#and jfc lils ur so good to me

[willoftrees]

still pissed about my friend's asshole of a friend who didn't give me any rules to their server and booted me for the crime of *checks notes*

playing on their server.

[lady-margaret]

bridgerton season 3 episode 3 screaming thoughts (unedited)

this was marked mature for some reason so im reposting 🙃

this is a dream isnt it

okay not a good idea to watch this full volume without any headphones in a dorm building with relatively thin walls

OH ITS COLIN'S DREAM!!?!?!? i was rly counting on it to be pen's..... YES I WANT HIM TO BE AS DESPERATE IF NOT MORE THAN ANTHONY WHAHAHHSHAHS

bridgerton sibs dreaming about their future spouses lol ("anthony's night and day i dream of you" counts)

^ speaking of that i miss daphne

love seeing the bedrooms more and more

WTF HAPPENED TO HIS ARM HELP GREG PLSSS

hyacinth is rly gorg

why are the bridgertons so dumb and bad at

NOT acting suspicious "i slept so well... not even a dream" BUT WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT WHAHDJSHDJSB

bridgerton blue is so pretty

COLIN STOP ACTING SUS he really is related to anthony and daphne jfc this FAMILY

OH hot air balloon thingy ive been hearing about

IM EXCITED FOR MORE LORD DUBLIN

pLS I WANT THE STIRLING COUSINS!!!!!!!!!!!

lady danbury and the queen: and iconic duo as always

o lord the featherington sisters are insane BWHAHAHAHHAH

URGH I AM LOVING ELOISE GOWNS THIS SEASON

ELOISE AND PENELOPE PLS BE FRIENDS AGAIN SOON IM GONNA START CRYING i hope pen gets to explain huhuhuhu

no dont go in there thats not a good ideaaa

wait theyre cute; theyre the cute couple, kathonys the steamy passionate couple, idk what to label daphne and simon

lord debling is so interesting i actually really like him so far

i love penelope in bridgerton blue

i love the subtle hints of book canon

franny's SO PRETTY how are all the bridgertons so pretty

a-holes, the lot of them also when am i gonna see more kate and anthony im starved

alice is so pretty

LOL colin YES!!! we want penelope to find a husband

BENEDICT PLSSSSSSSSSSSS i love him... im so excited for him to fall in love with sophie

"he's dead" HELP

okay debling is cool but a lil bit intense for me

“oh i would not tell him that"

cressida gaslighting herself to like lord debling Imao

the featherington sisters are hilarious; its really cute how they actually seem to like their husbands

hyacinth and gregory are becoming real faves for me

this is coling following pen around: 🐕

COLIN CALM URSELF o god hes down bad

u kno what i feel like cressida may end up with debling since colin will obviously end up with pen

O GOD WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH pennnnsndnbdnsjdn

colin ur so hot we all kno ur not looking at that damn balloon

where the hell are anthony and kate

HELP BENEDICTTTTTTT ur so cute poookie

eloise 😭😭😭😭😭😭

its giving same vibes as serpentine boat scene from szn 2 for some reason

colin ur so hot colin ur so hot

lol violet ur garden will soon be watered

are anthony and kate seriously on a honeymoon again WHERE ARE THEY

cressida and penelope vying for debling's attention is kinda entertaining

FRANNY RUN pls look for a scottish earl named john stirling ! he will make u happy while he is able to do so and he has a wonderful family! he has a cousin named michael who is great 😌

kate where are u

oh? WHATS UR NAME SIR IM TRYNA SEE SOMETHING IS UR LAST NAME STIRLING

i feel like benedict and his new paramour (okay her name is tilly) is gonna be a diff version of anthony and sienna in the way that it will kickstart his season (BECAUSE S4 IS GONNA BE BEN'S PLS)

debling is so wholesome OH GOD

DID HE JUST GIVE CRESSIDA'S LEMONADE TO PEN

dw cressida he could still b urs

AY ANTHONY MENTIONED now bring him out

АНННН MAMA VIOLET KNOW i just know she loves pen sm

o god colin colin calm yourself ur in a room FULL OF PEOPLE STOP IT colin colin calm down

OH HAPPIER THAN EVER ???????? ouch

[ozrockbitway]

Taps on window glasses

Yes, hi herrooo! I was wondering if you had any Taizo/Touya thots you'd be so kind to share? ((Your fic with them was so cute!!! The cardfight boys deserve more love!!!))

the glass is being tapped!! what do!! uwaaaaaa I am here....to give you rare pair food...ueiladkjfladsjf thank u for reading the silly fic. sobs they both deserve more love!! (Taizo more since I dont see as much as him sobbssss)

anyway THOTS

me joking about Taizo being Tonya's sugar daddy. I will die on this hill!! (I won't). I like to think Taizo tries to treat Tohya but. man. he doesn't really like to accept things (unless their cards). He's a little stubborn but if you keep pushing eventually Tohya will cave.

Taizo would like to recruit Tohya as like...a personal doctor/nurse?? Considering Tohya was like top of the class/school prior to dropping out Im P SURE this man can clean a wound and pull some doctor words and its like 100% right.

CEO man would offer to pay for his schooling (so he has a back up from card fights) and would just say he pays him back by working for his company. Does Taizo ever keep track of him working off his debt tho? Probably not he'd let him go free if he wanted to.

I KEEP FORGETTING TOHYA TECHNICALLY DOES KINDA WORK FOR HIM??? he has that sticker underneath his hoodie so like. sponsor??

okay but for some gay shit...I like to think Tohya would be kinda slow at realizing he's into Taizo. Meanwhile Taizo realizes and always has a really hard time holding back doing anything gay. (tfw ur hands brush when picking up a card and you have to not blush)

CEO with his personal cheerleaders....I feel like his assistants?? team?? everyone sees he's into Tohya and roots for him hehehe

fellas is it gay to sleep under the same roof with the homeless man you card fight with? aka I think Taizo forces offers his home to Tohya bcuz he is rich and jfc Tohya plz take care of yourself...eat food!! self care!!

Tohya treating Taizo to the little things...Imagine him taking him to some lil mom n pop restaurant that serves his fav food (I forget what it is that he and yuyu eat in one ep and they're like yeah good food even if its. childish??). Taizo isn't that pompous ass rich type so Im sure he'd enjoy the ambiance and difference there!! smaller and more comfortable places.

tbh...I dont think their parents would approve RIP. Taizo is an heir to a company and his dad probably wants offspring and Tohya...I hc that he is disowned after dropping out of med school.

I thought about how Welstra calls Bastion 'Basty' (I forget the spelling whoops) and just think that Taizo would give Tohya a lot of lil nicknames...in private at least.

