#and i dont think getting upset about it is good for my digestion

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Hi, Chekhov, I have a question for you. For artists like you, is patrons sharing your Patreon work ever a problem?

Yes.

[raisinushigher]

hi im just gonna put my thoughts on every clone high ship i can think of here

jfgogh - i think its cute. i can definitely see jfk like uplifting gogh and him falling in love over like the most basic display of kindness and jfk just being like “haha woah there guy i didnt mean it like that” but then he realises he Does

gogh x gandhi - LOTS of mixed feelings on this one but it is pretty interesting truth be told. like, the way gogh didnt just sit back and take what gandhi did to him and instead retaliated, i like that, i like the thought of two tiny guys having the most unnecessarily intense rivalry ever, but i know that isn’t really the way the ship is portrayed often rather than wholesome stuff . you interpret ships however you want though

gfk i think is the name for it - im so sorry as a gandhabe connoisseur i know how annoying it is when people say this about a ship that absolutely entraps you but i think jfk and gandhi are more accurate together as just silly friends who see eachother like once a month. jfk casually brings up a girl hes dating (or rather just having sex with frequently) and gandhi is like wait what happened to the other one? like hes very out of the loop but he listens and they both hype eachother up a lot

ceasgogh, gogh x christo, ceaser x christo, whether it’s any of those seperately or polyamory - i love this one so very much for literally no reason. maybe its like a nostalgia thing cuz i remember people talking about them sometimes in 2020 and being like Aw that’s cute but idk something about them feels so like. objectively correct. like yep that’s the little background trio standing together in an episode as they should be

abefk i think - i like it!! even though it’s barely known apart from jokingly i really like the classic 2000s rivalry between a nice boy and an asshole jock thing that was going on between them before ponce’s death, i admit i miss their interactions. i miss how theyd refer to eachother with their last names. also the part in season 2 episode 6 where they both were recalling memories of the grassy knoll and abe went “i used to get food thrown at me” and jfk continued “i used to be the one throwing that food”. i like them

joanabe - i know this one is like barely a ship but i still need to talk about them badly. their friendship is so important to me. the way its always been them whether it’s joan crushing on abe or the other way around, they’re just so special to eachother in any and every way, and both struggle with the choice of helping the other or doing things that hurt the other but ultimately raise their chances of getting together. tbh im so interested in whats gonna happen with them in the finale, and in the next seasons bc i doubt their back and forth crush thing is gonna last the ENTIRE show like itll be getting a new sort of premise or main character focus which im excited for

joanfk - some of the fanart is absolutely adorable COUGH COUGH ORT SMORT COUG but its just not for me man. biggest two factors as to why i dislike it being how it overtook the fandom, and how to me they just never had any substance. they have a fun dynamic and the season 1 finale was sweet but idk it just never affected me that much. also bc i always knew it was gonna crash and burn. like that is not a stable couple as cute as it is sometimes. like at all. and im happy episode 7 finally addressed it

abe x cleo - again, not really a fondly talked about ship, but they are pretty dear to me. it’s the way cleo was clearly playing with abe at the start but actually saw the charm in him and was actually upset when he finally digested his feelings for joan… i really hope they’re gonna be good friends in the future bc episode 7 seemed to be sort of a start for that friendship and them learning to be ok around eachother after the finale…

joan x cleo - ive always been scared to talk about this one bc some people see them as sisters, which i Really dont. they never acted in a sisterly way at all, and the living together thing lasted for like what. one episode. so i doubt it had any affect on how they view their relationship. but again absolutely fair if it makes you uncomfortable for this reason! but yeah i do like them. very very good trope and there can be some really cute stuff done with them dynamic wise

gandhabe my heart and soul my romeo and juliet my sun and moon my red and blue - AUGHGGGGG MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE. EVER. IN THE WHOLE SHOW FOR EVER they just have such sweet interactions and everything they do they do with the other in mind and i want them to have an emotional reunion in the season 3 finale sO SHRGFRHRVRRRRR RR RBR R R R. RR R. sorry this is mostly incoherent screaming rather than actual words I just DUCIGJGN LVOE GANDHABEEEEE EEYEHEEE THEYRE END GAME!! THEY ARE END GAME WHETHER ITS AS FRIENDS OR ROMANTICALLY RHEY ARE THE ONES

ok now onto the ones involving the new gen clones

harriucius - i like them its the second het ship in the show ive ever actually liked!! they just both go so well in so many ways, they both have almost the exact same struggles and cope in similar ways, but harriet has more of a hands on attitude with her problems, while confucius tends to avoid things. im VERY interested in how their relationship will go and i dont really think anything’s gonna happen to them bc i cant picture the show pairing either of them up with anyone else (mostly confucius tbh 😭)

joanharriet - i WISH this one was more acknowledged by the fandom like i think its the least popular one at least involving the newbies.. can you tell im a sucker for ships that are literally just two close friends who love eachother more than anything. lol. when i think of them i think of episode 5 which makes me extremely happy. like look me in the eyes and tell me that was not an absolutely beautiful wonderfully wrapped episode

johnfucius - gonna be honest i dont like this one. i know this is a really rich thing to say while talking about clone high season 2 but it just felt rushed, and especially with how they barely did anything after sleepover. like they were literally crying both of them being like OMG I FINALLY HAVE A FRIEND!! and then they proceed to have the most stale interactions with the most notable one being in the next episode and it’s literally just confucius encouraging jfk to avoid his problems like he does. not really good. but again if you enjoy them all the power to you, im happy you found something you like that hasn’t been ruined and seems pretty docile and chill compared to all the other ones :o) it’s very much a mostly fandom based ship

kahlopatra - BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE NO WORDS JUST BEAUTIFUL. there definitely was a lack of suspense like based off the intro and the slight buildup throughout the series BUT that literally doesn’t matter. out of every canon couple they are the absolute cutest im obsessed with the effect they have on eachother. especially on cleos side of things like ahhh!!!! she found someone she actually connects to genuinely!!!! i am so happy for her!!!!!!

tophucius - not much about this one its just pretty fun and silly . i feel bad for the people who thought something big was gonna be going on w them but the small details peppered in about them in sleepover were nice. i always liked how when confucius saw that topher typed your instead of you’re, he went “i thought so” like to me that confirms they do this all the time and they know it’s them. also really funny to imagine them being sworn enemies online but when they actually see eachother in school theyre Like oh shit hey man what’s up! hope youre well! like not even through gritted teeth or anything they’re just so chill irl for no reason

abetoph - Sigh i sure did save this one for last. while im a lot less comfortable with it now i still love thinking of them pre episode 8 and i do think their relationship is just ever so slightly more interesting now with the added double crossing n shit added to it. but im also sad they’ll never be the way they were may 24th to june 14th again . that specific time period of them is so comforting to me for no reason, all the memes and running jokes in the fandom involving them, all the wholesome fan work of them sleeping in tophers bed, watching stuff on tophers computer together, abe being tophers voice of the reason and the one person he actually likes, it’s just so … man. We Could Have Had It All. i love them for ever.

thank you so much for listening

[felineverdure]

anywaysss manga jean >>> anime jean

dont get me wrong he is still one of my best bois. finally caught up to the anime and was lowkey upset that a lot of good jean dialogues/reactions/little things were shafted, cut out or moved to other characters. (mostly s1-s3 stuff.) some rambling of mine on parts that they change that i dislike.

one small thing that they changed it up for anime was his motivations for joining the mp. sure we all know that his purpose was to live what little time he has left comfortably in the interior. but he also emphasize on being sick living in the frontline towns that is prone to titan attacks which is pretty normal and valid reason to want to escape to the inner walls imo. animes only sees jean as a spoiled brat bc eren says he is but manga jean is not?? also his face calling out marco in manga is just * chef kiss *

2. this one bugged me A LOT. i think they move this whole dialogue to a another character. ( i cant rmbr) basically jean aint dumb. he went on to school eren on the 'reclaim wall maria operation' aka the culling when eren chastised him for his 'selfish' reasons for wanting to join the MP. here we we have the classic pessimist, defeatist jean kirstein. (also lowkey baby anarchist)

3. his jealousy towards eren isnt really purely from his crush on mikasa but more of eren dragging mikasa and armin into 'an early grave'

4. THIS ICONIC FACE

5. jean eventually stopped slacking off but likely to get back on eren (love his level of pettiness)

6. after training everyone wants to be in marco's team with marco as a leader which prompts marco to tell jean he makes a much better leader than him. (i find it weird that they insert the dialogue in the trost arc itself. it gives little time for jean to digest the idea of him being a leader whereas it makes more sense here in the manga, pacing wise)

7. his motivations to join the scouts. its not just eren or marco words that inspired him into joining. NO. trost arc made him realized he does care about his comrades. his decision to joining the scouts includes him wanting to not have to worry about his other comrades dying. (i feel that this doesnt translate well in the anime ugh) if u noticed, connie and sasha's fear was 'to be eaten by titans' for jean its 'watching his comrades be eaten by titans' its not about him saving humanity or be a leader. he just doesnt want his friends to die.

