#and it went off the rails from there

[screechingfromthevoid]

nothing (besides everyone ignoring Orym's deal) has made me angrier than watching Dorian keep up this facade. Dorian Storm has always been a type of mask he's worn. At first he called himself a liar because of it. The happy go lucky bard was a way of escaping for him. He was escaping Brontë so he created Dorian. He didn't believe he was Dorian. Until the Crown Keepers made Dorian real. And for a while, he really believed he was Dorian. That he has this new family and new life and he could be who he truly wanted to be.

And then his brother came back and made his problems Dorian's problems. Until he had to put Brontë back on. Because even if the Crown Keepers + Cyrus called him Dorian, he was Brontë. He had to be who his brother thought he was.

When Cyrus dies, the thread to Brontë had snapped. He was going to see Orym, back to the Bells Hells, back to Dorian Storm. But the foundation of Dorian had shattered. Dorian was created in order to run from his place in life, family, Cyrus. Now he was gone. The Crown Keepers had fallen apart. His friends fell through his fingers and he couldn't do anything to stop it. He was once ready to side with a betrayer god for these people and now they're in the wind.

So Dorian shows back up to Bells Hella and he's completely broken. The foundation of both of his lives has been thoroughly rocked. No brother. No Crown Keepers. The two things that forged Dorian Storm. He wears that mask so fucking well. Because he still wants to believe in it. He said it live on stage that he should "believe his own backstory". The one he made up. The one where he was a bard.

He wants to be Dorian so bad. He spends all his money on Orym, he spins the bottle so he can kiss his friends, he flirts, he blushes and giggles at compliments. Exactly how Dorian would, should.

But he wears the gold of the heir. He has a festering animosity inside his chest. He doesn't sleep. He's thinner than he was. He doesn't sleep. He sicks abominations after their creators. He talks to God's without an ounce of self preservation, daring them to strike him down. He does not acknowledge them as they taunt him.

The god of beauty and magic calls him beautiful and he does not smile.

[undead-cypress]

I've cracked the Wonder Egg Priority code

Look at em

Same guy

[cactihut]

au where asta never treats harry like a kid & instead recognizes that he’s a whole adult alien trying to live as a human with a mate from his home planet that he’s realized he’s grieving & hundreds of kids that he’s learning he misses

AND harry never becomes a man-baby who only becomes capable when it’s useful to the plot & instead continues to honor his love for asta & her history by being kind to her

also they solve crimes

[patheticprogrammingperson]

DougDoug is great because you can open his stream, fifteen minuets in, discover he is now pregnant, just in time to learn he is no longer pregnant, from mysterious circumstances, and Chat wants him to get an abortion.

Then an hour later he's making AI remove comatose Hitler's grade-a liver, in order to save humanity, and/or five people.

[roscvcins]

I sure as hell don't know what I'm doin but it sure as hell must be smth

[tj-crochets]

Thinking about my neurology appointment again, I have another weird question for y'all! My neurologist was surprised and said it was weird I was right handed, which I am assuming is because of the reflex and grip tests she did, not because I give off a left-handed kind of vibe Wait I was going to ask if it was weird that I, a non-ambidextrous person, hit and kick evenly with both right and left sides, open doorknobs with whichever hand is closer, and use the foot pedal for the sewing machine with whichever foot it ends up nearer but can't write with my left hand But I just tried it and I can write with my left hand??? Like, not as neatly or as quickly as with my right, but it's clearly legible and not difficult to do. Have I been ambidextrous this entire time??

[galehowl]

I have a feeling that the only way I'll ever get invested in Apex even a bit again, enough to draw something, is for me to pretend To Not See a bunch of lore stuff that happened in the past few years and just drift towards another made-up AU and remain blissfully ignorant of whatever the hell is going on in the game lol

[goneatlas]

FOUR EPISODES LEFT I CAN'T DO THIS I CAN'T DO THISSSS THE TEAM'S BACK TOGETHER BUT I KNOW IT ISN'T GONNA END WELL GOD DAMN IT

[gentle-hero-blog]

still not over how retro studios figured out how to simulate samus' reflection in the visor as just this neat little touch, totally unnecessary but sooo immersive and cool, leading to it becoming one of the most beloved details of Prime 1. and then two games later they were like heyyyyy you know what would be really fucked up. if we used this as a visual storytelling device. you know, to show the horrific effects of progressive phazon corruption in first person. so that with every flash of samus' reflection, the player is reminded that it's slowly killing her

[feroluce]

Thinking today of henghill on some cold planet, one like Jarilo-VI or wherever, and Dan Heng getting his tongue stuck on some metal part of Boothill's VSKJSNSJD

Like Dan Heng is stuck to his neck, so Boothill has to pick him up and carry him to try to sneak them around to somewhere warm to thaw his tongue out. Don't worry, poor Dan Heng is just tired, that's why he's carrying him like this, no no he's fine don'tlookthatcloselybye!!

(Also Boothill is carrying Dan Heng bridal style. Obviously.)

And now, I get to show you all @hydrachea 's newest blessing upon this ship, because she took that and RAN WITH IT-

Crying imagining Dan Heng still stuck and trying to throttle Boothill to keep him from talking anymore JSJIZJSKKE

[deadn30n-arch]

He delivers a gift! For u! (Even tho ur replacing him... Smh.... /Light hearted joke)

NOOOOOOO IMBIBITOR LUNAE PLEASE I LOVE YOU YOU WILL ALWAYS OWN MY HEART!!!!!!! i graciously accept this gift and give him a lil kith on the head......

[miru-mu]

today, I offer u a rock. tomorrow? who knows

[scopophobia-polaris]

first female loz director and the gerudo seem to be written fine enough? wow... there ain't no way I thought we were in the worst timeline after totk

Yeah got through the main quest with the gerudo, it wasn't painful! It wasn't even bad! Still got them outfits but for the most part it was like oh cool!

I would say a lot of that oh cool is from the fact they didn't do a lot to even fuck it up to begin with, I'm gonna be real with yall this game is NOT worth $60USD

Edit: lemme say one thing, you know when people were being like damn totk story wasn't dark or mature at all why was this compared to Majora's mask again? And then all the zeldatwt people came out and said zelda is just a kid series domt expect good writing uH

This one feels like a kid's game. That ain't to say it's terrible I would say, hell I'm not far in it if I get something crazy that's like OH FUCK I'll reblog this post and say something but uh.....game for babies I'm gonna be shocked if anyone struggles with any puzzles cuz you CAN CHEESE THEM EASY ITS 🫢🤭

EDIT EDIT: I SWEAR IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A DOWNER..... @ezlo-x HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN PLAYING....THEY KNOW I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY POOPER.....

[tenpoints4andy]

derpy zera

[emohorseboy]

i watched a great video essay about house md today and i fear this means i need to go and rewatch the early seasons

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that, no matter how far Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss get from actual biblical descriptions of things, they'll never truly be as bad as Supernatural ended up getting :)