[stevebabey]

ok. SO imagine babygirl steve in his silly little socks and boxers and the cropped (shrunken) old swim team shirt and he’s wearing his glasses cause it’s early in the morning and he’s still a little sleepy and groggy and his hair is just a mess but like. a perfect sexy mess still mussed with sleep and u walk in and see his lil butt in those boxers with his thick thighs and muscular calves on show in those god damn gym socks and ur like. ah yes breakfast>:) and you walk up behind him and snake your arms around his waist and kiss all up his back and you sit HIM on the counter and make out with him as you stand between his thighs like the lil slut he is <3 🤭 - @stvharrngton

not ADDING THE GLASSES IN!!! ur being so mean to me. i truly think he’s somewhere between ‘completely oblivious to how good he looks’ & ‘does it specifically to rile you up’

that morning is one of the oblivious times, he’s like leaning on the counter on his forearms and rubbing at his eyes to try wake up, taking tiny sips of coffee and he still thinks you’re blissfully asleep so he gets a lil surprise when ur cold fingers are suddenly creeping along his midriff- he’ll murmur a lil ‘y’scared me honey’ but even as he does he’s stealing one of your hands and pressing a soft kiss to your fingers and it’s like ??? what the fuck man it’s like he’s trying to melt you ??? dressed like this in the morning, paired with his morning voice and those stupid socks and tiny shorts?? i would indeed manoeuvre onto the counter for a makeout jfc (but not before jokingly trying all the moves he’s used on u before— ‘cmon steve, jump in my arms, legs around my waist’ ‘i really don’t think—‘ ‘do it! i’m trying to seduce u sir’ ‘oh for christ’s sake’) (he clings onto u for a total of 3 seconds before u both collapse in laughter and only then do u press him against the counter with a real good kiss)

[fushiglow]

Me: 'aw no i shouldnt read a fic set in the music industry, it'll get me sad about abandoning my own dreams; nope nuhuh, apologies, moving on' -> fast forward a few weeks -> i see ur fic pop up every now n then on both ao3 n tmblr, tempting me to read it -> fast forward again, it's tday -> i end up caving in eventually when i see it on my dash again; checked out the first chapter while having lunch earlier. Got H o o k e d by ur narrative. And so i inhaled two more chaptrs a sec ago while commuting back home aaaaand lil old me proceeded to be WILDLY inspired by ch4 shenanigans and immediately i >Needed< to relisten to the Liszt performance, seeing it anew yet again, and then also dug up some soundtracks i made once upon a time when id been fooling around w the idea of expressing myself thru music -> fast forward again, im home now, n getting all giddy ab it, cheeks flushed n feeling alive, i tell u - im about to dust my piano n just smash at the keys for the till-now-abandoned fun of it, first time in forever. (It won't be good, but it'll be real, it'll be me.) I just. I feel the raw emotion in your fic and it made my heart pound while reading it. You >get it< jfc. (Also satosugu n others work So Well in ur story, so in character, u make it look so natural, as if jjk had always been ab music production and not a grimdark shounen). I only just finished the 4th chapter and im not caught up yet, but i couldnt have waited to tell u my thoughts so. There goes!! ((Also even months later im still deeply wounded by canon so i feel like im irrevocably dysregulated when it comes to engaging w satosugu haha, apologies if i come off strong. U just combined two passions of mine into one fic and im feeling So Fucking Grateful i wanna kiss u on the forehead and bless u for seven generations forward. Again - i havent yet finished what u've already dished out (bless ur soul for posting ur work holyhell) so ima come back when i have more unhinged thoughts as i read. Your writing is so On Point i can't contain myself (my heart is singing w joy because when i connect w the writing style i connect HARD. And lemme tell u, your style is both intense and light and professional and that's my fav combo, ima go n cry over my piano now bye. Until next time, ily sm) (also sorry about this longass ask, it was meant to be a oneliner but it got away from me bc.. Emotions, damn) -royce

Oh... Um...

Excuse me while I fucking cry over MY piano, what the actual fuck 😭 I think this is the biggest compliment I could possibly receive, you have NO FUCKING IDEA how happy it makes me to read that my fic inspired you to sit down at the piano again, holy shit???

cheeks flushed n feeling alive, i tell u - im about to dust my piano n just smash at the keys for the till-now-abandoned fun of it, first time in forever. (It won't be good, but it'll be real, it'll be me.)

I am sobbing and kicking my feet all at once at this image, I love you I love you I love you. Please tell me, how did it go?? Did you have fun? Did it feel good? God, I hope it did!!! 😭

I started writing this fic to heal some of my own hurt about leaving a career in music behind, so I'm writing this for people like you and me. You're my ideal reader and you couldn't POSSIBLY come off too strong. PLEASE come back with your unhinged thoughts, I will gladly scream with you about this — in fact, I'm desperate to do exactly that!

Royce, you're everything. Thank you so much for all your lovely words about my writing too, this soothes all of my doubts about deciding to post something so deeply self-indulgent all those months ago. This is for YOU 🫶

as if jjk had always been ab music production and not a grimdark shounen

Also, what do you mean? That's what it's about, isn't it? 👀

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

thousand autumns donghua, episode 8~

OHHH he's the junior preceptor?? what an interesting title!! i have no idea what it means!! is that like 'guoshi' from tian guan ci fu, perhaps?? a similar title, maybe?? WAIT THE OLD MAN IS BULLYING BIRBS??? UNACCEPTABLE. I WILL PECK OUT HIS EYES >:V oh so they're competing for Number One Temple now?? have they already decided on the top ten brothels and five-star inns of the jianghu?? are the temples the only thing left to be ranked?? lol yan wushi curled up on the other side of the table before he stands up looks so fecking funny, i wish i could take a screenshot, he's like a lil purple daruma 🤣 SHEN QIAO IS OUTRAGED!! yws: why do u care what those losers do?? btw u lost this game so u have to do my chores >:) shen qiao: i mean….i guess i'll do it :/ ilu announcer man whose job is to shout the guests' names jfc shen qiao u couldn't even be bothered to dress up?? put on a different jacket or something?? ok then i actually find the random 'normal looking' side character and bg characters to be a bit more pleasing to look at than the super-pretty main dudes lol. might just be personal taste tho 😅 UH-OH HE LOOKS FOREIGN. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ngl he's kind of hot tho Duan Wenyang is STYLISH AF. vaguely menacing, but TOGGED TO THE BRICKS, as they say!! (idk anyone who actually says this) dwy: OH CHIEF DISCIPLE?? u can be our witness!! sq: im blind :/ WHY DO FIGHTS ALWAYS BREAK OUT WHEN PPL ARE EATING owo who dis??? he's even MORE stylish!!! wow ;A; the old man splayed out over his divan like a TART, robes hanging open like a TART, his hair LOOSE and FREE like a TART honestly i have the most fun with the fight scenes and watching yan wushi menace random ppl for his own amusement OH SHIT ITS JGY'S BIG BRO i don't TRUST HIM, he wears a HAT and MISTREATS MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS >:( yws: wow, ur such a creep. #cancelled BIG JGY U STOP HURTING THAT POOR INSTRUMENT!! is that a qin?? it makes such a pretty sound ;A; i want oneeeeee ;A; OOOOH PHOENIX POWERS!! YWS IS SUCH A BADASS OH MY GOOOODDDDD!!! HOLY SHIT!! GET EM OLD MAN, SHOW EM WHAT'S WHAT!!! WELL DONE!!! :DDD yeessssss MORE FIGHT SCENES!!! duan wenyang has got a whip and the li qingyu has got a really pretty sword!!! dwy: see y'all another time! :D poor shen qiao has to keep telling ppl that he's not the chief anymore, that can't be easy on him ;A; OH LOOK DWY IS BACK. i guess when he said 'another time' he meant 'in ten minutes' lol GET EM SHEN QIAO!! li qingyu thought shen qiao was a bad dude??? wtf??? WHO HAVE U BEEN LISTENING TO. WHO COULD CALL MY SWEET SHEN QIAO A BAD DUDE. HE'S LITERALLY SO INOFFENSIVE??? god the music SLAPS OH CRAP HE BROKE THE BAMBOO STICK----OOH NICE CATCH!!! lmao shen qiao immediately showing the other guy up after praising him for his good martial arts 🤣 HE'S SO POLITE. I LOVE SHEN QIAO lmaooo li qingyu seems quite nice as well, 'u can stay with us instead of the old man, if u like, we don't mind! :D' ASDFGHGFDS THIS KID WANTS TO PAINT SHEN QIAO 'bro ur like. SO HOT. LIKE A CELESTIAL BEING. WAY HOTTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. LET ME PAINT U PLS ;A;' i roast him, but as an artist i understand his pain 😔 sometimes u see someone so beautiful, u really can't help urself 😔 OH I SEE. duan wenyang and kehan dude and big jgy are all IN LEAGUE with each other!! innnnch restinggggg 👀👀 DON'T TRUST THE JGY SHAPED MAN, FELLAS. DON'T U SEE HIS HAT. DIDN'T U SEE WHAT HE DID TO THAT INSTRUMENT. IT'S A BAD IDEA ALL ROUND u know yan wushi barely evil laughed AT ALL during this episode. how disappointing 😔