8. strategist jean!!!! (i know this is included in the anime but i like the manga ver more. it feels like he has more confidence and authority here) and reiner's thoughts on jean's change.

9. after the entire military rescued eren from reiner & bert, suffering huge losses, jean gave eren a reality check. (i think this part was shorten greatly and moved to another scene in the anime) + the scene of the scouts noting how jean has changed was removed completely.

10. when jean managed to bring marlowe and hitch to help them. levi says GOOD JOB JEAN.

& the whole scene was changed from the MP compound to the MP checkpoint where jsc busted through with a cart. manga was pretty badass in that we were shown how levi squad arent children anymore, having the need to wound the mps to reach their goals. (plus jean and sasha busy being baddies on the roof sniping and shooting arrows at the mps ??? )

11. I CANT FORGIVE YOU REINER line. it make no sense in the anime for them to remove this because annie's 'what about me' makes no sense without that line!!! also makes their conversation on the flying boat and titanic scene more impactful later on.

12. jeans & floch relationship!!!! please please trust me when i say floch makes one of the best jean relationship & interaction because how they are each others foil and weakness. the anime straight up made jean a floch hater and floch that one weirdo who cant take a hint. their relationship is so subtle and nuanced in the mange. PLUS jean straight up tries to stop floch from bleeding to death, something the anime cut out bc they dont want to show someone cared about floch!!! also trying to stop someone from dying even tho its 100% happening?? not a very jean like reaction me thinks (ooooh). and the manga panel focusing on flochs dying words with jeans stressed expression is so so good

13. THIS

ok anyways these are just some of the things i can think of reagarding to jean at least. there are also other parts of the story that i was upset that they didnt include. i know anime runs on strict time limitations but *grumble* *grumble*

other things that im upset about: eren kruger adaptation in anime was meh. warriors training era was cut out. RBA spying days was cut out too which is a big L IMO. also facial expressions in the manga were so much more impactful than the anime version like how??????? and manga is jean is top tier hot. i hate what mappa did with him.

[cannibalslut]

Cannibalism and Kabru? Interesting. I wonder how he would do with such thing, considering that he’s most likely traumatized by seeing people from his home village being devoured by monsters…

Anyways, I wanted to ask this for a while now:

So, what are your ideas for this ship? What is your s/i like? How did she and Kabru meet? What is the dynamic? What role does cannibalism plays? Just, I’m dying to know what is going on.

Fun fact: I myself have been eyeing Kabru before properly watching Dungeon Meshi, suspecting that I might get a crush on him. But then shit happened, and here I am, obsessing over Thistle instead... Kabru is still cool, though. I especially love how the manga shows that him lying to manipulate people has consequences, so now he has to supress his honest emotions and do things he doesn’t want to do. It’s hilarious, I have never seen it done anywhere before.

(By the way, I’ve seen many people joke about being disappointed by Kabru being a man because they though he was a beautiful butch woman. Thoughts on that?)

– villain-in-love

so sorry to say… the cannibalism is mostly symbolic…. 😔 it’s like sentiments of “i want to eat you” and sexual biting and like. heavy cannibalism allusion used in smut. that kind of thing. kabru i think wouldnt be able to stomach survival cannibalism much less pleasure cannibalism like hes not that kind of guy. cath is a different story.

speaking of cath shes my s/i. her name is Catherine Entrailé she’s fantasy french (unfortunately, that was just too good a name…) and she’s a vulture beastman (were-vulture?). she can shift between human and vulture forms and was cursed to be this way (like izutsumi). she needs to turn fully into a vulture every so often or suffers consequences, she disappears from the party for a few days at a time and they notice a vulture following them, etc etc…

i havent decided who cursed her shes still a fledgling character. likewise i dont know how cath and kabru met (shes in his party) and suggestions would be appreciated lol. i am thinking of giving her a dead sister or something as backstory.

also, as backstory, she has past trauma from being poisoned, so she has to know EXACTLY whats in her food at all times. she eats carrion because its one flesh with no extra ingredients. this sets up conflict with senshi bc nooo why are you putting extra things in my food are you going to poison me!! so she’s like izutsumi bc they’re both picky eaters. she and izutsumi would either get along like a house on fire Or become lifelong mortal enemies. also there might be an arc there about growing past it because shes a vulture now and can digest many toxins without being harmed.

i think thats probably all i have for her for right now, hopefully i can come up with more stuff soon~ i know her dynamic with kabru, though. the reason why she’s in the dungeon is because she’s a murderhobo actually. she’s like kabru in that she hates monsters, but she hates Literally Everything Else too and thinks all humans should die. if she doesnt kill things in the dungeon she will start doing it on the surface. kabru is worried by and captivated by her weird psychology. they also hook up before he realizes she’s a beastman bc she keeps it well hidden. after he realizes he fucked a girl thats part monster he gets so upset it gives him cramps. i still dont know how to get over this obstacle lol i do not think kabru wants to be shipped with a demihuman. sucks for him bc im doing it anyway hes my little toy 🤍

other assorted thoughts: cath heavily enables kabru’s desires and they have like hungry hands-everywhere can’t-get-enough-of-your-body-sex, laios is the reason why cath became more comfortable telling people she’s a beastman and existing in an state between human and vulture (kabru wants to kill himself so bad rn), tension between rin and kabru and cath happens where rin absolutely despises cath bc kabru wont give her attention but will give cath attention. cath kind of doesnt care about rin too much bc shes aro/polyam like me. if they one sided hatefuck it will go nuclear and tear the party apart.

anyways to the rest of your ask! yes kabru is such an interesting and unique character! i like how hes shown as sympathetic and with good intentions but has some very worrying traits like what is up with his freaky stare when he straight up executes those guys? and when he attacks falin? and also the way his trauma affects him is pretty well done. sometimes he reminds me of light yagami but better lol. he also does take it upon himself who gets to live and die based on a moral framework of “some humans are irredeemable vermin that must be removed” but he’s actually a likeable character and DOES NOT have a god complex. my poor little fucked up guy im gonna use him

i never thought kabru was a butch woman but sometimes i wish he was 😔 though i’ve been doing surprisingly well with the idea of him as a cis man. it pisses me off a little bit that he and cath are m/f and both cis. at least hes bisexual. usually my s/is are lesbian but i cant do that here lol. ALTHOUGH i was thinking genderfluid or crossdresser kabru maybe inspired by ryuko kui’s r63 art (Manipulative Girlfriend kabru you will always be famous) plus this tweet: https://x.com/bedtimecreature/status/1768118459693682865?t=2IniV5ZjNZ9m-fdhHU-Vcg&s=19 idk he just looks really good here man i love him. (i dont hc him as transmasc tho)

this is getting long lol so i think ill end it here. hey i got it in earlier than “in the next week”! thanks for reminding me i had to write this haha

