#and it makes ur brain go brrrrrrrr

[drac-kool-aid]

It's been said before, but the imagery of Count Dracula throwing himself onto a sofa after his mad dash to clear the table and light the candles with the first book he could grab is hilarious.

[heavenbarnes]

Older bf!Simon makes my brain go brrrrrrrr I wanna smooch ur brain for all this good content. I would call him ‘old man’ every so often (sometimes endearingly teasing him other times bc I want him to bend me over the nearest surface n be condescending while he fucks me <3)

brain enjoys the smooch, its tired tonight! 🫶🏼

i think calling simon “old man” goes one of two ways and you’re going to have to hear me out:

first way is yeah, he’s bending you over and he’s making your eyes well up and he’s made you cum a good couple times already and he’s not relenting and it’s about him proving himself to, well, himself.

he’s got his lips pressed to your ear speaking something crazy like “y’like letting a dirty old man fuck ye? huh? d’ye?”

and he’s not beating the old man allegations but he’s also not denying them because, he is in fact an old man but he doesn’t fuck a day over 20.

second way is ARGUABLY my favourite and that’s when you’re saying it in passing and he’s snatching you up, pulling you into him despite all your squeals and he’s wrapping you up so tight.

“who y’calling old man? y’little tart” and you know he’s fucking with you and maybe he’s teasing your sides cause he likes how you giggle and squirm and call his name.

it’s when you’re struggling against him that you realise half the giggles are actually simon’s- the man is actually giggling and you realised you’d invent new words to call him if it made him this happy.

[oneforthemunny]

cowboy eddie is one of my favorite things on this app LIKE UGH🫠

imagine him buying you a hat and you bought like taylor swift esk rhinestone cowgirl boots and you where those with a “cowgirl” costume from the sex shop like covered in fringe and rhinestones and your pretty new white hat 😋😋 and you come up behind him while he’s at the counter and start rubbing his shoulders and he smiles over his shoulder AND DOWS THE HARDEST DOUBLE TAKE OF ALL TIME and is just like worshiping you running his hands all over your body and taking handfuls of your ass that’s pouring out of those sorry excuse for shorts and his voice is all gravely and low in your ear bc the man knows how to make ur knees buckle and his like

“you look the part baby,” and then kisses your neck and pulls back to like so slowly and sensually give you ONE kiss and he pulls away and you’re just looking up at him all stupid bc eddie kisses make brain go brrrrrrrr and then he grabs ur chin and is like “we gotta see how well this cowgirl can ride-“ and you like start undoing his flannel buttons or smth and takes your hands and puts them on the counter before snaking up behind her and whispering “after i fuck you over this counter.” like i would WHIMPER AND GRIND MY ASS BACK BUT THATS JUST ME

also feel free to use for fic inspo if you’re writing ik this is a lot for the ask box 🙇🏼‍♀️

he'd love it especially if the chaps were assless and accompanied with a pretty little thong <3 he'd be on his knees. he usually makes fun of cowboy costumes or stereotypical cowboys bc "can't do shit in that, are you kidding me? so impractical." but with you?? he'd make the exception.

[chrisbangs]

lycans and gentlemen...........

[scpfan11]

Me : *Enjoying hyperfixation*

My mind suddenly : CRINGE CRINGE UR CRIGNE UR SO GOD DAMN CRINGE GET A LIFE LOSER LMAKO9OOOO

My mind 2 seconds later : Haha sans Undertale makes brain go brrrrrrrr

[esperosisdoeswriting]

Prompt 161 (I think that’s he right number lol) got me hype for Villain whump. Might I suggest some whumpee villain but this time henchman is the whumper and hero is the caretaker?

Villain whump makes my brain just go brrrrrrrr lol. Also been binging ur hero x villain prompts 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Villain whump is amazing and I wish there was more of it. Also, I’m glad to hear you’ve been enjoying my prompts!

Prompt #165  Next

[Hero] frowned at [Villain] as they pulled their hands behind their back, cuffing them. Something didn't feel right about this. The whole time they had been fighting [Villain], something just felt... off.

"That was suspiciously easy." [Hero] finally said, turning [Villain] over so they were laying on their back.

"Fuck off." [Villain] growled out in response.

"I'm serious," [Hero] replied, their frown deepening, "Is this some kind of trap, or are you having an off day or something? This barely seems fair."

"As if I would tell you if it was a trap," [Villain] scowled.

"I suppose that's true, but still, the question stands."

[Villain] just glared at them, refusing to respond. [Hero] shrugged,

"Suit yourself."

[Hero] began to pulled [Villain] to their feet, but [Villain] let out a loud grunt of pain, curling in on themselves and glaring daggers at [Hero]. [Hero] furrowed their brow. They were pretty sure they hadn't hit them that hard, hadn't needed to, yet [Hero] was pretty sure they weren't faking.

"I didn't hit you that hard." [Hero] said as [Villain] sat on the ground, curling their legs to their chest, trying to protect themselves without the use of their arms.

"It's none of your business," [Villain] snarled

"I think it might be," [Hero] cooly replied as they placed a gentle hand on [Villain]'s ribcage, who gasped in response. "I definitely did not break any of your ribs. Who did this?"