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

jfc i just had to read the most piss poor thing in the world

so a post was talkin bout mental health struggles in regards to all the horrific things happening in the world atm & one person had reblogged it essentially saying that struggling mentally isnt an excuse not to take a stand against atrocities being committed which like yeh i agree with...

where this person lost me was this part:

like... how can i make it clear that how you are remembered should not factor into whether or not you do activism...

that is literally just performative activism my guy wtf???

it's also guilt trippy as fuck which feels like completely undermines the point they were making about forcing yourself to stand up for the rights of others despite the mental and emotional toll it takes on you (in a big way because those actually affected by the conflict dont have the luxury of being able to distract themselves from it), except now they've made it about how you're remembered? or whether you've been a brave good lil boy like you're some fucking dog i just... what?????

i think it also leads to people feeling like the only way they can get a Good Grade in Activism(tm) is by immediately sharing all the popular posts about an issue without actually taking the time to look into things and discover any misinformation potentially being spread (and like look i'm guilty of this too, it's why i now actively try and avoid spreading anything political on here without knowing the full context because i've been caught out before in a web of lies that doesnt fucking help anyone...)

idk... it just fucking bothered me...

(not referring to the conflicts specifically cos i dont wanna clog up the tags cos tumblr rly likes putting ur posts in tags of things even if u dont fucking tag the thing uhhhh)

[sparkedblaze]

big ask i know BUT

whats ur favorite thing about each character in ur pinned post 👀👀

*deep breath*

Albert: I love his sass and his general assholery

Elmer: Sunshine boi™️

Jack: Angsty artist looking for a better life far away from where he is (relatable)

Davey: Again, sassmaster9000

Les: Such a little asshole, thinks the world of Jack and Davey, absolutely becomes King of Brooklyn

Mush: Sunshine boi 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Delanceys: I’m not even gonna say anything about them here. I have DOZENS of posts

Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Stu Podmore, and Pandora Lovegood very special cases bc I really like the versions that I rp on Instagram (very much not canon fuck jkr)

Leo Valdez: Feels like a 3rd (or 7th) wheel all the time. Stupid jokes to cope with pain. He was my first pathetic little man

Luke Castellan: Y’all know I love villains. And the twist in the first book and then the way he moves and acts throughout the rest of the series??!!! I love him (also I wanted him to step on me when I was younger but that’s neither here nor there)

Frank Zhang: HES SUCH A TEDDY BEAR AND SO PROTECTIVE OF HIS FRIENDS 😭😭😭I LOVE HIM SM

Dabi: THE STORY?!?! ARE YOU FKING KIDDING ME?!?! BRUH IM CAUGHT UP ON THE MANGA AND HOLY FUCK DUDE

Shoto: I love him for the same reason I loved Zuko as a kid (*reminder to self watch ATLA again). He was cold and distant because of his past but has this beautiful arc about making friends he didn’t expect and coming out of his shell.

Iwaizumi Hajime: Asshole. Doesn’t put up with Oikawa’s shit. That’s enough for me 💀 Has been my husband since high school 🥰

Nishinoya Yuu: HIM SMILE SO BIG AND HIM REALLY WIDDLE AND HIM SAVE SO GOOD

Joe: 🤤🤤🤤 *clears throat* Sorry um. He’s good at cooking and he can sk8 real good and his husband is really good with technology

John Laurens: He’s so cute and devoted to the cause and LAURENS INTERLUDE MAKES ME S O B

Pip: I love Phillip so much 😭😭HES SO GOOD AT RAPPING AND SO PASSIONATE

Usnavi: I love how much he cares. I talked more about it in that ask post, but I just love him sm

Benny: THE RIFF MAN. HES SUCH A SIMP AND I LOVE HIM

JD: Ohohohoho more villains. I always attach to villains. Always always always.

Heather Chandler: See: JD, BUT ALSO THEY TURNED HER MEMORY INTO SOMETHING GOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Michael Mell: YOU DESERVED BETTER. IVE ADOPTED HIM AS MY SON AND IF ANYONE THINKS MICHAEL MELL WASNT THE BEST FUCKING FRIEND JEREMY HEERE EVER HAD YOURE GONNA CATCH THESE FUCKING HANDS BECAUSE HE WAS THE BEST AND HE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER 😤

Katherine Howard: HER SONG FUCKING SLAPS AND THE SASSINESS LIVE LEAVES ME MELTING 🫠

Anne of Cleves: AGAIN. BANGIN SONG. SASSINESS LIVE. AND I GOT TO DANCE WITH HER WHEN WE WENT TO SEE IT LIVE. SHE GAVE ME HEART HANDS. T W I C E

Justin Laboy: Simp: the Sequel. My mans is just so relatable. Working hard to get into college and throwing it all away. Just for some 🍃

Emmett Forest: DWEEBUS. NERD ALERT. ILYSFM. STANDS UP TO CALLAHAN FOR ELLE. HANDLES CALLAHANS DIVORCE (on his wife’s side obv) ARE YOU BFFR?!?!

Janis: So raise your riiiiight f i n g e r- YES BITCH PREACH. FUCK GENDER ROLES. DONT PUT UP WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT YOU.

Christopher Diaz: I only just met this little shitstick but I LOVE HIM. HE HAS SO MUCH RIZZ JFC. EVERYONE LOVES HIM (and I can’t blame them????) HES JUST A LIL GUY

Athena Grant: MOM. SHES SUCH A MOM. AND SHES A GOOD MOM. AND ACAB SHOULD APPLY TO HER BUT IT DOESNT

[moon-ursidae]

SESSION #8!

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH TLOU GAMES AND THE HBO SERIES HERE SO BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!!!

it’s been over a month since i last played…

this semester has been kicking my ASS and i’m at the point where i do NOT give a fuck. and i finally have the urge to play this game. so yknow. let’s pick it back up!

total play time: a lil over 4 hours!

okay so the last i remember was that i had J U S T started the abby section

i’m excited to see laura bailey’s acting

this section is called “tracking lesson”

4 years earlier! as abby!

so in the timeline this is one year before ellie’s bday flashback!

this feels odd

like i’m trying to be positive about it

but i just- it’s hard man

this is gorgeous also holy shit i missed this

I LOVE LAURA BAILEY

just hearing her voice makes me all warm and fuzzy

ooo zoo lights pamphlet!

WAIT WHAT DOES ABBY HAVE IN HER BAG ALREADY

omg there’s a letter from mel :(

and a drawing from owen??