[chronic-gastro-illness-culture]

sorry same person but this is why i get really kind of defensive and pissed off when people are all whatever about gastro issues especially ibs because it fucking kills like it hurts unlike any pain i’ve had before and people will still be like ‘yeah but it’s gross and stupid’ no it fucking sucks and i can’t get rid of it

also somebody literally said to my FACE the other day ‘oh my god you have IBS that’s literally so embarrassing’ and this is one of my close friends. i was also very clearly not in a jokey mood about it and was upset because my stomach hurt so your account is a godsend and i hope people can get over themselves and end the whole ‘ew why would you talk about that’ thing

chronic gastro illness rlly gets the ableism twofold one for the usual ableism of ppl not understanding the chronic in chronic illness or the pain n fatigue that comes w a chronic illness n second anything having to do w digestion is seen as a taboo subject bc “its gross” even tho its v natural

n like u said there r symptoms that r v debilitating ppl who dont have a chronic gastro illness dont stop to think abt how much having a digestive system that fundamentally doesnt work can be disruptive its not like we just shit more or less then the rest of the population theres the cramps n nausea that come before bms n that by diagnostic criteria dont immediately get better after having a bm theres the danger of dehydration when u have chronic diarrhea n everyone ik who has had a bout of constipation either bc of a chronic gastro illness or some other reason say its miserable ur nauseous n bloated n gassy n just feel over all bad

n the biggest one i think is how most ppl just eat n dont think much abt it but when u have a chronic gastro illness eating can feel like a battle field how is this gonna settle will eating make me feel better or worse ? n sometimes during bad episodes u know eating is gonna make u feel like shit but not eating is gonna make u feel worse so u just gotta power thru every meal u have on top of wtvr ibs symptoms ur having

able bodied ppl dont realize it is a privilege to be able to eat n shit wo having to think abt it at all able bodied ppl dont realize its a privilege not to have to know where a bathroom is at any given moment its a privilege for ppl to be able to look at ppl who suffer w ibs n say thats gross n embarrassing dont talk abt that bc they dont know the pain that comes w having ibs or any other chronic gastro illness

that rlly sux that u had to hear that at all but esp from a close friend of urs n im glad the blog could be a good space for u n good luck w ur flare up 🙏🏻

[abimee]

sorry if this is sappy but i follow your twitter from a private account and have done for a while because i thoroughly enjoy your art and what you make. the piece thats always stood out the most to me is the one you did of hyth and the caterpillar and digestive tract, i have it saved to my phone so i can look at it when im experiencing emotions. your art feels so well lived in and loved (and i hope its not weird to say but it reminds me of l ike. a very hearty stew. like with potatoes and carrots), your anatomy feels so impactful and has a physicality and weight that i just adore it's like. (explosion sfx). have a lovely evening

i really like this ask cause whenever people describe my art in like positive and Warm tones i get this tingle in my arms cause i think for the lonest time my art used to not be considered these kind words, people often would tell me my art had a rather sad and upsetting feeling to it and nowadays I can see where they came from because both I Was Really Sad when making it, and i think even when i was trying to draw something Sweet it felt lacking in a way i didnt know how to bring forth. Because at that point in time I was just barely branching out into the idea of altering character's appearances and maybe going for something with thinner lines, but i'd flip flop between high and low effort art because being Sad and being told your art made other people Sad was sort of not very good for the productivity of your art and often made me put in as little effort as i could, since i didnt see a reason to really Do A Lot if people were just going to react negatively to it

amnd while i dont personally think my art is like, where it Could be for how long ive been drawing (12+ years now. ACK) whenever I hear that people actually like my art now and they see nice things in it and that it gives them positive funny emotions instead of negative ones, it really like makes me recognize that maybe I have developed and maybe whats best isn't to have the most like, ''developed'' style in terms of like, doing all the Cool Artist tricks like rendering and cool color palettes and these epic emotional comics with paneling that rival professional comic makers.

I think i can be happy with where I am now simply by knowing that i no longer have to hear the words ''your art is depressing'' as the highest compliment I can get, and instead hear things like this where my art has a positive influence on another person in some way. It's very small, but words like this really do mean above and beyond for me, and this response sort of rambled away from the topic but im saying all of this to say a big thank you anon for enjoying my work and for being very kind about it, your words will stick with me for a very long time

[insanepoll]

Hi!! Not any of the other anons, but I am one of the people that submitted propaganda for the narrator (I was the one who put “he (essentially) gave himself a chemical burn) and all this propaganda is making me so excited!! The movie is a lot of fun and I def recommend watching it, but if you’re a reader I also recommend reading the book!! The narration in the movie is almost word for word what it says in the book, so if you like one I think you’ll like the other :) the narration is genuinely one of my favorite parts of both the movie and the book, such memorable quotes!! A note about the movie no one has talked about, is Meat Loaf is in the movie!! He plays Bob! One of the people the narrator meets in the support group for testicular cancer. Also Jared Leto is in there, which sucks, but you get to watch the shit get beat out of him so that’s a bonus.

More propaganda for the narrator tho!!

In the book he talks about peeing on the Blarney Stone for a solid couple pages??

He identifies with a gimmick in Readers Digest, there’s a series of articles where organs of the human body talk about themself in first person (ex: “I am Joe’s liver”… "I am Jane’s gallbladder”) after reading these articles, he occasionally starts to use this first person talking about himself as any particular organ that best personifies his emotional situation at the moment. Absolutely insane thing to do imo

Beats the shit out of himself in front of his boss, so his boss will keep him on payroll even when he isn’t working

Showed up to work with a fucking hole in his face

He technically did this as Tyler Durden (aka Brad Pitt) but he put single frame splices of porn into family movies while he was working at the theatre. Idk how to explain it but I’m sure somebody can do a good job! Essentially by messing with the physical film itself he could put single frames of porn into the movie, that when watching would only last like 1/24th of a second. So the audience wouldn’t know they saw it and leave the theatre upset/uneasy.

Would join support groups just to feel something. Like multiple. He got into an argument with Marla over it actually. One was the testicular cancer one, but there were others.

His happy place was essentially him being a penguin. People might say it’s more complicated than that, but I think it’s funnier this way.

SPOILER FOR THE BOOK ENDING: he ends up in a hospital after shootings himself in the face, but he thinks he’s in heaven instead. He thinks the doctor he’s talking to is God. My favorite quote from that is:

“And God says, “No, that’s not right.”

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

Iconic.

There’s probably more but if you listen to him or read what he says you can tell he’s insane.

Sorry for the long ask, have a nice day!! <3

dont apologise for the long ask i loved reading it! also, there's a LOT to unpack here lmao and you are definitely right that saying his happy place being a penguin is funny. idc what's the complicated version this is real to me

[pesterloglog]

Tavros Nitram, Dave Strider

Act 3, page 1099

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[lunar-fey]

vent or whatever.

when y. when you dont get to eat dinner bc youre broke bc youre disabled and cant hold a job and your parents buy your food but they dont believe in things like "digestive disorders" or "dietary needs" so they basically tell you to either eat something that will make you sick or not eat at all bc they cant go to 3 different places to pick up food and skerples already cant eat the food everyone else eats (autism). and then they get mad at YOU when youre like okay. guess i will not eat then. because they are like ogh youre just being mean because you hate me stip trying to be special and eat it even though it makes you sick like the rest of us >:( like SORRY id rather not eat at all than eat something that will make me throw up. (me and dad have had extended arguments over this. he truly cannot understand this concept and thinks that everyone should eat things that they hate or that make them sick because its food and no one should ever be allowed to like. customize their food or get something else))

they did get me like some potatoes but 1. its like. 3 bites worth (none of us knew it would be that small) and it also tastes awful (i really didnt want to get anything but again they got really pissed at me for saying i just wouldnt eat then (not even like. in a passive agressive way i was just like. uhhh well i think im too sick to eat any of this. itll be fine) and looked like they were gonna cry about me not getting food. like idk but if you care that much about me eating then maybe stop picking the same 2 fast food places that you KNOW and have known for years that i cant eat at. maybe then you wouldnt have to feel bad or whatever. or maybe the real issue is just that you WANT to feel wronged by me + a refusal to accept that people can be sick for their whole lives bc you have been sick for your whole life but refuse to accept it. mom literally cant work and is on ssi bc of her disabilities but also disabilities arent real and no on has them and everyone can just try hard enough to overcome their symptoms. except her of course, because shes your wife. but fuck those kids tho. no matter how old they get they are still too young to have any type of medical problem, because kids are immune to medical problems and adults can simply will them away.)

