I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again
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so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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loomer gf
always looming
portentious
only wears black
"the final hour draws near"
hiding in the shadows
"a terrible fate awaits you"
raspy voice
tall and grim-faced
won't let you think straight
"i need to consult the bones"
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this mf was writing buffy yaoi fanfiction
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this is the type of beauty they would write ballads and poems about
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history of scots affairs, from mdcxxxvii to mdcxli (1841) - spalding club
"mmmm macking cheese"
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