“i’ve trued to draw you sleeping, but these damn hands just can’t capture your mesmerizing beauty.” i would find this kinda cute if it wasn’t from owen

he just makes me uncomfy idk

also how much older is he than abby?

wait how old is abby hold up i gotta look this up

okay so she’s 20 in seattle so she’d be 17 rn

there’s no exact age for owen but the approximation is in his mid 20s in seattle

i was slightly concerned bc owen looks so much older than abby and just thinking about how they were together when she was 17 i was like -_- hmmmmm

ANYWAY

that is a TINY ass coin holy shit

SO UR TELLIN ME ELLIE’S THING IS BRIGHT CARDS AND ABBY’S IS TINY ASS COINS??

there’s no way that my horrible ass eyes are finding all of these

i’ll be surprised if i find any after this

goddamnit. they’re trying to make me feel empathetic about their relationship

it’s not happenin

ohhh so the coin thing is bc of her dad

still i’m not falling for this

this is a cool ass playground

NOOOO THE ZEBRA

i fucking love this track btw it’s so good

THE HOSPITAL.

UR JOKING.

WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT.

THIS IS DURING PART 1??????????????

OH FUCK.

THE WAY THAT MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

MARLENE!!!!!

“and what if this was abby?” she’s asking the good questions here

depending on his answer, this is what is gonna seperate him from joel.

FUUUCK.

i wanna hear his answer bro

and collateral playing here?? so good

“i’m gonna go tell joel” HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

“if it was me, i’d want you to do the surgery” well ya see abby you can make that choice rn, ellie cannot

oh god. oh god. the sirens jfc

THIS FUCKING HALLWAY MAN I’VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES

FROM SO MANY DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES

oh shit

AND THEN BACK TO THE FUCKING CABIN

PLEASE DON’T WITH THIS BRO

I’M CRYING ALREADY

I HAD TO PAUSE AFTER HEARING ELLIE GO “joel..” LITERALLY BEGGING FUCKNSKABSKSBSKS

GODDAMNIT

SEEING HIM FROM ABBY’S POV THIS TIME??? INSTEAD OF ELLIE’S???

what if i vaulted off the side of a bridge?? what then???

FEELING THE VIBRATION IN THE CONTROLLER FROM THE FUCKING IMPACT IS ACTUALLY THE WORST.

THE WORST.

ellie’s cries :(

fuckin seattle day 1 i guess

showing me that again, and then making me play her immediately afterwards is so fucked

so fucked

jesus fucking christ man

hmm that weather chick talking aboutna storm was right maybe you should have paid more attention to that or sumn bc it’s COMING

jesus she’s fucking massive

like her arms are the size of texas jesus christ

WAIT THIS IS THE TV STATION

the math is mathing

omg manny and the teacher? so funny

the way she was like “hey manny” immediately put 2 and 2 together LMAO

the kids are so cute

the butterflies everywhere just remind me of sarah after watching the show :(

manny wants sumn spicy let’s see what’s up

i’m gonna get him something not spicy bc he had the audacity to spit on joel

i heard sam riegel

maybe yuri lowenthal??

that kinda sounded kike taliesin jaffe at the table where they’re playin a board game???

wait this is some tea he must know the girl w the ps vita bc he’s playing w it rn

and also he’s going to the seravena 👀

TRAVIS WILLINGHAM I HEAR YOU

omg there’s ppl talking about the seraphites at one table

there’s so many voice actors here that i recognize but cannot name it’s aggravating me

YEAAAA SAM RIEGEL I HEAR YOUUUU

talkin about a book w wizards and magic hahaha

abby uses pine scented soaps? slay

manny cutting the line

he would

abby walking around w a single lil burrito w her hulking arms is so funny

omg wait manny what’s the tea between mel and abby???

WAIT I HEAR SOMETHIN ABOUT A MLM RELATIONSHIP

LBBTQIA+ REPRESENTATION IS ALL OVER THIS GAME I LOVE

wait i totally missed hearing manny and his dad talk

FUCK

this is weird hearing about how people wanted joel dead while she’s eating a goddamn fucking burrito.

what the fuck

wait is this her room?? her room alone??

oh wait shit her and manny are roomates

i thought abby gave them the key to some room on base grounds

not THEIR room lmao

looks like manny’s a photography buff oml there’s supplies to develop film and different camera lenses

there’s a bunch of different movies and some anime cool cool cool

and they designate who does dishes what day lmao

THE BRA lmao

omg wait this picture above abby’s bed was in her dad’s office

holy fuck they have an OPERATION huh? jfc

that’s crazy

mel looks so pregnant :((

“why would it be up to owen” SLAY MEL

ARE THOSE COWS??

SOME MFIN MOO MOOS???

THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FOOD HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT I FOUND A COIN??

i fucking LOVE world building like this

i would spend SO MUCH time here if i could

there’s so many details it’s crazy

THE DOGS :(

WE’RE TAKING A DOG???

NOOOO DUDE :((

I’M PLAYING FETCH WITH A DOG OH MY GOD

THIS IS GONNA HURT ME LATER HUH??

BEAR IS SO CUTE :(

THEY HAVE SHEEP???

sheep… 😭😭😭

JOEL😭😭

also the way they’re setting up mel to be more of a pacifist? so good

makes what happens later worse

I HEARD LIAM O’BRIEN IN THE NPCS REPAIRING GUNS

okay woah this gun is different

kinda plays though

ANOTHER COIN?

WTF

how the fuck do they get all of these tires and ammo

this is insane

YEAAAA MEL IS PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER TEAAAAAAAA

owen still loves abby bro

he wants her and not the woman CARRYING HIS BABY

men 🙄

SERAPHITES???

OH SHIT

TRUCK CRASH

IS MEL OKAY???

IS THE DOG OKAY???

IT HASN’T BEEN 5 MINUTES OUT OF THE COMPOUND

okay i thought these coins were gonna be hard to find

kentucky coin!

there’s enough stuff to make a pipe bomb?? oddly convenient to point that out manny

there’s gonna be infected in here i feel it in my bones

the halloween stuff :(

that same goddamn frankenstein statue :(

i just heard infected bro i was so right

i forgot how intense this shit is

so it is manny that likes anime

i fuckin knew that shelf was gonna collapse

SHAMBLER???

i’m so scared to use my bombs around the dog

damn not a single hammer in here for me?

i love manny trying to get them to talk

GOD THIS IS GORGEOUS

MASSACHUSETTS COIN WOOO

i went to boston in the summer many years ago and it was awful

the heat was so bad and it was just amplified in the city

plymouth was super dope though

ANYWAY

OOOOOOOOOO seeing their perspectives on what caused the truce between seraphites and wlf to end

the kids killed some wlf, and so they killed those kids

and mel doesn’t like that at all, but manny and abby justify it and stand by it

interesting considering their perspectives on jackson

hmmmm

good stuff naughty dog

ABBY BOOSTING THE MAN UP

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

oh my god i forgot about abby’s fear of heights

ABBY’S STRONG HOLY SHIT

i don’t like how the music and ambience just changed when entering this boat workshop

WORKBENCH WOOO

stability please i sway like a goddamn tree

ooo and recoil this slays

JOEL DESERVED WORSE???

ya’ll need to keep your mouths SHUT around me

ANUTHA COIN BABY WHERE’S IT FROM?

😱😱😱😱 O-H BABY LET’S GOOOOOOO

W THE WRIGHT BROTHERS FLYER ON IT BIRTHPLACE OF AVIATION LET’S GOOOOOOOO

i’m from ohio if you can’t tell

REMINDS YOU OF OWEN’S BOAT?

unfortunately me too mel..

mel is better than i am bc i would never climb a rope pregnant jfc

SAFE CODE WOOOOO

INDANA COIN WOO

but where’s the safe?

SPOTTED

ooooo hunting pistol

AND A WRENCH LET’S GO

this is all ao fucking gorgeous jesus christ

so many seraphites!!!

