#and it needs to be pristine

[milkywayes]

[laurents-secret-diary]

the quirked up white boy Of Vere

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

According to Mel's magazine exposed organs are considered the new beauty standard in the future- so there's like a non-zero chance that Ken and Mud are basically the pinnacle of beauty there is.

[archerdepartures116]

i think whoever decided the color for the Bai Zhan Peak Uniform is a sick mf cause what were they thinking about when they decided that??? "Oh Yeah! Let's give the most active and prone to fight anything and everything under the sun the color white for their Uniform, that totally makes sense!"

i can only imagine that An Ding Peak have to mass-produce their uniforms just for that

honestly tho but you ever wonder if lqg and lbh remained fully clothed for all their fights for those 5 years

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

[illogicalvulcans]

[Fic Book Covers 11+12/?] Integrative Approaches by Nnm / @mouseonamoose

Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma

As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following: --His clothing was expensive and stylish; --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne; --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;” --He looked angry; --He was wearing sunglasses. What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

Angel-Centered Therapy Through A Multicultural Lens

“I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.” “Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled. Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.” “What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”

[legend-had-it]

a sanji that takes care of zoros swords when he cannot

and a zoro who cooks food for the crew when sanji can't

[darcyolsson]

my dad bought me a fancy electric toothbrush and honestly this thing is deranged. maybe all electric toothbrushes are like this now because i havent seen one in like 15 years but im actually unnerved by the whole thing. theres a little screen. I had to pick my language and everything. it shows me a :) or a :( depending on whether i brushed my teeth for 2 full minutes or not. it also uses ai to determine if im holding it correctly while brushing and if im not it lights up red. theres an app. my toothbrush has bluetooth and can be connected to an app on my phone. my toothbrush -> 🪥 has bluetooth!!! MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!!

[sermna]

How do people keep their houses so clean all the time that they have time to be concerned about the baseboards being a bit dusty and things like that 😭

Babe I am already in a war with the dishes and laundry and toys and cooking and school and other work and raising a child and

[raindropdragon]

Look at this shirt my friend gifted me as a late Christmas present!

Pristine blade sleeves!!!

[m-p-lebrush]

Sat on the edge of the table is a pristine blade...

[vlindervin7]

love when i read a book and it becomes all puffy and big like i’ve poured some of myself in it

[maigetheplatypus57]

I'm fucking locked and loaded guys as soon as he says the word I'm slapping down a sticker on his gayass shirt

[telesodalite]

Been cleaning up and rearranging stuff a lot lately in preparation for moving, and I'm getting a bit emotional about my first TF figure/toy...

I've had this Jazz for like, 10+ years, and I used to take this guy everywhere. He's so scuffed from being dragged across driveways and playgrounds, and he sits and stands a bit wonky because the plastic cracked along one arm, and both his legs tend to pop off, and he doesn't really transform well anymore because of that. I forgot him in a drawer some years back, but nowadays he gets to sit front and center atop my bookcase ;-;

[m0nst3rf3n]

no because what is armand's excuse for staying in the same clothes for six days

[lucabyte]

what the hell is this thing that just appeared in my save file and how the fuck do i get it to leave