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<- girl who does not handle getting in trouble at work well
#momo rambles#at least I can say that I’ve worked here for a little over a year#and this is the first time I’ve gotten in trouble#but hhhhhh#it was a very stern talking to that I got#and it was me and another coworker#and now I have like 20 mins before class to compose myself#<- can’t stop crying#day is. Bad and it’s only been two hours
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what's up with that mr. little amirite?
#just colleague things shitting on one of your coworkers#i love new mr. yakov tutorial guy little#you'd think he's something that would help alleviate some of daniil's workload but he's just another thing he has to stress about lol#also Imagine the small talk between artemy and little while waiting for daniil#pathologic 3#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#the bachelor#the haruspex#burakhovsky#just bcos#my art#fanart#yeah mmm classic daniil and quarantine daniil are two very different things for me hence the different way of drawing him#i mean the man doesnt even own a pair of platform boots
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pls reblog for sample size etc
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#we get nasal swabs and blood from ppl in the study and one coworker was talking about the swabs like ‘at least its not a blood draw’#and me and another coworker were like ??
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Corpus Christi, Terrence McNally
#makes me feel insane as always!!!!#gave my copy to a coworker & never got it back so I just bought another copy!!!#terrence mcnally#quotes#quote
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i got lazy in the second panel
#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere#i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something#still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit#my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that#funniest thing ever to me#gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building#suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime#apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue#btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it
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I am going mad
I want to deep fry my hand
Kentucky Fried Hate
#Another attempt at a haiku#Do not get me wrong. God's eyes look exactly like the Colonel's#I know that I am giving the Eucharist out to all who can pay for it#And I have taken up the cross of being the most powerful assistant manager this KFC has ever seen#But I feel my coworker's disdain. They do not understand me. If I were to cook my own flesh they would see#But I won't. That would be crazy.#And I am not crazy.
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Robby around the time Langdon is back at work + on step 9 of the 12 steps being simply too emotionally armored up to actually accept an apology from him, very much doing the whole “it’s fine,” “well, you’re doing the work, so don’t worry about it,” “it’s in the past,” and “seriously, leave it,” etc, then as September gets closer he’s like ah I did have a panic attack in a makeshift morgue where I started reciting the shema and holding onto my magen david earlier this year. I should probably go to high holy days huh. Bc I’d be kind of a jackass otherwise. Cut to him sitting at the Rosh Hashanah service listening to the emphasis on the responsibility to forgive as much as one is supposed to repent, to allow people the opportunity to be forgiven, etc, and he’s like ahhhhhh fuuuck me. Absolutely fuck me
#also the image of Robby running around trying to repent to half the people he works with is so funny 2 me#environment w almost zero time for deep and serious conversations#season 2.5 is Robby running around the ED trying to corner different coworkers before the sun goes down on the last day of teshuvah#even when people aren’t just busy they keep conveniently hopping on another case before he can butt in#(he said ‘I want to talk to you in private’ and they think he’s going to yell at them)#frank langdon#michael robinavitch#judaism#the pitt
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Kitty as someone in a government position whose division is currently in the middle of a multi-year project where we are migrating essential software from old and busted to new cloud version of same software I cannot express how seen your post made me feel. Especially as the youngest supervisor in the group I keep asking questions and just get “idk man that’s what we do” and I’m like “…shouldn’t you know why though? If you does someone know why this is done?” (The answer is no, no one knows why this is done)
yeah i left out the detail that i'm not corporate because of my concern that post would escape containment and context. but know that the details i changed were actually even more horrifying in their original form. like. realizing that this was what they'd been doing this whole time absolutely floored me with the implications.
the thing IS that this was just the upgrade from the old version of this company's software to the cloud software. we have another team helping us migrate from a different company onto theirs for actual financial software, which is taking longer.
BUT the migration team actually asks for our processes so they can map them better, and when we train they'll be doing it onsite from the ground up start to finish. with the upgrade team they started with the assumption that this would not be necessary because we already use their software. this was incorrect.
basically i think if any organization is using sufficiently dated software it's safe to assume that they have deviated significantly from best practices and even if you're 'just' doing an upgrade your training should start from zero instead of assuming any familiarity whatsoever. if they ask for feedback on the upgrade i will probably tell them this in as diplomatic terms as i can manage.
#original#boring work stuff#don't get me wrong part of it is that coworker doesn't want anyone to know how to do their job for job security#but i suspect another big part is that they don't want anyone to realize that they have never known what they're doing#we have a union. you have seniority. your job is so fucking safe. please can we get some documentation.#this is the best possible time to cop to ignorance to save face and relearn without baggage. they won't do it. but they should.
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You can ignore this but I was curious to see. Are you out to any of your coworkers?
as bisexual? yeah i can't help but give my opinion on actresses/actors when we talk about stuff in the office so it's not really a secret lmao our I&D manager is also bi and she was like we both sit weird!! i knew it. as trans? absolutely not. i'm only out to my family and my oldest friends. i'm perceived as a Cis Dude and that's what i want so i'm just living my quiet little life :^)
#no hate to those who are out and proud and like to tell people that's just not me!#i'm just an almost 30 year old bi dude trying to survive the corporate world#my coworker is a cis straight dude and he's like 5'4 and he's like another short dude awesome!!!! when he hired me and im like..#yep another short dude. not short for any other reason. did not used to be an average ish heighted gal nope.