DUDES IN TRUCKS TO THE RESCUE

awe abby helping mel :(

alice wondering where mel’s going :(

oh optional dialogue??

omg they’re sharing count of monte cristo haha

SAM RIEGEL AND MATT MERCER AND TALIESIN JAFFE?!!!!

MARISHA RAY?!!!

LIAM O’BRIEN???

CRITICAL ROLE CAST ALL TOGETHER HERE EXCEPT FOR TRAVIS AND ASHLEY 🥹🥹❤️

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THERE’S 2 PEOPLE BY THE RADIO THAT SAY THE SCHOOL HAS GONE QUIET

IT’S ELLIE

THAT’S SO COOL

IT’S THE PS VITA GIRL

HER NAME’S WHITNEY AHHHH

HOTLINE MIAMI

“really hard.. really good too” HOTLINE MIAMI HAHAHA

they’re being sent to a hospital huh?👀

seeing how all of this shit connects is soooooo crazy

OH SHIT IT’S NORA

holy fuckin shit this is a lot of bodies

oh shit wait danny was posted w owen

abby’s WORRIED holy fuck

god laura bailey is so good

are we ever gonna fucking see isaac jesus christ

i keep finding notes and hearing aboutnisaac but never seeing that bastard

LETTER

sgt. foster?? like brian w foster?? hmmmm

SOUTH CAROLINA COINNN

god the way the people in these cages scramble and turn away when you walk up to them :(

oh shit i actually will see isaac

HE’S been doing all of this to people??? goddamn.

this guy’s got his parts cut off :(

these poor people jesus christ

bro he’s scary

lead the first wave???

they’re fully gonna kill ALL of them???

“when are he and danny getting back?” oh she’s good

and he sees right through the bullshit haha

the salt lake crew? interesting

owen shot danny?? to protect a seraphite?? hmmmmmmm

abby don’t be so quick to judge you’ll be doin the same goddamn thing

3 years earlier!!!

so this is the same year as the birthday flashback!

damn she got buff FAST then bc she’s still fairly lean on muscle here

abby what’s ur workout regime?? i want my arms to look like that

i also still don’t like owen

again, i LOVE laura bailey

UGH i love the music

this is gorgeous

this reminds me A LOT of the music that played while going through the robert section by the docks at the beginning of part 1

the way that they’ve never been to an aquarium lmao

WAIT abby going through the aquarium while ellie goes through the museum :(

THIS IS GORGEOUS

UUUGH just the thought of swimming in that fucking tank is triggering my thalassophobia

oh god it’s THE boat

awe there’s kid stuff :(

this is fucking awesome

i wanna go to the aquarium and zoo now

max’s place

i’m getting heavy ish vibes

does going in here progress the game?? i wanna go upstairs!

it’s fuckin locked anyway haha

is the family infected? i hope not that’d be hella sad

seeing her perspective on things makes it so obvious of why she wanted to go after joel. abby’s a lot like ellie at the beginning of left behind. how she defended fedra. and now abby’s doing the same.

owen sees it as a “how are we better than them?” and he’s kinda right

into max’s place!

hey owen legally i cannot go into this elevator shaft bc i have VERY BAD memories associated with it okay? okay

holy shit wait this is awesome

SEA LION

WITH SPOTS

“don’t be sorry. talk to me” okay that was kinda sweet

and how he tried to break the tension by joking

IT’S ABOUT JOEL???

UR THINKING ABOUT FINDING AND KILLING JOEL WHILE KISSING YOUR MAN??

HUH??

THAT’S why she got buff as hell. she wanted to make sure that he couldn’t overpower her

so that she could have the upper hand

goddamn.

cool sequence!

alright i’m gonna end here bc it’s fucking 6am lmao

i’m excited and scared to get more into this! there’s still A LOT of game left to get through though haha

i’m not sure when i’m gonna play next, hopefully soon!

[jentlemahae]

ur so right about yeahx3! love the lyrics and i like that it's something completely different for bp but the 80s sound has been done atp so... 👀 if it had been on the album i think i'd like it a lot more. ik it'll hit different live but rn it's just meh to me. like it's fine but that's it. hard to love is also 80s inspired but it's more subtle so it's not too outdated. it's just a funky lil song, yk? however i am a byw and rfl hater, those songs are sooooo outdated jfc, why were they released?

yeahx3 is nice and everything but i’m just so tired of every album having the mandatory 80s disco song that has nothing to do with the rest of the record, all bcs the producers want to chase on a trend that has been overdone by now . hard to love is great bcs the inspiration is vintage/retro but it’s not too tied to a specific era (imo) and it’s not reliant on disco synths (aka the enemy) (and imo is a great example of how to chase the retro trend but doing it right). byw aged like milk but i think it sounds good in the whole of the album and sounds dated in a quirky way so i can close my eyes .. rfl is just terrible no matter how u look at it

[henclair]

i’m emo so in tags is a love list

[impossible-rat-babies]

maybe in ‘22 ppl can start being normal about IF again

[the8gates]

Naruto Characters and What Music I Think They Would Listen To Pt.1

Naruto

-You know those popular boys from school? The emoji tracksuit kids that like dunked on you when you walked through a door?

-Those vibes

-He listens to almost exclusively mainstream rap. It has to be ����🔥🔥 ya know? 

-Always talking about the new Drake album or the new Kanye album. LOVES Chance the Rapper and Childish Gambino i just see it in his eyes. 

Sasuke

-This fuckin guy

-See, my knee jerk reaction is like your emo classics. Pierce the Veil, MCR, Linkin Park. Screamo. Metal. 

-But no. We have similar temperaments and I think that kind of music would actually irritate him. 

-I think he’s emo but more mainstream soundcloud rapper emo. Lil Peep, $UICIDEBOY$, Lil Uzi Vert. LOVES XXXTentacion.

-Post screenshots of what he’s listening to on his snapchat story and you just know the boy is going THROUGH it.

Sakura

-OKAY so HERE is your rock and roll/metal baddie!!!

-hear me out. when she’s young its all pop. like y2k pop with R&B leanings. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, etc. you get the idea

-but after training under Tsundae she picks up rock. starts with some classic rock at first, then slowly progresses. 

-this girl loves Metallica and Black Sabbath. she just loves rock. Zeppelin, AC/DC, Five Finger Death Punch. All of it. I will not be taking any criticism. 

-windows down in the car, headbanging always. 

Kakashi

-this one is a little difficult to nail down

-a part of me just wants to throw him in the pool of doesn't really care and will listen to anything

-i think he’s got a different playlist for every mood

-R&B sexy playlist with the Weeknd and some Justin Timberlake (yes he thinks that's sexy), soft sad boy hours playlist with Post Malone and Russ, a party mix with some your standard frat boy bops.

-overall, he listens to a lot of popular music

Yamato/Tenzou

-another tough one to nail down!!!

-i truly think Yamato is a man of all tastes as well

-however.... i get country music vibes???

-not like new, pop, country. but the classics. Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton.

-he also likes jazz! and big band/swing. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. What i would refer to as whiskey drinkin music. kinda classy and fun

Sai

-girl

-i truly do not know

-the man is an enigma

-i think once he joins team 7 and kinda strays away from the foundation he’s gonna be all about trying new stuff

-so one day he’s listening to Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran and Ariana Grande. Radio pop, entry level shit

-and the next time you see him its songs he heard on tiktok exclusively

-eventually he’s down a rabbit hole, consuming music in mass quantities and he’s into Crystal Castles and Grimes. Then next week its Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Then it’s Judas Priest and Guns N Rose. 