anyway this time it was taco bell but also just because i want to get this off my chest too im adding it. normally they get like burgers and i can only tolerate mcdonalds burgers and bk to an extent (as far as wjats availble here. i knos everyone hates mcd burgers but they dont upset my stomach like everything else. idk why. they dont taste like a burger but whatever they do taste like is good to me. mostly i think they just taste like salt) and the sheer RAGE dad flies into every SINGLE time he asks what i want and i say i want a cheeseburger with no mustard. he LOOSES HIS SHIT. EVERY SINGLE TIME HE YELLS AT ME FOR IT. im like sorry man but if its got mustard im not gonna eat it. its disgusting. i dont want you to waste money on food im not going to eat. and he gets SO MAD. he doesnt WANT to save money; he wants me to be the perfect little military brat he tried to raise me as who never speaks unless spoken to or asks questions and does as hes told and eats disgusting slop and vomits and says thank you sir. can i please have more sir. and it AINT ME.

anyway if you wanted to know why im bad at starting conversations and you read this far uh. now you know. the ability to speak to someone else first got beaten out of me its not even anxiety i get so scared of getting introuble for starting a conversation that i black out and forget every single interest ive ever had. BUT if someone else starts for me im okay <3

[real-godzekiel]

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please call me Godzekiel(god of Canada)

im Ezekiel but god (real)

i ezekieled

i do a lot of ramblings tagged #godzekiel that is all about me and me and me and me and godzekiel! that said, many shit in that tag and in my blog in general is really “unreality tw”-worthy. please ask if you want a post tagged but please be aware that i don’t often do so because forgor (nothing in #godzekiel will ever absolutely represent any of my beliefs and stances. please digest the things i say yourself and try not to jump into conclusions. i’m open to criticism, you can basically say anything that’s focused about me to me and i’ll be fine with it)

NEWS FLASH. Ezekiel is now Coconot. Coconot is also Ezekiel now. The two things are not just an internet silly identity and the real guy anymore. Ezekiel is now the real guy, who is also Coconot. God. (oh and I m also warren now)

EVERYTHING IS OKAY TO REBLOG. OKAY TO COMMENT. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME. THERE ARE NO RULES ASIDE FROM NO DISCRIMINATION TO MINORITIES AND REAL HARM TO REAL PEOPLE. ANARCHY!!!!!

Me: Godzekiel/Coconot/Warren

Name: Godzekiel/NOT/War

Age: the ripe age of 

Gender: bird

Pronouns: Ey/Em + Prn/Prns

Description: God? not sure anymore. the 1,837,818 mental illnesses are still there

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I am very actively a chink(im chinese), and like to 说好笑的话. Please don't get mad if I don't act like a good Canadian citizen(i live in canada) i just want friends *sniff*

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I'm the kind of person who would grab a piece of shit and then pick out the pieces I like about that piece of shit and then eat it and say "this piece of shit ain't that bad 😯😯😯😯". Yes I am critical of them

If  you think i’m something no you’re wrong i’m not

biologically im a 14 year old adult. 

if theres something wrong with me PLEASE TELL ME GOD PLEASE. IM STARING UP AT YOU LIKE A WRETCHED UGLY PUPPY WITH BLOOD AND TEARS IN MY MOUTH. (srs: If there’s anything that i’ve posted or did that you find upsetting feel free to tell me! I genuinely don’t want to irritate anyone and I try to respect all points of view. I like to always change for the better and fix problems around me, like that eldritch slime stuck on my ceiling. He’s not leaving anytime soon but one day he’ll budge.) 

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[dumbthotastrology]

a dumb thots guide to moon signs

omg i have been gone for so long uhhhh just flaky gemini things. anyways hey girlies so today were gonna talk about your moon signs. the specifics of what each moon sign has in store, and about moon signs in general.

about moon signs:

while a sun sign can be an overall idea of your personality and overall self, a moon sign is what rules your inner-self and your emotions. It creates your needs and wants, and makes the base for your subconscious and your soul. your moon sign can also describe how you respond to crisis basically your moon sign explains why y'all are so fucked up.

your moon sign also can tell who you’re compatible with emotionally. although compatibility is a mix of other planets and other non-astrological factors, your moon sign is a huge component of the way you think and process things, which is generally a huge part of compatibility and intellectual attraction. oooh, big words.

also, like what i said in my previous post “a dumb thots guide to the planets” some people relate to their moon sign waaaay more than their sun sign, probably because there are less stereotypes and stigmas around moon signs. if you’re naturally a very emotional, intuitive, or dark person you might feel more attracted to your moon sign because your feelings and emotions are a large part of your thought-process.

so children, let's get into each moon sign and what they mean

aries moon: we stan most aries, so we also stan aries moons. these folks tell it how it is and aren’t afraid to speak their mind. aries moons are bold and enthusiastic with their life choices. they’re optimistic, even through tough times. they know what they want all the time, but y'all aries moons don’t know the difference between needs and wants because of your intensity in regards to passion and desire. they can be moody and temperamental if they don’t get what they want or life is going rough for them. In life, it's hard to create a balance because they go through plenty of ups and downs constantly. they might feel destructive towards other people or even towards themselves. aries moons are naturally dominant, so let's all embrace our little baby lunar christian greys.

taurus moon: okay so let's talk about our babies with taurus moons. the main traits of a moon sign in taurus is that they crave stability, reliability, and comfort. people with taurus moons tend to stay away from sketchy or messy situations because they’re not super adaptable to change. they take pride in their emotional stability and use it as their driving force (and they usually take charge anyway.) those with moons in taurus can be stubborn and selfish at times, and can get stuck in routines although that's not the end of the world for them. if you have a sun or moon (or just have a lot of taurus in your chart) you can suffer from taurus-style depression at times, which makes the person very lazy, tired, and tend to overeat or do a lotttt of retail therapy. but on the brighter side, if you’re in a relationship with them, they are more committed, helllllaaa sensual (get itttt), loyal, and you won’t expect a break up for a longggg time

gemini moon: (geminis, i love you and i support you) those with moons in gemini are charming and witty, just like the gemini sun signs. they are social butterflies and like to organize or make plans frequently otherwise they’ll get fussy. they're great communicators and get along with a lot of people, but since gemini moons are such people pleasers, they might get too involved with the opinions and emotions of other people and tend to ignore their own feelings or purpose. deep shit. restlessness is common in lunar geminis because they always need to be stimulated with something (talking, reading, watching tv, etc.) also nervousness and moodiness can be a problem in these people, leading to frustration and being snappy. but overall, we love you geminis.

cancer moon: cancer moons are little babies, in a good way. they’re extremely sensitive, intuitive, and they feel so damn much. our cancer moon girlies make incredible friends and parents, however be a bit cautious around them. since they feel so much, they can be defensive, moody, or more upset than normal when they’re hurt or unhappy. if you hurt cancer moons, good luck bud. they tend to close off or shut down when hurt, and take a while to heal. along with this, they hold grudges for a long time, and tend to keep their guard up if they somehow forgive you. just don't be playin with their feelings… don't do it. To heal and regroup, cancer moons like to stick with what they know and what they’re comfortable with, and many can be homebodied. these people have a lively imagination and are extremely intuitive, leading to possible psychic abilities or intentions. these people also tend to be natural empaths, which can lead to feeling emotionally bogged down from other people depending on you, but being an empath is a good thing because it shows your loyalty and compassion. love u.

leo moon: leo moons are our fun friends that have been by our side for years. these girlies are self confident, creative, and has an inspiring and extroverted energy. leo moons know their se;f worth, and won’t put up with anything less. they can be dominant at times, but their motivation for this dominance is generally respect. their feelings are intense and they don’t mess around when it comes to their ambitions and desires. a downside of leo moons though, is that they are super extra. some can see you as over the top or loud, and at times this can make you feel misunderstood. you may seem to be an attention whore sometimes, but through your passion and loyalty those close to you know that your intentions are good. keep bein your extra ass selves, leo moons. we love you.

virgo moon: those with virgo moons can be a little tricky to understand, but there are definitely some pros, you guys aren't all fucked up. lunar virgos really stan their routine, which make them naturally self-disciplined so they don't fall out of that routine. they tend to like exercising, self care, and love to develop new hobbies. they also love to help others, and you'll find that lunar virgos are wholesome, loyal, and sensitive in the best way possible. their routine is a need for them, and if they don’t have it they can get high-strung and aggravated. they can also get finicky and specific about how things go in their lives, which isn’t always a bad thing. if lunar virgos suffer from trauma or rough-patches, they might try to bottle their emotions up which will manifest later on in life. similar to lunar scorpios, virgo moons might experience issues with digestion due to their emotional stresses. some have described that those with virgo moons might have eating disorders due to nervous system or psychological factors. these people might also have controlling fears or issues, so as i said these people can be a little fucked up but their gigantic hearts and self determination make up for it and help them get through it. (and aren't we all a little fucked up out here?)

