Today I spent half an hour convincing myself not to buy a secondhand Sir Pentious plush for a spiked up price off of a VERY sketchy online website
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Something I’ve been thinking about is why is it so difficult for Link to pull the Master Sword in Breath of the Wild versus when he pulled it the first time over 100 years ago
Then it came to me: what if it’s because Fi felt super guilty that one of her Masters died on her watch? And the reason is that she made sure that, this time, Link would be strong enough to survive facing Ganon and his minions this time around
And that’s why it takes, like, 15 hearts to pull the sword
(or, y’know, looking up at the sky while hanging around at a campfire. Whatever floats your boat)
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was gonna say my first succession fanfic should be romangerri failsex because it's important to me personally, but that would be a lie because the first succession fic i wrote was kenrava smut. : ////
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breaking news: hot eccentric city aunt fully responsible for house and toddler all evening. has easily managed bath time and bed time following the wildly successful strategy of adding Trader Joe’s cheesy seasoning to peas, which encouraged the toddler to eat ALL of his vegetables at dinner. will now sit on the couch and stare off into the middle distance while contemplating the suburban survival lifestyle her brother leads. may also eat some orange sherbet; only time will tell.
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.
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wound tending is everything. unparalleled intimacy. let me care for you. let me touch the skin around your open flesh. let me stain my hands with your blood. let me get close and breathe in the same air as you and stare into your eyes for a few seconds too long. let me make you think of me every time you see the bandage, or scar
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
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