-everyone just gives up trying to keep track

Shikamaru

-oh its male manipulator music ALLLL DAY

-tame impala, mac demarco, the front bottoms, arctic monkeys, modern baseball, the smiths

-you get the idea

-dont necessarily think he's the ‘male manipulator’ type but he’s def the edgy smoking cigs and listening for the lyrics type

-i don't have to go into detail here you know I'm right

Ino 

-see, her and Sakura go down similar paths

-she started off with the y2k bubblegum pop phase but her progression is a little more understandable

-shes your typical indie (except they aren't really indie) pop darling. Lana Del Rey, Lorde, Marina and Diamonds, Melanie Martinez, the 1975.

-what I'm saying is she was definitely on tumblr in 2014 and just never moved past that phase (did any of us tbh)

-as time goes on though she starts to branch out a lil. loves the mainstream women of rap! Cardi B, Megan thee Stallion, Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat. constantly bopping

Choji

-i couldn't find any gifs of this cutie smiling and that's a crime i want addressed RIGHT NOW

-but music wise?? i mean he’s a sweetheart right?? genuinely likes pop music! Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Katy Perry. HUGE Bruno Mars fan surprisingly 

-i can see him just bopping his head along to the radio, just vibing and not being picky. loves a good ballad. Sam Smith, John Legend.

-hes just having a good time 

Hinata

-queen of yearning and pining

-girl in red, mitski, HOZIER

-i feel like her playlist just looks like someone let a closeted queer girl put it together

-ABBA, St. Vincent, Florence + the Machine

-also just soft pop vibes. she’s defo posting sunset videos with the Lumineer’s playing in the background. HEAVY cottage core inspo

Shino

-here is your true emo king

-the trinity of course. P!ATD, MCR, Fallout Boy

-then Twenty One Pilots, Paramore, GORRILAZ

-he gives me also like art kid vibes as he gets older? Weezer, Wallows, Cage the Elephant. you know the type

Kiba

-kinda smilar to Naruto tbh

-but it HAS to be FIRE. no sad music! bass turned up and LOUD always

-i feel like he even went through a dubstep phase. 

-hes the guy in the mcdonalds drive thru ‘you know what I'm here for’ *blasts Sicko Mode* 

-some stand out faves are Travis Scott, Tyler, the Creator, Kendrick Lamar, Freddie Dredd

-he’s actually pretty cool tbh

Rock Lee

-yall ever been to a football game and they play the same hype songs over and over? ever seen a workout montage in an 80s movie?

-thats this boy. he’s just constantly listening to workout playlists. Eye of the Tiger, Livin’ on a Prayer, Welcome to the Jungle

-outside of that, i would think some of his favorite artists would be things Gai would listen to. Billy Joel, Bon Jovi, the BEASTIE BOYS, Foreigner, Aerosmith

-what I'm trying to say is he listens to the same music ur dad listens to

Neji

-fucking music SNOB

-’you've probably never heard of them’ headass

-and then its like the strokes or vampire weekend or some shit jfc

-male manipulator music part two but 100% fits the stereotype. hes gonna leave you on read and then cry to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. 

-some standout favorites are the Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, alt-J.

-likes some other stuff too. The White Stripes, The Black Keys, some Beck.

-decent taste if he wasn't such an a-hole about it!

Tenten

-ya know what

-hyper pop. 100 gecs, Charli XCX, CMten, SOPHIE, Slayyyter, A.G. Cook. 

-i would say she started off kinda like Ino, the 2014 tumblr pop stuff

-then that just got to be too boring. so now she's riding the wave of the super new age stuff. 

-neji fucking HATES it and grumbles all the time about ‘its just noise, how can you stand that’ and it only makes her like it more. 

[seijorhi]

asks :))

what i have learned today is that y’all wanna get fucked by some monsters...

What does nostos mean? What language is it in? 🤔 also I of course loved it, mind blown as usual queen

it’s ancient greek! it means homecoming, the idea of a triumphant return home for the hero after a long journey. i found it through looking at the root of nostalgia. in this fic of course it’s kind of a grim tongue in cheek play on it. the reader’s coming back to the mountains, but she’s running away after a bad breakup, and the welcome she gets is... shall we say less than ideal haha

Just read nostos-

First of all as a person who reads monster shit- hell ya. Mhm. That’s some good shit right there. That was DELICIOUS horror. It actually had me a bit nervous and afraid to read what was gonna happen next 😳

Secondly- omg I wanna know what happened next (at the end) 👀 know what I mean??? 😼

ANYWAY AS ALWAYS you never disappoint and your writing is fantastic (if/when you write horror yandere stuff again I’ll be there- frothing at the mouth. A+++++ work ILY💖)

you want me to write the monster porn, just say it bby ghfjdkshgfjkd but ty

Omfg that fic was so good!

Did the readers mom know about monster kuroo?? Or was she just worried because of the previous murder? And did Kuroo somehow manipulate reader into coming back to the forest or was it just a big coincidence? (👁👄👁 there's no such thing as a coincidence)

Looking forward to your future work <3

ty nonnie!! i didn’t have the right space for it, but after kohsuke was ripped apart and eaten kuroo stayed by the reader’s side until late in the night, only disappearing when he heard the reader’s parents/search party approaching. they found her lying in pools of blood (and scattered half eaten body parts), shaking and unresponsive – they knew no animal could’ve done something like that. so they knew something lurked in those woods, but considering the reader had repressed the memories, her mom couldn’t just come out and say it <33

You are an AMAZING horror writer!!!

The uneasiness I got from the conversations with the mom is just *chefs kiss*

A+++++

ahh thank you!! horror is such a hard genre to write because i’m never sure if the suspense and everything’s gonna hit right haha

I read Nostos before going to sleep last night and at the time I was like “sure hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” and thankfully it didn’t lol. But I think I’m willing to take that chance again because it’s so GOOD and I think I’m just going to have to relive it – @ohno-otome

fhdjgbfhjkdfn i’m glad it didn’t give you nightmares bby!! but i also appreciate that haha, i’m an absolute wimp with scary movies and stuff but i just can’t stop watching them haha

I just wanna say that I was listening to "You're a psychotic villain playlist" on youtube while reading Kuroo's oneshot and I can't explain the emotions I felt, but I'd let Kuroo do things to me asdfghjkl – @itishebihime-samaforyou

ooh nice! sometimes the right playlist makes things doubly as fun haha

OH MY GOD!?!?! Nostos was soooo GOOD?!?!? Like it was so creepy (but in a good way), and scary and suspenseful!! And the ending!?!? Omggg honestly one my fav fics from you!! You did my mans Kuroo justice 🥺💖💕

TYYYYYYY i was genuinely concerned i was gonna scare everybody off haha

Ah! The new fic! Chiefs kiss! Magnificent! Bravo!🧚‍♀️✨🧞‍♀️🦖🦭🌹💫

tysm nonnie!!! <33

i’m pretty sure i’m in the same/similar timezone as you? and i do be staying up late to be one of the first to read your fics (i usually stay up late anyways). so imagine my surprise when i see you post in the afternoon. in conclusion, whether you post to align with your european and american readers’ timezone, my gmt+10 arse will still be one of the first to read your fics. also nostos sjdufigyyjf i have to admit, i recently just found out about monster fucking and nostos scratched the itch😫 i feel bad for kohsuke though

bby i always post at like 2-4 in the morning please get some sleep!! the fics will be there in the morning lmao. i kinda low key forget about my aussie/gmt+10 followers because i think there’s like... 3 of you haha