libra moon: lunar libras (ugh doesn't that sound so pretty?) are just beautiful little babies. they have a natural artsy and peaceful personality that draws you into them. they’re amazing at communicating and socializing, and one of their main goals seem to be pleasing people in all aspects. libra moons are amazing partners, and they often search for a partner due to the fact that they strongly dislike being without a significant other. it makes them feel out of balance and lonely at times. they seem to steady themselves based on the way others depend on them and their relationships, but this can lead to distress if tensions exist within an important relationship in their lives. the dark side of lunar libras isn’t as scary as others think, but can become an issue if taken out of hand. they might become dependent on others and their significant other which can, in turn, hurt them in the long run from a loneliness or longing after a break in the path. ooh, poetic.

scorpio moon: scorpio moons dont fuck around. (i have a scorpio moon, so be scared bitch.) to be frank, scorpio moons are intense and emotional. they have a higher understanding of the human thought process and can be deeply connected to emotions and vibes. these people are affected not only by their own emotions, but from others emotions as well. they pick up on certain situations because of the energy radiating off of it, making them helllllaaaa intuitive. lunar scorpios are INTENSE when it comes to love, and might be afraid of committing if they’ve been hurt in the past. they have a strong emotional need for drama or frequent change, and if they dont express their feleings they could even get physically sick (ive personally experienced a lot of stomach issues and nausea.) scorpio moons are defensive when it comes to love (even if they crave it) because they have a fear of betrayal or being hurt. through all of these intense shit though, they’re ambitious, sensual (!!!), creative, and committed. we been knew.

sagittarius moon: sagittarius moons are our party people. they’re fun, sociable, and extroverted. they love meeting new people and doing new things, it makes them thrive. they like to go through life with an easygoing nature, and generally aren't super negative. sometimes they’re even overly optimistic, and get their hopes up way too much which in the end will crush them if something goes poorly. when life isn't in their favor or things don't go their way, they get tf out of the situation or try to physically escape. they want to feel balanced at all times. to other people (especially more home-bodied signs) see sag moons as intimidating or annoying, but sag moons are very easy to get along with and will get along with almost anybody. basically, lunar sags are that one friend that you can never stay mad at, and want to hang out with all the time. we really do stan.

capricorn moon: our capricorn moon are our little home bodied babies. we love you. the underlying theme of most lunar capricorns is that they’re steady and reliable, and like to keep themselves that way. they like to surround their lifestyle around goal-setting, and have soooo freakin much ambition and determination. at some points, capricorn moons might start getting a little too obsessed with their goals, like girlies please calm down every once in a while. they want to better themselves all the time, and that can lead to isolation or feelings of loneliness. lunar capricorns have emotions that are a bit more logical and darker than some, and that makes them a bit more emotionally closed off because they don't want to kill the vibe or share what's on their mind if its not important. they seem cold to others because they like to make themselves seem put together allllll the time. like seriously. overall, all these kittygirls want is to be in control and to have structure, and we’ll let you have it, since you mainly aren’t that problematic.

aquarius moon: so our little aquarius moons are kinda weird in nature, but SO bright and independent, which a lot of us admire. lunar aquarians care a lot about what others think, so they try to bury any negative emotions (like pettiness or jealousy) so they don't seem unattractive. because of this, they might seem closed off, but most times you’ll receive more of an emotional connection once you get to know them. they are very receptive to others emotions and frequencies, and ponder the meaning of life and the universe as they feed on deeper and darker emotions. often times, they emotionally detach themselves from others and tend to feel lonely. they’re natural loners, but on the bright side they don't let their loneliness get in the way of their overarching purpose (for the most part.) the odd thing is, they take in so much energy and emotion from other, and some may call that an empath, but to others they might seem like they lack compassion because they emotionally shut off. we love them anyways though, because lunar aquarians are amazing friends and give people lots of independence and space to be themselves, and they expect the same.

pisces moon: our lunar pisceans (google told me that term) are dreamy and imaginative girlies. they’re SO empathetic and love to connect with others, and that makes many people confide and take comfort in them. they might become so involved in others (they especially root for the underdog and those less fortunate) that they lose track of themselves. if people take advantage of pisces moons’ empathy, the pisces moon will learn quickly and bounce back. their huge and accepting heart makes them amazing partners and friends because they’ll cherish you. (and y'all BETTER cherish them too i swear to god.) the downside to lunar pisceans though, is that they involve themselves in others so much that they become overloaded with emotion that they might feel numb or become spaced out. a supppperrr common thing in a pisces moon is zoning out to give their brain a break. pisces moons need time to recharge and step back to breathe. hey, we get it. life can be stressful af sometimes, especially for someone who feels everything.

the next dumb thots guide will be a dumb thots guide to the elements of astrology. (hopefully it wont take five billion years) bettttttt 

-vi (gemini sun, scorpio moon, gemini rising) posted 6/15/19

[tea-bird]

Hi! You occasionally post about hermitcraft, and I want to start watching it but there's so many people involved at different times so I dont know where to start! Do you have a sort of game plan for newbies?

Oof, I feel you! There’s so many Hermits to choose from, I can’t blame you for having a hard time lol I think it generally depends a lot on what kind of content you’re looking for. All of the Hermits are chill people and they all make quality videos, but obviously not everything will be up your alley...

I personally started with Mumbo Jumbo and Grian (which is probably what most people do lol) back in season 6 and that really got me hooked. Their videos are fun and easily digestible, so I think those two are a good jumping off point! Specifically, Mumbo is great for redstone stuff, and Grian for building and silly shenanigans.

Here’s a list of random Hermits with very different content styles:

If you’re looking for wacky weirdness in both building and editing Zedaph does a lot of it

BdoubleO and GoodTimesWithScar are both amazingly mind-blowing builders, but they’re also both extremely wholesome

Rendog has crazy plot lines and goes above and beyond with his editing

Xisuma is ridiculously well organized and productive... so many farms!

and lastly, Ethoslab is my personal favourite! His content is very chill and his building style is weird as hell but it always ends up looking amazing somehow?! Magic! Oh, and he’s also a redstone god

There are obviously many more and I’m sure someone reading this will be upset I didn’t mention their favourite Hermit... There’s also the fact that I don’t watch all of the Hermits, so I couldn’t tell you about all of them even if I wanted to :’D

Anyway, I would definitely recommend starting at the beginning of season 7 (or any other season you might wanna watch), otherwise it’ll probably get a tad too confusing lol

[yourlocallovesickie]

Paul McCartney x reader sickfic request

Warning: contains emeto and mention of scat

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ADD THE READ MORE LINK I WILL LEARN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE BUT FOR NOW JUST DONT READ IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

You sighed, feeling the heat from the heater envelop you as you walked in from the chilly night air, Paul following suit.

He'd taken you on a surprise date to a new restaurant that had opened up. It was way fancier than what you're used to but being Paul's date made you feel less out of place. He'd ordered some chicken and steak thing with mashed potatoes and you went with spaghetti. When the order came he'd completely pigged out, moaning between bites and constantly saying how good it was and urging you to try some. You declined and stuck with simple spaghetti, not without a few snide comments from Paul, and then payed and decided to head home for movie night.

You kicked off your shoes and hurried off to your room, eager to get into something comfier. When you walked out in your pajama pants and baggy t-shirt you saw Paul laying on the couch, also changed into more casual wear. You sat next to him and he wrapped his arm around you, you falling into his touch.

"Tonight was wonderful," you thank him and he smiles, pressing a soft kiss to your temple.

"It was." He gets the remote and turns on the telly, flipping through the various channels and seeing whichever caught either of your eyes. Finally, a movie was showing that seemed interesting enough and you brought your legs up to curl deeper into Paul's side.

Almost an hour into the film Paul started to shift. He couldn't sit still, constantly changing position and sighing irritated sighs that slowly turned more into whimpers when he couldn't find a comfortable position.