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#carbono ship rambling ahead but...................................#really into the dynamic of omg the new fallen angel coworker at Hell is so cute and has no idea how really doomed we are#like...!!!!#(not saying Williams is Hell but the underdog team scraping in the mid field vs the high gloss ferrari life!! an adjustment!!)#so many options and tendrils for my rpf tinkering in the mind palace garage#both burned by rbr new coworker awkwardness to battle worn and weary together#Alex consoling Carlos after a number of consecutive finishes just outside the points and finding warmth in dreary weather ahhhhh#them cooking together!!! 😭🩵🩵 a Ghost-esque pottery scene around a golf swing!!#or bonding over pets or Carlos taking Alex on late night drives in a bittersweet ferrari#much to think about much to consider#and as a new(ish) fan still more for me to learn!!! Williams has much idk about yet#yayyy#anyways!!! I love hearing about more! excited to dive in#and don't get me started on then throwing in James ahhh the carvowles content has been dizzingly good too 😵💫🩵#our boss in Hell is really awkward but it somehow comes out immensely charming and there's a depth of sharp keen desire & ruthless knowledge#hmmm something something#fun to indulge in diabolical rpf imaginings while I gotta run to yet another work event!!! ahhh#potato gifs I should tag properly#carlos sainz#alex albon#carbono#autumn posts#brb y'all!! hope its a good day there!! or night or morning!! 🏙️🌃🌆
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habsburg firstborn son 150 years ago: in line to rule one of the most powerful empires in europe
habsburgs firstborn son 2025: just got his bus drivers licence.
#ferdinand habsburg#need 2 stidy him qnd his need to post CRINGE FUCKING INSTA STORIES#OF HIS COWORKERS. (ROBIN FRIJNS)#sometimes i forget that hes like a habsburg. hes just another wec driver to me.#then i look at his last name and it's like oh what the fuck dude.
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At work I'm slowly but surely becoming the guy people feed random foods which is so awesome
#a little while back my coworker brought me some kind of goat meat and rice which was awesome#recently another coworker gave me a duck egg and durian cake-thing which was interesting. id try it again
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i have something to say
#hear me out here . what if your two most crazy violent coworkers started having sex with eachother#<- this could be yang chengs life . if youd just believe#voidcore.txt#i mostly just want them to have really good sex and feel awful afterwards (well. i want ghostblade to do that. dragon boy dont careee)#but i think they could. like. marginally fix one another#to be hero x#tbhx#ghostblade#dragon boy#liang long#mo sha#dragonblade#<- IM COINING THIS SHIT
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btw I really do genuinely want mel and santos to hook up soooooo bad. I don’t think they should date (frankly I don’t think either of them could handle that and they’d be too aware of that to try I think) but like. one night where they both make what they think is an out of character bad decision (ooc for santos bc she usually goes for women more willing to bully her) and have alarmingly enjoyable sex that they agree to never speak of again afterwards. santos goes into it kinda trying to piss mel off for fun but mel ends up being very earnestly invested in making sure santos is having a good time, and it turns out they’re the kind of hookup partners you can kinda laugh with during sex, and overall it’s just. nice??? to the point that it’s honestly worse than if it sucked ass (at least then nobody would’ve been emotionally vulnerable!! much less embarrassing). santos is resigned to having another weird ex fling at her workplace but they actually end up being sort of friends after this and they’re both still kinda unsure how to feel about it.
#part of me wants to write the chronicles of Santos’s ill advised dykery. the other part hasn’t creatively written in years#but if I did. it’d be a 5+1 that ends by revealing santos just spilled all this to Whitaker as a cautionary tale in sleeping w/coworkers#to which he says wow! um. okay. will keep that in mind! idk that it’ll be that big of an issue tho if. that many of them are into women.#cue another round of teasing Whitaker re: the existence of bisexuality#the pitt#mel king#trinity santos
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when i get angry i scratch the shit out of my the fall guy cup
#this is a joke btw i take it to work with me every day where it gets destroyed lmao#i have another one in pristine condition so i think watching this one die slowly is hilarious#as do my coworkers#the fall guy#the fall guy 2024
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just got an absolutely despicable idea for a Stevepop fic I need u guys to know I am making this exact face

#guys i was sweeping n i genuinely stopped n started makijg this face >:D#i looked up n my coworker was stabding there like 🧍♂️#sorry man#i cant explain myself#no words#also i would like to blame this entirely on horsegirlsodapop#for making my ass into a stevepop STUDIER#those boys just spin around in my mind like a microwave all the time#n i love them so much#which is why in every universe i am making their lives worse#love their crazy asses#🫶#heart#but i cannot let them know peace#the outsiders#sodapop curtis#steve randle#stevepop#expect another fucked up sad story from me the second my job releases my ass#(two to three days DAMN [REDACTED RESTAURANT]
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