"It's none of your business."

"As your nemesis, your health is, in fact, my business. So you can either tell me who did this, or I can start asking your henchmen." [Hero] scowled.

"Don't!" [Villain] shouted, their entire body shaking and eyes as wide as dinner plates, "Please don't tell my henchmen, I..." [Villain]'s shaking became worse as tears started to well up in their eyes. [Hero] stared at them, dumbfounded as the puzzle pieces began to slide into place.

"You're coming with me." [Hero] said, their voice low and dark. [Villain] only nodded.

[solarsleepless]

Asking for special fingers to write me down some headcannons for asd!puffy, adhd!niki and adhd!techno

I am begging ur magic fingers sir please

you've come to the right place (ma'am? sir? ma'am i think correct me if i'm wrong)

plus cc!techno has adhd so this should be fun

okay so

techno always knew he was more different, the way he seemed to be more fixated on fighting then gold

he would glare at someone if they offered him gold then slashed with his sword

most the people he killed were idiots, but he respected good fights

then he saw philza, attacking wither skeletons. his fighting style was so good and he was clearly experienced and techno watched him in awe

but when phil started to lose the fight, techno stepped in to kill the remaining wither skeletons

they became good friends (as you well know) and since phil has lived for an indefinite amount of time and piglins grow up slower physically, which made a lot of people underestimate him

sorry this is just becoming techno meeting phil headcanons

techno never knew what the term for being different was

and once again, was in awe when phil sat him down and explained what ADHD was

after that, they started developing their own stim toys, and discovered that techno mainly likes chewlery

he has a few vocal stims: "hallooo" "weeeeeee" among others

he doesnt have many physical ones but he does this weird thing where he spins his arms around to feel the wind on them. weird but pog!

when he moves into Antarctic Empire, he really likes the feeling of snow, so he always keeps a little

anyways onto puffy

i'm going to be a little rusty on ASD since... i dont have ASD (i'm pretty sure anyways) so please tell me if i get anything wrong

puffy knew she was different when she realized she loved the sea more than the land

when she was little, she would make little boats out of branches and see how far it went

when she got old enough, she eventually got enough money to get her own big proper boat

texture go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (she loves the texture of wood)

there was only one food she didn't allow on the ship and that's paella (look it up if you dont know what it means). she just hates it and has no idea why. it just does not feel good the way grass does

speaking of grass she definitely chews absently that amongst other things in her spare time, sometimes even furniture

she hates the sound of chewing. like she always eats alone cause someone chewing just makes her upset for no reason

she has met Several People who seemed nice at first but then were ableist so their kneecaps said bye-bye

most of her stims i already explained in Another Post (just keep scrolling in my blog 'Puffy' and you should see it)

anyways onto niki

she was always on the more inattentive side, so people (including herself) never realized she was ADHD

in fact she didnt know until she joined the Syndicate

but it was one of the reasons she and puffy got along so well

she definitely jumps up and down

zones out more than anyone on the server

definitely hyperfixated on L'Manberg (which is why it was so painful to see it explode the first time)

explosions overstimulate her (obviously) which is one of the reasons she goes into her little hidey hole

she hyperfixates on her secret city which makes the time staying there easier but she's still painfully understimulated

once she joins the syndicate after five minutes techno immediately figures out she's ADHD and quietly mentions it to her

and now things made so much more sense

she wasn't just lazy or over-emotional...

OH YEAH THE WHOLE KILLING-TOMMY THING WAS DEFINITELY A HUGE REACTION TO RSD

techno gave her some chewlery, but they found out she preffered the smaller ones so she most of the time she fiddles with the chewlery necklace instead

niki visits even when they dont have a syndicate meeting because she and techno message each other whenever eachother is understimulated or just not hyperfixating

they definitely both hyperfixated on the syndicate meetings

puffy got a huge backlash from RSD thanks to the Red Banquet

y'know with the whole

"It was all your fault Puffy"

and of course couple RSD with a hero complex and youve got yourself a mental breakdown

techno and niki like saying "weeeeeeee" together

it just makes the brain go BRRRRRRr

they also say "brrrrrrrr" when they can

i'm not sure if youve seen but remember that one MCC where HBomb dressed up as an "catboy" maid and got his team to dress up as "catboy" maids?

yeah well niki (i say mcc is canon because its funny. they all just stop whatever war they're doing to play sports) adopted the "BROTHERRRRRRRRR!!" stim from that

i dont have any other hcs

uhhh

OH yeah in physical stims niki doesn't have many but she still

does a lil' dance when she's happy

same with puffy actually!!

well i hope you enjoyed it bc its all i got

[tenpmisclownhr]

Misukazu vampire au

Warnings: mentions of character death, some angst but we tryin not to think about it, fluff so sweet it may cause instantaneous diabetes

I feel like vampires who were turned a long time ago almost totally forget what they look like and really value pictures of them from when they were alive,,,, currently thinking of a vampires s/o gently caressing their cheek, looking into their eyes, and describing everything that makes them beautiful

^^had this big brain moment TM a little while ago and have devolved into many thoughts misukazu so let’s go:

Tbh either way this would be a hot take: like misumis family going full vampire for power instead of how they copy scripts and stuff. misumi tries to run but gets caught up in it before he can escape. Hakkaku didn’t like how they were gonna go full vampire so misumis parents killed him as a sacrifice for the ritual or something,,, it would be super traumatizing and why when people ask what happened to Hakkaku misumi can only say “he died”. Also explains his ability to see ghosts and recognize time loops, why madoka thinks he’s dead, and maybe part of why he’s so good at parkour. A lot easier to do flips and jumps all the time if you don’t have to worry about snapping ur neck-

Alternatively, kazunari got so sick of not having friends and working hard for no end goal that he decided to turn himself into a vampire to essentially -rip out his soul- and stop having to feel things. He then only forms shallow friendships because he’s lived so long he forgot how it feels to have someone truly care about you

I’m gonna go with misumi being a vampire though because I feel like it makes more sense and hehe triangle fangs go brrrrrrrr

Ok so because the ikaruga family barely sees misumi as a person, I feel like they’d try to use both him and hakkaku as sacrifices for their vampire ritual. They go to suck their blood and misumi barely survives (his family thinks they killed him and left), and tried to wake Hakkaku up only to realize he’s dead. After that he goes to mankai because it’s where hakkaku stayed a lot and was basically the only place he knew to go.

Kazunari either joined mankai (tbh I don’t really know what I’m gonna do with everyone else in this au) or heard rumors about paranormal activity in the abandoned dorms and decided to check it out. He goes in to see if he can get famous off of snapping a picture of whatever’s in there, and finds misumi. He tries to take a picture but can’t bc vampires don’t show up in pictures, so he’s hella confused until he connects the dots and gets freaked out. His freak-out dies down when he realizes misumis super skinny and not looking ok. Misumi was probably passed out from being malnourished but quickly wakes up when Kazu enters and is like shhsncjdhdvfbznsk LEAVE-

Literally any sane person would run out and never come back but after leaving the thought of misumi struggling all alone rlly bothered kazu and reminded him of how he was when he had no friends and shut everyone out, so he decides to try and leave some meat in the dorms for misumi. It’s like steak or something cut up into triangles because it’s whatever was on sale at the grocery store. Misumi comes out to snatch it before kazu leaves and is like 👁👁 bruh it’s triangular aND FOOD?? THAT I CAN GET NUTRITION FROM??? (Bc seeing hakkaku get the life drained out of him reallllyyyyy made him dislike sucking blood from anything especially humans.) And kazus like yeah dude u didn’t look ok so I thought u might like it and that’s how their friendship starts

-misumi taking kazu on midnight triangle hunts around the city. Also misumi finding triangles when kazus not around and giving them to him when he sees them. (Matching triangle necklaces/bracelets too)

-Kazu telling misumi that his fangs are triangular (he can’t see them in the mirror) and misumi just lights up because at least there’s one thing he can like about himself now

-kazu being s o bummed that he can’t take pictures of his beautiful boyfriend because he literally cannot show up on camera, decides to paint the best picture of misumi he can for him.

-kazu giving misumi a haircut and some of his old hoodies bc mans has no new clothes and can’t see what his hair looks like to cut it. Misumi having no clue what it looks like but trusting kazu, feeling it, and deciding it’s indeed triangular and amazing

-kazus always warm so misumi likes to lay on top of him/cuddle him a lot. Kazu loves this and whispers every reason he loves misumi to him during these moments.

-when they go into stores, if someone starts to get sus of misumi kazus immaculate at deflecting their attention and smoothing it over.

-eventually they’d talk about trauma too but I’m not here to be sad today so the angst is gonna have to wait for another time

[bestiesenpai]

I’m just dropping by to say I’ve been enjoying ur writing SO MUCH and it’s fuckin d e l i c i o u s ❤️ thank you especially for any and all nanami content. The way you write him makes my brain go brrrrrrrr ❤️❤️❤️❤️ hope you have a blessed day beloved 💖

😭🤧 ahhhhh thank you so much! I’m glad you like it! You have a great day too!!

[deostyx]

dude ur coloring style makes my brain go brrrrrrrr like,,,i love it sm :O would u ever do like a coloring tutorial/speedpaint/show ur coloring technique?

Thank you!!!! I can totally do something like that! I’ve been leaning more toward abandoning line art lately because I like the ✨danger✨ of painting right onto the sketch, so I’m glad someone likes the style !!!

[spitdrunken]

THESE TIO BRUNO BLURBS YOURE POSTING OMGGGGGG IM LITERALLY FROTHING PLS UR SO GOOD AT WRING MY BRAIN GO BRRRRR BRRRRRRRR

<333 nothing quite as big of a blessing as being yelled at in my own inbox :’) i’m glad u enjoy them so much anon!!!! so many people think my writing is good it makes me <3

[clownkiwi]

ur cute n i also think if we kissed that would be epic but that's just cause i'm a lesbian and cute girls make brain go BRRRRRRRR

awwwwwwww!!! thank you anon, that’s very sweet of u!!! i’d like 2 kissa u 2!!! <333