"You ok?" You ask him after the 15th sigh (yes, you'd been counting). He hesitated before answering.

"'M fine."

"You sure?" You heard a loud squelching gurgle come from Paul's stomach, and he shut his eyes tight, sweat gathering on his forehead as he pressed his free hand against his abdomen. He nodded, though his teeth were gritted in pain.

"I'm fine. I just ate a little too much is all." He didn't even sound like he believed himself. He tucked his legs back up again and resumed his attention on the movie, though the hand pressed against his stomach didn't move.

The movie ended and you looked over to Paul, noticing that he had his eyes closed. His breaths were coming in shallow and restrained and the hand on his stomach was rubbing it firmly in small circles.

"Paul?" You called, shaking his shoulder lightly until his eyelids fluttered open and he released a small moan. He turned his head to face you, a pitiful expression apparent on his face. "You okay, baby?" He shook his head, eyes shining with pained tears threatening to fall and the beginnings of fever. "What's wrong?"

"M-my belly doesn't feel too good- ooh.." His face scrunched up with a pained moan as a long low gurgle came from his stomach.

"Aw poor baby.." You ran a hand through his hair, sweat starting to cling to his bangs and leaving your hand damp. "You think it's dinner?" You asked, trailing the hand down and resting it gently on his stomach. Through the fabric of his shirt you could feel it churning and vibrating violently with each angry grumble.

"I don't know... I thought I just ate too much but-" his stomach cut him off, and you could feel the movement as a bubbly gurgle rolled up his throat. He belched and then whined as the momentary relief fleeted him. You patted his stomach gently before starting to stroke delicate circles into it. Paul whimpered again but didn't object.

"How about we get you to bed, hm? I'm sure you'll feel better after you get some sleep," you suggested and Paul waited a moment before nodding. His jaw was clamped shut and his eyes still closed. You helped him up and held him close as you walked back to your shared bedroom.

When you reached the bedroom he immediately fell unto the bed, a small groan muffled in the sheets. You pulled the blanket over top of him and went to the bathroom to brush your teeth. When you returned to the room Paul was flipped over on his back. One arm was draped over his eyes and the other was rubbing his stomach again. You sat down on the bed, it creaking under your weight accompanying Paul's whine as he turns toward you, tears in his eyes and almost pouting.

"C'mere," you shush him, pulling him closer until he had his face buried into you. You could feel his upset stomach pressing against you. It was bloated and you could feel the way is churned against your skin, Paul trying his bring his hand to it again.

A few hours and you and Paul now lay in the dark, the only sounds being the ticking of the clock, cicadas outside, and the steady rhythm of Paul's breathing as he'd fallen asleep. You stroked his back, about to fall asleep yourself when you heard a small burp vibrate against your chest. Usually this would've gotten a reaction out of you, but now you simply comforted him as a wetter burp started to stir him from his sleep (and stir his stomach as well). Slowly regaining his consciousness, he rolled away from your grasp, another burp ripping out of him. He placed both of his hands to his stomach and whimpered, slowly getting up from bed and stumbling to the bathroom attached to your room. Knowing what was to come you got up from the warm covers and Paul's indent of body heat and followed him into the bathroom.

When you step foot on the cold tile you see Paul sitting on his knees, trying to hide the tears rolling down his cheeks but to no avail. He sniffled, accompanying a belch that sent him leaning over the toilet cautiously.

"I don't feel good," he mumbled, rubbing his droopy, red rimmed eyes and whimpering. He looked pitiful; hair a mess, features sunken and slick with sweat, you could tell his belly was upset through the shirt he wore, and he was shaking like a dog.

"You're okay, you're okay.." You rubbed his back, ignoring how damp his shirt was getting. His shoulders and back suddenly hitched and Paul heaved, his half-digested meal splattering into the toilet bowl with a swirling pool of bile. His back hitched again, another heave bringing up more vomit. His body finally allowed him a moment to breathe, you whispering comforting nothings into his ear as he burped up a bit more, mucus and a small chunk of chicken running down his chin. You both waited a moment, preparing for an encore if it came but nothing except bitter saliva and wet belches.

You tore off a piece of toilet paper to wipe his chin, a drowsy smile as a 'thank you'.

"You feel better?"

"A little," he burped again, stomach gurgling. "I don't think I'm done.." he whined, turning back to the vomit pool in the toilet and closing his eyes. You rubbed his back, waiting for the inevitable. A loud choppy burp exploded out of him, followed by another as he leaned farther over the bowl, sick pooling from his mouth. His back convulsed, and a bit of puke splattered against the seat, Paul whimpering into another productive heave. After a bit of panting over the bowl, a tiny sob escaped him, tears continuing to stream down his cheeks. You cleaned them along with the bit on the seat, Paul muttering all the way. "I'm sorry..." he sobbed. "I didn't mean to, I'm sorry I'm so gross.." You pulled him into a hug, rubbing his back as he cried into you.

"Shh, shh.. You're okay, baby. You're not gross, you're sick, and that's okay. You need to do whatever you have to to get the bad stuff out, alright?" You kissed his warm, sweaty forehead, and he sniffled, wiping his tears and nose and nodding. "I love you."

"I love you too," he said, but the tiny comforted smile faded and his eyes widened as he brought a hand to his stomach. "B-baby can you.. get out for a bit?" He asked, obviously embarrassed but the need was stronger. You were confused at first but as a cramp went through him and another type of gurgle sounded it clicked. You pressed a kiss to his temple and left.

"Call me if you need anything," you called through the closed door. You could hear a noise of affirmation under the faucet running to drown out the noise.

You checked the bedside clock. 4 am, great. Paul was in for a long night

[marziblogsworld]

THIS SHOW WAS A MESS AND IT MADE ME A MESS. WELCOME TO THE REVIEW OF THE SERIES FINALE OF 13 REASON WHY.

Ok first thing first. I want to get something off my chest and that is, why I mean why is this school, this liberty high is still running, why this school not blacklisted or had a shortage of students after what everything happened from S1-S4. Like there was no series of people going to depression or 'high school shit' there were legit deaths. Death happened when students literally going around murdering other students. I mean this school went from trials to a murder investigation like i dont know but in my country thia school would have been closed by now or students would have withdraw from this harrowing place

SERIOUSLY METAL DEDECTORS, CAMERAS AND THESE TRAUMATISING DRILLS AND EXERCISES, and taking to apar where there is no fine line of morality or consicous. Putting these things doesn't show that you are helping them PRINCIPAL BOLAN it makes them think that they being watched. That these kids aren't to be trusted. I mean come on these are just kids. Sure messed up, but still kids. AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS MISS SHING!!!!!!. WHERE IS THE SCHOOL CONSOUSLLER IN ALL OF THIS SHIT!!!!,and dont you dare fucking tell me that she agreed to all of this bull shit.

*phew* i am like literally mad and angry over the whole school shit..... ANYWAYS! Talking about the whole story line of this series i feel like yeah it was good. I liked how they showed the aftermath of everything that happened in S3. Like i dont know about you people but for me the end of S3 was hard to digest and its good that they showed that even our characters are not A-Okay with all that they did.

I had high hopes for Winston Williams in this last season. I thought he will come with a full reckoning and tear down those ugly walls build around this squad and literally scare them i was let down. In the Start he was but then he was like kinda vanished in between and the JOCKS! took over,which brings me to my another rant.

Making shows like these,tackling things that are based on reality have responsibility to even show a number of possibilities of 'HOPE'. We watch shows like these because we resembles to what our characters going through or we had or have someone who was going through this and these shows should show a message that change is there and they should not think that this world is doom.13RW did some changes with girl power, standing up for what is right, raising a hand or a voice when something doesn't fit or is wrong so why couldn't they handle this jock culture. Why i always see jocks dunder and hot heads following like a flock of sheeps behind there captian and not have a voice. A change should be shown in them too that they are not heartless bitches. Liberty high put cameras to show that they protect there students but at the same time allowing those stupid Jocks to wear jackets that honour a fucking rapist infront of his victim which is totally triggering and unhealthy. He didnt fucking died or went to jail for BRYCE DEATH. HE WENT BECAUSE HE WAS A CONVICTED RAPIST and you are fucking HONOURING HIM!!!!!. I hate you Diego.There should be like a huge change in them since BRYCE was a jock and he was rapists. Monty was in the team too and he was convicted of sexual assult, there names, this team is like totally tainted and not raising a voice to clear there names and instead honouring them shows who you truely are.