Honestly if i could give u a dollar everytime i got off to your fics, you'd probably be rich by now

lmao the idea that people find my fics hot enough to get off to still blows my mind lol

your newest kuroo fic was so SO good!! its totally okay if you dont want to answer this so you can keep things ambiguous but is monster kuroo planning on killing the reader after he's...done with them

thank you, bby!! but no, monster kuroo isn’t gonna eat her – he’s had plenty of chances to do that if that’s what he wanted, but he has other plans for the poor reader

RHI, I WANT TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM OKAY WITH MORE MONSTER FUCKING IN THE FUTURE. i also want to say im not a monster fucker, but that just feels like a lie at this point. okay, now that that's off my chest, i love it. the mystery, the connections of kuroo to a cat. kuroo's probably gonna go and batter around his prey once they're under his grip like my cat does. hopefully the reader will come out somewhat unscathed, if they are ever allowed to leave 😌 love this, love how different it is, the way kuroo just tries to weasel in. very monster and yandere vibes, very you. have i said i love this yet?? id willingly let him get me drunk on his cock, maybe never leave the peace of the mountains again

‘i want to say that i’m not a monster fucker’ bby the denial will get you nowhere haha. just lean in and embrace it hgfjkdlkfgjnkdl ahh but thank you this is such a sweet ask ILY!!!

Omg omg the monster thing kuroo was in ur latest fic is so familiar to me abdhdmfnjfjf. I remember being told abt a monster with VERY SIMILAR characteristics to it (aka the not being able to go inside a house unless invited and using fire to lure ppl out) AND JFC IT TERRIFIED ME. Esp how when i told ppl around me and they didnt recognize what it was, but it was somehow known to the kid that told me abt it.

(Some ppl thought it was familiar but still didnt know what it was)

Do u know what im talking abt? Hopefully u do

-🥚

GHFJDK so the monster in this is kind of based off the nekomata spirit in japanese folklore - they can appear like people, torment victims by reanimating the corpses of their loved ones, they’ve been blamed for forest fires, so it was just fun to use that as a basis and then go buck wild haha. anyway thanks for the ask bby!

Rest In Peace Kohsuke, you would’ve loved Haikyuu season 5😔✊– @joyvstheworld

poor kohsuke deserved better, i’m just mean to the oc’s i throw into fics haha

Monsterfucking ❤❤❤❤❤❤ a little annoyed you're making me simp for yan Kuroo though (a vibe tho tbh). You're so extremely talented!!!! &

This is probably a stupid question, but how did Kageyama react when he couldn't find y/n? How is life with yan Suga? I imagine probably awful BUT yknow maybe the stockholm syndrome set in fast lmao. Sorry, I'm going on a binge reading your stuff. - @oracleofdin

i will not apologise for making you simp for kuroo he deserves it the man’s a snacc. and as far as your second question, suga’s a very caring, very smothering kinda yandere, so i guess in some ways it’s better than what the reader had with kageyama but... pick your poison haha

That was so good. I’m so shook rn I can’t comprehend anything but how good that was and how good a writer you are

TYSM NONNIE!!! <33

Ok, so, I just read Final Girl and the lil' ticket addition to it and just---

Well, ok I've been playing Dead by Daylight a lot lately? And I'm just picturing Tetsu as the newest killer "The Trickster" and I'm positively RANDY.

Your writing is ALREADY thirst inducing and just as satisfying, but this has SENT ME- If you're not familiar, please...

https://youtu.be/iowkiPobYYQ

Understand my thirst. (I'd also like to clarify, I use a different skin for him that gives him black hair and he looks like Kuroo with an undercut.)

~ @the-casual-hedonist 🌸

i love how feral y’all got for final girl kuroo. like bo and akaashi had his fans, but i put a spiked bat in kuroo’s hands and y’all lost your goddamn minds and i love to see it. fghdjkvhfjdkls thanks for the ask bby

idk why but I love preggo reader as long as I don't pretend it's me 😢✋ I hate babies n pregnancy anywhere else other than horny haikyuu fics

i think that’s a valid thing for a lot of fans. the idea of breeding is sexy, the actual getting pregnant and having a kid thing... not so much. but especially with non-con scenario’s, it’s more about the aspect on control than the actual desire to have kids. but yeah, i feel you

Sorry to bother but uh was just wondering in fracture did Osamu kill his wife or was it actually an “unfortunate event” ? Love your work btw!!

he most certainly did :))

LMFAO RHI i totally get not liking cheating/infidelity fics (towards reader) bc IT HIRTS ME SO BAD I CANNOT HANDLE THOSE.

id be reading fics those fics like: tf you mean my yandere aimt gonna baby me and only want me??🤨🤨🤨⁉️‼️

EXACTLY! listen i get that it’s a fucked up fantasy, but in my fucked up fantasy you damn well better have the decency to be loyal smh

Finders keepers is the most beautiful thing I've read by you: I read it twice like I normally do and here's what I figured out the second time (that's when I analyze it and find the little tidbits of things that are much darker than they appear (: )

To start I LOVE THE DETAILS OF THEM NEVER TEACHING READER ANYTHING- at first I assumed "oh they might see her as a little sister or child or something" but realized thAT WAS THE ISSUE!! they infantilize her and isolate her from everyone but her group. the small details like that are what make the story amazing 😎💅

ahh thank you so much, nonnie!! pls this is making me soft 🥺

I just wanted to stop by and say that I love your writing and I hope you're doing well!!! Drink plenty of water and keep up the amazing work :) but seriously you're one of the best fanfic writers I've seen on tumblr! I read your "Imitation" piece about kuroo and i keep coming back to it, it's so good! I did want to ask if you think it'd be possible for the reader to ever escape with the baby (or at least attempt to). Or if Kenma would "help" at all just to put an end to kuroo's antics lmao

kenma would in no way help the reader, and tbh by that point if kuroo did get her pregnant, she’d be far too emotionally dependant on him to actually even want to leave, but thanks for the ask!

You know who I think would be a perfect Yandere in the JJK world? Choso.

🚨Spoilers Ahead🚨

After being locked in a glass jar for however long he was, and all that happened with his brothers, I feel like he would absolutely never let his darling out of his sight. He would be possessive. Obsessive. And Oh So delusional. Sure he’d be your anything - he truly is a softy - but to what end?🤤

choso would make an excellent yandere, ngl 😌

what au/troupe of your fav character(s) that you have written do you like the most?

