#and i win

[spyder8itch]

Also Angel Dust trans real he ain’t got a penis every single one of you who draws him with a dick owes me 25$

[hisohisoart]

You people think your cringe with your little uwus and your damn blorbos. You have nothing on me. Nothing, i say.

Becourse i, unironicly, without shame or doubt in my heart, with strangers present, call one of my co-workers *Senpai*.

Read it and weep.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Death comes for me and I ask to play a game for my soul and he's like very well and I say ok we're playing cards against humanity

[memendoemori]

Good morning everybody

[christadeguchi]

make men slutty again.

HEAT STROKE | GQ CHINA Photographer: Wintam; Editor & Image: Shawn Gao Ding; Makeup: Lucas; Hair: Tao Liu; Art: Grade 2 & Lei Min; Art Assistant: Jiang Mi; Models: Kim; Ye Hao, Yu Hang, Ho Jun; Fashion Assistant: Yiyi, Coco; Photography Assistant: Li Zhenxi; Song Luanyi

bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[ejsuperstar]

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

[layzeal]

i figured it out

[synd0nicosmosis]

Drawing of Farcille monster Yuri

Inspired by this tweet

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[aikaikaik]

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

[marxstradamus]

Kirk was a real one for this

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie looks so handsome today

[bats-baby]

kinda glad part 2 came out during June so I can wish these two a happy pride month 😚🫶🏼🏳️‍🌈

[thatskindarough]

HAPPY GAY

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)