I SAID ZALEX AND THEY HEARD ME!!. I got ZALEX and i dont care like in what way. I got it and it was AMAZING solid Friendship.

Recently watching Teen Wolf,loving 3B and then watching 13 Reasons Why and looking at Clay's condition all i have to say. NOGITSUNE! Is that you. Honey are you sure, you didnt travel into the wrong universe.

Okay now lets talk about the main part, that wraps this show under a neat little bow or in this case wrapping it carelessly and putting stapplers and glue and making it all yucky instead of a bow.

I mean like WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT. The ending was bullshit and literally unnecessary. What was going on for the past 8 episode was amazing why did they have to put this. I mean why the Fuck would you want to put that shit there,only for shock value!!!!!!. I wanna know your reaction people. I wanna know what you guys feel,cuz i was angry and sad and upset and SHIT WE DONT WANT THAT. We fucking escape into our fiction world from our real one not to see that there is no hope especially when the world is falling apart when a ounce of love and hope is what we are finding right now, when everything is all bloody and messy and then you shove this shit infront of us. WAS IT JUSTIFIABLE?, WAS IT NECESSARY?. I think not. Moreover what kind of a message you shared that people like justin doesnt have a chance to do better, they will never survive or a person like Clay should not believe in love or mere the idea of it!! Because whenever CLAY JENSEN LOVE SOMEONE they leave him in one way or another and LIKE BULLSHIT WITH THE MESSAGE 'YOU SURVIVE'. So does that means that Clay jensen should just 'survive' and not 'live'. TELL ME PEOPLE I WANNA HEAR, IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOU PEOPLE FELT IT TOO. COMMENT BELOW.

Anyways. This show had many aspects and scenes that was triggering for alot of people out there, and if you feel like you wanna talk or rant even at my review i give you a full free chance to SPEAK UP! to say your heart out because i am hear to listen. BECAUSE WHOEVER YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU FELT, WHATEVER YOU HAVE DONE. I AM WITH YOU because.....I LOVE YOU AND I HEAR YOU!!

#justindeservesbetter

#clayjensendeservesbetter

PS. sorry if it was too spoilery but i couldn't handle it.

[yoitscro]

First thought: Homestuck^2 should've just been called Beyond Canon, and more people should call it that. 

The 2 was put on for chuckles; HS trending the day it was announced with it being a sequel spoke enough about how such a thing shant be underestimated, and why Homestuck is ABSOLUTELY more than just our small twitter crowd (and the scrap of us still on tumblr). I say that because remembering the Beyond Canon part slightly reassures me about the fact that this is a fanwork that will do some weird shit, and things I don't agree with, but isn't something that I have to subscribe to enjoying all the way with how I engage with Homestuck.

Homestuck 2 is not the canon continuation. Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon, is an OFFICIAL continuation.

Not having it on such an important stool and as the only content we all are only allowed to digest should come from both people who obsessively dislike it, and people who defensively support it. If a character says they kick babies then I can say, hey that's weird, maybe not great writing, but I can pretend they don't in my content, and i dont have to send threats or call people cishet white men for it! and, it's an absolutely great thing that we were all encouraged to create our own ideas without anyone who's influenced us to do so squinting their eyes when we actually go through with it. Glad I don't have to put this story up to the expectations of being a sequel to a 11 year, worldwide IP that's shooketh the internet landscape since it's merely optional, Death of the Author persists, and ideas aren't just dominated and revolved around the perspective of a 1% in this entire fanbase.

That said.

As an OFFICIAL continuation versus a canon one, HS2 is ok. It certainly has that fanfiction vibe, and a story it wants to tell. I can't really tell what that story is since we have like, 10 sub plots rn though. There's not a real a clear indicator on where the focus of main conflict is that connects all these stories together.

I thought that the prose in replacement of Vriska's battle was jarring, but not teeerribly surprising for the format HS2 is going for. It's more so using drawings to compliment text versus Homestuck's usual of panels being side by side with visual importance, or even itself being the one compliment. It sorta feels weird tho that it brought old fans back in with art just for them to get sneered at when they get a bit upset that there won't be main staples of art known to progress the story forward. 

Also people who mock people for “having to read homestuck” knowing there’s language barriers and struggling focus from those who’ve been use to something that was never so dense, are ridiculous.

Personally this could be solved by knowing how old flashes worked, having way more artists on the team, maybe even an art director if not already, and noting that we're not asking for the next Cascade. Rome wasn't built in a day, but Rose Ride sure was, and Homestuck’s animation is absolutely not the same as a 12-24 framed 12 minute cartoon. That, or just snuff the illustrative art as a whole since it's very clear on where the focus is.

I’m sure you’re not here trying to see my opinions on how the outer workings are though, versus plot.

Uuuuh, let's see. Yiffy's still a name I don't care to use until I eventually get tired of any of my art that do not show up in tags. This is fine and not as offensive as people are saying it is. Minors who want to cosplay this character don't have to call themselves this character. Not wanting to be one letter away from accidentally entering a very NSFW space of twitter is fine. Also the lot of people call Tavros, Tavvy.

I hope Kanaya's anger at being cucked is actually seen versus being implied through fan guesses and another character having to say she was.

Roxy needs to be more of an involved character. Where are they during all this?

Jane should have a mention of her relations to HIC being a main/bad influence on her current parallels to Alternian dictatorship.

The PRE-RETCON GROUP should have a fun one-shot update for fans who like them, since they oughta be around if they fell through the ghost hole. Most of them. The sprites that aren't Jasprosesprite should also show up too, since they're around.

Aaaaaand I think we should be extra careful going into the future when it comes to the alien rebellion. It's weird that a lot of the writers are white and toy around with concepts that can be a not so great parallel to racism. Currently not great timing rn! If the characters are going to remain aracial, but with them still doing not much to reference other non-white earth cultures or getting new hair cuts that have different textures (looking at you, Rose), we shant make the species with actual biological benefits a racism commentary. the xeno joke at least had a play on words. If any writer has happened upon this then a, please don't get mad at me again haha, and b, consider having more black writers or directional assistance on your squad. You know who they are.

In the future. I casually want the ghost from the Dream Bubbles to be shown since it's a big elephant in the room to not have a single one of them in the bg despite a load of them appearing from the ghost whole. Don't gotta give them speaking lines, especially the dancestors. I personally don't know if I want that right now.

I also hope in the future that we don't get HS content that is only going to revolve around HS2, if it's optional enough to engage with without being the only option. That's why PQ could ended a bit better for me, and why I hope it's not the main thing that's keeping Hiveswap on the backburner. I don't think it's farfetched to consider that multiple HS content could come from more than just one team; to relieve work load, but to also strengthen the idea that Homestuck can be a various amount of perspectives when it comes to the ideas fans have. The most dedicated fans leading the direction of the story is not just a handful of them. If anything, at least acknowledge the massive ass fan projects going on once in awhile to showcase the different avenues.

"Hey Cro, you sure have bitched about this alot. Do you have anything good to say? Why don't you stop reading if you hate it so much!"

Not every comment needs to be golden, love. Again, some of these decisions I eck at, but ultimately they're just words on a computer that I'm not holding anyone at gun point to do, and I'm curious to see how the story handles itself going forward, since again, it's just a fanwork. Sometimes I wish to not only see where the plot goes, but to see a writer's craft in action.

Good Things:

The Art. Again, please have more artists. It'd help so much, especially since the main one is also double timing for VE. That said, HS2 sticks out to me because of the way the color composition is used. Aside from hair and other tiny things, I haven't seen black used a lot, which makes colors pop. It's really nice to look at. I hope we get more sharper styles of character in the future, since it builds on nostalgia and makes the trolls feel much less like they're from Repiton, but I can deal with it for the most part. I also like that one panel where the omega kids and vriska are talking in the dark room, and based on where they're standing, the text aligns. Tasty as hell.