(rlly hope this makes sense🙏)

i am always a slut for soulmate au’s :))

[mannatea]

gilbert... no, gustave.... 👀

patricia is hte death knight? mmmmaybe? hmmmmm

love that fleche the spy is still just hanging around

loved killing my old pals my old chums

annette went up and crit the shit out of edelgard though so that was cool

dimitri u got le stabbed because u are le dumb

oh cool

“they all died and left me behind” yeah and this man will too. it’s cause ur mediocre

“fuck off boi nobody died for you” lol

i’m like -_- about rodrigue because honestly like...kiiinda assumed he’d kick the bucket since he wasn’t fully recruitable to my knowledge and uhhh dimitri had to slow down his feral slobbering or i was gonna have to put him down myself, so. love it when characters die to calm down other characters that’s super fun. almost as fun as when they die to motivate them. /sarcasm

look at that, the man took a nap

his almost complete switch of personality is unsettling af

anyway everyone all “but what about rhea” i mean i get it but like...it’s been five years. what’s another couple months at this rate lol

oh hey felix called dimitri by name whoa wild

felix doesn’t seem that torn up about his dad’s death

i guess he

lol

died like a true knight

fINALLY sylvain is like, “i don’t know if i can forget the stuff dimitri did tho” cause like jfc was nobody gonna say that?? 

even felix is like surprisingly nice, though kinda pissed at the idea of people knowing that he feels that his dad woulda been glad to die if he could see how much it helped dimitri. bet that stings a bit, eh lad?

oh god so many supports...

catherine x dimitri C = “look at that young maiden wielding a giant lance! how adorable!” “i was thrown off by your haircut!” please tell me it was a bowl cut. but seriously that was a nice lil support

dedue x dimitri B = hhhhh goddamn this is the good stuff this is the delicious lord/vassal shit we love to see

ashe x dimitri B = it’s okay, good to see ashe’s heart being acknowledged as pure, especially by dimitri

mercedes x dimitri B = “teach me to sew!” lol ok i’d think this was cute but it’s mostly like...kinda eh to me. he’ll be a king he won’t need to know how to mend anything. i feel like this is just fluff without much thought in it, even if it’s pretty wholesome.

ingrid x dimitri B = “glenn truly loved you” damn boi right out the gate. also yikes at the shit ingrid is saying... i bet she’d have loved chatting it up with her former future father-in-law because they both really out there like “he died a true knight” i mean whatever brings you peace but JEEZ... stay away from felix. at least dimitri also thinks it’s fucked up LOL. but then ingrid immediately contradicts what rodrigue said when he died which is “glenn gave his life for you” HAHAHA geez. this conversation is mega cringe. finally though, ingrid is the one who is kinda messed up. honey ur living in a fantasy land even though you scolded ashe already that legends aren’t reality. :U

flayn x dimitri C = “there were a few suspiciously crunchy bits here and there” god it’s true then...dimitri doesn’t give a shit what he eats he has NO bar for food quality. son...do you not have tastebuds. this was cute tho. feels REAL fuckin weird after the timeskip tho.

dimitri x sylvain B = DIMITRI HIDING IN SYLVAIN’S ROOM LOL. okay sure. “it’s a what” “does she have a dagger, dimitri” “nobody’s ever accused you of being funny” goddamn sylvain i didn’t give you permission to bully dimitri but i guess it’s fair.

speaking of daggers are we gonna loot that from edelgard’s corpse later? that’d be fucked up

annette x dimitri B = okay but i want to hear the stories about how they were as littles

dimitri x gilbert c = was okay, not really that exciting if i’m being honest.

dimitri x felix B = that was weird, but thanks for the free sword lmfaoooo. i feel like this is at least going somewhere

annette x gilbert C = gOD okay they’re just gonna come right out and tell us gilbert has been pretending all this time he didn’t know her like WTF that’s so upsetting. “yet i am no father” cool now shut up and accept grace. “APOLOGIZE TO MOTHER” yeah seriously. gilbert, you’re an idiot.

god the sheer amount of supports is just overwhelming. and like. frustrating. just the tIME it takes to get through them. LOL

[teresa-moyocoyotzin]

5x07 live reactions

realizing 5 mins in i need to write my reactions as i go because i have so many thoughts already

- the first shot!!! QUEENPIN ALERT ahhhhhhhh

- george :( i hate whoever kicked him like he’s already **** jesus

- KELLYANNE YOU WHAT the last thing teresa did was put marcel in jail, betray him, and shoot his father figure.... and YOU INVITED HIM TO THE PARTY AT UR SAFEHOUSE??? bro.. dude.. babe... and neither james or pote is like um maybe he won’t be happy to see us kellyanne.. i mean they did say he wouldn’t want to come but i’m more worried abt him wanting revenge..

- uh how do u think it was in there dude... it’s prison

- ooooh james u like what u see 👀

- i’m sorry 2 seconds of jeresa and now i have to look at boaz burning george up :( at least he didn’t eat him jfc

- who’s this random dude

- oh ok lol (why is the plot so confusing lol)

- “welcoming” lmao

- mmmmm where’s castel (dead?)

- Who Are All These Random Dudes

- i have thoughts about all the 1 episode characters they’re introducing

- OH boaz plot okay

- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can u trust this random dude who’s bffs w boaz? can u tho? somehow i doubt it

- teresa don’t trust himmmmmmmmmmm

- they’ve said dumas isn’t gonna show too many times for something not to happen

- ooooh dumas :(

- oooooooooh james and teresa drinking togetherrrr

- they’re so cuteeeeeeeeeHOW ARE YOU !!!?

- Babe she’s not finally legit What are you saying she still runs the biggest coke cartel and is expanding it...... THOSE HEART EYES THOUGH

- TERESA’S LIL SMILE!!! THE MUSIC!! AHHH JAMES SAYING ITS BEEN QUITE A RIDE AND TERESA REMEMBERING HIM SAYING SOMETHING SIMILAR BEFORE HE LEFT IN PHOENIX AND YOU CAN SEE HER FEAR THAT HE’S GONNA LEAVE BUT THEY’RE ALSO BOTH REFLECTING ON EVERYTHING THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER okay i need a minute holy shit

- okay i watched that scene again because how could i not - the fact that she brings him a glass of champagne!! she went to find him! but she doesn’t even speak first, she didn’t have anything in particular to say, she just wanted to go stand with him 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰 and he turns as soon as he hears her approaching like i’m sure he recognizes her footsteps by now but i just ☺️😭

- “what is an ombudsman????” “no idea” THEY’RE TOO CUTE FUCK ME UP

- goddddd james’ face at the end

- oh shit i knew it

- boaz ahhhhhhhh i’m scared oh shit he’s hereeeeeeeeeeeee

- question: is boaz crazy enough to use the fentanyl laced coke???? yes probably

- they don’t know about george yet :(

- je suis scared

- mmmmmm this castel shit is shady

- oh no james is wearing white that’s not good

- oh babe george ain’t gonna answer

- wounded pets oh no

- i reiterate, james is wearing white that’s not good (though ik kellyanne is gonna get taken so)

- dumas is right y’all

- QUEEN OF THE SOUTH OHHHHshit lmao

- dumas :(((((( teresa please. please don’t kill him. u are in the wrong here babe.

- YESSS JAMES BBY

- kellyanne ........ y’all can’t turn ur phones off in this business

- finished BAKING lmao i love pote sometimes

- wait have we seen this guy before? did he do something behind marcels back or smth? i feel like i remember something

- taza? :((((( i like him dammit

- ahhhhhhhh james oh no

- marcel tread carefully pls i don’t like this why do i feel like he’s about to die .. pls don’t

- ohhhhhhhhhhh shit marcel 👀 that was hot

- marcel i have a feeling u should not let him go

- well i guess he got that feeling too oop-

- :(

- mmmmmmm marcel where u going w that gun

- oh shit i have a feeling this business vs people/ family thing is gonna .... come up again.. perhaps....

- marcellllllllllllllll oh shit

- kellyanne..... pote.... be careful please

- pote pay attention ur ultrasound is on the screen

- aww pote’s face

- teresa babe... :( oh no that’s not gonna help

- hope that coke didn’t come from boaz oop

- ah fuck

- okay can youtube stop censoring things it’s really ruining the power of these moments

- oh shit three i love yous something bad is gonna happen

- pote. POTE. POTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JESUS CHRIST POTE OMG PAY ATTENTION

- teresa babe :(((((((

- OH SHIT REVERSE QUEENPIN MOMENT

- oh fuck the ultrasound w the blood THATS A LIL TOO POIGNANT

- eeeeeeeeep shits about to go down!!!! that was a good episode