backup up there. Me and you... we know exactly what's going to happen to her if she's caught. I also bet a sneaky shit like you knows a secret entrance... I've sent Lucien to the tavern to wait for us. We could either join him or head to the embassy wait nearby, help her out if things go pear shaped?
Taliesin- An entrance? No. The Thalmor aren't that sloppy. An exit though? Definitely. Follow me Akaviri. Lets better hope she won't need us
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Ok ok ok I'm not Tryna start discourse but bluestars prophecy was my first ever warriors book and bluestar will always be my favourite so I'm gonna make some counterpoints to you about her being a Smajor character
bluestar has always been led by an intense loyalty and dedication to those she loves and cares for - this includes her mum, her sister, her clan, eventually Firepaw when he joins the clan, and she has a VERY strong moral compass when it comes to doing the right thing - when she sees thistleclaw teaching tigerpaw to hurt a then baby scourge she very much discourages it and is against it
Afaik scott is Not like that, he doesn't have an emotional or love-driven moral code, he does things because they're smart decisions in the long term or because he wants to. Granted I havent seen a ton of his stuff but I have seen his limited life and 3rd life perspectives and he is very much a singular team player there, there to look after himself and well if people align with him that's great he's got allies (jimmy and Martyn) but he won't go out of his way to care for them
Bluestars defiance of starclan in the first series is BECAUSE she gave herself to them and what the warrior code demanded so much - yes she broke clan rules by having kids with crookedstar but she did everything in her power to make sure they'd have a happy life and felt terrible that thrushpelt was willing to say they were his to save her reputation. She didn't do it out of a selfish want, she only ever wanted to help her clan and those she loved, and her becoming clan leader is emblematic of that want. When she rejects starclan so wholeheartedly in the first series it's because THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG WHEN SHES TRIED SO HARD TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT - starclan has never cared about the sacrifices she made to keep her loved ones and clan safe, she lost her mother, her sister, her kits, her mate, literally everything, and things STILL KEEP GETTING WORSE. it's not a demand that she deserves to have everything good, it's a cry for help that shouldn't something go right after she's tried so hard???
C!Scott isn't like that. He puts himself above others and inherently believes he will get the best if he just plays his cards right, and he is good at it, he's very competent at lasting a long time in life series and getting what he wants - the ruthlessness of gem driven by desperation kills him in secret life, Martyn's complete fucking about face kills him in limited life, and I'm pretty sure it's etho who gets him out in 3rd life by luck. He doesn't plan to look after the ones he cares about, because he cares about himself first and foremost. Yeah you can argue when he doesn't get what he wants he gets annoyed, but his is less of a 'why don't I get this don't I deserve it' and more of a 'oh fuck this didn't work. Ok new plan double down on getting what I want by appeasing to people cos they're easy to read and therefore account for'
I don't doubt Scott would make a bluestar adjacent character if he made a warrior cats oc BUT his character would honestly be closer to darktail or ashfur than bluestar and that's that on that.
(sorry you activated 13 year old me's unskippable cutscene sjdjsjsjja this isnt meant to be a serious argument I just love bluestar a lot and love talking about her)
OKAY 1. this is fucking awesome thank you 2. i am going to do something new and exciting (advocate for scott instead of beating him to death with sticks) because unfortunately this bluestar info has only made me believe she is a smajor character even more.
As a general note when I talk about smajor characters as a collective here I’m referring to characters more in the realm of esmp/traffic/rats/pirates/etc, less vampire scott or necromancer scott who are intended to be villainous.
Scott characters tend to operate under a “If I am not a Good Person I may as well die” rule, and consequently abide by a strict moral code to keep themselves feeling clean. For instance: traffic Scott will never go back on his word, he will avoid dishonesty, and he won’t take from others unless he is sure that he can repay them. He will never betray his seasonal primary ally (even when they betray him first), and will often give people things just because they asked him nicely. He stakes a lot of his own identity on this, because it is through being a “good person” that he justifies his superiority (and, by extension, his own existence); in his mind he deserves the best and *is* the best because he is such a good person. When things don’t go his way, he thinks he doesn’t deserve it because he has been nothing but good, so he tries to place a reason. He often assumes that somebody must “have a vendetta” against him, even if this somebody is the world (see: him asking if limlife episode 1 boogeyman is some kind of joke played on him for not giving in to the boogey curse in Last Life.) which is very Bluestar to me, convinced that her misfortunes are a divine punishment.
This is all to say that Scott does have a strict moral code and deep sense of loyalty. Being a “good person” and devoted partner in the ways he understands it are so ingrained into what he is that I think he definitely has the capacity to be a Bluestar if he were raised being taught clan values, even if his internal systems are often built around never letting gross emotions be fully felt rather than what those emotions compel him to do.
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i truly can't understand why so many people are still on the "mike is spamton's arch nemesis" line of thinking after the new information revealed during the sweepstakes 😭 maybe that stuff was just easy to miss? but i don't see how anyone can read this
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EVERYONE… EVERYONE EXCEPT…
… Mike…
and go "waow he must be REALLY mad at this mike guy :-)" that is literally the opposite of what he's saying i don't get it...
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