Meat and Candy still do hold neat logic in the direction the stories go. Candy, while it could be more tasteless in some areas, is chaotic and too much of a good thing. Meat is having something a little more straightforward, though I'm not sure quite yet where it's going. I always found Candy to be the part of the epilogue that actually entertained me the most, from how much of a surreal Robot Chicken skit at 3am it felt. Sometimes the jokes slapped real nice and made me wonder, going in, how is this monkeys paw gonna play out and, hopefully, make people laugh or smirk like they got a good roast at themself?

The slightly episodic feel of each update is what I wanted from the Epilogues, so it's interesting to see that play out when it comes to switching different perspectives.

The bonus updates get points for featuring characters that a lot of us have been wanting to see for ages.

Hopefully this isn't unpopular, but I think the tension of Yiffy's introduction was nicely composed and written (ignoring some of the things I wish for Jane). It leaves you with enough want to see what'll happen next time. You could also say that despite her growling and making a lot of noise, it's not actually bad writing: I see it as the audience being forced to see her in the same perspective that Jane see's her; a dog. Upon no context we're seeing the same thing while knowing things are obviously off, and once we see this character in a new environment where their personality shines, it'll have a bigger impact her own character being humanized. So I like that.

Okay, I think that's all I got. I improv wrote most of this; hopefully I won't be taken out of context since I don’t think that HS2′s writing should ultimately be a judgement of the writers as people, nor treated as if they should hold the same unhealthy work environment that Andrew forced himself to do when writing the og comic. And I'm still like, donating to the patreon and everything, lol.

[runs away]

edit: i was going to put the cw as another positive thing for the comic...but...yeaaaah.

[jjpmoans]

Dont know if it's the right time but list #3, number 16. Give me PG 13 fluff! (Love you baby. Good to see you writing again)

16th prompt | #3

"Soulmates don't have to be romantic. Sometimes your soul resonates with your friend."

genre : fluff

Sometimes what you least expected is what you will actually get. And now you know what does it means by that.

"What are you doing!?" You shout as Youngjae, Choi freaking Youngjae stands still in front of your door, all soaked and shivering. "My goodness Youngjae I know you think you are a sunshine but SUN DOESN'T GET SOAKED IN RAIN!"

"You're too loud," he steps inside, making tiny pools on the floor.

"And you're too stupid."

You leave him to find a spare towel so that he won't die from freezing together with a kitchen cloth to wipe his growing water park construction on your floor.

"Take this and go shower oh my goodness why do I befriend with idiots."

After a series of cursing each other and your non-stop claiming you'll be turning stupid as well since you have an idiot as your friend, both of you settle down on your comfy couch while you send daggers toward your friend who's sitting opposite of you.

"What?" he spouts as he wraps his hands around the warmth of your mug. "Don't give me side looks!"

"Choi Youngjae." you start. "For what reason did you decided to go through heavy rain just to sit on my couch with MY hot chocolate in your hand?"

"You said you got rejected. I am here to cheer you up." He replies nonchalantly, taking a small sip of the hot drink. "Mmmm you made the best chocolate drink!"

"Youngjae, it's 3 in 1."

"You select the best chocolate drink!"

"It's literally the only type of drink I have in my house."

"Okay so you made the best drink! Stop trying to bring the atmosphere down!" He exclaims, being annoyed that he tried to lift the mood but you shot down each of his trials.

Not that you are intentionally doing it. It is just how you are with Youngjae. It's normal, though you might have lesser snarky remarks than usual. It's not that bad but Youngjae knows you more than you think.

"I can't state the obvious anymore? Geez." Your heart is sensitive and definitely you have mood swings. So you guess the rejection effects you a lot then. "Jae.."

Judging from the fast reply, you know that he is ready to jump and hug you but you raise your hand to stop him. "Just what do I worth?"

All you want is someone who understands you. Who wants to be with you and accept you for who you are. Why does anyone need to point out any of your minus point and make it something embarrassing for you?

You heard him sigh and you know you are in for a ton of scolding again. Youngjae has clearly reminded you that you don't have to go and search for your soulmate. You will have one, sooner or later. It's just the matter or time.

But living in the society where almost all of your friends have their own soulmate, you dreaded to have one. To know what does it feels like watching the stars with your soulmate. That is why you set to find your mate. But of course it is impossible. You had never known how your friends found their soulmate.

Because they said, your soul resonates who your soulmate is. So unless your soul is gone, you are positive that your mate has died in a car crash.

Youngjae knows how you’re upset with the order of soulmate idea. Each people find their soulmate through different situation, hence they will never know what will happen.

You feel arms around your shoulder and you're pressed against a hard chest, then all you feel is your tears uncontrollably pour out of you.

"Haven't I told you to stop searching for him? You made me so mad."

You know you should. But you really wanted to know how it feels to have a mate. "How does it feel, Jae? To have someone doing all the romantic things to you? Giving you kisses instead of roses?"

You hear him murmurs from the top of your head. "What do you mean. I shower you a lot of kisses!"

You laugh, hitting his chest at once. "You're not romantic Jae! And soulmates should be romantic. They are like, all those cheesy moments. Yeah like that."

"Soulmates don't have to be romantic." He knows you're rolling your eyes but he thread your hair instead. "Sometimes your soul resonates with your friend."

"And that's you?" You laugh when he nods firmly. Youngjae has a way that can always make up for your bad mood. Call it whipped culture, but if you need to choose between Youngjae and your soulmate, you will prefer Youngjae.

Unless he leaves you too for his soulmate.

"Jae." Then you realise that he had never talked about his soulmate. "Do you have a soulmate?

He hums, letting you know that he does. Somehow, that makes your heart drops even lower.

"Do you know who she is?" Soulmates work different ways for different people. Sometimes only the males knows who their soulmate is, and sometimes the opposite. A few will bear soulmate marks, while a few meet their soulmate through love at the first sight.

"Don't you think she will be upset if she knows that you cuddle me to sleep or drops me lots of kisses on my bad days?"

Youngjae laughs, tightening his embrace around you. "No she wouldn't."

"How do you know?"

"Because I'm holding her."

A drop of silence surrounds you, before you can even digest the whole situation.

'Because I'm holding her.'

"Because you're holding her?" You shake your head, getting the fact out straight. "Jae you're holding me! Stop being delusional." He might have slipped his words from excitement.

"Yes I'm holding you."

"So?" You detach yourself from him, facing him with a confused expression. "Explain!"

Youngjae's face turn soft, the softest you can ever see.

"You're a maths student right?"

You groan, of all time, why now? "No I'm not!"

"Exhibit A : I am holding my soulmate. Exhibit B : I am holding you."

"Do the calculation, Einstein."

You gape, waiting for him to grow three heads. Mathematical reasoning is easy, because the last one shall be conclusion.

"Conclusion is...your soulmate is me?"

He smiles, grinning even, ears to ears, finally that you've cracked the code.

"Since..when?" Baffled, even worse, feeling tricked. You went through countless of rejection to know that your soulmate is Choi Youngjae?

He knows you're panicking, so he reach one hand to ease you down. "Since the first time we meet, idiot."

Since the first time?

"W-why didn't-"

"Because I don't want you to love because I am your soulmate. I want you to love me for who I am. For the flaws I have and for the real me. I don't have to fake myself. And you too." He smiles, reaching for your hand. "Like how normal people fall in love."

"I had your face etched in my mind since I was 10, sweetheart. And through years I watched you grow prettily until one day I heard Jaebeom hyung said your name and my heart has never beaten so fast."

"I saw you for the first time and I swear I wanted to grin so wide but I got to control myself when Jaebeom hyung introduced me to you."

"And the night later I couldn't sleep because the boys kept teasing and thank lord Jinyoung hyung snapped a picture of you and a candid of our first meeting."

"I can't sleeping knowing you will see all of me and judge me but I am too lucky to have you. You are so lovely and what did you do? Dreaming of watching the stars with other man."

You blink your eyes and immediately your eyes shrinks to slits. "Youngjae you killed the mood!"

He shrugs, watching your grow annoyed. "I think I deserve a kiss after explaining myself."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do." You shriek as he lifts you from your place and onto his chest, joining your lips together for the first time. Soft, wet, plump and 'fuck is this real?' are all you have in your mind.

When he pulls back to breath, you are no different, running out of oxygen.

"Now that you know I'm your soulmate, will you go and watch the stars with me?"

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